He was talking about JEWISH Palestine. There is no Arab Palestine, there NEVER was an Arab Palestine and NEVER will be an Arab Palestine! it has been the land of the land of the Jewish people for 4 thousand fucking years! Name ONE Palestinian leader before 1948, name their unit of currency, or even find ONE reference to Palestinian culture in present day Israel in the course of 4 thousand years! Liberals are so fucking stupid they confuse Jewish Palestine with the ancient Philistines, who came from Crete. The very word for Philistines means INVADERS.
Leonard Jones Bruh lol It has been the land of Jews for 2500 years or 2000 years stop lying lol And Islam pretty much saved the existence of Judaism You do realise that right Without us you'd all be Christian
Shalom from Israel, The name Palestine was given to my people's kingdom of ancient Judea by the roman ruler Hadrian He named it after the biblical enemies of Israel the philistines and he also butchered hundreds of thousands of my people he wanted to make sure we are destroyed so he used the sword and also the pen Today people repeat that slap in the face of a lie.. but archeological findings do not lie @@leonardjones3461
@@mssucks3462tommy An Arab Palestine NEVER existed in the history of Mankind! The Philistines comes from the word Invader, (probably from Crete.) There is NO Palestinian currency. there was no Palestinian leader prior to 1948. There is no defined national boundary or a single shred of evidence that ANY political entity called Palestine EVER existed, including archeological! Nice try, but your conflation of Philistine and Palestinian revealed your utter ignorance of history! You are a millennial product of miseducation at best. I am guessing you are an American radical (probably a member of a socialist group or Antifa,) because anyone who ever studied history would not be this freaking stupid!
Yeah, but I'm quite sure there was no comedy intended. This kind of 2nd grade education is very common among some leaders of African states. This guy is a complete buffoon.....and in current times. He is completely unprepared for this ceremony and he verbalizes his idiotic thoughts. He has no formal education yet is the president. It's mostly tribal issues in Africa that can get a man like this elected, like in South Africa with Jacob Zuma. That whole fiasco was due to his Zulu tribe following and when he was put on house arrest I think for some kind of corruption massive riots and more looting than I've ever seen broke out. It's sad bc Africa has always had the potential to be a developed continent bc of natural resources, but they never had the ability to fully or properly utilized these resources. Many times a man like this was put in power and foreign money was brought in and given to certain group or tribe and they basically sold the diamond and other gem mines so very few Africans profited off any of it, on the contrary they lived in extreme poverty because only the top lived lives of luxury. It's been like that since the 1800's and the constant infighting among tribes will never end. That's been going on for almost a millennium. Israel has a lot of unity, while Africa is the complete opposite.
Palestine, Africa, the Jews (not Christians apparently) and King Herod are all bonded now. Or something like that. A very moving speech. I will never forget this.
My blessings to Israel.....Mr Netanyahu (a Christian of palestine now I suppose) has this great polite but somewhat strained smile.....probably valium.... that was almost as funny as the speech. Must watch this classic again.....pure deadpan genius!
😅😅😅 I luv it when he said the x Irani gov said Isreal’s came from Europe and I said no let me show you my bible and I did 😀😀 that’s is Gospel right there
Waa! waaa! This guy has made my day, "Otherwise we would be fighting you now"! He's just like your 75yr old grand pa, he can embarss you anytime. It's an age thing.
I can only imagine the competence he exhibits at managing his country. Considering that he's the President, I'd love to see his opponents' speeches, those must be gems too.
"Fortunately the Jewish leader reject this idea, otherwise we will be fighting you now". that's Hilarious Mr. President. you should do stand up comedy in Britain got talent
The fact that these kind of people are at the top of their countries and responsible for all of their citizens is both extremely comedic and extremely tragic
Hahahahahahahaha it is like bringing your drunk uncle to your wedding, and he uploads a sex tape of you with another partner. I am in stitches. Oh, dear!!
