@@GojoGunning yeah honestly as long as you're vibing and having a good time who cares what you do at specifically 52, that being said it always seems like Second Life people are always edging for drama as if its all there is to entertain yourself, like Daniels dumbass antics would make me laugh, instead they just get offended and act all high and mighty every time lmao
Except that one lion furry. That dude was completely open to explaining to Daniel what he was all about. Weirdly, the chillest dude Daniel's dealt with on SL.
This dude is a twice-deployed war veteran at 52 and he spends his days selling virtual dragons in an outdated software while posing as a tall, muscled, tan caricature of a male supermodel and e-dating someone that poses like a stereotypical pornstar. This kinda shit makes me realize that I'm far, far away from rock bottom.
Second Life is such an enigma. For a social game, people seem to be really annoyed right off the bat when you talk to them. And God forbid, you mention that it is, indeed, a game and they'll go into instant maximum overdrive as if you've just shattered their illusion of existence. Which you probably did.
Second life is a huge wide game with very little new players coming in. Finding someone with a 3 day old account show up randomly at your out of the way pet store legitimately asking to buy second life breedable pets is practically an impossibility.
this is very true. I like the digital society aspect of it, in particular when you see new projects build on the decentralised web, that's gonna be the future. However it seems like people nowadays in game are very often very unwilling to put up with anyone. They usually chase the quick fun things and people and ignore the rest.
The old people on SL are like that, pretty weird. Younger people are less likely to be immediately hostile lol it's hilarious to see them getting trolled though
@@MrSlaughterrific i mean, i wouldnt really call it a "game". A game has goals and mechanics and what not. It's like a sandbox or something, on its own its not really much of a game lol
"You keep asking the same stupid questions and I answer them and then you act like you don't understand." The man saw the bait, acknowledge that it was bait, and still took it ☠️
the thing I noticed about SL players is that they are so desperate for human interaction that they will jump at any opportunity, even if it's to get mad at someone lol
@@DeezN1892 He means that's the only content really worth making videos about. Since the OP obviously doesn't play Second Life themselves, their only exposure is through videos such as these. As someone who still occasionally plays, I can tell you first-hand that the age range of SL players varies wildly depending on where you go and what subcommunities you're active in.
unfortunately yeah, its because their advertisement appeals to primarily 40yo's so people who just genuinely enjoy photography/character design/etc in the game get a bad name as well. its funny too because all their avi's are so damn ugly and outdated because they're too stupid to upgrade
Dude's a f777ing liar. No vet in the damn entire country "wishes they had a gun". They all have guns, even the one's that aren't supposed to have them. Pure lies.
That kabul line was like a hit right into a weakspot. The way he reacted makes me feel that he plays SL because he is utterly unable to interact with normal people without flipping out.
This game is a trip. The people who still play it are like the decaying denizens of The Land of Oz, jabbering incoherently and wandering aimlessly long after the curtains have been drawn and the movie's finished.
it makes sense that an afghan vet would be playing this game. theres no way to trigger their ptsd unless a rare daniel comes around and reminds them kabul was retaken in one day by the taliban.
Some people just ruin it by being extra fucking cringe tho. If I ever run into Daniel and I know he’s trolling, I’m gonna let him do his thing with the other people and not ruin it by going, “DANIEL, OMG, OMG, CAN YOU HEAR ME, OK?” Lol. You’d think they know that doing that annoys the hell out of him and ruins his attempt to troll
@@Camad I'm sure even the most untalented person can become a 3D expert in well under 14 years, meanwhile this dude hasn't really learned anything of value playing this and also singlehandedly allowed Kabul to fall in one day.
i'm also a veteran in the iraq war, I was in fallujah in 2006 and I served in the 75th Ranger Regiment, we went door-to-door, finding and killin' hajis, we used so many flashbangs and fired so many rounds from my M16A4 I now have severe hearing loss, we also were in the nuke radius when 50'000 of US serviceman were in that city. but I lived through, but not for long, my doctor tells me my cancer is coming back. RIP LT.VASQUEZ and soon RIP PVT.Jackson
I know that other guy, the one that just makes dumb voices and says obscene stuff. Not that funny. Daniel has that psycho subtly that is just so funny to watch unfold.
@@NGRevenant was actually going to mention them as well, the only actually funny sl trolls other than daniel - not that it’s a booming business. Unfortunately the bad guys don’t seem to get much love.
