Bedtime Battles - Parody of "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore

"Can't Hold Us" - A Parody About Putting Kids to Bed (original song by Macklemore)
This song is dedicated to the tired moms and dads who have nightly battles that begin with the word "bedtime." We feel you. We're actually currently trying to get our kids to bed as this video loads.
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Can't Hold Us - Parody
lyrics by - Alisha Merrick
performed by - Alisha found Eden
Return of the night, get em
One more kiss
One more hug
Bedtime is
But it isn't
Looking for a better way to get 'em all to bed
See I've been reading on the internet cause I'm so sick and tired, fed up
Good night, better start walking
Little too much grumbling, little too much talking
Somewhere between like angel and minion
It's not a game nope nope my opinion
Yup, it's bad, sleepwalking
This here is our problem
More drama than on Broadway
Has to be a better way
Lullabies
I sing a song and then we pray you can read a story just stay in your room
Go back to bed
I'll get the night light just go and lie back down
You don't need no more water and no it's not time to eat
Honey, stay in your room just lie down and close your eyes
I'm about to blow a gasket please go and lay yourself down
Trust me, my dear I N D E P E N D E N T li'l toddler
I've been chasing you since 8 o'clock
And I'm trying not to... lose it here
Halfway cross the house with your backpack
With the cat, running like you can't hear
Someone, please tell me something
Just wanna see my husband
Have some quiet time
I can still hear you!
Please tell me something
I'm sleep deprived here people
Just want them to go to bed
Here we go again, can't flee the moment
Each night is a fight, when will it be over
Too big for the crib, like this bed's gonna hold us
Like this bed's gonna hold us
Here we go again, can't flee the moment
Each night is a fight, when will it be over
Too big for the crib, like this bed's gonna hold us
Like this bed's gonna hold us
Now, time for night, night, thank you
Yeah I'd be so grateful
Listen up, it's not time to jump
But I guess that's what I get cause night-owls raised you
Please don't fight me
It's already 10 o'clock at night kids, you gotta go to sleep
And you don't need another drink or you'll pee all in your sheets and 1am's no time for laundry
Achh, Time for bed, I'm done
Darling goodnight, Time for Duck Dynasty, so go on get back in your room
I promise you don't have a fever
Nah, you never ever gonna get my phone
That privilege only comes from going to bed when you're s'posed to
Not another song just goodnight
Where's your pants, did you go potty?
You snuck out of your room, thought nobody was watching
I got your daddy right behind me, what I miss, he'll see
I hope you remember all this someday when you're grown and have kids for yourself
Here we go again, can't flee the moment
Each night is a fight, when will it be over
Too big for the crib, like this bed's gonna hold us
Like this bed's gonna hold us
Here we go again, can't flee the moment
Each night is a fight, when will it be over
Too big for the crib, like this bed's gonna hold us
Like this bed's gonna hold us
Na na na na na na na na
And all the kiddies say
x4
Won't you please just go to bed?
Here we go again, can't flee the moment
Each night is a fight, when will it be over
Too big for the crib, like this bed's gonna hold us
Like this bed's gonna hold us
Here we go again, can't flee the moment
Each night is a fight, when will it be over
Too big for the crib, like this bed's gonna hold us
Like this bed's gonna hold us