Real Life Twitter Stories That Sound Fake! | SHXTSNGIGS PODCAST
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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This Week The Guys Discuss:
Real Life Twitter Stories That Sound Fake!
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James is the undisputed KING of upping the ante in fake scenarios that test Fuhad's moral compass 🤣
and always butt stuff first 🤣
@@Stu161 fr😂
Facts 💯
I swear Im not going to jail. Im getting immunity first then showing evidence. I did them a favor with my crime 🤣
Alwayyyyyyyssss takes it to another level💀💀💀
How James turn a 6 year jail sentence for burglary to 25 to life for murder 😂
Not sure but he’s going to all sorts of jail according to Fuhad!!!!
James has big "would you love me if I was a chicken nugget and then break up with you for saying you would dip him in honey mustard instead of ranch" energy
@@peachmilkshake_ what lmao this is spectacular
😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂
Fuhad is a champ for keeping up with James's antics 😂😂👏
The escalation from thief, kidnapper, to murderer was a doozy 😂😂😂
When James said “Maybe I am justice” I lost it 💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
What's taking me out is how serious y'all are🤣🤣
From a young robbery to double homicide.
An anonymous tip with the location for the safe also works.
In West African folklore /stories, some children would be born with short lives and die due to illness etc, after multiple losses, parents would purposely scar the child just to make sure it wasn't the same child trying to be born again. Also, when there was a new birth in the family , Following the death of a loved one, it was assumed the child was a reincarnation, and given a name to suit it. Example: "Babatunde " means "Our father is back"
In my country, the baby gets thrown in the dumpster and then they'll collect the baby the next day...
Or pierce the ears if they are boys as soon as they're born...
The last option will be to give them horrible names.
@@RaihannaJallow Yeah I my country they used to give sickly kids horrible nick names so the angel of death would think they did not want the kid thus sparing his life. My moms nickname is Ghost cause she was a sickly baby & my grandma thought it would trick the angel of death that she was already dead so he would not take her. My mom is now 65.
I swear James needs to write a script NOW! Seriously...his imagination is brilliant!
I put this on while everyone was still sleeping, I laughed so HARD my mom burst in and almost beat me, I told her just watch...needless to say we're both waiting for this movie with extreme anticipation
James' story escalated SO fast!!!
James said “but what if the earth was twerking” cause he went extreme with this scenario 😂😂😂
Fuhad is very calculated no matter the scenario 😂😂
Now, that story telling about balaclava man, need to be an animated short film...20 minutes long, perfect.
These scenarios have me dying Lawd I can’t with these two😂😂 love the shorts
I’m a big fan from the US, that second story about the guy stealing the safe is a real story!😂😂 deadass made the news but whoever sent you that defs wasn’t him 😂😂
There's a Korean film with a similar situation to that story. It's called the gangster the cop and the devil. But the gangster is basically in place of the thief
I could literally listen to your stories alllllll day! 🤣
I love how quickly this escalated 🤣🤣🤣
“They’re gonna loosen that…god have mercy” I’m dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
James just wrote an entire movie and I want to see it
"You're ballyed up, noone's understanding what you're saying" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way James adds to the stories is hilarious! 😂😂😂
1:50 it is a movie. It's called "I came by"
This took a turn I was not expecting! 😂😂😂
"They're gonna loosen that. God have mercy" 🤣🤣😭
The burglary thing, there is a film with a loosely similar premise (guy tries robbing a murderers house, and finds a soon to be victim) called Bad Samaritan
I am crying laughing in the pedicure chair 😂 I love this podcast ❤️
Hoochie daddy shorts😍🔥🔥. Stories are so WILLLD🤯🤯.
Okay… but the Owner of the safe… REPORTED THE SAFE (with these photos) STOLEN!
He ratted himself out. I’d turn myself in happily and let EVERYONE know what he did.
kills me the scenarios they make 🤣
James’ fake scenarios are so elaborate 😂😭😂😂
“Maybe I AM justice” took me tf out😂😂
I appreciate this channe because they literally discuss the entire scenario for shxts and giggles🤣🤣🤣🤣 anonymously mail the photos in? Nah, kidnap somebody's auntie, commit a double homicide and dole out vigilante justice fam.
The stolen safe story: I would make a deal, if they say 6 years i say 2 years + the proof that I have/testify 😂 They cant say no.. i mean if that person is wanted or on the run they want every info they can get and i'm finna help them 😅
Mans said "I am justice" this man is in gothem
If I was the thief in that burglary situation I'd drop it off at the police station anonymously or put it in someone's mailbox.
I love how you got the the end and was just like fuck it I’ll do it myself
This whole scenario has me in bits 😂😂😂 not the phonebooth scenario 😂😂😂
Here's a real-life story for you:
A homeless junky at one of the central bus stations stole a bag someone forgat. He opened the bag, found a bomb, and called the cops to report it.