"You have to pay for stuff, or else you only have what's free, and all the free stuff looks like shit." "Oh ok. Are these dragons free? They look free."
Whenever I see these Second Life videos of people 50+ online I get 2nd Hand Depression. That's no way to live life at their age. Shits depressing af with context
Thats what I'm left wondering after each video... There's a 52 year old veteran who's been selling dragons for 14 years online. That dude is just... out there. He exists. Better yet, he is extremely fucking serious about his dragon sales.
Be in your fifties, work dead end job for 20+ years, be divorced, or single. Nothing left to do besides drink beer, perhaps smoke cigarettes and spend money on 2nd life and wait out the clock of life ! I know a guy exactly like this at my work, I work at a truck manufacturing facility! He is a relatively nice fellow, but rough around the edges in that blue collar boomer way, and can talk alot about video games
I'm in awe of Daniel's killer instinct to hone in on the war once the dragon seller brought it up. Daniel can break people down as well as any seasoned interrogator lol
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised at all if Daniel was a professional interrogator/psychologist of some sort, and specialized in all of the ways you can tilt a person. Like, he does it for a non-content purpose, but his hobby after work is to fuck with people online with those same methods.
I mean, the dude tossed out that cliched line about what he "fought for" pretty unsolicited. He practically asked for it. What Daniel has is the savage, coldly-sociopathic instinct to pounce on that without a second thought.
This 52 year old man spends large amounts of his days walking around this low res virtual world that's completely devoid of any soul breeding virtual dragons, and he started when he was 38
Second Life, the simulation of purgatory where you drift aimlessly together with other lost souls trying to find some sort of meaning to your existence. These people are so detached from reality and so far up their own ass you can disturb them by just saying “all of this isnt real”
@@highonlife2323 it makes me wonder if Stephen Paddock was an avid player in one of these games. And one day he realized this is his life, went berserk, and shot up a concert
The dragons are really metaphors for Afghanistan. You spend a lot of money on your dragon, but if you stop feeding it, it dies. Oh well, onto the next dragon.
@@doofsdoofs How humiliating. To unknowingly commit a grammatical error in a UA-cam comment, how abhorrent of myself. I have attempted to right the error of my ways, but I know I cannot be forgiven. Farewell, friends. The Talibean says I'm to be hung by the femur in the streets of Cobble. That way, I never make a mathematical airor again.
"Thank you for your service" "Well.. thank you for your support.." ..."they took it back pretty quickly though, in one day. So something tells me you guys didn't do a good job" Holy shit lmaoooo
@@G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2 why’d he change the latest video’s thumbnail though. I liked the original. Edit: nevermind, its back. God this channel is weird.
I am eternally curious as to this woman’s relation to the man. Is she his wife in real life? Is she a groupie for the veteran dragon seller? Is she in love with this online man and his dragons? The world may never know
SL is literally just old people living vicariously through avatars they wish they looked like, having relationships they wished they could have in real life. It’s the saddest thing ever.
gotta love how the salesman immediately starts trying to disuade him from buying a dragon like "you gotta feed it every day...." hes literally hinting "you have to play this every day and pay bills for it like irl" what a pathetic life.
Dang he's a vet who basically risked his life for an oil company, and now he's helping the second life creators make money while he's panhandling for $2. You can take the puppet out of the army fatigues but you can't make him think.
i'm also a veteran in the iraq war, I was in fallujah in 2006 and I served in the 75th Ranger Regiment, we went door-to-door, finding and killin' hajis, we used so many flashbangs and fired so many rounds from my M16A4 I now have severe hearing loss, we also were in the nuke radius when 50'000 of US serviceman were in that city. but I lived through, but not for long, my doctor tells me my cancer is coming back. RIP LT.VASQUEZ and soon RIP PVT.Jackson
Daniel's content is literally the only experience I have with Second Life and I as much as I love these videos I'm slightly disappointed when he uploads because I know my faith in humanity is about to take a hit with every video.
I wish I could find someone that was on the level of Daniel, sadly I don't think they exist. Estaban is pretty good but doesn't hold a torch to Daniel.
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“I don’t want to buy a Porsche at 52 because I’ll look stupid”
Literally playing Second Life at age 52.
Selling dragons, no less.
@@Keygentlemen The manliest profession
The irony of what he said is next lvl, lmao.
