Trump Vs Biden Just Got More Insane

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  5 місяців тому +1456

    Hi Friends! Subscribe. Let’s get to 450k by June 30th. Reply to this for the algo

    • @JootjeJ
      @JootjeJ 5 місяців тому +42

      Subscribed today. You're very talented

    • @creativeconner80
      @creativeconner80 5 місяців тому +35

      I believe you will be at 450K sooner than that.

    • @WM-gr4qi
      @WM-gr4qi 5 місяців тому +22

      Stop trying to slide into my parasocials, Josh.

    • @sandraavalos5724
      @sandraavalos5724 5 місяців тому +9

      Already subscribed

    • @NubianGoddess8
      @NubianGoddess8 5 місяців тому +16

      Josh your on a roll. I predict you will get to 500k by June 31st.🎉

  • @DHxJarsyl
    @DHxJarsyl 5 місяців тому +4007

    Of course they agreed to debate. You ever spoken with an 80 year old? They love to argue about pointless shit that they aren't going to actually do anything about.

    • @peterhoffmann502
      @peterhoffmann502 5 місяців тому +91

      Cause it was the style at the time

    • @IjwPetersen
      @IjwPetersen 5 місяців тому +33

      @@peterhoffmann502had to get a new heel fer m' shoe!

    • @scatered1
      @scatered1 5 місяців тому

      Biden can't form a sentence, Trump made America energy independent and ended many military conflicts on top of how good the economy was. That's facts.

    • @St1ckY72
      @St1ckY72 5 місяців тому +44

      There ain't no one that can get Donald to even debate these days.
      He be ducking all the debates, hence the Donald Duck.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 місяців тому +5

      Pointless? How’s it pointless?

  • @jodycarter7308
    @jodycarter7308 5 місяців тому +2078

    I don't want a debate - I want them to play Jeopardy against each other.

    • @realemperorkuzco
      @realemperorkuzco 5 місяців тому +123

      "What is... aljbkrushhofufu... fu fu... huh... look-"
      "No shut it... you missed the answer... that was a horrible answer... so bad... that was so bad... what is-"
      "Will you shu-"
      "WHAT is... what are... oranges... plump oranges... beautiful oranges."

    • @andeewasson7005
      @andeewasson7005 5 місяців тому +33

      Personally I want a triathlon, not a debate. We already know Biden can't get off of a bike....

    • @idkwhybut...
      @idkwhybut... 5 місяців тому +107

      ​@@andeewasson7005And Trump can't get on one

    • @TheZandrag
      @TheZandrag 5 місяців тому +21

      How bout Russian Roulette?

    • @kiwid3628
      @kiwid3628 5 місяців тому +47

      Make one of the categories be about federal law and at least one of the others be about US history

  • @sl0ptart
    @sl0ptart 5 місяців тому +1347

    We're literally a generation or two from candidates dropping diss tracks

    • @aquarian1314
      @aquarian1314 5 місяців тому +11

      😱 But right.✓

    • @You_Do_Have_The_Power_33
      @You_Do_Have_The_Power_33 5 місяців тому +43

      Try a month or two. Do you honestly think there’s any way DJ T wouldn’t? The initials of his full name are already a rap name.

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 5 місяців тому +7

      Give em five years lol

    • @shanp9340
      @shanp9340 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Raw_Talker
      @Raw_Talker 5 місяців тому +1

      Well, Drake and Biden do have a fondness for young girls

  • @Neresdipity
    @Neresdipity 5 місяців тому +44

    This aged very well, and that's no joke

  • @kittytomaszewski236
    @kittytomaszewski236 5 місяців тому +477

    "We are here to have fun." Best precursor to drop a fire joke.

  • @andi.4pf
    @andi.4pf 5 місяців тому +1436

    As soon as Josh said “I don’t have proof” that might be the most excited I’ve been for someone to finish a sentence 🤭

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 5 місяців тому +16

      And him saying they were going to throw away the charges

    • @idek1433
      @idek1433 5 місяців тому +19

      And the fact he's definitely right about what he'd said after is even better 🤣 I know some big ass men that eat fast food every day and even they were like 3 flushes?? Lmfao 🤣 has to be about documents lmfao

    • @kareninthevalley
      @kareninthevalley 5 місяців тому +11

      I knew where he was going to go and he did not disappoint

    • @ellianndesigns
      @ellianndesigns 5 місяців тому +1

      SAME!!

    • @iamcoffeemusic
      @iamcoffeemusic 5 місяців тому

      😂😂

  • @carolinekopack3872
    @carolinekopack3872 5 місяців тому +941

    My goal in life is to go see Josh Johnson live because every member of the audience is always having the best time of their lives 😂

    • @momain5483
      @momain5483 5 місяців тому +19

      Do it!! Him and his opener (not sure how long they're touring together for) we're both amazing! Can't wait until he comes back to my town!

