So, anyway, Harken sat me down, he said, "Champ, you're a dangerous alcoholic, a racist and I don't think you know a lick about sports." And I said, "Ed, you dirty Polack, it's ten in the morning. Let's go have some drinks, go to a baseball game where the Mexicans hit some touchdowns."
Chris Stewart "I believe in two things. Good chicken and that the census is just a way for the UN to make your kids gay". Me at 0:48 - 1:04 : ................
I love David Koeshner. His talent is understated and his delivery is outstanding. The way he said “we use mainly bats” as if it’s the most normal thing in the world was brilliant. Also he voices Pogo in F Is For Family, my favourite show right now
Champ : Do you know what they call Bats? Ron : Bats? Champ : Chicken of the cave Ron : Nobody calls them that and whose they by the way? Champ : Some guy from the Wuhan Seafood Market named Jin Sun. He sells African snake meat by the pier
"Oh this feels like home" Whenever I see my family and friends For the first time in a long time I give them a hug I always whisper this in their ear lol
Ive never laughed so hard in my life... Especially when the bat flies out of the kitchen and over everyone's head.. How many takes would you have to do without laughing so hard
What’s so funny is that whenever Ron is outside of his crew, he’s insane. When he’s with his crew, he’s the voice of reason.
Not as much as Paul Rudd
He's lost without his american BOYFRAAANDS
He's still insane
Well done Sherlock
Why do nerds have to explain something that's so obvious? They usually start these dull comment's with "I LOVE THE FACT"
So, anyway, Harken sat me down, he said, "Champ, you're a dangerous alcoholic, a racist and I don't think you know a lick about sports." And I said, "Ed, you dirty Polack, it's ten in the morning. Let's go have some drinks, go to a baseball game where the Mexicans hit some touchdowns."
Best quote! "So he fired me"
lol!!!
I'm glad he landed on his feet
I was too busy looking at the dog drink out of a straw to listen to that part lol thanks
With all his whacko rantings wouldn't Champ be perfect on Fox News or Newsmax or am I crazy?
Ever since the Corona virus outbreak, I was just thinking about this scene from Anchorman 2
Believe it or not I was thinking the same thing.
I need a hug like that
I'm sure champ wouldn't believe the covid conspiricy
no champ uses the good quality kind🤔
The coronavirus didn't come from a bat you moron 🤣🤦♂️
that joke was way ahead of its time
They've changed it from the Census to "Nuclear Apocalypse" 😅
"...And I said Ed you dirty polak..." Spat my drink out laughing when I first saw this
Lmao
@@jeshkam well that tracks
In a calm quiet tone. "That's the most horrible thing I've ever heard."
Chicken of the cave
"No one calls them Chicken Of The Cave."
And who is they?
it's all tendon
You know what you call sea snakes? Chicken of the Sea.
Why don't you have a bite and stop judging ?
This is even funnier in light of the coronavirus outbreak
No it's not... when you have to declare on averange 20 people a day dead due to corona virus on a hospital's IC. it REALLY isn't
OnionChoppingNinja man go somewhere else with that sensitivity
@@OnionChoppingNinja Get on somewhere bitch
Except it wasnt from bats.
@@OnionChoppingNinjahey man how does it feel being owned by the jwo
"So what you gotta do is served fried bats?"
chicken of the cave
You know what they call Cat? Chicken of the railyard
and whos They?
China wants to know your location
YeeUP!
"you know what they call bats?"
"bats" 😭
I fucking lost it in the theater when he said "No Catholics or jews admitted."
There is some truth to this...for oblivious reasons, Catholics are not allowed in many places. However the Jews are fine.
@@Sirhcchrisbbb Wtf what places are Catholics not allowed in?
@@jamesbond8348 Mecca
@@liemgroup8362 Well that makes sense. Where else?
@@jamesbond8348 In the current papacy, Kappa
Is this restaurant in Wuhan, China by any chance?
lmao!