If he’s happy
@@GojoGunning yeah honestly as long as you're vibing and having a good time who cares what you do at specifically 52, that being said it always seems like Second Life people are always edging for drama as if its all there is to entertain yourself, like Daniels dumbass antics would make me laugh, instead they just get offended and act all high and mighty every time lmao
"They took Kabul in one day, you must have not done a very good job"
Lmao, fucking savage.
king
LOL...
Legit felt like I was there, my stomach dropped when he said that 😂
Lmao shiet
😂 No way he’s his parents house in his life …guaranteed
As soon as you call it a game they get angry faster than kabul was taken
Nice analogy, I will steal that one
good one
HAAAA!
LMFAO!
😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
"The free stuff is crap"
"These small dragons look like they're free"
It flew over his head but damn that was a fine insult.
"It's just a game" such magic words to make everyone on SL turn against you it's hilarious
They all have the same insecurity.
@it’s nun time, nerd yeah but they took kabul in 1 day
@@rodrigojps that in itself is really sad and weird
Or called racist somehow
@@rodrigojps no offense but that comment alone was so dumb
Daniels childlike curiosity just seems to rub people the wrong way
he just wanted a big dragon that wouldn’t die. Who doesn’t want that???
like in the movies!
@@Ancel7 more commas please
Except that one lion furry. That dude was completely open to explaining to Daniel what he was all about. Weirdly, the chillest dude Daniel's dealt with on SL.
Pretty sure he is editing out a lot of annoyance
This dude is a twice-deployed war veteran at 52 and he spends his days selling virtual dragons in an outdated software while posing as a tall, muscled, tan caricature of a male supermodel and e-dating someone that poses like a stereotypical pornstar.
This kinda shit makes me realize that I'm far, far away from rock bottom.
PTSD is a wild disease
Who'd go on the internet and tell lies?
@@Sernival Ikr
you're just jealous he had a girlfriend and dragons
I don't think I'm far and it scares me
Second Life is such an enigma. For a social game, people seem to be really annoyed right off the bat when you talk to them. And God forbid, you mention that it is, indeed, a game and they'll go into instant maximum overdrive as if you've just shattered their illusion of existence. Which you probably did.
it's a 'sim' luel
Second life is a huge wide game with very little new players coming in. Finding someone with a 3 day old account show up randomly at your out of the way pet store legitimately asking to buy second life breedable pets is practically an impossibility.
this is very true. I like the digital society aspect of it, in particular when you see new projects build on the decentralised web, that's gonna be the future. However it seems like people nowadays in game are very often very unwilling to put up with anyone. They usually chase the quick fun things and people and ignore the rest.
It's GTA RP for boomers. Soon all the zoomers/millennials on GTA RP will be sounding like them
The old people on SL are like that, pretty weird. Younger people are less likely to be immediately hostile lol it's hilarious to see them getting trolled though
I love how nothing gets them upset faster than reminding them its a game.
I was really hoping we'd go down the IT'S NOT A GAME IT'S SECOND LIFE route
That was the moment he snapped xD It's kinda sad really but at least something's giving them a worth of self i guess.
@@MrSlaughterrific i mean, i wouldnt really call it a "game". A game has goals and mechanics and what not. It's like a sandbox or something, on its own its not really much of a game lol
@@Rhapbus1 sandbox is a type of game
@@Rhapbus1 in any case it isnt a life
"You keep asking the same stupid questions and I answer them and then you act like you don't understand." The man saw the bait, acknowledge that it was bait, and still took it ☠️
The first victim to actually describe daniels
He falls for the bait.
Because it's a role play server.
Interacting with people is basically all people do in role playing games.
😂
@@sownheard it's not RP
@@MudHut67 it's not lol?
the thing I noticed about SL players is that they are so desperate for human interaction that they will jump at any opportunity, even if it's to get mad at someone lol
"I have a mortgage."
Daniels still paying for the house from the last video.
HAHAHAHAHHA
Nah he just moved in with his neighbors
Is it just me, or is 90% of Second Life just middle aged, self conscious edge-lords who are weirdly easy to offend?
It's what boomers do to process their midlife crisis when they can't afford a Harley.
Not really, that's just what makes for funny videos.
@@zarlg what mean?
