Shit Rock Climbers Say

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  • @bre08005
    @bre08005 9 років тому +255

    "Double dyno to a micro crimper!" If anyone can do that they win life.

  • @brettfaver5871
    @brettfaver5871 5 років тому +69

    "I'm gunning for an alpine start tomorrow." *chugs beer*

  • @knuckldragger
    @knuckldragger 10 років тому +127

    Lmao! "dude there is no way this is 5.5; this is like 5.8.... d"

    • @theclimbguy
      @theclimbguy 9 років тому +1

      +Nick King was looking for this killed me

    • @bombert6602
      @bombert6602 6 років тому +1

      ....5.8....d That was classic.

  • @hmxr715
    @hmxr715 8 років тому +87

    It seems learning the jargon of climbing is harder than the climbing itself.

    • @2b-coeur
      @2b-coeur 2 роки тому +2

      yes loll
      as soon as i got into climbing the f i r s t thing i did was pulled up a list of The Jargon
      it's like learning the accent in a foreign language. *most* important part

  • @ripapa6355
    @ripapa6355 7 років тому +33

    This is the best "Shit Climbers say" video I have seen. Nicely done
    "Dude, what state is this?" Been there, said that.

  • @malsponger
    @malsponger 9 років тому +76

    I didnt realize we were this annoying. Ill shut up from now on.

  • @quebecasmr5162
    @quebecasmr5162 9 років тому +421

    You'll kill someone belaying like this.

    • @antoinesaury8862
      @antoinesaury8862 9 років тому +23

      Québec ASMR i don't want to be the climber falling while he grabs the 2 ropes . 100% dead

    • @888crazychick
      @888crazychick 9 років тому +20

      Québec ASMR My mom taught us to belay like that and when we tried to use it out in public everyone was like "Why are you using that ancient sketchy belaying method." I did not have a good answer for them. So now we do it the modern way.

    • @jolllyroger1
      @jolllyroger1 9 років тому +4

      Joy Fitzgerald the appropriate answer really was..... please show me a better way.
      Open minds and willingness to learn a better way is how you stay alive.... Look Back in time many methods have changed

    • @calebmmallory
      @calebmmallory 9 років тому +27

      +Québec ASMR Yes he will, that belay method was used for belaying with a Munter's hitch. Using that technique with a belay device is incredibly unsafe.

    • @jerome1lm
      @jerome1lm 9 років тому +6

      +Joy Fitzgerald It's not about old or new but about safe or unsafe. So good for you that you learned a safer method.

  • @denvergriffin5555
    @denvergriffin5555 10 років тому +30

    "This would be easier if I was shorter" - I am getting that on a t-shirt. Too funny.

  • @calebmmallory
    @calebmmallory 9 років тому +166

    The belay method was part of the joke right?

    • @MrYetidesigns
      @MrYetidesigns 9 років тому +23

      +Caleb Mallory I really hope so!

    • @minas.831
      @minas.831 4 роки тому

      hand goes down like a hand to your thigh and PBUS is the method pull break under slide

  • @marlalee9642
    @marlalee9642 6 років тому +17

    “Watch me!” while on top rope. 😂😂😂

  • @m00nie16
    @m00nie16 9 років тому +35

    "DUDE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LUNGE TO A CRIMPER"

  • @lukebarlow8370
    @lukebarlow8370 8 років тому +22

    "Where the fuck am I?"
    I'm dying xD

  • @benoitcerrina
    @benoitcerrina 9 років тому +316

    just watching him belay makes me cringe

    • @jerome1lm
      @jerome1lm 9 років тому +3

      +Benoit Cerrina And I thought it was just me. :)

    • @Lucy-ng7cw
      @Lucy-ng7cw 8 років тому +15

      I reckon there was no one up there and it was just for filming

    • @nathangonzales-hess6569
      @nathangonzales-hess6569 8 років тому +4

      ^--- This should've been in the video XD

    • @tgce
      @tgce 8 років тому +1

      Benoit Cerrina yea

    • @Squids_Vlogs
      @Squids_Vlogs 7 років тому +2

      just enjoy the video bro

  • @brothertimbob
    @brothertimbob 10 років тому +12

    Hilarious! I'm still laughing at the, "Elvis Leg!" O and The classic pull, pinch, slide belay technique you display is pretty rad too.

