The next time Sonic doesn't get somewhere in time for a mechanic, just remind him that he's gotta go fast for that bit. Don't change your inflection; See if you can slip the reference under the radar or whether he immediately screams at you to shut up.
> Drak uses Intimidation on Woops > Roll for skill check > Drak rolls Nat 20 > Woops is completely oblivious, but Sonic slinks back into the shadows for a change of pants while questioning every decision in life
For reference: I tried. So hard. To find a way to get the booty shorts option. But it's probably for the best that no-one makes custom booty shorts....
NEST vs TEA Episode VIII Executive Producer Drak-anus Gaymsteen REsident Griefer Woops Cleavelord Corey Moogle King Hans Chicken Egg Queen King Rhayaaaas Manlet Sam THE Hokage THE Hedgehog Production Assisting Editor ScribbleLiz (hi scrib!) Crab Archie Audio Wizard MarcatoSound Viewers Like You (Ha, caught you pausing!) NEST vs TEA was recorded in front of a live audience on Twitch and each other. No one was directly harmed during the making of this video, though several braincells have died, fallen on the floor, or outright commited sudoku to end the pain Claims that this is a scripted series of videos, as with all the others, are untrue in spite of every bit of evidence here showing the contrary. It's like clockwork with how some things happen on queue, though I will point out that it's highly unlikely that I (or any of them for that matter) have the capacity to coordinate these kinds of stunts when, even after months of the same raiding schedule they will ask the same damn question "are we raiding today?" I've had to make google docs and discord channels specifically designated for scheduling talk because even just discussing a change for over 10 lines of text wipes their mental hard drives, sending them into a state of complete and total confusion. And I'm not any better. I have the reading comprehension of a second grader and my brain often auto-completes most things I read with the most awkward and unnatural implied tone possible. By the way, this rant isn't something to be concerned over since it's also a long-running joke. It's gotten so bad we have special raid "rules" pinned to our main discord channel along with a website specifically designed to answer the "are we raiding today" question. I know you're curious, so here are our list of rules: 1. No lag allowed. 2. No Technical Difficulties allowed. 3. No standing in bad stuff. 4. No getting hit. 5. No taking Damage. 6. NO FOOD CONVERSATIONS I can't share the website as it's for NEST personnel only. Also it doesn't really work that great but it's good enough for us. I hope you noticed that each and every rule is broken on a regular basis, though I'm realizing now that not asking about raid times isn't actually a written rule... Has it been my fault this whole time?? This is what they get for making me raid lead... but it's better than being a raid lead FOR me since I have what's known as: "a problem with authority." Go figure. Anyway, I'm being especially long winded here because i need this to look like credits and I'm not so great at "creating" content as I am just documenting what a loveable trainwreck our raids are. Time to see if this scrolls as fast as I'd like it to, otherwise I'll need to come up with something else to complain about which, honestly, is never an issue for me. Yup, that looks good.
From drak and sophie firing shots at whoever hasn't had the food buff to hans and woops asking and forgetting who repaired or not. NEST, never change 😂
I've seen someone parody Zenos wearing the "Juicy" shorts so now I'm imagining you get to the moon in Endwalker and Zenos is wearing "Drak Makes Me Wet" booty shorts and him twerking at you is the actual One Perfect Moment he burned Eorzea to achieve.
1) *YES* I paused it, okay? I wasn't NOT going to read the whole thing! 2) Woops X Drak is eternal 3) Corey is so chaotic that even the most chaotic things he says come out so matter-of-factly. I love it! 4) Sonic you remember when you said " I love it here" and Corey told you "that'll change?"
That moment of Sonic shutting up and and slowly sliding out of frame while you threatened bodily harm upon Woops. It sent me. Hoping for you to get Triple Legend one day, Drak!
Woops : "We fucking hate pet classes" Me : "I do like them... It's just no one ever worked on making the pets actually functional without you baby sitting them, EVER."
