A͏s͏mongold Reacts to "Midwest FurFest" & "California Protest" | By All Gas No Brakes

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  • @ryankirby3641
    @ryankirby3641 4 роки тому +1253

    Dude I’ve watched all of this guy’s videos. He has an uncanny ability to gain the trust of all these people and have them say the most absurd shit. It’s a gift and he knows he has it

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 4 роки тому +67

      Thats just what happens when you point a camera at someone.

    • @ryankirby3641
      @ryankirby3641 4 роки тому +80

      @@terryfuldsgaming7995 i think its that and the suit he wears tbh

    • @voidscreaming1012
      @voidscreaming1012 4 роки тому +100

      Crazies are usually socially isolated for their ideas. You'll lose your friends/family if you start going against the grain, and plenty of people start in a resonable place, become socially isolated, and lose it. They'll seek their own communities where they can speak freely and go down the rabbit hole.
      They're desperate for someone to listen to their ideas in person, probably euphoric for em to have a camera, a mic, and an interviewer and to let loose.

    • @AProbablyPostman
      @AProbablyPostman 4 роки тому +10

      He's a big Louis Theroux fan, who also has a talent for getting people to talk about a lot.

    • @inciacci549
      @inciacci549 4 роки тому +4

      @@voidscreaming1012 hence the push for all the hugbox echo chambers throughout the past decade.

  • @AymenDZA
    @AymenDZA 4 роки тому +1383

    Witten: "Shout out to my 5 months old baby"
    Me: "What?"
    Witten: "Shout out to my parents for adopting her"
    Me: "WHAT?"
    Witten: "and my Gay boyfriend for staying in Ohio"
    Me: "..........."

    • @michaelmathews4103
      @michaelmathews4103 4 роки тому +54

      .. because he's gay so yeah

    • @sonny2dap
      @sonny2dap 4 роки тому +31

      found the gay boyfriend

    • @voidscreaming1012
      @voidscreaming1012 4 роки тому +72

      @@UltimateGamerCC All furries should unironically be put in jail

    • @dox42o
      @dox42o 4 роки тому +14

      @@UltimateGamerCC yeah because the gayming paladin is so much better.. right? 🤣🤣

    • @UNOriginalDraw
      @UNOriginalDraw 4 роки тому +1

      Michael Mathews you saying it like a reasonable logic lmao

  • @billnyedoesminecraftjoseph8379
    @billnyedoesminecraftjoseph8379 4 роки тому +2690

    “If you date a girl crazy enough then youre dating a new girl everyday”

    • @dantuskausmas
      @dantuskausmas 4 роки тому +47

      Thats wise

    • @Insane3OB
      @Insane3OB 4 роки тому +96

      My head grew 3 sizes today.

    • @symon9440
      @symon9440 4 роки тому +68

      How a man can have this much knowledge

    • @Twotjaynccc
      @Twotjaynccc 4 роки тому +52

      These are facts.
      But don't do it, not as much fun as you think.

    • @Insane3OB
      @Insane3OB 4 роки тому +20

      @@Twotjaynccc New problems everyday more bitches more problems.

  • @jardelelias5625
    @jardelelias5625 4 роки тому +107

    5:00 Asmon: "Would you or not?"
    Me: Not gonna lie, I would.
    *90 seconds later*
    Me: C-C-Can I change my answer?

  • @Demkkai
    @Demkkai 4 роки тому +1300

    Southpark’s next season will be a crazy one, I can feel it.

    • @THEBACKROOMSEXPLORER7
      @THEBACKROOMSEXPLORER7 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @feliph64
      @feliph64 4 роки тому +1

      here's a Lord!

    • @tychus3340
      @tychus3340 4 роки тому +125

      They probably don't even know where to begin because the real world is crazier than anything they could have dreamed of lol

    • @WambwneD
      @WambwneD 4 роки тому +44

      Nah, southpark is at a point where they cant outdo real life anymore.

    • @mattdaniels9928
      @mattdaniels9928 4 роки тому +15

      They said they didn't want to do any Trump jokes because they literally couldnt come up with any material because he'd already done it to himself. I think the funniest thing they could do is completely avoid all current events and just make the season a complete fantasy sci for or some shit.

  • @Chase4478
    @Chase4478 4 роки тому +135

    Asmongold: I wanna go to a furry convention.
    Ok. Just host a Vulpera only transmog competition

  • @jtr7377
    @jtr7377 4 роки тому +216

    The "cough in my face" guy reminds me of the "Shooty McShootface" guy in Borderlands.

