[Eng Subs] Kenmochi Touya vs Nijisanji staff: ¥50000 superchats make Touya heart-eyed

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  • Опубліковано 30 жов 2024

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  • @fondrive
    @fondrive 4 роки тому +3262

    That one madman with 49999 yen superchat

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 4 роки тому +81

      WTF the MADman

    • @marklll4426
      @marklll4426 4 роки тому +77

      The madman's the only ally

    • @shanauwu5448
      @shanauwu5448 4 роки тому +59

      1:30 oh my🤡😂

    • @wedgrit
      @wedgrit 4 роки тому

      @gary theng same holy sheit

    • @Kinda_SUS
      @Kinda_SUS 10 місяців тому

      Legend

  • @JetKusanagi
    @JetKusanagi 4 роки тому +4487

    "Do a sexy pose"
    *TURNS INTO A CRAB*

    • @gekar_7230
      @gekar_7230 4 роки тому +133

      Did Monogatari go too far?

    • @murasakipurple9841
      @murasakipurple9841 4 роки тому +148

      Crab?... For some reason the word "Exorcist" came into my mind.

    • @justdave.nothingelse5051
      @justdave.nothingelse5051 4 роки тому +149

      And his sword behind him becomes the schlong

    • @Mart-E12
      @Mart-E12 4 роки тому +71

      A crab with a huge... stick or whatever

    • @abyss7539
      @abyss7539 4 роки тому +7

      Jet Kusanagi Are those two not the same thing? News to me...

  • @elyindeyang2152
    @elyindeyang2152 4 роки тому +3303

    You thought the heart eyes are the best part but *NOPE* he can do the middle finger, that's the best part for me

  • @animan095
    @animan095 4 роки тому +2213

    Next thing we know, the staff will be cross-dressing him at will

    • @pouso3850
      @pouso3850 4 роки тому +148

      The fanarts already exist.

    • @youraveragemachine1013
      @youraveragemachine1013 4 роки тому +54

      Isn't there already a genderbend version of him?

    • @HelterwithoutSkelter
      @HelterwithoutSkelter 4 роки тому +21

      @@youraveragemachine1013 gundou mirei : ^)

    • @AnomalousMats
      @AnomalousMats 4 роки тому +69

      @@youraveragemachine1013 For April Fools. A good amount of Nijisanji have genderbent versions due to that trend.

    • @Hipster_Saturn
      @Hipster_Saturn 4 роки тому +2

      LETS GOOOOO

  • @somedudewatchintv5297
    @somedudewatchintv5297 4 роки тому +1855

    "Hey if you start dropping huge donations I'll be embarassed don't bully me."
    *staff in the background* :good, good, make them "troll" you hard by throwing money at us.

  • @Phatnaru0002
    @Phatnaru0002 4 роки тому +1462

    I'm 99% straight, and I never thought I'd refer to a guy as cute, but...
    well...
    his attitude is cute. There's no way around it.

    • @Circ00mspice
      @Circ00mspice 4 роки тому +166

      I'm only a second in and I'm already in love with his voice.

    • @k1moi
      @k1moi 4 роки тому +64

      @@Circ00mspice you are automatically gay with that pfp. but astolfo is kindo cute tho...

    • @wibo3272
      @wibo3272 4 роки тому +143

      His fans will often bully him to oblivion but they will often say how cute he is in clips.
      Tho they would say that they would rather die than to let Touya know.

    • @zombiethieves3736
      @zombiethieves3736 4 роки тому +75

      Nothing wrong with appreciating beauty.

    • @linnen_elm
      @linnen_elm 4 роки тому +16

      @@k1moi you are automatically gay with that comment. but hideyoshi is kindo cute tho...

