The Most Broken Weapon Is Now Even More Insane in Vampire Survivors

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  • @Volfyrion
    @Volfyrion Рік тому +245

    Oh wow, Dex’s pulsating hole is so beautiful.

  • @OmgItsAlien
    @OmgItsAlien Рік тому +47

    In my friendgroup we have a saying called "Nach müde kommt blöd.", which roughly translates to "After tired comes dumb." which I feel is appropriate here :D

  • @marcpaulus6291
    @marcpaulus6291 Рік тому +13

    Today in "learning new german words with Dax" ; The Schnudel. A piece of pasta who just does dirty things.

    • @sethanderson6698
      @sethanderson6698 Рік тому +1

      Or a dog. A crossbreed between a snauscher (sp?) and a poodle...

  • @Hill3l-w7h
    @Hill3l-w7h Рік тому +27

    Min 9: "just look into my hole here, and get hipnotised.

  • @ad_astroturf5037
    @ad_astroturf5037 Рік тому +77

    Dex, I've never seen anyone enjoy talking to themselves as much as you do, which is incredible

    • @justsomedude77
      @justsomedude77 Рік тому +1

      I read this comment before the video… it makes sense now
      Edit: I made this comment half way through. It makes even more sense as the vid goes on.

    • @wasp-nz9rh
      @wasp-nz9rh Рік тому +2

      ​@@justsomedude77 Saw this comment but was watching it on mute. Watched a different video from this guy with audio a couple days later and holy shit the comment was spot on. This comment took a min to write because he talks so much with like 4 different directions and tangents a second lmao.

  • @Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson
    @Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson Рік тому +105

    You should do a run using gemini and all the weapons it duplicates. Play as cosmo, you’ll get an extra 2 birds.

    • @OniiChanXł
      @OniiChanXł Рік тому +3

      btw those extra two birds cant be lvled up right? only affected by other passives and arcanas etc?

    • @papapineapple
      @papapineapple Рік тому +4

      I believe they get "levelled up" every five levels starting at level 10, up to level 40, where they sadly cannot evolve :(@@OniiChanXł

    • @ultralance7470
      @ultralance7470 Рік тому +2

      I think they scale with your weapon level ups. Like each time you upgrade the guns or the birds, the gemini counter part also levels up. But I could be wrong

  • @Dravkwn
    @Dravkwn Рік тому +35

    When they do something truly impressive from now on I think I'll call it "The Dex Flex".

  • @jacobfreeman5444
    @jacobfreeman5444 Рік тому +14

    Neuro scientologist is a phrase that inspires primal fear in me

  • @Zorgdub
    @Zorgdub Рік тому +3

    I showed Vampire Survivor to a friend for the first time yesterday. He loved it. The last thing we did before he went to bed was Limit Breaking Phieraggi. It was hypnotic!

  • @darenabryant9100
    @darenabryant9100 Рік тому +10

    Can you imagine being this hero and feeling all kinds of OP with your super powerful giant beams... but then having all the blood and guts from the enemies you killed spraying you from all sides as they dive into the beams, not caring if they die? xD I look at those dying animations passing through the hero and it's like standing at the output to a wood chipper as a random squirrel dives out of a tree into it: just *BBRRRRTTT!!!* *SPLASH!!* ...with you directly in the line of it.

  • @certainlynotmalo1.0.0
    @certainlynotmalo1.0.0 Рік тому +6

    That red gem at 24:16 really flew by it seems, as you didn't level up anymore as it flew by. It dissappeared from sight because it crossed the equator, and silently started its journey to gem-hell, where all naughty gems will end up.
    Is there no way to get them? Maybe a second vacuum asap after one flew by? Or do they despawn like enemys?
    Edit: The pots severly limited the amount of kills, so they do reduce enemy spawnrate. Or was is because phieraggi can't pierce that often? I don't think so, but i'm also not playing VS, it's just a guess.
    Edit 2:
    Haha nice, i miscounted the damage too. Way earlier, but i saw a 1 in front and some other numbers at the end, so surely it was a hundred-something.
    But it was already in the thousands back then, wtf? That's new... i think?
    Wave 28 and 29 are going to fall for sure.
    Edit 3:
    17170 is exactly (as exact as it gets in vs) 5 times the normal damage, but why? Damage was about 3430 before the fight started. Interesting.
    Final damage at the end was about 6407.
    Nice, wave 28 and 29 were atomized. Vaporised? Deleted!

