10 Dangerous Homemade Automatic Firewood Processing Machine, Modern wood splitting machine #2

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  • Опубліковано 8 бер 2019
  • 10 Dangerous Homemade Automatic Firewood Processing Machine,
    Modern wood splitting machine #Firewood #woodsplitting #Firewood
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  • @codyd.1415
    @codyd.1415 4 роки тому +193

    Love the spring action splitter. Simple and genius. Old Guy really had the techniques down too.

    • @stringlarson1247
      @stringlarson1247 2 роки тому +12

      Right?! I really want to make one like that. No motors, hydraulics, etc. Brilliant.

    • @nou8257
      @nou8257 Рік тому

      I'd bet he did after he got conked in the head a few dozen times learning it

    • @stringlarson1247
      @stringlarson1247 Рік тому +3

      @@nou8257 I think you meant " . . . and survived long enough to learn and breed" . Very important to win the Darwin award(s).

    • @nou8257
      @nou8257 Рік тому

      @@stringlarson1247 true

    • @andybilakshow260
      @andybilakshow260 Рік тому +2

      @@stringlarson1247 BRILLIANT, my first thought exactly.

  • @jcarry5214
    @jcarry5214 5 років тому +763

    I love that these are homemade and yet so many are still at the precise optimum height for back pain.

    • @Smokey298
      @Smokey298 5 років тому +13

      j carry Yeah I didnt see one that was perfect

    • @KnolltopFarms
      @KnolltopFarms 5 років тому +15

      many not home made...

    • @Alex632
      @Alex632 5 років тому +4

      None were homemade

    • @dustinsmith2021
      @dustinsmith2021 5 років тому +44

      The one that was on a spring was the best one

    • @anarcat6653
      @anarcat6653 5 років тому +24

      The one with the spring, is realy simple, i like it.

  • @jareddahlseid551
    @jareddahlseid551 Рік тому +7

    The old man with the spring loaded splitter gets my vote 🏆

  • @mikehenry4743
    @mikehenry4743 4 роки тому +374

    As a sheriff's deputy, I responded one time to a medical emergency at a remote cabin site. A guy was using a homemade splitter and a piece of a clutch assembly exploded into pieces. A piece struck his teenage son slicing off a large section of the right side of his head. The wound was so devastating the family thought the boy had died. When I examined his body it turned out the boy was still alive. I was able to stabilize him until he was eventually medevaced to a hospital. He did survive and about a year later his dad brought him by to thank us. He was paralyzed over most of his body and he lost 1/3 of his brain. Every time I see machines such as these it reminds me of how dangerous they can be. With some of these machines, they are just flittering with disaster.

    • @Rick-tt6yq
      @Rick-tt6yq 3 роки тому +5

      Mike Henry. Well Said!

    • @timmayer8723
      @timmayer8723 3 роки тому +32

      Mike Henry reminds me of farm work when I was a kid. More ways to get killed or maimed for life. Silage wagon can rip your arms off in thirty seconds. A bull can gore you to death and then stomp on you which happened to my cousin. Tractors can kill you in any number of ways. Fall off the top of a silo and you are either dead or crippled for life. Loosing a number of fingers is common. I lost the end of my left index finger to a chain saw.

    • @Function.displayName
      @Function.displayName 3 роки тому +11

      Good job! I love people like you who try their best and do save someones life.

    • @reginaldbowls7180
      @reginaldbowls7180 3 роки тому +5

      Hmm I wonder if the father regrets your actions at all.

    • @mikehenry4743
      @mikehenry4743 3 роки тому +34

      @@reginaldbowls7180 I understand your point. As a result of his injuries, the boy was mostly paralyzed below the waist and had lost most of the use of his left arm. However, when they came to visit and say thanks, surprisingly the son was able to communicate quite well and he was able to move himself in the wheelchair. He was far from being in a vegetative state, despite the massive head injury. With the extent of the injuries, I honestly thought he would not have survived, but God works in mysterious ways, as they say.

  • @LandwirtschaftinderSchweizHD
    @LandwirtschaftinderSchweizHD 5 років тому +143

    For the 1% of people randomly scrolling through the comments...
    Have a great day and may all your dreams come true!

    • @fhe468
      @fhe468 5 років тому +1

      The same to you!

    • @berendtwohl-bruhn4668
      @berendtwohl-bruhn4668 5 років тому +2

      Ehrenmann bin auch aus der Schweiz

    • @teribear45
      @teribear45 5 років тому +3

      I'm one of the1%

    • @nikolatesla2962
      @nikolatesla2962 4 роки тому +1

      Thx for that mate

    • @Beandiptheredneck
      @Beandiptheredneck 4 роки тому +1

      Landwirtschaft in der Schweiz - HD I guess this is the one time in my life I can call myself part of the 1% 😂 have a nice day too!