Bro went mad far wit the scenario 😂😂😂
The safe story would be a good movie, James’s version would be a good parody of the movie😂
I would have mailed in the pictures anonymously
This had me cackling 😂🤣🤣. James needs to write a book or make a movie . He’s always creating a scenario 😭🤣
LMAO all this imagination and it doesn't occur to anyone to write a note and use the mail 💀😂
This is hands the funniest Shitsngigs video I have ever seen, I was literally choking on my food and I couldn't breath big mistake watching this while eating, the part when the first lady throws the pictures and runs? Bruh my sides hurt 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"They'd think I'm makin up stories James!"
That was hilarious lol
I would’ve taken nothing from the safe except the photos and called the cops or mailed it to them anonymously like “I heard rumors about him and just wanted to get proof”, that way either I get away, or if they ever find me I minimize my charges
They did something close to the burglary story in that movie Seven Psychopaths. I'm glad the guy, Matthew Hahn, got another chance at life because of it and got that monster off the streets. James is really too good 🤣
The sudden killer scenario actually reminds me of a book/movie called A Simple Plan. Not quite as comedic, but definitely stressful!
"Maybe I am justice" LMFAOO
"You are going to all sorts of jail" 😂😂😂
I swear that james just made up a movie that I would deffo watch hahaha
James really knows how to go down the rabbit hole with his stories🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Just mail the pictures to the neighbors. Then call in a robbery speaking of their mailbox so someone finds it😅
Just post the pics to police station with a note showing the bad man's address... I love you 2,,, wish I could afford patreon xx
James that escalated way quick 😂😂
i was in class watching this and people near by are looking at me
No Im dying I only just found these guys a week ago and I haven’t looked back 😂
Anybody else think the robber should just have anonymously dropped it off with a letter claiming he had heard rumours and it was the only way to prove it by stealing it but he was worried about getting in trouble or something 😂 xx
😂😂😂The one about the burglery made me die😂
Imagine how annoyed you’d be having bust open a safe expecting riches to discover that 🤮
There's a movie quite similar called the Bad Samaritan with David Tennant and Robert Sheehan
Kidnapping old ladies is quite extreme
I came for the plot. The shorts are the plot.
Y’all so goofy. Omg I my head hurts from laughing so hard
'' I am justice! '' wooow 😂😂😂
Swear i respect Jame's stand for the children. Even though he be murdering ppl all over his scenario 😂😂😂😂 hilarious 🙌
Idk how UK prisons are but in the US that burglar would’ve been highly respected in lock up.
Easier way to do it. Put the pics in different boxes and post them to different police stations. They ain't getting ignored if the man's in the picture.
When does the film come out though? I want front row seats 😍🤣
A good director needs to see this video and run with it cause I would definitely see this movie.
She would be traumatized....😂.... scurrying away
Literally caught two bodies and was like fuck it what's one more 😂😂😂
You take the photos to a sleazy newspaper and get protected as a source.
😂 That escalated quickly. These guys 😂🤣 Make me laugh so much
Whoever directed Shaun or the Dead and Hot Fuzz should make this film. Call it I Am Justice.
And that’s how James became a killer 😂😂😂
😂😂😂James is game for just adding charges lmao!
Ever laughed so hard that ur stomach and back were hurting...? THAT WAS ME WATCHING THIS EPISODE 😂😂😂
James whole scenario sounds amazing, it should be a movie 😂
"where no one can hear her scream" this is why I have to use headphones.
I'm creeeeeasing over this fake scenario
8:44 I was literally just thinking of phone booth
How did you go from burglary to kidnapping to murder!? 🤨🤣 You might as well have turned yourself in for being a thief! 😂😂
Def could have worked out an immunity deal 😂
This is for sure a movie!! 🤣🤣🤣
4:18 James's ultimatums never make sense because who had if that was the case could just anonymously call or mail in the photos with the guys information to the police
My 2 fave 1 day movies. 'A Day' and '11:25'
Why isn't cutting a deal not an option broooooo?? Missing kids? Unsolved murders? I WANT A DEAL OFFICER!!!
They got sooo invested HAHAHHA
If u rob somebody and find pictures like that mail them to the police with a letter saying what happened
Similar to this kind of thing (the third story) is the smithereens episode of black mirror
He’s in the pictures, just mail it xD
This banter 🤣🤣
I am sending it to the police station from their address with a note: come get me I need to be stop and I won’t come in myself.
Gloves will be used during this of course lol
This will always be my favorite episode. James and his scenarios are hilarious.
How the hell James
goes from a burglary too kidnapping two women and killing one, then too I am justice, YOU’VE just murder a innocent woman James😂😂😂😂
Should have just dropped the safe at a strangers house, write down the address where the safe is from and tell them to call the cops.
This is like that one episode of Black Mirror where the woman keeps killing people to avoid anyone finding out about an accidental murder she witnessed