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I can already imagine what happened when Corey played DnD. It's probably for the best he keeps his tendencies in game or to his personal life only. If this bled out to the rest of the world he'd be put in a straitjacket and locked away in a maximum security prison for life.
Holy shit the credit roll killed me lmao. I've been watching your vids for a few yrs now and the edits get better n better! You and the raid team (reps and all) have been my favorite group to watch 🤘
Sympathy to the brains cells that died when they "commited" Sudoku. But the answer for that box in row 7 was a 4. Also, I preferred Suncoast over Blockbuster. It was for purchases and not rentals, but I had more fun going through the selection there.
You wanna talk about how terrifying geese are? Try having LITERAL. HUNDREDS. Of them on campus. They treat our center pond and park like a damn air base!
I don't know about Hollywood Video either. We rented stuff from Movie Gallery, mainly. Which it seems bought out this Hollywood Video and is from my hometown of Dothan.
As someone who has ducks chickens and turkeys, I can confirm the chickens are the most evil bird we have. Little demons keep trying to attack me when I walk by for no reason
I am actually curious if you guys will manage to beat TEA before Endwalker. If not I wonder if some of the changes coming could potentially help out with the TEA fight
Nah, we stopped for now. Not enough progress so we put a pin in it. Will prolly try again or start with an easier Ultimate once our new team comp (same people, different jobs), get comfy through EW raids.
I'm just wondering how they'll handle scaling and unsync with the stat squish. will the bosses have the same health and we'll be doing less damage or will it remain the way its always been but with downscaled stats or will we be doing more damage while boss health gets downscaled when we get EW gear capped?
@@Adamantian9 From what I understand the stat squish will be affecting all numbers, so I would assume bosses will have a health and stat nerf alongside us otherwise it would take so long to actually complete raids
They stopped unfortunatly, they got too wormhole and then just regressed hard the next week that they decided too stop. Didn't stop Sonic however, went back in with a new group and got his clear yesterday.
Since DnD was brought up. I feel like Nest should know that there is a fanmade book for 5e that includes a whole bunch of content from FF14. So you could legit make your in game characters for it.
No yeah Corey is correct on the bird thing. Geese are pretty horrible, they can hurt you with their beaks and wings pretty bad, but you're not considered for _consumption._ Chicken on the other hand just straight up will eat you if they get the chance. They'll have a much harder time than geese getting you into that situation, but they _will_ act upon it. There was some thing about a mouse ending up in a chicken coop, and just getting piled on by the chickens, scraped to the bone in moments. Literal tiny raptors. It's Bow Shock all over again, why is Corey allowed to be right?
I bought both shtrts...wore the drak shirt on the last day of a con under a hoodie and I had too take it off, and a little kid saw the shirt....Their parents looked so horrified...What did they expect at a con?!
oh my god Corey and Woops and Sam have it so right. Trying to explain to people about your streaming job when they don't know what youtube is, is pure pain. I'm borrowing the babysitter job since I used to be one
I'd almost want to get one of those shirts has the quality improved I got 2 bk when u had teaspring and they didn't last that long before the images started coming off
Real talk, Corey's right about the geese, they're scary but they put all their points into intimidation and left nothing to back it up with, chickens will mob you and given the chance they'll leave nothing but bones, chickens are the scarier bird.
Sadly, it’s not great. Parts of it are good, but it makes a lot of compromises and strange design decisions. It’s not bad, but it needs some work still.
I'm going through these highlights and I'm hearing something about a Mickey Mouse waffle maker, does anyone have link to that video? I wish there was a playlist of these.
Instead of making another expansion I think it would be cool if they made Final Fantasy 14-2 kinda like how they did for 10 and 13 or something and just continue with the story after Endwalker. It'd be cool if we could carry over our characters from 14 as well. Thoughts? Maybe a bad idea I don't know sounds cool to me though.
