feminists when they get drafted for ww3

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  • @distantsea
    @distantsea Рік тому +112388

    That "fuck" was so realistic

    • @oxiclean3749
      @oxiclean3749 Рік тому +948

      I wouldn’t say it out loud, I would definitely say it in my head though

    • @EmberTheFolf
      @EmberTheFolf Рік тому +3

      Wasnt even stretched out or anything like a dramatic "ffffffuhck..."
      Just a quick "fuck."

    • @kettumace3384
      @kettumace3384 Рік тому +1144

      The difference, the man accepted his fate until given the opportunity to change it

    • @thefirephoenix872
      @thefirephoenix872 Рік тому +54

      E

    • @RandomYoutubeNPC
      @RandomYoutubeNPC Рік тому +26

      @aaa bro? 💀

  • @iamcIancy
    @iamcIancy Рік тому +35814

    "prove it"
    **leans in for a kiss**

    • @curgest6807
      @curgest6807 Рік тому +242

      @@anjankanwar7747 nutty

    • @mysocksarewet
      @mysocksarewet Рік тому +75

      Relatable

    • @snule349
      @snule349 Рік тому +271

      ​@@anjankanwar7747 tbf if the options are give Gluck Gluck or be drafted I think a lot of people would do option 1

    • @curgest6807
      @curgest6807 Рік тому +80

      @@snule349 good, lemme recruit

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 Рік тому +137

      @@snule349 I wonder why military recruiter is suddenly such a popular career choice…

  • @Nevergoingtogiveyouup2030
    @Nevergoingtogiveyouup2030 Рік тому +4426

    “Yes”
    “…Prove it”
    Bro 💀

  • @Dobbs03
    @Dobbs03 10 місяців тому +3240

    Plot twist: he wasn’t even a recruiter

  • @shubashuba9209
    @shubashuba9209 Рік тому +11291

    Recruiter to husband: One way or another, you're gonna be polishing a rifle.

  • @wamuuthepoleperson168
    @wamuuthepoleperson168 Рік тому +11602

    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes."
    "Prove it."
    "Aight bet." (Pulls out search history)

    • @username172
      @username172 10 місяців тому +316

      "now if youre really gay, say futa isnt gay"

    • @eliancruzyanez8521
      @eliancruzyanez8521 10 місяців тому +237

      "Not good enough, follow me to the bedroom"

    • @cjmodmanboom8518
      @cjmodmanboom8518 10 місяців тому +159

      “Sir those are children!”

    • @EdibleFuture
      @EdibleFuture 10 місяців тому +21

      I really don't have to prove it I'll just have to show peeps my onlyfans

    • @firepelt3180
      @firepelt3180 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@username172😁

  • @RoryMadigan
    @RoryMadigan Рік тому +10529

    “I don’t need no man.” … “Also is your husband around?” 😂

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +23

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @Im_Arceus
      @Im_Arceus Рік тому +42

      Just because they have financial independence doesn't mean they don't need emotional support

    • @8Maduce50
      @8Maduce50 11 місяців тому +150

      ​@Im_Arceus but they said they didn't need a man that also implies emotional support.

    • @renaldoawes2210
      @renaldoawes2210 11 місяців тому +86

      @@Im_Arceus How is that a contradiction to his statement?

    • @NOIR947
      @NOIR947 11 місяців тому +15

      @@Im_Arceus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TylerTheTyler
    @TylerTheTyler 10 місяців тому +694

    “Are you gay?”
    “Yes”
    “Bro isn’t that your wife?”

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 9 місяців тому +17

      It's happened before. Heard of quite a few dudes that had an entire family, 3+ kids and just so happened to still be hanging out a lot with the dude from high school during the entire relationship.

    • @kylemcdade843
      @kylemcdade843 4 місяці тому +3

      'Feminist'.. we may be splitting hairs on the wife part

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 4 місяці тому +1

      Then they are bi?

    • @Welgeldiguniekalias
      @Welgeldiguniekalias 4 місяці тому +2

      "She's my beard, yes. Why?"

    • @hasd31
      @hasd31 4 місяці тому

      *whisper* "Bro don't blow my fucking cover"

  • @SlapClapMaster
    @SlapClapMaster Рік тому +3283

    I can’t believe it, every single god damn short is so good

  • @oppressedgamer5599
    @oppressedgamer5599 Рік тому +6026

    The difference between Robert and the Feminist is that Robert didn't back down 🤭

    • @TheDuelingRaven
      @TheDuelingRaven Рік тому +15

      327 likes and 0 replies? With this funny of a comment? Let me fix that.