@@DeezN1892 He means that's the only content really worth making videos about. Since the OP obviously doesn't play Second Life themselves, their only exposure is through videos such as these. As someone who still occasionally plays, I can tell you first-hand that the age range of SL players varies wildly depending on where you go and what subcommunities you're active in.
unfortunately yeah, its because their advertisement appeals to primarily 40yo's so people who just genuinely enjoy photography/character design/etc in the game get a bad name as well. its funny too because all their avi's are so damn ugly and outdated because they're too stupid to upgrade
“I served in Afghanistan” “they look it back in one day” fucking dead
I’m a veteran and that shit killed me 😂😂. I could tell the dude really got upset over that 😂
Fucking hell I am stitches after hearing him say that 😂😂😂😂
Dude's a f777ing liar. No vet in the damn entire country "wishes they had a gun". They all have guns, even the one's that aren't supposed to have them.
Pure lies.
best line by far and I spent 6 months in that shit hole
2 tours of afgan but been on SL 14 years hmmmm
"You have no manners."
*threatens to kill Daniel 5 minutes later*
They're always so mad.
Have you seen silence of the lambs? Kinda how the manners thing goes
It only took like five minutes of conversation to get this guy to land straight on homicide as the next logical sequence of events.
@@connyswiss4259 you ok ?
@@connyswiss4259 I literally didn't understand a single word of this. Are you ok?
That kabul line was like a hit right into a weakspot. The way he reacted makes me feel that he plays SL because he is utterly unable to interact with normal people without flipping out.
When you put it that way, that's very sad and depressing.
"I'm not gonna buy an exhausted animal"
I just love the way it sounds, as if sleeping doesn't exist and the product is broken lmao
This game is a trip. The people who still play it are like the decaying denizens of The Land of Oz, jabbering incoherently and wandering aimlessly long after the curtains have been drawn and the movie's finished.
This description had me rolling bro lmao
Sadge
Return to Oz was a great movie though, severely underrated.
I think they were the founders and people who put money into the "real estate".
Bro this is the OG guy he pranked from the Biker house vid years ago. sick
Daniel: [Says anything]
Random person: "Excuse me?"
Daniel: "Target sighted."
simmer down......... manbearpig, simmer down
@@jesterssketchbook hey just calm down okay
it makes sense that an afghan vet would be playing this game. theres no way to trigger their ptsd unless a rare daniel comes around and reminds them kabul was retaken in one day by the taliban.
If the Taliban had employed Daniel to run psyops maybe they would've taken Kabul in half a day
That dude was actually fucking hilarious. "You don't have 3 days? Are you terminal?"
Never stop, Daniel. You're the king. Lmao
Imagine playing your favourite online game then you suddenly hear the legendary *"Hello?"* 🤣🤣
can you hear me?
My friend was streaming phasmo on discord and that happened. Sadly he left pretty quickly
@@austen2751 yeah he's not gonna get a video out of "oh hey whats up Daniel love your shit man"
Some people just ruin it by being extra fucking cringe tho. If I ever run into Daniel and I know he’s trolling, I’m gonna let him do his thing with the other people and not ruin it by going, “DANIEL, OMG, OMG, CAN YOU HEAR ME, OK?” Lol. You’d think they know that doing that annoys the hell out of him and ruins his attempt to troll
Settle down, okay?
Imagine being a Afghanistan ghost that fell to the hands of a man who’s been selling virtual dragons for around a fourth of his life.
😭😭😂😂😂😭😭
gonna guess the closest this guy has gotten to Afghanistan is in COD
@@McDiezel079 He probably did serve based on his reaction when Daniel started shit-talking about it lol, every Afghan vet hates what happened
@@McDiezel079 yeah you're right there are zero gamers in the army
this is sarcasm btw
@@DevinDTV Who said that? play some ARMA and you'll run into plenty of vets.
This guy is just full of shit
"i don't want to look stupid at 52 buying a porsche car"
- shows low poly asset flips that he wants to sell for imaginary money at 53
bro no way i bet he actually made them from scratch! for years!
This is Second Life, it's REAL money
14 years. Hasn’t touched 3D modelling software once.
@@Camad I'm sure even the most untalented person can become a 3D expert in well under 14 years, meanwhile this dude hasn't really learned anything of value playing this and also singlehandedly allowed Kabul to fall in one day.
I love how Daniel barely even talks and these people turn into the Dead Rising NPC bosses in seconds lmao.
this is a great comment lol
Didn't know mcafee survived and is now selling dragons in second life
Gotta get that yacht money back somehow.
@@Yautja834 lmao
Dude thought of this immediately
$chwacked
They plugged him into Second Life Matrix-style, no wonder he sounds pissed.
