PLANTASIA | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #39
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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Theo returns from Hawaii and the Culture Corner welcomes comedian, Shapel Lacey. The gang talks Theo picking up hitchhikers, Mountain Drunks, Crash Cab'n, Cheer Bodies, Super Nintendo vs Sega Genesis, Badge Bunnies, Salmon Sosa, Dwight Howard University, is Lester Holt white? And much more.
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Theo looks like a straight to DVD kurt russsell
This is an amazing comment lmaoo
More like straight to VHS.
😂😂😂
You funny bastard
Straight to the $5 dvd bin at walmart
Theo and Brendan are the perfect combo. Brendan has become much Whittier and more introspective with his comedy. You can tell being around Theo has rubbed off on him. Best podcast ever
Brendan looks like the oldest assistant manager at an LA Fitness
"Who drinks water out of a can?" - Theo Von brought to you by Liquid Death.
Theo looks like he stole the prop kimono at his local mall sushi stall.
Dog I got left alone with a laptop for so long after wayyy too much joey diaz. The second I decided not to pick it up a cop walks in and it was his laptop lmfao
Mason Gros WHAT?
@@herpallday1284 as that word is just a symbol ill need to know your assumed meaning.
Mason Gros wtf are you talking about you fool. You made zero sense.
@@moon._grass7200 you're not saying anything
Theo looks like he the swamp water boy!
And Brendan looks like David Blaine if he only drank mimosas!
Brendan having CTE hallucination memories of playing Playstation 1 games on a Sega Genesis.
Great when theo asks "whats this persons name??....completely different name"
"it could've been pumpkin pie" damn Brendan that was good
How is ‘back of my brocolini’ not back yet
This is the funniest episode of King and the Sting yet. Shapel Lacey was hilarious with the culture corner and Brendan was really funny this episode
LMAO! For some reason I knew Earthworm Jim was gonna come up! So much suspense waiting to see if it would get a shout out during the SNES vs. Sega Segment.
Theo and Brendan look like they could play the leading roles of the new weekend at Bernie’s movie
Love the addition of shapelle. Funny af
Theo right the weird kid always had sega lol
"Chapelle so dark , u gotta set your clock an hour forward when u meet him "
Fuckkkk 🔥🔥 🔥🤯🤯🤣🤣
Shapel*
Explain this joke to my dumb ass please
@@whyishow daylight savings time
@@antonbozhedarov8358 so I guess there's the double entendre kinda thing going on. He's dark skinned , plus they're saying he's dark in the sense that he's "evil" , if u will. Second, during daylight savings time we change our clocks back or forward 1hour in America (if you're not American I dunno wtf u do). So usually during Autumn and winter it gets dark outside really early. Like 530pm. Hope that helps.
@@ohoward512 thanks man
Theo looks like he drives limo for himself
Tanner Borud he doesn’t have a CDL, he can’t. Gang.
He has. While the limo driver did coke in the back with a hooker.
He looks like he rides in the back with no driver
Lloyd Christmas style
Wade Hord right haha, he has driven cab for himself
EVERY SINGLE EPISODE
Schaub: "I MISSED you man"
Theo: "Really..?"
Fr
“I feel like i haven’t seen you in forever”
seriously every signle time haha
they are piesces bros, water sign, so thats why they are both sentimental and emotional and caring, but in slightly diffrent ways (brendan says loving stuff more straight out, he is consistently loving as a person, thats why his joking sound more shockingly mean in contrast, while theo is meaner in personality but shares his heart in stories and always wish people that call in well etc)
@@audhumbla6927 no that’s not why
Brendan is the original creator of slapping guys ass’s in sports
Lmao this deserves more likes I hope they bring it up next episode!!!
I thought that was your dad ..
Theo looks like he buys abdandoned storage lockers in his free time
He looks like he lives in a storage locker.
But only if no one else bids on it
Brendan looks like he's been snorting crushed Pop tarts on his "keto cheat days".
When Theo says “First of all...” you bouta get Roasted
Or it starts when he starts cracking up saying.. "Dude. You look horrible..." LOL
Brendan: “Earth worm Jim was my favourite!”