  • @LemonsandLove
    @LemonsandLove 8 років тому +27

    "just move up" hahaha that makes me so angry :D

  • @txth753
    @txth753 10 років тому +23

    Should have included, "Man I ran that lead OUT!" "I just don't like to place too much gear"

  • @johnblack7862
    @johnblack7862 6 років тому +15

    Needs way more talk about "conditions"

  • @steverino333
    @steverino333 11 років тому +24

    It's like 5.8... "D"! LOL

  • @melissasiegfried8659
    @melissasiegfried8659 11 років тому +34

    It's like every annoying guy I've ever climbed with.

  • @Beetmonster
    @Beetmonster 10 років тому +3

    I learned this belay style. Then I didn't climb for like 13 years, then I started back in indoor (climbing to a soundtrack is new-- you're at the mercy of the desk person's pick; yesterday the kid was into like Skrillex). So the first time in the gym I started to belay my sis (who also learned the same style), and the employee freaked out. "What. Are. You. DOING!?" She'd never even seen it. All climbers & mountaineers used to do this. Like someone said here: 'Mountaineering, Freedom of the Hills.' Climbing's different now. It seems more diluted. Still ethereal, but very... crowded.
    I have a crush on this guy.

  • @susanapplegate9758
    @susanapplegate9758 Рік тому +2

    I always love going out with my incredibly talented, hard-working son on a climb. This vid made me laugh so hard, it’s so apt!

  • @slimcrna
    @slimcrna 10 років тому +21

    ENGAGE YOUR CORE

  • @Lilybet
    @Lilybet 9 років тому +49

    hahah damn elvis leg

    • @kristonren
      @kristonren 9 років тому +4

      +nuttylamb ahaha 'Im all shook up... uhuhuh'

    • @PSPmaster321
      @PSPmaster321 8 років тому +2

      All this time I thought he was saying "albus leg" and wondering what the hell that meant! haha

    • @tomdedaele1691
      @tomdedaele1691 7 років тому

      Haha me 2 :D

  • @billkirby7787
    @billkirby7787 12 років тому +3

    The funniest thing I've watched in a while! Love the part when he says I'm getting a alpine start tomorrow then slams a beer... Priceless!!

  • @SmilePileProd
    @SmilePileProd 11 років тому +7

    "Just double dyno to a microcrimper" hahahaha. I have a guy in my gym that will give ridiculous instructions like they're nothing too.

  • @oregondork
    @oregondork 9 років тому +18

    what the fuck is that belay technique

  • @decaying_matter
    @decaying_matter Рік тому +1

    The most cringe of them all is "Let's goo, so strong!!"
    in a fuckin slab

  • @doubleagentrikosky
    @doubleagentrikosky 10 років тому +7

    Too tall for this problem,its too crouchy, Too short for this problem,its to reachy.Aaale Aale. Bums in... Waaatch out!

  • @nomadben
    @nomadben 9 років тому +12

    Double-dyno to micro-crimper hahaha

  • @Yaimdan
    @Yaimdan Рік тому +1

    where the fuck am i, gets me every time lmfaoo

  • @paulcampbell1312
    @paulcampbell1312 9 років тому +5

    Been using "Elvis Leg" for years. Glad it is now accepted climbing jargon :D

  • @compellingpeople
    @compellingpeople 3 роки тому +1

    "Why am I climbing this wall", after a hit of the bong.

  • @IndigoVagrant
    @IndigoVagrant 12 років тому +4

    "You can't just climb 7 days a week and not get injured" haha

  • @wanderingwade8877
    @wanderingwade8877 8 років тому +2

    I climbed with a guy that described all of his climbs as 'cake'. 'Yeah man, it was cake.' He became Charlie Cake.

  • @xxxgoodtimesxxx
    @xxxgoodtimesxxx 11 років тому

    Literally laughed out loud the entire vid! Thank-you very much, I needed that :)

  • @ehoh3246
    @ehoh3246 4 роки тому +2

    I haven't climbed with this guy, I never would again

  • @slimcrna
    @slimcrna 10 років тому +15

    QUIT SHORT ROPING ME

  • @22yonkers
    @22yonkers 12 років тому +1

    he is never breaking off when he belays. when belaying it is always best to break before you slide instead of how he is doing it which is staying above the belay device and sliding. you want to pull the rope up then take your hand beneath the belay device then slide.

