For anyone wondering what pink sauce is its pretty much expired spoiled ranch with pink pain(t)and garlic mixed in Ps. The t didn’t get entered properly the first time and I think it suits it better like this
I choose to look at this as a science experiment. My hypothesis is that the side effects of this video on the watcher will get exponentially worse as time passes. By 2030 this video will be unwatchable. Remarkable work my friend.
I’ve been mogging At the edge of Ohio Long as i can remember Solo-squadding in Fortnite I wish i could be a W sigma But i griddy back to Ohio No matter how hard i try Every L i take Every look i maxx Every jelq i drake Every drop leads back To the map i know, where i cannot go Where i gyatt to be See the edge where my rizz meets the sea On skibidi I gyatta go To Ohio If i just keep up my mewing streak While i griddy One day I’ll go If i goon there’s just no edging In Ohio I know Every sigma in this lobby Seems so W in this lobby Everything is fanum tax I know every sigma in this lobby Has a meta in this lobby So maybe i should drop some mats I can mew with pride I can carry squads I’ll be certified Baby rizzler gronk But the chat inside Yaps a different song This is not bussing! See the level 10 gyatt in the stream It mogs me Can’t let gang know I fw Ohio And it seems like it’s yapping out to me So DM me And let me know What’s beyond this map? Will i cross this map? See the edge where my rizz meets the sea On skibidi I gyatta go To Ohio If i just keep up my mewing streak While i griddy One day I’ll go To Ohio
this is the earliest ive been to a video- I love you're videos Jonah!! I rewatched last night Bolt bc of your review reminded me of how much of a masterpiece. ALSO THIS COVER GOES HARD
Ugh, this is why Disney needs to stop hiring Lin-Manuel Miranda. "To Ohio" is such an embarrassing attempt to pander to Generation Alpha, I can't believe he would stoop so low...
Edge. Edge. Have you ever been on an Edging Streak? Edge. Edge. Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge. Edge. When you're not performing your Edging, Do they make you Goon? Edge. Edge. Rizz. Rizz. Whats it like to hold a Gyatt of someone you love? Rizz. Rizz. Do they teach you how to feel? Sigma to Sigma? Rizz. Rizz. Do you long for having your heart Rizzed? Rizz. Rizz. Do you dream about being Rizzed? Rizz. Baby Gronk Rizzed up Livvy Dunne, Rizz. Rizz. Do you feel theres a part of you thats Skibidi? Rizz. Rizz. Skibidi Edge Rizz. Skibidi Edge Rizz. Why dont you say that 3 times? Skibidi Edge Rizz. Skibidi Edge Rizz. Skibidi Edge Rizz. Skibidi Edge Rizz.
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“This is terrible” - keeps watching
"I can't do this" -I say for the fifth time
Facts
@@rivercrow51516th
5th
Why is this me-
The 5 year olds got him
You gotta admit, it's impressive how many words he can replace
@@-TheCheeseMan- uhm hello
@@muddypawss how do you keep finding me 😡
Oh no
FR
I hate how you managed to make words like these flow so well. Like the song actually sounds great whilst still making my organs internally explode. 😭
666th like
Fr
I know I’m losing brain cells if I’m thinking that this song is actually fire 💀
“See the level 10 gyatt in the stream” that line is crazy 😭
@@-Areo-i read this exactly at that part😂
the original is just so good that even when you sing ungodly words it still sounds good
unfortunately not only is the song good but Also jonah sings well. a curse.
well its still a lin-manuel miranda song even with lyrics like this
0:37 “when i gyatt to be” sent me to heaven
actually 0:36 0:37 misses the gyatt
💀
Why thank you @@evil_stevil
I don't know why but the original song makes me think of my grate grandma hwo died 2 months ago
I have never hated and loved a video so much at the same time.
Mood
Same 😭
I was trying not to laugh because brainrot
i hate i can understand every word of this
i cannot understand any of these words
I understand half of the words
I understand three quarters of these words
I don’t know any of these words lol
Sameeee
Did this physically hurt to make
Yes and emotionally
But you didn’t make it
The deep dried colors also add to this..that Bepto pink really adds to the experience
Oh no! She’s entering the Pink Sauce!
@@mylescorley1978 Remember that?
