Kramer Starts A Tab In Jerry's Kitchen | The Seven | Seinfeld
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- Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know the sound a can makes when you open it? That's the sound of you buying a whole can.
From Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 13 'The Seven': As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.
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Kramer Starts A Tab In Jerry's Kitchen | The Seven | Seinfeld
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"I don't have this kind of cash.."
"Few do." 🤣
Implying that Jerry does have that kind of cash since he's the one who originally bought all this food... odd they would be in seemingly two different income brackets while living in the same building. 😆
At the end of the episode, Newman says what Kramer sold the bike for. He sold the bike to Newman to pay the food tab. I think it was $40.
@@eldiesel4593 Back then this was a lot of money
Makes you realize that Jerry might be the only reason Kramer, George, and Elaine haven't starved to death,
Don’t worry, put it on my tab. 😂
I want to live in sitcom land where the apartments are always gigantic, clean and well furnished. The refrigerators and cupboards are always packed with food and the characters rarely work but can afford anything.
Jerry is a famous Comedian so he's got the money covered
To be fair Kramer's apartment is cramped, dubiously sanitary and rarely stocked with food.
Kramer had the cheapest rent controlled unit in the building. He was only paying a few hundred a month, mooched food off his neighbors, and worked odd jobs to keep his bank account up. Just his winning bet on the mudder paid for half a decades rent
Hey at least Seinfeld makes sense for this. Jerry is a comedian and George and Elaine have to work real jobs during the day
@Crashburn 32 Don't blame all sitcoms - especially _Seinfeld_ - for the sins of _Friends_ 😂
The episode where they go to India for a wedding and the episode plays from the end to the beginning. It cuts to 11 years earlier when Jerry was moving into his apartment and Kramer greets him and Jerry makes the mistake of offering Kramer some pizza and Kramer says no I don't want to impose and Jerry says "why not, were neighbors. What's mine is yours." And that's where the free loading for Kramer started.
Absolutely
Jerry brought it on himself
Hahaha, he pokes his head into the empty apartment and looks around followed by "....really?!" lol. Jerry created a monster and didn't know it.
"We're neighbors, what's mine is yours?" Seems a crazy thing to say...
@@Ad-Infinitum He is a comedian in the show and in real life so it was a double joke ;)
I had a homeboy who had a terrible roommate, eating all of his stuff out of the fridge all the time without ever putting in money. I remember this episode REALLY triggered him. Hahahahaha!
Did he say something?
Where you the roommate?
@@iannone6 :))
Really don't like rude, inconsiderate and unjust people like that!
@@sohilronagh286 lot of them around, unfortunately...no sense of decency
Imagine having a friend who walks into your place, just hauling on a cigar 🤣
Times were so different then 😆
Used to be able to smoke in hospitals too. Crazy.
@@peterpiper831 Airplanes. I thought smoking on airplanes was the craziest kol
You used to be able to smoke in libraries.
that's a cool friend
He’s the one who comes up with an accountability system, then spends the rest of the episode trying to weasel his way around it. Which in all honesty sounds about right for anyone of these people.
People really overlook how crappy the main Seinfeld cast is just because there’s humor involved.
These scenarios lend for hilarious circumstances and jokes but they’re awful people and it would be even worse in real life, which I’m sure many of this little segments were inspired from.
@@steverogers7601 They are all arrested at the end of the series because they are awful people. Everyone from their lives testify against them. The entire world agrees with the verdict. THAT'S THE JOKE. One of the jokes.
Do you have enough IQ points to watch "Seinfeld"?
@@steverogers7601 I overlook how crappy the Seinfeld cast is because I willingly choose to do it, and I willingly choose to do this because the sitcom is good enough to warrant NOT taking it for real life. You need to destress a little
@@steverogers7601 it’s only tv
Great post great observation
"Put that on my tab!"🤣🤣🤣
lol 😂❤
I wouldn't have the patience to put up with someone like Kramer. 😂
or someone like sheldon cooper
Few do 😀
I used to wake up in the morning and my nextdoor neighbor would be making breakfast for himself in my kitchen. The guy went on to rob my house and many others around the neighborhood over the years. Became the most dishonest and selfish person imaginable.