    • @dusantomic8721
      @dusantomic8721 4 роки тому +11

      Shoot me in my face!

    • @Dannnneh
      @Dannnneh 4 роки тому

      Reminds me of Filthy Frank.

    • @lobzoy
      @lobzoy 4 роки тому

      good flashbacks

  • @OsirisNO
    @OsirisNO 4 роки тому +166

    Haha the Dutch guy profiting off of everyone with Stroopwafels. Also as a Dutch person, do recommend.

  • @KingKai3384
    @KingKai3384 4 роки тому +652

    Asmongold was about to say that he didn’t think there were black furries 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gu3z185
      @gu3z185 4 роки тому +176

      A black male furry that wasn't gay was a big surprise to me as well

    • @EbonMaster
      @EbonMaster 4 роки тому +60

      I mean to be fair its SUPER fuckin uncommon lol.

    • @garrettcason3692
      @garrettcason3692 4 роки тому +8

      I didnt know that either to be honest LUL

    • @garrettcason3692
      @garrettcason3692 4 роки тому +41

      Then again Sonic fox is probably the most famous furry in the world and he is black

    • @googleoperationcyclone
      @googleoperationcyclone 4 роки тому +56

      bro idfc if people honestly bigot torwards furries, but that chat got fuckin weird, racists and political andy's left right middle "holy shit black!" "ew black furry" "ew black" "of course they're liberal" "burn all furries" like...theres a fine fucking line between memes and straight up hate speech homie

  • @Wilaeus
    @Wilaeus 4 роки тому +61

    24:41 Orange County is about *420 miles* (675 km) from Sacramento (where this protest is taking place - they're on the front steps of the state capitol building.) This drive can be a nightmare because you have to go through LA. Travel was way down during this time, and they left at 4AM, so it probably took about 7 hours when taking into account random-ass construction on I-5 and pit stops. They probably arrived around 11AM.
    Imagine being a kid. Your mom wakes you up at 3AM or so and takes you on a 7-hour drive and *leaves you in the car* with your sibling while she goes off and does her own thing for the rest of the day. Hope those kids brought their 3DS or Switch and a portable charger or something. Goddamn.

  • @keliikoamiller8173
    @keliikoamiller8173 4 роки тому +170

    "That's a totally unrealistic character!"
    watches all gas no brakes fur fest...
    "My god..."

  • @dntnawall
    @dntnawall 4 роки тому +190

    when all gas no brakes was on the h3 podcast he said that the furfest video was his least favorite to make because he learned that most of the furry community is on the spectrum and the masks help allow them to socialize, and he had trouble getting enough content that didn't come off as essentially making fun of them

    • @SarethZhukov314
      @SarethZhukov314 3 роки тому +26

      I don't know about "most" or where he got his statistics but there is a notable presence of people with autism, yes.

    • @halolime117
      @halolime117 2 роки тому +1

      yeah no sh1t dressing up as animals and believing they are one is indeed autistic, we dont even need an expert for that lmfao

    • @SarethZhukov314
      @SarethZhukov314 2 роки тому +2

      @@jebalitabb8228 Based on what? People said the same thing about folks who play violent video games.

    • @liarwithagun
      @liarwithagun 2 роки тому +22

      That doesn't really surprise me at all. The fact that a 'weird' community has a higher percentage of neurodivergent people then the general 'normal' population.

    • @Robin...222
      @Robin...222 2 роки тому +22

      @@SarethZhukov314 maybe he got his statistics by intervieuwing them.

  • @odw1n307
    @odw1n307 4 роки тому +380

    after watching the california thing. i rather hang out with these furries. the girl seems a lil crazy, but at least she is not begging me to cough in her face.

    • @alileevil
      @alileevil 4 роки тому +14

      What's funny is the USA has the most number of coronavirus deaths and cases while being the country that takes the most vaccines. India and Brazil aren't even in lockdown and have way fewer cases.

    • @odw1n307
      @odw1n307 4 роки тому +56

      @@alileevil Because they test less. Not defending the US.

    • @markus2584
      @markus2584 4 роки тому +19

      i would murder for her, jesus she hit every god damn thing on my list
      - Unsure if i will wake up tomorrow Check!
      - She will talk enough to drown out the voices in my head Check!
      - She think she is a cat to such an extreme point, that i wont even have to treat her like a human being. "Here kitty here's your fucking cat food, eat it off the floor you animal (Cheap GF: CHECK!
      where can i get one

    • @ayeejaayy5848
      @ayeejaayy5848 4 роки тому

      @@alileevil virus isnt real lmao brainwashed

    • @alileevil
      @alileevil 4 роки тому

      odw1n I’m talking about deaths. The USA’s death rate is way higher.