1:46, these guys was like 'is he preaching or something?' But that was a good speech. I salute the entire Israeli entourage for being kind and 'look interrsted', I would have had struggled to restrain myself from laughing out loud. This man is hillarious, almost like stand-up comedian. I enjoyed his entire speech though.
I usually wrote crap like this in exams and I used to pass them. M7 is doing the same. Relaxed, cool headed and talks like he is having a Friday drink with friends. 5:44 sums it all up!
Jews in the comments watch this and see an incompetent and shallow black man for a leader. But as Africans, I can assure you what we see is an intelligent wise man representing Africas raw and true stance on the topic of Israel and Palestine. And we will never forget him for his boldness. This video is a true Gem. It actually feels unreal. ❤ From Africa
@@ofer3000 I couldn't agree with you more. This is my point exactly!🤣 If anything, I don't think he prepared a speech at all, freestyled the whole thing lmao. However, there's no denying that the nuances in his speech as he delivered it conveyed a very strong message and satire which mostly AFRICANS can pick up on. Which I think the Israelis understood must've understood. ❤️ From Africa!
The last remark was priceless ..” I will resolve Palestine - Israel conflict in Very short time” for the past 70 +years nobody has done it, but I guess with his comedic approach God knows maybe there is hope he could resolve this conflict. Seriously everyone need a good laugh and chill approach. 😂😂😂 - Wallah / By HaShem
The first time he said "Palestine" I cringed and had to take a break and look at the comments. Feeling that embarrased for someone else makes me too uncomfortable.
The comment section here is rather ignorant. He is a laid back leader of the country using humour as a leadership technique and a biblical story as an analogy. He is not stupid, nor ignorant, nor lazy. The conference is simply different to how it is done in other places. You cannot judge someone by looking through a keyhole at them. I doubt many of you know much about him. And to get all worked up about the religious talk is ridiculous. He is a Christian leader of a very Christian country. Get over it.
_Herod.. Herod was a bad gentleman or something like that_
Beautiful :']
hilarious
You can't make this stuff up....
bronwyn nowitz was t that the guy who executed John the Baptist?
😂
this is what happens when you leave your essay until the night before kids
looooool
Looooooooooooool you are so right
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
could be worse
like having a fake sign language translator dancing the macarena next to you
but it sure comes close....\
😀😀😀😀😀
After the third "palestine" , israel security start to think about escape routes.
"You think we're fucked?"
"We may well be fucked"
He was talking about JEWISH Palestine. There is no Arab Palestine, there NEVER was an Arab Palestine and NEVER will be an Arab Palestine! it has been the land of the land of the Jewish people for 4 thousand fucking years!
Name ONE Palestinian leader before 1948, name their unit of currency, or even find ONE reference to Palestinian culture in present day Israel in the course of 4 thousand years! Liberals are so fucking stupid they confuse Jewish Palestine with the ancient Philistines, who came from Crete. The very word for Philistines means INVADERS.
Leonard Jones
Bruh lol
It has been the land of Jews for 2500 years or 2000 years stop lying lol
And Islam pretty much saved the existence of Judaism
You do realise that right
Without us you'd all be Christian
Shalom from Israel,
The name Palestine was given to my people's kingdom of ancient Judea by the roman ruler Hadrian
He named it after the biblical enemies of Israel the philistines and he also butchered hundreds of thousands of my people
he wanted to make sure we are destroyed so he used the sword and also the pen
Today people repeat that slap in the face of a lie.. but archeological findings do not lie @@leonardjones3461
@@mssucks3462tommy An Arab Palestine NEVER existed in the history of Mankind! The Philistines comes from the word
Invader, (probably from Crete.) There is NO Palestinian currency. there was no Palestinian leader prior to 1948.
There is no defined national boundary or a single shred of evidence that ANY political entity called Palestine
EVER existed, including archeological! Nice try, but your conflation of Philistine and Palestinian revealed your
utter ignorance of history! You are a millennial product of miseducation at best. I am guessing you are
an American radical (probably a member of a socialist group or Antifa,) because anyone who ever studied
history would not be this freaking stupid!