Or Allan Harper ( Charlie Sheens brother ) from Two and a half Men.
@@viktorgus7522 I was going to type ‘few would,’ but you took it from me lol.
I love the one where he tells Jerry that they’ll need a case of Kaiser rolls and Jerry tells him he thinks there’s some in the stockroom. Later in the episode Kramer says “I couldn’t find that stockroom”. Pure gold
No wasn't he asking for a can of paint? Or was that when Jerry said he had a tool shed? Haha
Kramer, the type of guy that will eat all your food but provides enough comedy material for a sitcom that you let him have it.
No
@@omarblanco615 soup for you!?
@@martintolovski Next!
A favorite moment is Kramer ended up breaking an egg and put tape around it like a caution. Like crime scene. I laughed.
Kramer is a depressed and lonely man's best friend. Only such people would like to be associated with him.
Lmao. I love how Jerry didn't even care that much except that Kramer was wasting his food.
Friendship
@@jf.5833Yeah, no. I'll gladly make you the best sandwich ever, but just ASK.
I have a friend like that will legit cook me a steak without asking for it but if I leave any left over he gets irritated
He's rich
"Yea well let me know when you get something in there and i will" LoooooooL
*We're neighbors, what's mine is yours!*
(Words that Jerry would forever regret.)
You must be Kessler
You feed him, he'll never leave
kramer is right, seinfeld should have had dijon mustard.
no
Yeah, that was bush league of Jerry.
Grey Poupon!!🤩😘😍
“Yeah, you’re right. I really should keep more of your favorites on hand.” One of the all-time greatest Seinfeld lines.
Worse even than mooching or wasting all that turkey was Kramer leaving the mess of his sandwich making effort on Jerry’s counter. That, to me, would be intolerable.
Agreed.
That's where you leave bush league sandwich meats. Jerry should stock more Dijon.
@@yellowblanka6058 Perhaps Newman had a jar he could have barrowed?
Not so bad compared to Kramer slapping cash on the counter just a moment or 2 after losing "The Contest" and presumably not washing his hands.
fr just f*cking INSANE
Wise words: "If we can't take each other at our word, all is lost."
Half a can of soda 😂
Lol I'm good for it, I can pay it lol
Put it on my tab 😂
@@thelonewolf7443 pun intended
“That’s bush league”. I’ve been using that line ever since I saw that
lol me too! Most of the time no one gets it
Woah woah woah… I’m getting a VIBE here
Whoa just take it easy man.
Kramer either picks up the vibe right away or is completely clueless
I like that we never see Kramer's kitchen.... I'm guessing his apartment just doesn't have one! 🤣
We saw him cooking in his shower. 😄
the rest is all levels
It's hidden behind the Merv Griffin set.
One of the funniest mini-side-plots.
Kramer makes me laugh every time he burst in the door and goes to the fridge.
1:45 oh yeah yeah, put that on my tab😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kramer eating at Jerrys apartment always the funny thing ever you can see 🤣
Kramer makes me laugh every time he burst in the door and goes to the fridge.
No. That's Bush League.
Sort of a mooching inventory.
Kramer would starve without Jerry's Food Court!
No he’d go mooch at Newmans.
@@jaengen Knowing him I doubt he’ll share.
My brother moved in with my wife and me and started doing the same thing. We'd buy something, and I would go to get a coke or some chips a couple days later, and they would all be gone. He would constantly complain about how we bought weird stuff. We finally got fed up, so we would put it in our bedroom closet when we'd buy food. Then he started complaining about how we never had any food. I told him that if he wanted food, he was more than welcome to buy some. He ended up moving in with his girlfriend a couple weeks later.
did he and his girlfriend last
@@hafeezasif7932 Was going to say, I'm always amazed when guys like that have girlfriends. My self-confidence would be eroded by living and mooching off my brother, but then he's probably one of those Kevin Federline types with an underserved sense of self satisfaction.