    • @keetasingletary
      @keetasingletary 5 місяців тому +6

      Already looking for tickets to his 25 tour

    • @thatonegirlelaine
      @thatonegirlelaine 5 місяців тому +4

      Right? Especially that one lady that I hear in every video😂 Jk, I love Josh; he is amazing!

    • @ohotnitza
      @ohotnitza 5 місяців тому +9

      He does a great show. Hopefully seeing him twice this year!

    • @DeeveOnYT
      @DeeveOnYT 5 місяців тому

      Same

  • @Evanthebat15
    @Evanthebat15 5 місяців тому +3178

    "The only loser in all of this is us."😂🤣 Was not expecting that punchline!

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 5 місяців тому +77

      It's true though.

    • @theepicricemaker6611
      @theepicricemaker6611 5 місяців тому +1

      It really is true. Trump, Biden; don't matter. They both have a list of cons a mile long.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 5 місяців тому +59

      It's called a punch line because it punches us right in our stomach lining

    • @Bighradjoe
      @Bighradjoe 5 місяців тому +65

      Bruh, your popular comment just ruined a killer punchline from everyone's favorite rising comedian.

    • @Bighradjoe
      @Bighradjoe 5 місяців тому +5

      Frickin wack yo

  • @rebeccachamberlain6318
    @rebeccachamberlain6318 2 місяці тому +7

    Such a brilliant, wise, lovable, young comic. Your humor hits the mark. Touché. Normally, political humor gets stale and moldy, but your humor mixes it up with other life experiences and has sustainability. You are a great storyteller, with nuance. Your humor encapsulates our world and lives. It is honest and clearheaded. You see deeply and understand multiple perspectives, bringing your stories, characters, and scenes to life. Relatable and incisive. A comic's life is a hard life, but you do important work! We will keep an eye out to see when you are on tour.

  • @melissadefalco1
    @melissadefalco1 5 місяців тому +54

    You're EXACTLY RIGHT post-debate😂😉

  • @codypickell9299
    @codypickell9299 5 місяців тому +82

    His style is so unique in standup, its almost like hes letting you in on a secret with his body language. He starts slow and ramps it up perfectly. Dudes amazing

    • @johnathanrhoades7751
      @johnathanrhoades7751 5 місяців тому +7

      One of the best younger comics out there!! One of the best in general currently working.

    • @rebeccachamberlain6318
      @rebeccachamberlain6318 2 місяці тому +2

      Such a brilliant, wise, lovable, young comic. Your humor hits the mark. Touché. Normally, political humor gets stale and moldy, but your humor mixes it up with other life experiences and has sustainability. You are a great storyteller, with nuance. Your humor encapsulates our world and lives. It is honest and clearheaded. You see deeply and understand multiple perspectives, bringing your stories, characters, and scenes to life. Relatable and incisive. A comic's life is a hard life, but you do important work! We will keep an eye out to see when you are on tour.

  • @pickinviolence
    @pickinviolence 5 місяців тому +263

    Wearing the same thing every week is lowkey genius. He can just edit all these together and make a comedy special🤷🏾

    • @lalalaism1
      @lalalaism1 5 місяців тому +8

      lol he’s this exact emoji at 12:46

    • @Joesgro15
      @Joesgro15 5 місяців тому +2

      Not if there's a different back drop everytime which there likely is

  • @Madcapredcap
    @Madcapredcap 2 місяці тому +8

    2 months and it’s felt like a lifetime. Also, good on Josh for predicting that “weird” would become the key argument against Trump.

  • @amyen333
    @amyen333 5 місяців тому +613

    Trump saying “orange” instead of “origin” is poetic justice.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 5 місяців тому +8

      Did you see his sit down with the three FoxNews hosts?

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 5 місяців тому +7

      The dramatic irony 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

    • @sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000
      @sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000 5 місяців тому +1

      this is why i love trump

  • @sitara68
    @sitara68 5 місяців тому +627

    On a serious note, that problem where he couldn't get the word origins out and kept saying oranges is called phonemic paraphasia. It is an early sign of Alzheimers, which Fred Trump also had. And it is not the only time he's done that. It's getting worse.

    • @ShantiLotus
      @ShantiLotus 5 місяців тому +62

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Underated comment. I believe you are quite right.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 місяців тому

      Yet you ignore the fact Biden can’t find his way off a stage 🤦‍♀️ pathetic hypocrisy!

    • @genejas
      @genejas 5 місяців тому

      I've seen people theorising that trump has frontotemporal dementia

    • @gregberke6772
      @gregberke6772 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, too aged guys talking one who is still coherent and competent enough to lead and the other a blathering narcissistic idiot with orange toned skin and a fly away comb over.

    • @angelahutson6450
      @angelahutson6450 5 місяців тому +117

      So if you put both of the main candidates to be the next leader of our country together you still probably wouldn't have one fully functioning brain? That's wonderful 😢😫😭

  • @thokoZ
    @thokoZ 5 місяців тому +1034

    trump would never shut up if Biden dropped in a debate lol

    • @BBstyleYT
      @BBstyleYT 5 місяців тому +25

      My mans will speak regardless…

    • @accidentalmadness1708
      @accidentalmadness1708 5 місяців тому +78

      He would be clowning on Biden as they zipped up the body bag.