  • @jessecasey8295
    @jessecasey8295 4 роки тому +124

    You know it's bad when you get your news from a guy that plays WOW reacting to a guy who interviews furrys

    • @raggo1955
      @raggo1955 3 роки тому +8

      Beats MSM and fake journalist.

    • @andrewstrycker9374
      @andrewstrycker9374 2 роки тому +1

      @@raggo1955 here here!

    • @robofish312
      @robofish312 2 роки тому

      @@raggo1955 Fox News is the most mainstream media in America, you're right, totally fake

    • @xvor_tex8577
      @xvor_tex8577 2 роки тому

      Yet it's more credible news source than legacy news companies

    • @robofish312
      @robofish312 2 роки тому

      @@xvor_tex8577 fox News credible?? LMAO you sheep. Fox sued in court to be considered entertainment and not news so they don't have to tell the truth and can say whatever they want. You are a fool caught up in the actual machine. Hilarious

  • @brettmann8715
    @brettmann8715 4 роки тому +409

    NGL, That furfest looks like a banger party compared to the protesters.

    • @petrkdn8224
      @petrkdn8224 4 роки тому +45

      People are just doing what they enjoy..they are happy, they dont care about how other see them

    • @balladin9200
      @balladin9200 4 роки тому +93

      Not a furry, but if they’re having fun and not disrupting other people. I’m happy for them.

    • @genericusername4206
      @genericusername4206 3 роки тому +8

      a really bad example of a con tbh
      just gives everyone more reason to hate furries, that video is a really bad representation of the furry community

    • @sammysaito529
      @sammysaito529 3 роки тому +25

      Judging by your pfp, I feel like there’s a little bit of bias in that statement.

    • @LucidNotSoLucid
      @LucidNotSoLucid 3 роки тому +8

      @@sammysaito529 Nah he’s actually right this guy probably films hours worth but than cuts it down to a short video filled with content, UA-cam a normal furry con video and you will see what it’s like

  • @MoonsKitsune
    @MoonsKitsune 4 роки тому +97

    If you want to go to a furry con, go to Anthrocon. The city loves the con attendees and pulls out the red carpet for them. Decorates around the airport for those arriving, lots of great food, even makes flyers and banners around the convention hall block for the con attendees. It's massive.

  • @guido7227
    @guido7227 4 роки тому +431

    You know it's bad when Asmon's cringing at it.

    • @jacksanity7508
      @jacksanity7508 4 роки тому +22

      GUIDO not really he cringes at everything

    • @EredarLord
      @EredarLord 4 роки тому +1

      jackson bucher only furries, dumb ppl, weebs and his old self

    • @riddle1522
      @riddle1522 4 роки тому +15

      wdym, Americans cringe at literally everything lmao

    • @cheese5081
      @cheese5081 4 роки тому +3

      @@riddle1522 are you saying that this isn't cringe Worthy.

    • @riddle1522
      @riddle1522 4 роки тому +10

      @@cheese5081 parts of it definitely were, but what I was saying is that Americans cringe at everything so much, that this isn't really anything out of the ordinary for their standards, reaction wise.

  • @strangenames6056
    @strangenames6056 4 роки тому +53

    have you ever noticed asmons eyebrows have more character then most politicians.

  • @ColCoal
    @ColCoal 4 роки тому +116

    Remember, Asmon said "This is all normal" before he started watching the video.

    • @LeaksHater
      @LeaksHater 4 роки тому +3

      I think he ment that its normal enough to not get banned/suspended or something.

  • @Versace_sheets
    @Versace_sheets 4 роки тому +18

    What's fucked is that these people are so okay with unconditionally being themselves and being confident. Which is more than a lot of twitch chat lmfao

  • @anecro
    @anecro 2 роки тому +13

    I love this guy, his interviews are some of the most hilarious material out there.
    Radical and weird convention/meeting content in general is super funny

  • @krazyivan9733
    @krazyivan9733 3 роки тому +17

    Fun fact, blue jays are actually quite closely related to the corvus family, some of the most intelligent birds.

    • @Thriving_in_Exile
      @Thriving_in_Exile 9 місяців тому +2

      So they're basically that one dumb cousin who keeps showing up to Thanksgiving dinner even though no one actually wants them there?

