You are NOT the alpha sigma!. I AM because i know what the dog doing ,and i can see Ice spice's level 10 gyat and can rizz up baby gronk while fighting fanum tax. I also can 1 2 buckle my shoe skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay. I even have the Andrew Tate mindset , EVEN the sussy among us imposters don't even know that im ambatukaming while doing jim zyzz creatine on the gym . And i know how to do the griddy the ocky way with kai cenat while playing Garten of BanBan chapter 4 . I have set the rule to no edging in class untill freddy fazbear hur hur hur hur forces Collen Ballinger to choose Smurf cat vs Strawberry elephant who will win in a UWU battle. Blud you're not him , bro really think he slick with it dawg metal pipe falling. Whopper whopper whopper goofy ahh Aiden Ross in the sin city with Monday left me broken cat and Duke dennis. Not even John pork drinking grimace shake will help you. Huggy wuggy and Mommy long leg screaming poggers in the zestiest way, Kumalala kumlalala savesta and quandale dingle doing the thug shake with their glizzys goofy ahh .Ishowspeed gets jumpscared by Chica .When you said its Morbin' time i really felt cringe with my friends big chungus and DJ Khaled saying life is roblox .Pibby scary glitch in real life PLUH nickeh30 ratio, cg5 mewing streaks fortnight battlepass with all my fellas in the backrooms. Wojak and gigachad based no nut november no no slickback, GTA 6 and F in the chat looksmaxing ambatunut , social credits bing chilling xbox live mrbease and mrleast with the kid named finger better call me Saul. I am a surgon one in a krillion hit or miss.I like ya cut g Josh Hutcherson , dead coffin of andy and leyley *Remeber that before thinking you are a sigma again....*
Fanum tax really fell off after that stupid "sticking off your gyatt for the rizzler" song lost popularity tbh, I don't see anyone saying fanum tax anymore
@@Pumpkinbarz its an old trend no one really uses it anymore after the trend died, if Mcdonalds does a comeback with the grimace shake people might use it again
Erm, what the sigma. Boomer, you're not rizzing or mewing, I'm moving to Ohio. Seriously, gramps get fanum taxed, on Skibidi toiet start lookmaxxing or I'm mogging you.
@@valgal5299once upon a time a streamer stole food from whoever they were on a stream with. This streamer went by the mystical name of Fanum. The fanum tax is what you pay to have him on your stream (the food he eats)
Bro I was so addicted to saying these things for a month, it wore off on everyone I hung out with, and my friends got so fed up that they would take my hand sanitizer (I am also addicted to that, so it was motivating to stop saying brainrot so I could have it back) and I would have to pay bail for it. I’m finally off of brainrot (mostly) and I am much happier.
Kai Cenat has GYAT to be rizzing up Baby Gronk while Looksmaxxing in Ohio while listening to skibidi toilet on replay edging to Livvy Dunne because hes such a sigma
I was giggling when he did the cut with that Skibidi Toilet. Because I was in arts and drama class and the teacher told us to make certain words dramatic, and she told us to make, "Skibidi Toilet" and, "What the sigma" And I just screamed it out like, "RAHHHH, SKBIDII TOILETTT!!!" and everyone was wheezing😭
Michael please rizz me up with your looksmaxxing Ohio skibidy toilet sigma male GYATT. You’re the next Kai Cenat rizzler and will forever be my goated fanum taxer. (I suffer from severe brainrot syndrome)
stop edging or i will fanum tax ur grimace shake because i am the skibidi sigma alpha rizzler of ohio, thats always edging and never breaks their mewing streak (cancer)
Clean shaven Micheal can’t hurt you
Clean shaven Micheal:💀💀
He hurt us all
He looks like he's gonna be in jail for touching kids in a few years
He’s hurting me alright I got blue balls. Edging rn
What an original comment, get a life
It's not hurting, it's killing
My teachers banned the word skibidi...
damn
bro me too
good
Lucky
kids will still say it,or just use other brain rot words
He was so humble that he didnt even include himself this time
how original
@@Epicleo2000squid eater
@@bobek735 dog eater
But he said gyatt
BITCH BE HUMBLE
For everyone saying gooning, gooning is literally just edging rebranded.
they have marginally different meanings but yeah they are rather similar
Nah bro gooning is when the edging goes wrong
I thought gooning was getting high
I love balls
Gooning is when you edge for so long you enter a kind of euphoric state
LET HIM COOK🗣️🔥
Mike is the official chef of UA-cam.
