Testing Dumb Nail Hacks #2 (SimplyNailogical suffering)

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  • @emumitchell9852
    @emumitchell9852 5 років тому +3030

    “When life gives you lemons, make nail polish remover.”
    - Simply Nailogical

    • @alienindisguise5546
      @alienindisguise5546 5 років тому +37

      When life gives you lemons. Don't make lemonade. Make life Take the lemons back. I don't want your damn lemons. What am I supposed to do with these.

    • @achilles6897
      @achilles6897 4 роки тому +3

      @@alienindisguise5546 Hey I'll burn life's house down with some lemons

    • @shayshaybailey5256
      @shayshaybailey5256 4 роки тому +3

      When life gives you lemons. Return them

    • @versaceswag28
      @versaceswag28 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @fireefoxx66
      @fireefoxx66 4 роки тому +3

      *Well, when life gives you lEMons ;D*

  • @ruariphillips1130
    @ruariphillips1130 5 років тому +5438

    you only do it once a month because your nails will have grown in a month so you think that the pepper is what makes your nails grow but in actuality what makes your nails grow is the month you waited in between

    • @phoebe-gc6cu
      @phoebe-gc6cu 5 років тому +129

      WOAH

    • @saltyrolls3820
      @saltyrolls3820 5 років тому +176

      Pure logic.

    • @aidyn_luv
      @aidyn_luv 5 років тому +29

      Ruari Mcdonald lol DONT EXPOSE 🤣🤣🤣

    • @theklubies7039
      @theklubies7039 5 років тому +5

      that comment was so fucking stupid just like this chanel

    • @eva9230
      @eva9230 5 років тому +62

      The Klubies - Channel*

  • @kaimin26
    @kaimin26 6 років тому +862

    There is no science behind any of these hacks. There is however, a lot of science behind why they don't work.
    *On dunking nails in icy water
    Nail polish dries as the organic solvents (generally a combination of ethyl and butyl acetate and isopropyl alcohol) inside it evaporate out into the air, so of course dunking your nails in water will cause your nails to dry slower than in open air. The organic solvent molecules now have to travel through a polar liquid (sort of like oil traveling through water), which will take much longer than open air solvent evaporation.
    Solvents also evaporate faster at higher temperatures. Much of the heat to evaporate the solvents on your nails actually comes from your fingers. If you stick your fingers and nails in a freezing cold situation, it will also slow down the evaporation of solvents and drying of the polish.
    *On vinegar+lemon juice
    Acetone is an incredibly strong organic solvent. That is why it quickly breaks down the lacquer of your nail polish and removes it so well. You can also use the same solvents in the polish such as butyl acetate, but it will be less effective than acetone (see acetone-free nail polish removers). Vinegar and lemon juice are two different weak acids (acetic and citric), which are nothing like acetone. Maybe you could kind of argue that acetic acid becomes acetate once deprotonated, but an acetate ion and ehtyl acetate behave in completely different ways. Anyway, you can't use weak acids in place of organic solvents, so of course the acid polish remover would be a miserable failure of a hack.
    *On perfume as polish remover
    Alternatively, ethanol (the alcohol generally used in perfumes) is a weaker organic solvent. Isopropyl alcohol probably would have worked marginally better (because it is a slightly stronger solvent), but either alcohol could be used to redissolve and wipe off that polish, only not nearly as effectively as acetone.
    *I... I just can't even for this one
    Cooking oil as a top coat... I mean maybe somebody had heard the words "organic" and "nail polish" and thought that any only organic compound could do the trick?
    *On sugar spill clean-up
    Sugar doesn't dissolve in the organic solvents in the nail polish (especially since they are over-saturated with the lacquer and color already in them), and so it stays mostly dry and the thick polish gets stuck up in the space between the large sugar crystals. Similarly sized salt grains would also likely do the trick.
    Remember, everyone: NAIL ART /IS/ A SCIENCE!!!

    • @zapdara
      @zapdara 6 років тому +26

      kaimin26 Thank you for taking the time to go through all this.

    • @shannonvlogs8795
      @shannonvlogs8795 6 років тому

      kaimin26 stop

    • @shannonvlogs8795
      @shannonvlogs8795 6 років тому +8

      I couldn't even read a sentence

    • @HeyItsLucy
      @HeyItsLucy 6 років тому +23

      Finally! someone else who puts scientific comments on videos!!!

    • @ggchiu7400
      @ggchiu7400 6 років тому +1

      kaimin26 I

  • @hopedoe1898
    @hopedoe1898 5 років тому +5697

    You mean to tell me that Canadians BAG THEIR MILK but they have CARTONS FOR THEIR SUGAR.

    • @notlemon9184
      @notlemon9184 5 років тому +224

      Hope Doe I’m Canadian and it’s true. Got a problem?

    • @hopedoe1898
      @hopedoe1898 5 років тому +264

      YES

    • @snoodledumpling4486
      @snoodledumpling4486 5 років тому +148

      Uh, I can't vouch for the rest of the US, but in California C&H used to sell sugar in the same 1 gallon cartons milk comes in. It was all pink and shit. Very fun.

    • @angeredtoad5074
      @angeredtoad5074 5 років тому +48

      Yep we weird.

    • @robloxsunny1971
      @robloxsunny1971 5 років тому +32

      w-wait what now?!