  • @scottfarcus1667
    @scottfarcus1667 Рік тому +16

    I heated my home with firewood for two winters. For anyone who hasn't done it, you consume a LOT of wood. I cut up an entire downed tree with a chainsaw, a good 16 inches thick at the stump, and it only lasted like a month. I used a friend's hydraulic log splitter and it was still a lot of work. You might think these people are nuts, but try splitting enough wood for a winter yourself and you'll come up with whatever silly tool you can think of to make it easier. Wood is gold in the winter, and people get real weird about it too, like family after inheritance.
    The hydraulic splitter I used was really slow. Like you'd be at it for hours, just wondering if it would be faster to use an axe. That said, I really admire the spring-action splitter. No engine racket!

    • @n10cities
      @n10cities Рік тому

      Back when I was still living at home with my parents before college days, my father and I spent many weekends cutting down, cutting up trees and splitting wood to burn in the fireplace that was in the new addition to our house. Some of that equipment would have been very handy during that time! After a few years and I had moved out, they finally sold that house to another party and had a new home built on my grandmother's land after she passed away.
      The new house did not get a fireplace. That wood cutting and hauling got old and expensive. Cost of chainsaws, maintenance, fuel, not to mention something to haul all that heavy wood to where it would then have to be stacked up and allowed to dry if possible. Hard to burn 'green' wood, plus causes excess creosote deposits in your chimney and the maintenance on that.

    • @qaweeorltuys
      @qaweeorltuys Рік тому

      It usually is faster or just as fast with a splitting maul than with a hydraulic splitter. And with the knee-height of the hydraulic splitter, it's equally back-breaking, but the maul might be slightly easier imo

  • @hossmonkey1
    @hossmonkey1 5 років тому +34

    Best one is 4:42, no fuel or electricity need. Love the use of the spring to offset weight

    • @allenadams2469
      @allenadams2469 Рік тому +2

      I had to skip forward just to see it. I like it too

  • @Jeff24669
    @Jeff24669 4 роки тому +36

    Some of these are just regular log splitters. the last one in particular seemed perfectly safe with 2 levers having to be squeezed together before it operates. When you consider that before they get to the splitting they had to fell the trees and buck the logs, the splitting probably isn't usually the most dangerous part of the operation.

    • @douglasdalini4932
      @douglasdalini4932 Рік тому +1

      yeah the last one is for sure not home made. look at all th safety covers and everything

  • @mrsillywalk
    @mrsillywalk 5 років тому +405

    4:40 Big spring and muscle power! The simplest is the best.

    • @mrsillywalk
      @mrsillywalk 5 років тому +19

      @@nuclearquantumlaserspewpew9745 He needs the extra expense of a crash helmet!

    • @mrsillywalk
      @mrsillywalk 5 років тому +4

      @@nuclearquantumlaserspewpew9745 Being Russian did not save Leon Trotsky!

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 5 років тому +1

      That one and the one at 8:00 are what i would go with

    • @fuckumaddafakka8529
      @fuckumaddafakka8529 5 років тому +3

      @@mrsillywalk He wasn't Russian.

    • @uncklebuckle6859
      @uncklebuckle6859 5 років тому +1

      I’m so clumsy I’d split my scalp more than wood.

  • @TB-qv2nq
    @TB-qv2nq 3 роки тому +10

    I like the one with the big spring 4:40. Your the one in full control with very minimal effort. Very nice design. Underrated for sure.

    • @blackdragonstory1122
      @blackdragonstory1122 3 роки тому +1

      It's way too jumpy and fast.
      Sure it's simple but one mistake and he will have a big cut and a blow into his body be it arm,sholder,head or hand.

  • @tillweber5688
    @tillweber5688 Рік тому +69

    These machines remind me of an "adventure" I had when I was a young boy. I was about 13 years old, and my job at home was to make fire wood using a self-constructed (by my father) buzz saw.
    I did a lots of woodwork that day, and it always needed a little power to press the wood pieces against the saw blade; but suddenly I got a piece of very rotten wood and the saw did cut it in milliseconds; I lost my balance and fell towards the uncovered saw blade; but in the last moment, my hands grabbed the edge of the saw table..plate; looking down I saw the saw blade turning just a few centimeters below my chest...that was horrible. I never did that again with this saw... Hope you all understand my English since I´m German :-)...

    • @ronfox5519
      @ronfox5519 Рік тому +1

      Disaster averted.
      Glad you made it.

    • @chrisc1245
      @chrisc1245 Рік тому +1

      bro, you were inches from death. thats crazy!!

    • @7784000
      @7784000 Рік тому

      I'll call the Ordnungsamt! 😉

  • @SpressoHead
    @SpressoHead 5 років тому +39

    I love the human-powered unit. So ingenious, and very productive too!

  • @mqbitsko25
    @mqbitsko25 5 років тому +20

    My favorite is the people-powered bouncy spring one. THAT is genius!

    • @shockcoach
      @shockcoach Рік тому

      Doesn’t need gas or electricity.

