AquaFPS is a Tarkov Menace...

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  • @royalscythe6422
    @royalscythe6422 2 дні тому +106

    9:28 “lets leave we have lost control of the situation” - Aqua knowing full well that there is an enemy nearby that also knows they are there, before deciding to stand still and loot

    • @matth9w
      @matth9w 2 дні тому +14

      Bro had me slapping my forehead

    • @DeckerDown
      @DeckerDown 2 дні тому +6

      That one hurt real bad.

    • @Syphaxis
      @Syphaxis 2 дні тому +17

      I'm honestly surprised standing on top of a rock, looking into the sky, and spinning around moments earlier didn't do it.

    • @jaker259
      @jaker259 2 дні тому +2

      Absolutely remarkable move for real

    • @laivasimo8427
      @laivasimo8427 2 дні тому +2

      Yeah that was kind of obvious. I already looked in horror at the other camp clearly visible to the crate.

  • @MaxVolumeHD
    @MaxVolumeHD 2 дні тому +84

    The way aqua's brain just shuts off when people are talking to him sometimes

    • @JoshQuake
      @JoshQuake 2 дні тому

      His brain is never on

    • @Redeyez2424
      @Redeyez2424 День тому +1

      Welyn is a very nice man because it drives me nuts when aqua just doesnt hear him at all when its a literal matter of life and death. Welyn has to wait to get shot at to find out if its not aqua lol. Still love aqua though

    • @RW8T_
      @RW8T_ 14 годин тому

      @@Redeyez2424 "literal matter of life and death"

  • @ReversalToad
    @ReversalToad 2 дні тому +66

    Aqua: shoots
    Welyn: is that you shooting?
    Aqua:
    AlsoAqua: I am at the shack

    • @nonono5351
      @nonono5351 2 дні тому +1

      Clueless

    • @beansofproduction
      @beansofproduction 2 дні тому +4

      We don't watch him because he's good, we watch because he's funny.

    • @ReversalToad
      @ReversalToad 15 годин тому

      @@beansofproduction that’s exactly right. The situation had me busting up.

  • @FoxtrotAlphaGolf
    @FoxtrotAlphaGolf 2 дні тому +130

    the absolute worst comms imaginable starting at 13:50

    • @luckycatGK
      @luckycatGK 2 дні тому +32

      He really is back

    • @tatro222
      @tatro222 2 дні тому +44

      welyn is so patient holy fuck

    • @nononame2033
      @nononame2033 2 дні тому +16

      Also the absolute worst positioning and decisions possible. Two heavy bleeds and a fracture, stands open to the guy that shot him and turns his back to him and doesn't even pop a painkiller of which he has FIFTEEN

    • @dev1360
      @dev1360 2 дні тому

      ​@@nononame2033also didn't reload, also didn't even fix the bleeds even though he had all damn day to do it. AFTER repeeking and never even tried to rotate back.

    • @Seigerootz
      @Seigerootz 2 дні тому

      You mean the most Aqua coms of all time

  • @MrsThePointALot
    @MrsThePointALot 2 дні тому +17

    Perfect description of panic in action:
    "Aqua, are you shooting right now?"
    "erh.. I don't know! I don't know!..."

  • @sirmeowsmucho3674
    @sirmeowsmucho3674 2 дні тому +25

    Aqua: Hears man down the hill on his right
    Aqua: Knows Welyn is still behind him
    AlsoAqua: Doesnt com about the 2nd man down the hill and gets Welyn killed (Dies shortly after to guy he knew existed 20 seconds prior)
    Welyn: Deals with it

    • @nonono5351
      @nonono5351 2 дні тому +1

      I’d go crazy playing with this potato 🥔

    • @rmadzharov
      @rmadzharov День тому

      ​@@nonono5351I can't watch the whole thing even!