Let him edge. 🗿😞
You are NOT the alpha sigma!. I AM because i know what the dog doing ,and i can see Ice spice's level 10 gyat and can rizz up baby gronk while fighting fanum tax. I also can 1 2 buckle my shoe skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay. I even have the Andrew Tate mindset , EVEN the sussy among us imposters don't even know that im ambatukaming while doing jim zyzz creatine on the gym . And i know how to do the griddy the ocky way with kai cenat while playing Garten of BanBan chapter 4 . I have set the rule to no edging in class untill freddy fazbear hur hur hur hur forces Collen Ballinger to choose Smurf cat vs Strawberry elephant who will win in a UWU battle. Blud you're not him , bro really think he slick with it dawg metal pipe falling. Whopper whopper whopper goofy ahh Aiden Ross in the sin city with Monday left me broken cat and Duke dennis. Not even John pork drinking grimace shake will help you. Huggy wuggy and Mommy long leg screaming poggers in the zestiest way, Kumalala kumlalala savesta and quandale dingle doing the thug shake with their glizzys goofy ahh .Ishowspeed gets jumpscared by Chica .When you said its Morbin' time i really felt cringe with my friends big chungus and DJ Khaled saying life is roblox .Pibby scary glitch in real life PLUH nickeh30 ratio, cg5 mewing streaks fortnight battlepass with all my fellas in the backrooms. Wojak and gigachad based no nut november no no slickback, GTA 6 and F in the chat looksmaxing ambatunut , social credits bing chilling xbox live mrbease and mrleast with the kid named finger better call me Saul. I am a surgon one in a krillion hit or miss.I like ya cut g Josh Hutcherson , dead coffin of andy and leyley
*Remeber that before thinking you are a sigma again....*
@@Mingkobikten I ain't reading all of the gyatdam essay for no reason at all 🤫🧏🗿
@@user-fm1pq9cw2iyou ain't alpha wolf sigma if you dont read it🤪
Bro forgot Quandall N Dingle, the man who started it all
that Turkish belly dancer kickstarted it 2, don’t forget abt him
I wanna take a pic with Cardi B inside my cardigan
@tasmanius69 the original skibidi
(Why did I comment this😩)
@@marckristiangeorgeculaste553 ur so skibiti
Tqd???
Not having fanum tax is crazy
Fanum tax really fell off after that stupid "sticking off your gyatt for the rizzler" song lost popularity tbh, I don't see anyone saying fanum tax anymore
Where’s grimace shake too-
@@Pumpkinbarz its an old trend no one really uses it anymore after the trend died, if Mcdonalds does a comeback with the grimace shake people might use it again
@@batato2850 nah i steal crap from my friends and go "fanum tax"
@@Pumpkinbarz and where tf is blue tie kid (the tiktok rizz party one I didn't know what the hell that was either)
My whole body is rotting at this point
Y DID U SHAVE IT😭😭😭
that's what she said
@@ayatthefish_ that doesn't even make sense though
@@littlemilk973 yes it does. one word: bawls
@@gabrielarruda4083hell nah 💀
@@thanhdo3036Wdym hell nah its natural if you’re over 12 or more
I can feel my brain rotting away in my skull with maggots just by looking at this list.
seeing michael without a beard scares me
Glow down
I was wondering why he looked so different, thought he just got a haircut or something
This comment works the same for Vsauce lol
-1000 aura points
Bro forgot fantom tax💀
its fanum tax....