  • @insonh21
    @insonh21 5 років тому +105

    i liked the one using the spring

    • @davidoberlin4186
      @davidoberlin4186 5 років тому +4

      That one was the best.

    • @jaimecastro1342
      @jaimecastro1342 5 років тому +4

      100% manual

    • @Zedman3333
      @Zedman3333 5 років тому +4

      Love the 2nd one , bends down underneath it to get more wood....crack, splits he's head in 2.

    • @bobthebuilder2922
      @bobthebuilder2922 5 років тому +1

      I wouldn't use that

    • @rambo8863
      @rambo8863 5 років тому

      Please use a hard hat Whit it.
      Becours i think menny of us would shortly forget what is over auer head, then er bow down for the timber.

  • @SzZsoel1
    @SzZsoel1 5 років тому +204

    Not every machine of these is homemade and/or dangerous.

    • @Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin
      @Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin 4 роки тому +11

      I know... and either way I'm thinking "Yep. I'd use it!"

    • @larz101a
      @larz101a 4 роки тому +7

      Agreed most I think are probably a little less dangerous than swinging an axe around for hours on end, trust me I know I have done it. Wood burning heating is great just time consuming!

    • @hilham89
      @hilham89 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed

    • @mitchgroh7466
      @mitchgroh7466 4 роки тому +3

      @@larz101a working an hourly job to pay for heat is also time consuming

    • @phitsf5475
      @phitsf5475 3 роки тому +3

      The commercial ones are an example of some safer methods

  • @shaverlocal
    @shaverlocal Рік тому +50

    As as logging contractor for over 20+ years in the Sierra's I have seen a lot of homemade functional splitters. A few of these were pretty impressive. All of these tools can be dangerous.

    • @herrakaarme
      @herrakaarme Рік тому +4

      A few of the splitting machines in the video were obviously commercial units. Unless very old, they are typically more safe because any manufacturer would want to avoid getting sued.

    • @AndrewWhitehill
      @AndrewWhitehill Рік тому

      It seems anything that is designed to process wood has the potential to get you killed. That's why they mainly had me who were intelligent as the operators,and they had to put all those labels on everything when the common sense that was taught to children by their fathers, was eliminated from the society in the 60's. It's only getting worse and every generation is a little dumber. Now days they don't even know what bathroom to use.

    • @BawkBawkBawk666
      @BawkBawkBawk666 Рік тому +3

      Every tool is dangerous if improperly handled

    • @herrakaarme
      @herrakaarme Рік тому

      @@devilselbow There have been cases of an employee losing fingers and the employer getting fined/sued because the employee apparently hadn't been instructed well enough in the use of the device. So, it's not always safe even if someone else is doing it.

    • @haroldstokes5972
      @haroldstokes5972 8 місяців тому

      @@herrakaarme q11

  • @sansdecorum4600
    @sansdecorum4600 5 років тому +73

    Impressed with the cross-splitting capacities of some of these machines. Splitting with the grain is one thing, but going 90 degrees to it is another thing all together. Torque is most definately your friend with the massive reduction gear boxes. Being forever aware of hand and finger placement is critical, unless you like the nickname; stumpy.

    • @r.stephane9426
      @r.stephane9426 Рік тому +2

      The forces at play are huge.. wouldn't be surprised to see the metal just shatter and spring in all directions

    • @TheTuttle99
      @TheTuttle99 Рік тому +1

      @@r.stephane9426 that's exactly what can happen, and you end up with rather large pieces of shrapnel

  • @Skitad
    @Skitad 4 роки тому +8

    Thumbs up for the grand father using no external sources of energy

  • @danhogle1776
    @danhogle1776 Рік тому +3

    I like the hand-powered spring one....very ingenious

  • @nickw9376
    @nickw9376 4 роки тому +13

    I love the way these woods split as soon as you look at them. most of the stuff I have been working with, the wedge has to go full stroke and even they will fight splitting. Half these machines would just fail.

    • @andy347
      @andy347 4 роки тому +5

      Those are the ones splitting pine or other soft wood that splits just about as easily as looking at them.

    • @filougreendog
      @filougreendog Рік тому +2

      ah yes... nothing like a seasoned twisted foot and a half diameter elm log. ..lol

    • @tonykourounblis1854
      @tonykourounblis1854 6 місяців тому

      Bet you’re Australian,

  • @magnum8264
    @magnum8264 5 років тому +9

    The Orange one behind the tractor, That thing is sweet!

  • @sherrycambridge1531
    @sherrycambridge1531 5 років тому +64

    I Don't Know About Dangerous
    But I Do Truly Admire The Inventiveness Of This Machinery !!!!!

    • @dt9913
      @dt9913 5 років тому +4

      Clever inventiveness yes but if you don't think their dangerous then you know little to nothing about machinery.

    • @sherrycambridge1531
      @sherrycambridge1531 5 років тому +2

      Mr. Tennyson, Please!
      Since You Do Not Know How To Spell, I Give Little Credence To Your Comment .............