@@yellowblanka6058 Naaaah, Kramer actually showed how those guys feel - they trully bealive that if it was the other way around, he would never mind if someone elses was eating his food. Ofc its never the other way around, coz they usualy dont have money or just dont spend it on anything that could be shared.
Talk about first world problems
But he’s your brother
Until it is fully paid, the food court is closed, lol 😂😂
In little jerry episode Kramer confirm that his refrigerator is not even in his flat.
It’s at newman’s lmao
H never had any food at his place when he was dating the fat waitress either.
I love how Cosmo just leaves the mess for Jerry to clean up.
i love his reaction to the turkey sandwich without the mustard.
"What? This yellow stuff? No, Jerry. I said dijon."
"Oh no, that's bush league!"
I use mayo myself
Jerry and Kramer had an awesome friendship. Unconditional love between those two guys.
Jerry gives a lot to Kramer, Kramer virtually gives nothing back
This kind of person would be absolutely intolerable to be around. They would last approximately 1 week before I changed the locks and that would be it.
Would you wait a week? I would say something the very first time he/she took anything whitout asking. My parents learned me to ask first if i want something, not just take it! 😂
Until you come in a couple days later and he rants about how annoying it was that he had to have an extra key made and how inconsiderate of you it was to change the locks without asking!
@@LucianDevine Exactly:)
He really was good for it.
There will never be a Kramer again.
He helped make Jerry a very rich man.
some people relate much more or have friends like kramer.. others relate to georgie boys stubborn world..
and then you have elaine, who casual whores can relate too😆
JERRY: You cannot buy a half a can of soda.
KRAMER: Well, why not?
JERRY: Well, I don't want to get into the whole physics of carbonation here, but you know the sound a can makes when you open it?
KRAMER: Uh-huh
JERRY: That is the sound you you buying a whole can
thanks for letting us know what they said....im deaf i guess
That look Jerry gave at the beginning- pure anger lol.
"The whole physics of carbonation here...." Ha
Kramer is taking half soda and half fruit on purpose. He lives to drive people crazy and he knows it lol
He likes to strain the sauce.
@@jjryan1352 and his Dijon
2:53
I have a theory he’s got Jerry’s apartment bugged. He knows the perfect time to pop in.
“I don’t have this kind of cash..”
”few do..” 😅
Kramer's reaction when Jerry shows him the bitten apple is hilarious.
Tell me a person who doesn't want a chocolate cupcake after watching this scene.
Right? With some milk.
Great, hilarious scenes!!.....Jerry was so generous with Kramer...love how at the end of the week....Kramer says "well i dont have this kind of money"
Few do
I had a mama's boy friend in college. Lived with his parents. His mommy coddled him. His dad was hands off. Dude would straight up snack me right out of house and home whenever he came over. Never offering to bring anything over himself. Had to resort to hiding my food when I knew he was coming over. LMAO. Wonder whatever became of him? Probly divorced 3 times by now! 😂
No that’s your half. My half’s gone.
"NO." and spits it out lmao
I know how Jerry feels
I just had half a Seinfeld episode
I have never in my entire life taken food from someone's refrigerator. I love Kramer though.
Thank you for helping animals your amazing
@@thecrow6915 That is so nice of you! Thank you for the kind words. ❤️
Beautiful
It's uncouth. And yet, at every workplace, there's someone that steals lunches. Personally, I'd be creeped out, to eat someone else's lunch (who knows how clean their kitchen is, or isn't).
So many funny episodes, this ranks up there with any of them.
bruh Kramer is just f*cking PREPOSTEROUS 😭😭😭😭😭
"yea tea, put that on my tab" - so funny, they ways he says it
I enjoyed this episode and George's story line even better!
"oh yeah, yeah, put that on my tab"😄
Kramer just knows to set priorities . .
Food over trade paper 💵
Stomach full is #1 priority
Hahaha
What a friend... Jerry the man
Kramer's attempt at half price is so impractical I can't stop but laugh so much at it😂
KRAMER: I don't have this kind of cash
JERRY: Few do
If can't take each other at our word, all is lose . Very wisely put.