  • @tig3r_lily
    @tig3r_lily 2 дні тому +18

    WHOEVER EDITS THESE VIDEOS YOU ROCK HAPPY NEW YEAR

    • @AlsoAqua
      @AlsoAqua  2 дні тому +7

      We have a few editors and always make sure to list them in the description of each video so people know who to thank. Happy New Year to you and we hope we can continue to bring entertaining videos throughout 2025. Thanks for watching. - The Editing Team

  • @PrizzleDizzle
    @PrizzleDizzle 2 дні тому +7

    Welyn: where are you Aqua
    Aqua: Silence

  • @lamofify
    @lamofify 2 дні тому +53

    Salad is expensive because its extremely hard to get veggies in a war zone

    • @QuiteComedic
      @QuiteComedic 2 дні тому +1

      Interesting

    • @samuraiskill7062
      @samuraiskill7062 2 дні тому +4

      Just eat grass that flies up from the mortars/drone explosions

    • @irmg5
      @irmg5 2 дні тому

      I thought it was to good to be true so i insta sell mine scared they will bring price to 9k or 30k

    • @r.o.4357
      @r.o.4357 2 дні тому

      U can build a garden in your hideout takes alot off supplies and it takes a while but you can charge what u want in the flea market, very lucrative

    • @fundailyheehee
      @fundailyheehee 2 дні тому

      That salad is a new years delicacy that Russian and some Europeans eat

  • @garathunnuvahkin7819
    @garathunnuvahkin7819 2 дні тому +4

    34:39 You know you've been watching too much Aqua when you say "desk pop" out loud before he does

  • @MilkTestingMan
    @MilkTestingMan 2 дні тому +13

    The fact that aqua has played for this long, and still doesn’t just set a discard bind is infuriating

    • @kevingilley1103
      @kevingilley1103 2 дні тому

      he has one he just doesnt use it like control clicking versus manually moving loot. He can do it but his brain wont let him

  • @Roguish_Ryn
    @Roguish_Ryn 2 дні тому +4

    My son wanted to know why he didn't get any Christmas presents. I told him to ask Aqua.

  • @teomaster32
    @teomaster32 2 дні тому +19

    aqua didnt post since last year , i was a little worried

    • @BloodmoonPyke
      @BloodmoonPyke 2 дні тому +1

      I didnt shower since last year, just imagine the stink

  • @OzymandiasJ
    @OzymandiasJ День тому +1

    12:04 Oh no that's me, I recognized my own body and saw my dogtag... Oof. Well at least I was your final stirrup kill

  • @elevenade
    @elevenade 2 дні тому +1

    Thanks for editing in the last present‘s contents. We can all rest easy now knowing there was utter garbage inside. Happy new years!

  • @alymac163
    @alymac163 2 дні тому +4

    23:46 This is how to be the most frustrating annoying duo partner. Takes 10 seconds to declare contact, says he is "forward" which is the wrong word for "ahead", uses the most ambiguous description and then offers his own personal perspective as a reference. Gets it right on second try though. gj Aqua u learning. Welyn comes up with a great tactical plan to save the day. nice nice nice - pay attention audience, this is how you play Tarkov as a duo. But ffs please learn absolute callouts rather than relative callouts.
    Also Welyn "we are right by the task, shall we go do it?" xD

    • @yurilopes420
      @yurilopes420 2 дні тому

      that was quite literally word for word what i was thinking.
      i never say "left to right" or that stuff unless i know we're legit side to side. other than that "dude in the left of the field running towards crackhouse" is so clear and descriptive

    • @ThermsFriend
      @ThermsFriend День тому

      Or by taking a video game so serious you become the annoying partner. Especially when it gets wiped frequently

  • @AnEnemyAnemone1
    @AnEnemyAnemone1 2 дні тому +4

    28:54 the funniest part of this exchange to me is that Welyn somehow thinks skinwalker could be taken as an offensive term

  • @xxfam0441
    @xxfam0441 2 дні тому +1

    aqua plus welyn equals greatness love you guys happy new year

  • @supercommieguru
    @supercommieguru День тому

    Aqua, standing in between two little shacks: "The enemy is at the little shacks"

  • @geebdohboy5251
    @geebdohboy5251 2 дні тому +4

    14:20 aqua what r u doing

  • @ChaseAndersob
    @ChaseAndersob 2 дні тому +1

    Genius timing aqua, when I finish this video it will be time for New Years

  • @DukesUp1
    @DukesUp1 2 дні тому +5

    30-06 is the coolest ammo to say.

