“Butterfly Lady” is one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard, and I am a 50 years old and a big fan of comedy. I re-watched it 50 times to see Tom’s reaction. Pure, on the spot, comedy genius. Props to Christina for setting them up!
This was good but I got to say the one with Louis CK was the best lol. When he started crying at how free the try it out guy was I couldn't help but laugh my ass off
13:50 I was a RN BSN who worked with a plastic surgeon ...early 90s..Oh god, and we did more facial, nerves, reconstructions then say boob and nose jobs all day. We had so many coke addicts come in with something similar to above. Since cocaine and nicotine causes vasoconstriction, you would find nose, earlobes, fingers, just rot off. SADLY, the worse thing was...... even after tons of work, hours of care, and 100k$ of dollars in costs, so many of our procedures would go bad because the patient would re-offend with coke, nicotine and it would starve blood to the areas resulting in tissue death. Rough time back then, your heart was just crushed constantly. OH yeah smokeless tobacco, omg that was so bad. So many patients from smokeless tobacco. From cancer sores, to dead tissue, and ulcers. Young people to. We put soo many hours on a laser machine we wore it out. Had to freeze a lot, also but it was not as good. Sadly, smokeless tobacco users would re-offend also, and that stuff would vasoconstrict, nicotine, those areas just as bad. One guy, we had to wash Skoal out of his jaw bone wounds, terrible way to go. I now work in a clinic part time as a NP, but we are not allowed to do anything close to wound care, a band aide is about all. I miss wound care sometimes, for all the heartbreak we did some great work back then.
Thank you for the reminder that quitting Copenhagen was a good move. I used it for 20 years and stopped before getting to that point, but im still worried it will catch up with me at some point. Bless you.
@@Dead_Again1313 Very happy to hear, you no longer use that product. I mean, with inner mouth tissue rapidly removing its lining constantly your chance of getting CA in later years is low. That is also why, people got mouth CA so fast back then was because it would mess up the RNA, since that area's tissue constantly reproduces. A perfect recipe for disaster. Early 90s, it was such a strange time. Parents bought their kids 'smokeless tobacco', and kids used it by the millions. All because they saw their heroes on tv use it in baseball. And tobacco companies paid players to promote their products. It was so normalized. It wasn't until 2016 before it was finally banned. But now we have products like nicotine pouches - while less cancerous, the addiction is so high. Nicotine is such a vasoconstrictive drug, that is in no way safe either. Thus History repeats its mistakes and children are always its first victims.
My dad had a 13 and a half foot labyrinth Burmese python when I was a kid. We had to feed it live rabbits. Our neighbors probably thought my dad was beating us kids because of the screams those rabbits make when the snake wraps them up. It's horrible P.s. the girl with all those tats doesn't do anything you want her to, you do anything she wants lol
I love Christina's hair-twirling on the subject of Tom's interest in piercing's girl. You could feel her take that shit seriously, so invested in their answers to who'd they'd pick. I like that women and men aren't really so different, self-consciousness and anxiety and such get us all.
GD When I broke my fingers after an altercation, the Dr's/nurses used a similar technique but weren't that skilled and I'm now stuck with 30% movement left and pain constantly. The UK's NHS system is 99% broken.
The podcast always goes up before the UA-cam video so I get to enjoy these twice Once just listening, and then again with visual context..It's always so much better with visual context 🤣🤣
Only reason a boa constrictor would strike the glass is cuz he wasn't feedin it enough and/or should have fed it in a different location than where it sleeps
lost 2 snakes in my house growing up, convinced my mom to let me have a sleepover with the ones I caught and they presumably made it out of the house because I never saw them again or smelled anything dead
The funniest thing to me about the snake getting the chick is the snake is hanging from the tree limb in full view of all eyes, from all angles; yet, it's still sneaking up on the chick as if the snake can't be seen, as if it's stalking the chick from the weeds or something.
As a carpenter, I get the carpeted walls video. I had to remodel a windowless basement before. The walls were long white shag carpet and the floor was long red shag carpet. I dont want to know what went on down there.
The guest's comment about Led Zeppelin and the English crowd is spot on. However, that's how they were, back then. It's not that they were unmoved by the music. They would have seen it as _bad manners_ to have behaved differently. At the end of the song, the band would have been met with thunderous applause. As further evidence of this, I offer that they did the exact same thing at Beatles concerts.