    • @justsomedude4469
      @justsomedude4469 Рік тому +75

      He definitely proved it.

    • @TheREALLofiat
      @TheREALLofiat Рік тому +9

      ​@@TheDuelingRavenhey at least you said something of SOME kind of substance.

    • @cryptgc1554
      @cryptgc1554 Рік тому +6

      🤭 is how he looked when he was done

    • @miner556
      @miner556 Рік тому +18

      He didn't back down he kneeled down 😩

  • @ashtheviking5007
    @ashtheviking5007 8 місяців тому +65

    So the woman has to swallow her pride, while the man has to swallow...

    • @Old_Duo
      @Old_Duo 2 місяці тому +1

      Something absolutely massive . . .

    • @gaberielgartic
      @gaberielgartic 2 місяці тому

      @@Old_Duo press x to doubt

    • @devonpearson4315
      @devonpearson4315 2 місяці тому +1

      Another man. And several other proto-people.

    • @deadlooks1880
      @deadlooks1880 Місяць тому

      Giant Rods

  • @milesfreilich968
    @milesfreilich968 Рік тому +4165

    "I'm attracted to other men, sorry. You're just not my type."

    • @iLikeWafflesfr
      @iLikeWafflesfr Рік тому +41

      you're my type

    • @cristian-bull
      @cristian-bull Рік тому +66

      when u gay and not your own type

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter Рік тому +26

      *Gets drafted and now is in front lines*
      “Great work soldier” 😂

    • @Moldylocks
      @Moldylocks Рік тому +3

      Prove it

    • @rimanpele
      @rimanpele Рік тому +3

      "then im going to assume..." (like he did to the feminist)

  • @Ic3_Blu3
    @Ic3_Blu3 Рік тому +595

    *_"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it..."_*

  • @sweet.commentary
    @sweet.commentary Рік тому +6420

    "Prove it."
    **Begins to kiss his wife**
    "What are you doing?"
    "You said to prove it! My wife is a male!"

  • @deityjc
    @deityjc Рік тому +3546

    Me: "Yes."
    Soldier: "Prove it."
    Me: "Pull down your pants. I ain't goin to Russia."

    • @gaemer3967
      @gaemer3967 Рік тому

      They already do this in Turkey, you've got to be the sub because if you're getting your sucked you're not gay, it only counts if you're sucking it. Basically their government has probably got the biggest stash of gay porn if anyone wants that.

    • @thatoneguy33198
      @thatoneguy33198 Рік тому +59

      FR lmao same

    • @coolmanpantsman
      @coolmanpantsman Рік тому +29

      LMAO

    • @kAY-yl5en
      @kAY-yl5en Рік тому +39

      Givers aren't gay. Takers are

    • @xamos9034
      @xamos9034 Рік тому +8

      😂

  • @notdelusionalcowboysfan
    @notdelusionalcowboysfan Рік тому +3121

    “Women aren’t funny”
    “Oh so you’re not a comedian then, you’re drafted come with me.”

  • @stephenh.8336
    @stephenh.8336 8 місяців тому +5

    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes"
    "Prove it"
    "Bro, im married to a feminist"
    "Okay, that's pretty gay"

    • @Lore98897
      @Lore98897 8 місяців тому

      Oh that's a good one 😂

  • @FaeTheMf
    @FaeTheMf Рік тому +536

    “Prove i-“
    “Say less”
    *proceeds to unsheathe Excalibur*

    • @benjimin8456
      @benjimin8456 Рік тому +14

      And they had a duel of their lifetime.

    • @Caroline_9877
      @Caroline_9877 Рік тому +8

      ​@@benjimin8456 through cuts and bruises they then became best "bros"

    • @edgingjogo
      @edgingjogo Рік тому +2

      She'd break her arms before she could be able to hold it stabilised 😂

    • @oke869
      @oke869 Рік тому +1

      Ohhl3 heall nah

  • @LOLtz1
    @LOLtz1 Рік тому +5450

    These drafting requirements are getting harsher everyday.
    Edit:
    Oh shit, I'm famous Dad.