  • @skylercasey7038
    @skylercasey7038 6 років тому +1542

    Nail artists should just coat their hardwood floors with a peel off base coat so if they spill polish then they can just peel it off and put it in their peely bag

    • @joyhornbacher1396
      @joyhornbacher1396 6 років тому +18

      amazing ness omfg you are so right!!!😆🤣😂

    • @rutherfordcf
      @rutherfordcf 6 років тому +8

      that would take a lot of time

    • @emowanda8626
      @emowanda8626 6 років тому +4

      amazing ness yes everyone needs this yasssssss

    • @layathebunny45
      @layathebunny45 6 років тому +9

      I NEED TO DO THAT SO WHEN I SPILL SOMETHING I CAN GO SWOOP AND PEEL IT OFFFF

    • @krissy69
      @krissy69 6 років тому +2

      I love this

  • @ornahossain
    @ornahossain 5 років тому +4201

    ok, the thing is, i am Canadian, but never in my life, i have ever seen cartoned sugar 😂

    • @pavneetdhaliwal3097
      @pavneetdhaliwal3097 5 років тому +117

      Ive only ever seen it in cartons if its cotton candy sugar, but then its coloured and flavoured lol

    • @petraleblanc7421
      @petraleblanc7421 5 років тому +38

      Omg me too XD Never seen cartoned shuger and I am csanadian

    • @higuys6874
      @higuys6874 5 років тому +34

      I’ve never seen cartoned sugar either
      I’m Australian

    • @alexislol2036
      @alexislol2036 5 років тому +3

      Orna Hossain same

    • @mackenzie.bircher
      @mackenzie.bircher 5 років тому +13

      Me neither! And I’m American...

  • @jordan_fayeee3199
    @jordan_fayeee3199 5 років тому +828

    4:41 "Troom Troom is canceled goodbye." XD lmao

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka 5 років тому +4

      I wish it was true

    • @fifiinart
      @fifiinart 5 років тому +4

      Also: WHO THE F** SUBSTITUTES _BLUE EYE SHADOW _*_FOR HOLO_*

    • @ne0n_bl1tz
      @ne0n_bl1tz 4 роки тому

      Lets hope in 2021

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 5 років тому +608

    "double boiler" *place a bowl over a bowl of apparently lukewarm water*
    My 4 years of cook apprenticeship: *heart attack*

    • @lila2793
      @lila2793 4 роки тому +14

      Meeeee I’m like “noooo that’s not- I- my brain hurts”

    • @vi843
      @vi843 3 роки тому +1

      What is a double boiler? I don’t know what the hell it is

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 3 роки тому +8

      @@vi843 For a double boiler, you place a pan of water over a heat source (for some uses you can also use a bowl of boiling water, but it's not really a double boiler) and put a bowl of bigger proportions over it (The bowl must touch the water).
      The principle is that the water will not go over 100°C at liquid phase, so it's a way to control the heat the ingredients in the bowl receive.

    • @vi843
      @vi843 3 роки тому

      @@NWolfsson Alright thanks, I’ve been needing to use it and I tried to google it but my dumbass couldn’t figure it out.

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 років тому +3521

    I aspire to be as chill as Menchie is in this video.

    • @amoe8863
      @amoe8863 6 років тому +13

      Isagail when he smelt the bullshit I cried laughing

    • @dootaqua8348
      @dootaqua8348 6 років тому +1

      Isagail agreed

    • @sal-lu8me
      @sal-lu8me 6 років тому +9

      or would you say, as chill-i as MEnchie.
      HAHA, get it? chill-i? because of the chili?
      i'll go home.

    • @heyhuman3265
      @heyhuman3265 6 років тому +1

      +Bunny Rabbit my super sence telling me that danger is near 😂😂😂😂😂 only the real shane dawson fans get it

    • @fleshhive5269
      @fleshhive5269 6 років тому +2

      ZylerTheCat ZYLERTHECAT HOLO I LOVE UR NAIL POLISH AND UR SO FLUFFY i like u more than Menchie

  • @MidoriJane12
    @MidoriJane12 6 років тому +7621

    *covers entire eye with black eyeshadow* here’s my natural eyeshadow!

  • @saminajamjar8679
    @saminajamjar8679 6 років тому +1568

    Canada. Where you get milk in a bag, and sugar in a carton
    Okay edit: Canada. Where you *CAN* get milk in a bag, and *SOMETIMES* sugar in a carton

  • @charlieadam5982
    @charlieadam5982 3 роки тому +213

    It's so weird to see her old nail polishes. This is 3 years ago and now she has released multiple different collections and they are beautiful. Love seeing how far she has come.

  • @crispyliza7050
    @crispyliza7050 6 років тому +651

    Cristine! Please do a "I tried a ThreadBanger DIY" video!

  • @brady6782
    @brady6782 6 років тому +1335

    How to know when a life hack is fake: troom troom does it

  • @arisofetch1527
    @arisofetch1527 6 років тому +831

    “Wow I guess sometimes 2 fucks do make a right”
    THANK YOU....
    My mom didn’t think that could be possible.

    • @rileysuz5602
      @rileysuz5602 6 років тому +3

      Shit why I swear I was gonna make a joke like this I thought of it right as the video started and she said that rip

    • @arisofetch1527
      @arisofetch1527 6 років тому +1

      piglover 902 same asf I always come hella early just for that lol

    • @emilyviolet6755
      @emilyviolet6755 6 років тому

      300th like!

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 6 років тому

      omg lol

  • @reimarz
    @reimarz 5 років тому +748

    I don't know how they actually met but I like to believe that Ben pavloved Cristine by giving her tea in the workplace until she eventually started liking him

    • @aishatsheleru3386
      @aishatsheleru3386 4 роки тому +52

      They met sometime when she was in college :)

    • @lilq-tip8547
      @lilq-tip8547 4 роки тому +16

      Watch their podcast on how they met

    • @monstersinc2912
      @monstersinc2912 3 роки тому +6

      might not be accurate, but it's a helpful tip in case anyone ever meets her

    • @minagica
      @minagica 3 роки тому

      They were an item for 3 years before they also became co-workers, though

  • @flippydoggenbottom3000
    @flippydoggenbottom3000 6 років тому +5869

    I would rather let my children watch Cristine cursing than Troom Troom.