  • @leontamm994
    @leontamm994 4 роки тому +106

    25:00 she would blame 5g if her children died

  • @SCVM45
    @SCVM45 4 роки тому +36

    "these dudes are HOT" -Asmon 2020

  • @RobynRenarde
    @RobynRenarde 4 роки тому +206

    Man, the furry cons are missing out something really important.
    Where the hogger's at?!

    • @Mehdiocrity
      @Mehdiocrity 4 роки тому +7

      hogger's what

    • @Giliver
      @Giliver 4 роки тому +1

      I'd pay to see that shit. Lol

    • @Mehdiocrity
      @Mehdiocrity 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheGraveyarder woosh

    • @froddobaggins
      @froddobaggins 4 роки тому +1

      @@BooguyTheAdept my fucking sides

    • @Giliver
      @Giliver 4 роки тому +1

      @@Mehdiocrity no u

  • @eldritchf4ther
    @eldritchf4ther 3 роки тому +8

    It's crazy how much better Asmon looks from almost a year ago, to now. Glad to see him happier, and healthier!

  • @theguyonyoutube4826
    @theguyonyoutube4826 4 роки тому +32

    Who woulda thought you can make asmongold look like the pinical of good life choices

    • @deadvodka
      @deadvodka 2 роки тому +4

      he's doing what he likes and is getting rich from it - so yeah, lots of good life choices there.

  • @thatrealycoolguy
    @thatrealycoolguy 4 роки тому +26

    Dopeo is so strange and yet I know he is living a happier life than me

  • @CarterArts
    @CarterArts 4 роки тому +12

    He so readily had that picture of a blue jay lmao

    • @chaddubois8164
      @chaddubois8164 5 місяців тому +1

      Asmongold Blue Jay furry confirmed.

  • @Masked_Deviant
    @Masked_Deviant 4 роки тому +18

    "If you date a girl crazy enough, you're dating a new girl every day." -Asmongold 2020

  • @froddobaggins
    @froddobaggins 4 роки тому +9

    I had to pause every few seconds to allow my body to recover.
    Like I'm doing a work out set, but for my face muscles.

  • @NAAAAAIL
    @NAAAAAIL 4 роки тому +5

    This video was like fighting 20 rogues all chaining kidney punch without DRs

  • @IceChillxen
    @IceChillxen 4 роки тому +83

    So is Asmons fursona the Mail Muncher?

    • @odw1n307
      @odw1n307 4 роки тому

      what ever it is. proabaly-

    • @CrashBandicootFan100
      @CrashBandicootFan100 4 роки тому

      Must be since he's wearing it all the time.
      *will turn visible when he actually gets one
      -Probably never-

    • @leonedevaudier76
      @leonedevaudier76 4 роки тому

      Pretty sure it would be a *bald eagle*

    • @ミニシュ
      @ミニシュ 4 роки тому

      Someone get to it, draw it and get reddit clout

  • @xfatoushe-6908
    @xfatoushe-6908 4 роки тому +69

    He should go to a furry convention dressed as a 40k Space Marine 😂

  • @ObservingLibertarian
    @ObservingLibertarian 4 роки тому +4

    5:57 one of the adages of writing which people know but have rarely understand the meaning of: *"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't."* As stated by Mark Twain. You are completely correct that if you wrote fictional characters not simply similar to, but identical to, these real life people: no one would believe you because fiction has to make sense. In any society which made sense, all of these people would be detained some place they could be closely monitored.

    • @pillowmint4622
      @pillowmint4622 5 місяців тому +2

      I wish I could save/bookmark comments

  • @decode3667
    @decode3667 4 роки тому +41

    I'm out nearly 2 minutes in & can't stand my face cringing for that long.

    • @froddobaggins
      @froddobaggins 4 роки тому +8

      If I wasn't watching this I'd think someone squeezed 20 limes into my mouth.

    • @LixyFox
      @LixyFox 3 роки тому +2

      Yall weak lmao

  • @squid8520
    @squid8520 4 роки тому +24

    Them: Aroooo
    Asmon: Well yeah of course.

  • @nosc_c
    @nosc_c 4 роки тому +18

    If Asmongold goes to a furry convention with Train, I'll be subbing him for life

  • @RadarFinsR
    @RadarFinsR 4 роки тому +12

    Asmongold: These dudes are HOOOT.
    can't wait for this to be clip out of context

  • @mateomagness1731
    @mateomagness1731 4 роки тому +22

    "I can't surf and there's swell. Big waves and no ones gonna be out." He doesn't go through doors, he goes through barrels.

