Ranking EVERY Cereal...

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @MrMojo23100
    @MrMojo23100 8 місяців тому +6449

    The real question was not answered, did eating Corn Flakes cure Papa Meat's masturbation addiction like the cereal inventor intended?

  • @code_koriel
    @code_koriel 8 місяців тому +6267

    The fact that this one was sponsored by Factor, but not the frozen dinner one, was a huge missed opportunity for the company.

    • @Donovarkhallum
      @Donovarkhallum 8 місяців тому +60

      Not really. This isnt the frozen dinner ranking.

    • @code_koriel
      @code_koriel 8 місяців тому +266

      @@Donovarkhallum yup, i know. im saying that Factor could've sponsored the frozen dinner one instead. The sponsor skit would've blended in flawlessly.

    • @orochirel
      @orochirel 8 місяців тому +277

      I was waiting for it to be sponsored by “Magic Spoon”

    • @Donovarkhallum
      @Donovarkhallum 8 місяців тому +21

      @@code_koriel oh I see thought you meant factor frozen meals when you said frozen diner one. Got confused

    • @Donovarkhallum
      @Donovarkhallum 8 місяців тому +52

      @@orochirel that cereal taste like butt. I hate that wendigoon jerks it off. thee flavors are very muted. And it's almost cardboard tasting.

  • @michikip45
    @michikip45 8 місяців тому +340

    The animated bits being added in to the life action videos lately has been my absolute favorite thing every time

  • @drakecarstens9350
    @drakecarstens9350 5 місяців тому +205

    The appeal to eating the Cinnamon Toast Crunch is drinking the milk after you finish the cereal. That’s why it’s designed to get washed off.

    • @geekgirl616
      @geekgirl616 2 місяці тому +8

      Naw man I exclusively eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch dry it’s SO good that way

    • @braedynhamaliuk4402
      @braedynhamaliuk4402 Місяць тому +3

      CTC is by FAR the best cereal there, then a mix of loops and Tony

    • @jprec5174
      @jprec5174 Місяць тому

      It's been so long since i've had any of these cereals I couldn't even guess to think which ones i'd like as an adult. Crapple jacks and frosted fakes were the house picks back in the day.

    • @joebauers3746
      @joebauers3746 Місяць тому

      Was my favorite cereal as a kid. Yaked one morning after eating them, no idea if it was the cereal, have not had them again in 40+ years. Got nauseous once I saw them on screen, even worse now reliving the memories... lol

    • @mechanoid2k
      @mechanoid2k 8 днів тому +1

      @@braedynhamaliuk4402 It's good but Golden Grahams are the best cereal ever made.

  • @deadlyincompetent
    @deadlyincompetent 8 місяців тому +9506

    It took me 35 minutes to fucking realize it was serial killers killing cereal, jesus christ.
    Edit; 8k thumbs up allows me to sleep at night knowing I'm not the dumbest human on planet earth. Thank you all.

    • @contagiousremorse
      @contagiousremorse 8 місяців тому +435

      Tbf his whole intro was an exaggerated "cereal killer" pun💀

    • @Pekoe.
      @Pekoe. 8 місяців тому +73

      fuckin how

    • @PercabethLovernot
      @PercabethLovernot 8 місяців тому +182

      username tracks

    • @sxlrac_barlos3392
      @sxlrac_barlos3392 8 місяців тому +73

      @@Pekoe.i only got it because i was so confused as to why they were there haha but i wouldn’t be surprised if it took me longer

    • @Cumknuckler
      @Cumknuckler 8 місяців тому +2

      My dad when he worked for General Mills was given a painting of all the General Mills cereal mascots being lined up for an execution via firing squad. The piece was called “Cereal Killers”

  • @ryanryanson5472
    @ryanryanson5472 8 місяців тому +1529

    captain crunch being tied up and forgotten in the attic should be a running gag

    • @esperago
      @esperago 8 місяців тому +24

      How about it's not "captain" crunch. It's "cap'n" crunch. Meat gets it wrong a thousand times, too.

    • @ImblackUSA
      @ImblackUSA 8 місяців тому

      @@esperagocaptain crunch more like poop crap dummy head crunch

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 8 місяців тому +10

      What happened to the Trix rabbit though?

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 8 місяців тому +33

      @@gaminggoof1542unlike captain crunch, he was eviscerated in such a gruesome way it couldnt be shown on camera. he showed weakness and thus he paid the ultimate price

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Wulfjager lol. I thought he was gonna show up at the end having escaped.

  • @danielavant8102
    @danielavant8102 8 місяців тому +913

    The cereal mascot’s blood being milk was a nice touch.

    • @ADLC01
      @ADLC01 8 місяців тому +24

      That wasn't milk

    • @TheTravelingDemon
      @TheTravelingDemon 8 місяців тому +35

      Oh, that's why it was white. I thought he just did that for monetization, gotcha.

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 8 місяців тому +13

      ​@@TheTravelingDemon Well that's another valid reason ngl 👍

    • @strxwbxrry_420
      @strxwbxrry_420 8 місяців тому +4

      This being the top comment (which is shared on mobile right under the profile) spoiled the surprise, but yeah, that is a nice touch

    • @Manticorn
      @Manticorn 8 місяців тому +4

      But then the blood of the serial killers at the end was also white lol

  • @MovableMosquito
    @MovableMosquito 4 місяці тому +271

    We just not gonna talk about how the Trix rabbit just wasn't there when he lost the round? Like his seat was empty, is he sneaking around the studio waiting to strike hunter for revenge?

    • @Slim3y621
      @Slim3y621 3 місяці тому +17

      No he already got killed previously

    • @Bunnylover9000
      @Bunnylover9000 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Slim3y621but where’s his corpse?

