Lmao I was exactly him except I got so freaked out that we had to actually go to the hospital. Never take that 1 Re.Bhang ka gola. Smoke weed if u want but never that shit.
When I drank bhangh for the first time on the eve of holi toh I touched the feet of a single person 20 times......and I told my mother that I had a crush on "swami ji" from Astha channel😂
Bro not actually to me but i cant stop laughing without any reason and also the world feels more beautiful like someone added a filter to nature. but now lockdown sucks cant able to buy
This is so accurate omg, Happened the same with me and my friends. Har 2 minute me cheezein bhool jaate hai, So I used to give them reality checks ki - "Bhai abhi 5 minute pehle hum kiss topic pe baat kar rahe the?" and none of them remembers it xD
I had an exact same experiance when i was home high on bhang and thinking i was still in the auto rickshaw to my way home. Shuru may to Heart attack lag raha tha. Bhang ka weed se kafi zyada bekar nasha hai.
Have watched it around more than 15+ times and laughed badly every time and I think you know the reason. one of the best stand-up comics ever man. would love to listen to you live one day. waiting for GEM OF A PERSON to be released on UA-cam. lots of love.
Did I just watch suspenive intense real life comedy? 😂 The best thing is... He gave audience to imagine what could happen next and come up with more suspense and outcomes😂
This video is so addictive i have watched this more then 10 times Amazing work done bro, comic timing was nice and the way you tell the story is out of the world
my byang story : i ate 2 bholas then friends forced me to eat jaleebi , for 2 hours i was in washroom with shower on sitting in a corner singing nursery rhymes .
@@Dhhu333 bro try bhola, it's idk kinda different it's not regular bhang .. although warning i once also got bt and i could hear my heartbeats pounding like my heart will explode
I remember my friend after taking weed said “something is happening to me, I think I will go mad... let me go home before I start doing weird things”. and then he started rushing home, running in a fucking heavy rain without umbrella or anything. WELL, THE MADNESS HAD ALREADY STARTED
Bc pta nhi kitni hi stand ups me yeh line padh chuka hu comment section me salla ab to lgda hai ke khi upsc na puchh le ke batao yeh mashoor kathan kiska hai :/
I had faced this "imagination" situation on shivratri when I drank a 1 litre mug full of bhang😂 hangover remained for nearly 36 hrs even I slept for nearly 20 hrs but that was my frst and last bhang experience. 😂 I was so scared ki ab mai pagal ho jaunga during these 36 hrs😂😂
That is so true. I remember having bhang for the first time during college days. I had it just before we had to leave for home. I was in a local train, it was peak hours, when the bhang kicked in. I had completely lost my mind. I was looking out of the train, imagining it’s speeding out of control. I’ve had done many psychedelics before but that was one truly amazing experience. Few of my friends literally cried when we popped bhang few weeks later during our college festival.
@@ahmaranees Guruji bhang ke baare mein aur kich bataiye.... Kaise khate hain matlab pani ke sath ya dudh ke sath ya direct chew karke? Aur nasha bhang khane ke kitne time bad suru hota hai aur kitne time tak raheta hai? 🙏
Totally relating to this😂 I am currently traveling in a local train and watched this... LMAO 😂😂 my friends around me are wondering "ye pagal toh nai hogaya hai and I am like - haan Sharda hospital abhi khula hoga kya?" Hahahahah😂😂😂😂
Presentation is so class that all will want to have such fabulous friends and fantastic fun like this. I have become a fan now. Love your act Dixit, you made a first time experience so enjoyable for all.
Same experience I had before 5 years when my bro gave me that Gola and bola khajur ki chocolate hai kha lo. And after 30 mins I was freaking crying coz I was high AF and I was feeling like I was lost somewhere.... From that day till now I am scared of that bhang ka gola.. 😂😬
Watched it like a zillion times. Still even after so much time, greatest story I heard ever. I have a bhang story experience myself too and can totally relate to what he described 😂😂. Bhang is just from different dimension. 😂
I also had BHANG in holi festival during my college, and my situation was also same for 3 days, i felt that a person can feel when he is about to die. then after that i never tried this.........Memores refreshed....