    • @a2556
      @a2556 5 років тому +32

      HAHAHAHA

    • @pixelthepixel9436
      @pixelthepixel9436 5 років тому +24

      Flippy Doggenbottom Same .

    • @aprilglass6876
      @aprilglass6876 5 років тому +7

      Ong tho

    • @laraf-b
      @laraf-b 5 років тому +32

      Same, except I'm 13 so... I'm technically still a child

    • @autumn5295
      @autumn5295 5 років тому +29

      Lara the artist you *ARE* still a child

  • @cateyphillips
    @cateyphillips 6 років тому +587

    These types of videos with Cristine watching Troom Troom always turn into a roasting session😂😂

    • @npreshaw
      @npreshaw 6 років тому

      Catey Phillips lol 😂

  • @carlyn9702
    @carlyn9702 6 років тому +694

    she genuinely has fun with her channel, this is why i love her lmao

  • @potatobaby6824
    @potatobaby6824 5 років тому +1324

    Ex troom troom worker: please! I’ll never tell anyone!
    Blue eyed girl: *shoots them*
    Boss: *calls* the traitor?
    Blue eyed girl: it’s not a problem anymore.... :)

  • @everglade7764
    @everglade7764 6 років тому +804

    Troom Troom: **applies black eyeshadow all over eyelid** here it is, my *nAtuRAl* makeup

    • @raianaxo
      @raianaxo 5 років тому +7

      I think they did that on purpose to be funny.

    • @RedaFox1
      @RedaFox1 5 років тому +7

      Well..you could call it a natural look if you said you’ve gotten punched in the eye.

    • @avamarie5554
      @avamarie5554 5 років тому

      evangeline57 yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss

    • @SharkFinnzz
      @SharkFinnzz 5 років тому +1

      Troom Troom needs HELP

    • @Goniocephala
      @Goniocephala 5 років тому

      evangeline57 “ I am naturally emo “

  • @qkiwi802
    @qkiwi802 6 років тому +3274

    Canada: where milk is in bags and sugar in boxed drink containers

    • @kylacook9333
      @kylacook9333 6 років тому +31

      iv what the heck I'm Canadian🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 and don't know what you are talking about

    • @Fancylooks
      @Fancylooks 6 років тому +32

      We do have that package for sugar in Spain as well

    • @annasrensen1479
      @annasrensen1479 6 років тому +7

      milk is in boxes in denmark too

    • @Fancylooks
      @Fancylooks 6 років тому +24

      Well, yes, drinks like milk, milkshakes, soya milk, juices, etc... as well are in boxes like the one in the video everywhere, but sugar is not so common!

    • @CrimsonCatacombs
      @CrimsonCatacombs 6 років тому +30

      Sugar also comes in bags here in Canada. It depends on the brand.

  • @sugarghast
    @sugarghast 6 років тому +286

    I actually really liked your eyeshadow...

    • @numnum8525
      @numnum8525 6 років тому +1

      Olivia Beakman Same though

    • @faithg_ne
      @faithg_ne 6 років тому

      Olivia Beakman ikr

  • @queenselchristie7757
    @queenselchristie7757 5 років тому +53

    No one
    Absolutely no one
    Christine: let’s watch more troom troom because nom nom

  • @sosatisfying9730
    @sosatisfying9730 6 років тому +825

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that she put black eyeshadow all over her eyes and said natural😂

    • @tabithavelez9495
      @tabithavelez9495 6 років тому +24

      that zoom in of Finns face though lol also it might be natural if you lost a fight with 2 pirates

    • @kamleshrani3309
      @kamleshrani3309 6 років тому +1

      finn wolfhard ikr

    • @chloelynn_13
      @chloelynn_13 6 років тому +1

      finn wolfhard lol yes😂😂😂

    • @Hope-rp5qf
      @Hope-rp5qf 6 років тому +6

      finn wolfhard I THOUGHT I WA THE ONLY ONE

    • @destinyrojano7453
      @destinyrojano7453 6 років тому +2

      Fiiiiinnnnnnnn

  • @ashliewhitcher4282
    @ashliewhitcher4282 5 років тому +2476

    Anyone else having a simply nailogical marathon

    • @jessiannp
      @jessiannp 5 років тому +19

      Ashlie Whitcher Me! Her videos are just genuinely the kind of entertainment I signed up for on UA-cam.

    • @lakegrill3778
      @lakegrill3778 4 роки тому +6

      Ashlie Whitcher Aww yeah. I should be going to a wrestling meet for my boyfriend but oh well😝

    • @keessie6042
      @keessie6042 4 роки тому +6

      always

    • @_.n1kki
      @_.n1kki 4 роки тому +4

      yesss

    • @wholesomesuccubus383
      @wholesomesuccubus383 4 роки тому +4

      Ashlie Whitcher your not alone

  • @rosscojane
    @rosscojane 6 років тому +946

    I love how she just casually wear colourful eyeshadow

    • @jennse19
      @jennse19 6 років тому +3

      Kiamatra TT *wears 😒

    • @rosscojane
      @rosscojane 6 років тому +53

      I said, "do you speak-a my language?"
      He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

    • @Olivia-yc3yi
      @Olivia-yc3yi 6 років тому +2

      Christ, my dad sings that all the time.