    • @dvns1987
      @dvns1987 Рік тому +11

      Realistic* is what you meant yo say

    • @beyond-the-soul8651
      @beyond-the-soul8651 Рік тому +21

      I think you mean realistic because when this is what women wanted they wanted equality and equality means they get drafted just the same

    • @nutty8871
      @nutty8871 Рік тому +7

      "These requirements are getting worse all the time!"

    • @williamsalgado9738
      @williamsalgado9738 Рік тому +1

      Fr

    • @takecare2521
      @takecare2521 Рік тому +3

      @@beyond-the-soul8651 next will be child equality and children will be drafted

  • @xdecimal6470
    @xdecimal6470 5 місяців тому +4

    As a famous man once said: “ gender equality until it’s time to shovel the snow”

  • @MeMyself_andAI
    @MeMyself_andAI Рік тому +825

    Women: Never had to worry about this a day in their life
    Men: "Fuck."

    • @badasstoad9419
      @badasstoad9419 10 місяців тому +24

      Feminists: “We want gender equality!”
      Military: “Alright, get your ass over here and wear this uniform”
      Feminists: “Oops! 😊 Sorry, didn’t mean that today.”

    • @reanschwarzer2187
      @reanschwarzer2187 10 місяців тому

      Yep and yet they vote for the wars same as men it’s why I think you have to be signed up for selective service to vote period

    • @userhd3qrrkilj7779
      @userhd3qrrkilj7779 10 місяців тому

      You know what the enemy would do if they catch a booba from the enemy lines

  • @brockradford7144
    @brockradford7144 Рік тому +11291

    Women should absolutely be drafted. Gender equality.

    • @anonymousanomaly3136
      @anonymousanomaly3136 Рік тому +344

      Yessir

    • @stuartcampbell5765
      @stuartcampbell5765 Рік тому +932

      Equal rights equal fights

    • @theman3190
      @theman3190 Рік тому +273

      Naw it’s man job not a womens
      Edit:man the comments hate me now

    • @Avarice0918
      @Avarice0918 Рік тому +756

      I remember they tried an all woman regiment but the women were inefficient or ineffective in combat and women soldiers getting captured sounds like a no go.

    • @Blockates
      @Blockates Рік тому +497

      ​@@theman3190 you ain't The man, you The woman

  • @houstonsmitherman6888
    @houstonsmitherman6888 2 місяці тому +1

    The violin when he said prove it at the end killed me lol

  • @RichADio
    @RichADio Рік тому +129

    He should have said "I married a feminist" while pointing at his wife, to prove he is gay.

    • @Moldylocks
      @Moldylocks Рік тому +9

      Hahaha would actually be great. A total soy

    • @goldyguns9545
      @goldyguns9545 Рік тому +7

      You win the internet today

    • @MatthiasRegisRict
      @MatthiasRegisRict Рік тому

      Actually tho

    • @brip799
      @brip799 Рік тому

      I love how men who hate feminists are so upfront about the fact that they don’t just mean women who HATE/are sexist to them or want men to be nonexistent but they actually hate women who don’t just want to serve men and let YOU have all the power. Lol. Clowns.

  • @robotpirate9807
    @robotpirate9807 10 місяців тому +6

    “Prove it.”
    “Come here big boy.”

  • @Lowy7
    @Lowy7 Рік тому +550

    *guy in wheelchair with no legs pulls up
    “Im disabled”
    “Ok sir but your gonna have to prove it”

    • @sonic1019
      @sonic1019 Рік тому

      Easy fix jump out the wheelchair

    • @-Me_
      @-Me_ Рік тому +18

      Lol you deserve a STANDING ovation for this joke

    • @st-gg4448
      @st-gg4448 Рік тому +18

      I can't stand these types of jokes.
      And neither can he

    • @twistedvtuber9894
      @twistedvtuber9894 Рік тому +8

      "I'm your dirty little vegetable"

    • @alaron5698
      @alaron5698 Рік тому +2

      "Sure thing, my certificate is on the wall over there" * points to "Live, Laugh, Love" poster *

  • @aegir5198
    @aegir5198 Рік тому +636

    as one wise man said "Equality, until it's time to shovel the snow".

    • @annalisasteinnes
      @annalisasteinnes Рік тому +6

      And she does.

    • @roboteen
      @roboteen Рік тому +50

      ​@@annalisasteinnes but she actually doesnt. The vast majority of damgerous, dirty, and more strength related jobs are filled by men.