Bruh you kill it in every single stand up, believe me, I'm writing this comment after coming half way through this video, cuz I know the next half is gonna be crazy
The 1 re bhang he is talking about is actually true , it’s called Bhola and you can easily find it at any nearby panwadi or pan shop , and believe me , every word he said is absolutely true 😂😂😂 Edit : woah this blew up !
Same to Same ! Even I called my friends, relatives and asked if I really called them & I wrote the calls in a paper to check in morning and again called the same people next day to confirm if I actually called !
If India ever gets the bollywood version of Hangover, he will play the role of Allen perfectly.
You beat me to it !!! Was about to type the same thing!!!
Are bilkul , but who would be Bradley cooper ?
Bradley cooper hritik re
You are so right 😂
Stu will be Varun.....sabse harami
am i the only one who want to hear the all five version of the story??
Yes u r only one
me too
Even i want to hear all 5 versions
Lmao I was exactly him except I got so freaked out that we had to actually go to the hospital. Never take that 1 Re.Bhang ka gola. Smoke weed if u want but never that shit.
@@pmaster1173 what happened in the hospital?
His face reminds me of the Cat Snowbell from the movie 'Stuart Little'😂😼
Good bro
Oh fuckkkkk 🤣🤣
😂😂
mai bhi sochu... isko kahi dekha hai..😂😂😂😂
Fuck how do I unsee this 😂😂
3 hours of life.
The way he narrated the feeling of Bhola(Gola) was lit.
Kal he hua ye 50% story repeat hum logo ke sath bhola kha lia tha
Bhola vardaan hai...
I was not naked, he thought I was.
vivek thakur Really or u r just covering it up
Jhooth bhaiii jhooth😅😅
😂😂😂😂
Are guru ji 🤣🤣🤣gud ka idea shi tha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guruji, pranam!
😔
🙏
Devesh Dixit and Pratyush Chaubey , two of the funniest yet underrated comics in the Industry , they both deserve a Netflix or a Prime Special
That's why Chaubey will be in Comicstaan 3
Yr voh bhi sumit anand
Pratyush is also very good
@@saikatbanik9359 who told you this?m
Siddharth dudeja also. Much more better than mainstream ones
"khuli baaho se swagat huya iss vichaar ka" i'm gonna be using this line for the rest of my life lol
vicchar hai bhai😂😂
That's how bengalis pronounce bro...it's fine for him
Fear the Dark Side, mortal!
Khuli baahon se swagat hua aapke is vichar ka bhi😂😂😂
Janta mein harsh aur ulaas ki lahar daudi 🤣🤣🤣
This is exactly what bhang ka gola feels like. I appreciate people not faking their hangovers. great job
Almost every other guy has interesting and funny stories from hostel life but not everyone can put them into words so brilliantly. Good job man!
*He doesn't even need any punchline to make me laugh*
I too was gonna say that
Uske hi dost ho kya
Sahi me yrr
"Khule bahoo se swagat hua "kya tha 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
The only guy who do stand up comedy sitting
Wrong karunesh talwar is the other one🤣😁😂
Bechara 3 ghante khara tha.. thak gaya hoga😂😂
@@bhaktand8291 Woh toh usske vajan ke wajah se
@@ankittelang8902 ya bro
Are you looking for the word 'effortlessly' ?
Ps: Or am I the only one who's tryin to find meanings in the most straightforward statements 🤔😒
It never gets old. The same vibe, fun and zeal to watch and listen this gem. 😂😂😂
Exactly 😂🎉
By far the most laid-back stand up comedy act I've seen recently. The storytelling is pitch perfect.
Thanks for this.
Watch sumit aanand he is the most laid back stand up guy u would ever see
Yehi baatein toh bad me yaad aayengi 😂♥️
Yaad kyu karna ek gola wapas lao aur scene recreate kar do😍😍 that's even more nostalgic
that's our sweetheart Abhishek upmannyu :)
😁😁😁😁😁😁
Tu Sala present mei bhi nostalgia mei jee rha hai.
