Ghost and Soap jokes and banter - Modern Warfare II

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  • @Goofytips
    @Goofytips 2 роки тому +2689

    homies having a discord call while fighting war crimes these two in a duo are chad's

    • @Crimson_death_yt
      @Crimson_death_yt Рік тому +36

      Ye your right💀💀💀

    • @Josedagoatis15
      @Josedagoatis15 3 місяці тому +1

      Ghost:then say so
      Soap: I did

    • @onurselimyuksel4107
      @onurselimyuksel4107 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Josedagoatis15 I laughed so hard that
      +It’s pishin’ it doon out here
      -Speak English

  • @saborise7485
    @saborise7485 2 роки тому +1662

    ''Ghost, you missin' a knife?
    "'Several''
    Gold

  • @cyromancerthatsellsicecream
    @cyromancerthatsellsicecream 2 роки тому +2095

    1:48 "Johnny, got company in the church! and they're not here for forgiveness!"
    fuckin killed me 💀

    • @stormdesertstrike
      @stormdesertstrike 2 роки тому +38

      Underrated 😂

    • @BambooSh0t
      @BambooSh0t 2 роки тому +45

      Legit took me to click another fuckin video for me to realize what the joke was lmao

    • @cjalvarez2328
      @cjalvarez2328 Рік тому +35

      When you can die at any moment but still jokes around

    • @valestrafox89
      @valestrafox89 Рік тому +9

      😂😂😂 effing heck this is my kind of humour , drive the family bonkers😂😂😂

    • @AceRox-pi7vk
      @AceRox-pi7vk Рік тому

      Fockin*

  • @carnage4556
    @carnage4556 Рік тому +1542

    The fact that Ghost is chatty because he wants to make sure Soap is still alive :( ❤

    • @edadankmemes
      @edadankmemes Рік тому +126

      Yeah…well he should have been chattier…T~T

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup Рік тому

      @@edadankmemes
      FUCKING HELL

    • @lies9927
      @lies9927 10 місяців тому +165

      He know Soap is wounded and losing blood, is better to make him talk and be aware then let him be silent and lose counsciness

    • @thegamingkirby8696
      @thegamingkirby8696 5 місяців тому +16

      Best to convo to keep the negative thoughts away

    • @itsmattfromwiisports
      @itsmattfromwiisports 4 місяці тому +1

      @edadankmemes in his defense, wasn't he right near him when he died?

  • @neilmaquiling3519
    @neilmaquiling3519 2 роки тому +2054

    Soap : I'm in the coffee shop
    Ghost : Get us a tea
    Soap : Fucking Britz
    Fucking hilarious 🤣

    • @casentive7841
      @casentive7841 2 роки тому +27

      *fookin

    • @jamietate3526
      @jamietate3526 2 роки тому +14

      Implies that soap is pro indy

    • @gorolmazi1824
      @gorolmazi1824 2 роки тому +7

      @@jamietate3526 nah more like pro Scotch :P

    • @h0welss
      @h0welss 2 роки тому +19

      @@gorolmazi1824 pro indy = for independance = not wanting to be referred to as british. btw "scotch" isn't a correct word to refer to scottish people

    • @memelord3986
      @memelord3986 Рік тому +3

      @@h0welss Scotch is a type of liquor

  • @M-257
    @M-257 Рік тому +765

    Once a wise man said:
    "You dropped the soap"
    "You spilled the gaz"
    "You scared the ghost"
    "You squashed the roach"
    "Now you'll pay the PRICE"

  • @Villosa64
    @Villosa64 2 роки тому +797

    Soap either the smartest guy figuring out all of the jokes in like 2 seconds or he's just insanely good at being casual and blending in

    • @Dmik20
      @Dmik20 2 роки тому +9

      soap died in modern warfare 3 and ghost never had a 3D mask this campaign ruined these characters and the entire franchise

    • @aetherlul
      @aetherlul 2 роки тому +102

      @@Dmik20 cry harder

    • @Hecate3952
      @Hecate3952 2 роки тому +59

      @@Dmik20 bro. It's a fuckin reboot.