  • @danielmick5236
    @danielmick5236 4 роки тому +1447

    tag : unusual pupils, mind control

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 4 роки тому +177

      tags: cussing, violence, death, ryona

    • @izu..
      @izu.. 4 роки тому +25

      @@dandanthedandan7558 wtf dan

    • @natural9721
      @natural9721 4 роки тому +31

      @@dandanthedandan7558 no u

    • @TheKidNobodyNotices
      @TheKidNobodyNotices 4 роки тому +82

      and the fact that he showed he's pretty flexible with that bridge
      lord help me

    • @kaatoshiijii6143
      @kaatoshiijii6143 4 роки тому +4

      tag: mick

  • @ppang9
    @ppang9 4 роки тому +1919

    “Did you do it?”
    “Yes”
    “What does it cost?”
    “50k Yen”
    “Was it worth it?”
    “It’s beautiful, the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen”

  • @boilednoodles
    @boilednoodles 4 роки тому +221

    WHAT KIND OF SEXY POSE IS THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @SomeSortOfWay
    @SomeSortOfWay 4 роки тому +726

    I've known this vtuber for 4 minutes and I already love him so much.

    • @mepod7024
      @mepod7024 4 роки тому +9

      Same

    • @eanakay9510
      @eanakay9510 3 роки тому +7

      He’s SO GOOD AT CUTTING ONIONS!!! WATCH THE VIDEO!!! AND HE’S ONLY 16!!!!

    • @Rar830
      @Rar830 3 роки тому +4

      Same, where has this guy been all my life.

  • @realice.
    @realice. 4 роки тому +524

    Touya: stop throwing 50K! I dont need that bgm too!
    Listeners: *you know the rules*
    Staff sans: *AND SO DO I*

  • @maurotula
    @maurotula 4 роки тому +1010

    Im sure Touya would use those heart-eyes whenever he stares at Aki-kun

  • @sixteenthbluemoon7606
    @sixteenthbluemoon7606 4 роки тому +396

    screw the normal fanservixe
    THIS IS TOP TIER FANSERVICE

  • @AnimaRandom
    @AnimaRandom 4 роки тому +177

    Hololive: no coco..dont spread. Stop..stop
    Nijisanji: *for every 50k. His eyes will turn into heart*

  • @moogle7752
    @moogle7752 4 роки тому +522

    This is a very good fanservice....and very profitable......

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 роки тому +576

    1:59 That scabbard is too dangerous
    The staffs are having too much fun
    That heart-eyed could be useful for Ui-sense's doujin xD

    • @オレにゃん
      @オレにゃん 4 роки тому +58

      The 50k yen condition would be perfect for a doujin

    • @mintour27k90
      @mintour27k90 4 роки тому +4

      Oh no

    • @sekaihunter9378
      @sekaihunter9378 4 роки тому +27

      @@オレにゃん Why I feel like Touko would definitely be the protagonist of that doujin instead of Touya???

    • @1318peep
      @1318peep 4 роки тому +14

      I want touya doujin now

    • @megiko1746
      @megiko1746 3 роки тому

      I've read a gktu doujin where Touya has heart-eyed and oof

  • @PhuNguyen-ph6lx
    @PhuNguyen-ph6lx 4 роки тому +296

    The staff really had fun in this

  • @wibo3272
    @wibo3272 4 роки тому +253

    Fun fact: The 50k superchat at 3:14 came from the artist of Act-Age, Usazaki-sensei.

    • @niwacocco
      @niwacocco 3 роки тому +58

      Oh wow, I was surprised when she drew official art for Kenmochi's solo event, so she has always been a fan! Now it makes sense.

    • @niwacocco
      @niwacocco 3 роки тому +18

      @Maple Leaf I'm not sure what you are asking for, but here is Usazaki-sensei's tweet: mobile.twitter.com/uszksr/status/1330076828837539842

    • @qb4097
      @qb4097 3 роки тому +11

      @@niwacocco sooo this person is mangaka who drew act-age, the original author got arrested, the act-age cancelled midway? what is she up to now? make a new manga?

    • @niwacocco
      @niwacocco 3 роки тому +14

      @@qb4097 (cmiiw) From what I can understand, I think she makes illustration for various books/magazines!

