Martin Freeman Is Terrified of Avocados | The Graham Norton Show
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- Опубліковано 12 кві 2018
- Chips or crisp?
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"Yes I've choked to death many times"
Yes Graham, I've choked to death many times. Reminds me of the very English sarcasm in my family.
@@wordzmyth german and british humour is surprisingly close to each other
@@personunknown7129interesting! I'm from NZ of mix UK descent mostly and my Dad's side has very dry English humour. Also lots of puns. Who is a good German comedian?
@@wordzmyth we have a lot of movies like fack ju göte or there's that movie on netflix called 3 türken und ein baby, a famous comedian in germany is luke mockridge but I think germanys movies represent our humour better than our comedians:)
John Mark nice pfp!
"I'm in such a hurry to get that crispy flavour" lmfao
"what's a crisp? is it like a doughnut?" hahaah!
ReadingCrazyPatterns I have no idea how he associated crisp with donut lol! Donuts don’t tend to be crispy 😂.
that was the most american phrase ever
Krispy Kreme doughnuts maybe?
Lol its English for chips
@Raphael Sauvage, don't know if that was addressed to me, but, I meant that's how he probably came to that conclusion.
Martin Freeman is my favorite sassy hedgehog
G McNabb ha ha! Mine too.
🦔
Yeah it kinda starts being like that for me too
G McNabb best comment ever
0:53 I am now 100% sure Martin improvised 90% of Johns sassy moments
Lea. 😂😂😂😂
I know. I went straight to John Watson, thinking that was something he’d say
Dwayne: "Whats a crisp" lmaoo
Sonny Etchell is it a donut 😂😂😂😂
That's what happens when you don't eat junk food for like 20 years or something.
*That's what happens when you're American and call them chips.
how's that funny?.....he genuinely doesn't know
I didn't know what a "crisp" was.
"Last time I was at Andy Serkis's house."
Man, Gollum still isn't giving up on killing Bilbo, hm?
Well he has the ring... he was just trying to protect it from thieves XD
@@-Pam_Guti precious...
Agent Ross still has unfinished business with Klaue...
THAT'S what i call holding a grudge
Inviting him over for a quick snack. Cunning plan indeed.
Yes I have choked to death 😂😂😂
S S
Many times! 😂
That was such a John Watson moment!
"Yes Graham, I've choked to death many times" Loool
Mr. Freeman is my sarcastic daddy 😂😂😂😂
anfal .5 sAME LMAO
anfal .5 @0:55 is my favourite 😂
Except daddies aren't afraid of choking.
Rhayra Erick UMMM THIS ISN'T OKAY 😂😂😂😭😭 I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE NOW
anfal .5 Or a rooftop....
I love how you can see Dwayne's face change when he finds out what crisps are and his whole perception of the story changes hahaha
to me too haha
Maybe Dwayne was thinking of Krispy Kreme's...?
H Why does this not have more likes? This is so smart! 😁😁 I was wondering what the connection was
I thought that, too. It's the only way it makes sense 😊
I thought the same. 🤷🏻♀️
I was gonna go with "choking", but now I think I'll go with...
*GIRLS OVER TWELVE?*
Constantine Kasyanov CLASSIC AND LEGENDARY MOMENT 😂😂😂😂😂
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Constantine Kasyanov ahhhhhhhh it’s mark ruffalo!!!!
I thought he said flying?
Or did you change it because of this video? 😂
Constantine Kasyanov Just all girls.
‘Do you know something, I’m going to open up to you because this is like therapy and I’ve had two gin and tonics’ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
the best one ahaha
martin's comedic timing with his storytelling is perfection.
I love it whenever Martin comes on this show, he's always so sardonic and self-aware but in a light-hearted English way
I can't wait for your obituary.
"He'd been warned many times."
😂😂😂
Martin Freeman needs to make an ad for crisps, he has such a passion for them
Or a warning PSA 😂😂
"Last time it happened to me it was at Andy Serkis's house." I like to imagine Andy Serkis giving him the Heimlich like, "Oh no is the precious choking, we better saves it."