    • @caratcranker5874
      @caratcranker5874 5 років тому +4

      @@sherrycambridge1531 Haha, LOVE it! Some of these machines are stupid dangerous, most are as dangerous as the user is stupid. Get a city person who drives a new SUV to do this?, that's how stupid i am talking about.

    • @bradjenkins932
      @bradjenkins932 4 роки тому +2

      @@dt9913 . Maybe you should stay in the house then,

  • @ronniechilds2002
    @ronniechilds2002 3 роки тому +14

    My uncle was a mechanic who had a service station and garage out in the boonies, starting in 1930. He had a stripped down Model T Ford, actually an old Yellow Cab, with a big wood-saw blade welded to the drive shaft. This is where he chopped his firewood. He could not have designed it any more dangerously if he tried. He had all ten fingers, but only one eye. He lost the other one working on a car, but not by sawing wood. The Model T is still sitting there to this day, or rather what is left of it.

    • @markmcgoveran6811
      @markmcgoveran6811 Рік тому

      I understand your uncle completely he was building it for him and he was pretty slick. Most modern consumer things are devised and thought up by a pretty smart person and sold to a not very smart person that's why they're so dangerous. I mean all three the smart person the not very smart person and the machine.

  • @brokenglasses121345
    @brokenglasses121345 Рік тому +1

    He who chops his own firewood warms himself twice..

  • @tantoismailgoldstein6279
    @tantoismailgoldstein6279 5 років тому +97

    You know you were loved when grandpappy only left you his splitter of death in the will.

    • @SteveMacSticky
      @SteveMacSticky 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha👍

    • @marshallallensmith
      @marshallallensmith 5 років тому +20

      Which was also his cause of death.

    • @florinanghel5037
      @florinanghel5037 5 років тому

      @@SteveMacSticky yves
      P po

    • @Corteslatinodude
      @Corteslatinodude 4 роки тому

      @@marshallallensmith Dont worry grandpappy it won't take long for me to see you in the other side. You better be doing your exercises...you'll need it.

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams 3 роки тому +1

      Only a splitter of death if you were an idiot, for anyone else with a healthy respect for a machine it's just a log splitter.
      Then again we have to have warnings on hot coffee cups that the coffee inside is HOT!

  • @ralphmacchiato3761
    @ralphmacchiato3761 3 роки тому +3

    4:40 ingenious, safe and needs no fuel

  • @WebflingerJoe
    @WebflingerJoe 4 роки тому +23

    The massive axes on springs had me kinda nervous ngl 😂

  • @TheSilmarillian
    @TheSilmarillian 4 роки тому +6

    The big spring at 4:40 gets my vote we use spring coils at the top of the hoist to return the bucket,same idea.Hello from Australia on the opal fields

  • @tilidie5272
    @tilidie5272 5 років тому +13

    old mans at 4:40's the best . he uses momentum, everyone else uses fuel.

  • @genehalteman882
    @genehalteman882 5 років тому +6

    Respect to the elderly gent at 5:00!😊💪

  • @Toobula
    @Toobula 4 роки тому +2

    LOVE the first pusher. I could use that easily. They got the speed perfect.

  • @christophernunn943
    @christophernunn943 Рік тому +2

    I notice the wood is all straight grained easy split. Some of the knurled lumber I deal with would jam up these contraptions.

  • @TULRICK
    @TULRICK 5 років тому +38

    I love it... ear protection with a open spinning blade

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 5 років тому

      Why not..

    • @reinergale2076
      @reinergale2076 5 років тому +1

      Having a brain can protect you from the blade, any one can lose hearing after exposure to loud noises

    • @zachdemand4508
      @zachdemand4508 5 років тому +1

      You have never seen a saw mill have you?

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 2 роки тому +1

      @@zachdemand4508 IKR? He thinks this is bad, I wonder how he'd react to being in a steel mill? Ten Tons of molten Iron travelling over your head, held up by chains...

  • @Wadley225
    @Wadley225 5 років тому +8

    That long lever / spring design seems like the safest one to use, easiest to control.

    • @Minsc
      @Minsc 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @grimp53
      @grimp53 2 роки тому

      The bar could still hit you on the head.

  • @peteorzech260
    @peteorzech260 3 роки тому +1

    It’s called “ingenuity “, that’s how greatness is created!

  • @michaelandcolinspop
    @michaelandcolinspop 4 роки тому +2

    If the first two were spinning at 200+ mph, they’d be ideal candidates for BattleBots. Seriously, there’s some major ingenuity going on here.

  • @delljohnson172
    @delljohnson172 5 років тому +5

    Cool machines best one i liked was the one the guy Pulled Down by hand. cool.simple fast safe imo

    • @BigEsGarage
      @BigEsGarage 5 років тому +1

      And quite.

    • @_droid
      @_droid 5 років тому +2

      Safe? You can't tell where the head is going to hit and it comes in at speed. One misplaced finger and it's gone.