The way she snapped when he called them dwarf dragons got me dying rn
Woman moment
then starts flicking her bean immediately after
Dude his follow up with 'yea, but they're so small' got me so bad
@@MiracleFruitClock That’s good imagery. How would you feel about writing a sex scene for me?
@@thedeadmoth I don't think that was a woman.
Feels like a conversation between a drunk wizard and a cynical peasant
"you're a lunatic" - 52 year old man who sells made up dragons in a 10 year old virtual life game
Isn't SL even closer to 20 years now?
@@StubenhockerElite yeah it got released in 2003 it's like going back in time watching this shit
And he said he’s been playing for 14 years, goddamn
For 15 years bro 😂😭
@@UncleJakey9 I was fifteen back than..my god. And even than..I never played this retarded ass shit
"You have no manners."
>Instantly hostile when a new player asks about the dragons
Meanwhile the first thing Daniels said was "hELLo"
1000th like lol
“This ones exhausted why would I buy an exhausted animal” unreal quote
He just keeps laying him baits and he just keeps falling to them, surreal!
yes
AFGHANISTAN : TWICE
AGE : 52
BLONDE : HOT
PORSCHE : OBTAINED
TOOK IT BACK : ONE DAY
DRAGON : EXHAUSTED
MILLION DOLLARS : LACKING
DNSL: TALIBAN?
Fvcking Great you guys are.🤣🤣🤣
GROWN: UP
06:33 his impersonation of Daniel made me laugh to the point of crying
Lol yeah dude
If only he would have given the Afghani people some free dragons they wouldn't have taken Kabul in one day
they call this dragon diplomacy
@TheCandleWaxx they could just do the payment stuff later.
Imagine fighting in a war that you're fraudulent government orchestrated and then 10 years later having a youtuber use that fact to belittle you.
@@Christian_Luczejko they took kabul in one day
@@Christian_Luczejko most of them only sign up to get an obligatory Dodge Challenger with their signing bonus
Holy shit “they took it back pretty quick” HAHAHAHAHAHA
I wheezed so hard
Daniel says "in 1 day" four times here.
And it's fucking hilarious every time.
I had to pause the video it's almost too much lmfao
Daniel not holding anything back
It was too good
That line killed me
6:29 - He accuses Daniel of not saying "hi" when first making contact...but the video evidence at 0:04 suggests otherwise...
As a Marine Corps vet, I want to thank you Daniel, for your service. They took it back in one fucking day!
They took Kabul in one day.
i'm also a veteran in the iraq war, I was in fallujah in 2006 and I served in the 75th Ranger Regiment, we went door-to-door, finding and killin' hajis, we used so many flashbangs and fired so many rounds from my M16A4 I now have severe hearing loss, we also were in the nuke radius when 50'000 of US serviceman were in that city. but I lived through, but not for long, my doctor tells me my cancer is coming back. RIP LT.VASQUEZ and soon RIP PVT.Jackson
@@cpi3267damn Imran Zakhaev!
@@cpi3267that's tough but it's history
Daniel single-handedly revives the second life trolling genre.
I know that other guy, the one that just makes dumb voices and says obscene stuff. Not that funny. Daniel has that psycho subtly that is just so funny to watch unfold.
The Bad Guys are the kings of SL trolling tbh
@@NGRevenant was actually going to mention them as well, the only actually funny sl trolls other than daniel - not that it’s a booming business. Unfortunately the bad guys don’t seem to get much love.
RIP Lavender Storydel, she was the best at subtly trolling the women in SL
@@amphg7647 they're slowly getting nuked from yt
"They're not for sale."
*three seconds later*
"You wanna buy one?"
Why buy when you can just download a dragon mod in minecraft and ride one for free with better gameplay
@@XxInfinityxXTimer SL has a weird ass farming system where you can legit sell those dragons or whatever for hundreds and thousands.
“These dragons are not for sale, they’re mine.”
Less than a minute later
“Would you like to buy a dragon?”
"You have to pay for stuff, or else you only have what's free, and all the free stuff looks like shit."
"Oh ok. Are these dragons free? They look free."
"I'm 52, I'm a grown up."
-Man on SECOND LIFE
Grown ass man
@@TS-qg7bc Grown up two times, its his second life.
second life is like 99% boomers, not surprising
@@QuasiTronOfficial lmao
Whenever I see these Second Life videos of people 50+ online I get 2nd Hand Depression. That's no way to live life at their age. Shits depressing af with context
Second Life is a fever dream. How does it exist? How do these people exist?