Lmao
😂😂😂
I love how usually when there's a mix of American and British guests and the Brits are telling something funny, the laughing moment happens twice, because first the Brits laugh and then someone explains it to the Americans and then they all laugh together :D
"Cause I'm in such a hurry to get that crispy flavor" 🤣🤣
I love how sassy Martin Freeman can be. "Yes I've choked to death many times".
Dwayne "what's a crisp" Johnson.
shawn figueroa well american english. I understand why he didn't know. No offense to anyone
"What's a crisp?" xD
it's what u guy call french fries
Hades no it’s what we call chips
Jishan Ahmed Meanwhile, what they call chips are our French fries.
"Avocado stone" tho haha
“I can’t wait for your obituary” lmao
"Do you swallow them whole?" with genuine curiosity and concern
Rewatched the video to look at the Rock trying to imagine what a crisp is
growsinbrooklyn xxx thank you for this omg
😂😂😂
Haha same now. Look at 1:20 where before Dwayne knew it wasn't a doughnut. That face says it all "Why would you have a beer with a doughnut?!"
"Unbelievable"
Says in Stephen Mulherns voice
His re-enactment of how the other people at the party lightly chuckled at him was seriously underrated.
"Oh.. I can't wait for your obituary.. You've been warned.. many tiiimmess" .. LMAO :D Sassy-Savage Graham
Martin Freeman is so FUNNY
0:54 sassy martin freeman attacks again
"Yes, I've choked to death many times!" Martin Freeman could easily have been a comedian with his wit, I love when he plays comedic roles in movies.
This show is unbelievbably good. It's so unbelievbable that I've spelt unbelievbable wrong. Unbelievbable!
Unbelibubble
hey I think you misplat gud.
I'm stealing this and proclaim it as my own.
Because that's the kind of person i am
inconceivable!
Inconceivable
I love Dwayne he is such an incredible guy
ScarlettP why? Because he didn't know what a crisp was? Just makes him a moron tbh
Haters gonna hate.
Ronkle Bonk not really. They are called different things in the US & UK
ScarlettP
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Gem Stone Rose he should still know what a crisp is. British people know that Americans say potato chip for crisps.
This is the most ridiculous conversation on this show. Love it. 😂
The avocado "stone." Haha
lol Not weird, just interesting. I've just never heard someone refer to the seed as a stone before.
I laughed when he said stone. It's a huge seed but I get his point, he's terrified.
Funnily enough, even Gordon Ramsay calls it stone.
interestingly that's actually what's it called. There's whole array of "stone fruit." Peaches, plums, apricots, and mangoes. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drupe
Hello Goodbye Haha, yeah. That's what it's actually called.
“Do you swallow them whole?”
I love how the title of this video is about avocados but by the end of the video they’re talking about Martin dying via potato chips stuck in his throat cuz he doesn’t chew..
After all these years, Martin Freeman is as cute as ever!
After fighting all those orks, that's your fear 😂
i've never felt more related to anyone in my whole life
I know what you mean. I feel like Dwayne could be my husband.
Morghan Alway *deep sigh* honey....
you're probably more related to your parents or siblings
Morghan Alway
woooosh
I love this wacky tangent. Only on Graham Norton.
Only Graham can say, “I can’t wait for your obituary,” and be funny!
He's so expressive.
I died 😂😂💀💀 “what’s a crisp” “is it a donut🍩 “ lmfao nah I can not😂
I FEEL MARTIN FREEMAN SO MUCH.
Graham is so concerned about Martin's fear, I love it hahaha
I actually have this exact fear. I just sent this to everyone who knows going, "It's not just me!"
He is soo charming and ridiculous 🤣
Oh god, this is officially the most i laughed at any youtube video. I'm crying this was hilarious. that "he'd been warned many times" at the end killed me xD
graham is in fact like a therapist to these celebrities where they can just express freely
I love how sarcastic he is at 0:54
He's 100% right about how to eat crisps. You need to stuff a bunch into your mouth for that really good taste of flavour
*taste of crunch flavor
I luv how Dwayne is genuinely trying to understand and not judge at the same time
''what do you want me to do? am i gonna chew that sh*t?!' i swear to god i love this man to death
"he'd been warned many times" 🤣
“I can’t wait to see your obituary. He’d been warned many times...” Perfect Graham! That might be enough to get him to stop hoovering the crisps.