    • @annalisasteinnes
      @annalisasteinnes Рік тому +15

      @@roboteen I was really just referring to shoveling snow outside your own house. Not paid labor. And thanks to all the people who do those jobs you mentioned, whatever body parts they have.

    • @mrsunderstood8141
      @mrsunderstood8141 Рік тому +4

      My dad says that's what he had kids for

    • @immortalexistence
      @immortalexistence Рік тому +2

      ​@@annalisasteinnes
      I think he is talking about war trenches

  • @notdelusionalcowboysfan
    @notdelusionalcowboysfan Рік тому +402

    “Prove it”
    Husband: heyyy gurlll why u gotta make me proove ittt, now go slay the day away 💅

    • @lordpeonix
      @lordpeonix Рік тому +23

      Dog you might need to go outside

    • @mfdoomx1
      @mfdoomx1 Рік тому

      @@lordpeonixye

    • @cicadetta
      @cicadetta Рік тому

      mm yes totally how gay people speak

    • @UraniumWolfy
      @UraniumWolfy Рік тому +20

      He's definitely getting put in the Navy

    • @Koi_Swirl
      @Koi_Swirl Рік тому +1

      ​@@lordpeonix No, you.

  • @Puggos702-cf7gc
    @Puggos702-cf7gc Рік тому +5493

    "hey are you a Feminist?"
    "Yes, why?"
    "Cool you're drafted now"
    "Fuck."
    Edit: cheese

    • @zsomborszigeti6797
      @zsomborszigeti6797 Рік тому +41

      Actually a bill that made women eligible to get drafted was very close to passing in congress

    • @evanelzinga282
      @evanelzinga282 Рік тому +83

      @@zsomborszigeti6797and yet for some reason it didn’t

    • @martinezseymore3007
      @martinezseymore3007 Рік тому +53

      @@evanelzinga282all feminists whined and i i believe called it sexist

    • @evanelzinga282
      @evanelzinga282 Рік тому +83

      @@martinezseymore3007 ah what’s more sexists than equal treatment

    • @martinezseymore3007
      @martinezseymore3007 Рік тому +37

      @@evanelzinga282 no it’s more like whats more sexist than not giving women what they want without any consequences for what they do

  • @Emily-qr3tz
    @Emily-qr3tz Рік тому +1408

    I mean i would call myself a feminist and I 100% believe women should be drafted too if men are. It’s about equality not “bow down to women”.

    • @Emily-qr3tz
      @Emily-qr3tz Рік тому +99

      @@icedqq i agree but my point was more “if it does have to happen to men then it should also have to happen to women” society is too broken to jump straight to best solutions we have to do baby steps

    • @abdullahimran4624
      @abdullahimran4624 Рік тому +83

      Maybe equality doesn’t mean “you are exactly the same” maybe it means “you all have your own value that you bring and we need both”…

    • @daralenoach
      @daralenoach Рік тому +10

      ​@@abdullahimran4624 exactly

    • @takimicha7291
      @takimicha7291 Рік тому

      dear god, a feminist with a brain in their head? thought you folks went extinct!

    • @nosoi-_-7575
      @nosoi-_-7575 Рік тому

      ​@@Emily-qr3tz i wish that was how all feminists were in usa because this was a culture shock for me since in my country a feminist is a person who fights for equal rights but in usa most of the people who call themselves feminist are like enslave men, kill all men.

  • @Im0nlyHuman
    @Im0nlyHuman Рік тому +240

    I’m a straight guy, but not a feminist. What’s gonna happen to me? 😭😭😭

  • @Burkery373
    @Burkery373 4 місяці тому +1

    bro could legit be an actor

  • @magolord2820
    @magolord2820 Рік тому +428

    As a bi man, I see this as an absolute win

    • @damo8896
      @damo8896 Рік тому

      Gross

    • @arzen1011
      @arzen1011 Рік тому

      nah, bisexual men do not exist, you either eat dick or you don't 💀💀💀

    • @Adamcito.
      @Adamcito. Рік тому +2

      Yeeeeah totally agree

    • @damo8896
      @damo8896 Рік тому +1

      @Some Austrian Painter special salute for u sir

    • @homoerectus6953
      @homoerectus6953 Рік тому +1

      whore of Babylon.lol

  • @I_Rove_Rice
    @I_Rove_Rice Рік тому +581

    “There are two things women will always need men for: our semen and our jokes.” Eric Cartman

    • @rene3759
      @rene3759 Рік тому +15

      Semen you don't need all men nor do they need to be living you can freeze that and use invitro fertilisation. Also they are looking into reproduction by using women's bone marrow only. It'll take some time. But human beings have been making great biotechnology progress. Also women are great actresses, pretending to find men funny is girl 101 class.