You've heard of phantom pain get ready for phantom tax
He fanum taxed his beard
@@giby8866metal gear sigma: the fanum pain
Phantom tax
WE BE GETTING OUR BRAINS ROTTED WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯
shut up dude this is the worst fuckinf comment i’ve seen all day
Npc ass comment
Michael is the edge master💀
Millennials: um what?
Gen alpha: erm that’s not rizz
hah
Erm, what the sigma. Boomer, you're not rizzing or mewing, I'm moving to Ohio. Seriously, gramps get fanum taxed, on Skibidi toiet start lookmaxxing or I'm mogging you.
@@bubble-wu6fi i lost one braincell
@@anindayugendhisnareswari7761 as you should
@@anindayugendhisnareswari7761 facts
grimace shaking in his grave rn 😔
We will have flying cars by 2024:
2024: Rating brainrot quotes
its even better than flying cars
We do have flying cars
Bro nearly mentioned all of them in that last sentence 💀
Skibidi toilet was the big bang of the brainrot
What about the new episodes
@@ayushdutta7797meh
Erm what the Sigma🤓🤓🔥🔥
Erm what the Sigma 🤓🤓🔥🔥 (chain?)
No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“it means the bunda” 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯
Why was bro cooking🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jeremy Fragrance is the biggest brain rot lore
Do "who u sleep with based on ur birth month"
Litterally the brain rot is the new language now 💀
Bro what if baxk in the day they had brain rot like “tomfoolery” and “charisma”
My brain during a test 💀
This video is brainrot in itself 💀
Where’s Fanum Tax at
What is fanum tax ive been trying to figure it out
@@valgal5299once upon a time a streamer stole food from whoever they were on a stream with. This streamer went by the mystical name of Fanum. The fanum tax is what you pay to have him on your stream (the food he eats)
@@theta261 ohhhh thanks so much
in the kai cenat,he also includes there every brain rot he says
i just watched a motivational video now this buh
noo my boy shaved 😭
people gonna be wildin after finding out Rizz is now in the dictionary
Quandale dingle is the goat who started it all
"Its just funny to say. skibibi toilet." i just died laughing
Bro ur so good. This is fire 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
With Michael rizzin me up like that, i might goon at that gyatt like the sigma i am.🤫🧏♂️
I’m just imagining how he felt after this. Just sitting in the car like “tf am I doing”
I knew skibidi was gonna be on that list 😂😂😂😂
Every day, Michael strays further away from touch with reality.
Ohio rizz fanum tax skibidi gyatt alpha💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️👌👌👌
bro forgot fanum tax 💀
He didnt forget its just not in the too 19 cuz it sucks
Michael's clean-shaven look is a whole new level of brainrot.
@@chicken it's true lmao
Haha imagine having dementia
Haha I’m having dementia
Haha imagine having dementia
Haha imagine having dementia
Haha imagine having dementia
Haha imagine having dementia
I'm sorry Michael but the glow down is crazy 😭😭
WHERE IS GOONING MICHAEL
This aint brainrot this bodyrot
what about gooning?
My sigma you missed fanum tax
Who let him cook?
The comment right above is literally “LET HIM COOK 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️” 💀
I let him cook
Gen Alpha content is like such brain rot
The demon in my basement
he did
@Pluh_pluh_pluh did
What about mewing
Mew falls in the looksmax category, noob
Real.@@DxmYum
Dumbass kid doesn't know looksmaxxing is mewing
@@DxmYumikr, what the sigma is he talking about
Forgot Gooning
Broo gooning was made in 2012
bro its HIS top 10 , he probably didnt include it because its not his top 10 or cause its just edging
@@RuneMagika nice
@@thechairogre gooning is quite literally the opposite of edging
@@dumplingcat4215no?Its just edge for much longer
Free therapy 100 seats left
“I hope you edge!”