I'm getting a vibe from this
love this scene... But then again, it's Seinfeld so I love most of the scenes :)
“I don’t have this kind of cash.”
"That's bush league" lmao
2:39 Kramer yells at Jerry even though he's only like 10 feet away lol
Until the bill is paid, the food court is closed.
Absolutely the best sitcom comedy ever produced with the best cast. Hands down.Ill give Andy Griffith, MASH, Taxi, Sanford & Son, Cheers, The Odd Couple, Magnum P.I., & Barney Miller an honorable mention.
I really have to agree with your assessment on "Seinfeld" being #1 and your hm choices, but I would have to include "Frasier" in that list! 😂😂😂
The Office ?
Always Sunny is basically Seinfeld on crack.
@@Drew-bc7zj I think the original idea was an anti-Friends
Yes! Cheers, Seinfeld and that's it.
One of my favorite episodes
I’d never let this ride. You’re not coming into my home just thinking you can help yourself.
Yeah, I got you Kramer. I'm getting that same vibe too.
I like Jerry discovering cereal and milk in the kitchen drawer. Next scene Kramer spills it beforehand gets startled making it worse and his plan is to scrape it into the drawer lol
Mooching inventory. Love it.
Kramer- that's Bush league
Kramer, the discerning palette.
1:04 And people say Jerry is a terrible person. I'd love a neighbor who'd invite me to make myself at home in their fridge.
Legendary Show
"whats your beef?" LOL
“Sort of a mooching inventory” 😂😂😂😂
Every time I watch this episode I get hungry lol
Jerry can claim Kramer on his taxes 🤣🤣🤣
1 Kramer = 2 children.👍👍
Kramer is the UBER mooch, but his sound effects, like when Jerry passed him his bill, are just EPIC. "GIIIIIIIIIIIIDY UP!"
ye ye ye...put it on my tab ....always cracks me up 😄
I really should keep more of your favorites on hand
I can’t believe there was both a Coke and Pepsi in this episode.
The whole thing started with Kramer being overly wasteful which is what annoyed Jerry, not him sharing his food.
This obviously went straight over Kramer's head.
This one is a beauty 😂
Jerry needed to put a lock on his fridge and cabinets and revoke Kramer’s key privileges.
Kramer is a comedians dream 😂 endless material
To this very day when I’m making a turkey sandwich I prefer mustard on it due to Kramer.
We stand on the shoulders of giants.
Jerrys too nice, puts up with Kramer.
"Yeah, you're right. I really should keep more of your favorites on hand."😅
Put that on my tab...😂😂😂😂😂 epic
Why does jerry need 13 boxes of cereal??
Product placement. More money.
The man likes his cereal hahaha
In addition to the comments above Jerry Seinfeld actually did eat a lot of cereal while writing, working and in between
Considering this clip and how often his friends snack at his place, I would say Seinfeld needs to refill regularly.
Kramer picked the wrong person to run a tab on.
You know these people exist in real life, they owe me big time.
Giddyup!
Not my people. I'll make you what you want. Just stay out of my stuff.
Lol totally forgot this bit.
Does anyone else really wanna know what that bill came out to? Like exactly how much has Kramer been mooching off jerey?
1700
I’d say about $200 *shrugs*
About tree fiddy
NYC bodega prices.
Does anyone REALLY wanna know? Few do.
“Spits out sandwich. No..”
“What’re you just gonna leave it there” lmfao
Me too m.getting a vibe here too Kramer 😂😄😁😁😂😁😂😁😂
That is the sound of you buying the whole can.
Kramer always scamming Jerry and most of the time George is scamming too.
Elaine helps herself to Jerry’s food too.
I’m glad I’ve never had such disagreements with roommates, especially in college.
Kramer would be an awful neighbor to live next to.
Awful and funny at the same time.
I have an awful neighbor who is funny
easy solution: lock your mF door
nah he would be amazing
@@daniglover3871 to dudes with no self respect or boundaries but disguise that with “let’s have fun/here comes the fun police/life is boring without alcohol and drugs”
Sort of a mooching inventory 😂😂😂