Best straight faced, stand up comedian Ive heard in a long time, comic genuis at the expense of the israeli.
best comment by far
agreed
he had last laugh appearing for season in Las Vegas on megabucks
Yeah, but I'm quite sure there was no comedy intended. This kind of 2nd grade education is very common among some leaders of African states. This guy is a complete buffoon.....and in current times. He is completely unprepared for this ceremony and he verbalizes his idiotic thoughts. He has no formal education yet is the president. It's mostly tribal issues in Africa that can get a man like this elected, like in South Africa with Jacob Zuma. That whole fiasco was due to his Zulu tribe following and when he was put on house arrest I think for some kind of corruption massive riots and more looting than I've ever seen broke out. It's sad bc Africa has always had the potential to be a developed continent bc of natural resources, but they never had the ability to fully or properly utilized these resources. Many times a man like this was put in power and foreign money was brought in and given to certain group or tribe and they basically sold the diamond and other gem mines so very few Africans profited off any of it, on the contrary they lived in extreme poverty because only the top lived lives of luxury. It's been like that since the 1800's and the constant infighting among tribes will never end. That's been going on for almost a millennium. Israel has a lot of unity, while Africa is the complete opposite.
@@carlo_cali man shut the fuck Up you have elected trump and Biden he is 100 smarter then both of them
Palestine, Africa, the Jews (not Christians apparently) and King Herod are all bonded now. Or something like that.
A very moving speech. I will never forget this.
lol
embarassing
the funny part is, that he thinks he is dead serious
Yes, very moving...it moved me from my seat to the floor 😂😂😂
😂 lol
'Or something like that'
This is THE leader of 40,322,768 people (Population of Uganda, 2016). Priceless!
Thank you for uploading this precious speech - haven't had such a good laugh for quite some time!!
I'm israeli, and this is best ever comedy i watched in my entire life!!! Lmao, rofl
My blessings to Israel.....Mr Netanyahu (a Christian of palestine now I suppose) has this great polite but somewhat strained smile.....probably valium.... that was almost as funny as the speech.
Must watch this classic again.....pure deadpan genius!
I bet that this was a set up and a joke by some Ugandan comedian and he fooled everyone
Seeing this yoyo ...capital punishment seems so justified
😅😅😅 I luv it when he said the x Irani gov said Isreal’s came from Europe and I said no let me show you my bible and I did 😀😀 that’s is Gospel right there
"There was a character called 'Balfour'"
I need to see more of his speech I feel like he is making fun of them in slick way lol
Soldiers at 5:42 be like, "I didn't sign up for this!"
😂😂😂😂😂
Waa! waaa! This guy has made my day, "Otherwise we would be fighting you now"!
He's just like your 75yr old grand pa, he can embarss you anytime. It's an age thing.
I can only imagine the competence he exhibits at managing his country. Considering that he's the President, I'd love to see his opponents' speeches, those must be gems too.
One of the best comedy sketches I have ever seen! Hilarious !
"Fortunately the Jewish leader reject this idea, otherwise we will be fighting you now". that's Hilarious Mr. President. you should do stand up comedy in Britain got talent
My god. What on earth is he babbling about?
Best comedian ever. This is hilarious..!
Very hopeless comment
Reminds me of having to present a project at school and practicing the morning it's due.
Definitely.. he don't
give a sh** for bunch of humanity trash..
Lolllll
God Bless Uganda and the Ugandan people!
The fact that these kind of people are at the top of their countries and responsible for all of their citizens is both extremely comedic and extremely tragic
Boris Johnson makes him look smart
Smarter than you Jews
@@omegamanGXE Jews have one the biggest literacy rates from all religions, so you better sit tf down if you're gonna try to play smart
At least he is knowledgeable and objective and Frank what more can u ask for in a leader
The best international speach...love from Pakistan ..
Hahahahahahahaha it is like bringing your drunk uncle to your wedding, and he uploads a sex tape of you with another partner. I am in stitches. Oh, dear!!
At every moment, I wasn't sure if he was going to next insult the Palestinians more, insult Jews, or insult yet more people.
