PKA 138 w/Murka Durkah - Epic Kyle Poop Story

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  • @Dillon6479
    @Dillon6479 7 років тому +195

    All of the hosts in one.

    • @Bittamin
      @Bittamin 4 роки тому +10

      This is a beautiful comment

    • @JasonX2
      @JasonX2 3 роки тому +15

      They should have this lineup back for episode 1000

    • @Mcdaveytrain
      @Mcdaveytrain 2 роки тому

      Including the most entertaining host and worst host of all time

    • @lillucifer393
      @lillucifer393 2 роки тому

      The only comment in the entire section that matters ♡

  • @xKapownd
    @xKapownd 11 років тому +19

    Well thank you. It's always fun being on the show. To his credit, Woody asks me rather often, the last few months I've just been too busy with school and other things to oblige.

    • @Wangchung405
      @Wangchung405 9 місяців тому +4

      Glad to have you here

    • @Bald_MartinFN
      @Bald_MartinFN 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Wangchung405bro its been 11 years

    • @Wangchung405
      @Wangchung405 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Bald_MartinFN still glad to have you here though.

  • @kylewatkin34
    @kylewatkin34 5 років тому +83

    Anyone still come around to this episode

  • @tylerbraud5960
    @tylerbraud5960 3 роки тому +48

    Still come back to the episodes I would listen to while grinding in BF3 back in the day. Still listening to the new. Happy to be part of a crew that’s 10 years deal

  • @iiviiiviivviii
    @iiviiiviivviii 10 років тому +76

    Kyle's story at 3:13:20

  • @landonphillips5666
    @landonphillips5666 10 років тому +22

    i dont miss kyle's old mic

  • @TheIrishJesusXD
    @TheIrishJesusXD 7 років тому +11

    "do you get to count repeat rapes?" crying in a silent office rn trying to hold back laughter.

    • @julian11able
      @julian11able 5 років тому

      You're disgusting you racist bigot.

  • @iAmKingAxiS
    @iAmKingAxiS 5 років тому +16

    All 5 hosts ❤️

  • @magicshrooms666
    @magicshrooms666 Рік тому +3

    You can definitely overdose on Xanax lol

  • @JustFingAwesome
    @JustFingAwesome 11 років тому +10

    This episode had some of the best moments in pka history

  • @i7Cool
    @i7Cool 10 років тому +39

    I like how people never give Kyle shit for lying.
    "I know somebody on a nuclear submarine"
    Yeh ok, Kyle.

    • @i7Cool
      @i7Cool 9 років тому +1

      BlitzBloodFan Kyle did in a PKA ya twat. And theres a difference between SCUF and OpTic and Kyle's situation. A couple a months ago, Kyle, Woody and Taylor got free Xbox ONE's and a bunch of other Assasin's Creed shit so I guess PKA is sponsored by Microsoft now? Even though that was the last time they talked about it.
      But I guess you know about this more than me, dumb bish

    • @andyj2831
      @andyj2831 9 років тому

      Garrett1240 I get SAT, although it is really unlikely. But I get it being plausible. You don't just FORGET your IQ score and think you scored well into genius range. There was no way in hell kyle took an IQ test and genuinely believed he scored a 155/

    • @andyj2831
      @andyj2831 9 років тому

      Garrett1240 50 mins 49 secs into episode 3

    • @andyj2831
      @andyj2831 9 років тому

      Garrett1240 lol i found it on reddit. I saw it a few months back, and they made a post about it recently that I happened to find.

    • @TheTheawesomeguy35
      @TheTheawesomeguy35 7 років тому

      sadboyalex why would he lie dumbfuck

  • @SoFNuTT
    @SoFNuTT 11 років тому +12

    3:36:00 Exactly why Kyle needs to cut the Im-not-FPSRussia charade, and just use his webcam.

  • @awesomcoolperson
    @awesomcoolperson 11 років тому +9

    I couldn't stop laughing when kyle said that there was...stuff on the tank and even the walls

  • @chasedixon1060
    @chasedixon1060 10 років тому +3

    I didn't have a computer for a very long while and now that I do, it's still more convenient to watch it on my phone.