@@rowboat10 yes
@@mylescorley1978
Oh gosh haha
For anyone wondering what pink sauce is its pretty much expired spoiled ranch with pink pain(t)and garlic mixed in
Ps. The t didn’t get entered properly the first time and I think it suits it better like this
I like how she hates being stuck in ohio yet also longs to go to ohio
Only
It's all Ohio
The Ohio where there's food (Ted nivison ref)
Well in the original song she longs for the sea and the sea is Ohio consistently in this song, idk what u mean
average ohioan citizen
I'm ashamed that I understood most of that...
noo me too
The only reason I understand this is bc 80% of my class is saying stuff like this istg
@@jjackmn1Fr ngl
yeah...
Love how the island is surrounded by pink sauce. Such attention to detail
if disney dropped this today it would still be an improvement for them
HELPPPP-
It has more character than Wish at least
better than “be an alpha” 😭
Fr
FR tho be an alpha sucks so hard
No but why is his voice low-key so sweet?🥹
RIGHT?! 😭❤️😭❤️😭
he's a disney prince fr
Why you getting freaky lil jit 💀💀
@@ShrinkyDonk gen alpha spotted
@@lemongloves gooner spotted
BUT THE CHAT INSIDE YAPS A DIFFERENT SONG SENT ME
The chat inside YAPS a different song
This is so skibidi sigma, thank you
lol
What is wrong with jonah😭
What the skibidi sigma is this😂
.. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYHY
Mogging at the edge of Ohio. Simply beautiful, my W sigma.
On skibidi
Mogging*
This is physically painful but I simply can’t leave this video unfinished
2:31 him cringing at the lyrics is so relatable
how does the brainrot version sound better than Wish's whole soundtrack?? 😭😭
Because this didn't give off AI generated vibes, it's obvious that he made every lyric himself while Wish's lyrics reek of ChatGPT
how did you keep a straight face while singing this so well
I choose to look at this as a science experiment. My hypothesis is that the side effects of this video on the watcher will get exponentially worse as time passes. By 2030 this video will be unwatchable. Remarkable work my friend.
I took psychic damage when you said "where i gyatt to be" and had to pause the video
If you showed this to a Victorian Era child, they’d spontaneously combust.
lol
I want to send this to my linguistics prof and just let him simmer and dry up in the pan.
Never felt more Millennial watching this and being incredibly confused
Same 🤣
younger Gen Z here… I have no idea what the heck is going on 😂
@@saki.susakiSamme
The only reason I understand any of this is because I have idiotic classmates
Me too, I had to look up every 2nd word near enough I've never felt so old 😂
The fact that I can have an easier time learning what you’re singing about than I’m a Star is freaking incredible and tragic at the same time
Sir, none of these words are in the bible.
There not even in a print of the dictionary from a century ago
🙄 this you dissing the bible?
It still funny I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
@@jethromcgl3697tax
I feel like if you looked in every version of the Bible you could probably find edge
1:24 this is so fire idk why lmao
Fr
I’ve been mogging
At the edge of Ohio
Long as i can remember
Solo-squadding in Fortnite
I wish
i could be a W sigma
But i griddy back to Ohio
No matter how hard i try
Every L i take
Every look i maxx
Every jelq i drake
Every drop leads back
To the map i know, where i cannot go
Where i gyatt to be
See the edge where my rizz meets the sea
On skibidi
I gyatta go
To Ohio
If i just keep up my mewing streak
While i griddy
One day I’ll go
If i goon there’s just no edging
In Ohio
I know
Every sigma in this lobby
Seems so W in this lobby
Everything is fanum tax
I know every sigma in this lobby
Has a meta in this lobby
So maybe i should drop some mats
I can mew with pride
I can carry squads
I’ll be certified
Baby rizzler gronk
But the chat inside
Yaps a different song
This is not bussing!
See the level 10 gyatt in the stream
It mogs me
Can’t let gang know
I fw Ohio
And it seems like it’s yapping out to me
So DM me
And let me know
What’s beyond this map?
Will i cross this map?
See the edge where my rizz meets the sea
On skibidi
I gyatta go
To Ohio
If i just keep up my mewing streak
While i griddy
One day I’ll go
To Ohio
no way you just wrote this
erm what the sigma
no
yes
Ermmmmm what the sigma 🤨 👆
what the skibidi
The fact that he actually has a really nice voice though
why am i here.