  • @fortressandroidpldn9758
    @fortressandroidpldn9758 4 роки тому +71

    Touya: Physical attack.
    Masochist with ¥50000:
    So you have chosen death.

  • @Es-mv2mk
    @Es-mv2mk 4 роки тому +125

    Touya: is 16
    People above 18 :
    👁👄👁

    • @internetbasil
      @internetbasil 3 роки тому

      is he really 16?:o

    • @Es-mv2mk
      @Es-mv2mk 3 роки тому

      @@internetbasil
      Check his wiki at personal details
      He said it himself in a video

    • @qiqi4899
      @qiqi4899 3 роки тому +35

      @@Es-mv2mk His real age is unknown. He says that he is 16, because its his character (you can see that he wear a school uniform). (Im sorry if my english is bad)

    • @AA-pv6mi
      @AA-pv6mi 3 роки тому +2

      @@Es-mv2mk his real age isn’t known.

    • @mint6419
      @mint6419 3 роки тому +18

      His character is the one who's 16. If he's 16 then he can't join nijisanji because the required age to join is 18.
      Edit: Im a new fan of him and in a one clip video he's talking about getting drivers license and said he's 20. Im not sure tho.

  • @mimisansan3333
    @mimisansan3333 4 роки тому +152

    >¥49,999

  • @yuinurahilyon5711
    @yuinurahilyon5711 4 роки тому +68

    3:57 Lmao I bet the viewers enjoyed it more.

  • @freshwatershad
    @freshwatershad 4 роки тому +101

    I love this guy, hes just so free

  • @YTraveler
    @YTraveler 4 роки тому +71

    Nobody:
    Fans wanting to see heart eyed touya: *INVEST*

  • @Ris-vulpis
    @Ris-vulpis 4 роки тому +74

    I stumbled on this. No idea who he is. But I would give him my kidney, he's so cute.

  • @sam-gp3ov
    @sam-gp3ov 4 роки тому +72

    Touyas bridge is so stiff and crab-like lmfao I’m crying

  • @MsDj03
    @MsDj03 4 роки тому +81

    I'm only 30 mins in and I'm already inlove with this guy.
    Who is this man, I must know-

    • @sorashiro6794
      @sorashiro6794 4 роки тому +15

      If you are new to touya, you should check out the clip where he turned ui-mama into a loli by winning against her in a tetris match. It's hilarious.

  • @amayairtz3298
    @amayairtz3298 4 роки тому +187

    So this is where the heart-eye Touya fanarts come from
    N i c e
    1:58
    And I'm sure all of us are in joy getting punched by Touya anyways

  • @Akyx94
    @Akyx94 4 роки тому +117

    Thanks for the translation! 😭🙏
    I actually thought the sexy bgm was something you added but it was the staff all along. They were trolling Touya hard lol 😂

  • @อาจารย์แดง-ฒ9ต
    @อาจารย์แดง-ฒ9ต 4 роки тому +318

    Holy cow......he's gain more than 250000¥ just in 4 minutes.....
    (bad at eng)

    • @AlexRonai
      @AlexRonai 4 роки тому +51

      not that much, there's a cut by youtube, another one by nijisanji and another for Japanese taxes

    • @Airuz1
      @Airuz1 4 роки тому +13

      @@AlexRonai still a lot

    • @AlexRonai
      @AlexRonai 4 роки тому +25

      @@Airuz1 clearly, but not as much as people think

    • @xivCatumin
      @xivCatumin 4 роки тому +4

      Not sure how much goes to taxes or Nijisanji, but that’s about $1650 after UA-cam takes their cut. Assuming they still take 30% from Superchats

    • @AnomalousMats
      @AnomalousMats 4 роки тому +2

      @@xivCatumin taxes is also around 30% if I remember right. Nijisanji is the real wild card in cut percentage.