  • @TurboDV8
    @TurboDV8 5 років тому +25

    4:43 Texting not recommended while doing this. This is my favorite one, the one that splits the wood faster than any of the others, and also the only one that works when you have no electricity or fuel. Also the simplest, made from Parts you can scrounge from any salvage yard.

    • @LucasSommer
      @LucasSommer 5 років тому

      Its also the one that is the most labor intensive and dangerous

    • @TurboDV8
      @TurboDV8 5 років тому +3

      @@LucasSommer sounds like a millennial. Version to both work, and risk. I say let natural selection take its course!

    • @LucasSommer
      @LucasSommer 5 років тому +2

      TurboDV8 not a millennial, just pointing out the draw backs of this design

    • @taco3814
      @taco3814 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@TurboDV8 Someone points out something obviously true and you go straight to calling them a millennial for no reason?
      Your name is TurboDV8, you're a trump supporter and you rant about millennials on the internet, you're a walking stereotype bud.

  • @DrJohn493
    @DrJohn493 Рік тому +2

    Growing up on the farm, my dad would call these kinds of contraptions "kill-me-quicks."

  • @davesstuff1599
    @davesstuff1599 5 років тому +51

    Easy to split wood in every case. I want to see a piece of live oak tried out.

    • @mqbitsko25
      @mqbitsko25 5 років тому +7

      I'm guessing they design machines to handle the wood they're actually going to burn. How much live oak do you split and chuck in your stove?

    • @harristweed5937
      @harristweed5937 5 років тому +6

      Enough to know that live oak can be a real bitch.

    • @willybee3056
      @willybee3056 5 років тому +2

      Ever try to split Iron Wood?

    • @chargermopar
      @chargermopar 5 років тому +2

      @@willybee3056 Yes but it splits just fine
      '

    • @w00dchuck43
      @w00dchuck43 5 років тому +2

      12:37 isn't that oak?

  • @jasnterry1313
    @jasnterry1313 5 років тому +15

    As impressive as the engineering is on a few of these, I can't believe none had an automated feed system.

    • @lolatmyage
      @lolatmyage 4 роки тому +1

      The saw especially, how hard exactly is it to attach something to it so a person doesn't need to be there wrenching their back trying to catch the falling pieces :D

    • @pillager6190
      @pillager6190 4 роки тому +6

      The wood most DIY folks use is not uniform so an automatic feed big enough for jumbo pieces would likely jam with smaller pieces.

    • @tazman8697
      @tazman8697 2 роки тому

      That would take the fun out of trying not to cut your fingers/hand/arm/head/leg off..

  • @jelt110
    @jelt110 Рік тому +1

    Next video: ten best emergency room amputation/crush injury cases. But ya still gotta love some of these inventions.

  • @evilreddog
    @evilreddog 3 роки тому +6

    a few of these machines where quite reasonable, some even commercal products. But the home made spring cleaver was quite cool, would personaly have put a hydraulic break on it that was active all the time until you pressed the handel, that way you dont have to worry about smashing your hand while putting a new log on. and yes, like many i got randomly reccomended these videos, but also. i have worked in the commercial firewood business before and we used Dalen wood processing machines

  • @ithewanderer830
    @ithewanderer830 5 років тому +45

    Most dangerous homemade automatic firewood processor; 11yo son

    • @zabt8906
      @zabt8906 5 років тому +1

      Facts.

    • @ericmowrey6872
      @ericmowrey6872 5 років тому +2

      I'll trade ya. Work with my 13 yo daughter for a day and get back to me about who's more dangerous. ;)

  • @mallorylangford7699
    @mallorylangford7699 5 років тому +47

    Oh my god, what will split this rotting birch, poplar and pine?

    • @zoidlrrr4633
      @zoidlrrr4633 5 років тому +4

      You mean, besides a hatchet?

    • @garyhull5617
      @garyhull5617 5 років тому +4

      How about my 4 year old grand daughter bare hand?

    • @MrAnticlimate
      @MrAnticlimate 5 років тому

      7:38 seemed oak to me.

    • @MrAnticlimate
      @MrAnticlimate 5 років тому +1

      And around 3:35 maybe locust. Those split relatively easily, but still hardwood.

    • @MustObeyTheRules
      @MustObeyTheRules 5 років тому +1

      MrAnticlimate density of the wood doesn’t mean much when it comes to splitting. Some woods have interlocking grain that make them super hard to split.