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly 5 місяців тому +23

      it would be funny tho

    • @deenad3562
      @deenad3562 5 місяців тому +19

      He would be so elated, his blubbery blood pressure would explode.
      ⚰️ ⚰️

    • @roel.vinckens
      @roel.vinckens 5 місяців тому +37

      ...Biden dropped. I've seen him drop and I said pooh, he dropped bad, he dropped like a baby. And then I smelled and I said, what's that smell I said. Biden wet himself and dropped like a baby. He even cried a little on the way down. I wouldn't have cried...

  • @MortMe0430
    @MortMe0430 5 місяців тому +880

    I personally would rather see trump and desantis do an old-fashioned duel, either with super old-school guns or swords. It would be both hilarious and good for the health of the country.

    • @reneejett6509
      @reneejett6509 5 місяців тому +56

      That'd be a good idea since dueling is illegal and they'd both go to jail😂

    • @kevinoverholtzer3126
      @kevinoverholtzer3126 5 місяців тому +67

      desantis would have a huge advantage its hard to hit a small target and trump glows in the dark.

    • @TonksTheFool
      @TonksTheFool 5 місяців тому +18

      @@kevinoverholtzer3126 this took me out

    • @gwengayhart4505
      @gwengayhart4505 5 місяців тому +21

      Only if they both managed to off each other in the end

    • @johnjohnson9431
      @johnjohnson9431 5 місяців тому

      @@kevinoverholtzer3126 “glows in the dark” is nuts

  • @joule7256
    @joule7256 5 місяців тому +117

    This man just threw out the craziest theory on the trump document case and why they were in the bathroom. It makes soooo much sense. It's now the canon reason in my head.

  • @KaraB1353
    @KaraB1353 5 місяців тому +581

    The funniest part is we know he tried flushing documents! Staff at the White House, while he was in office, reported it!

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 місяців тому +1

      We also know the hunter Biden laptop is true and not “Russian disinformation”…that both Hilary Clinton and Joe Biden illegally mishandled top secret documents yet the DOJ declined to charge THEM bc it was an “election year and be seen as interference”…we know Ashley Biden’s diary is real…we know the Biden family exploited Joes political position for monetary gain…
      Want me to continue? What we DO NOT KNOW is that those pictures of hand written notes in a toilet are even legit at all - and they weren’t “documents”, they were claimed to be the handwritten notes that were discarded (did you read that? HAND WRITTEN NOTES LIKE A GROCERY LIST OR DOODLES IN A CLASS! NOT DOCUMENTS!) - and the claims are from a partisan media contributor and there is no actual proof that those photos are even factual - no time stamp and no discerning details to prove they show what is claimed! What cracks me up about you people is NONE of you will admit to the extreme Wrong doing that Joe Biden and Hilary Clinton have continually committed in their careers, but you’ll geek out with your stage 4 TDS about some claim about Trump that has zero legal basis or substantive proof as backup-all while ignoring the abundance of evidence of how the DNC and Biden and Hilary and the left have been proven to be liars about the Russia claims (lies funded by a paid Hilary Clinton operative)…hunter laptop is in fact real and not the Russian disinformation that Biden was able to weaponize the DOJ into fabricating a false letter signed by 51 government operatives lying in their claims! Y’all are a trip!

    • @njjovifan46
      @njjovifan46 5 місяців тому +50

      I think that’s where he got the thing about toilets flushing 10-15x. 😂

    • @businessbuilder92
      @businessbuilder92 5 місяців тому +30

      Kind of like when staff reported seeing workers for Hillary attempting to destroy her secret phones which apparently had classified info on it and leaving a hammer in the bathroom lmao 😅 these are our goats

    • @rageagainstmyhairline5574
      @rageagainstmyhairline5574 5 місяців тому +7

      @@njjovifan46lmao I think you might be on to something there 🤣🤣

    • @rageagainstmyhairline5574
      @rageagainstmyhairline5574 5 місяців тому

      @@businessbuilder92 had to get a retort in there, didn’t you? lol
      They’re ALL absolute bags of shit ; NO politician gives a flying F about any of us and they’ll do absolutely anything to avoid taking responsibility for their screwups. I’m stunned that people claim to genuinely like ANY politician as they’re all just varying degrees of the scum of the earth and would do whatever it took to enrich themselves and their friends over making the lives of the people even an iota better, and since Trump came in, the blatant financial vampirism he’s shown with regard to the people who purportedly love him is astounding. I could list terrible things that any one of them have done, but let’s be honest, Trump is so damn easy to critique, and there’s such a frankly offensively enormous litany of gaffes, idiocy, madness, parasitic behaviour, any one of a number of ~isms, illegal capers (the rest do this too, but Trump is in a league of his own), or mishaps so embarrassing they’d cause any single other living organism to retreat from society forever, if as little as 1% of those Donald has shoved his way through in dumb obliviousness, befall them, you’re an idiot if you DON’T focus on him. Yeah, old Biden… mumbly old forgetful wiener, isn’t he? AND! And… he’s got a son, you know? And that son has a laptop! Absolutely insane there.