  • @why_r_u_runnin9
    @why_r_u_runnin9 4 роки тому +26

    Love Touya’s voice ♥️♥️♥️
    He always does weird shit in his 3D 😂

  • @AethernaLuxen
    @AethernaLuxen 4 роки тому +74

    2:08 that's one tall pole you got there

  • @bir460
    @bir460 4 роки тому +23

    剣ちゃんもついに海外進出か
    ロリウィルスの世界感染はもう始まっていた...?

  • @iMyKiri1814
    @iMyKiri1814 4 роки тому +37

    Now we need a 3D touko with the heart eyes

  • @Fenrirknight7
    @Fenrirknight7 4 роки тому +17

    Kenmochi on the ground, sword rising proudly to the sky.
    *~sexy BGM plays~*

  • @yadhogr5889
    @yadhogr5889 4 роки тому +20

    He got donated 50k Yen and just casually says oh no don’t donate
    Lmao

  • @WATAMELON
    @WATAMELON 4 роки тому +15

    Barely able to hold back my laugh till he raised his middle finger lol

  • @A7XFan800
    @A7XFan800 4 роки тому +11

    3rd clip I've seen where we can hear the staff.
    The other two is SanBaka hotpot where they tried to bail from the dark hotpot, and them unable to hold it in when Kuzuha and HonHima played "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes"

  • @rasbora7804
    @rasbora7804 4 роки тому +34

    Ah damn, now i remembered some Touya R-18 art from pixiv and it have same situation like this

    • @jzesu9889
      @jzesu9889 4 роки тому +7

      *cough* mind if you can give... some links?

    • @rasbora7804
      @rasbora7804 4 роки тому +13

      @@jzesu9889 Here, it took me like 30 minutes to find it
      www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/78473204

    • @jzesu9889
      @jzesu9889 4 роки тому +9

      @@rasbora7804 Wow, I never thought you would actually reply haha, Thanks for the link!
      Now... Imma use it for research purposes.

    • @rasbora7804
      @rasbora7804 4 роки тому +3

      @@jzesu9889 Don't get caught lmao

    • @nguyhuong9444
      @nguyhuong9444 Рік тому

      Can I have the links too?😄

  • @hao9631
    @hao9631 3 роки тому +6

    From a heart shaped eyes to middle finger. Lmao. Such a 16y.o puberty period

  • @kevinrafael2318
    @kevinrafael2318 4 роки тому +14

    I actually thought this guy was be the Vtuber version of the most wholesome guy on twitch

  • @Leonardo1989st
    @Leonardo1989st 4 роки тому +14

    2:02 you can hear staff having a goddamn laugh XD

  • @darcyjoshua7201
    @darcyjoshua7201 4 роки тому +8

    Tag: unusual pupils, begging, punching..
    Do I need to add more?

  • @sturer9041
    @sturer9041 4 роки тому +19

    3:56 XD

  • @Yamaya2_Haya
    @Yamaya2_Haya 4 роки тому +39

    Yabai desu ne I bet Touya's heart eyes would activate if he see a loli

  • @paulodomes9335
    @paulodomes9335 4 роки тому +32

    2:00 Oh god, oh no. I don't like on where that sword is placed

  • @T0M0DACHl
    @T0M0DACHl 4 роки тому +5

    That chin is already considered a weapon

  • @ren7786
    @ren7786 3 роки тому +5

    touya in 3D holds way too much power

  • @Cyrus_G
    @Cyrus_G 4 роки тому +2

    That camera work was really great tho.

  • @JustARandomWeeb.
    @JustARandomWeeb. 4 роки тому +10

    Now imagime if those heart-shaped eyes was in touko...
    Something is rising

    • @Mar1s3z
      @Mar1s3z 4 роки тому +2

      And it's not the shield hero ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @ibelieveinwoozisupremacy8681
    @ibelieveinwoozisupremacy8681 4 роки тому +10

    2:08 i pause at the right moment

  • @thatpenguindragon
    @thatpenguindragon 4 роки тому +12

    huh. Usually I don't watch guy vtubers much, but now this truly peaked my interest

  • @kittiecandy747
    @kittiecandy747 4 роки тому +5

    he can do heart eyes and beat me up. the dream idol

  • @Bakotcha
    @Bakotcha 4 роки тому +6

    This dude is legit funny, ngl.