    • @aetherlul
      @aetherlul 2 роки тому

      @@Dmik20 I can't see any facts in your comment, besides your stupid nostalgia gatekeeping attitude 🤓

    • @Dmik20
      @Dmik20 2 роки тому

      @@aetherlul You know I'm right you're just butt hurt. 😎

  • @uaLemt44
    @uaLemt44 2 роки тому +542

    "Johnny, got company in the church, and they're not here for forgiveness" LMAO gold tier.

    • @jamesalexander8193
      @jamesalexander8193 11 місяців тому +3

      Their here to see the big man, I'll send them right up

  • @jewelsvevo8153
    @jewelsvevo8153 2 роки тому +679

    God Alone was such a painful mission to beat on Realism without using a gun but the banter between Soap and Ghost made it worth my time

    • @wheres_the_proof2896
      @wheres_the_proof2896 2 роки тому +16

      honestly the no gun challenge was really fun on realism for me

    • @villageidiot9012
      @villageidiot9012 Рік тому +3

      Jesus Christ, it was hard enough using a gun on realism on that mission but to not use a gun? Fuck that 😂💀

  • @sml2k186
    @sml2k186 Рік тому +182

    I think the best part is when ghost is telling his goldfish joke you hear him not try to laugh his ass off

  • @Arva_
    @Arva_ 2 роки тому +263

    ghost do have humor

  • @RMorton1
    @RMorton1 Рік тому +138

    “I’ll give them your email” “I won’t watch them… more than once.” Just straight to the point.

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 7 місяців тому +3

      Ghost has definitely watched the Funkytown video

    • @bloodbrothers1779
      @bloodbrothers1779 7 місяців тому +5

      I didnt even know Ghost has email 😅

    • @TheYAlfaBet
      @TheYAlfaBet Місяць тому +3

      @@IkeFanBoy64 I bet Soap would put up a hell of a fight even without a face, IF he gets caught...

  • @august_blooms
    @august_blooms 5 місяців тому +39

    0:22 Soap hesitates lol
    He knows it’s bad to say that to his lieutenant and I think it’s such a good detail

    • @DothFrmBBL
      @DothFrmBBL 3 місяці тому

      Spihk Heartbust!? Bozeman Hotmail Recipient asked Bozeman Hotmail Recipient's dad if Bozeman Hotmail Recipient dad needed payment for Bozeman Hotmail Recipient's dad's tires that Bozeman Hotmail Recipient destroyed but Bozeman Hotmail Recipient dad said no!?

  • @jevom
    @jevom Рік тому +115

    Ghost: Little army humour
    Soap: Very little 😂😂😂

    • @CobaltZ_hans
      @CobaltZ_hans 4 місяці тому +1

      I feel like Ghost had the most smug look under his mask

  • @joaomlo2
    @joaomlo2 Рік тому +50

    I imagine Ghost just cracking up off radio when they're exchanging puns.

  • @insiite9561
    @insiite9561 2 роки тому +532

    "Away n bile yer heed" - Soap
    "English, MacTavish" - Ghost
    "Sorry, sir, let me translate... 'Go f**k yourself' " - Soap
    "Much better" - Ghost 🤣🤣

    • @sev3896
      @sev3896 2 роки тому +14

      aWaY n BiLe YeR hEeD

    • @frog-eu3xg
      @frog-eu3xg Рік тому +2

      I just read this comment as it came up-

    • @thevalkyriemercenary9463
      @thevalkyriemercenary9463 Рік тому +8

      ​@sev3896 when translated it means "get lost" in scottish

    • @somestrangecrow
      @somestrangecrow Рік тому +1

      @@thevalkyriemercenary9463 meh, same message

    • @slavicvasenin6685
      @slavicvasenin6685 4 місяці тому

      Got me laugh for 5 minutes straight once I heard that in a game myself

  • @aaronkenyon7112
    @aaronkenyon7112 Рік тому +311

    "You're stone cold, Simon"
    "Let me translate "Go fuck yourself""
    "Sick bastard"
    "You're out of your mind LT"
    If I didn't know any better, I'd say Soap was flirting with Ghost and vice versa 😂