  • @tohrurikku
    @tohrurikku 5 місяців тому +132

    I am glad someone else finally pointed out that trump was probably trying to flush documents when he was talking about trying to flush so many times in his speech.

    • @sharkattack9850
      @sharkattack9850 5 місяців тому +1

      Nah he was making a joke. You just sound serious. Keep thinking in delusion.

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 5 місяців тому

      Trump is an idiot but even idiots have access to shredders.

    • @janelliot5643
      @janelliot5643 5 місяців тому +10

      ​@sharkattack9850 oh it is so hilarious to pretend that the orange Menace has a sense of humor, he doesn't know how to make a joke

    • @jessicarea8054
      @jessicarea8054 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@sharkattack9850 thinking Trump makes jokes is delusional.

  • @skysandstorms4303
    @skysandstorms4303 5 місяців тому +68

    Josh is the homie. I gotta see him live. The vibe he gives off is so relatable and so chill. By far my favorite comedian right now.

  • @sandilemasemola6593
    @sandilemasemola6593 5 місяців тому +325

    See me staying up till 2 am to watch.All the way from South Africa 🇿🇦

    • @JacktheRipper-s4v
      @JacktheRipper-s4v 5 місяців тому +13

      Same here

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 5 місяців тому

      You made it! 😅
      Goeiemôre!

    • @absolutaggressiv3470
      @absolutaggressiv3470 5 місяців тому +10

      Same from Switzerland

    • @absolutaggressiv3470
      @absolutaggressiv3470 5 місяців тому +7

      🇨🇭

    • @sempressfi
      @sempressfi 5 місяців тому +6

      *waves from across and up the ocean in Georgia, US*
      It's so cool seeing Josh/his channel grow internationally. Also, have finally been catching up on Trevor Noah's podcast and the episodes with Josh and Christiana so it's really cool seeing South Africans being fans of one of our comedians lol

  • @aplaceinthestars3207
    @aplaceinthestars3207 5 місяців тому +110

    I live under a rock when it comes to politics and pop culture, and yet watching Josh gave me something to talk about at work so I sounded like I knew a thing. Thanks Josh Johnson XD

    • @lizhowerton895
      @lizhowerton895 5 місяців тому +1

      So, you take one liberal comedian and base your knowledge on that? Super

    • @tdk99-i8n
      @tdk99-i8n 5 місяців тому +12

      @@lizhowerton895 i have brainrot from the diverse spectrum of political garbage I consume, and I also talk about Josh

    • @jimmydean416
      @jimmydean416 5 місяців тому +10

      @@lizhowerton895 People are much better off learning about politics and pop culture through Josh Johnson's jokes than never learning about them 🤷

  • @ebony3406
    @ebony3406 5 місяців тому +14

    I can’t wait for his interpretation of the debate 😂

  • @sohum9501
    @sohum9501 5 місяців тому +140

    You are correct. Trump did tear up documents & try to flush them down the toilet in the White House. The maintenance guy was called on several occasions to unplug Don’s throne.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 місяців тому +1

      No zero proof - that’s an unsubstantiated claim with zero legal proof that would hold up in any court! Anyone can rip up handwritten notes they faked and throw in random toilet and make accusations but doesn’t mean they are true! Try again!

  • @wyattjohnson8964
    @wyattjohnson8964 5 місяців тому +17

    Nice to finally hear someone with enough willingness and tact to poke fun at both sides a little. No matter where you fall politically, there’s humor to be found within our political parties and with whatever candidate we may support

  • @lemon1657
    @lemon1657 5 місяців тому +355

    There's an age minimum to be president (35) but we need a maximum age (65).

    • @ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV
      @ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV 5 місяців тому +35

      65! Don't give them an excuse to change the retirement age

    • @HoratioMunchabe
      @HoratioMunchabe 5 місяців тому +15

      If 30 is too young, 60 is too old.

    • @SeanHuze1
      @SeanHuze1 5 місяців тому +15

      Gotta disagree with you on this. We’ve had some pretty amazing 60+ y/o US Presidents beginning with George Washington (age while in office: 57-65 y/o) followed by his next 6 successors:
      John Adams (61-65)
      Thomas Jefferson (57-65)
      James Madison (58-66)
      James Monroe (58-66)
      John Q. Adams (57-61)
      Andrew Jackson (61-69)
      Several 20th Century US Presidents served while in their 60s including FDR (51-63) who is consistently ranked among the Top 3 Presidents along with Washington & Lincoln, Harry Truman (60-68), and Dwight D. Eisenhower (62-70). 🇺🇸 benefited greatly from the wisdom and experience provided by all of the aforementioned sexagenarians for which I am grateful. 🇺🇸

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 5 місяців тому +12

      You're closer to 35, aren't you? Plenty of brilliant professors and doctors out there in their 60s.