  • @persephonepomegranate9652
    @persephonepomegranate9652 4 роки тому +1

    Greatest way to die is too see someone flip you off and punch you afterwards

  • @Miooooou
    @Miooooou 4 роки тому +3

    UWAAA-- Male v-tuber exist!? I'm so happy. I wish we get different types of personality!

  • @LucasRazorBlade
    @LucasRazorBlade 4 роки тому +16

    Donated 49,999 yen instead. xD

  • @alyssamariexv
    @alyssamariexv 3 роки тому +3

    This was chaotic from start to finish dear jeezus hahahahahah

  • @lemonboy7250
    @lemonboy7250 4 роки тому +9

    i choked on thar long thing awkardly placed on his crotch when he made the bend 😆 bruh

    • @diavolo2664
      @diavolo2664 4 роки тому +3

      That's a case to store wooden practice sword for kendo club.

  • @LunarEdge7
    @LunarEdge7 4 роки тому +10

    3:58 This just makes me wonder what are all the fighting move finishers they could make these 3D models do.. (btw this almost looks like Miguel Rage Art LOL)
    I really want to get Shoryuken'd while seeing them spin uppercut.

  • @assaulthetz380
    @assaulthetz380 4 роки тому +6

    I might get a heart attack if they actually made a 3d female version of Kenmochi... that counter part of him is so popular.

  • @LeaksHater
    @LeaksHater 4 роки тому +11

    1:31 Shoutout to the guy who donated 49 999yen

  • @emiko3132
    @emiko3132 4 роки тому +4

    16 what- no wonder his attitude is so cute

  • @TheKidNobodyNotices
    @TheKidNobodyNotices 4 роки тому +6

    damn he can do a bridge, he's pretty flexible

  • @pite9
    @pite9 4 роки тому +7

    Touya is best waifu!

  • @mbaharip_3215
    @mbaharip_3215 4 роки тому +24

    2:07 wtf lmao

    • @gizyjab1997
      @gizyjab1997 4 роки тому +2

      mbahArip_ i know right 🤣🤣

  • @fayelottie
    @fayelottie 3 роки тому +3

    Ahh yes.. here we see a wild kenmochi in it’s mating call😩👰‍♂️🥵🤰🤰🤰

  • @z1d7-d9d
    @z1d7-d9d 3 роки тому +1

    LMAOO I'm dying *wheeze* he sounded so happy when he could raise his middle finger ahahahahahaAHhhahhHHAHHHAHA

  • @skeirz
    @skeirz 4 роки тому +11

    Heart eyes. . .
    Nice 😏

  • @NTRK97
    @NTRK97 4 роки тому +1

    First Nijisanji who can give you a middle finger (Fuck you) then does a sucker punch that gets you killed.

  • @chitandaeru7239
    @chitandaeru7239 4 роки тому +1

    They literally threw 30% of that 50k yen to youtube just to fuck with him holy shit

  • @WhisperingAila
    @WhisperingAila 4 роки тому +10

    He’s cute

  • @Kim-fi5nf
    @Kim-fi5nf 4 роки тому +3

    The tech staff is setting their dominance haha

  • @jabberSERKER
    @jabberSERKER 4 роки тому +3

    2:00
    And now please stand for the Flag raising Ceremony...