    • @andrei3436
      @andrei3436 11 місяців тому +2

      How would you even come out to that conclusion bruh? XD

    • @aaronkenyon7112
      @aaronkenyon7112 11 місяців тому +20

      @andrei3436 The joke clearly flew over your head bruh

    • @yveltalnice
      @yveltalnice 5 місяців тому +5

      Heh or ghost likes soap to the point there can both swear or roast each other and there cool with it

  • @fatherpurity3461
    @fatherpurity3461 2 роки тому +131

    The dialogue makes this mission bearable for me💀

  • @garrettstripp6899
    @garrettstripp6899 2 роки тому +140

    "It's RaInInG fUcKiNg HaRd"

  • @goldberg91
    @goldberg91 Рік тому +47

    0:43 foap sounded like he was sick of ghost"s bullshit and trying to hold a laugh in at the same time

  • @deagleoneone
    @deagleoneone 2 роки тому +101

    0:37 I love how they translated this scence in different languages into different dialects.

  • @AirbenderHawk
    @AirbenderHawk Рік тому +46

    “It’s raining fucking hard.”
    lol!!! Ghost doesn’t like it when soap spoke Scottish. They’re so brother energy tbh.

  • @ScottyRunna
    @ScottyRunna 2 роки тому +50

    "its raining fucking hard" lmao

  • @ЕвгенияПырирко-з9с

    Ghost literally: "English, MacTavish" 🙄💅

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 2 роки тому +130

    0:32 his hand glitches through that guys goggles

    • @032_m.alfathcirrus5
      @032_m.alfathcirrus5 2 роки тому +18

      The animation was made for non-NVG Shadows but the Shadow models in that encounter appear randomly.

    • @plaguecrow754
      @plaguecrow754 2 роки тому +1

      Why must you hurt me in this way

    • @donaldtheduck6073
      @donaldtheduck6073 10 місяців тому

      Ya know that's precisely the level of quality and attention to detail I've come to expect from this beaten, souless, husk of a franchise.

  • @GokantheHusky
    @GokantheHusky Рік тому +51

    "Two Goldfish are in a tank" Not gonna lie that made me chuckle because it just sounded genuinely funny but now I only RECENTLY just got the joke. TANK! As in ARMY TANK!!

  • @Lt.SimonGhostRiley-u5t
    @Lt.SimonGhostRiley-u5t 2 місяці тому +4

    "It's raining fucking hard!"
    "Your life expectancy just went way up."
    Had me rolling to the floor😂

  • @landencesal205
    @landencesal205 2 роки тому +24

    Fuckin Simon and soap the best damn cod protagonists

    • @landencesal205
      @landencesal205 2 роки тому +1

      It doesn't help that I use ghost in every game I can

  • @Aranya1998
    @Aranya1998 2 роки тому +49

    Ghost: What has two legs and bleeds?
    Me: ... a woman?
    Ghost: Half a dog.
    Me: Not much better but I'll take it. :')

  • @rollingkidneystones8
    @rollingkidneystones8 2 роки тому +66

    "if the dog barks, shoot it, no need to get compromised." actual dunce hat

  • @spawn2414
    @spawn2414 Рік тому +17

    If ghost was a real person he'd definitely would have watch live leak as a kid

  • @VeWatchesVideos
    @VeWatchesVideos Рік тому +32

    Ghost looks like a 13-year-old's definition of cool, but has dad humor that would make even my seventy-something father cringe. Don't know who decided on that last trait, but bless them for it.