Very timely
The corona virus came from a lab in wuhan
No, it's in Lutz, Florida.
www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2012/08/07/158221181/on-the-road-in-florida-hard-times-politics-and-smoked-bat
😂
"I believe in two things: good chicken and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay"
Best. Line. Ever. Absolute gold.
Duncan McLuckie can u explain?
no Catholics or Jews admitted.
I think you are too intellectually challenged to read this scene correctly...
Chris Stewart "I believe in two things. Good chicken and that the census is just a way for the UN to make your kids gay".
Me at 0:48 - 1:04 : ................
I remember it was about nuclear apocalypse and that he is a "survivor"
I love David Koeshner. His talent is understated and his delivery is outstanding. The way he said “we use mainly bats” as if it’s the most normal thing in the world was brilliant. Also he voices Pogo in F Is For Family, my favourite show right now
His face, when he said "you gotta do.." I love his eyebrow pattern.
I'd say, out of the 4 news crew, he's probably my second funniest character.
And Pogo opens a restaurant that only sells fried chicken skins
Yeah but the good quality kind
he is unfortunately a raging alcoholic in real life
I laughed so hard at this part in the theaters that the person sitting in front of me moved his seat lol
Walls he literally moved his seat? Damn now that's loud.
You now laugh no quieter than that ...ever again.
When I first heard champ say “They call it CHICKEN of the Cave,” I almost died. Lmao.
“Go to a baseball game where the Mexicans hit some touchdowns”. Hahaha
that's 100 percent accurate
"It's all tendon."
1:14 The way Baxter sips his drink is adorable.
😍😍😍 So extremely funny and adorable
the hug part always gets me 💀💀💀
Don't be weird!
Came for coronavirus references 😂
No
Meet the crew-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
I love that part lol
Champ : Do you know what they call Bats?
Ron : Bats?
Champ : Chicken of the cave
Ron : Nobody calls them that and whose they by the way?
Champ : Some guy from the Wuhan Seafood Market named Jin Sun. He sells African snake meat by the pier
Thats not a very good joke
Underrated comment
Thats not they
01:04 "Don't be weird!"
And thus Ron Burgundy averted a major coronavirus outbreak in 1980! 😛
“There’s a bandaid I my coleslaw” Oh let me fix that for ya *grabs baseball bat*
“Get out of here before I smash your head in YOU COMMIE BASTARD, IF YOU’RE FROM THE CENSUS, YOU TAKE ME OFF THEIR LIST!!!”
used bandaid
@@nicktechnubyte1184 used plaster
This scene has aged well in 2020
Chicken of the cave 😂
Best scene in the whole movie.
“No one calls them chicken of the cave”
“And who’s THEY by the way ?”
Lost it there!😂😂😂
"There's a guy I met named Paco, sells bikers speed at the pier."
@@Ferruccio_Guicciardi Lol even tho it's a quote. It sounds real
@@Ferruccio_Guicciardi "So that guy calls them chicken of the cave? That's not they."
“It’s all tendon” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@dimitriesgotta taste better than chicken of the rail-yard.
I'm impressed how Ron handled himself in this scene.
"Okay, let's break the huddle here, huh?"
"Dont be wierd" LOL!!!!, I aint whistling dixie or nothing. But from start to end was laughing all thru the movie. Although the RV scene had me dying
"Oh this feels like home"
Whenever I see my family and friends For the first time in a long time I give them a hug I always whisper this in their ear lol
AND I SAID ED YA DIRTY POLACK LET'S HAVE SOME DRINKS
@0:29 I love how he chuckles and saying oh my gosh let me take care of that while reaching for the bat 😂😂
This is one of those scenes where literally every line is funny, brilliant, or both
"That's the most horrible thing I've ever heard."
2014: Chicken of the cave
2020: Coronavirus
I can't handle myself when I watch this
Didn’t care much for the sequel, but this scene was pure gold
"don't be weird"😂😂😂😂😂
Ive never laughed so hard in my life... Especially when the bat flies out of the kitchen and over everyone's head.. How many takes would you have to do without laughing so hard
i've *longed* for you
So, nobody’s gonna comment on the whole, “I longed for you,” followed by the uncomfortably long hug part? 😂😂
I never realised that eating bats is actually a real thing in some parts of the world. It can't be good for your health... 😳
This movie nearly made me piss myself. XD
"Chicken of the cave" 😆
From that awkwardly long hug, I'd say his name is already on the census
That's probably why he hates the census.