Theo: “Sounds like you got molested!”
Theo looks like the first person in his neighborhood to have $2,000 all at once.
That was a good one
“All at once” was a nice touch 😂😂😂😂
Theo looks like he’s getting ready for a middle school graduation
Of someone else's child.
He is ready
This one is gold 😂😂
Brendan looks like agent for a men’s only casting couch.
But Theo is the only applicant that keeps showing up every Tuesday morning ...
@@ohoward512 that big brown dumpster hitta
How do you know what the agent for men’s only casting couch looks like?
Colten Downer used to be one. Your name looks familiar, were you hard on cash at some point lol
Theo looking like he works on commission at his uncle's scrapyard
Theo: what’s this guys name? Jaquarius?
It’s Matt
Theo: “what’s this guy’s name again, (insert the most opposite different name here)?”
EVERY FUCKING TIME hahahahah
Walter is the best
EVERY TIME!
And it Always suits them better than their real name!
Awesome
Theo looks like a character from grand theft auto Vice City
This is truth
This is truth
Theo looks like "rescue dog the bounty hunter"
Derek looks like what I'd imagine if Hootie ate the Blowfish...
Good one bra!!!
@@betro33 kinda like a Darius Trucker, lead singer of maybe Booty and the Blow Tricks ??
"If you cant handle the lizzards get out the lot"- Theo Von
Relationship Advice
Schaub: "We always help them"
Theo: "DO WE?!?!"
hahahahahahahahah
every single episode, hahahha, "Yeah I really think we do man" :) "Idk about that dog.." :S ...
Chappell talking reckless like Brendan wouldn't eat him alive
brendan went 6 - 5 in the ufc bro hes a b b b b b beast
I bet they don't have him on again. Annoying as fuck
Chapelle is quite physicql problem to solve but Big Brown is def not to be fucked with
I'd pay to see that match lol
B0bby ai Chapelle has a big man's puncher's chance, no doubt.
Theo looks like Tony Montana’s curious nephew with that shirt.
Genius 🤣🤣🤣
Curious Jorge
LMAOOOO!!!
-"You in a bad mood?"
-"No I'm not in a bad mood!..quit flirting with me."
-"Did you not get cigarettes?"
1 newtspoots they totally cut that next part you know it got weird after that 😳
Was it just me or was Theo off? I don’t know what it is
There's a huge edit there right after that... So curious if they maybe just said a brand of smokes and needed to cut it, or if Theo went all emo there.
Time stamp
Chin is like Channing Tatum’s alternate universe version, Chinning Kratum
Kratom fucks you up
Theo looks like he just got back from spring break in a swamp
Theo looks like he had 2 sex changes
Jaime Tudon 🤣
💀
They need to get this on there
Brendan looks like a guy who would put his phone in water if he dropped it in rice
Theo: That’s what I’m saying reincarnation. Eat what you want now. Start when you get back” 😂😂😂
Damn they basically told brendan he isn’t funny
Theo looks like he just won a hundred bucks on slots and thinks hes ballin
Theo looks like Ellen Degeneres when she first did stand up on Johnny Carson
You look like Ellen DeGeneres trying too keep her knees together.
“It’s hairspray you broccolini” or “back off my hairspray”
Brendan looks like the guy that was always dating a girl "from another school"
We actually do look alike
he looks like he helps wash the dishes for the family busness after school.
“Yeah you right”- Brendan, when Theo says something he’s definitely not right about 😂
when youre right youre right yk
Not going to lie Brendan’s getting funnier every episode to me 😂
Bailey Richardson this was one of his funniest episodes
VooDoo Wiz Theo always makes me laugh, but I find with each episode Brendan keeps dropping more and more hitters man and it’s nice to see!
He's always been funny on this.
Nice try Brendan, we see you!
Bailey Richardson totally agree, he really stepped his game up.
Theo looks like an extra from Spring Breakers but hasn't broken character since.
Theo and Brendan look like two cheap magicians down on their luck in Reno.
Why is theo dressed like an abused Japanese wife
Brendan looks like the type of guy who swallows gum as a party trick
Theo looks like "The Last Hairbender."