  • @oumashu8390
    @oumashu8390 4 роки тому +49

    2:59 your average WoW player

    • @strz3086
      @strz3086 4 роки тому +10

      Discord Mods

    • @mayman4255
      @mayman4255 4 роки тому +11

      @@strz3086 Twitch mods

    • @niqq8495
      @niqq8495 4 роки тому +10

      @@mayman4255 Pokimane Tier 3 Subs

  • @Sedatephobionix
    @Sedatephobionix 4 роки тому +13

    25:07 I literally had the same physical reaction. Holy shit.

  • @factsoverfeelings1776
    @factsoverfeelings1776 2 роки тому +7

    It is not anti vax, it is anti mandate. Big difference...

  • @NoBody-pf2nv
    @NoBody-pf2nv 2 роки тому +1

    The blue/green Suiter in the Tumbnail is Oetsha from Germany. He is at many of the Suitwalks and Cons I attend myself. Very calm dude actually

  • @bobgeorge6371
    @bobgeorge6371 Рік тому +6

    It turns out all of those crazies were right

  • @PrestonK_Productions
    @PrestonK_Productions 3 роки тому +19

    A lot of the furries here are just sort of freelance performers who play characters for fun. There's a strange mix of wholesome and... Odd.

    • @blindey
      @blindey 2 роки тому

      I wouldn't have it any other way.

  • @skate60331
    @skate60331 4 роки тому +9

    I wish I could unsee these videos and go back to blissful ignorance.

  • @Godeias
    @Godeias 2 роки тому +3

    Asmongold: "Wait, he just asked this guy for a hug?! This dude is hardcore!"

  • @vitorornelas8709
    @vitorornelas8709 3 роки тому +3

    "Gondor Calls for aid" had me dying.

  • @TwiztedEU
    @TwiztedEU 4 роки тому +7

    The protest video just seems like half of Asmon's chat tbh :P

  • @MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae
    @MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae 2 роки тому +30

    Hi! Furry here! Never been to a furry convention, but I want to clarify that the smell is probably confined within the suit. The suits are routinely washed, and they even sell sprays that give suits the scent of watermelon, butterscotch, chocolate, etc.
    Also, I have been watching your videos for a long time lol.

    • @kreedsutherland4207
      @kreedsutherland4207 2 роки тому

      Please cease and desist what you're doing ya freak.

    • @ryanclemons1
      @ryanclemons1 2 роки тому +6

      do us a solid and leave Asmongold is not a furry zone.

    • @MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae
      @MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae 2 роки тому +10

      @@ryanclemons1 You should probably change your profile picture, then, if that’s the case.

    • @ryanclemons1
      @ryanclemons1 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae why it's not a furry profile picture besides nothing wrong with liking cute things.

    • @MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae
      @MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae 2 роки тому +4

      @@ryanclemons1 It could be misconstrued as a furry profile picture. It’s a creature that looks a lot like a cross between Pikachu and Eevee, and Pokémon are anthropomorphic animals. Furries often make their own anthropomorphic characters, so a character that resembles a Pokémon (an Anthro character), but is a completely original character could be easily misconstrued as a furry character.
      So then why are you telling me to leave? I’m just enjoying cute things like Simba from the lion king, baby hyenas, and kittens.

  • @oxithius_official
    @oxithius_official 4 роки тому +31

    LMAO the only guy who makes sense is not even American, proud to be Dutch ! Maybe not smart, but he's just protecting his livelyhood

    • @98Thecodfather
      @98Thecodfather 4 роки тому +1

      Learn how to spell "sense" my man. Making the Dutch look bad.

    • @oxithius_official
      @oxithius_official 4 роки тому +3

      @@98Thecodfather Edited, everyone sometimes makes a spelling mistake right, chill out dude

    • @98Thecodfather
      @98Thecodfather 4 роки тому +1

      @@oxithius_official I'm perfectly chill my guy, just thought I'd point it out.

    • @oxithius_official
      @oxithius_official 4 роки тому

      @@98Thecodfather Ok my buddy !

    • @sammysaito529
      @sammysaito529 3 роки тому +4

      @@98Thecodfather
      >I’m perfectly chill
      >told them that they’re making their entire ethnic group look bad because they made a mistake spelling a word in English which isn’t even their first language
      Nah dude, you’re just a fucking asshole

  • @KiSuukkoMeow
    @KiSuukkoMeow 4 роки тому +46

    I work with adult toys and all these furries just reminds me of the customer I had the other week (who I know is a furry after talking to him a couple of times before) and who wanted to order "a new one of these" as he reached his hand into his plastic bag and slammed an enormous horse dildo on the counter and then proceeded to show me a website with a huge (no pun intended) range of different colors and sizes of them so that I could get a better idea of what he wanted. I've been traumatized I tell u. I just can't look at these people in the same way.