  • @mocaman99
    @mocaman99 2 дні тому +1

    What a great title and thumbnail! Cheers for the vid Aqua and team :)

  • @bierrollerful
    @bierrollerful 19 годин тому

    2:40 I imagine this is what Agent Smith felt like when he was shooting Neo

  • @boolsdip
    @boolsdip 2 дні тому +4

    you tryna tell welyn where you and the enemy are with callouts sounds as useful as speaking chinese to him hahaha

  • @intraelement2633
    @intraelement2633 2 дні тому

    you guys might not be the best duo but you have hilarious chemistry 🤣 i should have started watching your content ages ago damn lmao

  • @ToxicMutantz
    @ToxicMutantz День тому

    Aqua just now learning about power on customs after 5 years is all you need to know about his smarts

  • @sanjayr
    @sanjayr 2 дні тому +11

    Aqua brother, i know it's just content to you cause at this point, it's just more money in the bank if it brings eyes to your stream to watch you die, BUT: Doesn't it pain you to have sunk thousands of hours into this game and still get really simple fundamentals wrong? I know this game is tense and can make you lose track of your surroundings or get panicked, but god DAMN that was a pathetic sequence at 13:50 for someone who's played as much as you have.

    • @exposedchaff2867
      @exposedchaff2867 2 дні тому +3

      I can hardly watch him fight cause I wanna shout at the screen, he called himself METICULOUS

    • @tobiasmadsen5134
      @tobiasmadsen5134 2 дні тому +3

      How do you get so emotional to someone else’s gameplay?? 😂 bro is just having fun

    • @yurilopes420
      @yurilopes420 2 дні тому +1

      @@tobiasmadsen5134 how do you get so emotional over a random youtube comment
      he's just stating how unnaceptable aqua's lack of skill is sometimes. dude got kappa like 3 times and still goes silent mid fight like it's his first time seeing a pmc in tarkov 🤣🤣

    • @tobiasmadsen5134
      @tobiasmadsen5134 2 дні тому

      @@yurilopes420 this guy legit wrote a whole novel bashing someone for having fun and not sweating his balls off
      Like bro if you feel this way just look the other way and go watch a pro or something, not go into his comments and start insulting some random guy, but that’s just my opinion I guess 😅

  • @robertozee5024
    @robertozee5024 2 дні тому

    I got a loading circle right as Welyn said "it's an armor my brother" and the camera zoomed in on Aqua's face. Hilarious.

  • @artzod
    @artzod 2 дні тому +1

    sad to see all the aqua hate here, but you gotta remember he isn't trying to be an elite prime gamer, he's just having fun with Welyn while playing a game he enjoys

  • @Freifur
    @Freifur 2 дні тому

    the algo has not shown me any aqua for 6 months odd. but today i have been shown 2 of his vids, a gift from the algo to be sure. lets hope aqua stays in its good graces

  • @KozakGFX
    @KozakGFX 2 дні тому +2

    .45 is Gods caliber calling, and .357 is for when they miss the call

    • @FluffyHarmlessKitten
      @FluffyHarmlessKitten 2 дні тому

      that's Alucard's caliber of choice, might not be god's caliber...

    • @GarlicSoda
      @GarlicSoda 2 дні тому

      And 50 BMG Is 8 missed calls from mom

  • @nickparsons5315
    @nickparsons5315 День тому

    Seeing Aqua play tactically is weird and I like it 😂

  • @jacobcampbell7880
    @jacobcampbell7880 День тому

    "Notice me"
    *completely ignores him*
    Lmao

  • @originalthundercat4295
    @originalthundercat4295 2 дні тому +8

    last time i was this early my neighbor was pregnant

  • @rickbevington7030
    @rickbevington7030 2 дні тому +1

    I haven't watched Aqua play Tarkov since last year dam

  • @bangkokstallion
    @bangkokstallion 2 дні тому +2

    It was just another day in tarkov. Is what Welyn probably said. Alot

  • @soccerboss7924
    @soccerboss7924 2 дні тому

    Love the welyn duo!

  • @boolikethebear
    @boolikethebear 2 дні тому

    aqua you are a beautiful person (on the inside (i joke i joke)) who brings endless smiles to trillions of faces a day. thank you for supplying me with hourless of free content. i wish you much, as you deserve that that i wish. happy new year, ya freak

  • @damonsmallwood365
    @damonsmallwood365 2 дні тому

    You guys had a Lord of the rings joke in there then later your talking about moving through customs and I thought "the closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm, it's the last thing he'll expect."