  • @lMaqz
    @lMaqz 4 роки тому +6

    ALL 5

  • @microbat1198
    @microbat1198 9 місяців тому +1

    This was the beginning of an era and a glimpse back to a simpler time

  • @KezHenkz
    @KezHenkz 11 років тому +7

    Murkah's Hilarious! The Cast love him and everyone always laughs at his jokes :) Keep him on

  • @Ska8er4life1000
    @Ska8er4life1000 11 років тому +11

    Murka should be
    On pka again

  • @SyntheticShinobi
    @SyntheticShinobi 10 років тому +31

    I loved this episode. This is when PKA was at it's peak.

  • @armification1
    @armification1 11 років тому +1

    i cant believe i have been listening to these since pka 1

  • @LegitimateBusinessPerson
    @LegitimateBusinessPerson 10 років тому +7

    I would give my enemy the superpower that makes it so everyone can hear his thoughts. No more dirty thoughts for him!

  • @xenopoko6050
    @xenopoko6050 10 років тому +19

    Thou shall not pass in line. Best commandment world.

  • @markusr7904
    @markusr7904 10 років тому +7

    5 days later, Taylor released he's last video.... ;(

  • @TheJJJayz
    @TheJJJayz 11 років тому +2

    i give my enemy the ability to see through everything. therefore seeing nothing

  • @GGCanadian
    @GGCanadian 10 років тому +7

    At like 30:00 Kyle asked how much cod 2 would be And I got it for like 5cents at a garage sale

  • @tejbfan100
    @tejbfan100 10 років тому +8

    DevilDogGamer or IXI Sweat would win more than likely Devil because he was infantry

  • @howwSWAYY
    @howwSWAYY 11 років тому +4

    wings blowed on this podcast

  • @IamPhant0m
    @IamPhant0m 11 років тому +1

    Kyle's toilet story was hilarious.

  • @Datimportedham
    @Datimportedham 9 років тому +8

    Coming back to watch this one, feels like yesterday.

  • @Fuqyocouchh
    @Fuqyocouchh 9 років тому +4

    math talk is better than mic talk any day

  • @austindunn5561
    @austindunn5561 7 років тому +6

    I'm watching this in 2017

  • @RalliRandy
    @RalliRandy 11 років тому

    My 10 Commandments for modern day: 1- Thou shalt not kill unless the victim deserved it. 2- Thou shalt not cheat on gf/ bf. 3- Thou shalt not rape. 4- Thou shalt not be serious racist. 5- Thou shalt not friend zone. 6- Thou shalt live life their way, not controlled by anyone else. 7- Thou shalt stop the serious hate. 8- Thou shalt not lie unless for good reason. 9- Thou shall

  • @JSMsoloman5000
    @JSMsoloman5000 3 роки тому +7

    The show really has come a long way.

  • @landonphillips5666
    @landonphillips5666 10 років тому +16

    i miss wings : (

    • @vel2871
      @vel2871 3 роки тому +2

      that aged like milk

    • @Rezector
      @Rezector 3 роки тому

      @@vel2871 why? i miss him too. he seemed happier in these days too

  • @HandyFridge
    @HandyFridge 10 років тому +3

    Thou shalt not rape is already covered in thou shalt not commit adultery. They didn't miss it.

    • @brutaus
      @brutaus 10 років тому

      Albert Stroller Actually you can go to jail for that

    • @HandyFridge
      @HandyFridge 10 років тому

      Albert Stroller First of all it is covered by the laws in Leviticus and Deuteronomy (Deut 22:25 for example is ONE of the laws). Yes it is talking about marriage but remember this is a culture in which nearly ever woman was either married or pledged to be married from a young age. It would be like the Emancipation Proclamation only freeing 'black' slaves, which would cover just about everyone.

    • @froseph3970
      @froseph3970 10 років тому

      Albert Stroller Most of them don't follow the thing to letter either. Spirit of the law not letter of the law. People who take the bible literally are misguided

  • @NavyRCdude
    @NavyRCdude 11 років тому

    When I was a cart pusher it didn't really bother me when people left their carts in the middle of nowhere, it was just a little extra walk for me. What bothered me is when people would see me pushing a line of carts, make eye contact with me, then push the cart full speed in my general direction and watch, and occasionally laugh, as I chased it down in hopes of preventing it from hitting someone's car. Those people pissed me off.