    • @braindrain1787
      @braindrain1787 Рік тому +125

      @@rene3759 damn Karen that’s fascinating but I don’t recall anyone asking

    • @JohnDoe-pc3uk
      @JohnDoe-pc3uk Рік тому +103

      @@rene3759 Ironically, in making such a dry and snooze-inducing comment, you further imply that women aren't funny.

    • @lucasemanuel5146
      @lucasemanuel5146 Рік тому +45

      @@rene3759 i would agree with you but then there would be two idiots here, please illuminate me with your infinite wisdom
      FREEZE
      WHAT
      KAREN?
      And from where u think that thing came?

    • @Decliningsyndrome
      @Decliningsyndrome Рік тому +19

      That supply of seamen will run out eventually without any men in the world

  • @adisappointedfbiagent449
    @adisappointedfbiagent449 Рік тому +28

    “Are you gay?”
    “Yes!
    “Then I’m going to have to transfer you to our Navy recruitment officer.”

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 Рік тому +3

      Navy Recruiter - "Why Hey ther future sailor! Welcome to the prolapse club!"

  • @sanchezzz69420
    @sanchezzz69420 Рік тому +8

    I loved that time a woman said angrily
    "I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR!!! 😡"

  • @moist139
    @moist139 Рік тому +42

    Bro, everyone on earth is about to be drafted

  • @DocFeelGood4
    @DocFeelGood4 Рік тому +7

    Draft eligibility was the biggest argument against women being allowed to vote. The argument being, “why should you have a say in determining the person that has the power to doom us to war, if you can’t be forced to then fight in that war.”? It’s a sound argument.

    • @echo8933
      @echo8933 Рік тому +11

      sound until you realize the same people deciding the law about drafting are the ones deciding if women get to vote. Women weren't the ones to make the rules about the draft. Plus they were a huge help during WWII

    • @reneeboyd80
      @reneeboyd80 Рік тому +2

      ​@Echo Right, I don't get how people don't understand that. The educational system in america is trash.

    • @godessnerd
      @godessnerd Рік тому

      Except MEN were deciding to keep women out of the military,like do research first please

  • @dave4172
    @dave4172 Рік тому +4

    Al is the only UA-camr that can put the comedy and funny tag on every video

  • @dylamon6547
    @dylamon6547 5 місяців тому

    THE GLANCE AT HIS CROTCH! HOLY FUCK TAHTS GREAT

  • @khl2445
    @khl2445 Рік тому +11

    actually good writting and acting
    props man, you get my snobby approval

  • @MatthewSauceda
    @MatthewSauceda Рік тому +72

    Proud to have a feminist mom that actually believes in equality and would go to war if women were drafted, none of that double standards bs

    • @austinm3377
      @austinm3377 Рік тому +19

      Equal? So you were taught a lie

    • @snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777
      @snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777 Рік тому

      Women and men aren't equal

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra Рік тому +3

      You need a dictionary. In fact you have one in your hands right now.

    • @yung_maryoda
      @yung_maryoda Рік тому

      ​@@austinm3377 what? Feminism was created to protect women, and men rights? Feminism was created so that both genders are equal, not so that one exceeds the other.

    • @destr0yer462
      @destr0yer462 11 місяців тому +1

      W mom

  • @zoejenei675
    @zoejenei675 3 місяці тому +1

    The thing that gets me is that in these type of videos the men always wear towels to resemble women 💀💀

  • @BlueGameBoy1
    @BlueGameBoy1 Рік тому +4

    When the drafter asked
    "Prove it."
    How are you gonna prove it.☠️

  • @kilitoro9838
    @kilitoro9838 Рік тому +4

    A true homie always helps his homies in any way.

  • @SaltSeagull
    @SaltSeagull Рік тому +4

    Equal rights equal fights

  • @LokiViben
    @LokiViben Рік тому +15

    As soon as he said are you gay I new where it was going 😂😂

  • @treedoor
    @treedoor Рік тому +6

    So many men have died attempting the TikTok challenge "Don't eat food until you laugh at a woman comedian"

  • @Kallcito
    @Kallcito 11 місяців тому

    ... The word "Oxymoron" made me a linguistic lunatic. No joke. I started studying my mother language on depth after listening to that word.
    Al not only delivers jokes but also new inspirations

  • @mel2120
    @mel2120 Рік тому +10

    I think women should definitely be drafted. I think it’s so stupid when other women who claim to want equal rights are hypocritical like this.