Hahahaa
Ese or stories chahiye 'khuli baahon s swagat hai'😂😂
When I drank bhangh for the first time on the eve of holi toh I touched the feet of a single person 20 times......and I told my mother that I had a crush on "swami ji" from Astha channel😂
Areeee
😂
Are didiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 😂😂😂😂
LoL Sorabh pant also told a joke on this in Rant of the Pant video
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He did the sit up comedy literally
Sit down
It's common.
@@amanarora4360 lmao
He's just tired from standing for 3 hours😂
8:16 the guy's laughter sounds like an old vespa scooter getting started
Best one
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol😂
😑😑😂
The story he told is exactly true
This is what happens when you eat/drink bhaang
There's always a Deja Vu going on in your head
Exactly happened to me..
Bruhhh
Bro not actually to me but i cant stop laughing without any reason and also the world feels more beautiful like someone added a filter to nature. but now lockdown sucks cant able to buy
@@shaileshzha1359 bruh the exact shit i feel when i smoke weed
I had marijuana once .. and i was having exactly having short term memory losses
Best sit down comedy on UA-cam. I don't even remember how many times I've seen this.😂😂
Guruji standing in chappals
"Bs ....
Bs chappalon mein"
Haven't seen anybody else doing comedy that effortlessly..
He is totally speaking like physics teacher. 😜
Sahi
Achhaaaaaaa 😯😯😯
He even reminded me of my teacher..same style of speaking
Haan bhai Coaching mein physics wale teachers aise hi bolte hai 😂
Exactly. He sounds like my physics teacher
This is so accurate omg, Happened the same with me and my friends. Har 2 minute me cheezein bhool jaate hai, So I used to give them reality checks ki - "Bhai abhi 5 minute pehle hum kiss topic pe baat kar rahe the?" and none of them remembers it xD
People lie about their high experience but i knew this guy was telling the truth when he was able to describe properly how the high feels .
This is why I don't do bhaag and weed 😵😫
I had an exact same experiance when i was home high on bhang and thinking i was still in the auto rickshaw to my way home. Shuru may to Heart attack lag raha tha. Bhang ka weed se kafi zyada bekar nasha hai.
@@ajsuryavanshi759 I'm at home, reading your comment and laughing my ass out coz I can relate and Imma sadistic XD
@@roshanhemrom4906 hahaha
@@ajsuryavanshi759 sahi bhai uss bhaang ke gole ko BHOLA kehte hai... sala ek khaya or thoda meetha bss chkkr or sab kush gull hone lgaaa
Just love the way you narrate an incident bro. The pauses between different punches are excellent.
This is stand up comedy.
Devesh Dixit : Hold My stool.
Have watched it around more than 15+ times and laughed badly every time and I think you know the reason. one of the best stand-up comics ever man. would love to listen to you live one day. waiting for GEM OF A PERSON to be released on UA-cam. lots of love.
Plot twist : Names are not changed they are real .
I am also thinking that
Yes, names are real - I know the guys- we were in the same college..
@@aartikewl ayega to modi hi😁
@@srrs007😂 👍
"SHANKY" That moment when doodhwala has a cooler name than MBA people xD
Yeah just imagine
Shankar naam hai bhai uska 😂😂
Rampukare
True that man. 🤣🤣
Did I just watch suspenive intense real life comedy? 😂
The best thing is... He gave audience to imagine what could happen next and come up with more suspense and outcomes😂
Watched it after a year still laughing like the first time I laughed 😂😂
Once I was finding my mobile under sofa for an hour. With my mobile torch on weeds.😆😆😆
😂😂😂🤣
LMAO
😆😂😂
Old one.
😂😂😂😂🪴🪴🪴
He introduces the character in such ease, feels like as if one has known them since childhood 😆😆😆
All the names are not changed.