  • @lilsquidgaming39
    @lilsquidgaming39 2 роки тому +36

    I feel like we need more of ghost comedy after seeing this XD

  • @uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmm
    @uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmm 2 роки тому +251

    Soap: You are stone cold, Simon
    Ghost: What has two legs and bleeds?
    Soap: Don't tell me...
    Ghost: *half a dog*

    • @mooshrooom6853
      @mooshrooom6853 2 роки тому +1

      Sorry can you explain the joke to me, I don't get this one

    • @muhikhsan2567
      @muhikhsan2567 2 роки тому +4

      @@mooshrooom6853 Its father jokes

    • @aleksyevich
      @aleksyevich 2 роки тому +2

      Thought it was Soap itself💀💀

    • @theworldmushroom2581
      @theworldmushroom2581 Рік тому +6

      ​@@mooshrooom6853Its dark but basically if a dog was cut in half vertically it would only have two legs and because of the cut it would be bleeding (this felt weird to type-)
      Know this is oate but i hope it helps

    • @mooshrooom6853
      @mooshrooom6853 Рік тому +1

      @@theworldmushroom2581 Ah gotcha, thanks.

  • @eggcoffeedude4538
    @eggcoffeedude4538 2 роки тому +32

    they do have some dad joke humor

  • @AnonymousF-s5s
    @AnonymousF-s5s 3 місяці тому +4

    "It's raining f**king hard!" Had me rolling to the floor😂

  • @JDR00L
    @JDR00L Рік тому +7

    "your life expectancy just went way up"

  • @robertoramos4558
    @robertoramos4558 2 роки тому +30

    You forgot to include the part where Soap calls Ghost ugly

  • @maslina7730
    @maslina7730 2 роки тому +16

    0:24 just a normal conversation between me and my friend

  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 2 роки тому +24

    1:14 was so bad it was hysterical XD

    • @Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ
      @Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ Рік тому +3

      It's an army joke, you know cause the fish live in a"tank"

    • @lr2683
      @lr2683 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZcan't believe I didn't get it until now

  • @Wolfsden_Gaming
    @Wolfsden_Gaming Рік тому +8

    I would actually pay to see these guys perform a live comedy show. That would be funny as hell. Get all of TF141 involved in it

  • @mishaalkisan1688
    @mishaalkisan1688 2 роки тому +29

    The Narcos one was pretty good ngl

    • @djjafeth
      @djjafeth Рік тому +2

      The ones Who actually watched narco-execution videos: 💀💀

  • @Shura31412
    @Shura31412 10 місяців тому +69

    0:10 the first thing that came to my mind was a woman

    • @futuregem1605
      @futuregem1605 3 місяці тому +3

      YESS same 😂

    • @t4sh4._.4ndre4s
      @t4sh4._.4ndre4s Місяць тому

      Everytime, same here

    • @paradoxy901
      @paradoxy901 29 днів тому +1

      Goddamn

    • @valentinanj1367
      @valentinanj1367 22 дні тому +2

      We were playing with my cousin and i was on my period so when we reach this part my cousin loudly said to me “YOU!”. So you’re not the only one who thought that JAJAJAJAJAJ

  • @nyorito5208
    @nyorito5208 2 роки тому +19

    took me a while to figure out Ghost's blind skydive joke XD

    • @syntheovaldy5173
      @syntheovaldy5173 2 роки тому

      care to explain?

    • @nyorito5208
      @nyorito5208 2 роки тому +8

      @@syntheovaldy5173 blind people utilise service dogs

    • @didickcheeseburger
      @didickcheeseburger 2 роки тому +1

      @@nyorito5208 youll have to excuse my friend valdy. hes a little slow

  • @JKM0
    @JKM0 Рік тому +9

    1:30 the way the ambient stops

  • @toyotafan83
    @toyotafan83 9 місяців тому +2

    I think Ghost did this to help with the anxiety the situation and keep soap alive

  • @BrxIghtside
    @BrxIghtside Рік тому +10

    Absolutely phenomenal campaign

  • @wheres_the_proof2896
    @wheres_the_proof2896 2 роки тому +9

    probably the best mission from mw2

  • @blaniszcze
    @blaniszcze Рік тому +3

    “i won’t watch it… more than once anyway…”

  • @MissRedHeadedGeek
    @MissRedHeadedGeek 9 місяців тому +2

    Best bromance since Army of Two.