    • @amyleonardfrazier
      @amyleonardfrazier 6 років тому +15

      Kiamatra TT her makeup skills are slowly getting better and better tho we can’t lie

    • @leonal545
      @leonal545 6 років тому +1

      Because she is beautiful person

  • @matissegillespie4033
    @matissegillespie4033 5 років тому +32

    Cristine” I wonder if they were let go and were told”
    Troom troom: “it’s not a problem any more” 4:21

  • @k_a_y_l_e_e
    @k_a_y_l_e_e 6 років тому +2276

    4:00 at first i read this as "smells like *children* " and i was simultaneously confused and somewhat frightened.

    • @UNOwen-xs9ju
      @UNOwen-xs9ju 6 років тому +13

      k a y l e e do we have a mansonite here?

    • @yasminmidou6164
      @yasminmidou6164 6 років тому

      k a y l e e I

    • @zoelopez3993
      @zoelopez3993 6 років тому +9

      omg same

    • @lizabell9461
      @lizabell9461 6 років тому +2

      k a y l e e
      We have the same name, I have the same name as like 6 other girls aren’t we lucky 👌

    • @mollyisnotonfire9047
      @mollyisnotonfire9047 6 років тому +2

      OMG YESSS I LOVE MARILYNN

  • @binitaparida736
    @binitaparida736 6 років тому +377

    Gotta get those troom troom views
    Gotta get those troom troom views
    Gotta get those troom troom views
    Gotta get those troom troom views

  • @elliepuppyfan9579
    @elliepuppyfan9579 6 років тому +49

    "No we are not talking about pepper"
    "Wtf are you saying"
    "The peppers war begin"
    "Wtf is a pepper war"
    "In a double boiler"
    "What's a double boiler"
    Damn Cristine you know everything

  • @equikynto
    @equikynto 5 років тому +73

    2:19 I find it very disturbing that Cristine has already clicked on that website, before actually showing us XD

    • @boilingsoda
      @boilingsoda 5 років тому +24

      Typical Illusions that’s because she had to find the site before showing us

    • @shaneascott3032
      @shaneascott3032 5 років тому

      BRUH 😮🤭

    • @AmandaA-zf3qo
      @AmandaA-zf3qo 4 роки тому +2

      Simplynailfungilogical... omg I'm dumb

    • @analcaynal
      @analcaynal 3 роки тому +3

      She goes to the website while filming, and then goes back later to screen record

  • @saraim.151
    @saraim.151 6 років тому +4330

    *"It's not a problem anymore."*

    • @bakacesar3326
      @bakacesar3326 6 років тому +6

      This killed me so much 💀💀

    • @fm9144
      @fm9144 6 років тому +14

      bitch! it was never a problem!

    • @isabellajaneen8620
      @isabellajaneen8620 6 років тому +1

      Sarai M. ...

    • @angelinamilford8594
      @angelinamilford8594 6 років тому

      Sarai M. Really idiot

    • @wolfweirdo5456
      @wolfweirdo5456 6 років тому +3

      Angelina Milford 👏This is why you’re stupid👏👏This is why you’re stupid👏THIS IS WHY YOU’RE STUPID

  • @ventorix
    @ventorix 6 років тому +746

    Troom Troom got me feeling like
    *B E G O N E T H O T*
    (Edit: How the fuck did this get so many likes lol)

    • @oreocat2545
      @oreocat2545 6 років тому +3

      mhadasKoio what does "beg one thot" mean? 😂😂😂😂

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 6 років тому +16

      troom troom is weird af tho,, danny gonzalez covered their prank videos and they're not any better
      im lowkey convinced that the troom troom channel is just aliens trying to contact humanity

    • @Kawari
      @Kawari 6 років тому +2

      That channel takes advantage of the YT algorithm... hate them.

    • @nojustno2816
      @nojustno2816 6 років тому +1

      That one aesthetic sheep calm tf down

    • @chloe-yr4ez
      @chloe-yr4ez 6 років тому +1

      Lmaoooo

  • @shygothbabe
    @shygothbabe 6 років тому +258

    I respect that you sacrifice your nails for these hack videos. Because we all know, that when it comes to hack videos, things can go wrong. ❤️

  • @whatamidoinghere8893
    @whatamidoinghere8893 5 років тому +95

    1:03 can we just talk about her “natural makeup” for a minute?

    • @mysko85
      @mysko85 4 роки тому +6

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING, IT WAS A FULL ON SMOKEY EYE🧐

    • @elisasalas8083
      @elisasalas8083 4 роки тому +6

      i was looking for this comment💀💀

  • @copiasrats
    @copiasrats 6 років тому +140

    Milk in the us: comes in a carton
    Sugar in the us: comes in a bag
    Milk in Canada: comes in a bag
    Sugar in Canada: comes in a carton
    Wtf Canada

    • @sweetgolden2010
      @sweetgolden2010 6 років тому +2

      i see sugar in a bag and carton, cartons size like she has good for single people who dont use a whole lot of sugar

    • @iambread7053
      @iambread7053 6 років тому +12

      Using that logic you could also say wtf America
      Just because it's not your way doesn't mean it's wrong

    • @Nessainthebuilding
      @Nessainthebuilding 6 років тому +5

      Actually in Canada milk and sugar comes in both, we just have options

    • @sneefsnorf
      @sneefsnorf 6 років тому

      Rose Chamberlin wtf usa

    • @Panadolprim3ss
      @Panadolprim3ss 6 років тому +2

      Wtf how do u keep milk in a bag though

  • @melaniebegeman2154
    @melaniebegeman2154 6 років тому +287

    Who thinks she should do another roasting video but dedicate it to roasting Troom Troom? Cuz I would really love to see that 😂

  • @sophie-pj1fm
    @sophie-pj1fm 5 років тому +147

    We gon talk bout how her sugar was in a *_carton_* ?