That's how tattoos work, the ink didn't get there by itself. The required ratio of injections to ink dispersion is important to you but there's no line in the sand on that. You'd sure as shit want steadier hands from the maniac doing the eye mutilation.
Love that Tim doesn't know the Ohio memes.. I would say theres some sane parts of the internet left but then again, this is YMH. Edit: Nah I regret commenting so soon because I was absolutely right. This is possibly the craziest batch I've seen wtf
My friend had a snake when I was a kid. We used to go to the pet store and buy a mouse and NOT look at it. Because then it would be over (it would become a pet.) We'd dump the mouse in the snake tank and tear out of the room.
I'm a simple man. I see Christina's Curations, I click
I'm a patient man...I wait then click.
The absolute best 🤌🏽👐🏾
Same!😂
Please be more original that message was old 5 years ago.
I'm a simple Christina. I see a click, I curate
Seeing them confused at the Ohio part of the neck video is so funny, yet completely understandable
I was just about to comment that 😂 Chechnyan
Lmao the whole Ohio meme lore is hard to come by
Spinal trauma can cause a severe headache.
Sneaky best part of the clip
Lotta Amish and Quakers in Ohio. Hence the beard and sweet ass stone age technology.
This has to be one of the most depression inducing curations in a while…
Watch for a second time a few days apart, takes a little bit of the sting out. Like a car accident, can't help but look.
"Toms a phyco, he's crazy" shows a baby chick being killed
@@m.a.b.4104 hahaha takes the sting out.
no way this is the craziest curations
@@JimmyThree-Balls calm down sissy
“Butterfly Lady” is one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard, and I am a 50 years old and a big fan of comedy. I re-watched it 50 times to see Tom’s reaction. Pure, on the spot, comedy genius. Props to Christina for setting them up!
Everyone always saying Tom’s such a psycho but he’s the only one who felt bad for the baby chick 🐤
Tom is like most people. Human suffering is hilarious but animals being hurt is unacceptable
"but: why the bad haircut?" - Tom Papa is just the best xD
This is currently my favorite YMH series of clips
I'm starting to miss the toothless cool guys. Chrisjeansa is going deep into the darkness.
yeah the curations were more cooky and off center. Now it's just uncut depravity
Tom’s “glasses with the nose on it” joke was so on point and no reaction
You and me enjoyed it. And that is something i guess :)
Time stamp?
@@aidanlampe 15:25
It's criminal nobody laughed at it 😂
This has gotta be the best Christina's curations yet, and with the best guest to react to them too
This was good but I got to say the one with Louis CK was the best lol. When he started crying at how free the try it out guy was I couldn't help but laugh my ass off
Love how Segura draws the line at snakes eating chicks. That same snake bites a adult in the face and he would show the video himself.
I can safely assume he would say something like "The human deserves it"
Papa is a great guest. Keep these segments coming!
13:50 I was a RN BSN who worked with a plastic surgeon ...early 90s..Oh god, and we did more facial, nerves, reconstructions then say boob and nose jobs all day. We had so many coke addicts come in with something similar to above. Since cocaine and nicotine causes vasoconstriction, you would find nose, earlobes, fingers, just rot off. SADLY, the worse thing was...... even after tons of work, hours of care, and 100k$ of dollars in costs, so many of our procedures would go bad because the patient would re-offend with coke, nicotine and it would starve blood to the areas resulting in tissue death. Rough time back then, your heart was just crushed constantly.
OH yeah smokeless tobacco, omg that was so bad. So many patients from smokeless tobacco. From cancer sores, to dead tissue, and ulcers. Young people to. We put soo many hours on a laser machine we wore it out. Had to freeze a lot, also but it was not as good. Sadly, smokeless tobacco users would re-offend also, and that stuff would vasoconstrict, nicotine, those areas just as bad. One guy, we had to wash Skoal out of his jaw bone wounds, terrible way to go.
I now work in a clinic part time as a NP, but we are not allowed to do anything close to wound care, a band aide is about all. I miss wound care sometimes, for all the heartbreak we did some great work back then.
Thank you for the reminder that quitting Copenhagen was a good move. I used it for 20 years and stopped before getting to that point, but im still worried it will catch up with me at some point.
Bless you.
@@Dead_Again1313 Very happy to hear, you no longer use that product.
I mean, with inner mouth tissue rapidly removing its lining constantly your chance of getting CA in later years is low.