    • @yuji165
      @yuji165 Рік тому +1

      They need to get past bootcamp first, oh wait; they can't and won't.

    • @mel2120
      @mel2120 Рік тому +2

      @@yuji165 that’s sexist as hell, there are already women in the military you know? Yeah some women are hypocrites and won’t want too but that doesn’t mean you can justify spewing your bullshit. Why are you trying to pick a fight with me? In 2021, women made up 17.3% of the active-duty force, totaling 231,741 members; and 21.4% of the National Guard and reserves at 171,000 members. The year before, women made up 17.2% of the active-duty force and 21.1% of the Guard and reserve. The amount of women voluntarily joining has consistently been rising since we have been allowed to do so. So what is your problem? Did your mommy not love you enough?

    • @enni4802
      @enni4802 Рік тому

      In my country every men has to go to military at least for half a year, and women can also go if they want to.
      The feminists are the ones who are suggesting that it would be good that all women would HAVE to go to military, not only voluntarily.
      My point is that it's really just minority of feminists who only want good for women, it's just really loud minority.

    • @mel2120
      @mel2120 Рік тому +5

      @@enni4802 I agree that if men are required to participate in the military women should be required too. In my country no one is forced to participate, it’s all voluntary. However I did say that if there was a draft, men and women alike should both be drafted. So I’m not sure what your comments purpose is, considering I never said anything that disagreed with your sentiment. I also never said anything about feminism, just that I believed in equal rights. I only clarify this bc I believe there are many women who use the term feminist to serve their own purpose, which quite often their purpose doesn’t seem to coincide with equal rights. Anyway, I do hope that we can both agree on this. Equal rights are necessary and should go both ways.

    • @cheekyftoro8962
      @cheekyftoro8962 Рік тому

      I want equality but equality begins in the home. Studies have shown even when women work outside of the home the same amount as men they do more the childcare and housework. So if one partner is off fighting for the country dosent it make sense to send the one that on average consistently shows they can't handel work household duties and childcare.
      Men are far more likely to divorce their spouse if they get seriously ill or injured where women tend to stay and lookafter their spouse. Having a strong support system in the home to provide care has been shown to decrese recovery time and have better overall recovery. It also mean less public resources are needed to care for an individual.
      Women are also far more likely to lookafter a family member in need so this frees up healthcare workers for the war effort. Eg if the grandparents are being cared for at home that's less nurses needed to look after them in a home that could instead be focused on healing soldiers.
      Women are on average already the primary carers of children single mothers mothers that are primary carers so they have support systems and networks in place to help each other out. Most mothers already have a network of other mothers that can help care for their children while they work extra hours to support the war effort and they inturn help them with their children. Fathers are less likely to have those pre existing networks and are less likely to be the primary or sole carers of offspring.
      I am all for women being drafted when men step up and prove they can handel everything at home. As a feminists I want equality but I don't see a war draft as equal when we still dont have equality in everyday life. When we ask 2 people compromise should we be asking the person that is getting less in the deal already to give 1st or the person that has more?

  • @YoutubeChannelStuff
    @YoutubeChannelStuff Рік тому +7

    Can’t wait for you to do standup or something in salt lake dude you’re funny as fuck

  • @foskill3051
    @foskill3051 11 місяців тому

    the "prove it" at the end killed me!!!

  • @viltar5514
    @viltar5514 Рік тому +8

    I think we're at the time where humanity lost it's own meaning.

  • @donny6775
    @donny6775 Рік тому +5

    The worst part is when they draft prior service members back from retirement. Fuck, that's gonna be one hell of a mess.

    • @theaboveaveragejoeshow8425
      @theaboveaveragejoeshow8425 Рік тому +1

      Thats if your IRR (inactive ready reserve) time hasn’t ended yet. Mine ended in like 2020 or 2021. I cant be drafted.