  • @TheGezerolee
    @TheGezerolee 4 роки тому +4

    The danger does not come from the machine but from the human ;-)

  • @thebluelunarmonkey
    @thebluelunarmonkey 4 роки тому +16

    1) arm remover
    2) skull splitter
    3) hand detacther
    4) log splitter - nice and slow, plenty of room to have hands in middle and not be on the pinching or cutting end

    • @markjones464
      @markjones464 2 роки тому +1

      I am glad I am only one that
      Thinks most of these are dangerous,
      Slip at wrong time, your Dead or Injured

  • @robertdh685
    @robertdh685 5 років тому +3

    The older guy with the spring loaded man powered devise wins. Fast and quiet

  • @pieterklaaskrugmann
    @pieterklaaskrugmann 5 років тому +8

    Thats right, gloves makes it all safe😂

  • @jamesbraithwaite478
    @jamesbraithwaite478 5 років тому +3

    I really loved that spring loaded "nodding donkey" axe. What a great idea.

    • @dandan7973
      @dandan7973 Рік тому +1

      Just make sure you know where to keep your hand lol

  • @EdE6688
    @EdE6688 Рік тому +1

    Damn i lost 3 fingers just by watching these machines working.

  • @retheisen
    @retheisen 5 років тому +52

    5:30 That thing smacked me in the head six times just watching him.

    • @pillager6190
      @pillager6190 4 роки тому +2

      Went back and rewatched it 5 times. If you'll notice when he bends down to clear or set up for the next piece, he bends at the knees which prevents his head from the work area. Plus after using a machine for a long time you know where is safe.
      I'd trust this chopper more than some of the others. Personal choice.

    • @thomasz4981
      @thomasz4981 3 роки тому +1

      A true splitting headache

  • @jackwood8307
    @jackwood8307 5 років тому +56

    And thats how uncle lefty got his name son.

    • @scottalbert7635
      @scottalbert7635 5 років тому +3

      Made me shoot coffee outta my nose - hilarious

    • @jcarry5214
      @jcarry5214 3 роки тому +1

      I just choked on my drink.
      Reminds me of seeing a guy at the store about thirty years ago with my dad. Dad said "oh look, it's old flying rim. He blew his jaw off overfilling a tire."

  • @yepiratesworkshop7997
    @yepiratesworkshop7997 2 роки тому +3

    That second one looks a LOT like the transmission in my vintage New Holland hay baler. I've been thinking about using it to make a power hammer for my blacksmith's shop.

  • @eatyolkgetyoked
    @eatyolkgetyoked Рік тому +3

    3:15 I have the same setup. Homemade pull behind trailer style on an i beam frame with an old Wisconsin motor powering a hyd. cylinder with about a 20” stroke. It splits 30” dia logs up to 20” long and tears through the knottiest wood

  • @MrTruckerf
    @MrTruckerf 5 років тому +3

    We used to run a buzz saw mounted on an 8N Ford. Tossed blocks off of it starting at 10 years old. Never an injury but nothing gets respect like a howling buzz saw! Anything over a foot in diameter we split with maul and wedges. About 35 years ago finally got a big hydraulic log splitter mounted on a 3020 JD. I am retired but I still split wood by hand if it is frozen ash, oak or hickory. Splits like glass at 10 below!

  • @redpoole9323
    @redpoole9323 5 років тому +34

    And the guy with the springloaded splitter only needed gloves with 3 fingers. Lol.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 5 років тому +1

      Yeah,bouncing a lot:)

    • @Snarky79
      @Snarky79 5 років тому

      -------And no weenie!!

  • @larrylong434
    @larrylong434 4 роки тому +5

    At 4:50 the one with the human spring powered was the best lol.

  • @dezman56ford
    @dezman56ford 3 роки тому +3

    Spring and cantilever with a cutting head is brilliant, simple design, no electric or hydraulic power required.

    • @user-fi7pq3xp4t
      @user-fi7pq3xp4t 3 роки тому

      Дед с ручным подпружиненным колуном самый крутой👍 на 4-40

  • @creativeaccountname
    @creativeaccountname 5 років тому +5

    i love the machine @ 4:40
    Insane i will build it for splitting on sundays!

  • @QueLastima
    @QueLastima 3 роки тому +7

    "And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?"

    • @paulmorris6177
      @paulmorris6177 3 роки тому +1

      And you may ask yourself, this is not my beautiful wife!

    • @scatdog1
      @scatdog1 3 роки тому

      Same as it ever was !!

  • @iblockpuncheswithmyface1490
    @iblockpuncheswithmyface1490 5 років тому

    Does anyone else find that the sound of wood being cut is very satisfying?

  • @jamesb.9155
    @jamesb.9155 Рік тому

    People have been thinking how to get out of chopping wood all day and now have so many toys to make it so easy !

  • @meljenkins1016
    @meljenkins1016 5 років тому +73

    Some of these are not even dangerous unless your whole body falls into it.

    • @Chris-yy7qc
      @Chris-yy7qc 5 років тому +8

      So youre saying maybe losing your arm is not dangerous?

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 5 років тому +4

      @@Chris-yy7qc if one loses their am on a simple machine like this 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @randymagnum143
      @randymagnum143 5 років тому +4

      @@Chris-yy7qc 'tis but a scratch.