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 5 місяців тому

      @@lemon1657 Does that include Bernie?

  • @paulh2981
    @paulh2981 5 місяців тому +215

    I don't recall seeing an election in which most Americans didn't want either candidate for president. Until now.

    • @ArchieBl3h
      @ArchieBl3h 5 місяців тому

      Bush vs Kerry. They were a part of the same "secret society" fraternity with weird sex rituals.

    • @aceneto9386
      @aceneto9386 5 місяців тому +38

      Seriously I say we just get a homeless guy off the street to be president. Probably work out better

    • @nikkikindinger2718
      @nikkikindinger2718 5 місяців тому +37

      Honestly? Bush vs Gore: I didn't want either. Hillary vs Trump: I didn't want either. Most of the elections I've voted in, I haven't been voting FOR someone. I've been voting AGAINST someone.

    • @dh8203
      @dh8203 5 місяців тому +16

      Don't know what you're talking about. That's been the trend for a few election cycles now.

    • @jaxystarr7108
      @jaxystarr7108 5 місяців тому +3

      Then you must be new to American politics... Welcome 🫴

  • @sum1rapping
    @sum1rapping 4 місяці тому +7

    watching this after the debate makes me feel like Josh watched the debate before they debated

  • @CodeNinj
    @CodeNinj 5 місяців тому +9

    When Josh said "and remember, we're here to have fun" before his last joke, it was my turn to pause and go make popcorn 🤣

  • @nosuchthingasshould4175
    @nosuchthingasshould4175 5 місяців тому +66

    I always thought that his obsession with toilet flushing was about destroying documents.

    • @latoyahogan8428
      @latoyahogan8428 5 місяців тому

      Genius! But are we sure where the papers really went down the toilet? Might be a secret place down under.

    • @nosuchthingasshould4175
      @nosuchthingasshould4175 5 місяців тому

      @@latoyahogan8428 if he did it in hotels abroad, it’s a possibility.

  • @thousandpages
    @thousandpages 3 місяці тому +5

    Well Josh was 2 for 2 on the debate and“he’s weird” so I’m rather inclined to believe that Trump did in fact try to flush those documents too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @angelfahlife6000
    @angelfahlife6000 5 місяців тому +79

    You can tell he was a strong voice in the writing room for Trevor Noah. I am hoping to see him hosting the Daily Show.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 місяців тому +1

      Sadly

    • @lazyscorpion3889
      @lazyscorpion3889 5 місяців тому

      Ya I feel it allover his skits

    • @olufunmiakadiri5290
      @olufunmiakadiri5290 5 місяців тому +4

      Trevor Noah was boring on the Daily show that’s why the ratings was poor
      Trevor Noah as a stand up comedian. Excellent
      Josh Johnson as a stand up. Excellent

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 5 місяців тому

      @@olufunmiakadiri5290 Trevor Noah being a Berniebro on the Daily Show is why I didn't watch it. Trevor Noah's stand up is great.

  • @TheGbelcher
    @TheGbelcher 5 місяців тому +98

    “You know what’ll do it? If I talk one more time.” 😂

  • @SoLCollectR
    @SoLCollectR 5 місяців тому +6

    Josh you're my new favorite comic. It looks so easy for you like you're up there just talking, speaking your mind and its amazing. Great job man!!!

  • @JP-pz5zh
    @JP-pz5zh 5 місяців тому +45

    Your pacing/timing is impeccable.

  • @CStuekey87
    @CStuekey87 5 місяців тому +597

    I'm gonna go get a taco box and be back in time for this. Yes!

    • @jardinise4292
      @jardinise4292 5 місяців тому +11

      Mood.

    • @debbyfronke3227
      @debbyfronke3227 5 місяців тому +17

      Sounds good ..taco combo box...Baja blast ..feet up in recliner..Im there..BUT would be better trump behind bars-Biden on the big screen off to the side...with trump screaming HE PUT ME HERE..this would require alot of brown napkins 'cuz the tears of laughter would soak them up...THIS is our Goverment...Yes..other countries WE CRAZY!!!

    • @CStuekey87
      @CStuekey87 5 місяців тому

      @debbyfronke3227 taco discovery box with a little weed and then josh made for a good time. If trump went to jail? Oh god, I'd be so happy.

    • @TheeQuinnM
      @TheeQuinnM 5 місяців тому +5

      You ain't sharing bro? 😔

    • @patstevens4560
      @patstevens4560 5 місяців тому +2

      Lmao I was waiting in a parking lot beside a Taco Bell before work watching this and your comment made me crave that for lunch before I went in so I drove over and picked up some 🤣

  • @kellenproctor5808
    @kellenproctor5808 4 місяці тому +3

    The fact that a horrendous debate and a literal assassination attempt both happened since this aired one month ago is beyond words

  • @Madcapredcap
    @Madcapredcap 5 місяців тому +321

    As it turns out, he did say it back on the Apprentice. Explicit racism. Didn’t want the black dude to win.