Michaelstoren himself is already the brain rot 🔥🔥🔥🗣
Michaelstoren used his baby gronk skibidi sigma ohio rizz on me and edged my livvy dunne gyatt like kai cenat while I was looxmaxing🥶🥶🥶😣😣😩😩😫😫❤️❤️
WE EDGING OUR CAR WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯💯
I felt my brain melt from this comment section, and it can never recover
No way bro missed out on “ALPHA🐺🐺🐺
this guys like an oli gas guy lmfao
"um you're a Sigma and you're goated and I hape that you mew and you edge to look some X"
Had me dying 💀
Where’s YAP 😭
Where’s aura
Finally schools over and I don't have to deal with that shit
Bro I was so addicted to saying these things for a month, it wore off on everyone I hung out with, and my friends got so fed up that they would take my hand sanitizer (I am also addicted to that, so it was motivating to stop saying brainrot so I could have it back) and I would have to pay bail for it. I’m finally off of brainrot (mostly) and I am much happier.
Kai Cenat has GYAT to be rizzing up Baby Gronk while Looksmaxxing in Ohio while listening to skibidi toilet on replay edging to Livvy Dunne because hes such a sigma
💀
As a single male I think edging is way better than rizz
You forgot "Alpha Males"
You can hear the pain and frustration trying to utter that in the end.
Skibidi fanum tax ohio gyat 😈😈😈🥵🥵🥵🤪🤪🤪🔥🔥🔥video🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩
u forgot rizz
Edging is when somebody researches something on microsoft edge because microsoft edge has gained popularity.
what about gooning😭
edging
@@rainhat1what does that mean 😭
Aura is a up and coming challenger for the number 1 spot
Bro shaved 💀
It was so hard to watch this without subway surfers😢
bro forgot about himself
I was giggling when he did the cut with that Skibidi Toilet. Because I was in arts and drama class and the teacher told us to make certain words dramatic, and she told us to make, "Skibidi Toilet" and, "What the sigma" And I just screamed it out like, "RAHHHH, SKBIDII TOILETTT!!!" and everyone was wheezing😭
He didn’t forget them guys it’s just not in his top 10 does no one understand the video 😭😭
Our school banned the word Sigma because it "represents male dominance." No way they're taking this seriously 😭
Gooners in my basement🤑🤑🤑
illegals in my yard
Bro why did I actually laugh when he said skibidi toilet
Michael please rizz me up with your looksmaxxing Ohio skibidy toilet sigma male GYATT. You’re the next Kai Cenat rizzler and will forever be my goated fanum taxer. (I suffer from severe brainrot syndrome)
stop edging or i will fanum tax ur grimace shake because i am the skibidi sigma alpha rizzler of ohio, thats always edging and never breaks their mewing streak (cancer)
Instead of teachers teaching students, we got students teaching teachers 😂😂😂.
If you know you know💀
He forgot sus and among us, the true ogs
I wish I could be the person I was before watching this video 😭
Skibidi rizz is probably one of the best braintrot combos fr
QUANDALE DINGLE!!!
100 years ago: flying cars In 2024
Now: Baby Gronk just rizzed up Livvy Dunne!!!
What about goon/gooning
what the fuck is that
if it's not there then it's not in the top 10
and Jelqing
@@GamblerWCUE it’s some brain rot word
it is the same as edging but longer
Not only did he shave, his voice also turned into babyface
11. Gooning/goon
the greek guy who invented the word "sigma" just cries in the background
What about gooning
Gooning is the rebrand of edging💀
best youtuber ever lol
WHERE IS ALPHA ND BETA
i never even thought i would miss when 'edging' actually had a definite and useful meaning
you forgot alpha 🤷♀️
Bro ate that list no cap!
oh nah bro is NOT goated with the sigma rizz, sounds like he edges in Ohio to skibidi.-🤓🤓🤓
Bro forgot about the TikTok rizz party 😂💀💀
Alpha🗿
Bro had the audacity to leave out smurf cat