Thats what I'm left wondering after each video... There's a 52 year old veteran who's been selling dragons for 14 years online. That dude is just... out there. He exists. Better yet, he is extremely fucking serious about his dragon sales.
@@Vandyno Just like any video game it something that your brain enjoys. You cannot explain human intrest, it just is.
Be in your fifties, work dead end job for 20+ years, be divorced, or single. Nothing left to do besides drink beer, perhaps smoke cigarettes and spend money on 2nd life and wait out the clock of life ! I know a guy exactly like this at my work, I work at a truck manufacturing facility! He is a relatively nice fellow, but rough around the edges in that blue collar boomer way, and can talk alot about video games
They don't
@@jin4006 I want to agree with you, but if I ever sell dragons on 2nd life I want someone to put a bullet in me.
7:00 hahaha, you absolute legend. "They took it back in 1 day" I'm dead 😂
"Thank you for your service"
Daniel is being surprisingly nice what's goi-
"They took it back pretty quickly though...In one day"
I'm in awe of Daniel's killer instinct to hone in on the war once the dragon seller brought it up. Daniel can break people down as well as any seasoned interrogator lol
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised at all if Daniel was a professional interrogator/psychologist of some sort, and specialized in all of the ways you can tilt a person.
Like, he does it for a non-content purpose, but his hobby after work is to fuck with people online with those same methods.
I mean, the dude tossed out that cliched line about what he "fought for" pretty unsolicited. He practically asked for it. What Daniel has is the savage, coldly-sociopathic instinct to pounce on that without a second thought.
@@100dead Or he's just a sociopath. They are notoriously good at breaking people down.
@@SerpentGirl21 stop throwing around words and diagnosis you don't understand
@@iwong3357 yeah. "This is what I fought for?" says man selling dragons in a videogame. What a true American hero.
Daniel gave a third PTSD to this man.
SL is a containment dream chamber for losers with big egos and Daniels is bringing them reality lololol
@@casperd2100 It's like twitter but with 3D character models.
You know he has a point, an ongoing real-world cost to keep a virtual pet does feel like a scam.
This 52 year old man spends large amounts of his days walking around this low res virtual world that's completely devoid of any soul breeding virtual dragons, and he started when he was 38
I want a long form interview and documentary with this man.
"They took Kabul in one day"
I swear Daniel has the best sound bytes
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Sheeeeeeeeesh *kabul* sheeeeeeeesh DAMN DANIEL!
@@TheDifferenced ?
@@TheDifferenced ?
@@mumplol he's a lunatic, just like Daniel
"I already have the beautiful blonde" *mouthbreathing intensifies*
It makes me so uncomfortable that she chose to turn on her microphone just to do that ;(
@@regan6983 It was so fucking out of place and funny.
pretty sure she was flicking the bean
Wtf was that?
1:33 that was so disqusting and creepy
"They took Kabul in o n e d a y ." lmao you killed him
It’s like stumbling upon an ancient native tribe that has not seen the outside world
Damn this guy had all the dragons and three girls. What a alpha
they sound like "girls" alright
But he couldn't hold Afghanistan
He even sounds like he’s 400lb minimum
More like coomer
@defspace lmfao
These second life players are the best roleplayers in the world and they don’t even know what role playing is
Your comment is VERY underrated
Top lol
Yup. They believe they live that reality lol. Both physically, and mentally.
@@thefallenknight2354 real money makes it kinda more real
@@igorigor3960 it makes it that much sadder too
2:15 daniel says those 4 magic words that always set them off
Second Life, the simulation of purgatory where you drift aimlessly together with other lost souls trying to find some sort of meaning to your existence. These people are so detached from reality and so far up their own ass you can disturb them by just saying “all of this isnt real”
I feel really bad for Daniel. He just wants to buy a dragon, or feed the community tacos, and it always devolves into this.
Are they dwarf dragons?
exactly
Well as they say, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.”
It's amazing how much we learn about this guy, his backstory, and his weird sexuality without Daniel asking question one.
Underrated comment. It makes sense why we all watch these vids
these are just boomers with too much time on their hands lol this game is so sad
@@highonlife2323 At least it keeps them occupied.