1:46, these guys was like 'is he preaching or something?' But that was a good speech. I salute the entire Israeli entourage for being kind and 'look interrsted', I would have had struggled to restrain myself from laughing out loud. This man is hillarious, almost like stand-up comedian. I enjoyed his entire speech though.
One can die from laughter.Humor can be a weapon also.
I didn’t know Jesus went to Egypt ? 😊
you salute the entire Israelis for being kind... They have to listen because no body care whether they like it or not
This guy must have an IQ of at least 140. He knows his stuff
Sun saharan Africa IQ is 65
@@aj5424 your depressed and sad nazi iq is 13
It's much higher than Trump and Biden combined am sure
Waiting for Pasta Sempa to just storm in
This became too embarrassing to watch!!!
Yep... there's a lot of ignorance... a lot of ignorance... :-D
I usually wrote crap like this in exams and I used to pass them. M7 is doing the same. Relaxed, cool headed and talks like he is having a Friday drink with friends. 5:44 sums it all up!
Exactly 😂
Do people in Uganda know about him? 😂
😯 He is the president of Uganda? why on earth did they give him the mic?
Nurse! The president is out of bed again!
This guy is a riot.... no wonder Uganda is in such a mess. Glad to see most of the Israelis kept their sense of humor. Cracked up laughing..
More like embarrassed awkward😭
You’re very stupid and Unbecoming
Uganda is not in a mess but this was indeed hilarious
see Hebron
Israel is the mother of mess
The audience is showing incredible control.
We have endured him for almost forty years now, just imagine
Is he drunk?
DarqeDestroyer something like dat
Lol
Think he was in the bar last night 🤣🤣🤣
Some people don't do well in public speaking!
Bt this is a fking president he should be good ni public speaking
Every time he said Palestine, Netenyahu cringed and cried a little inside. It's funny when your country is only about 60 years ago.
This guy should be the Secretary-General of the United Nations or something like that!
When you have to write a essay in more than 250 words
haha brilliant speech. If you see the history of this man, he is never a stupid man.
I guess he had his own reason for doing this.
Lil i feel like he intentionally taking a piss at them
@@redx12ae33
Exactly.. 👏🏾
He is a Genius to me 👏🏽🍉 so freaking brave!! Free Palestine
'Herold was a very bad gentleman '! hahahahahahaha .. all I want to know is how embarrassed are my friends from Uganda?
We love him...we r used...he mashed us up😂😍
We love him ❤ he's intelligent only that you want him to speak what you want but not his mind
He didn't care at all about this speech. He was just there to pass time😂
Even Bibi's crazy wife was laughing !
I love my Ugandan brothers...African banter we don't joke truth in all our jokes
I like your name
OMG how didn't I notice that until now !! a mine of gold :D
I want some of that Ugandan kush too!!!
I love this president lmao
Jews in the comments watch this and see an incompetent and shallow black man for a leader. But as Africans, I can assure you what we see is an intelligent wise man representing Africas raw and true stance on the topic of Israel and Palestine. And we will never forget him for his boldness.
This video is a true Gem. It actually feels unreal. ❤ From Africa
He sounds like he made that speech 5 minutes before he came to stage and talked nonsense without charisma and also sounded drunk
@@ofer3000 I couldn't agree with you more. This is my point exactly!🤣
If anything, I don't think he prepared a speech at all, freestyled the whole thing lmao.
However, there's no denying that the nuances in his speech as he delivered it conveyed a very strong message and satire which mostly AFRICANS can pick up on. Which I think the Israelis understood must've understood.
❤️ From Africa!
He’s hilarious with his funny hat
I laughed my guts out. Apparently Musevèni was a teacher and pastor before becoming a president.
That’s for sure😀😀😀
The only bond he forgot is "James"
At least he has a sense of humor.
