I hear that in Japan at some restaurants they have a sauce that is actually fish semen. I am all for trying new things, but I think I would have to pass on that one. Nothing against Japan though if I had the money it would be cool to visit.
Me : *paranoid that there's a serial killer in my VERY safe house* also Me : *uses an internet app to release information the world doesn't need to know and honestly shouldn't*
Why yes thanks for the concern but I'm ok ksksksksksk. The "food" part may sound concerning but I'm not going through starving levels of poverty, the stores are just all closed and we got nothing on the house right now lol
Rodent testicle stew sounds like 2 things: 1. A spell cast by my aunt to expel the lebain out of me. 2. Something Charles Boyle would bring to the Christmas party.
@@ittybittykibibyte that's gender dysphoria. dysphoria in general just means dissatisfaction or unhappiness, contrary to euphoria. along with that, gender dysphoria is not only dissatisfaction with genitalia, but there are also other things to have gender dysphoria of that's been linked with gender in general and/or by society, such as physique and stuff (correct me if i'm wrong)
@@ittybittykibibyte dysphoria is just the opposite of euphoria. Trans people are in distress because of their gender assigned at birth so they have *gender* dysphoria. On the other hand gender euphoria exists as well :)
Emily apologizing for her abrupt ending is me apologizing for when i have an emotional breakdown in front of one of my friends and suddenly saying lmao at the end
Anytime I think of the whisper app, I remember my dad used to use it to constantly make daily, thinly vailed posts that were all thirsting for a specific girl he knew, but like, you can sort whispers by location, and when you did, it would be clearly obvious to anyone in their social circle that he posted the whisper, and who it was directed towards, and I just... the cringe made me lose all respect for him forever
As a Lebanese, we used to go at the restaurant pretty often, and it’s only ten years later that I realized there were beef testicles on the menu. The worst thing is that it’s usually my parents who order a lot of stuff that we put in the middle to share, and it had been like this all my life, so when I found out, I started panicking over every suspicious piece of meat because I didn’t really know what they were
I HATE THAT APP SO MUCH I TALKED ABOUT MY DEPRESSION THERE AND A FRIEND BACK THEN FOUND OUT IT WAS ME AND THEN SHE SAW MY CRINGEY THOUGHTS (not the depression ones, actual cringe ones)
@@yochiokeke7773 I was on a dumb school group. I don’t remember well but there was a group for people from my school (I think you had to give your location and be accepted into the group?) and I was part of it because I wanted to see the drama. Also I think you could go to someone’s profile and see all their posts so my friend went there and connected the dots
"I'm just imagining a hairy, smelly, sweaty, moist, man just like inhaling pringles at an alarming rate, you know, just piles of crumbs and drool dripping down his face-" Emily I am EATING
Lmfao dying laughing. Emily's ending makes me think that she the friend that you'll say "okay cool see you later". However she will still hang around for a minimum of 2 minutes in silence or just random mini goodbye rant. Probably one of the top outtros out there.
Emily, you made my day. I was feeling really crappy and just grabbed my phone to set the alarm for tomorrow, and I saw that you uploaded this. I love your sense of humor, you're amazing and I honestly hope that you live a happy life surrounded by people who make you laugh just as much as you make us all laugh (if not more)!
Did you ever hear about "Di another day"? It was a proposal for a comic featuring a princess Diana reanimated and with superpowers. I think it was rejected for being too crass.
so my phone has this thing that it connects randomly to my dad’s speaker and I was watching the video calmly with my earphones I my room and this part 7:50 starts playing downstairs 💀💀
Right after the line "rodent testicle stew" an ad for the Bible started playing. Even UA-cam knows how godless whisper is
I hear that in Japan at some restaurants they have a sauce that is actually fish semen. I am all for trying new things, but I think I would have to pass on that one. Nothing against Japan though if I had the money it would be cool to visit.
My ad told me I should eat with beer.
I GOT A DOMINO'S PIZZA AD LMFAO😭
I got a baking ad ✋💀
MINE WAS DOOR DASH WTF
I wouldn't mind having a GF named "Beef." I'd callback to that old commercial "Beef. It's what's for dinner!"
bro 😭 i kinda hate how good this is-
why
@@arizonathecatlover Should I go older? "Where's the Beef?!"
I have my bf saved in my phone as "beef" because of that one Tumblr post and I always make jokes like that
Make a tasteless joke with Arby’s “we’ve got the beef”. Say they got kidnapped and just go there for lunch.