@@highonlife2323 it makes me wonder if Stephen Paddock was an avid player in one of these games. And one day he realized this is his life, went berserk, and shot up a concert
@@stuffenjoyer2223 truly bizarre comment
“They took Kabul in one day” chefs kiss
They DID take Kabul in one day tho.
One of the most angry 52 year old Dutch ex-army second life dragon sellers I've seen this week
Former Army part is a lie. Only thing this guy served, was sloppy bjs in the back of an alley.
Can’t have shit in SL
@rеtаrd banned 7 life sentences
@rеtаrd kinda antisemitic of you
@@niccerkadoabuckado8256 which is based
coom dudd
Still confused why its monthly payment do people buy that?
"They took Kabul in 1 day."
Famous last words
"how much for the dwarf dragon?"
female: "THEY'RE NOT DWARVES, THEY'RE BABIES!!!"
calm down ok?
Hey settle down ok
It's really unnecessary to refer to women as females.
@@spaghettigal settle down okay?
@@spaghettigal sorry, i'll refer to them as bitches instead from now on :)
@@spaghettigal Why? Women are female
"Wait so these are females?" *audible groans* Never change Daniel
are these all asleep?
sus *0_0*
“No their wide awake, can you see that? Fucking lunatic.”
The dragons are really metaphors for Afghanistan. You spend a lot of money on your dragon, but if you stop feeding it, it dies. Oh well, onto the next dragon.
Dude, u just made my day, great joke
@@DrHard1 Joke? :D
"Aphganistan"
@@doofsdoofs How humiliating. To unknowingly commit a grammatical error in a UA-cam comment, how abhorrent of myself. I have attempted to right the error of my ways, but I know I cannot be forgiven. Farewell, friends. The Talibean says I'm to be hung by the femur in the streets of Cobble. That way, I never make a mathematical airor again.
I like that
This guy's running the Prey(2006) skin.
The payoff at the end made it all worth it. "They took Kabul in one day."
"Thank you for your service"
"Well.. thank you for your support.."
..."they took it back pretty quickly though, in one day. So something tells me you guys didn't do a good job"
Holy shit lmaoooo
rekt
Daniel's voice gets increasingly more and more aggressive during that last line lmao
@@Knapperoni The most emotion I've heard in his voice ever lmao
@@DJ-fb9cf It threw me off so hard the first time I watched it lmaooooooooo
You know the saying "if you don't have a dragon by 50, you failed at life" has never been more true
When a roblox place that allows you to raise a dragon and ride them can give you more enjoyment compare to this second life game
@@XxInfinityxXTimer lmao
@@XxInfinityxXTimer second *game
They told me if i remained a virgin until 30 i would become a wizard, i think maybe they lied?
1:33 made me feel wierd. I feel the urge to take a shower.
Can't wait for *A23*
What the hell is with the names?
Three channels so maybe he's temporary marking them to tell the difference?
@@G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2 why’d he change the latest video’s thumbnail though. I liked the original.
Edit: nevermind, its back. God this channel is weird.
this game seems more and more like an asylum after every video you upload... and im loving it lol
The developers knew they could build a prison so attractive to these... people, that they would keep themselves locked up away from the rest of us
@@shinobi-no-bueno when you put it that way.. i love second life
@@BoogieBrando +1
IT'S NOT A GAME!!!11!!
so did you get it? the dragon
I don’t think he did the dragon the balls the dragon the balls the I don’t the think he the dragon balls don’t I he did.
Berd selling berds on second berd
Probably not
LOL this comment section is insane
I love how he can get people steamy just for being friendly lmao
I love how he can easily adapt and roast them in their own wierd world
These videos have taught me that there is something very strange about the people who play Second Life.
I bet Goofball has a pretty sick Second Life character.
If your just now realizing this I'm scared for you on the internet
@@mrplayfulshade1038 I just now realized this fact and i’m so scared right now dude
so many strange little characters, they don’t feel real
second life users are completely in their own personal fantasy life simulation and it's both frightening and amusing
"If you want the free stuff it looks like crap"
"These small ones look like they're free"
Unreleased generic N64 dragon game levels of quality here my friend. This is the good shit.
The guy had patience, I admit. But the moment D called SL a game, he snapped and started name calling lmfao.
Kabul was taken in one day because they only had dwarf dragons there.
52 with 14 years invested into SL, that’s the definition of a tragic existence.