    • @Collato
      @Collato 2 місяці тому +13

      I think Hunter just had a heart cause I was kinda feeling legit dread seeing the Trix rabbit like that and knowing no way in hell Hunter will like Trix.

  • @meadamillion
    @meadamillion 8 місяців тому +2809

    I love how he actually made "serial killers" as the "cereal killers" in this video

    • @darknes2742
      @darknes2742 8 місяців тому +7

      Wut?

    • @alenwake3445
      @alenwake3445 8 місяців тому +51

      They are going to kill the cereal mascots which makes them "cereal killers"

    • @Mantosasto
      @Mantosasto 8 місяців тому +129

      Damn, I didn't piece it together until you spelled it out for me, I feel dumb haha

    • @Kewrock
      @Kewrock 8 місяців тому +18

      17 minutes in to it. I just made that connection. 🤔

    • @DEVIANT-FRACTURE
      @DEVIANT-FRACTURE 8 місяців тому +8

      Ooooooooooooo I get it now

  • @UpperlevelJeffstream
    @UpperlevelJeffstream 8 місяців тому +781

    Dennis Rader is still alive and incarcerated at El Dorado. Met a guy recently who was a C.O. there and when he would take Rader out for his designated shower time he would just stare at the officer through the little door window. What’s more chilling is the fact that in the early 70’s my grandmas house was broken into and police confirmed it to be the BTK. Luckily for my grandma (and my literal existance) she wasn’t home, however very specific items were stolen during the break in. In order to distance themselves from BTK, my grandparents moved to Park City. Not knowing that they had moved in mere blocks away from Raders home. My grandma to this day will still talk about how Rader (an animal control officer at the time) would always walk past their house, telling my grandma that one of these days he would have her dogs taken away or euthanized if they didn’t stop barking at him. Luckily nothing came of it. Still wild to think about how my literal existence would’ve been altered if he had gotten to my grandma. May he rot in hell.

    • @gavintucker264
      @gavintucker264 8 місяців тому +29

      Came to comment that he was still alive 😂 funny story I actually attended the same college he did

    • @itsmeais1736
      @itsmeais1736 8 місяців тому +27

      damn wtf Jeff im glad yr here 😭 that's insane

    • @x0j
      @x0j 8 місяців тому

      dangerous way of thinking, anyone can alter your existence simply by turning their steering wheel 30 degrees

    • @tomc-d5071
      @tomc-d5071 8 місяців тому +8

      I must be slow but if the BTK is dennis rader, how did she move away from BTK only to move next to Dennis rader in park city if they’re the same person?

    • @stevem7192
      @stevem7192 8 місяців тому

      Its also said Dennis Rader has a micropenis and it may be a source of his psychosis.

  • @bryce866
    @bryce866 8 місяців тому +1984

    The fact hunter just kept eating nuts and bolts for 40 minutes was kinda weird, but im here for it!

    • @jessenaylor3851
      @jessenaylor3851 8 місяців тому +22

      I love this video format! It's so creatively funny and unique!

    • @hankanatorpoo8777
      @hankanatorpoo8777 8 місяців тому +43

      his names papa meat to you buddy

    • @ReginaTrans_
      @ReginaTrans_ 8 місяців тому +1

      The fact hunter is doing TV content is amazing ☺️☺️☺️❤️

    • @avonire
      @avonire 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@CharlieRuyung Making fun of bots by repeatedly posting the same comment and being equally as annoying?

    • @Delusional.Thomas
      @Delusional.Thomas 8 місяців тому +3

      Fantano comment type shit 😂

  • @mawr2517
    @mawr2517 7 місяців тому +114

    This was a very nice idea for a video, i watched the entire thing, barely strayed away, even gave me the motivation to clean my room (been putting it off a few weeks)
    Please keep building on the “Fucked up Blues Clues/Mr Rodgers neighborhood ” vibe like in the beginning, this is a hit

  • @ChristochatBTW
    @ChristochatBTW 8 місяців тому +3534

    no fruity pebbles, no Reece's puffs... absolutely criminal

    • @FatalDreidel
      @FatalDreidel 8 місяців тому +129

      And no Oreo-Os

    • @savyartist
      @savyartist 8 місяців тому +222

      missing out on honey comb too. im honestly surprised cocoa pebbles made it up so high. I hate the cardboard like texture once they get soggy.

    • @minecraftman6376
      @minecraftman6376 8 місяців тому +78

      Yes honey comb and krave missing is major L I demand a rematch krave would win

    • @thed.m.a.c4604
      @thed.m.a.c4604 8 місяців тому +39

      No mascot ... criminal

    • @ChristochatBTW
      @ChristochatBTW 8 місяців тому +4

      @thed.m.a.c4604 so just because of the video gimmick, some actually good cereals missed out

  • @rubberwoody
    @rubberwoody 7 місяців тому +144

    the "shit on a bunch of frozen meals" to "get sponsored by factor" pipeline is 2 feet long

  • @MilkApe
    @MilkApe 8 місяців тому +1239

    Papa didn't tell me to come on in, and sit on down in this one so I had to watch the whole thing standing outside of my house

  • @hunthighlights
    @hunthighlights 3 місяці тому +11

    3:18 Capn Crunch is a pirate, and the cereal is supposed to look like gold dubloons and gems like you'd find in a pirates chest.

  • @sparkdog99
    @sparkdog99 8 місяців тому +841

    As someone who’s unfortunately stuck here in Wichita Kansas, BTK ain’t dead. He’s rotting away in solitary confinement in El Dorado Prison

    • @ericpettyfishing
      @ericpettyfishing 8 місяців тому +34

      We aren't unfortunate brother. Wichita rules.

    • @dalgusmaximus4557
      @dalgusmaximus4557 8 місяців тому +25

      At least he's probably getting the shit kicked out of him in prison.