  • @proffesionalgamer
    @proffesionalgamer Рік тому +9

    Garlic if it was good:

  • @docbones213
    @docbones213 Рік тому +21

    I love a game that encourages you to break it. Hope they add more to this game^^

  • @ewewewewe673
    @ewewewewe673 Рік тому +14

    You're a gem Dex, i'm quite tired of vampire survirvors but i somehow still end up watching all your videos because your personality makes anything interesting😅

    • @welsj91
      @welsj91 Рік тому

      hey same! lol

    • @justsomedude77
      @justsomedude77 Рік тому

      Still the best damn investment of 3.50 I ever made. Every now and again I just merc the ghost for fun

  • @lucidmooses2642
    @lucidmooses2642 Рік тому +2

    Keep up the great videos Dex! Almost to 100k!

  • @D.i.O.o
    @D.i.O.o Місяць тому

    "I'll become an art student and fail intentionally" had me rolling

  • @Aezetyr
    @Aezetyr Рік тому +5

    46 Gilligans of damage is quite insane. Very cool.

  • @DJAxcess
    @DJAxcess Рік тому +2

    Even as a German I've never heard Schnudel before, but I totally felt it at that moment and will use it for the rest of my life. Thanks for that. xD

  • @ssjcrafter8842
    @ssjcrafter8842 Рік тому +2

    30:51 looking at the damage(while stopping the video and going frame by frame) you seem to deal ~3432 damage(fluctuates a lot)
    also I'm pretty sure you had 30 beams(20+6 amount+4 revivals)

  • @derekfinley7745
    @derekfinley7745 Рік тому +31

    Hey Dex, two words.. ESCORT MISSION. one player coop where you protect the motionless extra players.

    • @Friedslick6
      @Friedslick6 Рік тому

      Oh I love this idea! Hope he sees this

    • @recept.2982
      @recept.2982 Рік тому

      omg that's actually a very good idea

  • @tapejara1507
    @tapejara1507 Рік тому +9

    Dex in Sicht,
    Ein Like ist Pflicht. ❤

  • @shaylethorne2387
    @shaylethorne2387 Рік тому +1

    "Just look into my hole" Dex, 2023

  • @Oxhmxn
    @Oxhmxn Рік тому

    16:04 diabolical sentence "Best way to go out, like I shit on you guys"

  • @Yoshi-tt2ql
    @Yoshi-tt2ql 11 місяців тому

    I got hypnotized and literally thought the beams were a staircase..

  • @BardKeepseasy
    @BardKeepseasy Рік тому +1

    TBH, the last thing i was expecting is being hypnotized by Dexes hole

  • @DecayedPony
    @DecayedPony Рік тому

    This guy seriously said he'd join an art school to fail.

  • @03xE0
    @03xE0 Рік тому +1

    That beuatiful hole shows, once again, why Vampire Survivors is the best horde survival game!

  • @Semih1434
    @Semih1434 Рік тому

    Dex cursing in german as the beams forms good patterns is absolut gem 😂

  • @ori3377
    @ori3377 Рік тому

    Dude switched from guns to spinning a giant cd

  • @artsen
    @artsen Рік тому +1

    Totally gonna use "Schnudel" from now on

  • @BackstreetDrawler
    @BackstreetDrawler 13 днів тому

    The Schnoodle is a hybrid dog breed that is a cross between a Schnauzer and a Poodle.

  • @overthegardenwall7143
    @overthegardenwall7143 Рік тому

    "20 amounts on weapon." Makes complete and total sense.