Varun Narula, heir of Narula Drycleaners, was my senior in school
Ab uski izzat ka kya hoga!!!!
Serious Sam badh jayegi bhai 🙌🏽
Is he that famous or the world is too small??
@@ChandrakantVadher bhot choti duniya hai bhai😂
What luck... Was hearing this today and met you just outside the airport!! God bless... Please keep up the good work!!
This video is so addictive i have watched this more then 10 times
Amazing work done bro, comic timing was nice and the way you tell the story is out of the world
Same bhai😂😂23 times
no one understand only stoners
I can totally imagine this happening ...such unrealistically real narrative of such a scenario ...great!
No one:
Literally no one:
Guys in devesh college: Khuli bahao se swagat karinge.
i watched this few years back and laughed way too heard. I watched it today and felt soo relatable. This is exactly how I felt
"He arrives on stage"
Give him a chair 🤷😅
can't stop laughing 😂😂
I didn't get the joke 🙄
I'm watching this in Sharda hospital 😂
😂😂
Kyu bhai kaam kerte ho waha pr ya admit huye the!!!
Meine waha se MCA kiya h Sharda se
Khula hai kya ??😂
@@BHARDWAJ_ROHIT मेंने B.TECH 😂😂
@@vrana962 Bhai main bhi B.Tech (2nd year) 😂😂
Fastest things in the world -
. Light
. Gunshot
. "Abhi to first year h, fuck final year aa gya"
He reminds me of Bassi !!
They both are amazinggggg comedians.😎
My bhaang story - I talked for hours to a street Dog. 😉
True Story Man.
I don't know why but bhang doesn't affect me that much, but smoking weed can't be described
my byang story : i ate 2 bholas then friends forced me to eat jaleebi , for 2 hours i was in washroom with shower on sitting in a corner singing nursery rhymes .
@@Dhhu333 bro try bhola, it's idk kinda different it's not regular bhang .. although warning i once also got bt and i could hear my heartbeats pounding like my heart will explode
Bhai mujhe chipkali se pyaar hogaya tha.. 🤣🤣👍
@@vipuldubey1694 same
everyone is like - dheemi dheemi halki Hasi with full-on curiosity, 🤣
"vo khade hai chapallo me ......sirf chapallo me"🤣🤣🤣I think that is the BEST PART
Legends know : Names are not changed to protect identity ..... Last Disclaimer is added to protect identities
He converted those 10 rs in thousands
Capitalism xD
Just like Sumit Anand
I'm flabetgastic
MBA Kiya hai bhai
@@sameerbhandari6216 aise kaise use kar liya?
I remember my friend after taking weed said “something is happening to me, I think I will go mad... let me go home before I start doing weird things”.
and then he started rushing home, running in a fucking heavy rain without umbrella or anything.
WELL, THE MADNESS HAD ALREADY STARTED
First half is like what a boring story i m listening, When bhaang comes in your story u become legend for me
“Ham to un dino me bhakt the, tab to koi tha b nai” appreciation comment.
*why all these people liked this comment??*
Edit:- I didn't ask for it
Bc pta nhi kitni hi stand ups me yeh line padh chuka hu comment section me salla ab to lgda hai ke khi upsc na puchh le ke batao yeh mashoor kathan kiska hai :/
Tu har stand up video me yahi quote CAP me likhta h na
@@namishkumar5326 nope... first time
It was understandable for the first 1637747 times.
Aur biswa overrated hai.
No he didnt
I really don't know why I was ignoring this😂😂
Dekh Lo, pr kaah Mt lena🤣
Me too
Main bhi😂
Sumit Anand,Devesh dixit and Manik Mahna should hangout together...that will be the best bhand trio ever!!!
Missing Manik mahna😣
Add Pratyush Chaubey to the list mate..