That is also why, people got mouth CA so fast back then was because it would mess up the RNA, since that area's tissue constantly reproduces. A perfect recipe for disaster.
Early 90s, it was such a strange time. Parents bought their kids 'smokeless tobacco', and kids used it by the millions. All because they saw their heroes on tv use it in baseball. And tobacco companies paid players to promote their products. It was so normalized. It wasn't until 2016 before it was finally banned.
But now we have products like nicotine pouches - while less cancerous, the addiction is so high.
Nicotine is such a vasoconstrictive drug, that is in no way safe either.
Thus History repeats its mistakes and children are always its first victims.
The voices laughing in the background just make everything 100x more funnier 😂😂
My dad had a 13 and a half foot labyrinth Burmese python when I was a kid. We had to feed it live rabbits. Our neighbors probably thought my dad was beating us kids because of the screams those rabbits make when the snake wraps them up. It's horrible
P.s. the girl with all those tats doesn't do anything you want her to, you do anything she wants lol
I love Christina's hair-twirling on the subject of Tom's interest in piercing's girl. You could feel her take that shit seriously, so invested in their answers to who'd they'd pick. I like that women and men aren't really so different, self-consciousness and anxiety and such get us all.
Whoever laughs in the background is so funny 🤣🤣🤣
GD When I broke my fingers after an altercation, the Dr's/nurses used a similar technique but weren't that skilled and I'm now stuck with 30% movement left and pain constantly. The UK's NHS system is 99% broken.
They need a young meme explainer to tell em what memes mean when they come across stuff they don’t know
God, my stomach hurts after this batch.
The podcast always goes up before the UA-cam video so I get to enjoy these twice
Once just listening, and then again with visual context..It's always so much better with visual context 🤣🤣
That snake video, combined with Christina's reaction, had me laughing and spewing beer.
Imagine having to vacuum your walls. “Oh hey guys I have chores to do.”
“What chores?”
“Oh I have to vacuum my walls.”
I would def wear a helmet while flipping that table 😂
Christina to Tom: Let’s be a chicken and a snake for Halloween this year.
Christinas intagram stories are my favourite love how tom cant let go of the baby chicken
Cause she’s not gonna say no! Then strait to talking s about the snake chicken to distract!!! Love you both!!!
that chick with the upside-down butterfly, .....
keep looking.
when you see her 'before' pictures....
it'll make you want to cry.
Tom's reaction about tattoo girl over hair girl 😂😂
After 6 months I’ve finally fixed my TikTok algorithm to match that of Christina’s. Feels good to see the same stuff I watch on here 😂
The guy getting pounded on had me crying, the loud ass crack and him just screaming was fucking perfect.
favorite segment!
Christina including that snake eating one shows that she’s crossing over to Tom’s humor.
He seemed aroused, tbh
You all crack me up.. I thank you for making my day a little easier to get through ❤️❤️❤️
The Ohio thing is a meme
And depending on the snake, you feed them every so often, it’s not a weekly thing depending on the size of last feeding
Only reason a boa constrictor would strike the glass is cuz he wasn't feedin it enough and/or should have fed it in a different location than where it sleeps
That is an unfortunate time for him to realize that hammers don't fix tumors.
I enjoy these videos
Maybe the best batch that I've watched yet. Hard turn to dark
Love the doo doo velcro bathroom
I gotta stop smoking in the morning I thought it was toms papa like his dad 🤣🤣🤣
Some of the hardest laughs out of all the curations wtf😭
Whoever’s laughing in background it burns my ears
These have to be the most disturbing toks yet, i need a shower
lost 2 snakes in my house growing up, convinced my mom to let me have a sleepover with the ones I caught and they presumably made it out of the house because I never saw them again or smelled anything dead
Iol
Am I tripping or did Christina do a signal around 1:43 when she said "Chinese excellence"
The funniest thing to me about the snake getting the chick is the snake is hanging from the tree limb in full view of all eyes, from all angles; yet, it's still sneaking up on the chick as if the snake can't be seen, as if it's stalking the chick from the weeds or something.
Im amazed how I progressively feel worse with each curation. Its quite impressive.
After watching YMH for the past year UA-cam throws some pretty messed up videos my way 😂
Christines curations. When a snake eating a duckling becomes a palate cleanser.
I don't know why, but Tom not knowning the "in Ohio" meme makes this better.