  • @CinemaComedy33
    @CinemaComedy33 10 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for being entertaining.

  • @jetgood5597
    @jetgood5597 Рік тому +3

    That joke you made about the chaos in the dark night arcana got me remembering a recent funny arcana experience of my own:
    So, I was playing on my secondary vampire survivor account and I had been out of bounds numerous times before by kinda just ramming against walls and glitching through, if I do this on inlaid or gallo (that's what I've tried) then the reaper doesn't spawn in the out on bounds section, I used this to survive till minute 31 in Gallo, and the arcana unlocked for doing that, is out of bounds. Gave me a good laugh! 😂

    • @jjstarrprod
      @jjstarrprod Рік тому

      I just had the same glitch in Gallo tower.
      I was wondering if I had broken the game...

  • @samuraijackson241
    @samuraijackson241 Рік тому

    I don't really know which weapon is the most powerful, I just know that their effects buffs each other exponentially. Especially if you manage to get infinite voulge, crimson shroud, vandalier, fuwalafuwaloo, sole solution and ashes of muspell all at once. I can still hear my phone crying from that. Oh, almost forgot the soul eater.

  • @jan-erik7756
    @jan-erik7756 Рік тому +2

    so the damage on the reaper in the end was 6433

  • @brandongreen4439
    @brandongreen4439 Рік тому

    Co-Op meme idea: Poe-Tection
    Do everything in your power to keep Poe from meeting an unfortunate end. Poe has fallen and cannot get himself out, protect him until Red Death bails you two out!
    Any standard, non-secret character is allowed. Poe is allowed to use weapons, but is only allowed to evolve the Garlic.
    For clarity's sake: Poe has to hold the Pummerola to evolve it. If you as whatever character you decide to tackle this with pick up Pummerola, Poe can not evolve.
    My suggestion thematically is Ol'Sole. Good dog, best friend.

  • @Zorgdub
    @Zorgdub Рік тому

    This hole was made for you, Dex.

  • @HeavenOnHigh
    @HeavenOnHigh Рік тому +1

    8:55 "Just look in to my hole here and get hypnotised"
    im just gona leave it here.
    9:20 "you not having any pulsating holes around here"
    dude. stop. pleas.

  • @SimplyNotReally
    @SimplyNotReally Рік тому

    Currently watching the vid where you recorded like 50 gigs of the toastie no movement challenge and finally won.
    While you're going back to limit breaks, I'd love to see no movement challenges make a comeback on abyss foscari!

  • @TheAngelChaz
    @TheAngelChaz Рік тому

    I just have faulty towers in my head of "dont mention the war!" haha

  • @eochaid
    @eochaid Рік тому

    and thats the reason why the entry exams in Linz for the Kunst Uni have to be way easier...
    love your german ramblings.

  • @Glothmorg1
    @Glothmorg1 Рік тому

    Schnüdel is now my new favourite word.

  • @aaronwilson4504
    @aaronwilson4504 Рік тому

    He turned phieraggi into a washing machine

  • @Xudmud
    @Xudmud Рік тому

    Dex: This is my hole! It was made for me!

  • @Sanchez8612
    @Sanchez8612 Рік тому

    Dex is perfect I always watch you in my dinner and in the lunch

  • @businesscat7833
    @businesscat7833 8 місяців тому

    So happy I never got addicted to slots

  • @BasedBill
    @BasedBill Рік тому +3

    32:08 lmao

  • @drskelebone
    @drskelebone Рік тому +1

    I don't think the circle shrinks. I scrolled around, and it looks like "mid-head" is where it always falls.
    Would love to know the number of beams. I have never Boogaloo-ed this far to see such width.