Fun fact, Rippling and Slidecasting exist in two of the three Squenix MMO's. One might draw the conclusion that ALL of the cursed shit in this game was a designer choice. Well at least Monster Master works better than Scholars and Beast Masters.
Ah yes I remember the "We should get rid of pets" talk. Now that they've done it next they should remove positionals, it's easy. Simple change all melee dps to ranged dps and drop their damage accordingly. I mean you're fine with MNK/SAM having the same play style as DNC right?
The next time Sonic doesn't get somewhere in time for a mechanic, just remind him that he's gotta go fast for that bit. Don't change your inflection; See if you can slip the reference under the radar or whether he immediately screams at you to shut up.
Tell him he's gotta live and learn the mechanic.
> Drak uses Intimidation on Woops
> Roll for skill check
> Drak rolls Nat 20
> Woops is completely oblivious, but Sonic slinks back into the shadows for a change of pants while questioning every decision in life
For reference: I tried. So hard. To find a way to get the booty shorts option. But it's probably for the best that no-one makes custom booty shorts....
time to invest in a heat press :>
It's more accurate to say Corey is the cereal killer.
Pours the milk first because he gets to watch them try to tread milk and slowly drown.
I think a NEST D&D would be absolutely hilarious.
probably gonna end like STAR_'s where the distraction from fireballing a tent of explosives was a Command to "Suck my toes"
i've been sitting on this video so long it says this comment was 8 hours ago, before refreshing the page. hello friend in the wild.
There was a few d&d videos a long time ago, and I loved them so so much... Sadly there was only a few
NEST vs TEA
Episode VIII
Executive Producer Drak-anus Gaymsteen
REsident Griefer Woops
Cleavelord Corey
Moogle King Hans
Chicken Egg
Queen King Rhayaaaas
Manlet Sam
THE Hokage THE Hedgehog
Production
Assisting Editor ScribbleLiz (hi scrib!)
Crab Archie
Audio Wizard MarcatoSound
Viewers Like You
(Ha, caught you pausing!)
NEST vs TEA was recorded
in front of a live audience on Twitch and each other.
No one was directly harmed during the making of this video, though several braincells have died, fallen on the floor, or outright commited sudoku to end the pain
Claims that this is a scripted series of videos, as with all the others, are untrue in spite of every bit of evidence here showing the contrary.
It's like clockwork with how some things happen on queue, though I will point out that it's highly unlikely that I (or any of them for that matter) have the capacity to coordinate these kinds of stunts when, even after months of the same raiding schedule they will ask the same damn question "are we raiding today?"
I've had to make google docs and discord channels specifically designated for scheduling talk because even just discussing a change for over 10 lines of text wipes their mental hard drives, sending them into a state of complete and total confusion.
And I'm not any better. I have the reading comprehension of a second grader and my brain often auto-completes most things I read with the most awkward and unnatural implied tone possible.
By the way, this rant isn't something to be concerned over since it's also a long-running joke. It's gotten so bad we have special raid "rules" pinned to our main discord channel along with a website specifically designed to answer the "are we raiding today" question.
I know you're curious, so here are our list of rules:
1. No lag allowed.
2. No Technical Difficulties allowed.
3. No standing in bad stuff.
4. No getting hit.
5. No taking Damage.
6. NO FOOD CONVERSATIONS
I can't share the website as it's for NEST personnel only.
Also it doesn't really work that great but it's good enough for us.
I hope you noticed that each and every rule is broken on a regular basis, though I'm realizing now that not asking about raid times isn't actually a written rule...
Has it been my fault this whole time??
This is what they get for making me raid lead... but it's better than being a raid lead FOR me since I have what's known as: "a problem with authority."
Go figure.
Anyway, I'm being especially long winded here because i need this to look like credits and I'm not so great at "creating" content as I am just documenting what a loveable trainwreck our raids are.
Time to see if this scrolls as fast as I'd like it to, otherwise I'll need to come up with something else to complain about which, honestly, is never an issue for me.