    • @WaterVolt1917
      @WaterVolt1917 8 місяців тому +126

      @@dalgusmaximus4557Think you misunderstood the whole “solitary confinement” part

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 8 місяців тому +2

      oh good. i was so worried.

    • @dalgusmaximus4557
      @dalgusmaximus4557 7 місяців тому +8

      @@WaterVolt1917 yeah I had no idea how I missed that part. The comment was barely 2 sentences long. 😂

  • @danielbustillo9332
    @danielbustillo9332 8 місяців тому +375

    Dude as a fellow animator it really does blow my mind the amount of work you do to crank these quality videos out consistently. Mad props.

    • @tcave0
      @tcave0 8 місяців тому

      Tbf a lot of them are pre recorded

    • @gimpscam9976
      @gimpscam9976 8 місяців тому +10

      He hires other people. Almost all his animations aren’t really by him. He just does the main frames and storyboard. They do the rest.

    • @danielbustillo9332
      @danielbustillo9332 8 місяців тому

      @@gimpscam9976 I figured but still it’s impressive

    • @kevinmunn666
      @kevinmunn666 8 місяців тому

      Honorable Mentions, Kit Kat cereal, Reeces Puffs, Fruity Pepples, Oreo-O's, Wendy's Shake cereal and Corn Pops. F**k u Nick!!

    • @Russ410
      @Russ410 8 місяців тому +12

      @@gimpscam9976he’s shown himself animating lmao. Yes he has animators but he also does a lot of his own shit

  • @_Brandi
    @_Brandi 7 місяців тому +50

    Maybe I’ve always been 70yrs old at heart, but shredded mini wheats are the best cereal ever. There’s a sweet spots where they’ve absorbed enough milk but are still crunchy, and it’s perfection 🤌🏻

    • @NAT20Ashes
      @NAT20Ashes 5 місяців тому

      Agreed

    • @MkSkribble
      @MkSkribble 5 місяців тому +4

      Papa Meat just needed to give them 30s to marinate

    • @katie5737
      @katie5737 4 місяці тому +3

      Fully agree. Not to mention the heavenly bottom of the bag bowl

    • @KhronicD
      @KhronicD 18 днів тому

      I agree. I even liked grape nuts, but that was also one you had to let sit in the milk for a while. Unless your teeth were made of titanium or something.

    • @BLTspace
      @BLTspace 5 днів тому

      Yes, this was my thought as he ate them immediately. They are not that great right out of the box or after they have been in milk for a long time.. BUT there is that window when it is the absolute best thing in the world.

  • @battiemanks3045
    @battiemanks3045 8 місяців тому +167

    Cap’n Crunch alone and weeping surrounded by the corpses of his peers at the end was so horrifyingly tragic and hilarious at the same time. The storylines and animation in these style videos are so good!
    Thanks Papa Meat and crew for making such a fun video and for donating to your local food bank!

  • @drakehodges3997
    @drakehodges3997 8 місяців тому +115

    The lighting in this video is immaculate, feels like a nice morning before school and papa meats our dad giving us breakfast before sending us off

  • @Bloomser
    @Bloomser 8 місяців тому +1911

    No Reese’s Puffs is criminal

    • @ceyluh3041
      @ceyluh3041 8 місяців тому +164

      or fruity pebbles

    • @jesseyclure5730
      @jesseyclure5730 8 місяців тому +107

      Honey comb

    • @devoteeofmediocrity821
      @devoteeofmediocrity821 8 місяців тому +139

      Probably because the only mascot they had was that black kid. And animating a cereal killer doing… haha whew. Yeah, it was intentional.

    • @pojunskii
      @pojunskii 8 місяців тому +16

      for real, that could've been top, what about cinnamon toast crunch?

    • @RobotacularRoBob
      @RobotacularRoBob 8 місяців тому +36

      Or Golden Grahams

  • @luke_mckay
    @luke_mckay 25 днів тому +7

    3:33 "I am a skim milk kinda man" with the doubtful dog face overlay KILLED me

  • @vilegoblin
    @vilegoblin 8 місяців тому +114

    The Apple Jacks commercial always disturbed me as a kid, because the Cinammon was like, rushing to commit suicide in order to enhance somebodies cereal, and the Apple was always trying to save him/beat him to it.

  • @LordDeucalion
    @LordDeucalion 7 місяців тому +413

    Came for the cereal ranking, stayed for the cereal killing

  • @BananaManInaPan
    @BananaManInaPan 8 місяців тому +153

    How do you even come up with these scenarios dude? The art/animation, the story, the acting is on point. 10/10.

    • @loopedlola
      @loopedlola 8 місяців тому +5

      I know why doesn’t he have an adult swim show like check it out or Eric Andre😭😭😭

    • @JuanDenis-b9m
      @JuanDenis-b9m 22 дні тому

      Serial killers killing cereal? Wtf do you mean "how"

  • @h30nightmare13
    @h30nightmare13 5 місяців тому +30

    Incase anyone wants to know the time where the executioners kill the cereal characters here it is
    1st: 8:53
    2nd: 13:11
    3rd: 22:44
    4th: 26:39
    5th: 30:58
    Final results place
    5th place: 34:39
    4th place: 34:58
    3rd place: 35:41
    2nd place: 36:43
    Winner!: 37:30

    • @dwarft_eXtreme
      @dwarft_eXtreme Місяць тому

      here is the trix rabbit? they just didn't animate him?