  • @irishboy0909
    @irishboy0909 8 років тому +8

    3:18
    My climbing in a nutshell

  • @simonhunt7798
    @simonhunt7798 7 років тому +1

    Funniest thing I've seen for an age, I recognised things I say and things everyone I know say. I'm going to watch my mouth at the crag from now on. Hilarious!

  • @jamesmcgall8234
    @jamesmcgall8234 7 років тому +3

    "what state is this?" Made me laugh so hard

  • @ariphoenix3069
    @ariphoenix3069 2 роки тому

    Haha is this Malibu Creek State Park?! Fantastic video, gave me a good laugh years late

  • @bre08005
    @bre08005 9 років тому +4

    "Just move up!" Ha. Great idea.

    • @UpnorthHere
      @UpnorthHere 9 років тому +1

      bre08005 Not if THAT bozo is belaying, thankyouverymuch.

  • @connoranderson3496
    @connoranderson3496 9 років тому +13

    Didn't know Joe Satriani was a rock climber.

    • @melrhymenoceros
      @melrhymenoceros 9 років тому +1

      +Connor Anderson HAHAHHAAHAHHAA. That's amazing.

  • @ktap1
    @ktap1 12 років тому +1

    Yup, comes from using the munter hitch, where the break position is up, unlike for ATCs or Gri-Gris where the break position is down. Better to use a slightly less safe (but still very much safe and acceptable) technique that is well practiced than a slightly more safe but unfamiliar technique that one is likely to mess up.

  • @vanmyl
    @vanmyl 8 років тому

    omg, everything is spot on, even the Ahnuld voice!

  • @johnisokay
    @johnisokay 8 років тому +2

    I watch this video way to much all for the doubly dyno to micro crimper line

  • @TOmaynardOL
    @TOmaynardOL 8 років тому +1

    "where the fuck am I!?"

  • @oash6041
    @oash6041 4 роки тому

    “That’s not how I did it” I say that in my brain but want to say it out loud but know I can’t

  • @cymcintosh4417
    @cymcintosh4417 5 років тому

    “There’s no way this is 5.5 it like 5.8...D!” 😂

  • @gd303uk
    @gd303uk 9 років тому

    loved the edit on the falling bit, :) lmao.
    we have all said some of these phrases.?!

  • @sameldridge9527
    @sameldridge9527 9 років тому +68

    dude learn to belay

  • @Doctor_Yuri
    @Doctor_Yuri 5 років тому

    His hand never leaves the break end, you guys are babies. It’s top rope

  • @shelby6275
    @shelby6275 6 років тому

    slip slap slide makes me so nervous lol

  • @irishboy0909
    @irishboy0909 8 років тому +9

    WHAT THE HELL SORT OF BELAYING IS THAT?!

    • @NoahRowbear
      @NoahRowbear 8 років тому +3

      +irishboy0909 Posted in 2012 dude. Belaying style has changed alot since then.

  • @danstheman33
    @danstheman33 8 років тому +6

    Now if only he would learn how to belay.. An ATC is not a munter hitch..

    • @InnocentlyVOID
      @InnocentlyVOID 8 років тому +1

      Dan Africk haha you realize how old this is.. I mean that's a first gen reverso.
      It's definitely not as safe but it wouldn't be the first time I've seen people who have been climbing much longer using "outdated" techniques.

  • @loganmcclinton4492
    @loganmcclinton4492 8 років тому +1

    "What route is this?" Use all the time

  • @samdeshler
    @samdeshler 7 років тому

    "This is like 5.8 ... d!" hahaha I've definitely made an excuse like that before!

  • @quinn3214
    @quinn3214 5 років тому

    "Just move up!" lmao if only it were that easy

    • @kelliodwyer7988
      @kelliodwyer7988 5 років тому +1

      When my friends and I don't know the beta for a route the other is climbing we'll, jokingly, sometimes say: 'just stay on the wall!' it's about as helpful.

  • @YoungPutter
    @YoungPutter 4 роки тому

    Bro I died at the Elvis leg

  • @oceanceaser44
    @oceanceaser44 12 років тому

    I would never let you belay me

  • @djbarratt
    @djbarratt 13 років тому

    "you know I think this might be easier if I were shorter" - I say that so much!

  • @Sabine1776
    @Sabine1776 13 років тому +1

    "Where the f*** am I?" hahahah
    He is quite hot, has anyone noticed this yet?

  • @Porkobosso
    @Porkobosso 8 років тому

    "This would be a v2 at My gym!"