“Honey WHY ARE WE GETTING A DIVORCE”
*SCREAMS* “YOU DON’T LIKE PRINGLES”
“WE HAVE THREE CHILDREN TOGETHER”
“NO ONE CARES DARRYL”
Wow 1st reply of this comment that has 500+ likes!
Why was this so funny?
3rd reply of comment with 1.6k likes
in a year
Hahaha
Me : *paranoid that there's a serial killer in my VERY safe house*
also Me : *uses an internet app to release information the world doesn't need to know and honestly shouldn't*
School: stressing
Food: unavailable
Friends: fighting
Emily: Posted
Day: worth it
Honey are you ok?
Fr, you good?
Why yes thanks for the concern but I'm ok ksksksksksk.
The "food" part may sound concerning but I'm not going through starving levels of poverty, the stores are just all closed and we got nothing on the house right now lol
Hotel: trivago
@@toddboxas8273 yes.
"I think every woman has a bit of ✨ lebain ✨ in them nowadays"
Me who realized I was bi in quarantine: 👁️👄👁️
i support ya
Lmao same
Me too! But I’m pan/ace haha
same
Im demi... lavato- i mean demisexual
Thank you for the prolonged ending the abruptness of the original ending was quite distressing
Rodent testicle stew sounds like 2 things:
1. A spell cast by my aunt to expel the lebain out of me.
2. Something Charles Boyle would bring to the Christmas party.
Omgg i thought of charles too. I sorta impulsively do any time i hear about weird food and non-food. Nine nine!
That’s sounds delicious ngl
oh yeah boyle would totally eat something like that
That is 110% a Boyle and Genevieve thing
Next to “shampooing her hair, that’s very romantic”
Charles would 100% crave that all the time.
eYE- the twice poster in the background like yES we love twice in this household
PLEASE i was staring at it for so longgg
fAnCyYy yOoOoOuUuUu
The onceification of Not Even Emily
i noticed just now,,,
That was the first thing I noticed. I like her even more now 🤧♥️
she's really one of the few people who can make me laugh by just standing there😭
That's BùlLyIñG :/
@@saraira how?
.
@@Annaissoprettyr/swoosh
Yeah lol, she's really funny
@@sarairaWhat are you talking about. She is funny and it more then just what she says.
BYE “some thoughts are better left unsaid” BBEBSHSBBS
The words dysphoria, dysmorphia is when you find flaws in yourself that aren't there 💜
But isn't dysphoria when a trans person is uncomfortable/upset with their genitalia? Which would make the flaw real?
@@ittybittykibibyte that's gender dysphoria. dysphoria in general just means dissatisfaction or unhappiness, contrary to euphoria. along with that, gender dysphoria is not only dissatisfaction with genitalia, but there are also other things to have gender dysphoria of that's been linked with gender in general and/or by society, such as physique and stuff (correct me if i'm wrong)
@@ittybittykibibyte dysphoria is just the opposite of euphoria.
Trans people are in distress because of their gender assigned at birth so they have *gender* dysphoria.
On the other hand gender euphoria exists as well :)
@@ittybittykibibyte no youre thinking about gender dysporia
no....
Emily apologizing for her abrupt ending is me apologizing for when i have an emotional breakdown in front of one of my friends and suddenly saying lmao at the end
I love it when she gets Sponsored cuz those videos are extra funny
@@emmasteinke4503 OMG ABBY CLASSIC I WATCHED A REACTION VIDEO ABOUT YOU by this girl named "coutreezy"
@@emmasteinke4503 your description 😭
lol i love her skits
@@firelordzuko7713 OMG ZUKO I loved you in avatar i wish i could bend fire lol
@@emmasteinke4503 Lol yeah
gotta love the *anonymous* confession from the person who had lice, how considerate
Anytime I think of the whisper app, I remember my dad used to use it to constantly make daily, thinly vailed posts that were all thirsting for a specific girl he knew, but like, you can sort whispers by location, and when you did, it would be clearly obvious to anyone in their social circle that he posted the whisper, and who it was directed towards, and I just... the cringe made me lose all respect for him forever
WHAT THE HELL 😶😶😶
@@bread3474 I didn't know I needed a reaction like that, turns out I did, so thank you XD
“cringe” is not strong enough to describe this…
Her:talking about ray con
Me:singing I can’t stop me
Same 😂😂😂
risky risk wiggy wiggy this is an emergency 🚨
@@leavemealonepls2233 help me help me somebody stop me cause I know I can’t stope me
Raycon's probably super jealous that Pringles unintentionally got that smooth sponsorship transition moment
3 views, 46 likes. Shit, I think Emily is gonna figure out we've been liking multiple times to boost her self esteem.