Bros voice is majestic tho
this is ironing all the wrinkles out of my brain
this is the earliest ive been to a video- I love you're videos Jonah!! I rewatched last night Bolt bc of your review reminded me of how much of a masterpiece. ALSO THIS COVER GOES HARD
Seriously, 53 seconds ago is crazy
2040 kids: "so nostalgic"
This is fuckin stupid.
I love it.
1:44 goes so hard
I don’t know how I got though this without having an aneurysm.
Same
2:14 why is this is beautiful ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Extaly
The ocean be looking like lean lake ong
No, I can't. I'm sorry, I just can't.
I can’t believe you actually sang this and recorded it! XD
Props to you!
0:10 Fortnite got me dying 😂😂😂
Same
Me too
Why is this kinda fire (my brain is so rotted)
Still better than anything Wish could make
Someone actually hire this guy
It started for 2 seconds and I’m already laughing
such a genuine voice performance, this melted my brain in such a beautiful way
🎶There goes the final brain cell!🎵
The sea is pink with the blood of all the people who listened to this song.... truly a masterpiece, hats of to you, you W Sigma.
This is not bussing! Actually killed me 😭
I will see this again in 10yrs when it gets recommended again.
The sad part is there are probably gen alphas watching this, not knowing its a joke
Everyday we stray further from god 💀
Okay but why is this actually both so cringe and yet so fire!?
"But a chat inside yapps a different song. This is not bussing!" Wtf why it's unironically make sense
I watched this ironically trust me bro
This song is genuinely so fire holy shit
I naturally hate the brainrot from gen alpha, but this.... I can see that hard work and effort put into it. So I'll give it a 8/10
Slightly disappointed i didn’t hear “alpha” once
"This is terrible, I have gone too far" - keeps watching
Ugh, this is why Disney needs to stop hiring Lin-Manuel Miranda. "To Ohio" is such an embarrassing attempt to pander to Generation Alpha, I can't believe he would stoop so low...
New title: How far I'll mogg.
help internet slang is moving on without me
dude why is this actually really good 😭😭
This is so uhm lovely but it also is kinda terrifying
I’m torn over whether “unalive” or “gyatt” is the worst word to be invented on the internet.
The fact that this goes hard makes me question myself
Better than every song in wish
Edge.
Edge.
Have you ever been on an Edging Streak? Edge.
Edge.
Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge.
Edge.
When you're not performing your Edging, Do they make you Goon? Edge.
Edge.
Rizz.
Rizz.
Whats it like to hold a Gyatt of someone you love? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel? Sigma to Sigma? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you long for having your heart Rizzed? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you dream about being Rizzed?
Rizz.
Baby Gronk Rizzed up Livvy Dunne, Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you feel theres a part of you thats Skibidi? Rizz.
Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Why dont you say that 3 times? Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
ur singing is actually so good whatt
"if i goon there's just no edging in ohio" LOL
fire song i 'gyatt' to admit
"See the Level 10 Gyatt In the Stream" 💀💀💀💀💀💀 I can't 🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭
Im gonna send this to my friend without context
I love how he knows every word
-the more you know
I can’t watch this with a straight face 😭💀
Im dedicated to learning the whole song 💀
Disney has been real quiet since this dropped
im so happy i don’t understand most of these words ❤
I am now fluent in Gen alpha language
0:49 ok but the background here is gorgeous
'' but the chat inside yaps a different song. this is not bussing!'' had me dying lol🤣😂
1563 🗣"In 2024 there will be Flying cars"
*2024*
Thank you so much!!! This allowed me to transcend human thought!
I'm awake and still having nightmares at the same time.
why... did I click on this... why am I continuing to watch this...
When kids are watching
5 year olds:sBiZdY rIzZ *tUrNs BrAiNrOt*
the amazing part is that the vocals actually kinda match up with here actions!!!
Wow, i heard Lin Manuel was a lyrical genius but this is true talent!
This got stuck in my head during my final exams ☠️☠️☠️
Oh my god. I don’t know why the hell this is in my feed but thank you. 😂😂😂
THIS IS NOOT BUSSSSIING!!
my brain cells have escaped the orphanage of my skull💀
I have a coworker that would love this song which is why i will not be showing it to him for everyones sanity
Bro im about to turn 30 and i have no idea what im listening to but the rhyme work is amazing haha
this was very... educational
this is beautiful I wish it was on Spotify 😢
This video floors so many of my brain cells, but it’s 100% better than the original music video.