I love Martin!!! He has a soothing voice 😍😍😍😍😍
"What's a crisp? Is it like a donut?" 😂😂😂
1:13 everyone laughing and Dwayne’s just there like
The crisp thing has happened to me many times. The worst thing is that crisps are sharp, so it makes the choking ten times worse
How Martin talks about crisps is the biggest mood.
1:56 "But Graham, ITS F**KING CRISPS!!! What do you what me to do?? Chew that s**t?!?!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Martin Freeman vehemently defending his love of potato chips. 🤩
God I love this man and his sense of humor
I swear if I was sitting there I would be WHEEZING and in tears he’s so damn funny wtf
The rock is like "dude, dude, do you swallow them whole...?! 😂🤣
He might actually have a medical condition. My friend has EE (Eosinophilic esophagitis) and because of that he's constantly getting food lodged in his throat. It is very scary. Martin may want to get that checked out if it happens frequently.
EoE. Yes, I just saw this and was thinking that exact thing. He could also just have reflux esophagitis and just need to be on regular PPI medication to keep the inflammation down in his esophagus.
Someone needs to tell Martin how to perform the maneuver on himself. I’ve felt so much less anxious about it since I learned it.
Dwayne looked so confused every time he mentioned crisps. Poor guy lol
0:53 Perfectly delivered sarcasm!
*watches this while eating alone so the quietness in my empty house doesn't bother me so much*
*laughs and almost chokes on food*
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"Yes, i've choked to death to many times"😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😹😹😹
"I have a thing about.. choking" ~Martin Freeman 2k18
Martin Freeman’s sass. XD
"It's happened to me a few times" - You're doing eating wrong. :p
Just take a page out of Sam's book: "Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew". ;D
Brahman Norton has gift for getting his guests to relax and open up about the funniest stuff .
Best talk/ chat show ever .
I bloody love Martin
I LOVE Martin freeman!
Martin Freeman: "Yes, I've choked to death many times!"
Sherlock: "Technically, clinical death is pronounced within the brain, not at the time a person starts to decay, or even when the heart stops, so for all we know, John, you could've been clinically dead, lying on a stretcher... until some actor on set resuscitates you, and your brain starts working again, and nearby paramedics declare you alive again. You blogger. Have you forgotten some people in your life are not idiots?"
This is gold
Dwayne "is a crisp a doughnut" wtf lmao 😂 must be thinking of Krispy Kremes lol
"has it happened to you"
"yes i've choked to death many times"
Lolll so dwayne was picturing martin freeman just stuffing donut after donut into his mouth and choking
It actually is one of the scariest feelings ever
Crisp humour. I freaking love this show. 🤣
Martin is so funny and cute, lol
"dO yOu sWaLLoW tHeM wHoLe?"
I just love Martin Freeman 😍
Martin Freeman is hilarious. His presentation reminds me of Ricky Gervais at times.
I'm afraid I'am not with you here. Reason? I LOVE Freeman whereas I HATE Gervais - so there can't be so many similarities between them...
I see Martin Freeman, I click
2 minutes in and the rock finally speaks up that he doesn’t know what crisps are 😂
Calling potato chips "crisps' is stupid.
"hes been warned many times" lol
Martin freeman is under rated
I never realized how funny Martin Freeman is! :DDD
Martin Freemans got some swag going on.
Graham: Oh, so you have choked?
Dwayne: … on food?
😂😂😂
Finally a sex joke! I had to scroll down all this way, I couldn't believe no one made a joke on choking. This should have more notes.
Rhayra Erick Ahahahaha neither can I 😂😂😂
I laugh more watching this talk show than any other talk show love it 😹😻
0:28 - when you have to fake being concerned but you're laughing inside :D
Martin is so pefect! 😂🥰
He made such a compelling argument surrounding the fear of avocados and choking that I now may have adopted one too...
I didn't think I could love Martin Freeman any more. Also, I am eating Doritos.