    • @FlutterLover-xo3hx
      @FlutterLover-xo3hx 3 дні тому

      Thats what i thought​@@dwarft_eXtreme

  • @TheTokan123
    @TheTokan123 8 місяців тому +228

    No one else puts this much work into food Tier list videos like papameat

    • @CaptLuser
      @CaptLuser 8 місяців тому +1

      he’s a good Big Boy

    • @aahnecroth
      @aahnecroth 8 місяців тому +2

      he should do a crossover with brutalmoose

  • @Rusted_Obsidian
    @Rusted_Obsidian 8 місяців тому +161

    I genuinely think I enjoy his longer videos of any content over his animations. I love having him as background noise AND watching him.

    • @avashaw4006
      @avashaw4006 8 місяців тому +7

      Same, he's so great for chores or obnoxiously long car rides lmao

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 8 місяців тому

      ​@@avashaw4006 so what you're saying is he's only entertaining when you're literally bored out of your mind with actually no other options?
      wow, sign me up?

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 8 місяців тому

      personally I think he's just emulation JonTron with a potty mouth and worse special effects 🤷🏻‍♀️
      I mean he's now covering LITERALLY the same sh** as JonTron lol .
      can't make it up.
      can't wait for bootleg consoles and takeshis challenge

    • @DarkSlasher36
      @DarkSlasher36 8 місяців тому +5

      @@TemmiePlays jontrons said worse, he has a higher budget and more connections and what content? hes done food tier lists which is something everyone has done Jontron was also following that trend when he did his he did not pioneer them, SCPs something Jon has not covered, a few degenerates on the internet something Jon has not covered, if you mean the movie review format then sure thats fair but you're blatently ignoring 80% of the rest of his uploads.

    • @tr33chimes48
      @tr33chimes48 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@TemmiePlays Then why tf are you here?? Just to be negative about everything?

  • @jwanta79
    @jwanta79 8 місяців тому +705

    The biggest problem with Frosted Flakes is the fact that if you don't eat them all within 3 minutes of the milk hitting them they turn into disgusting soggy pieces of toilet paper.

    • @weasel1822
      @weasel1822 8 місяців тому +27

      3 minutes??? Your cereal definitely gives you more time my experience is more like a minute if I’m lucky LOL

    • @Guevon_Pajaro
      @Guevon_Pajaro 8 місяців тому +12

      30 seconds, dude. its insane. 😅

    • @adonistechshow2308
      @adonistechshow2308 8 місяців тому +18

      I love both crispy and soggy Frosted Flakes, just all around perfection

    • @overcastingdays
      @overcastingdays 8 місяців тому

      So true

    • @nichole8447
      @nichole8447 8 місяців тому +2

      That’s why you gotta use less milk and drizzle it all over it’s fire when they are still a little hard

  • @KolMan2000
    @KolMan2000 4 місяці тому +6

    20:28 watch in a few months the boxes are going to have Lucky’s eye moved slightly to the left.
    But seriously that’s such a massive improvement and I hate that I will never unsee dirty they did his eyes

  • @noelisratrabulsy9679
    @noelisratrabulsy9679 8 місяців тому +130

    When Gacy smacked the Golden Crisps Bear with the hammer my heart broke.

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 8 місяців тому +8

      No one is talking about the Sugar Bear Game Grumps reference and it’s killing me.

  • @Nickboy275
    @Nickboy275 8 місяців тому +82

    I absolutely love how you integrate your animations into your vids. It puts a bizarre twist that no one else does.

  • @benjisdad16
    @benjisdad16 8 місяців тому +468

    29:15 when I was a kid, Cookie Crisp had two mascots. A wolf and a guy. They were actually burglars and there was a cop who chased them in the commercials.

    • @benjaminamouroux8395
      @benjaminamouroux8395 8 місяців тому +21

      Yup! I was like where are the burglars?!

    • @Ghostchickie
      @Ghostchickie 6 місяців тому +14

      It was a burglar and a small lil dog when I was a kiddo.

    • @ESP-Collectibles
      @ESP-Collectibles 6 місяців тому +6

      You aint even old then, it was originally a little dog

    • @benjaminamouroux8395
      @benjaminamouroux8395 6 місяців тому +3

      @@ESP-Collectibles weird flex but cool story

    • @ESP-Collectibles
      @ESP-Collectibles 6 місяців тому

      @@benjaminamouroux8395 o.p. Is acting old 1st, so its cool to chime in 👍

  • @Bragthepro
    @Bragthepro 3 місяці тому +1

    Dude, your videos are awesome. They’re somewhat short and digestible compared to other ranking videos with that are sometimes around 2-3hrs You’re awesome dude continue doing what you do.

  • @paolocamacho1999
    @paolocamacho1999 8 місяців тому +228

    Sir I have to say this might your magnum opus. The sitcom opening, the interactions you have with your art, the Art’s storyline, your personality during the ranking sections. It was perfect. This is gives me the same vibes as classic AVGN. An awesome display of your talent.

    • @Doinky420
      @Doinky420 8 місяців тому +6

      I don’t like how much I agree with you on the AVGN thing

    • @joebauers3746
      @joebauers3746 Місяць тому

      His taste is pretty damn good too. Totino's pizza and Crunchberries both ranked #1, exactly where I would have them too.

  • @lonick1692
    @lonick1692 8 місяців тому +518

    When is ranking every meat, Papa MEAT

    • @dyslexicboogaloo
      @dyslexicboogaloo 8 місяців тому +8

      If penguin meat is not on the table it’s a waste of time.

    • @micromage6103
      @micromage6103 8 місяців тому +2

      Gotta do a collab with Babish, since he already did the every meat burrito.

    • @zawwnypow5813
      @zawwnypow5813 8 місяців тому

      ​@@dyslexicboogaloo bro what lmaooo

    • @embryodemocracy1275
      @embryodemocracy1275 8 місяців тому +2

      Yeah I can't wait to see what he thinks of human

    • @john_t_england
      @john_t_england 8 місяців тому +1

      There is only one meat.