Yup, that looks good.
ah yes, for those who don't know how how to go frame by frame on yt.
@@Adamantian9 or didn't want to
....people can go frame by frame on youtube...?
@@rinkukitakato2833 use . And , on pc. Idk how on mobile
You forgot "Repair Your Gear"
"I can't share the website as it's for NEST personnel only"
woops already shared it in one of his highlight reels xD
I've been there myself to see it
From drak and sophie firing shots at whoever hasn't had the food buff to hans and woops asking and forgetting who repaired or not. NEST, never change 😂
I've seen someone parody Zenos wearing the "Juicy" shorts so now I'm imagining you get to the moon in Endwalker and Zenos is wearing "Drak Makes Me Wet" booty shorts and him twerking at you is the actual One Perfect Moment he burned Eorzea to achieve.
I like how as time has gone on, Sonic has just gotten more and more done with NEST
Means he's now a true member of NEST.
@@kuroganekaze You aren't a member until you're deeply traumatized and love-hate everyone in the group.
Spofie just sliding across at the end with the sound effect was just amazing
NEST D&D. I'd gladly put that on the "listen to at work" pile
if you did a D&D video series, instead of Dungeons & Dragons, you could call it "NESTs and Nightmares"
5:16 it looks like Brute Justice is just dancing along to the jazzy tunes...and now I can't stop laughing lol
Got to know Bokksu through your vids and ordered one for my hubby, 11/10 would order again.
Such great quality and design!
I love how it got really quiet after Corey murdered Sam during the Blockbuster convo.
1) *YES* I paused it, okay? I wasn't NOT going to read the whole thing!
2) Woops X Drak is eternal
3) Corey is so chaotic that even the most chaotic things he says come out so matter-of-factly. I love it!
4) Sonic you remember when you said " I love it here" and Corey told you "that'll change?"
That moment of Sonic shutting up and and slowly sliding out of frame while you threatened bodily harm upon Woops. It sent me.
Hoping for you to get Triple Legend one day, Drak!
continually torn between wondering if they'll beat it before endwalker, and enjoying every Goddamn second of it.
Drak responded to another similar comment. They're pretty much putting it on pause until after EW drops
Drak you make my days a lot easier to get through thanks for being a great person as well as great person to watch
Sam, we all know the real killer here. Corey. Corey is the real cereal killer of the group.
Woops : "We fucking hate pet classes"
Me : "I do like them... It's just no one ever worked on making the pets actually functional without you baby sitting them, EVER."
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Perfect drak You always epic and the tshirts sweet
Hey Drak, do you know if this raffle is for US only? Or can I have a chance as a Canadian?
@@FireOfDon Unfortunately it looks like the T&C say it's only for the US with the exception of Rhode Island. =/
So when is the DnD streams coming hehehe
@@DrakGamestein awwww. Oh well. Thanks for the response and love the content!
Rule six all started back in neo, with the skim milk.... my how it has evolved.
I was looking at nutritional facts
I can already imagine what happened when Corey played DnD. It's probably for the best he keeps his tendencies in game or to his personal life only. If this bled out to the rest of the world he'd be put in a straitjacket and locked away in a maximum security prison for life.
I find it hilarious that the brain cells committed “sudoku,” and not “seppuku.”
Holy shit the credit roll killed me lmao. I've been watching your vids for a few yrs now and the edits get better n better! You and the raid team (reps and all) have been my favorite group to watch 🤘
Sympathy to the brains cells that died when they "commited" Sudoku.
But the answer for that box in row 7 was a 4.
Also, I preferred Suncoast over Blockbuster. It was for purchases and not rentals, but I had more fun going through the selection there.
It's always nest vs tea but I don't think they had that food (or drink) conversation yet.
Just so you know, I read the credit role frame-by-frame to not miss anything. And it was indeed long enough :)
You wanna talk about how terrifying geese are? Try having LITERAL. HUNDREDS. Of them on campus. They treat our center pond and park like a damn air base!