  • @averageloner9657
    @averageloner9657 2 дні тому

    That double-back for a vpo w/sight was cherished indeed

  • @Rookiie
    @Rookiie 2 дні тому +1

    I knew the title was a lie but I still clicked club

  • @ryanrandolph6193
    @ryanrandolph6193 2 дні тому

    the yippee bug when he grabs the iskra caught me off guard while eating cereal lol

  • @Com1xguy
    @Com1xguy 2 дні тому

    I am living my Tarkov dream vicariously through Aqua rn.

  • @RGBeanie
    @RGBeanie 2 дні тому

    "we came in really SAUSAGE" 😂

  • @thegrayjedi5202
    @thegrayjedi5202 День тому

    13:13 as someone who has that optic IRL, yea the circle with dot is too bright and takes up too much space on the aperture. Definitely prefer the single red dot.

  • @TrickZ666
    @TrickZ666 2 дні тому

    "All you need in life is love and a .45"

  • @shaolinalan4292
    @shaolinalan4292 2 дні тому

    Aqua seems to make me talk aloud watching his videos. Why this why that. Not in a backseat gaming way but more like I want more from him. It’s like watching your football team lose 😂

  • @RGBeanie
    @RGBeanie 2 дні тому

    This wipe has been so shocking already, I already emptied my stash and threw the money in Ground Zero and dipped. See you next wipe, hopefully a good one finally

  • @sixgunsaint
    @sixgunsaint 2 дні тому

    Quite soapy indeed, washing off Santa's blood

  • @EnderGraff1
    @EnderGraff1 День тому

    9:25 of like minds indeed, Aqua died right next to the first guy lol

  • @nonono5351
    @nonono5351 2 дні тому +3

    14:25 aqua get it together bud, they walked in they didn’t just spawn on you. Y’all were fucking off at the treee for like 5 or more minutes

  • @mackieincsouthsea
    @mackieincsouthsea 2 дні тому

    Welyns Tarkoving was devastating 😅

  • @S3Cxy
    @S3Cxy День тому

    Killing Santa should spawn Tagilla and Killa immediately imo

  • @AverySadBear
    @AverySadBear День тому

    Its not about what was in the present. It was about tying up the storyline.

  • @farside1819
    @farside1819 2 дні тому +1

    how did you get that gift???

  • @jaker259
    @jaker259 2 дні тому

    13:07 it’s because the reticle is super dim and is why Aqua didn’t hit a single shot that raid lmao

  • @Six7hTTV
    @Six7hTTV 2 дні тому +1

    Aquas comms lag harder than dial up

  • @BirbarianHomeGuard
    @BirbarianHomeGuard 2 дні тому +1

    Do you know the Milford man?

    • @BirbarianHomeGuard
      @BirbarianHomeGuard 2 дні тому

      Welyn’s panic voice. It’s like a draftee in the jungles of nam. Music to my ears.

  • @kylejoseph7788
    @kylejoseph7788 2 дні тому

    Please play with Welyn more!!

  • @kevingilley1103
    @kevingilley1103 2 дні тому

    the yipeeeee edit sent me.

  • @VargIsDeath
    @VargIsDeath 2 дні тому +1

    9.34 ......for my lord knoweth there are terrors afoot yet he still must findeth thy loot, what a jest you are my liege

  • @chrisjhanley
    @chrisjhanley 2 дні тому

    I hope you and your channel are doing well @AlsoAqua, the worst part about giving up on Tarkov was leaving all of the content creators behind. Miss you guys.

    • @colby8104
      @colby8104 2 дні тому

      That's my favorite part

    • @chrisjhanley
      @chrisjhanley 2 дні тому

      @@colby8104 not having to put 30% of my being into a video game is nice tho

  • @toothpick8858
    @toothpick8858 2 дні тому

    i`m a firm beliver in. if i dont know what im doing then there is no way the enemy will know what im doing

  • @nozymydude1855
    @nozymydude1855 2 дні тому

    best two man combo

  • @SenatorBanana
    @SenatorBanana 2 дні тому +1

    0:30
    sanctions XD

  • @toomuchtug8345
    @toomuchtug8345 2 дні тому

    you can always tell a Milford man

  • @jocal9125
    @jocal9125 День тому

    If you kill you become Zanta anti santa. He steals all the loot

  • @DariusDee
    @DariusDee День тому

    Did they fixed the Compass ? See you have one equipped.