    • @ben11628
      @ben11628 Рік тому

      @@theaboveaveragejoeshow8425 but you can

  • @chris135x
    @chris135x 3 місяці тому

    Going from military recruiter to casting director in a heartbeat

  • @eliasujashvili7113
    @eliasujashvili7113 Рік тому +12

    *”Prove it”*
    *”Come here my sugar Daddy!”*

  • @Paytri0t
    @Paytri0t Рік тому +29

    Women should absolutely be drafted
    Equal rights equal fights

    • @justbg
      @justbg Рік тому +6

      Bruh they fought to go to war. This was something they made happen. Starting in WW1 they protested and fought to be able to join the men in fighting for their country. Since WW2 there hasn't been a mandatory draft whether for men or for women.

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 Рік тому +3

      @@justbgthey protested and fought to join the men? Is that why the white feather movement happened?

    • @JamesDaniel-xw4sm
      @JamesDaniel-xw4sm Рік тому +1

      ​@justbg Wrong, Women did not "fight" but served for logistics and medics for the wounded. Never saw a picture of a Women in the trenches of WW1. Your also forgetting the draft during the Korean and Vietnam War. Women were only just allowed to serve in combat roles since like 2015.

    • @tezismith8795
      @tezismith8795 Рік тому +3

      or maybe: nobody should be drafted, because drafting is inherently restricting one's freedoms?

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 Рік тому

      @@tezismith8795 gotta start somewhere if gender equality's going to reach that front. People have been trying to get it abolished for years to no avail, and the closest we would've come to getting it done would've been in removing the gendered language of the selective service so that everyone would've been applicable within age group, which would then naturally have led to outrage, one way or the other, over women being included in that, which would have forced a total abolition of the draft for everyone if they wanted to disallow it for women again because of the non-gendered language change.
      ...only problem is that some idiotic conservative politicians started a 'don't draft our daughters' campaign and got the bill to fail the vote.
      It's never treated as a concern of being anti-freedom until it affects women, and that goes for a lot of issues men face.

  • @alexandrert8252
    @alexandrert8252 Рік тому +6

    As gay myself, I see this as an absolute win

  • @ThanatosStyx
    @ThanatosStyx 6 місяців тому

    This is such a "Im not gay but $20 is $20" moment

  • @epicgamer3542
    @epicgamer3542 11 місяців тому +12

    “Are you gay?”
    “No.”
    “Prove it.”
    “…”

  • @thehighpriestess7424
    @thehighpriestess7424 Рік тому +4

    "A female comedian..?"
    "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!"

  • @The_Frontier265
    @The_Frontier265 5 місяців тому +1

    What we didn't see
    "Prove it... get on your knees."

  • @dav2505
    @dav2505 Рік тому +7

    “prove it” sir yes sir no hesitation

  • @darkdragon_sao4028
    @darkdragon_sao4028 10 місяців тому +5

    "Cant go to war if youre gay."
    Meanwhile 65% of the Navy:
    "Bonjour~!"

  • @TheCustomozen
    @TheCustomozen 5 місяців тому

    Bro the end got me off guard

  • @-nottequila3253
    @-nottequila3253 Рік тому +4

    This man here is the hero the world needs

  • @LucidMlem
    @LucidMlem 9 місяців тому +1

    She really is a comedian though, "I'm a comedian" is a hilarious joke from her

  • @Nut883
    @Nut883 Рік тому +4

    *5mins later* “GAWK GAWK GAWK”

  • @amorky8391
    @amorky8391 Рік тому +6

    Draft me, I'm ready to go lol. I don't need no man

  • @barret4511
    @barret4511 Рік тому +6

    Honestly if it's fight for my life and my comrades life in a war I don't agree with or get down dirty and steamy with another man
    .
    .
    .
    I'm choosing the latter

    • @Moldylocks
      @Moldylocks Рік тому +1

      Translation: "If it's a fight to protect my country, family and loved ones, I rather choose gay sex"

    • @vynashe4442
      @vynashe4442 Рік тому

      @@Moldylocks he's got his priorities right

    • @Yorikoification
      @Yorikoification Рік тому

      @@Moldylocks I see you've fallen for the propaganda big time

  • @adamxei9073
    @adamxei9073 10 місяців тому +2

    “You are being drafted”
    “Finally, God what took you so long?”