Brendan looks like the type of guy that will take real good care of your wife and daughter should you happen to die suddenly.
Time stamps :
0:00 -Intro ads
3:10 -Theo returns from Hawaii and what the gang did this weekend
23:14 - More ads
26:31- Debate club
44:56- Punk my uncle
51:20 - Relationship advice
1:03:18 - Rip my drip
1:09:14 - King it or sting it
1:21:04 - Outro
Have a great day yall. GANG GANG, BUZZ BUZZ
Rouge Flamingo good man
Thanks bruh
MVP
Theo looks like the type of guy that names his flesh light after his highschool sweet heart.
Adi Delapatru MMAFighting?
Fuck that's a good move, I miss Stephanie anyway
“Wufenstein”
That was killing me
that was odd to me because he said it like that more than once and I remember him clearly saying "wolfenstein" on jre and on tfatk
Brendan might not be as funny as alot of comedians but he always has alot of energy and can keep things moving along
Dom Hallwood facts
ahhh...loves me a back handed complement
Alex Darnley ahhh... I love me some good old sarcasm.
@@aldee9679 how is it back handed?
Dom Hallwood “He’s not as funny, but he can...” that’s textbook backhanding bro
Theo is from the kinda southern family that opens the oven to warm the trailer
That’s a good idea 💡
My grandmaw use to do that shit I’m from New Orleans
Brennon Gulin yea that shit works pretty good.. not that safe but 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
@@Voo504Doo I only know about it bc I have an aunt in Alabama that lives in a trailer. She boiled peanuts and opened the oven to heat the "house" whole we visited in the winter. True story
O Howard I believe that man nothing wrong with surviving but those boiled peanuts are nasty as fuck lol
Thicc Asian girl between two bruthas , I think I've seen a similar episode somewhere before
@Cap Dinero not exactly the episode I'm recalling but gang bruh lmao
The new black guys really throws the dynamic off in the room 🤣🤣
Karl Marx yeah but it’s hilarious
Mr Smith boooooooo
ahahahahahaha
@MrSmith Racism is believing that one person is less than another based solely on skin color. Pointing out someone’s skin color in the room, unless done so BECAUSE he believes they are less-than because of it, is not racism. It is most likely just because people are used to saying “the black guy” because black guys are typically the minority, so it’s an easy way of pointing someone out.
I like the guy but just interjected too much. I think he was excited.
Theo laughing at him saying he went to anger management for years was killing me. 😂
Only topped by when he said “cheerbody”
I thought that dialogue was the highlight too
Brendan looks like he invested $100 into Bitcoin and then put "entrepreneur" in his Insta bio
Theo looks like like he’s ready to go to a fancy dinner at chili’s
Brendan's the kind of guy that calls his shirts "Tops"
Gang Gang Buzz Buzz
Abso-fucking-lutely
Also, the guys he meet.
God I found out about this podcast like a year ago… these are literally AMAZING!! Golden hour is awesome but Theo and Brendens chemistry is literally amazing!!! Love you guys!!
The first 50 episodes of this show were amazing. Plantasia is one of my favorite episodes
Theo looks like the guy who sells coke to rich kids
Theo looks like he's transitioning into Brendan
Yesssssssssss!!!!!!
Bahhhh ha ha ha
Brendan looks like he says “this is perfect cuddle weather” all winter
FunnyAyeHoles 😂😂 great one!
*Brendan
Lmaoo
These two have such a chemistry. I’d like to hope that Theo is doing better with less stress. He’s one of kind. Let’s push some envelopes! Thanks
Theo looks like a guy who plays a child molester in a bad bhabie video.
Brendan look like he just farted and is trying to talk loud and distract everyone from it even though it clearly smells
Brendan looks like a Cesar Millan blow-up doll that’s been over-inflated
Im fucking dying laughing rn 😂😂😂😂😂
Brenden look like he is auditioning for a roll in “Grease” on the main stage at a luxury vacation hotel in Central America.
Gold comment, best I’ve seen on this vid so far
Trooper Jett looks like he let's a greased hard on for Brendan's Schaub
Ok this one is actually super funny lol!