  • @carlitossaulmenem4290
    @carlitossaulmenem4290 Рік тому

    bro just become God of Fear and Hunger

  • @sbstnmrwld
    @sbstnmrwld Рік тому

    "Lauf doch durch du Schnudel" ❤

  • @xredgambit
    @xredgambit Рік тому

    Even in beams can Dex find the balls

  • @StephenOwen
    @StephenOwen Рік тому

    I would love some mod or cheat so that once I have made the shroud, I could always just pick up the two pieces on the stage without needing the laurel.
    Then I could always try and kill the reaper with whatever crazy weapon I've got at the end

  • @JonesCrimson
    @JonesCrimson Рік тому +1

    It helps that the character gains infinite might.

  • @johncenas8942
    @johncenas8942 Рік тому +1

    I would love to see monkey mode doing a live stream also you should try the arcana that increases starting weapon amount by 3 instead of chaos in a dark night

  • @D4rKSUN1
    @D4rKSUN1 Рік тому

    14:27
    Tom cruise wants to know you location and legal information

  • @rezthemediaruler3768
    @rezthemediaruler3768 Рік тому

    Mann… das war krank!
    Da will ich auch hin!
    Hab das Game letzte Woche mit DLC gekauft.
    Absoluter Wahnsinn! XD

  • @Piratee0
    @Piratee0 Рік тому +4

    First!! 🤭 thx for upload, now i can relax!

  • @Johnno-on8zj
    @Johnno-on8zj 10 місяців тому

    I did some math and he had 2.3 million dps per enemy if all the beams were constantly hitting that enemy the reaper had 1.1b hp the total btw if he had 22x more damage his damage would have been rounded to inf

  • @petervamvakaries
    @petervamvakaries Рік тому

    This build should be named "Omnidirectional Kamehameha".

  • @capt.animosiac5093
    @capt.animosiac5093 Рік тому +1

    It'll be great seeing more character evolutions and a couple new missions along with it.

  • @Mathster_live
    @Mathster_live Рік тому +3

    Hey Dex, just asking, how sure are you that the previous game limits (like the might limit you mentioned in the video) are still the same in the new engine?

    • @DexTag
      @DexTag  Рік тому +6

      0, because I can't look at the code anymore. The wiki still states it as the maximum, but I can't confirm or deny that. The easiest way would be a test with a heavily egged Pugnala without limit break. Ach you know what, I'll do it quickly.
      So I just went for "Buy all Eggs" and didn't rly know how much gold I had, but yea, I ended up with 194k% Might and an average damage of 50 on level 1 guns (it's a range since the game adds -5 and +5 to all damage dealt to make it look less boring).
      Phiera (or I guess both guns, but it's the one I am looking at) at level 1 deals 5 damage. 50/5=10, or 1000%. Can't really think of something I am missing.
      In the video the stats also made sense, with going past 1000 lvls and 5 damage per base upgrade.
      At 1751, we did around 6400 damage. If we divide this by 10, we get 640 base damage, minus 19 from Phieraggi+Revivals (they actually just add 1 base damage) so let's just say 620 for simplicity. Since the damage bonus is only 0.5, we gotta double this in level equivalents, so 1240 0.5 Might bonuses that were needed (note that limit break 0.5 Might is not actually Might, its a power increase on the weapon itself that gets multiplied with character Might).
      Since we didn't see any other limit break upgrades anymore, I will assume all got maxed out. This means 900% in Area (the cap is also 1000 there), so 900/2.5=360 level ups, then 200% in 5% Speed, so 40 level ups, and then 16 in Amount and 3 in Pierce, so 419, or let's just say 420 again for simplicity. Adding these 2 values together, we reach a necessary level of 1240+420=1660. Since we ended on 1751, that means we had 1750 level ups, so 90 other level ups. Since I rounded some values this may not end exactly spot on, but let's see.
      14 for the weapons, 5 for Empty Tome, 2 for Tiragisu, 5 for Bracer, 5 for Candelabrador, 2 for Duplicator, 8 for Torona (as the 9th one was on stage), 4 for SkullOManiac, 8 for the Silver Ring, 5 for the Badge, 4 for the Crown, 16 for the Guardians Curse items, coming out at 78.
      I don't remember if I used some chests for free levels, but I'd say it's close enough that we got all numbers figured out.