  • @bentyoutube2612
    @bentyoutube2612 8 місяців тому +218

    It took me till 18:05 to pick on the fact that the everyone taking out the mascots were CEREAL killers. I may be an idiot but you sir are an intelligent lad.

    • @bransonpearson4882
      @bransonpearson4882 8 місяців тому +2

      Considering I didn't realize it until 14:18, I'm right there with ya, bro. RIP: Us

  • @Burn2Ashe
    @Burn2Ashe 4 місяці тому +5

    Trix cereal just looks like aquarium rocks... Also fun fact, you can buy a huge bag of just the marshmallows from the lucky charms

  • @sumpterino
    @sumpterino 8 місяців тому +601

    These "Ranking every X" vids are basically "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" if it was recorded by a bunch of hobos on a bad acid trip

  • @thehumandirigible4882
    @thehumandirigible4882 8 місяців тому +139

    Gotta say Hunter, you're a wizard. I usually hated the Trix rabbit as a kid because I always thought he was annoying, yet here I am looking at his teary-eyed dismay and feeling awful sorry for the poor bastard.

    • @WackyToonsOfficial
      @WackyToonsOfficial 8 місяців тому +10

      I actually wondered what happened to him because he wasn’t even on the chair

    • @SnowpawShaw
      @SnowpawShaw 5 місяців тому +2

      He escaped! I was so relieved!
      ...Hunter is dead to me for killing Chip the Wolf

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc 2 місяці тому

      ​@SnowpawShaw he didn't escape. He just got killed and put away before the round was even over

    • @jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517
      @jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517 Місяць тому

      Trix yogurt is the real goat they should bring that back and cancel the cereal

  • @SarhcBannitoot
    @SarhcBannitoot 8 місяців тому +166

    1 Wooden cereal bowls is 🤌👌 peak aesthetics
    2 Heavens Gate shirt goes hard af and I want one.
    3 Zodiac Killer was always the scariest to me and even though this is a caricature of him you still managed to capture that unsettling Michael Meyers esc brutal creepiness about him.

  • @MiaMooreA
    @MiaMooreA 4 місяці тому +8

    Problem is trix are for kids, you cant taste the full flavour.

  • @matt_vera_era
    @matt_vera_era 8 місяців тому +116

    “Gotta go with my boi Tony” *Dahmer aggressively injects Tony with zombie serum*

  • @IrfanQurashi
    @IrfanQurashi 8 місяців тому +307

    At this point, Papa Meat could produce his own sit-com show and i'd sell both hands to be an audience member to that live taping.

    • @catsaregreat6314
      @catsaregreat6314 8 місяців тому

      sell ur feet instead they’ll go for more

    • @thomasgoude8800
      @thomasgoude8800 8 місяців тому +10

      He would be the best horror/ fun show host. He deserves a true show

    • @tmillz120
      @tmillz120 8 місяців тому +10

      How would you applaud

    • @ye_olde_harlot9873
      @ye_olde_harlot9873 8 місяців тому

      Probably by slapping his stumps together like a seal ​@tmillz120

    • @netfliix7604
      @netfliix7604 8 місяців тому +2

      he needs an adult swim show it would be PERFECT on that channel honestly his humor and animation style i was convinced he was an animator or something for them still convinced he actually is

  • @dazedanddark
    @dazedanddark 8 місяців тому +113

    the Heavens Gate shirt is a nice touch

    • @alldayagain
      @alldayagain 4 місяці тому +2

      Was this before or after he learned what the shirt meant? 🤔😅
      I have a very vivid memory ormf one of _someone_ realizing after the fact what the logo meant; their story being their mom/grandma got it because it said heaven

  • @laurellee7533
    @laurellee7533 4 місяці тому +1

    If you were curious, captain crunch is based off of a flavor of rice with brown sugar and butter over it that the creator used to have at his grandparents house. It’s my favorite cereal and I also just eat the rice dish sometimes too :x thank you for the video!

  • @KangarooLasagna
    @KangarooLasagna 8 місяців тому +67

    Only youtuber to make me laugh out loud at a cereal ranking video. You are a truly fantastic content creator.

  • @JamesColby-g1n
    @JamesColby-g1n 8 місяців тому +38

    I love how at least one mascot in each round looks normal and the others are in that classic papa meat style

  • @totallynotspooked
    @totallynotspooked 8 місяців тому +26

    You're insane. How are you able to release such high quality content in such rapid succession? Love these ranking videos so much.

  • @moondoggaming1994
    @moondoggaming1994 Місяць тому +1

    Fun fact. Froot loops are all the same flavor they just added color to make it look more fun and have a placebo effect making you think they're different

  • @UnluckyGunner
    @UnluckyGunner 8 місяців тому +40

    Papa I live this new series of you doing things IRL & drawing in the characters, it really adds a unique vibe to the content! Your humor comes through better in these vs in your typical videos

  • @12345TheRespect
    @12345TheRespect 8 місяців тому +163

    “I don’t know I almost want the lucky charms without the marshmallows” you crazy bastard. No one has ever said that in their life

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow 8 місяців тому +12

      I sort of get it? The issue is that the marshmallows have a weird half-crunch to them and I don't like how it feels in my mouth. I like the marshmallows soggy cause it fixes that texture issue, but then the cereal bits are also soggy which I don't want.
      Basically they need to make the marshmallows softer

    • @garrenbrooks4778
      @garrenbrooks4778 8 місяців тому +6

      The marshmallows are literal fucking chalk

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow 8 місяців тому +2

      @@garrenbrooks4778 well, they're more like literally sugar, but when not soggy it may as well be like eating chalk when it comes to the texture, I agree! I've always struggled to describe the texture, and you got it right! The texture when not soggy is like biting into chalk indeed

    • @Tax_Collector01
      @Tax_Collector01 8 місяців тому +1

      @@SpecialInterestShow They seem freeze-dried to me.