    • @SophiaAphrodite
      @SophiaAphrodite 5 місяців тому +110

      Let's not forget his multi-page article in the newspapers going after the Central Park 5 AFTER they were exonerated and claimed they were still guilty.

    • @jehovasinz
      @jehovasinz 5 місяців тому +50

      Let's not forget about him not wanting black kids at school with his son calling it a jungle. Oh, wait, that was Biden.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 місяців тому +1

      Nope - zero “tapes” been released and it’s just a claim at this point and has in fact been debunked by the very dude it was claimed to be against! Facts matter! So does legit proof!

    • @rachelarruda-decell7244
      @rachelarruda-decell7244 5 місяців тому +64

      ​​@@jehovasinznot an accurate portrayal of his comments but that's fine. We still remember Trump denying Black families housing. I'd say there's plenty of blame to go around.

    • @kzukiodenthechad7205
      @kzukiodenthechad7205 5 місяців тому +5

      @@rachelarruda-decell7244were these black families broke? And no not just regular broke I mean Section 8 type broke

  • @juliansnyder4598
    @juliansnyder4598 5 місяців тому +23

    Welp he was right on the money

  • @divinedemon86
    @divinedemon86 5 місяців тому +172

    "The only losers will be us." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BR-md7hm
    @BR-md7hm 5 місяців тому +64

    Great comedian, great speaker and great writer. Love this guy.

  • @ladylightning1741
    @ladylightning1741 5 місяців тому +11

    I have never, in my 27 years of life, wanted to watch a political debate until now

  • @shadowkennedy9075
    @shadowkennedy9075 Місяць тому +1

    I just found these videos. You have made me laugh outload just sitting here alone! I needed this kind of a laugh considering the crazy political world we are all living in. THANK YOU! These videos are just hilarious!

  • @ncboi82
    @ncboi82 3 місяці тому +2

    And we were the lovers of that debate.

  • @MazzieMay
    @MazzieMay 5 місяців тому +48

    The best DeSantis roast Trump shot off was saying DeSantis was in dire need of a personality transplant but the tech doesn’t exist yet
    Imagine a world where Trump never goes into politics, and instead is a guest judge on Drag Race. We missed out on scathing reads

    • @angelahutson6450
      @angelahutson6450 5 місяців тому +14

      I didn't get any further than, "imagine a world where Trump never went into politics" and my heart smiled as the visual flashed thru my mind. If only....

    • @janelliot5643
      @janelliot5643 5 місяців тому

      ​@@angelahutson6450you can thank the clintons for that, they bribed the DNC heavily to dump Bernie , in order to get them back in office, but we hated her so much for stealing from Bernie nobody voted for her, I voted for Jill Stein myself

  • @laurenm3148
    @laurenm3148 5 місяців тому +7

    4:50 The brilliance of this bit relying on the fact that we all know what "it" is.

  • @NinjaKinga1NK
    @NinjaKinga1NK 5 місяців тому +107

    I'm going to come back to this if Biden or Trump do the thing on stage.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 5 місяців тому +9

      Trump would say it so casually it might take a sec for people to notice
      Biden would say it and ask "what did I say" or "you can't say that anymore?"

  • @jahnybravo2168
    @jahnybravo2168 5 місяців тому +104

    "the only loser will be us"
    After the elections I grew up with, it's baffling that these are the elections I actually get to vote in (turned 18 in 2016).

    • @grannypeacock
      @grannypeacock 5 місяців тому +14

      I'm so sorry. I talked to so many people across the political spectrum about voting for the kind of people we want to do the job and all they think about is who's "electable," not realizing that if we choose to vote for the people we want they become electable

    • @MegaphoneFranke
      @MegaphoneFranke 5 місяців тому +1

      I know what you mean - I turned 18 in ‘08 and we thought it couldn’t get any worse than that. Now here we are. It’s nuts!

    • @samanthabutterfield5172
      @samanthabutterfield5172 5 місяців тому +1

      I turned 18 in 2022. This is my first presidential election. I hate it here

    • @jonofthehill
      @jonofthehill 5 місяців тому +1

      sorry bout that

  • @PJSproductions97
    @PJSproductions97 5 місяців тому +3

    The only comedian who can talk about Biden and Trump and be funny!

  • @ericawentz2734
    @ericawentz2734 5 місяців тому +9

    “We’re here to have fun.” 😂🤣

  • @KathyPamela
    @KathyPamela 5 місяців тому +72

    Commitment and a down-to-earth attitude are truly inspiring. Keep it up.