Chappelle looks like 50 cent if he really let himself go
Looking like $1.50 cent
I love that Kat and Derek just basically told Shaub he isn't funny...
"Theo is mean but funny... you're mean and just.. meh"
That was rough lol
Yeah that had me cracking up
Was looking for this comment to see if anyone else noticed that as well that was tuff
No thats not it, its just theyr diffrent styles, theo has a meaner style, brendan says loving stuff more straight out, he is consistently loving as a person, thats why his joking sound more shockingly mean in contrast, as they said, while theo is meaner in personality consistently, in a funny way, but shares his heart in stories and always wish people that call in well etc. in this show, theos charachter is mean and funny while brendans is happy/kind/confident and funny / looks dumb therefor.
people really dont apprechiate brendan, this pod wouldnt be good if he couldnt take and balance out theo who is way meaner here then otherwise. brendan is fina "playing the dumb guy" and can be self depracating by appearing dumb for being kind compared to theos slick mean mocking vibe
Theo looks like he came back from This Past Weekend at Bernie's
Brendan looks like the type of dude who watches brokeback mountain with the 3d glasses on.
The Extended Uncut edition
Brendan Schaub is like carrot top but his props are his “friends” struggles.
More like "Carrot Bottom" and he puts props up his ass
One of the best episodes of king and the sting in a while!
"Thick-dick-ulous" -Theo Von😂
They really opened with an Ad 😭😭 at least they make the Ads pretty funny and bearable to sit through.
Theo looks like he try’s to give black women a high five when the broken elevator starts back up
Brendan looks like Elvis the night he died on the shitter.
Lmao😂with 2 fried peanut butter banana jelly hitters in both hands.
@@elijahboi3774 Brendan brings new meaning to the phrase double fisted solo cups
Lol finally telling the truth.... Theo: Mean funny.... Brendan: Just Mean
jon garcia but less mean than theo
Theo looks like the creepy bus driver for Girls Gone Wild.
Brendan looks like he lays on his stomach, with his feet up, while giggling on FaceTime with Theo about who Joe Rogan has smashed
SMH. Nothing good can come from a man laying belly down heels up. Fun fact: 100% of school essays written from this position get failing grades. Don’t be a complete homeowner Brandin Showb. Tighten up boi!
@@jovanvalls4299 gang bruh. Heavy facts 💯
Theo looks like a meter maid that got caught taking selfies with other people’s cars
Nicholas Mathews LMAO
Theo looks like he's going through a divorce
Why ? Constantly, or just now
@@zachtooill he looks horrible
“When you meet Chappelle, you set your clock forward an hour”
Lol Chin "I swim fast" hahahaha.. he's literally a 12 year old boy in a 50 year old man's body
When Theo talks it looks like his bottom lip is trying to eat his top.
Otto Matic this is real shit
Theo looks like he works at a water park and is always trying to sell the teenagers acid
Brendan is slowly becoming more of a comic and it’s interesting to see
thats news to me
in what way?
Kaden s what do you mean boys, he’s running a podcast with Theo Von where they’re saying bits the whole time. This is a comedy apprenticeship and Theo is the professor, if you go back to the first podcast Brendan wouldn’t even make me laugh.
Correct - I think theo’s been teaching him and B’s been showing Theo how to run a business.
Camy Slays keep it up man. Ppl like to hate, but I think Brendan's candid reactions are funny and he's improving
I love Chapelles compliment to Theo at 20:20 you can tell I meant a lot to him. Theo so underrated. He's got the best one liners in the game right now, maybe ever.
Mortal Kombat for Sega had blood while the Super Nintendo had sweat
Brendans getting funny bro!!!! Luhh dat dude “dont want derrick in my foxhole” 😂😂😂
Take a drink for every time Theo says “huh?”
I see three theos and no brendas
I went to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, and I’m back to watch they last 2/3 of it....... wish me luck!
16:43 Theo sounds like an old lawnmower startin up
Derrick looks so mad there’s another funny black guy to take his shine
He was respectful about it though and it worked out in his favor now because of that
Theo looks like the top seller at an outdoor flea market.