  • @skylerns
    @skylerns 10 років тому +5

    i love the excuses wings makes

  • @braydenwatson1181
    @braydenwatson1181 8 років тому +5

    "he did px 90 stuff"..... idk why this bothers me so much its P90x

    • @Rezector
      @Rezector 3 роки тому +1

      my mom does the same thing. i think it’s on purpose

  • @Ardeecy
    @Ardeecy 10 років тому +6

    I love pka but sometimes it pains me to hear them talk about things they really don't know about...

    • @boompoe
      @boompoe 10 років тому

      For instance Marvel versus D.C

    • @hunterhall3733
      @hunterhall3733 9 років тому +2

      ***** Yeah, that was giving my cancer.

    • @nightking1122
      @nightking1122 4 роки тому

      Like woody talking about xbox and drm

  • @KingofClutch3
    @KingofClutch3 11 років тому +1

    I remember when the avengers first came out, Woody lived the fact that all the characters worked together, but now he believes that everyone not a superhero is not worth seeing

  • @youknowJP
    @youknowJP 10 років тому

    Ads in front of a low-quality stream is every sport online. There will be millions of people watching a game in 240p

  • @wekky420ranarr
    @wekky420ranarr 11 років тому +1

    Best 'HERO': Deadpool, he's an anti-hero.

  • @licky02
    @licky02 11 років тому +2

    LOL That awkward silence after Wings announces his salary!!

  • @Akafkn
    @Akafkn 11 років тому +1

    Haha, I love Murka Durkah. He should be on PKA every week!

  • @jamiedmurphy
    @jamiedmurphy 11 років тому

    Newsflash Woody: Doctors/Dentists are always late. Your expectation that they shouldn't be is fair, I just think you'd struggle to find one that isn't.

  • @Imapkerareu
    @Imapkerareu 11 років тому

    In Injustice, the Joker kidnapped Lois Lane, killed superman's unborn child and put the trigger to a nuke inside her, then blew up Metropolis. Superman responded by punching the Joker straight through his chest, with the Joker's heart in his hand.

  • @ghoulie11
    @ghoulie11 11 років тому

    Plain and simple, allow both digital and physical sales. If you buy the digital copy you get all of the perks of owning the license, if you own the physical copy than you forfeit the perks of a digital license.

  • @TOXIC-jq3ry
    @TOXIC-jq3ry Рік тому

    Coming back to the past to say that overtraining is a thing, but 90% of the population won't overtrain. It's pretty hard to overtrain because eventually you'll be so tired, you'll take some rest. Your body does adapt to things, but its the same as starvation: your body won't adapt to starving. You'll always be starving at some point or another.
    You can't train everyday for years and build muscle or get better. You'll eventually get diminsihing returns and even reverse some of your gains from breakdown.

  • @ZachRihn1
    @ZachRihn1 11 років тому +1

    I'm envious of Kyle's future grandchildren. He has so many stories.

  • @FrawgD11
    @FrawgD11 11 років тому

    A battery. In terms of inanimate objects having life, a battery has the worst life. It spends all of it's time essentially in a cubical, and think of it, for its entire life, it is either working, or it is dead.

  • @RosdelProductions
    @RosdelProductions 11 років тому +2

    I was literally watching on my iPhone when the topic about mobile users popped up. I watch it on my phone cause it passes time at my work.

  • @TheFuffyGamer
    @TheFuffyGamer 11 років тому

    Woody has Mic Talk
    Wings has Truck Talk
    Kyle has Game of Thrones Talk
    Lefty has Racist Talk

  • @APenguinInATux
    @APenguinInATux 11 років тому +2

    i havent even finished this episode and theres a new one out already!

  • @APenguinInATux
    @APenguinInATux 11 років тому

    so let me get this straight, kyle is wings, and wings is secretly a gymnast/ballerina and lefty is a rebirth of hitler/stalin and woody is clevland. right?

  • @ShallWeCraftHuB
    @ShallWeCraftHuB 11 років тому

    woody at 26:00 just completely changed all his previous opinions, freaking ridiculous. he just takes all the thoughts he had that he mentioned, and acts like its the best thing ever now.