  • @jocelantonettetenoc5996
    @jocelantonettetenoc5996 Рік тому +1

    "Think I'll live that long?"
    "Probably not..."
    😢

  • @andreasottohansen7338
    @andreasottohansen7338 Рік тому +2

    I like how this Soap doesn't seem to like the idea of having to kill a dog, where old Soap outright states he hates dogs.
    To be fair, had I gone through the events of the Original Modern Warfare, I don't think i'd like dogs anymore.

  • @thegreatcornholio4031
    @thegreatcornholio4031 2 роки тому +15

    we need more of this in mw3

  • @richardii5989
    @richardii5989 2 роки тому +1

    Its like being battle buddies with Roy F'n Kent

  • @maus6967
    @maus6967 9 місяців тому

    How it feels when your friend just got DayZ and you're talking them through surviving long enough to meet up

  • @TWAFFLEG
    @TWAFFLEG 11 місяців тому +1

    Cod without swearing is like the Teletubbies without the Teletubbies

  • @bonk5017
    @bonk5017 2 роки тому +17

    Army humor

  • @graciewoodring4499
    @graciewoodring4499 Рік тому

    the way he says it's raining fing hard gets me. every time

  • @liker5249
    @liker5249 2 роки тому +14

    Love it

  • @JamesM2667
    @JamesM2667 10 місяців тому

    Only soap and ghost would be cracking jokes while being hunted down by a para military company 😂

  • @pramusetyakanca1552
    @pramusetyakanca1552 3 місяці тому

    I think this particular branch of writers had a little too much fun for this sequence, but I'm all here for it 😂

  • @They_Call_Me_HeartFace
    @They_Call_Me_HeartFace 3 місяці тому

    the best of the entire remake its two bros that were originally dead characters, a deadly humor must say

  • @digitalscripture9245
    @digitalscripture9245 6 місяців тому +1

    "Good one" yknow he was doing his best not to chuckle. Also i love the whole "in ENGLISH" parts, like Brits dont have their fancy ways of saying things the same as Scotts 😂

  • @Hothead_Of_Class1-A
    @Hothead_Of_Class1-A 19 днів тому

    0:37 - 0:45 just gonna save this cause it makes me laugh
    Soap: It's pishin' it out doon out here.
    Ghost: Speak English.
    Soap: It's raining fucking hard.
    Ghost: Then say so.
    Soap: I did.

  • @radiantblog
    @radiantblog Рік тому +1

    Missing some knifes? XD
    Ah fuck i love them
    "They are not here for forgiveness"

  • @Scottish_Pyro
    @Scottish_Pyro Місяць тому

    "English, MacTavish..."
    "Sorry, sir, let me translate... Go fuck yourself."
    "Much better."
    had me dead 😭

  • @BurningSorrows
    @BurningSorrows Рік тому

    I fucking love this duo 😂

  • @theonionqueen3519
    @theonionqueen3519 2 місяці тому

    Some call it banter. Others call it flirting.

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 11 місяців тому +3

    0:52 says the Brit

  • @slavicvasenin6685
    @slavicvasenin6685 4 місяці тому

    The voice chats in cod games be like😂😂😂😂😂

  • @faciens_de_medico
    @faciens_de_medico 2 роки тому +6

    Ghost: i can do this all night
    Captain america : i can do this all day
    Amazing!!!!

  • @Moonwaltz777
    @Moonwaltz777 2 місяці тому

    I told the goldfish joke to my military mom and she burst out laughing immediately, I don’t understand why exactly

  • @memecraft835
    @memecraft835 Рік тому

    Got company at the church and they ain’t her for forgiveness

  • @Evilracenhunters
    @Evilracenhunters 5 місяців тому

    Am I the only 1d1ot that was LMAO on the jokes? The one with the blinds and the dogs was the best!