WAIT ARE YOU A ONCE!!?!?!? CAUSE LIKE I AM AND I SEE ANGELS FROM HEAVEN GLOWING ON YOUR WALL AND YEAH LIKE I WANNA KNOW!!!!!! (what is love)...
What's a once?
@@rogue-lemon A fan of the girl group Twice
@@rogue-lemon So there's this Kpop group named Twice and their fandom name is Once you should check them out they have tons upon tons of bops periodt.
your profile picture hurts me in a good way
@@talkthattalkl-o-v-e7624 that pfp is the best thing ever😂
As a Lebanese, we used to go at the restaurant pretty often, and it’s only ten years later that I realized there were beef testicles on the menu. The worst thing is that it’s usually my parents who order a lot of stuff that we put in the middle to share, and it had been like this all my life, so when I found out, I started panicking over every suspicious piece of meat because I didn’t really know what they were
Addison Rae's testicles were on the menu? (I'm sorry lol)
I HATE THAT APP SO MUCH I TALKED ABOUT MY DEPRESSION THERE AND A FRIEND BACK THEN FOUND OUT IT WAS ME AND THEN SHE SAW MY CRINGEY THOUGHTS (not the depression ones, actual cringe ones)
I thought it was anonymous....how did she find out?😭😭
@@yochiokeke7773 I was on a dumb school group. I don’t remember well but there was a group for people from my school (I think you had to give your location and be accepted into the group?) and I was part of it because I wanted to see the drama. Also I think you could go to someone’s profile and see all their posts so my friend went there and connected the dots
She was speaking facts about pringles feeling there chips to the top 🥴
But there's less chips in a Pringles can than in chip bags and they're more expensive, at least where i live
0:33-0:35, When noteven emily said, "We're off to great start" sarcastically, I laughed and I was almost going to choke on my V8 energy drink.
Man I would choke too if I was drinking v8
You edited is so now it's gone :/
@@kattie2185 my mistake. I won't do it again.
3:55 the way you said lebain sounds like “le bean” which is Irish for “with a woman”
the question is always "should we?" when it comes to whisper confessions
it’s the dead sarcasm for me
what an icon
Bestie when I get a notification for ur vids I literally get a snack like ur so entertaining-
Awwwww this is so cute 😁😁😁😁
@@notevenemily Streets ft Noah Miller
@@notevenemily hey, i can't find the twitter account
" i find it extremely sexy when a man enjoys pringles"
me with two tube of pringles in my hand: wtf
oh my god 🥵
I’m gonna steal that Twice poster from her 🗿
same
Not if I steal it first
Same
Jokes on all of you I'm stealing it as we speak
@@rsarin18 damn maybe next time 🥲
"I'm just imagining a hairy, smelly, sweaty, moist, man just like inhaling pringles at an alarming rate, you know, just piles of crumbs and drool dripping down his face-"
Emily I am EATING
This is why Pinterest whispers are better 😭
nothing better than to start ur day with a dose of not even emily
waiting for the day when she says, "tons of celebrities love raycon, like me"
Not gonna lie the hand movement after the sponsorship was smooth
serving very much supervillain
Risky risky wicky wicky this is an emergency 💖
Ayo I think I saw you in a boyfriend asmrs comment section😃👍
@@yoinkysploinky_ looks like we both have ✨excellent ✨ taste ✋😅
WICKY WICKY 😭😭😭
Help me help me somebody stop me
@@adettessubs444 cause I know I can’t stop me
"Every night we say grace like this;" *starts rapping Super Bass*
LMAO
I'M DYING bc the music at 1:19 is the same as the intro music for my prerecorded anatomy lectures 😭😭
Emily, you are an icon. nothing happened I just thought you should know :)
Let's just take a moment to appreciate the Twice poster.
She reacts in the best way to all of these.
Lmfao dying laughing. Emily's ending makes me think that she the friend that you'll say "okay cool see you later". However she will still hang around for a minimum of 2 minutes in silence or just random mini goodbye rant. Probably one of the top outtros out there.
emily's vocabulary and imagination are out of this world
3:35 love the depictions she lays out for us to imagine 🤩🥰😍
The ad transition, I legit snorted.