I'm so sorry for your loss. I expect casualties are frequent and the whole campus lives in a quiet, subdued terror.
Fucking geese, man.
The credits scroll was gold. I sense another coming.
I don't know about Hollywood Video either. We rented stuff from Movie Gallery, mainly. Which it seems bought out this Hollywood Video and is from my hometown of Dothan.
Drak…might….actually be a serial killer in disguise 😂😂
I can't believe my debut in a NEST highlight reel was for a "credits roll" joke.
Nearly choked on my Reese's Blast at the merchandise.
Corey, two words: Canadian Geese.
See also: Goose Mafia
That credits roll was so fast that even running the video at 0.25x speed I had to pause
As someone who has ducks chickens and turkeys, I can confirm the chickens are the most evil bird we have. Little demons keep trying to attack me when I walk by for no reason
After reading that fast scrolling text, I wanna hug you, Drak.
I am actually curious if you guys will manage to beat TEA before Endwalker.
If not I wonder if some of the changes coming could potentially help out with the TEA fight
Nah, we stopped for now. Not enough progress so we put a pin in it. Will prolly try again or start with an easier Ultimate once our new team comp (same people, different jobs), get comfy through EW raids.
I'm just wondering how they'll handle scaling and unsync with the stat squish. will the bosses have the same health and we'll be doing less damage or will it remain the way its always been but with downscaled stats or will we be doing more damage while boss health gets downscaled when we get EW gear capped?
@@Adamantian9 From what I understand the stat squish will be affecting all numbers, so I would assume bosses will have a health and stat nerf alongside us otherwise it would take so long to actually complete raids
They stopped unfortunatly, they got too wormhole and then just regressed hard the next week that they decided too stop. Didn't stop Sonic however, went back in with a new group and got his clear yesterday.
Since DnD was brought up. I feel like Nest should know that there is a fanmade book for 5e that includes a whole bunch of content from FF14. So you could legit make your in game characters for it.
No yeah Corey is correct on the bird thing.
Geese are pretty horrible, they can hurt you with their beaks and wings pretty bad, but you're not considered for _consumption._
Chicken on the other hand just straight up will eat you if they get the chance. They'll have a much harder time than geese getting you into that situation, but they _will_ act upon it.
There was some thing about a mouse ending up in a chicken coop, and just getting piled on by the chickens, scraped to the bone in moments. Literal tiny raptors.
It's Bow Shock all over again, why is Corey allowed to be right?
Poor Woops in this episode, man
From the point: "are you positive" my brain was like "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE XD
What is that “Hey Chris” sound byte I keep hearing in the video?
Oh god, I just realized what that Press shirt was.
Drak as a serial killer... and yet Corey still lives.
Can't kill that which never lived.
I bought both shtrts...wore the drak shirt on the last day of a con under a hoodie and I had too take it off, and a little kid saw the shirt....Their parents looked so horrified...What did they expect at a con?!
ah yes finally hte talk about dnd is finally here in youtube
oh my god Corey and Woops and Sam have it so right. Trying to explain to people about your streaming job when they don't know what youtube is, is pure pain. I'm borrowing the babysitter job since I used to be one
Wow. I'd DM for NEST in D&D
Once
(after that the nice men in white coats would likely come get me haha)
Lmao Corey has obviously never met a goose before. Their beak AND tongue have teeth-like serrations. Ow.
wait is woops name actually brandon that doesnt feel right and feels accurate at the same time
Sonic: I was slow!
on the one job that gets faster movement as a trait 😂
I really want those shirts, gonna have to place me an order
If Nest were to play DnD, the whole team would just be Bards
I'd almost want to get one of those shirts has the quality improved I got 2 bk when u had teaspring and they didn't last that long before the images started coming off
Dude. You guys should totally play d&d and make videos on it. :D I'd love to watch that XD
Real talk, Corey's right about the geese, they're scary but they put all their points into intimidation and left nothing to back it up with, chickens will mob you and given the chance they'll leave nothing but bones, chickens are the scarier bird.