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow 8 місяців тому

      @@Tax_Collector01 yeah I believe so. If you ever go to an Amish store, they actually have the "charms" and they call them freeze-dried marshmallows, I believe!

  • @MannyNamiro
    @MannyNamiro 8 місяців тому +417

    I love it when Hunter puts himself through torture by food. It's like a car crash; you just can't look away.

    • @AlpacaButts
      @AlpacaButts 8 місяців тому +5

      ...You think eating cereal for money is torture?

    • @MannyNamiro
      @MannyNamiro 8 місяців тому +6

      @@AlpacaButts Considering how much sugar is in those things? Yes. I got kinda sick just watching this video.

    • @Sithedd
      @Sithedd 8 місяців тому

      Who the fuck is Hunter?

    • @atch300
      @atch300 8 місяців тому

      “Hunter”

    • @kevinmunn666
      @kevinmunn666 8 місяців тому

      ​@Lovemeew48
      Hard Jack Off P●●●●!!

  • @imkrakra
    @imkrakra 5 днів тому +1

    37:46 I didn’t expect the schlatt clip

  • @leoperez8852
    @leoperez8852 8 місяців тому +16

    the production of this video is unbelievable. the way you incorporate your art and ideas into the video to not juts make it a boring tier list video is chefs kiss

  • @DewplexDew
    @DewplexDew 8 місяців тому +44

    waffle crisp is my favorite and im glad you included it, I haven't finished the video yet but I'm noticing no fruity pebbles

    • @evan_ception
      @evan_ception 8 місяців тому +4

      Snub of the century. Fruity Pebbles are the GOAT imo.

    • @jayymack1993
      @jayymack1993 8 місяців тому

      omg are you and I the same person lol those are also my two favorites: Fruity Pebbles and Waffle Crisp!

  • @lukegindlesperger3761
    @lukegindlesperger3761 8 місяців тому +71

    The amount of comfort I feel from Papa Meat's videos is probably odd, but it's something about the house on top of the mountain in the middle of forest at night with the moon shining down, while he's in his living room or bedroom (both with their own kind of ambience), all paired with the video subject, whether it be a story or a ranking, along with the perfect 25-35 minute video length, while incorporating humor and his signature MeatCanyon style animations, it all comes together in a way that makes me just want to kick back, relax, escape reality for a little bit and enjoy the show!

    • @PercabethLovernot
      @PercabethLovernot 8 місяців тому +1

      wow i thought i was the only one that thought this way! i’ve found i come back to these kinds of videos recently as a weird sort of form of comfort and it works everytime. like you said, the way the humor, length and ever present bizarreness is displayed is just so good lol

    • @chi7775
      @chi7775 8 місяців тому +1

      The lighting in the microwave food video made the living room ambiance so 1am snack like 😭

  • @BlakeDrumm
    @BlakeDrumm 7 місяців тому +3

    6:00 Rice Krispies cereal is good if you put some sugar on top. That's how I always have done it, its bland without it.

  • @chrisdann7017
    @chrisdann7017 8 місяців тому +19

    I love your cartoon creations so much, the voices, the animation. There's nothing else like it out there. I'm so happy you're incorporating them into your episodes

  • @racerex340
    @racerex340 8 місяців тому +149

    Jesus Christ Hunter, the twist of having the "cereal" killers murder the cereal mascots is the most Papa Meat way of doing a ranking video ever... Terrifyingly Genius!

    • @katsu1715
      @katsu1715 8 місяців тому +4

      honestly...it took me like 18 minutes to realize the pun

    • @dangerxbadger2300
      @dangerxbadger2300 8 місяців тому +3

      It's "serial" killer. The "serial" killers are "cereal" killers in this video.

    • @racerex340
      @racerex340 8 місяців тому +4

      @@dangerxbadger2300 congratulations, that's the point... Spelled it cereal because, you know, it's about rating cereal.

    • @Nikkosunshines
      @Nikkosunshines 8 місяців тому

      @@katsu1715if I didn’t say the words out loud when describing it to my boyfriend I would have died just accepting these as unrelated hunter things

  • @gratebabegfg
    @gratebabegfg 8 місяців тому +121

    - Papa meat ranks/rates every outshine popsicle flavor
    - papa meat try’s vegan food
    -papa meat ranks/rates fast foods best selling meals
    - papa meat try’s meats
    -papa meat rates Godzilla X Kong: the new empire

  • @dakotahholtman
    @dakotahholtman 4 місяці тому +2

    I don’t like that he doesn’t take into account the milk you drink afterwards, that’s legit the best part of most cereals

  • @irjonesy
    @irjonesy 8 місяців тому +77

    The game grumps reference at 7:00 felt like the ultimate validation of my thought process

    • @erinm3585
      @erinm3585 8 місяців тому +5

      i came to the comments looking for this. ty

    • @fletcherrobinson3452
      @fletcherrobinson3452 8 місяців тому +3

      YESSSS I had to do a double take to make sure what I heard was real lmao

    • @gabrieldiaz5274
      @gabrieldiaz5274 8 місяців тому +2

      THANK YOU

    • @Rachel-kv1qb
      @Rachel-kv1qb 8 місяців тому +2

      literally one of my favorite game grumps bits

    • @masonberry5385
      @masonberry5385 8 місяців тому +3

      “Can’t get enough of that sugar crisp, even if hundreds die”

  • @rigatoni8189
    @rigatoni8189 8 місяців тому +115

    REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS!!! EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!