  • @mauricebenink
    @mauricebenink Рік тому +1

    Wouldnt this be stronger on cosmo?
    Since he gains revives every 100 levels.

  • @martinrivasleon5519
    @martinrivasleon5519 Рік тому

    what's this map? im new to the game, also great video, i luv it, i mean, i mostly play with Pugnala sooo.
    tysm for the build

  • @adalvarthepeaceful
    @adalvarthepeaceful Рік тому +2

    I'd really like to see another Spellstrom limit break, The weapon was soo much fun.

  • @lanterns_glow
    @lanterns_glow Рік тому

    The power of DELETE.

  • @mycharisbs
    @mycharisbs Рік тому +3

    Hey Dex just curious.
    Does amount have a limit from your character?
    I know the weapons have a limit on amount, but not sure on the character itself.

  • @VAlucard46
    @VAlucard46 Рік тому

    I think you forgot that Academy badge reduces experience gain in exchange for it's bonuses.

    • @DexTag
      @DexTag  Рік тому +1

      Na, I knew that Phieraggi once started will be insane. This is like the 5th or 6th video on it, so I was aware it will be really good. The question or rather fear was how bad the early game will be.
      Since each second level up gives 1% Growth and I knew we will get close to level 1k, I didn't care about losing the 15% Growth while gaining a lot more coverage and thus clearing enemies faster. But I didn't expect it to be this crazy

  • @bobby4tw
    @bobby4tw Рік тому

    When is endless mode coming? Dex needs this.

  • @vink6483
    @vink6483 Рік тому

    If you still didn't do Clock Lancet, please do it, im excited to see it.
    And thanks for the content as always ;)

    • @DexTag
      @DexTag  Рік тому +1

      The issue with Clock Lancet is that nothing happens or rather changes.
      It only gets duration and there 1 second per upgrade, maxes out at 10 seconds total (including the base stat). And the same for it's evolution. So yea, I don't really see a point in doing that because after a few level ups, it's maxed out and nothing changes anymore

  • @insertjokehere3430
    @insertjokehere3430 Рік тому

    you should do a gold weapons and items only challenge

  • @Mr.Spongecake
    @Mr.Spongecake Рік тому

    17:05
    Schnüdel

  • @Tinhow
    @Tinhow Рік тому

    What stage are you playing on?

  • @Siege_Panda
    @Siege_Panda Рік тому

    This is definitely my next run, but what map is this??

  • @antoucool
    @antoucool Рік тому

    I'd like to see you break the bubbles

  • @damyano
    @damyano Рік тому +1

    Hey dex, why do you get so many levels when you pick a red gem?

    • @camasdfghjk
      @camasdfghjk Рік тому +1

      N theres too many gems on the the screen they all compact into the gen furthest from you which turns red

    • @damyano
      @damyano Рік тому

      @@camasdfghjk yeah i found out why thanks still

  • @Your_Degenerate
    @Your_Degenerate Рік тому

    Isn't Tom Cruise studying to become a NeuroScientologist?

  • @weirdestkid668
    @weirdestkid668 Рік тому

    „Die Beleidigung entehrt denjenigen, der sie ausspricht, nicht denjenigen, der sie empfängt.“
    Diogenes of Sinope
    but i think in the case of „Schnudel“ its a not cursing but art

    • @weirdestkid668
      @weirdestkid668 Рік тому

      in english:“The insult dishonors the side that utters it, not the side that receives it.”

  • @bravenkind7843
    @bravenkind7843 3 місяці тому

    Neuroscientologists love holes

  • @DIMIchannel
    @DIMIchannel Рік тому +1

    honestly I could watch 100 phieraggi limit breaks I love it too damn much

  • @NieJestemWikingiem
    @NieJestemWikingiem Рік тому

    that black hole is very interesting it's a peak German humour. it's not a laughing matter!