    • @Alison.taylor.c
      @Alison.taylor.c 5 років тому +12

      sophie kate I mean Canada also has milk in a *bag*

    • @ilianakaterina5719
      @ilianakaterina5719 5 років тому +2

      california has sugar in cartons (at whole foods)

    • @snoodledumpling4486
      @snoodledumpling4486 5 років тому

      Our local Raley's grocery (NorCal regional chain) used to carry C&H in those pink one gallon milk cartons, but it's been a few...years...maybe a decade. Ish.

    • @youdroppedsomething4334
      @youdroppedsomething4334 4 роки тому

      Sage wtf

  • @graciebassettsmith4236
    @graciebassettsmith4236 6 років тому +291

    *DoNt MiNd Me, I’m JuSt HaViNg ThE tImE oF mY LiFe*

    • @miavicente781
      @miavicente781 6 років тому +1

      Gracie BassettSmith hahahaha same

  • @katiestanford1849
    @katiestanford1849 6 років тому +158

    YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO 5M !!!!

  • @kchannah8525
    @kchannah8525 6 років тому +62

    The pepper hack is such an obvious placebo. If you wait a month in between each mask then your nails are going to grow out anyway!

  • @sagebeerbower4373
    @sagebeerbower4373 5 років тому +73

    “It’s not even penetrating the taco at all” 😂

    • @diffzldu
      @diffzldu 4 роки тому +2

      This is like one of those “out of context” sentences 😂

  • @asdfgMustafa
    @asdfgMustafa 6 років тому +423

    Idk why but just saying *troom troom* makes me laugh 😂😂

    • @saraemily326
      @saraemily326 6 років тому +9

      mustafa
      I love when you tubers diss Troom Troom

    • @gaminggirl4240
      @gaminggirl4240 6 років тому +1

      Go to troom troom then ... they mostly copy but it's good they hav a collection together

    • @asdfgMustafa
      @asdfgMustafa 6 років тому +4

      I'm in me mums car *troom troom*

    • @gaminggirl4240
      @gaminggirl4240 6 років тому

      I did not get u Mustafa!

    • @asdfgMustafa
      @asdfgMustafa 6 років тому

      Faiza 124 that's okay. I wasn't replying to you. I was just referencing a vine. :D

  • @jasminehodgson9705
    @jasminehodgson9705 6 років тому +87

    1:04 does anyone notice she said my natural makeup when she applies a whole load of grey eyeshadow and then its like no one will notice😂😂

    • @Koko-qo8dy
      @Koko-qo8dy 6 років тому +1

      SAME ThIS BoThErEd Me So MuCh!

  • @geeeeeb1235
    @geeeeeb1235 6 років тому +166

    So your sugar comes in a bottle (carton) but your milk doesn’t?! Wtf Canada 😂

    • @brooklynncarter2607
      @brooklynncarter2607 6 років тому

      georgia ball Canada

    • @makelmontgomery8286
      @makelmontgomery8286 6 років тому

      georgia ball what does their milk come in??

    • @tiabushey3182
      @tiabushey3182 6 років тому +2

      Milk comes in Bags in Canada because we can buy larger amounts of it. I can buy 4 one litre milk bags of milk for a small price. It doesn't only come in bags either, we have the milk carton version as well. As for the sugar, there's obviously a variety of ways you can buy it, it depends on the company. We, in Canada, just enjoy a variety instead of the same old boring stuff is all
      🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @mimitarhuni5116
      @mimitarhuni5116 6 років тому

      We have carton milk here and we have bags

    • @nettea5549
      @nettea5549 6 років тому

      georgia ball In BC, at least, we milk cartons and jugs

  • @444hannah
    @444hannah 5 років тому +385

    Did anyone else notice that Cristine’s jacket matched Menchie’s bed?
    No? Just me? Ok😂😂😂😂

    • @cclottedcream
      @cclottedcream 4 роки тому +1

      Jąðę Møřøňęy that’s what matching means in the fashion book lmfao

    • @breckynswaffar7450
      @breckynswaffar7450 3 роки тому +1

      Nobody cares 😅😂

    • @romantic_hippie
      @romantic_hippie Рік тому

      Yes, you're the ONLY one out of the millions of us who noticed.

  • @Avantisnailss
    @Avantisnailss 5 років тому +304

    Cristine in this video= I hate cooking
    Cristine now= cooking kraft dinner for bae

  • @neopolitanicecream209
    @neopolitanicecream209 6 років тому +85

    "Trendy holographic nail polish"
    Simply: TRIGGERED

  • @ninanicko4281
    @ninanicko4281 6 років тому +36

    I think the reason the pepper trick is supposed to work is because the heat of the pepper is actually supposed to damage the nail. Doing this once a month trains the nail to need to be stronger and grow faster. But that is also why you aren't supposed to do it more than once a month.

  • @payshencebruce5509
    @payshencebruce5509 5 років тому +172

    The Cayenne pepper thing looked like you literally vomited on your nails.😂

    • @wolpertinger.
      @wolpertinger. Рік тому

      It reminds me of that time I got norovirus after eating a spicy sausage pizza 🤢🥴

  • @CHiMEiD050
    @CHiMEiD050 6 років тому +202

    Milk in a bag, sugar in a milk carton.. Bruh canada are you okay?

    • @ashleyleblanc5051
      @ashleyleblanc5051 6 років тому +14

      CHiMEiD050 free healthcare and very few mass shootings too, weird eh?

    • @melissanv2615
      @melissanv2615 6 років тому +9

      You don't get to judge... you have Trump for president.

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 6 років тому +14

      Ashley LeBlanc I don't think the packaging for milk or sugar has an affect on healthcare or gun violence.