I had faced this "imagination" situation on shivratri when I drank a 1 litre mug full of bhang😂 hangover remained for nearly 36 hrs even I slept for nearly 20 hrs but that was my frst and last bhang experience. 😂 I was so scared ki ab mai pagal ho jaunga during these 36 hrs😂😂
Dude today i drank bhaang i feel high now therefore I came here to know side-effects
I am glad to see that you have commented just once...loop vala scene nahi hua abhi apka 😂
@@priyankak6502 sahi mai bhi dekhne aaya tha mai bhi weak me 1 gola kha leta hu
Last year on Shivratri consumed so much bhaang that I developed photographic memory as well as zooming powers. 😂😂
I daily drink it and close eyes and sit alone and take ride of heaven
Why his college friends are not commenting in this video.
i came to comment section for finding that names 😁😁...
It’s just story. Doesn’t need to be true. You enjoyed it’s, that what he aimed.
Were u High on Stupidity??? 😂
kyonki chandigarh mein bahut naam hai unke khandaan ka
hello. vivek thakur here. he changed my name
Underrated comedian but overwhelming routine
It is so Correct Description of BHang High ... I relived my moment of hostel
Re-lived*
@@sameerbhardwaj6539 धन्यवाद मास्टर जी
That is so true. I remember having bhang for the first time during college days. I had it just before we had to leave for home. I was in a local train, it was peak hours, when the bhang kicked in. I had completely lost my mind. I was looking out of the train, imagining it’s speeding out of control. I’ve had done many psychedelics before but that was one truly amazing experience. Few of my friends literally cried when we popped bhang few weeks later during our college festival.
@@ahmaranees Guruji bhang ke baare mein aur kich bataiye.... Kaise khate hain matlab pani ke sath ya dudh ke sath ya direct chew karke? Aur nasha bhang khane ke kitne time bad suru hota hai aur kitne time tak raheta hai?
🙏
@@anuronguha0898 2 ghante k baad sahi level high aata hai , dhoodh k sath taste bekar kgta hai ... Lassi ya ganne k juice k sath ghol k lele
6:42 : HUM TO UN DINO BHAKT THE, jb koi nhi tha
people didn’t get the joke!
Was scrolling the comments section for this 😂
I consumed bhaang today and this video was the first thing that popped in my mind. I can relate to what kind of high they were.
Happy Holi!
Hw was the experience ??
Man I wish I had a similar experience. I have felt nothing after consuming Bhang on 2 Holi(s). Nothing happened and I fell asleep after 2-3 hours.
Totally relating to this😂 I am currently traveling in a local train and watched this... LMAO 😂😂 my friends around me are wondering "ye pagal toh nai hogaya hai and I am like - haan Sharda hospital abhi khula hoga kya?" Hahahahah😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha
🤣😂
Yeh toh trailer tha. Where is the story BOSS. I hope you will complete this story. The big bhang story.
Which character are you?
Bhai tu varun thakur to nahi hai ? 🤣 😂
Tell us the whole story
Arre usse Bataane ko bolo....
If you know him please ask him to tell the main story..........
He creates such an electrifying atomsohere before delivering the punch line joke ....Great work on script
Narula drycleaners is real thing in Delhi 😂
And so is his story
Presentation is so class that all will want to have such fabulous friends and fantastic fun like this. I have become a fan now. Love your act Dixit, you made a first time experience so enjoyable for all.
people did not get his bhakt joke which was hilarious
aditya patel true
Right😂
I was actually looking for this comment..was thinking if it was only me who got it bull's eye.. 😄😅
Actually people get it . But they didn't perceive it as a joke.
Explain me
looks like Banku from "BHOOTNAATH" grew up and started doing stand up......
" Sim card bechne ke liye kitna padhoge" best ❤️❤️❤️❤️
He was so hilarious 😂... I laughed so hard after long time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:06 That one person in the crowd who almost choked is now in sharda hospital...😂
cxe ma kashir...🤔
This is just truly great comedic content because I can totally relate!