  • @PIZZAloverNUMBERS
    @PIZZAloverNUMBERS Рік тому

    31:41 broooo ☠️

  • @What-sh6co
    @What-sh6co Рік тому

    Is this game very diffrent from the android version ?

  • @kazimierzswiecicki1319
    @kazimierzswiecicki1319 5 місяців тому

    acctually the circle doesnt shrink

  • @RiesigerKoloss
    @RiesigerKoloss Рік тому

    17:24 Zeig mir deine Schnudel Baby. 😂

  • @insertjokehere3430
    @insertjokehere3430 Рік тому

    8:54 ER WHAT 😳😳

  • @kvrt_black
    @kvrt_black Рік тому

    That was insane 🎉

  • @jedyroque5033
    @jedyroque5033 Рік тому

    Question. Why does in your video a minute chest contain already a evolution chest?

    • @DexTag
      @DexTag  Рік тому

      The 10 minute evolution type of rule is a myth that was never really true. It's just that on some stages, bosses at and after 10 minutes drop evo chests, but even on the very first stage, the first chest (minute 1 bat) can evolve.

  • @Talonsgamingadventures
    @Talonsgamingadventures Рік тому

    when are you doing asmr your voice is soo soothing also day 1 of asking for this

  • @jaytrocio2075
    @jaytrocio2075 Рік тому

    EPIC moment : 6:07

  • @Dark_OFW
    @Dark_OFW 8 місяців тому

    How did you banish so many items at the start of the round, did you banish them before starting?

    • @benjamin-z4q
      @benjamin-z4q 7 місяців тому

      There's something you can get called seal if you banish enough items in 1 run. Currently there are three seals in the powerups menu with 10 upgrades each. Then, if you go to the collection menu you can click on weapons, passives, and light source drops to seal them from runs. And yes, you can unseal them by clicking again.

    • @benjamin-z4q
      @benjamin-z4q 7 місяців тому

      The easiest way to banish so many in 1 run is with queen sigma bc she has so many banishes

  • @ThePalatineHill
    @ThePalatineHill Рік тому

    what i think may be going on with the disappearing gems is that perhaps the exp gained by the main gem is distributed to another distant gem that spawns from an enemy killed while the original main gem is still in flight, causing it to disappear but you still see it's travel path as it fades away. i'd imagine it'd be caused by the constant spawning of enemies and the limited amount of gems on the ground. This may have to do with the sequence of gems acquired from the magnet, meaning if the main red gem is too far away or off screen slightly, picking up any gem of any kind may spawn a new red gem that's not attracted by the magnet because of the fresh kill. This new gem would technically be closer to the character but not drawn in by the magnet due to it dropping after the magnet pull. I don't know the preference of exp allocation of these gems but i'd imagine things get really wonky with games like this when attempting to limit break things.

  • @DarkAsesino12
    @DarkAsesino12 Рік тому

    Angry German dex. Jawohl mein streamer)

  • @Mikhailnoise
    @Mikhailnoise Рік тому

    Monkey Mode Dex is why we're looking at his gaping hole

  • @camasdfghjk
    @camasdfghjk Рік тому

    Which map is this on?

  • @coracusa2771
    @coracusa2771 11 місяців тому

    I have a question, why does everyone cheat their items and money? It’s really fun going through and collecting everything in my opinion, just curious.

    • @DexTag
      @DexTag  11 місяців тому

      I'm not sure why you are asking me, ask someone who cheats ^^

    • @coracusa2771
      @coracusa2771 11 місяців тому

      @@DexTag sorry, I just was curious and wanted to ask someone else in the community

  • @Limpan94
    @Limpan94 Рік тому

    Love your hole Dex!..... oh and the video is ok also i guess :D

  • @vladmarks1595
    @vladmarks1595 Рік тому

    You should take skull and torona box last lvl)

  • @vanitymarks8798
    @vanitymarks8798 Рік тому

    i'm sorry Dex by the end there was too much math. i am too stupid for such math.

  • @TheDonBry
    @TheDonBry 2 місяці тому

    Why banish the torrona box?