Have public decency.... gooch press shirt.... public decency.... goich press..... fuck... TAKE MY MONEY
7:20 "Billies"???
It's a Woops thing. :3
@@ScribbleLiz OhISee
I truly wish I had more time to watch every one of my favorite content creators!
OMG Nest D&D = HELL YES
Drak, seriously, make it happened!! We will all share the video and you will get more subs hahaha
So... Drak is Phil and Woops is Brandon? Interesting.
Astes is Corey
gotta love the NESTEA
so first off..i actually read that credit seqeunce at the start..second..whats the context of that press shirt?
Sonic hasn't mastered that phase yet
Does talking about Chickens and Geese count as a Food Conversation?
I'd watch a NEST DnD stream 100%.
Yes, I'm one of the people who slowed down and paused the video to read the "credits".
Very glad I read it all.
ok can someone explain what billies is in reference to children?
"We should play DnD." - "NO"... I would actually watch that :D
there is a ff14 modula for dnd. its fanmade
It’s really weird, honestly. It divides a lot of job abilities into subclasses so you have to specialize and I don’t like that
Sadly, it’s not great. Parts of it are good, but it makes a lot of compromises and strange design decisions. It’s not bad, but it needs some work still.
@@tribblesfoxfolk Yeah, what this guy said. I know it’s for balance, but screw balance.
I'm going through these highlights and I'm hearing something about a Mickey Mouse waffle maker, does anyone have link to that video? I wish there was a playlist of these.
Suddenly I really need to see that website.... 👀
Chicken - egg
... Is the second shirt a Gooch Press reference?
Yes
C’mon Drak, I wanna watch some NEST D&D 🤣
Instead of making another expansion I think it would be cool if they made Final Fantasy 14-2 kinda like how they did for 10 and 13 or something and just continue with the story after Endwalker. It'd be cool if we could carry over our characters from 14 as well. Thoughts? Maybe a bad idea I don't know sounds cool to me though.
THE Hokage THE Hedgehog and Chicken Egg killed me ty
ahh, d&d, ide dm the shit out of a group like yours, it would be chaos at its finest
Fun fact, Rippling and Slidecasting exist in two of the three Squenix MMO's. One might draw the conclusion that ALL of the cursed shit in this game was a designer choice. Well at least Monster Master works better than Scholars and Beast Masters.
Why is "No Food Conversations" 6th and not first? :D
Drak cant be a cereal killer, Drak has emotions. ...Or well had emotions, then Corey and NEST killed them.
now imma need a dnd day
I get the 'Drak makes me Wet' shirt. Can someone explain 'Press'?
Gooch Press from E11s.
Is it okay for me to say this? I'm worry for woops.... And for more than one reason
Please do D&D if all of you are able.
NEST vs DnD confirmed?
Random question for Whoops: What keyboards are those? XD
Everytime someone mentions Hollywood Video I feel seen because it was my first job.
I also feel old because it was my first job.
Multi-dollar company... has corey been watching asmongold these days? At this point I wouldn't be shocked.
When people ask what do you do just say Online Marketing
Ah yes I remember the "We should get rid of pets" talk. Now that they've done it next they should remove positionals, it's easy. Simple change all melee dps to ranged dps and drop their damage accordingly. I mean you're fine with MNK/SAM having the same play style as DNC right?
Wait are Sonic and Corey related?
I hate having the same name as Woops, god damnit this video is so cursed for me and so hilarious.
I feel his physical pain.
ah, someone else who is raid lead due to problems with authority. glad im not the only one
11:34 I'm getting mega femboy vibes from woops here
Damn, caught me pausing
....w-wait...what.....WHAT DID COREY DO?! AND HOW MANY TIMES?!
As someone with family that raises both chickens and geese, I would rather fight chickens. Geese are much larger assholes.