  • @rory8182
    @rory8182 7 місяців тому +2

    It doesn't bother me
    It doesn't bother me
    It doesn't bother me
    It bothers me a lot
    AND THAT ONES STILL GREEN

  • @davidekechi4228
    @davidekechi4228 Рік тому +4

    Society: We can differentiate men and women by the length of their hairs
    Al: where’s my pink t-shirt? 😂

  • @petermayer1610
    @petermayer1610 7 місяців тому

    A Kiss on the end would be the best joke😊

  • @CHAIR-xu6xq
    @CHAIR-xu6xq Рік тому +6

    “Fuck”😂😂😂

  • @JA-Sol-
    @JA-Sol- 10 місяців тому

    "prove it"
    "Ok pull down your pants"
    "Ok you're exempted my apologies "

  • @Klipz5150
    @Klipz5150 11 місяців тому

    Prove it, get this man a show 😂😂😂😂

  • @PoLucian7
    @PoLucian7 Рік тому +42

    As a wise man once said-
    “If there’s a hole there’s a goal”

  • @gyc2406
    @gyc2406 5 місяців тому +1

    "Prove it. "
    "Ok but for 20 dollars."

  • @jasondphoenix
    @jasondphoenix 11 місяців тому +2

    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes."
    Prove it."
    .
    "Fine, bend over."
    "Wait..."

  • @Isaac-muntz
    @Isaac-muntz Рік тому +3

    A female comedian is truly an oxymoron

  • @iliesmazouz4131
    @iliesmazouz4131 5 місяців тому

    Plot twist he wasnt an army recruiter, he recruited people for personal reasons

  • @thfpt
    @thfpt 10 місяців тому +5

    Saying that women aren't funny is sexist.
    Being sexist is wrong
    Being wrong is for women...

  • @Sammitghsagd
    @Sammitghsagd 10 місяців тому

    "Are you gay"?
    "Yes"
    "Prove it"
    (Kneels down)
    " come on pull it down"

  • @ThatDemonicGamer1
    @ThatDemonicGamer1 Рік тому +4

    Feminists: “we need equal pay”
    Also feminists when someone asks if they want to do the riskier “man’s” jobs to earn that equal pay: “no, no I don’t think I will”

    • @sh33p22
      @sh33p22 Рік тому

      Braindead take

  • @RishiJasani
    @RishiJasani 5 місяців тому

    "Prove that Your Gay" "I listen to Ice Spice"

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc 6 місяців тому

    That "fuck!" was too good 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @POPCAT3.0
    @POPCAT3.0 9 місяців тому +3

    Choose Your Weapon For WW3
    -0 Likes = Nothing
    -5 Likes - Bat
    -15 Likes -Dagger
    -25 Likes - Pistol
    -50 Likes -Jesus
    100 Likes - AR
    -500 Likes - Machine Gun
    1000 Likes- God
    10,0000 Likes - Nuke
    - 10,00000 Likes = Belt
    -1000000000 Likes = Holy Water

  • @jasonnash4452
    @jasonnash4452 10 місяців тому

    in the words of bill burr "there are no feminist in a house fire"

  • @Tkokat
    @Tkokat 11 місяців тому

    The cliffhanger... I cannot wait for season 2

  • @slime_katzu
    @slime_katzu 10 місяців тому

    "Prove it" DAMN LOL

  • @elvismylove48
    @elvismylove48 Місяць тому +1

    Mulan and Debra Sampson went out of their way too fight...I still get why a woman wouldn't want to fight, a man as well lol. We saw plenty of people not wanting to serve in vietnam not just women. War is hell.

  • @Zhojin
    @Zhojin 11 місяців тому

    This guys humour fr is so advanced then the other UA-camrs

  • @leoncoben6983
    @leoncoben6983 11 місяців тому +1

    "I don't need no man." into "Also is your husband around?" to "Are you gay?" XD

  • @onionbrotm570
    @onionbrotm570 5 місяців тому

    Men getting drafted in WWIII:
    "Ryan, we have your GC, DM's and your Xbox, and I don't think you want those 12 life sentences?"

  • @Chacalot
    @Chacalot 5 місяців тому

    The prove it at the end got me 😂

  • @Tmb1112
    @Tmb1112 2 місяці тому

    This is that Catch 22 😂

  • @merconomics3726
    @merconomics3726 5 місяців тому

    -“Prove it”
    -“ I married a feminist..”

  • @Dimwitanddog
    @Dimwitanddog 8 місяців тому +1

    No hesitation "prove it" 😂

  • @kawgrath1876
    @kawgrath1876 6 місяців тому

    The music restarting after the last “prove it” got me