As a carpenter, I get the carpeted walls video. I had to remodel a windowless basement before. The walls were long white shag carpet and the floor was long red shag carpet. I dont want to know what went on down there.
"Butterfly Lady"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg dude, i can’t watch these anymore
That snake is genius. Fresh McNuggets!!
I love the curations, Tom gotta stop being so soft lol they aren’t that bad. Most of the time I’m howling in laughter.
The guest's comment about Led Zeppelin and the English crowd is spot on. However, that's how they were, back then. It's not that they were unmoved by the music. They would have seen it as _bad manners_ to have behaved differently. At the end of the song, the band would have been met with thunderous applause.
As further evidence of this, I offer that they did the exact same thing at Beatles concerts.
"Butterfly lady." 💀😂
I love how the snake one became so pure and natural after the second half of self murder 😂
Coloring the whites of the eyes isn't really a tattoo, they just inject the ink with a syringe in a few spots and it spreads out mostly on its own.
That's how tattoos work, the ink didn't get there by itself. The required ratio of injections to ink dispersion is important to you but there's no line in the sand on that.
You'd sure as shit want steadier hands from the maniac doing the eye mutilation.
The neck hump crack fucking hurt ME. Hahaha
Nobody laughed when he said cocaine gurl needed the party nose glasses 😭 slept on joke I died
I’ll be sayin ‘I AINT HAVE NO PROBLEMS OUT THE CHIN’ for years now
Love that Tim doesn't know the Ohio memes.. I would say theres some sane parts of the internet left but then again, this is YMH.
Edit: Nah I regret commenting so soon because I was absolutely right. This is possibly the craziest batch I've seen wtf
He was born in Cincinnati. He's immune to acknowledging the horrors of Ohio.
He’s the most Ohio comedian what did u expect.
Lol I came to the comments just to find this
come on boomer tom lol
"butterfly lady"
-Tom papa
Tom's laugh at the "how to fix a neck in ohio" is the stuff dreams are made of.
Excellent curating. This is a gooden
Jesus bloody wept, I have never been so sad at myself for laughing.........
Tom not understanding the "in Ohio" meme is funny
I look forward to these lol
I wonder how their guest really feel when the leave that studio, lol !!!
Paszi-Nené takes _shadenfruede_ to whole new levels
I love how they always have a video in their back pocket to make the other say "you're fucked in the head"
I messed up...I shouldn't have been eating when I watched this.
What horrible thing would have to happen in your life in order to believe that tattooing your eyeballs is the right move LoL
"His whole brain stem shifted"
I also needed to see the snake again after the nose lady.
yea after the decision of putting the snake video in there, im genuinely concerned for Tom. Stay safe guy.
The snake one got me… damn woman…
Snake one is the most normal one out of them all.
yeah ill never do the kane mjs good enough
Tattoo eyeball girl actually scares me in a way I can't really explain
This is exactly the girl those kids are bringing home
They missed the whole meaning of the queen of spades tattoo on the pierced ladies neck. To have that tattoo on your neck is kinda crazy in itself.
Elaborate please
Them not understanding the Ohio joke really got me cause I'm young even Im confused on that LMFAO
I normally love these but that baby chicken one hit me. Didn’t need to see that shit dude
The cocaine girl one was brutal, that one got me. I won’t be doing blow again.
Butterfly lady 😂
The crunch sound from that little chick was 🤌
You win again christina. You win again.
Toms got a thing for Xerxes lol
Judging by the chiropractor that's how you fix a neck hump in Dagestan lol
She was shaving all wrong 😂
Love the Comedy Guys! I don't mean Comedy in the traditional sense. I mean the Chronological Order of the Downfall of your Marriage. Got my popcorn!
3:12 - yoink
I’ve known a couple people with snakes. They always escape and these weirdos act like it’s no big deal. I would burn my house down.
This one was really disturbing. I genuinely had to look away multiple times.
My friend had a snake when I was a kid. We used to go to the pet store and buy a mouse and NOT look at it. Because then it would be over (it would become a pet.) We'd dump the mouse in the snake tank and tear out of the room.
"Butterfly Lady..." Man, that was PERFECT. What was even better was how quick Tom figured out where he was going. That was great.
For that chick with the piercings.. They asked her a question about the rejection rate.. I thought they were talking about finding a partner LoL
The butterfly forhead black-eye balled girl is a Cornstar 🌽 truuu story