    • @gerturaudsepp2651
      @gerturaudsepp2651 6 років тому +1

      CHiMEiD050 we have both in bags

    • @ashleyleblanc5051
      @ashleyleblanc5051 6 років тому

      Rebecca O'Sullivan well yeah obviously. I was just adding to other weird things that we have here in Canada.

  • @gigi-nk8qs
    @gigi-nk8qs 6 років тому +395

    Replace be lotion for the cayane back with mayo for a delicious salad dressing

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 6 років тому +12

      if there's one thing that I love it's eating nail products uwu

    • @cassiejenani5377
      @cassiejenani5377 6 років тому

      I am the panda who draws right

    • @cassiejenani5377
      @cassiejenani5377 6 років тому

      Cᴜʀsᴇᴅ true

  • @wolfiegamble847
    @wolfiegamble847 6 років тому +159

    Oh, Cristine I need to tell you! I went to the doctors today, and my nurse's name was Menchi. Not spelled right, but close enough ^^;

    • @sarah2806
      @sarah2806 6 років тому +2

      Wolfie Gamble lol

    • @wolfiegamble847
      @wolfiegamble847 6 років тому +3

      ikr when i heard her introduce herself i turned to my mom and we shared a look that said "menchie as is cristines cat"

  • @kookie_stan6081
    @kookie_stan6081 5 років тому +787

    Who else realised she used Jeffree Stars lipstick?

    • @darcystyles5043
      @darcystyles5043 5 років тому +13

      Kookie_ Stan I died

    • @natalielancaster4491
      @natalielancaster4491 5 років тому +39

      i was scrolling to find this comment lol

    • @m.mhn7535
      @m.mhn7535 5 років тому +24

      Simplyshadelogical lol

    • @alexc7033
      @alexc7033 5 років тому +56

      i just got triggered when she said: “not my favorite color but I’m ok with cutting it up”

    • @rawrxd8744
      @rawrxd8744 5 років тому +1

      MEH

  • @MISTER_R0B0T0
    @MISTER_R0B0T0 6 років тому +111

    Wait... so in Canada, not only does your milk come in bags, but your sugar comes in a carton?!?!?

    • @giantnerd4
      @giantnerd4 6 років тому +1

      Yepur. It's easier to pour sugar that way. I don't have a good reason for the bags of milk, but it still work for us, eh?!

  • @mackenziesauers5547
    @mackenziesauers5547 6 років тому +671

    Troom Troom logic: black eye shadow is natural
    Wtf???

    • @jorjawilson9510
      @jorjawilson9510 6 років тому +16

      Mackenzie Sauers also troom groom logic: ITS NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE

    • @Ceilvia
      @Ceilvia 6 років тому +9

      I guess you can say black eye shadow that make you look like you just got punched by someone in one eye is quite "natural"

    • @Tumbling_2007
      @Tumbling_2007 5 років тому +2

      Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? TROOM TROOM

    • @freshoceanwaters7947
      @freshoceanwaters7947 5 років тому

      Mackenzie Sauers what if you had a darker skin tone?

    • @Jdudj373y
      @Jdudj373y 5 років тому +1

      Its because "its from an apple" (its a joke )

  • @lindale3567
    @lindale3567 6 років тому +198

    why do Canadians have sugar in milk cartons and milk in bags?

    • @grottesque4650
      @grottesque4650 6 років тому +3

      It's not just that, sugar comes in normal bags it's just an option so is the milk in bags.

    • @graceclarke7585
      @graceclarke7585 6 років тому +3

      Linda Harris maybe it’s not Canada maybe Cristine is just weird

    • @Nessainthebuilding
      @Nessainthebuilding 6 років тому +4

      There are options. Milk comes in bags and cartons and so does sugar. We just have choices

    • @debbiekaye7880
      @debbiekaye7880 6 років тому

      Linda Harris USA sells milk in bags too.

    • @sneefsnorf
      @sneefsnorf 6 років тому

      Grace Clarke mabye you just suck

  • @emilyanne2366
    @emilyanne2366 4 роки тому +15

    Cristines videos when I’m alone: “enjoy watching your nails grow fast”
    Cristines video when my mum walks in: “it’s time for some pEeL pOrN”

  • @WerewolfLuver1402
    @WerewolfLuver1402 6 років тому +178

    I love how Cristine is editing her videos nowadays 😁 it makes it even more hilarious

  • @Abby-k6m7v
    @Abby-k6m7v 6 років тому +64

    The "Spilled polish sugar" hack doesn't work for like brushing it on something, it's for globs and the sugar clumps it up.

  • @MissMusicQueen101
    @MissMusicQueen101 6 років тому +191

    Here's a dumb nail hack Cristine, bug spray works as nail polish remover (and it works best with cotton balls/pads). This actually works, I used to do it at camp bc I always forgot nail polish remover at home

    • @devvyanni
      @devvyanni 6 років тому +13

      MissMusicQueen101 that is straight up dangerous 😂

    • @jonerobin9467
      @jonerobin9467 6 років тому +10

      i dont think.anyone wants to put their hand near bug spray....thats disgusting

    • @agata8623
      @agata8623 6 років тому +3

      It most likely contains alcohol or acetone so it's nothing revelant.