  • @HavingFunWithMyLife
    @HavingFunWithMyLife 5 місяців тому +11

    yall imagine if when one of them dropped dead the other was just like 'and I rest my case, how can u keep the country alive if u cant even keep urself alive'

  • @ProsunMondol
    @ProsunMondol 5 місяців тому +3

    Yep Josh nailed it

  • @derektoussaint1538
    @derektoussaint1538 5 місяців тому +8

    Gone be like two old men I a nursing home arguing over the last jello

  • @geocyo8835
    @geocyo8835 5 місяців тому +12

    _They're both so old they both used to be president._
    THAT was a good one!😂😂😂

  • @JP-pz5zh
    @JP-pz5zh 5 місяців тому +87

    According to the producer who wrote an article in Slate, he BEEN saying it in public during filming of the Apprentice.

    • @TheEndKing
      @TheEndKing 5 місяців тому +15

      No, unbelievable. I don't think he could say "origins" even then.

    • @shadowdante1102
      @shadowdante1102 5 місяців тому +1

      Ok, thats fair. But now you should wake up and look at all the things he did that there is proof of

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Hello_11345Cope harder

  • @acovenofmany333
    @acovenofmany333 5 місяців тому +41

    JOSH IS THE GOAT of comedic storytelling!!! ❤

  • @aloe-aurora
    @aloe-aurora 5 місяців тому +67

    Josh Johnson for Daily Show host
    👇🗳️☑️

  • @HisGlory768
    @HisGlory768 5 місяців тому +106

    The debate will be a trainwreck..yes, we will be the losers.😂

  • @specialpatrolgroup92
    @specialpatrolgroup92 4 місяці тому +3

    Well this aged like a fine wine :)

  • @rashawncarter-kamau5589
    @rashawncarter-kamau5589 5 місяців тому +3

    Funny. One of my favorite comedians!

  • @Blueeyesthewarrior
    @Blueeyesthewarrior 5 місяців тому +35

    You deserved every bit of that ending applause. The crowd absolutely lost their minds, and so did I. Keep up the good work, Josh.

  • @mattfleeman6526
    @mattfleeman6526 3 місяці тому +3

    This aged so well just for calling Trump weird.

  • @deeplyjuniper
    @deeplyjuniper 5 місяців тому +2

    Four years ago we got "will you shut up, man?" And honestly I hope this year they top that

  • @zaimusic_150
    @zaimusic_150 5 місяців тому +9

    He’s is absolutely spot on with the whole “oranges” clip it’s really like that 😂

  • @jeraldmartell8404
    @jeraldmartell8404 5 місяців тому +3

    I’m 51,ever time I think I’ve seen it all, the world says nope. And I was on a plane yesterday, engine fire. Still I know there’s more shit to come, you make the world laugh. Thank you

  • @code2works
    @code2works 5 місяців тому +6

    This routine hits double after that debate. Dear american friends, good luck! :(

  • @jazmorgann
    @jazmorgann 29 днів тому +2

    heyyyy!! Josh started the "trump is weird" wave!!!!

  • @amberthegriffin
    @amberthegriffin 5 місяців тому +5

    Here post debate. No lies were told 😂 we all lost indeed 😅

  • @entropyachieved750
    @entropyachieved750 5 місяців тому +104

    They found documents in the Whitehouse plumbing cause it clogged up

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian 5 місяців тому

      And yet this particular case will go nowhere because Judge Cannon is so deep in Trump's pocket, she's deliberately delaying the proceedings until the heath death of the universe.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 місяців тому +5

      No they didn’t! ONE person made the claim with zero factual proof besides “photos” that can’t even be verified!

    • @entropyachieved750
      @entropyachieved750 5 місяців тому

      @@Hello_11345 we will just use what's most likely to have happened as as far as Trump goes, it's very likely to have happened... The man's a Gronk and doing stupid and illegal things is well within his normal operations

  • @devinormandy
    @devinormandy 5 місяців тому +851

    Confused grandpa vs. Rich orange grandpa

  • @jamesonmagnus
    @jamesonmagnus 5 місяців тому +40

    UA-cam just played a Trump commercial during me watching this. 😂

    • @lazyscorpion3889
      @lazyscorpion3889 5 місяців тому +5

      Cringeworthy

    • @foreverNwonder
      @foreverNwonder 5 місяців тому

      Me too 😅

    • @Jim_The_Fish
      @Jim_The_Fish 5 місяців тому +3

      I had a Biden ad two videos ago, and I also got a Trump ad when I clicked on this one. The algorithm be wildin.

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 5 місяців тому

      I have an adblocker for UA-cam. Never see ads and I can hide comments if I'm so inclined. Works perfectly.

    • @bonesmamastillloudlysilenc9975
      @bonesmamastillloudlysilenc9975 5 місяців тому +1

      I got a dirty Joe one. 😐😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @thasfun
    @thasfun 5 місяців тому +2

    OMG Josh I did the same thing. I got lost in my new neighborhood without my cell. It was amazing g to me how dangerous everything started to look when I was lost, as opposed to when I was walking and looking happy.