The most underated comic artist ever 😅😅👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
awesome man...😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best comedy ever of Bhaang... Har ek baar Literally experience kr k boli hai bhai ne...🤣🤣
Who else noticed that creepy laugh from the audience? It was funnier than the set and also gave me the chills.😂🤣
Me
Finally 😅
This is still my favourite stand up all time. Watched it over 100 times..still laughing..
Bhai you don't need any scripts to perform, people needs you to get laugh, love you sooooo much bhai
Joker from 'The Killing Joke' also had many different version of his past!
Same experience I had before 5 years when my bro gave me that Gola and bola khajur ki chocolate hai kha lo. And after 30 mins I was freaking crying coz I was high AF and I was feeling like I was lost somewhere.... From that day till now I am scared of that bhang ka gola.. 😂😬
Same here, it took 2 days to recover...
Watched it like a zillion times. Still even after so much time, greatest story I heard ever.
I have a bhang story experience myself too and can totally relate to what he described 😂😂. Bhang is just from different dimension. 😂
You remind me that unforgettable Holi. 😂😂
When i was like why everyone behaving awkward but actually the one who was behaving awkward.... 🤣🤣
I was watching naruto when I ate bhang
After a while I was like why I can't perform my Jutsu when I'm doing everything right
hahahahahah
😂😂😂
Ninja art, bhaang style !
Lol🤣🤣
😂😂
5:14 Kudrat ka ishara hai yeh!😂😂 Epic! ROFL
One of the best stories. I'd like to hear everyone's version too. (Those who were in the story)
This was just ultimate! Hats off! Reminds me of the time when I was high on weed for the first time!😂😂😂
I also had BHANG in holi festival during my college, and my situation was also same for 3 days, i felt that a person can feel when he is about to die. then after that i never tried this.........Memores refreshed....
I was high while watching this. Kuch samaj main nahi aya. Lekin mast tha!
Jhin Jhin Jhin Jhinini...
This man is Gem💎
Devesh Dixit ✨❤
"Indian Zach Galifinakis" Welcome to your tape.
13 reasons why?
@@its_someow hangover
Hannah used to say "welcome to your tape"
@@its_someow chutiye zach galifianakis hangover ka hai itna bhi pata nahi, tu 13 reasons why hi dekh😂😂
@@Shubham-pz3ns Sorry bro, I didn't know
Bruh you kill it in every single stand up, believe me, I'm writing this comment after coming half way through this video, cuz I know the next half is gonna be crazy
The 1 re bhang he is talking about is actually true , it’s called Bhola and you can easily find it at any nearby panwadi or pan shop , and believe me , every word he said is absolutely true 😂😂😂
Edit : woah this blew up !
5 rupey ke ho gaye bhai ab 🤣 inflation
@@krrishvaid6391 Usmai bhi milaavat bhai😡
Tobbaco stick bro ?
bhai yaha to 10 ki 3 dere h
2 rupay ke 1
I've watched this video more than 10 times and I laugh uncontrollablely everytime. Bhai gharwale puchne aa jaate h ki pagal to nai ho gaya 😂😂
this is by far the best commedian in recent days
Hats off
This guy is a rare kind of comedian . Who can actually make people laugh without any " chutyapa"
Vivek thakur
Ashutosh sharma
Varun nerula
Devesh dixit
Himanshu Goel
*Dream team*
Himanshu Goel
@@429chaos thanks... I has Just confirmed it by watching again 😅
Bharat Bhushan Tiwari also.
Shanky *the saviour*
Ye saare naam bhi un do goliyon se aaye hai
Thank you universe for giving me mylove back yrr she is back with marriage commitment yrrr...
Bs m bht khush hu yrrrr
Amazing storyline. The way you described it is hilarious.
He's actually Alan from The Hangover 😂😂❤️
honestly his face fits well for it !
Damn
Yes he is 😅😂🤣
It’s awesome how you are so relatable and natural on stage, it’s like listening to a funny friend tell stories in parties. Aur dekhna hai!!!
Same to Same ! Even I called my friends, relatives and asked if I really called them & I wrote the calls in a paper to check in morning and again called the same people next day to confirm if I actually called !