Umm, excuse me? How many dragons do you own? Did you punch the tally ban twice times?? Yeah, diden't not thinked so m8
@@NegHead
They took Kabul in one day
@@NegHead I used to owned a dragon and ride it back in roblox and I feel like a chad at 11 years old. Sadly that place is gone
I imagine fighting and seeing shit in Afghanistan has something to do with it
@@Turboviikinki That's why you shouldn't become a mercenary, no matter how much welfare the government dangles in front of you.
I am eternally curious as to this woman’s relation to the man. Is she his wife in real life? Is she a groupie for the veteran dragon seller? Is she in love with this online man and his dragons? The world may never know
its obviously a dude
They took Kabul in one day!
@@blazo8700 not by the sound of her voice tho
SL is literally just old people living vicariously through avatars they wish they looked like, having relationships they wished they could have in real life. It’s the saddest thing ever.
it sounds like a voice changer
gotta love how the salesman immediately starts trying to disuade him from buying a dragon like "you gotta feed it every day...." hes literally hinting "you have to play this every day and pay bills for it like irl" what a pathetic life.
1:28 made me the most uncomfortable I've ever been in my entire life
didn’t think daniel’s new catchphrase would be “they took Kabul in one day”
I don't understand the point though, if you take out all your dudes from one place, of course other dudes are going to move in.
@@Resanctify There is no point. Daniel is just trolling him to get a reaction. That's what trolls do, they try to bait you.
@@imraneyubov1 Nah pretty sure Daniel was making a fine critique at the US Military's war strategies
@@luan.galaxy Daniels rust videos prove he's very well versed in gorilla warfare
@@Resanctify well the issue is the Afghan government whas supposed to have an army...
He fought twice, that's a lot of fighting
More impressive than one fight
alright^.
But he lost this time
@@tomtommerson6320 Getting decked in the face is impressive.
They took it back pretty quick tho
7:06 you can physically hear him snap after he said it
He owns those dragons
People pretend that talking to Daniel is a waste of time...
Yet, they've been playing SL for more than 2 decennia.
Decennia?
@@trickyok that's thousands
@@FluufyPvPTM dec- means ten. millennia is thousands.
@@yoyoyo761 wow 1000 10's is a lot
iT hAsEnT eVeN bEeN oUt tHaT lOnG
"They took it back in one day" was such a genius method of trolling and the result was probably better than Daniel had ever dreamed possible.
You got likes thought I’d tell you
@@Nayhan123 hell yeah dude
Seems like Daniel isn't amazed by the reactions he get's when he talks, so, he must be far away from our level xD
Oh my god he got destroyed
They took Kabul in one day
Dang he's a vet who basically risked his life for an oil company, and now he's helping the second life creators make money while he's panhandling for $2.
You can take the puppet out of the army fatigues but you can't make him think.
That last "They took kabul in one day" cut the deepest lmao.
6:31 "You came here you didn't say hi..."
Literally the very first thing Daniel says:
Hello?
14 year on second life. Respect your veterans
He did two tours in *looks up SL cities* Kama City
@@HallsteinI what a trooper. salute
i'm also a veteran in the iraq war, I was in fallujah in 2006 and I served in the 75th Ranger Regiment, we went door-to-door, finding and killin' hajis, we used so many flashbangs and fired so many rounds from my M16A4 I now have severe hearing loss, we also were in the nuke radius when 50'000 of US serviceman were in that city. but I lived through, but not for long, my doctor tells me my cancer is coming back. RIP LT.VASQUEZ and soon RIP PVT.Jackson
“you got something terminal?” literally spat out my beverage
he got told its a game and immediately started insulting
when the lady moans after he said he has a beatiful blond is the cringest thing ever 1:25
What the fuck did she even do????
"lady"
I could smell her breath from here
@@depressedluigi7719 Breathed into the microphone
i thought she was yawning or something lmao
Daniel's content is literally the only experience I have with Second Life and I as much as I love these videos I'm slightly disappointed when he uploads because I know my faith in humanity is about to take a hit with every video.
I always wondered what became of that poor kid in rust bowmaster Daniel's video. "Give it behk to me, give it BEHK to me."
Check out Esteban Winsmore
I wish I could find someone that was on the level of Daniel, sadly I don't think they exist. Estaban is pretty good but doesn't hold a torch to Daniel.
People just take the game too seriously. I’ve played IMVU and both communities are exactly the same; they both have delusional people.
"you don't have four days, you have something terminal?"