  • @kingklick6191998
    @kingklick6191998 11 років тому +2

    "You know how a real man shaves his beard? He doesn't."

  • @theccft
    @theccft 11 років тому

    came back from a vacation, so now i have time to just suck up all these PKAs ive missed

  • @xDcoy
    @xDcoy 11 років тому

    The link on Kyle's image is to Woody for the same reason that Kyle has no webcam. He wants to stay anonymous to the people who don't know who he really is.

  • @7737kman
    @7737kman 11 років тому +2

    wings high intense eating definitely leads to early death

  • @TheBarneyPenny
    @TheBarneyPenny 11 років тому

    Woody, i think the solution is to make it so once you buy a game (even a used game) you can set it to your profile so you can then download it and it's on your profile AND you have the physical copy.

  • @dylanholt8039
    @dylanholt8039 11 років тому

    Yea theres a reason we have lines but theres also a reason we have doctors appointments but they never call u back at ur appointment

  • @StevenVito
    @StevenVito 11 років тому

    Actually, Batman is the most powerful superhero. Batman is the most intelligent and tactically savvy member of the Justice League and has the ability to take down every other superhero at once.(He has defeated Superman on several occasions)

  • @ninjasmokefromnarnia
    @ninjasmokefromnarnia 11 років тому

    This is the only episode I will watch on a mobile device.

  • @InTheSnakepit
    @InTheSnakepit 11 років тому

    I was thinking the same thing. They watch the family friendly movies and suddenly they know everything about them. I got a kick out of kyle saying batman beats everyone.

  • @HopingFor3
    @HopingFor3 11 років тому

    I think Woody is the only one that understands EULAs and how software is sold. Games are software...you don't own the game. You own the right to play it until the company says they will no longer support it.

  • @rangasnot6407
    @rangasnot6407 11 років тому

    woody would win the youtube hunger games because hes survived 7000 years

  • @CreatureCatRS
    @CreatureCatRS 11 років тому

    Couldnt stop laughing over Kyle's story about his shit in a gas station, one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.

  • @MrBlahblahme
    @MrBlahblahme 11 років тому +1

    And back when kyle uploaded cod videos he made a video where he was talking about his accent and he also introduced a temporary fps australia

  • @DenonzXt989
    @DenonzXt989 11 років тому

    id give my enemy constant xray vision so that when they go to sleep they would see straight through their eyelids

  • @Matttonna
    @Matttonna 11 років тому

    I'm British and I'm glad they had a shock, pathetic how they get born into money and get an automatic advantage when trying to get jobs ahead of people like me born into a standard family.

  • @CorrectionUnknown
    @CorrectionUnknown 11 років тому

    'Just walk' isn't easy for 300+ men/women dude. It could knock the air out of you going to the bathroom.

  • @TheHanselac
    @TheHanselac 11 років тому

    Get a 5th permanent pka guest, maybe murka, boggie or someone who doesn't bore the show

  • @Rej800
    @Rej800 11 років тому

    You can TOTALLY over train!!! It usually happens over a period of time though, rather than one day. It happens all the time in swimming. Your body just shuts down when you work out, you get injured, mentally burnt out etc...

  • @thatkidfromthatshow
    @thatkidfromthatshow 11 років тому

    You know that there has been the Joker vs Superman.
    It's in the comic of Injustice: Gods among us

  • @pewp_tickalar
    @pewp_tickalar 11 років тому

    "half a dozen features, half a dozen features, half a dozen features"
    Woody, is it so hard to take a game with you if your going to play somewhere else? It's a disk, Woody. A fucking disk.

  • @RicktheStick78
    @RicktheStick78 11 років тому

    Kyle doesn't care. I think it's his contract which stops him from revealing himself.

  • @southparkion
    @southparkion 11 років тому

    it is 24 kids not 26 in the hunger games. and i honestly think woody because of his hand to hand combat skills and kyle because o his extensive knowledge of weapons.

  • @ZephyrPenguin96
    @ZephyrPenguin96 11 років тому

    After Hurricane Sandy, I had no power for 2 weeks, thus, no internet. My dad brought a generator home and I was able to play single player games on my xbox. I couldn't do that with the old policy.