    • @KiSuukkoMeow
      @KiSuukkoMeow 4 роки тому +2

      @@Max-ej4oh well I know he's good with using lube since I've also sold that to him many times but oh boy oh boy I feel so sorry for his insides...

    • @KiSuukkoMeow
      @KiSuukkoMeow 4 роки тому +4

      @@arkalonhd4219 the most shocking thing was that he did this in front of two of, what I assume is his friends (or maybe lovers or fellow furries, what do I know?), without neither him nor them even flinching

    • @Semesty
      @Semesty 4 роки тому +10

      But tbh the furry convention was waaay less creazy than the covid one. I mean the furry convention is just a pile of degenerates in saunasuites stuffed in a convention hall. The Covid rally were a bunch of nutjobs forming a political movement. Thats scary man.

    • @Nick-us8tm
      @Nick-us8tm 4 роки тому +5

      This shit blows my mind and makes me think my enjoyment of light bdsm is tame af 😂😂

    • @Giliver
      @Giliver 4 роки тому

      This makes me wanna work at a sex shop.
      You must see some entertaining things!

  • @Pat1711
    @Pat1711 4 роки тому +1

    Now THIS is the quality content I subscribe for

    • @artellius7477
      @artellius7477 4 роки тому +2

      you mean "react andy" 😂👌🔥💯

  • @joserenatomigliorini4627
    @joserenatomigliorini4627 4 роки тому +6

    14:40 someone edit this guy with the "shot me in the face" guy in borderlands 2

  • @mauvnoelful
    @mauvnoelful 3 роки тому +1

    5:03 yes of course

  • @aplix747
    @aplix747 4 роки тому +15

    2nd video is literally bioshock infinite lol.

  • @texasred5250
    @texasred5250 Рік тому +1

    12:58 that’s called British television

  • @TheLuthers
    @TheLuthers 4 роки тому +5

    "I hope she left the windows down." Lmfao

  • @Pedro-zu3uq
    @Pedro-zu3uq 4 роки тому +2

    "I dont see your badge." "Exactly" GIT REKT

  • @evan11233
    @evan11233 4 роки тому +14

    "Thats like half the video!" It's all gas no brakes asmon...tf did you think he was gonna do??? Thats the premo content!!

  • @annoyingdogx3
    @annoyingdogx3 3 роки тому +1

    "so what do knock off of the table?"
    "glass, paper, bottles, stuff that won't break"
    yes unbreakable glass

  • @RexDaRaindog
    @RexDaRaindog 3 роки тому +1

    5:14 I'm absolutely dead

  • @YomeTheHusky
    @YomeTheHusky 3 роки тому +11

    Honestly I'm scared of going to a convention purely for my lack of space, my bubble will no longer exist

    • @genericusername4206
      @genericusername4206 3 роки тому +3

      dont worry cons are way more chill
      idk what the f was going on in the con in the video lol
      but then again i live in australia and only go to cons in australia so what do i know

  • @ravidwolf
    @ravidwolf 4 роки тому +13

    If Asmongold really wants to hit up a Furry Con, there's one in Dallas every year. I'm from Austin, you can tag along if you want. Holler. Dead-ass.

    • @ICrazySkills
      @ICrazySkills 4 роки тому +2

      And not midwest fuckfest lol, literally the most cringe crazy con

    • @CarterArts
      @CarterArts 4 роки тому +2

      @@ICrazySkills It's just a big con, so more likely to have weirder people. Was totally fine when I went

    • @voidscreaming1012
      @voidscreaming1012 4 роки тому

      Jail

    • @voidscreaming1012
      @voidscreaming1012 4 роки тому

      @@CarterArts jail

  • @roejogan9517
    @roejogan9517 4 роки тому +8

    Is he scrolling the comments with his eyebrows?

  • @BDCMatt
    @BDCMatt 4 роки тому +1

    Been with all gas no brakes from the beginning and these asmon videos are killing me lmfao. for all you, Andrews super power is picking the insta rapper in a crowd of people.

  • @phanaticz
    @phanaticz 3 роки тому +17

    I've dated a crazy girl. Sure, it was fun at first but waking up to her, holding a knife to my throat and whispering "God will forgive you" was a bit too much for me.