  • @hatfieldkaz
    @hatfieldkaz 2 роки тому

    Where’s the sequel!?!?!?!

  • @mediumsooze
    @mediumsooze 12 років тому

    Oh my gosh, that's hysterical. Clearly Mary & Attila have climbed with or near my circus in the past! Now that's funny!

  • @srithongkunmapvlogs
    @srithongkunmapvlogs 11 років тому

    You forgot "Allez, allez!"

  • @StevenSiew2
    @StevenSiew2 3 роки тому

    What do you do when you are belaying and a grisly bear comes after you?

  • @carsonvandegriffe3764
    @carsonvandegriffe3764 4 роки тому

    Elvis leg killed me

  • @davidstaron4302
    @davidstaron4302 7 років тому

    "more like a 5.8...d" hahaha

  • @TMabsolute
    @TMabsolute 8 років тому

    watch me, watch me... WATCH WHIP

  • @dancetnobigdeal
    @dancetnobigdeal 8 років тому

    Best climbing video I've seen

  • @datguy4104
    @datguy4104 9 років тому +1

    The ending killed me

  • @DrakoDragonis
    @DrakoDragonis 5 років тому

    Still funny all these years later >.=.

  • @DrakoDragonis
    @DrakoDragonis 11 років тому

    Dude reminds me so much of 'Dr.Cox' from Scrubs, love it!

  • @bombert6602
    @bombert6602 5 років тому

    I just caught how they shot it. Sometime around when he says this route is heady, you can see the other end of the rope swing into the frame for an instant. H'e not really belaying a person. He's belaying a rope. (Note he's taking rope--the other end should be attached to the climber's rig.)

  • @samdf96
    @samdf96 11 років тому

    Doesn't really matter as long as you know where the brake position is and that you can put it into that position at anytime.

  • @williamrlumpp1989
    @williamrlumpp1989 12 років тому

    he has a non-locking carabiner, and when he switches hands, the brake end is open for a split second. it's not safe.

  • @casivatorblondi
    @casivatorblondi 12 років тому

    "Take this route to sendtown, dude!"..... "Elvis leg!" hahahahahaha, genius.

  • @trinker
    @trinker 9 років тому +6

    You can not trust anyone that drinks Budweiser and belays like that!

  • @tombuckett1574
    @tombuckett1574 Рік тому

    Take, taaake, taketaketaketake!

  • @rellort4362
    @rellort4362 4 роки тому

    yooo
    hello 2012 video how you doin during our apocalypse

  • @anewillss
    @anewillss 12 років тому

    "this is not 5.5... more like 5.8....D" ahahaha

  • @heistkev
    @heistkev 12 років тому

    this is not an instructional video, people. no need to be critiquing technique!

  • @kbrandon2024
    @kbrandon2024 2 роки тому

    Still totally the same 10 years later

  • @sire_pixels9765
    @sire_pixels9765 8 років тому

    This is life. This is my life.

  • @LiamGallagh
    @LiamGallagh 12 років тому

    "This is like 5.8... D"

  • @stephenr80
    @stephenr80 6 років тому

    Thats why my m8s know they gotta shut tf when im climbing

  • @Cheezsoup
    @Cheezsoup 10 років тому

    Guy climbing never squeeled "tight rope".

  • @pineappleonaspaceship6264
    @pineappleonaspaceship6264 7 років тому

    "Five ten my ass!"

  • @danilopeterson3467
    @danilopeterson3467 9 років тому

    Liked that fart at the end!

  • @more2yalife
    @more2yalife 10 років тому

    malibu creek?

  • @gordonneverdies
    @gordonneverdies 8 років тому +7

    This is like 5.8...d:''-0

  • @chrisdvorak3247
    @chrisdvorak3247 6 років тому

    I want to climb with this guy

  • @WhataHoax
    @WhataHoax 12 років тому

    That's some raunchy belaying!

  • @SmithofNick
    @SmithofNick 7 років тому

    Bwahaha. This is so great. Thanks for posting!

  • @hellsangel2005
    @hellsangel2005 9 років тому

    this is sooo funny. and true to life. it happens by accident sometimes

  • @kenweis7913
    @kenweis7913 2 роки тому

    Hand jam

  • @friedrice2307
    @friedrice2307 9 років тому

    im a new comer to the climbing community and i cant relate to this video. hilarious.

  • @Jessejhiggins
    @Jessejhiggins 7 років тому

    i love him