  • @Ragsta
    @Ragsta 2 дні тому

    Best intro ever

  • @TheGleasonMan87
    @TheGleasonMan87 2 дні тому

    Can confirm from a fellow toe-walker

  • @stevensheets7217
    @stevensheets7217 2 дні тому +1

    Oh wow baby very cool

  • @benji6651
    @benji6651 2 дні тому

    No more Santa penalty on scav karma !!!

  • @MasterMatter
    @MasterMatter 2 дні тому

    Ahhhh....Tarkov is back.

  • @FPGcollectibles
    @FPGcollectibles 2 дні тому

    truly a horrible optic indeed 13:05

  • @kylehirschfield3432
    @kylehirschfield3432 2 дні тому

    4:06 the coolest gun number is the .30-06... what the fuck is an "oht"

  • @SNUSNU4U
    @SNUSNU4U 2 дні тому +1

    TREMENDOUSTREMENDOUSTREMENDOUSTREMENDOUSTREMENDOUSTREMENDOUSTREMENDOUSTREMENDOUS

  • @koleherrick
    @koleherrick 2 дні тому +1

    I usually never come this early. I swear

  • @DigitalDeinosuchus
    @DigitalDeinosuchus 2 дні тому

    Hello new Aqua video

  • @shhlie
    @shhlie 2 дні тому +1

    Beast ❤

  • @boomcat1337
    @boomcat1337 2 дні тому

    who is Aqua playing with ? i like him he is fun :D

    • @Sievesky
      @Sievesky 2 дні тому

      Welyn, he also has a youtube

  • @SquandaleRandale
    @SquandaleRandale 2 дні тому

    Thanks

  • @cleetus405
    @cleetus405 2 дні тому +1

    Milk

  • @miketereso64
    @miketereso64 2 дні тому

    You do not lose any karma or scav rep from killing Santa as your pmc or as your scav rite now 😂 and NO that's not a troll lol

  • @jamesn5549
    @jamesn5549 2 дні тому +1

    Hi Papa Cringe!

  • @iciuirisieid
    @iciuirisieid 2 дні тому

    12:20 If that is how you extract I am way better than I thought

  • @Brentatious
    @Brentatious 2 дні тому +1

    Dev sniped!

  • @kmoonPVP
    @kmoonPVP 2 дні тому

    Aqua is one of my favorite UA-camrs… but man him and tarkov do not mix well 💀

  • @awshitcuz7064
    @awshitcuz7064 2 дні тому

    Aqua has some of the worst comms i've ever seen, absolutely enthralled by the dialogue from this creature!

  • @Blaze_XIII
    @Blaze_XIII 2 дні тому

    Toewalkers unite!

  • @spotimpact.
    @spotimpact. 2 дні тому

    That welyn clip was definitely a cheater with some sort of anti aim

  • @koopakinkreet
    @koopakinkreet 2 дні тому

    Oh a new vid from the stinky man

  • @kyletheune6280
    @kyletheune6280 День тому

    In my group he would be dead so many times for not responding to location callouts 😂

  • @talonclark1236
    @talonclark1236 2 дні тому +8

    Why do I watch him play when he just pisses me off so much with how bad he is at this game..

  • @xskyex5320
    @xskyex5320 2 дні тому

    fml i knew that was wylen

  • @VargIsDeath
    @VargIsDeath 2 дні тому

    14.14 for my lord have tested himself upon these lands for 5 long years yet he still not knoweth thy call signs . what a jest you are my liege

  • @daltonsnow5855
    @daltonsnow5855 2 дні тому

    Why is homie tweaking over an ishkra lmao

  • @wipitbadger7584
    @wipitbadger7584 2 дні тому +1

    lol fam

  • @nicbaum6856
    @nicbaum6856 2 дні тому +1

    Hehe lol

  • @madman9664
    @madman9664 2 дні тому +1

    .