    • @trje246
      @trje246 5 років тому +1

      watch at 2x speed!! :oS

    • @adambussert6298
      @adambussert6298 5 років тому

      Guess you never smashed your finger splitting wood

  • @MikeL-vu7jo
    @MikeL-vu7jo 5 років тому +8

    these are some of the most Dangerous contraptions i think i've seen

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 5 років тому +3

      That's how our grand parents did things. No corporate entity telling them it's safe because they manufactured it and sold it to said grandparents. But nowadays everyone needs corporate assistance for the slightest inconveniences.

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 4 роки тому

      @Martin G pfft, they kept the important ones though.

  • @Wadley225
    @Wadley225 4 роки тому +2

    The one at 4:50 is probably the safest of them all, best and simplest design.

  • @swotteh
    @swotteh 4 роки тому +1

    I don't see the "danger" in the second one if you watch what you are doing, AND...it's the quietist one in here...love it.

  • @jsgould5392
    @jsgould5392 5 років тому +24

    And next week's show wil be how to find your fingers in the wood pile!

    • @cmhowe72
      @cmhowe72 4 роки тому +1

      It's like bow hunting... jus follow the blood trail.

    • @oneselmo
      @oneselmo 3 роки тому +2

      Simple! Just wear a biker ring on each finger and always keep a metal detector on the job site

  • @chrisjames3204
    @chrisjames3204 5 років тому +12

    Most of these are less if not no more dangerous than using a chainsaw or axe, but the 2nd and 7th are my favourites, the cut is coming from above and they are both bending down in line and height with it, a stumble or lapse in concentration and it's melon splitting time, the wreck of a work area is a helpful touch too.

  • @BluBarron
    @BluBarron 4 роки тому

    The grain in the wood the green machine was cutting was beautiful!

  • @eventfulnonsense
    @eventfulnonsense 3 роки тому +4

    I've work in a can manufacting company almost thirty years ago. And believe me, the press machines I've worked on are far more dangerous than these. We were 40 or so newbies at that time, more than half lost their fingers before our six months contract expired, I'm one of the luckies with ten fingers still intact. The machines above are just child's play in my standards.

    • @scotland2256
      @scotland2256 Рік тому +1

      I worked as a machinist after leaving school, my tradesman was missing a thumb lol

  • @jimbeekman4863
    @jimbeekman4863 5 років тому +217

    Only 4 fingers were lost while making this video...

    • @3melendr592
      @3melendr592 5 років тому

      Jim Beekman, small price to pay right? Lol By the way, do you have kin in New Mexico or Nebraska? I know Amber and have met her parents. I also met a man by the name of Jeff Jorde a long time ago near Willard, New Mexico. Amber told me she was related.

    • @josepeaa1910
      @josepeaa1910 5 років тому +5

      Still remaining six more

    • @graemeyoung3678
      @graemeyoung3678 5 років тому

      Excellent comment, lol,

    • @randoorsino4584
      @randoorsino4584 5 років тому +1

      Luckily they were only prosthetic fingers and the holes in the gloves were repaired so that they would not lose anymore.

    • @kirmanaras2057
      @kirmanaras2057 4 роки тому

      Igdirsondakahaberler

  • @untitledC64
    @untitledC64 5 років тому +6

    man a guy could really make a in depth detailed video comparing each of the different models shown here, whats the primary driver? whats the limitations of each one, costs to maintain. how effective it is.this is really interesting stuff

    • @hifartingoctopuss
      @hifartingoctopuss Рік тому +1

      They're all made as cheap as possible from scrap. They're all dangerous, and if they break u probably just make a new one. Safest log splinters u can make are hydraulic, only linear movement, no spinning parts. Ones that are constantly running are the most dangerous

  • @m_l_hill
    @m_l_hill 4 роки тому +1

    Awesome machines. My favourite is the one with the big spring, powered by hand

  • @tbone5040
    @tbone5040 Рік тому +1

    "I'll take Machines Without Mercy for $500,Alex!"

  • @drtb69
    @drtb69 5 років тому +3

    Dangerous?! These are fantastic bud

  • @AB-tc1vx
    @AB-tc1vx 5 років тому +6

    The one shown at 3:18 is no more dangerous than any commercially made log splitter. The keys to safety: NO pinch point between the pusher and the blade, low speed, single actuation each time a log is inserted.

  • @lindamcentaffer5969
    @lindamcentaffer5969 5 років тому +1

    Old dude @ 5 min has a goodie.

  • @rolsen1304
    @rolsen1304 2 роки тому +1

    The spring loaded one is genius, the only issue I see is that the handle protrudes so much it gets close to the operators head. Just design the handle differently and it's frikking perfect and a far cry better then using a axe.

  • @rexsheeley8177
    @rexsheeley8177 5 років тому +38

    what ever keeps you from freezing to death

  • @joecahill8165
    @joecahill8165 5 років тому +18

    I can’t even chew without biting my tongue every now and then.

  • @watsisbuttndo829
    @watsisbuttndo829 Рік тому

    That spring loaded job!, one sneeze away from a funeral.