    • @jayajaswal3112
      @jayajaswal3112 6 років тому +4

      Yeah apparently mosquito spray does something to plastics and it removes nail polish

    • @leahswrld999
      @leahswrld999 6 років тому +2

      who would take nail polish remover to camp? or even think about removing nail polish💀

  • @Kitty-dy5yr
    @Kitty-dy5yr 5 років тому +5

    When Cristine said "She looks at me like I'm stupid" I notice Menchie nodding at her statement LOLZ HAHAHA 2:58

  • @afrahe3718
    @afrahe3718 6 років тому +444

    can you react to "I tried to follow a simply Nailogical nail art tutorial video" by Safiya Nygaard

  • @nevec4847
    @nevec4847 6 років тому +183

    Love how in the first troom Troom video she applied a black goth eye look and then they say here is my natural eye look 😂❤️

    • @kerryhall3084
      @kerryhall3084 6 років тому +1

      Neve C, I was actually going to write that

  • @arshiajain3445
    @arshiajain3445 6 років тому +95

    The starting 3 secs of the video and I am like- "what the hell is she upto again." Haha love you Cristine ❤

  • @mathildam3522
    @mathildam3522 5 років тому +33

    ‘Troom Troom is cancelled, goodbye’ is probably my favourite Cristine moments, like, ever 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @alexandrarea7509
    @alexandrarea7509 6 років тому +109

    You should do that “I followed a ______ tutorial” with another nail artist youtuber! Would be so fun to watch you follow a tutorial by Susie from Nail Career Education or something of the like!

  • @arimations9623
    @arimations9623 6 років тому +94

    5:40 the typing sound is so satisfying...Am I the only one who thinks that?

  • @sleepyc.6110
    @sleepyc.6110 6 років тому +94

    12:08 Kissing a cat on the forehead is probably one of the best sensations in human history

  • @EnchantedSweetroll
    @EnchantedSweetroll Рік тому +3

    Your videos are so comforting to me I love you Cristine🥺❤️

  • @helinaltin
    @helinaltin 6 років тому +46

    A NAIL RELATED VIDEO?
    YALL I'M SHOOK

  • @capystara662
    @capystara662 6 років тому +361

    "Long and sharp? No, not pepper."
    *Looks at my rat pepper, sprawled up and claws untrimmed* ... ...Idk, she's pretty long and sharp

  • @sarah-ph9wm
    @sarah-ph9wm 6 років тому +331

    *30 miLLiON vIEwSs?!?!*
    the suffering

  • @Bailey.patten
    @Bailey.patten 4 роки тому +22

    For the nail
    Polish remover I have a hack simply go down to the shops and use my hack
    step one . Buy a nail polish remover that you like
    Step two. Go home
    Step three. Use the nail polish remover
    Good hack am I right?

  • @saratroskot
    @saratroskot 6 років тому +1914

    Why is her sugar in a milk bottle?

    • @copiasrats
      @copiasrats 6 років тому +236

      Sara Troskot Canada

    • @zfenty
      @zfenty 6 років тому +441

      Canada= bags of milk and cartons of sugar

    • @samthecartoon8178
      @samthecartoon8178 6 років тому +150

      Canada I love you but bb what are you doin with that bagged milk and cartons of sugar

    • @nevin1180
      @nevin1180 6 років тому +19

      We have 2 different containers for sugar regular containers and cartons

    • @CaliDolxn
      @CaliDolxn 6 років тому +15

      zfenty that’s what I said like JUST SWITCH IT AROUND ITLL MAKE MUCH THE DIFFERENCE😂😂😂

  • @no-jambear4529
    @no-jambear4529 6 років тому +106

    *"IT'S NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE"*

  • @AdrianaMaria-zd1jw
    @AdrianaMaria-zd1jw 6 років тому +842

    " *I've been doing nails and popping peelies, man I feel just like a rockstar* "
    Edit: omg thx for the likes ❤

  • @AboutThatBhavyaGirl
    @AboutThatBhavyaGirl 5 років тому +41

    This is my first ever youtube comment and I was planning on probably never to comment but this has to be said- CRISTINE'S BRAIN IS A WORK OF ART. SHE NEEDS TO PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS. GOD BLESS HER HOLO SOUL AND MAY ALL HER HOLO DREAMS COME TRUE. Holo love to you all the way from India😊😘

  • @iamgod1462
    @iamgod1462 6 років тому +795

    When life gives you lemons ... freeze them and throw them at people you dont like
    O my gosh ive never gotton so many likes before and thanks for the funny replies jessica erburch and cookie chan

    • @iamgod1462
      @iamgod1462 6 років тому +13

      @Jessica Eberbach thank u i didn't know if it was funny or not

    • @iamgod1462
      @iamgod1462 6 років тому +11

      @@ckiechan9228 yeah thats funny i hope people think like us and think it's funny too.

    • @josettewhite7347
      @josettewhite7347 6 років тому +5

      I am saying that to all the people that I hate! Like a lot of people lol😆😀😀 ha ha ha

    • @marenvaclavik6442
      @marenvaclavik6442 6 років тому +7

      what I have always said was when life gives you lemons, squirt them n someones eye.

    • @avvantigupta7033
      @avvantigupta7033 6 років тому +2

      So true!

  • @juliedoll1545
    @juliedoll1545 6 років тому +430

    *why is sugar in a carton*

    • @fannielux2403
      @fannielux2403 6 років тому +49

      Nightskyjuju because, Canada

    • @annahuynh5978
      @annahuynh5978 6 років тому +23

      Nightskyjuju I'm curious what salt comes in 🤔

    • @fannielux2403
      @fannielux2403 6 років тому +2

      Anna Huynh In boxes

    • @jenniviiv
      @jenniviiv 6 років тому +23

      Their milk comes in bags too. So backwards lolol. (Jk, I love the bagged milk and how everyone has a bagged milk container)