I mean, the setup was allergies, but the follow-through was all Emily. So thank you.
This is why Pinterest whispers are better than the ones on the actual Whisper app.
I can tell this is going to be very funny! 😃 Love your videos Emily!
The way she says something funny, so seriously always get me cracked up
This felt like one of those gross out sequences from an episode of Total Drama
I love how you didn’t verbally acknowledge the Patrick Star picture. 😭😭
The twice poster in the back is the most real thing that's ever realed
FRRR
I never knew I needed to hear the phrase rat scroti until tonight
It's 5am and I have to wake up early but this is far more important
I’ve been into the mcyt fandom so much I read “Emily notfound” but she was found on the whisper app-
0:53 Ariana Grande “Break Free” style
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
4:25
we got pills to pop and trees to chop 😭😭😂😂😂
8:40 i knew super bass was coming omg
5:35 - god this music is so strong in my memory and yet I’ve forgotten where it came from, can anybody remind me?
'hey, what do you want from the Make a Wish foundation?' 'make me OBESE.'
That twice poster be chilling on the wall tho...
I SEE YOU WITH THAT EYES WIDE OPEN POSTER 👀👀
Emily, you made my day. I was feeling really crappy and just grabbed my phone to set the alarm for tomorrow, and I saw that you uploaded this. I love your sense of humor, you're amazing and I honestly hope that you live a happy life surrounded by people who make you laugh just as much as you make us all laugh (if not more)!
5:26 If she doesn't want to meet Spiderman I will gladly do it for her 😌
I love the Nicki Minaj prayer might add it to my night time routine
you are SO brave for posting this... ( if you get it you get it)
I used to go on the whisper app and make the most outlandish, yet real seeming confessions
12:15 you are giving some strong "because is so sharp" azula's vibes
I just LOVE the like to dislike ratio
That Barb prayer got me through school today thanks 😂
"aggressive warts" i'm dying 🤣💀💀
The background to the my mom found my pee drawer one though-
The funniest queen has posted
not gonna lie i spent most of the video just looking at the twice poster on your wall
Her expressions actually kill me💯💯💯
Did you ever hear about "Di another day"? It was a proposal for a comic featuring a princess Diana reanimated and with superpowers. I think it was rejected for being too crass.
6:24 you never specified humans weren't included
I had a bad day today but this video gave me a good laugh so thanks helping me end the day on a good note!
Emily becoming the president of onces
I didn't expect this video to make me laugh so much, it's been too long since I have laughed out loud, thank you for this.
As a make a wish kid myself I can confidently say that we all dream of having quadruple chins and to be obese.
sorry I'm two minutes late I was in the shower but I'm here and ready to be blessed with quality content
Oh my god you have a twice poster!🖤
like is she a once?!?
@@talkthattalkl-o-v-e7624 she said she likes kpop and twice so yes
@@rainaraina4325 in this video?? or somewhere else
@@talkthattalkl-o-v-e7624 in another video, she has a video about kpop
so my phone has this thing that it connects randomly to my dad’s speaker and I was watching the video calmly with my earphones I my room and this part 7:50 starts playing downstairs 💀💀
Emily: "I hope you guys um".
Me: I wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy.
I had a jaw surgery last week and I'm laughing so hard at your videos it puts me in most excruciating pain but I cant' stop anyway. Love you
I was dying of laughter the entire time I couldn't breathe.
your so underrated, it hurts 😩
WHEN I TELL YOU I CLICKED SO FAST-
That thumbnail tho 🤣
THE POSTER- !!!!!!!
got so excited when i saw u posted!!!
“I wish I was obese” Hun...no...ya don’t.
"Hey where's your bathroom?"
"Dunno."
"You don't know?"
"Never seen it."
3:03 is end of sponsor if anyone cares
The 😟Lebain😟 on me is radiating for u 🤽🏻♀️
to be honest i think i'd rather find a drawer full of human urine at my friend's place than a drawer full of non-human urine
love to see the eye wide open poster.. such a great album
I always worry that one day whisper will glitch and the posts won’t be anonymous anymore
I laughed until both my mother and sister kicked me out of the rooms that I was in. Thanks, Emily!
Oh god this sounds like an interesting title
emily bestie dont be shy hand over the twice girlies 😩✋‼️