    • @conorkilhenny5362
      @conorkilhenny5362 2 роки тому +1

      huh, well then

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 2 роки тому +1

      Hey same dude. Whenever my one ex would leave me alone in the bedroom, I'd check the night stand or under her pillow because she kept hiding a huge kitchen knife close to where I slept, lol. She never asked why they kept getting put away, and I never asked why she kept doing that. Not sure I wanted to find out, lmfao. I wasn't gonna fall asleep knowing shes got a huge knife hiding somewhere near me, lol. If it wasn't a kitchen knife it was steak knives hidden in other places in the room. shelves. Under the pillow. Behind the headboard. Weird shit.

  • @druidactual
    @druidactual 4 роки тому +2

    11:58 Joe Goes was the pioneer of this content, kudos to him. I still prefer his stuff to AGNB but it's cool that he's carrying the torch now.

  • @iamme4184
    @iamme4184 3 роки тому +5

    this makes me want to follow in the footsteps of kurt cobain and im only 2 minutes in

  • @CainCorvinus
    @CainCorvinus 4 роки тому

    "Franklin the fuck falcon". I fucking lost my shit xD

  • @rqqg
    @rqqg 4 роки тому +45

    Man wtf even furries were less cringe than those people asking for the end of lockdown...

    • @kiirbstomp
      @kiirbstomp 4 роки тому +13

      Having a nationwide lockdown for a virus with a .3% death rate and an average age of death of 80 is pretty cringe bro

    • @alileevil
      @alileevil 4 роки тому +2

      Sure furrie.

    • @colinhendry6116
      @colinhendry6116 4 роки тому

      r k are you fucking high? Get your facts checked. Edit to clarify: you are spouting trump’s number of fatality rate once admitted to a hospital and are being treated. This scenario will not apply to the cast majority of new sick people as the hospitals are currently overrun in over half the nation.

    • @samael_lopez5901
      @samael_lopez5901 4 роки тому +3

      @@kiirbstomp So you dont mind the 140k+ death of the covid-19 ( and that's only in usa )

    • @svenjohanns8393
      @svenjohanns8393 4 роки тому +6

      @@kiirbstomp it is so low because of the lockdown, without it, the hospitals would overflow and then the ammount of deaths would skyrocket

  • @TheKepaza
    @TheKepaza 4 роки тому

    Dude all gas no brakes is my favorite i watched all of his videos in one night.

  • @andrewkelley6039
    @andrewkelley6039 4 роки тому +8

    "Yeah if you're dating a girl crazy enough, you're dating a new girl every day" HAHAHA

  • @amisfitpuivk
    @amisfitpuivk 4 роки тому +2

    19:03 was my favorite joke 🤣

  • @hoomanostovar
    @hoomanostovar Рік тому +5

    Funny how the crazies were right 🤷‍♂

  • @SordMasta
    @SordMasta 3 роки тому

    Ahahahah so many crazy people. Reminds me of that movie "idiocracy".
    Hard to argue with the "the W.H.O is the poo" sign though.

  • @crxsscross7328
    @crxsscross7328 4 роки тому +10

    It certainly isnt my cup of tea, but i love how happy this hobby makes people

  • @Arouxayis
    @Arouxayis 4 роки тому +2

    i fucking lost it at like around the 19:20 mark when someone posted "Chad Chin" about the old guy lmfao

  • @SpadeOfNades
    @SpadeOfNades 4 роки тому +15

    IMO Furries are..........quite special. I either tolerate them or just get grossed out by them. I'm probably weird since everyone else here thinks more of the latter than the former.

    • @LeaksHater
      @LeaksHater 4 роки тому

      The ones showedin the vid are fucking disgusting although I really doubt thats everyone. Heck, there is even one artist of which I like a couple of posts (Eipril).

    • @foreverokami16
      @foreverokami16 4 роки тому

      I'm the same way

    • @rdmguy1232
      @rdmguy1232 4 роки тому

      @@LeaksHater As someone that has a few furry friends and has gotten to know the fandom a bit through them... It is definitely not all furries. Most of the ones I've met are actually quite nice and decent people.
      Just my experience though *shrug*

    • @DOT107
      @DOT107 3 роки тому

      @@rdmguy1232 I know some friends who are Furries, and most of them would tell you that the non disgusting one are more minority than the majority

    • @A30CharacterNameThatBarelyFits
      @A30CharacterNameThatBarelyFits 3 роки тому

      @@DOT107 I'm a furry and there's definitely weird people but the majority is pretty normal. Obviously it's going to attract people who are a bit weird. The reason why is because the fandom is really friendly and accepting. There's a lot of misinformation about furries which is pretty sad.