  • @Michael-rg7mx
    @Michael-rg7mx Рік тому +1

    It's a green energy! Renewable resource! Solar powered. Pulls co2 from the air. Everyone should be for firewood!!!

  • @scottclark798
    @scottclark798 5 років тому +3

    So much straight grain wood . Oh to live in the perfect world ! Knots , twisted grain and crotch woods are what I have to split 😥

    • @Beandiptheredneck
      @Beandiptheredneck 4 роки тому +1

      Scott Clark nothing more fun than knotty crappy wood that won’t split for nothing! You can either cut it up with a chainsaw or burn it in a pile outside lol

  • @azonicrider32
    @azonicrider32 5 років тому +14

    LOL, I remember the first "real" job I did for my Grandad when I was about 14.. He rented one of these machines and I operated it for 3 whole days.. the fire wood I cut lasted over 5 years at my family cottage.
    my grandad gave me $20 for the work..

    • @spyrosm.2871
      @spyrosm.2871 5 років тому +1

      azonicrider32 hahahhahaaha you should have asked for more old grandpa robbed you

    • @64bago
      @64bago 4 роки тому

      Score.

  • @robertblalock5009
    @robertblalock5009 Рік тому +2

    The spring loaded giotene looks to be most dangerous of all the "rigs" I saw. Idea is good but operator takes a lot of chances around the point of impact. Bending and hands close for two examples. Good idea, bit deadly. Thanks

  • @norsebavarian1941
    @norsebavarian1941 4 роки тому +1

    The first one is the coolest.

  • @colinbarnett7441
    @colinbarnett7441 4 роки тому +10

    None of these are dangerous as long as the person using them is capable. A pencil is dangerous depending on who you give it to.

    • @mathiastheapprentice
      @mathiastheapprentice 4 роки тому

      **writes a book that convinces everyone who reads it to become a Nazi**

    • @lindastevens3547
      @lindastevens3547 4 роки тому

      Oh yea, after a bottle of Vodka?

    • @andy347
      @andy347 4 роки тому

      That's kind of like saying it's not dangerous to cross the street as long as you only stay on one side. What makes some of them dangerous (some of these were not that dangerous) is that they are operating whether the person has a hand in the way or not, and rapidly at that. A moment's inattention with some of these and bam, there goes your hand. A standard, relatively safe one requires one to at least throw a lever each time and goes slow enough you could stop before you lopped off your hand.

    • @colinbarnett7441
      @colinbarnett7441 4 роки тому

      Andy if you are focused on what you are doing and don’t senselessly get your hands any closer than they need to be, all of these machines are perfectly safe.

    • @andy347
      @andy347 4 роки тому

      Lord Penguin, of course, but that is not the definition of “safe” - too big of a caveat. Trust me, I know, as my entire life has involved high-risk activities and safety/risk analysis.

  • @nottoday611
    @nottoday611 5 років тому +3

    The kids at 4:30 with the hoodie strings around the 3 ft logging blade...jeeesus...

  • @glynrhys68
    @glynrhys68 4 роки тому +2

    4.40 with the spring is absolute genius.

  • @user-uu7lv1tf7g
    @user-uu7lv1tf7g 4 роки тому

    Хорошее видео. Все виды в одном собраны. Круто !

  • @thekekronomicon590
    @thekekronomicon590 5 років тому +8

    The old man with the springy one seemed like the most dangerous

    • @rambo8863
      @rambo8863 5 років тому

      And then again, you know there hit is comming from

  • @donaldduck4867
    @donaldduck4867 Рік тому +1

    Dangerous but very efficient. I love it.🤔

  • @christopherkeillor9728
    @christopherkeillor9728 Рік тому

    Ain't nothing any more dangerous than using a splitting ax. Just how smart the person is using the thing.

  • @ffatpikachu
    @ffatpikachu 4 роки тому +1

    Why is this so satisfying to watch?

  • @oby-1607
    @oby-1607 5 років тому +14

    The old guy with the spring bouncing the splitter up and down is gonna get beaned one day.

    • @cadet117
      @cadet117 4 роки тому +1

      He probably has once or twice already

    • @dadillen5902
      @dadillen5902 3 роки тому +1

      No, but he has be Potatoed

    • @oneselmo
      @oneselmo 3 роки тому +2

      His core strength must be amazing.

  • @hellohun7331
    @hellohun7331 5 років тому +18

    S
    The grasshopper leg crankmeister 5000 is a good design.

  • @tymz-r-achangin
    @tymz-r-achangin Рік тому +1

    4:40 That's pretty cool! There's always someone out there with a good head on their shoulders to come up with some clever things with scrap metal laying around

  • @benjaminschneider4555
    @benjaminschneider4555 2 роки тому +1

    Live-fast-and-Die-Young Woodsplitter!

  • @osos231
    @osos231 5 років тому +3

    Second one should go on Guiness for being the safest