  • @tomwillard8777
    @tomwillard8777 11 років тому

    I remember when Wings didn't bitch about weight.
    You should also note that I am from the future after Wings is dead

  • @DeadShotPHD
    @DeadShotPHD 11 років тому

    DeadShot is from the DC comic (as I said) and PHD is from PHD Flopper (My favorite perk). And that makes DeadShotPHD.

  • @AlexanderAndreassen123
    @AlexanderAndreassen123 11 років тому

    My heart rate went up to 180 once. That was a panic attack though.

  • @ZweeTCyrax
    @ZweeTCyrax 10 років тому

    Murka has the best pickup tips on youtube hands down.

  • @ImmTyler
    @ImmTyler 11 років тому

    Lefty's response. That's like, woooooooow. XD

  • @ImDannehz
    @ImDannehz 10 років тому +1

    Deadpool killed the entire Marvel Universe he wins

  • @thezyenne3200
    @thezyenne3200 11 років тому

    The point he was trying to make before was that it was restricting people from playing and taking away peoples right to own content without any requirements (the DRM) however he has constantly said that although it is bad for people the features are great and it is part of the evolution into the next gen. However a lot of people seem to think it's just woody saying he hates it then woody saying he loves it. It's trying to be objective and the removal of the DRM means we lose the good features.

  • @11cornflake
    @11cornflake 11 років тому

    Woody, I get the same throw up feeling on all planes, I thought I was the only one haha. And I fly on a lot of planes which is ironic.

  • @TheBarneyPenny
    @TheBarneyPenny 11 років тому

    Quote of this PKA- "Some fuck-nard that shoots bows and arrows"

  • @techgamesMiquel
    @techgamesMiquel 11 років тому

    no, he survived OVER 9000 years

  • @anconcierge
    @anconcierge 11 років тому

    wings arguements are so flawed, he is only counting one in america and the other for the rest of the world

  • @MrMilkman177
    @MrMilkman177 11 років тому

    Bill Russel is 79 years old and still trucking

  • @DUSTINwillKILL
    @DUSTINwillKILL 11 років тому

    Spelling a word right is different than having a good sentence structure. In other words, spelling and grammar are two different things. So technically, he wasn't being a grammar Nazi.

  • @bgrd2001
    @bgrd2001 11 років тому

    Actually Wolverine can be killed by a special magic samurai blade.

  • @Elev8edGames
    @Elev8edGames 11 років тому

    Ay Woody :P There's an arcade in Canada , More specifically Ontario , Called Playdium , and I'm half convinced they closed down that club moved to Canada , and Opened the biggest arcade most people have ever seen ! And it's sort of "Party-like" On the inside. So I wouldn't be surprised !

  • @TheWolfdog27
    @TheWolfdog27 11 років тому +1

    i love how wings just keeps coming up with bull shit out of his ass about not working out haha

  • @xsquirrelstewx
    @xsquirrelstewx 10 років тому

    "Superheroes aren't literal" except they were invented in books (literal)

  • @BlitzBloodFan
    @BlitzBloodFan 11 років тому

    I'm not referring to the conjecture that you're thinking of.

  • @MrTHEUNDERRATED1
    @MrTHEUNDERRATED1 11 років тому

    It's funny cause woody only looks at the things he likes he doesn't look at things from people's perspective

  • @VoltaicHD
    @VoltaicHD 11 років тому

    1st. iron man 3 is not leading up to the avengers
    2nd. black widow is genetically engineered
    3rd. marvel is always better.
    4th. wolverine got his neck and spine snapped by hulk
    6th. daredevil has a radar sense after losing his sight as a child due to toxin in his eyes
    and all of his senses were increased.

  • @Th3ShadyW0lf
    @Th3ShadyW0lf 11 років тому

    I could probably take on everyone of my buddies, and the trick is, you actually just do the way off thingy, and block his attack, and then you just smash his nose in.

  • @nitkrawler
    @nitkrawler 11 років тому

    He already is... Look at the little avatar's in the bottom right corner. It looks incredibly like him. Plus they have mentioned Kyle having a bunch of guns. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.