    • @XxRandomxNamexX
      @XxRandomxNamexX 8 місяців тому +10

      PEANUT BUTTA CHOCOLATE FLAVAAAAA

    • @Drakholm
      @Drakholm 8 місяців тому +2

      So I'm at my friend Paul's house, when his Dad says: "How bout Reese's for breakfast?!"
      I say: "candy for breakfast?"
      Paul says: "Where have you beeeeeen? Not candy- Reese's Peanutbutter Puffs, a real_crunchy_cereeeOL!!!"

  • @downside_
    @downside_ 8 місяців тому +165

    Oh god He’s never gonna stop.. he won’t stop until he’s eaten everything 😨

  • @sergio_jose
    @sergio_jose 5 місяців тому +3

    15:05 THEY MASSACRED MY BOY CINNA-MON! THEY TURNED HIM INTO GENERIC CLIP ART!!!!!

  • @scrunkge
    @scrunkge 8 місяців тому +41

    This channel turning into a fucked up peewee's playhouse is something I'm 100% onboard with.

  • @TheSmartboy64
    @TheSmartboy64 8 місяців тому +11

    Dear lord where do I begin? The amount of work it must have been drawing and animating all these characters. Having cereal killers in the episode. And at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the next episode has an actual opening musical number like in all those old sit coms and stuff.
    12/10 this man keeps delivering.

  • @yutodsynp
    @yutodsynp 8 місяців тому +13

    Unironically my top favorite content creator right now. Love the work you're doing. I literally get so hyped when a new episode of anything you're in drops! This channel, CreepCast, stretch and fade.... bro's hilarious.

  • @mbaxter5972
    @mbaxter5972 5 місяців тому +15

    It’s criminal that king meat did not like cinnamon toast crunch, and even more criminal that he never even ate it before this.

    • @NukeNuke22
      @NukeNuke22 Місяць тому +4

      cinnamon toast crunch tastes like cardboard after they changed the recipe or whatever a while ago

    • @JuanDenis-b9m
      @JuanDenis-b9m 22 дні тому +1

      Leaves a nasty film on the roof of your mouth. B tier.

  • @Nick.t.S
    @Nick.t.S 8 місяців тому +185

    Literally just finished left/right game. What a ride. Pun somewhat intended.

    • @CouscousEnjoyer
      @CouscousEnjoyer 8 місяців тому +7

      Only about 45 minutes into the first video, after this one I'm going to watch all seven hours of the remaining content. I can't wait to waste the rest of my day! (I mean it)

    • @JohnD0E680
      @JohnD0E680 8 місяців тому +1

      Same dude, this here is a very different vibe ^^

    • @kevinmunn666
      @kevinmunn666 8 місяців тому

      ​@shreksmI
      The best game is your wee wee covered in mayo

    • @kevinmunn666
      @kevinmunn666 8 місяців тому

      ​@Lovemeew48
      Hard Hunters PEE Pee

    • @Wertys
      @Wertys 8 місяців тому

      what does this mean

  • @Cryxbabi3
    @Cryxbabi3 8 місяців тому +485

    Papa you’re 10 seconds away from going into cardiac arrest 😭😭
    (Cuz everyone is busting balls I spelled the wrong one 💀)

  • @loganlaslo2098
    @loganlaslo2098 8 місяців тому +123

    Rawdogging a mouthful of Capt Crunch without milk then downing some OJ as a kid was a memory I thought I repressed...now I realize how much of a masochist I was....that shit hurt.

    • @dyslexicboogaloo
      @dyslexicboogaloo 8 місяців тому +12

      You shouldn’t be telling people that. It’s a violation of the Geneva Convention.

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 8 місяців тому +12

      That's like the weaponized white phosphorus of cereal-related war crimes.

    • @someretardontheinternet
      @someretardontheinternet 8 місяців тому

      ​@@dyslexicboogalooYou mean checklist? Lmfao

    • @samuelcornwell3949
      @samuelcornwell3949 8 місяців тому +2

      I didnt endorse
      But i definately condone the use of excessive force is neccissary
      This is one of those times

    • @TheGraveKnight
      @TheGraveKnight 8 місяців тому

      I feel like the Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch hurt the worst in that regard

  • @JoeNocerino41107
    @JoeNocerino41107 7 місяців тому +5

    You should do a part 2 with more cereal

  • @colebrianna10
    @colebrianna10 8 місяців тому +40

    “Built in Maple syrup” had me cackling

  • @silverserpent420
    @silverserpent420 8 місяців тому +11

    I am just loving everything about the reviews! The writing, characters and Papa Meat's delivery make for a great watch.

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho 8 місяців тому +11

    Hunter is one of the few people I would not only willingly watch sample cereals, but would even be excited to see him do so

  • @Kriakye2435
    @Kriakye2435 6 місяців тому +2

    Great stuff! Really enjoying the live action and animation stuff together.

  • @niiaowwwaaow
    @niiaowwwaaow 8 місяців тому +63

    incorporating animation into reality and interacting with the characters is so creative and hilarious

    • @seapackgaming4316
      @seapackgaming4316 8 місяців тому +3

      have you not seen the videos he made months ago with the same thing lol?

    • @diesemautokerl2181
      @diesemautokerl2181 8 місяців тому

      ​@@seapackgaming4316 he could be new

  • @Marx1684
    @Marx1684 8 місяців тому +10

    Really pushing these types of videos past what anyone could imagine. This is the good stuff. I’m loving the guest spots from cartoons. Even the music. The sounds on the initial bite. 😆🙌🏾

  • @derangedcrouton1864
    @derangedcrouton1864 8 місяців тому +8

    I love that he still finds way to incorperate animation into his videos, meat canyon never truly died it just developed into something new

  • @PuppetMasteronVHS
    @PuppetMasteronVHS 22 дні тому +1

    I love how he included the BTK killer.