  • @Pichu1232
    @Pichu1232 4 роки тому +4

    jesus christ, I love him

  • @derumachikku
    @derumachikku 4 роки тому +2

    this video made me discover cute side of kenmochi so I just wanna say thanks (subscribe to him with all my accounts)

  • @もも-j1x6o
    @もも-j1x6o 3 роки тому +3

    THAT ENDING

  • @diavolo2664
    @diavolo2664 4 роки тому +14

    Cute

  • @Tremulousnut
    @Tremulousnut 4 роки тому +2

    That one guy who sent ¥49,999 lol

  • @raen_01
    @raen_01 3 роки тому +1

    The tension is so high lol

  • @mangoclown6226
    @mangoclown6226 4 роки тому +2

    Usually there is a lag between the actual chat and the chat that are shown on the screen. I'm curious if the sexy bgm actually for the 49,999 yen madlad or the 50,000 yen superchat that come soon after.

  • @kayeyeo9656
    @kayeyeo9656 4 роки тому +58

    This is why Touya is the bottom in gktu.

    • @becausereason6575
      @becausereason6575 4 роки тому +6

      agree

    • @sweetraisin9592
      @sweetraisin9592 4 роки тому +1

      What is gktu?

    • @kayeyeo9656
      @kayeyeo9656 4 роки тому +9

      @@sweetraisin9592 gaku x touya, and touya is always the bottom because he's always such a tsundere

    • @diavolo2664
      @diavolo2664 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, tukz is the only way he ever have a chance of being seme

    • @ゆりからむ
      @ゆりからむ 4 роки тому +4

      @@diavolo2664 actually kzty is more commonly known than tukz, there are many kzty fanfics (in japanese) on twitter

  • @hamper6511
    @hamper6511 4 роки тому +2

    It would fit
    Childhood friend High school Shy but supportive girl Touka or if youre feeling adventurous and want to make a jailbreak speedrun IRL, the Loli touya

  • @truckkun2550
    @truckkun2550 4 роки тому +2

    THE SEXY BGM IS MAKING ME LOSE MY SHIT JEJEJS

  • @bryantrandolph4693
    @bryantrandolph4693 3 роки тому +5

    2:08 I'm sorry

  • @jetdelossantos2595
    @jetdelossantos2595 4 роки тому +4

    being a gay guy at 2020 has its perks

  • @chavita8009
    @chavita8009 3 роки тому +3

    I want a shorter clip with that ending

  • @nan0bitz165
    @nan0bitz165 4 роки тому +2

    He's 16?
    He is now my son.
    I am a proud mama.

  • @chavita8009
    @chavita8009 3 роки тому +1

    The ending is the best

  • @altus3278
    @altus3278 4 роки тому +1

    If the pupils turn heart shaped there is consent, ask any lawyer

  • @JRZTT
    @JRZTT Рік тому +1

    this is why I like Niji staff > holo, they are as crazy as their vtuber.

  • @morganvoldemort675
    @morganvoldemort675 4 роки тому +2

    I can’t unsee this. Pause at 2:08

  • @wedgrit
    @wedgrit 4 роки тому +1

    Oh god that tilted head is killing me

  • @memegumin
    @memegumin 3 роки тому +4

    2:08 now THAT is a sexy pose

  • @ryoujika
    @ryoujika 4 роки тому +1

    Tfw the sexy BGM music is Belmond's default music lmao

  • @fio6459
    @fio6459 4 роки тому +1

    The staff has an interesting taste

  • @rman5610
    @rman5610 3 роки тому +5

    1:32 49,999 yen lol

  • @darkangel9551
    @darkangel9551 4 роки тому +1

    Lol damm that's like £360 !! That's someone's rent right there !!

  • @novikovPrinciple
    @novikovPrinciple 4 роки тому +2

    Nijisanji staff will eventually reach *"Duck Amuck"* levels of Looney.

    • @MansMan42069
      @MansMan42069 4 роки тому +3

      "A close up, you jerk! A CLOSE UP!"

    • @novikovPrinciple
      @novikovPrinciple 4 роки тому +2

      @@MansMan42069 "Could we get some *scenery* in here?!"

  • @thenameisgsarci
    @thenameisgsarci 4 роки тому +8

    Shoutout to the one madlad who donated 49,999 yen. XD

    • @BoopSnoot
      @BoopSnoot 4 роки тому +3

      What is the male version of SIMP?