  • @thekito4623
    @thekito4623 8 місяців тому

    "what we have here, statistically, is political science" (shortly before 17:44) xD whaaaat)

  • @doma1n346
    @doma1n346 3 роки тому +11

    Comparing the two videos, even with that one girl, the furfest is making more sense and thats a fact.

  • @Vanessa-ck7ho
    @Vanessa-ck7ho 3 роки тому +1

    when esfand goes to a furry convention he doesnt even need a bear costume

  • @alexs1242
    @alexs1242 3 роки тому +3

    ''that girl is the top 5 craziest girls I've ever met'' dude Asmongold is the gay boyfriend confirmed

  • @MrWmw1994
    @MrWmw1994 3 роки тому +2

    watched this. then i called my dad and thanked him for being in my childhood.

  • @Dogmelter42
    @Dogmelter42 4 роки тому +52

    ...
    *Gets out the Exterminatus button.*

    • @Karl_Marksman
      @Karl_Marksman 4 роки тому +13

      Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand know that you have no right to let them live

    • @EinStueckchen
      @EinStueckchen 4 роки тому +5

      Brother i got the shovel

    • @TOWGYB
      @TOWGYB 4 роки тому +4

      @@Karl_Marksman Keep in mind; these people get to vote too.

    • @Karl_Marksman
      @Karl_Marksman 4 роки тому +4

      @@TOWGYB And they still only get to chose between Turd Sandwich or Giant Douche

    • @gerardmourits8709
      @gerardmourits8709 4 роки тому +3

      Not thorough enough.

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 3 місяці тому

    Asmon's face when he saw the "candles" has me rolling

  • @joaopadua7134
    @joaopadua7134 4 роки тому +9

    Man I can't wait to see asmon as the mail muncher or a bald eagle in a furry convention

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 3 роки тому

    "I'm Franklin, the fantastical fuck falcon. Cawwwww!" LOL wow

  • @sedmihradska
    @sedmihradska 4 роки тому +12

    ..."Ive ever met."
    Really Asmon? You are a furry?

    • @sedmihradska
      @sedmihradska 4 роки тому +2

      @@youngnutsack17 except for the heat strokes lol

    • @ThatGuy-eu2vt
      @ThatGuy-eu2vt 4 роки тому

      ​@@youngnutsack17Most of the people in this video are degenerate as
      fuck.... Asmon
      would fit in fine

  • @Downside311
    @Downside311 2 роки тому

    This video is a different type of watch a year later.

  • @xenorosthxmd7520
    @xenorosthxmd7520 4 роки тому +13

    Dude, I'm a furry. Like, with reference art and all. And this makes MY soul hurt. Seriously, if this were done in cosplay style instead of fucking football mascot and they weren't all... degenerate. Sucks that you know... that's asking a lot.

  • @salt7456
    @salt7456 2 роки тому

    was having issues with what you were saying a little bit before, but after 23:48 I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @Creepy___
    @Creepy___ 4 роки тому +6

    I said it once and I say it again, its very hard to realize and accept that people like these exist, yet alone live on the same planet and breath the same air as you

  • @RakeSunStrider
    @RakeSunStrider 4 роки тому

    Holy fuck, i was listening to this in public and i hear “Im franklin the fantastical FUCK falcon” and i just start dying of laughter

  • @NomNomNom1989
    @NomNomNom1989 3 роки тому +6

    Man that lady in the end gave me the rest. Just because you have been to harvard you aren't gods gift. People like her proof exactly that it means nothing these days to go to harvard. I studied in Germany with people at a normal university who went to USA and made harvard students feel ashamed about their lack of knowledge.

  • @hans1783
    @hans1783 Рік тому

    I got my mount open for a whole minute... and that's as far as I got stunlocked after seeing a normal human behind that mask.

  • @madhijz6846
    @madhijz6846 4 роки тому +7

    I know it's all gas no breaks but my advice is all gas no exits.

  • @sandoggg
    @sandoggg 4 роки тому

    You have the best outro of anyone on youtube

  • @cdwwg
    @cdwwg 4 роки тому +6

    The US in a nutshell..
    "What's the plan?"
    ".. Uhm, hm, you ask a lot of questions."
    3 more months until we see whether the rest of the world can let out a sigh of relief or not.

    • @mysticalfire1497
      @mysticalfire1497 3 роки тому

      9 months later checking in. No, it turns out we couldn't. We're boned.