Whos they......the chinese obviously
Boris Bornakiss no, in the original script it was Chinese
Hi I'm Commander Shepard and ''Chicken of the cave'' is my favourite quote from this movie.
Know what they call a cat? Chicken of the Allyway
Chicken of the rail yard.
Chicken of the freeway underpass
American Work Quality at it's peak. "You gadda do wat you gadda do." -Casper the Friendly Ghost.
Fried bats sound delicious.
I feel like china actually did fried bats
When Ron Burgundy is the more sensible one, you're fucked up.
Bats are the chicken of the cave
Cats are the chicken of the freeway underpass
“You gotta do what you gotta do.”
“So what you gotta do is eat fried bats?” 😂😂
Chicken of the Cave!!!LMFAO 😂😂😂
Ah yes, chicken of the cave. My favourite!
In the alternate take on the commercial, he says "If Jesus had a sidearm, he wouldn't have been crucified."
Was that a bat? Chicken of the cave 😆😆😆
Chicken of the cave.... Classic pre covid humour
The brunette in the commercial is gorgeous...
Jacob Martin I was just thinking that. What a babe! Name for research purposes??
I like the blonde one
derpty dumb Zoe Myres
As if this scene was predicting Coronavirus.
I remember seeing this movie in theatres years ago 😂😂 it was so amazing! So damn funny
Origin of COVID 19. Chicken of the Caves.
It’s so funny how Ron is the voice of reason at times 😂
0:12
“… I’m living proof of that !!”
( 0:51)
Lol
1:57 😂😂 no one calls them chicken of the cave, whose they by the way
Anchorman predicted Coronavirus
"No Catholics or Jews admitted!"
hey you’re the to catch a predator guy
@@spacecowboy534 whats up
Walls you’re not a cop, are you?
WHAMMY WHAMMY WHAMMY WHAMMY WHAMMY WHAMMY WHAMMY WHAMMY!!!!!
"But they're high quality Bats"... 🤣
"Champ, you're a dangerous alcoholic.." That didn't age well lol.
"It's 10 in the morning let's go have sm drinks"lmao
brown lee after saying he was an alcoholic 🤣
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
So what you gotta do is serve fried bats?
Yep.
“So what you gotta do is serve fried bats?”
This literally made me hungry for fried chicken. Or bats, either is fine.
Chicken of the cave.
This comment aged.
Chicken of the cave.
They still should have some left in Wuhan.
"Im not biting into that, it's all tendon" lol
Still hilarious!!!!! 2021!!!
My wife and I still refer to any fast food fried chicken we have as “Chicken Of The Cave” 🤣
Once worked at a fast food restaurant, manager was a lot like this guy ❤😍
2:30 the original ‘ you son of a bitch I’m in’
How came here after the connavirus! 🙋♂️
The ‘good quality kind’.
“ who loves chicken? You do we do, delicious chicken swing on through. Meet the crew woowoo “
Bob Pogo finally opened Skinny’s…awesome
this scene aged well
So this is how COVID19 started...
Funny how San Diego looks like it has Georgia pines.
they film basically every movie in atlanta
0:45 Scorpion if he decided to sell chicken:/
Loooool aged like fine wine haha. The chicken of the caves!!!
Now this guy is on a hardees chicken commercial
And this is how corona started
I laughed so hard at this scene. Bats!!!
🎶Meet the crew HOO HOO!!🎶
Chicken of the cave I'm dead
ive watched the outtakes more than the movie itself.
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So what "you gotta do" is serve fried bats? 😂😂😂
I preffer the line where he says "when the nuclear war breaks, I wanna be a breeder!"
Ah is that the origin movie of the Corona virus?