  • @Gwen-ku1dv
    @Gwen-ku1dv 4 місяці тому +5

    79 and 81 they both are too dam old if you're 70 and older you should have to retire from pulblic office

  • @kita476
    @kita476 5 місяців тому +110

    Honestly if he said it I don't think it would make a difference 😂 American supporters of Trump are the most hardcore supporters to ever exist, they'll just roll with the fresh word.

    • @evelynbare1975
      @evelynbare1975 5 місяців тому +16

      Yep. They are even more delusional than their hero!

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 місяців тому +1

      @@evelynbare1975not as delusional as diaper dementia Joe, with a dog biting 30+ people and more shady than any politician in history. Facts matter, not opinions.

    • @BenjaminJones-y4h
      @BenjaminJones-y4h 5 місяців тому

      You mean "hardcore terrorists".
      They are not American.

    • @purish215
      @purish215 5 місяців тому +3

      I think ur forgetting about a certain socialist party in the 1940s

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 5 місяців тому +5

      It would just let them know "yep, he's one of us" even more. I don't know if every Trump supporter has said it out loud but I'm pretty sure most of them have at least said it in their head.

  • @CoryConti1
    @CoryConti1 5 місяців тому +4

    They should do 12 rounds of bare-knuckle boxing

    • @nannigoat3
      @nannigoat3 5 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😅😊

  • @landonm.533
    @landonm.533 5 місяців тому +6

    Idk why I laughed so hard at the “they died” part 😂🤣🤣🤣
    Josh I am NOT going to hell because of you!!! 😂😭😭

  • @jrmj
    @jrmj 5 місяців тому +2

    You're so good at this. It's crazy. Love the videos. Thanks for posting so many.

  • @lateefp80
    @lateefp80 5 місяців тому +37

    Fun Fact: 1st debate in 3 weeks.
    They can not talk over each other as the mics will be off.
    There will not be a live audience.

    • @nikkikindinger2718
      @nikkikindinger2718 5 місяців тому +7

      I don't usually watch the debates because they make me angry-- if debates have rules and the rules are ignored, what's the point? BUT, if there's no live audience of idiots cheering them on, and the mics will be off... ? I might watch. Not because I don't know who I'm voting for (obviously I already know), but for entertainment.

  • @NubianGoddess8
    @NubianGoddess8 5 місяців тому +52

    Josh Johnson comedy makes my Tuesday nights. 🎉 waiting 😊

  • @caitymarie3975
    @caitymarie3975 5 місяців тому +12

    As someone who’s wandered in Chicago without a phone…. This is too relatable

  • @mmatchinsky
    @mmatchinsky 2 місяці тому +2

    Don't get older. Word finding problems are real.
    🇺🇸🇺🇦

  • @michaeldkimsey
    @michaeldkimsey 5 місяців тому +1

    Checking in after that debate and man did you nail it... "The only loser will be us"

  • @burstingturtle
    @burstingturtle 5 місяців тому +27

    “They’re both so old they used to be president.”
    Dead

  • @Seth9809
    @Seth9809 4 місяці тому +4

    Im from the future and this aged weirdly

  • @tammiegreen2524
    @tammiegreen2524 5 місяців тому +4

    After the debate...a lot of this came true 😮😅😂

  • @keefthestone
    @keefthestone 5 місяців тому +1

    I cant wait for the follow up to this!

  • @lindenshepherd6085
    @lindenshepherd6085 5 місяців тому +2

    Seeing Josh in Arlington, I’m so excited!!! Truly, he is the highlight of my week!😊

  • @ShannonTheMojito
    @ShannonTheMojito 5 місяців тому +4

    "they're both so old they used to be president." I'm SCREAMING

  • @rainzohav2181
    @rainzohav2181 5 місяців тому +3

    They did have interviews with maintenance workers at the White House who said there were papers clogging up the toilet

  • @sometimesdee
    @sometimesdee 5 місяців тому +4

    I came to the same conclusion about the unflushed documents

  • @EMedNation
    @EMedNation 5 місяців тому +1

    Your points are spot on. 😅 we don’t need them to debate. You are a naturally funny storyteller.

  • @SamanthaDiane
    @SamanthaDiane 5 місяців тому +1

    Oh damn, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and gasping for air. This one was great. 👏👏👏👏

  • @Raznorthecompletelyrealhuman
    @Raznorthecompletelyrealhuman 5 місяців тому +13

    This man is LITERALLY my only source of news

  • @alicemurphy9234
    @alicemurphy9234 5 місяців тому +3

    Watching this after the debate 😅

  • @Catastropheshe
    @Catastropheshe 5 місяців тому +3

    They agreed and did it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tampasizzle
    @tampasizzle 5 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂 My first time listening to Josh. Wow!!! One of my favorite new comedians.

  • @JackFoz454
    @JackFoz454 5 місяців тому +1

    Laughed harder at the line 'They're both so old, they both used to be [...]' line than I have in a long time. You are extremely good at your job.