The last remark was priceless ..” I will resolve Palestine - Israel conflict in Very short time”
for the past 70 +years nobody has done it, but I guess with his comedic approach God knows maybe there is hope he could resolve this conflict. Seriously everyone need a good laugh and chill approach. 😂😂😂 - Wallah / By HaShem
What is amazing is that the listening crowd are not cracking up
Bless him his kids probably wrote the speech for him. I did have a giggle watching though. Although he is very confused.
Real natural comedian laugh too lol.
WTF is He High or Drunk ?
Probably both.
Talk about “Flight of Ideas!” I’ll bet there were LOTS of laughs on the flight home!
Still crazy after all these years.
And with Benjamin Netanyahu sitting there, no doubt thinking of his brother, but displaying sufficient grace not to leap over and thump the fool.
This guy seems likeable though. More relatable than most.
Amazing how little he knows about history. But he seems of good heart.
He is of good heart
Good heart of dictatorship and clinging to power?
Drunk probably
Do you know who you were talking about? His IQ is higher than that of all your ancestors combined.
Get them all laughing and they'll forget what they were fighting about. Now that's clever.
This isn't funny. It's worrying.
"You shouldn't take life to seriously, you'll never get out of it alive!"
He won another 5 year term
Ugandans we are fvcked
It's funny as hell
iam surprised that the crowd didn't laugh too much at this strange speech from a president !
Hilarious? It's cringingly embarrassing. I couldn't watch the whole thing.
The first time he said "Palestine" I cringed and had to take a break and look at the comments. Feeling that embarrased for someone else makes me too uncomfortable.
It's not embarrassing. You don't have a sense of humour buddy.
Very embarrassing for a president. Who suppose to be tendering apology for the country's participation in terrorist act . Shameful.
embarrassing for him. hilarious for most of us
*My name's B O N D*
*JAMES ANOTHA BOND*
We want Pasta
This is gold! 🤣🤣🤣
The meme president of Africa!
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer lol
He showed to Iran that Israel belongs to Jews- God bless him.
If spoken without the accent this would have been a different ball game altogether.
This is a great President. Very candid
I am so happy he rebuffed the nonsense Amadinejad was spewing to him and very satisfied that he outed him.
And a damn fine hat!
LOL God bless you. So much historical revisionism.
“It says in Genesis chapter 1 versus 9-13... Incidentally you Israelis need to know that these Ugandans...”
Concerning and sad this is a head of state e
He must be the speechwriter for Biden.
Fabulous ! :)
Needed to speed this playback. Else, my eyelids shut with my mouth open. 😆😆
Oh my sack, that's really bad.
Hahaha haha. It's hilarious. That's why education must be educating.
He sleeps in these meetings..think he slept right through school..what a laugh..
The last 5 seconds after watching the whole video were hilarious
Bless him that was so funny. What a dear man.
Best stand up comedy ever🤣
I haven't heard of this many references to bonds since I read those British spy novels.
Good speech/good man doe mad respect
The African Donald Trump!!!
Great speech indeed
The comment section here is rather ignorant. He is a laid back leader of the country using humour as a leadership technique and a biblical story as an analogy. He is not stupid, nor ignorant, nor lazy. The conference is simply different to how it is done in other places. You cannot judge someone by looking through a keyhole at them. I doubt many of you know much about him. And to get all worked up about the religious talk is ridiculous. He is a Christian leader of a very Christian country. Get over it.
No desire to be disrespectful. Its just that there were a number of inaccuracies in his speech
Made me laugh so much were the fuck did he get that hat? "Mr Delmonte he said yes!"
The only thing missing on it was a capitol `D` lol
היי 6656ק
+Ziad Khoury היי
My God! This was really embarrassing 😳
Not sure if he is serious, or just trolling everyone really well 🤔
LONG LIVE UGANDA ☺✊
The essay when you do it on the last day
This is Africa. No comments.
Moving speech indeed...but until you listen to the end...Well done Mr President
During my entire life and from now on if someone calls me stupid, I say wait a minute,,,, I’ll show you a stupid man
Oba you start by showing us your father?
"Very good ideas in a very short time"
" I read my Bible"
He was right when he says ignorance are there 😝😂😂