    • @juliedoll1545
      @juliedoll1545 6 років тому +8

      *why* what if it spills

  • @isabelgutierrrz3009
    @isabelgutierrrz3009 6 років тому +165

    i never do my nails... i just love your vídeos 💓

  • @ivypriscella
    @ivypriscella 4 місяці тому +18

    Anyone in 2024 watching this? 😂 having a simplynail marathon 🎉❤

  • @rubysvlogs4069
    @rubysvlogs4069 6 років тому +173

    I laughed so fricking hard and kept on replaying the video when Menchie was like “I smell bullshit” 😂😂😂

  • @MisakiKr0
    @MisakiKr0 6 років тому +483

    5:14 that lipstick reminds me of the *fake* holographic nail Polish that she tested Maybe one year and half ago, Ahhh bad memories

  • @chin_yi
    @chin_yi 6 років тому +305

    Shitty sunset on ma eyess

    • @Epic0Time
      @Epic0Time 6 років тому +2

      I literally read this as she said it xD

    • @pineapplejam2731
      @pineapplejam2731 6 років тому +1

      I wish that happens to me C:

  • @partyponyz1239
    @partyponyz1239 Рік тому +1

    I love "whats on my other hand". It brings back memories of when i first found Cristine's channel, back before her face reveal when she only did nail art tutorials with voice over.

  • @simplycedee9310
    @simplycedee9310 6 років тому +299

    Lmao when she said “natural eyeshadow” she had the color black ‘me:🤦🏽‍♀️’

    • @egg4417
      @egg4417 6 років тому

      SimplyCedee same

  • @user-ci1gv2qk1o
    @user-ci1gv2qk1o 6 років тому +98

    Canada has milk in a bag, and sugar in a carton?? what even

    • @armedyandere4526
      @armedyandere4526 6 років тому

      Madelyn Can y'all shut the fucK up

    • @user-ci1gv2qk1o
      @user-ci1gv2qk1o 6 років тому +5

      Honey Cocaine you seem nice

    • @sweetea777
      @sweetea777 6 років тому +1

      Sorry we are a bit different! 🤗🤗🤗

  • @ariannaleary217
    @ariannaleary217 6 років тому +260

    " HoLoGrApHiC pOwDeR" *Cristine gets triggered*
    Edit: OH LORD I TRIGGERED MYSELF IM SORRY I SPELLED HER NAME WRONG THE FIRST TIMEEEE

  • @kattriella1331
    @kattriella1331 2 роки тому +4

    I actually shared that sugar trick with a man a while back who was telling me how he is constantly having to clean up spilled nail polish from his three daughters. He was very thankful.

  • @giannarighi2168
    @giannarighi2168 6 років тому +32

    I have that same rose gold! You've had this polish on your other hand a couple other times and I thought of it the moment my sister told me her wedding is going to be rose gold themed. But the wedding is in October and I'm already halfway done with the bottle in February oops.

  • @Cami-ml7gc
    @Cami-ml7gc 6 років тому +337

    These hacks are literally as practical as algebraic expressions😂

    • @thefangirl_7907
      @thefangirl_7907 6 років тому +6

      Cami *-* oh no the 7 th grade flashback 😟I cant take it
      X is not a number it’s not a number

    • @vitelolo
      @vitelolo 6 років тому

      Sarcasm?

    • @niqhte6660
      @niqhte6660 6 років тому

      Cami *-* ***less actually

    • @daredesuga350
      @daredesuga350 6 років тому

      excuse me

    • @asamlos
      @asamlos 3 роки тому +1

      akjfbkajsf funny thing is i use algebraic expressions all the time but i'd never use any of these

  • @Mindyteehee
    @Mindyteehee 6 років тому +400

    Holographic wasn't popular until Simply
    It's not a problem anymore...

    • @mohonana
      @mohonana 6 років тому +2

      Mindy Stars *WHADYAATHINKKKK*

    • @nicolinaa
      @nicolinaa 6 років тому

      i dont get it

    • @Mindyteehee
      @Mindyteehee 6 років тому +7

      @@nicolinaa holo graphic wasn't popular and now simply made it popular how did you not get that?

    • @jasmineellis8014
      @jasmineellis8014 6 років тому

      So true

    • @skylar_scribblez
      @skylar_scribblez 6 років тому +1

      *_The pepper wars begin_*

  • @littlebat4514
    @littlebat4514 4 роки тому

    So I’ve been wanting to many of your videos cause right now it’s almost Valentine’s Day and when I was in the shop I saw a mug that said “you are the hot TEA” and all that ran through my mind was “BEYYYYN!!!!!”

  • @paytonmartin5612
    @paytonmartin5612 6 років тому +346

    I get high off of her troom troom roasts😂

  • @natalynaranjo2429
    @natalynaranjo2429 6 років тому +31

    I like how the girl says “there we go my natural makeup” when she puts on a black eyeshadow

  • @sour_bugzz
    @sour_bugzz 6 років тому +100

    Types of simply:
    1.simply NOT logical
    2.simply facelogical
    3.simply hololigical
    4.simply nailogical
    Types of Ben:
    1.simply just a drink slave

    • @idk5040
      @idk5040 5 років тому +5

      Gacha _Wolfy don’t forget simply bakelogical

    • @rheakotak2164
      @rheakotak2164 5 років тому +2

      Simply nerdlogical

    • @kes8231
      @kes8231 5 років тому +2

      Mailogical

    • @nienkevancaillie1232
      @nienkevancaillie1232 5 років тому +1

      What about simplysavagelogical

    • @misskeisha8722
      @misskeisha8722 5 років тому

      Instead of simplyholological simplyhological :)

  • @maddiebells6143
    @maddiebells6143 4 роки тому

    She is matching her cats bead again it’s awesome! Love you simply

  • @escobarsblunt
    @escobarsblunt 6 років тому +78

    You look so disturbed in the thumbnail and I love it