  • @kellym9190
    @kellym9190 8 місяців тому +24

    25:00 Waffle Crisp gives me such nostalgia and Papa’s approval of it makes me happy 🧇🥛

    • @jayymack1993
      @jayymack1993 8 місяців тому +2

      exactly!

    • @zimNvgcatsfan
      @zimNvgcatsfan 7 місяців тому +1

      Unironically my favorite cereal, but it's so fucking hard to find. Used to think they stopped making it.
      At least I have Captain Crunch.

    • @akame_s
      @akame_s 6 місяців тому +1

      I was just thinking the same thing! It was my favorite and still is, soooo good but so hard to find

  • @MarkHandlesFeatureBroke
    @MarkHandlesFeatureBroke 8 місяців тому +82

    It took me 3 rounds to realize the "Cereal Killer" pun. Bravo

    • @AwesomeMooseSmile
      @AwesomeMooseSmile 8 місяців тому

      Same

    • @TylerG69
      @TylerG69 8 місяців тому +1

      I had to read the comments to make that connection. I was too entertained to notice

  • @biankaolivier8207
    @biankaolivier8207 8 місяців тому +10

    Dude, mixing your animations in like this is awesome! I've watched so many food ranking videos, this one I'll actually remember 🖤

  • @daswensw
    @daswensw Місяць тому

    I have watched this episode multiple times now, over the past 6 months. It's rare that I do that with any of my subscribed channels. This should be a standard in videos on UA-cam. The talent from everyone involved on this video from the forefront to the background. Thanks for great content

  • @CalebHansonlets
    @CalebHansonlets 8 місяців тому +51

    20:40 Papa Meat's eye for animation and cartoon is insane; as soon as the eye was moved it was improved 1000%
    Edit: Was hoping for a Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer face reveal at the end there

  • @NuggetMan222
    @NuggetMan222 8 місяців тому +93

    His take on Coco pebbles is so relatable, except in Australia it's Coco pops with a monkey as a mascot and the ball ones are just "black and gold" Coco balls. But for me Coco pops was my childhood in a bowl

    • @KingToast24
      @KingToast24 8 місяців тому +2

      In Uk it is also Coco Pops and also agree with your statement 👍🏻

    • @Govunator
      @Govunator 8 місяців тому +2

      I found it unbelievable that he ranked a basic cereal like Coco Pops over their fancy US sugar bomb cereals that they don't let us have here.

    • @cigarettediet1185
      @cigarettediet1185 Місяць тому

      we have Nesquick bunny one, coco pops are some kind of exotic szuff you dont find everywhere

  • @annamous5991
    @annamous5991 8 місяців тому +334

    29:18 the Cookie Crisp wolf mascot was originally a dog. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot was originally an old baker

    • @bowiebuttchug
      @bowiebuttchug 8 місяців тому +16

      I completely forgot about that, I remember seeing the old baker with the blue shirt on the box with the red and purple text, that's wild. Those cinnamon toast crunch gremlins have incinerated our retinas

    • @ThatDanHalen
      @ThatDanHalen 8 місяців тому +8

      And the burgler, and the wizard

    • @dylanoswald9750
      @dylanoswald9750 8 місяців тому +8

      They should bring back the dog. The wolf is fine but the dog had more personality

    • @DangerB0ne
      @DangerB0ne 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@dylanoswald9750It's a wolf? I thought it was a coyote.

    • @ericpettyfishing
      @ericpettyfishing 8 місяців тому +8

      Wendel.
      The bakers name was Wendel

  • @lennonsoeters4746
    @lennonsoeters4746 8 місяців тому +22

    i cant believe you finished all of the boxes to give them all an equally fair shot

  • @IllicitEntree
    @IllicitEntree 4 місяці тому +2

    What about a cereal with a plus sized mascot called “Ample Jacks”

  • @zixserro1
    @zixserro1 8 місяців тому +8

    Man, I could hang out on that set lit like that just playing video games all day. Literally lit up like a Saturday morning. The perfect time for just hanging out.

  • @RamonQuiro7
    @RamonQuiro7 8 місяців тому +7

    09:50 T - Pain. Also, i love how fast John scurried up the stairs after the first round lol

  • @migueldiaz1453
    @migueldiaz1453 8 місяців тому +5

    I love the production value on these, the animation for the mascots makes the video so fun to watch.

  • @thaddeusdriscoll3079
    @thaddeusdriscoll3079 Місяць тому

    loved the cartoons, i really enjoy your cartoons when thrown into the real world like roger rabbit, its fun and gives a comfy home to your videos right in front of the audience

  • @falconzone1
    @falconzone1 8 місяців тому +16

    I remember when I was like 5, Trix was in the shapes of the fruits and then at some point they switched to balls and everyone tried to gaslight me into believing they were never fruit shaped. Now, I have never felt more validated.
    Edit: I feel utterly betrayed by hunters reaction to Trix. Justice for the fruit shaped cereal!!!!

  • @johnathanklingler4376
    @johnathanklingler4376 8 місяців тому +7

    I enjoyed every minute of this video, from the cereals down to the “cereal” killers! I would love to see more reviews on all the new cereals that have recently come out in the last few years (Oreo, Reese’s, cold stone, etc)

  • @Lozenge95
    @Lozenge95 8 місяців тому +12

    0:02 “Somewhere crunchy in Meatland” really transported my mind to that one ‘Meatloaf Crunch’ parody advert/commercial from The Amanda Show which I had totally forgotten about for twenty years or so… Until now! 😂😅

    • @bri.n.a
      @bri.n.a 3 місяці тому +1

      Bruh, unlocked a memory lol

  • @captainsternn7684
    @captainsternn7684 21 день тому +1

    Unfair for Rice Krispies, that cereal becomes high tier after you put some sugar or honey in it.