  • @kennford
    @kennford 6 місяців тому +1

    Its raining fucking hard

  • @sanchezadrian6007
    @sanchezadrian6007 11 місяців тому +1

    Get us a tea ☕️ FUCKIN BRITZ 😂😂

  • @Fire_Studio_Channel
    @Fire_Studio_Channel Місяць тому

    🧼: Did you see the caged dog?
    👻: Big geezer. If he barks, shoot him and repo quickly. Don't get compromised.
    🧼: You are stone cold, Simon..
    👻( *_immediately_* ): What has two legs and bleeds?
    🧼: Don't tell me..
    👻: Half a dog.
    🧼: I asked you not to tell me..
    *_I swear to God, I love their duo so much_*

  • @Hiyori___
    @Hiyori___ 11 місяців тому

    about the slow kill recordings- Ghost: "I won't watch 'em... more than once anyway."
    damn, this is twisted

  • @poranda-panda
    @poranda-panda 8 місяців тому

    me and my bestie at an hectic work day

  • @salikchristensen9659
    @salikchristensen9659 6 місяців тому

    [ "soap" (ghost) ]
    "Did you see the caged dog?"
    (Big gezer. If he barks, shoot him and repo quickly - don't get compromised...)
    "You are stone cold, simon."
    (What has 2 legs and bleeds?)
    "Don't tell me!"
    (Half a dog...)
    "I asked you not to tell me."
    Always made me laugh😂

  • @MrPloxDa3rd
    @MrPloxDa3rd Рік тому

    Damn, missed missions like this in MWIII

  • @Fennily
    @Fennily 7 місяців тому

    Holy cow they're so funny

  • @destanymiller7565
    @destanymiller7565 2 роки тому +2

    I wanna se a live movie of call of duty

  • @ChillyReaper
    @ChillyReaper 2 роки тому +8

    Why was the strawberry crying?

  • @user-dd5hb8ow1c
    @user-dd5hb8ow1c Рік тому +3

    It’s raining FUCKING hard -Soap

  • @dark_ghost4954
    @dark_ghost4954 2 роки тому

    0:32 glitch hand and shadow helmet

  • @holyqueensamira4452
    @holyqueensamira4452 11 місяців тому

    Shellfish😂😂😂😂

  • @Farfigschiter.
    @Farfigschiter. 7 місяців тому

    I like the strawberry one

  • @didickcheeseburger
    @didickcheeseburger 2 роки тому +3

    what do you say when you have a deer with no eyes?
    i have no eye deer

  • @chetanyamundachali5612
    @chetanyamundachali5612 Рік тому

    A Cold one

  • @Losman666
    @Losman666 Рік тому

    I ❤ my ghosty ghost❤❤❤❤

  • @misaghkhosravi4541
    @misaghkhosravi4541 3 місяці тому

    Keep ur dialogues friendly😂

  • @NoBalls-j7r
    @NoBalls-j7r Рік тому

    Soap always mad at ghos

  • @SkiF-818
    @SkiF-818 11 місяців тому

    what is the name of this knife? 00:35 Or maybe there are similar ones, does anyone know?

  • @ThisChannelIsAbandoned300
    @ThisChannelIsAbandoned300 4 місяці тому

    yes

  • @XxReaperxX_
    @XxReaperxX_ 2 роки тому +1

    my man is playing on easiest Difficulty while i went into MW2 Blind On hardened Completed the game took me all day lol but was hella worth it

    • @mahlium
      @mahlium  2 роки тому +7

      1- u have NO clue what difficulty i was on 💀
      2- "hardened" 🗿🤣🤣?

  • @Laliyanmandul
    @Laliyanmandul Місяць тому

    I don't get the skydive one

  • @qxtsa
    @qxtsa Рік тому +1

    you left all the flirting out :(

  • @acevr2
    @acevr2 Місяць тому

    what is this game called