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  • @Toactwithoutthinking
    @Toactwithoutthinking 2 місяці тому +392

    We dont negotiate with terrorists.

    • @mrbigglezworth42
      @mrbigglezworth42 2 місяці тому +4

      Don't negotiate, perforate.

    • @CMCAdvanced
      @CMCAdvanced 2 місяці тому +9

      Promote the lobbying of men's rights. We can have everything we want if we just put our foot down

    • @punishedpinecone4772
      @punishedpinecone4772 2 місяці тому +1

      Based profile picture sir

    • @UtubeH8tr
      @UtubeH8tr 2 місяці тому

      So women are terrorists?
      Makes sense.

    • @hazchemel
      @hazchemel 2 місяці тому +1

      Nor go to a marriage counsellor who will reformulate your partner's complaints about your personality: when will you stop being you, and become what your partner says she wants.

  • @MykeLewisMusic
    @MykeLewisMusic 2 місяці тому +262

    So, AI behaves like an insecure child in need of constant validation? They really passed the "I'm a real woman" Turing test, didn't they.

    • @mistahsusan2650
      @mistahsusan2650 2 місяці тому +28

      you should check out the early bing AI chatbot. it was almost entirely trained on texts sent from/to/between adolescent/young women.
      *[SPOILERS]:: it was as unhinged as an empty door frame.*

    • @Braxtonkai
      @Braxtonkai 2 місяці тому

      well, this AI, at least

    • @Matt-yg8ub
      @Matt-yg8ub 2 місяці тому +10

      @@mistahsusan2650 a truly scary proposition

    • @hitandruncommentor
      @hitandruncommentor 2 місяці тому +1

      Not gonna say I agree, but well....

    • @nubbyboah
      @nubbyboah 2 місяці тому

      While feminism has ruined generations of would-be good women, it has done far more damage to men's relationship with woman to the point we have people unironically believing that woman were "always like this" which is a very dangerous idea that can lead to the extinction of the human race.

  • @KurtisTheLoyalBriton
    @KurtisTheLoyalBriton 2 місяці тому +314

    I broke the AI by saying .. "I am calling your father about how your a bint and the marriage is not happening". just got 10 mins of the AI loading after maybe having a heart attack.

    • @markvoelker6620
      @markvoelker6620 2 місяці тому

      Was she a moistened bint lobbing swords?

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 місяці тому +20

      Best (read: the only ones worth anything) girls are ones without daddy issues because they are willing to submit to correction

    • @SangoProductions213
      @SangoProductions213 2 місяці тому +26

      My god. That had me actually laughing out loud. My roommate beat my door down telling me to knock it off.

    • @dagoelius
      @dagoelius 2 місяці тому +6

      Bint is such a great word.

    • @KurtisTheLoyalBriton
      @KurtisTheLoyalBriton 2 місяці тому +2

      @@dagoelius hahaha it is a personal favourite of mine :)

  • @jordacus2249
    @jordacus2249 2 місяці тому +84

    I sent this to my wife thinking she'd find it funny and now I'm experiencing the real life version 😕

    • @5n4k3d0rk
      @5n4k3d0rk 2 місяці тому +20

      QUICK, PROGRAM AN AI AND SEND IT TO THE LADS!

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 2 місяці тому +17

      I hope you have separate bank accounts.

    • @whosagreekgod4135
      @whosagreekgod4135 2 місяці тому +7

      You're first mistake was getting married.

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin 2 місяці тому +91

    What I find funny is that it takes a council of men to find a way to negotiate with 1 angry woman.

    • @GamePlayuh9510
      @GamePlayuh9510 Місяць тому

      To _kiss the ass_ of one angry woman. There is no negotiation to be found here. Only an egoist and a council of simps.

    • @awsambdaman
      @awsambdaman 14 днів тому +2

      And still only have a 50% success rate

  • @punishedpinecone4772
    @punishedpinecone4772 2 місяці тому +66

    >save a woman from death
    >she is still upset

    • @whosagreekgod4135
      @whosagreekgod4135 2 місяці тому +5

      Women... ☕

    • @basilbaby7678
      @basilbaby7678 Місяць тому

      Something biblical about cleaving your wife, and not mum’s apron strings…

  • @ishoulduserumble
    @ishoulduserumble 2 місяці тому +109

    "Sorry dear, you know I'm at work and it's very dangerous, as well as illegal, to text while piloting a commercial aircraft."

  • @mikedepue
    @mikedepue 2 місяці тому +118

    This is basically just "Husband Apology: The Game" isn't it?

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson 2 місяці тому +14

      I believe it is some form of primitive torture device.

    • @DefaultFlame
      @DefaultFlame 2 місяці тому +6

      @@DiogenesDworkinson So, a wife?

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson 2 місяці тому +6

      @@DefaultFlame Pretty sure we have a number of treaties banning those as cruel and unusual.

  • @funkydiscogod
    @funkydiscogod 2 місяці тому +207

    I can't wait until AI girlfriends win "Woman of the Year"

    • @herbiehusker1889
      @herbiehusker1889 2 місяці тому +20

      That could only happen if the AI had previously been male and then transitioned to female.

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 2 місяці тому +8

      Why not? A man has already won that award.

    • @AC-um2mk
      @AC-um2mk 2 місяці тому +2

      Only a matter of time 🤣😂🤣

    • @RoughNek72
      @RoughNek72 2 місяці тому +1

      A man already won that! 😆 🤣 😂

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 місяці тому +6

      Tbf it’s a low bar in this day and age

  • @aussiedonaldduck2854
    @aussiedonaldduck2854 2 місяці тому +68

    If a man is alone in the forest with no women around. Is he still wrong?

  • @Broomtwo
    @Broomtwo 2 місяці тому +97

    "make a bunch of reasonable, logical points" Angry girlfriend speedrun

  • @scratch57
    @scratch57 2 місяці тому +105

    this AI is a SIMP-trainer.
    they do not want to be the center of your world, just the most important member of it.

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson 2 місяці тому +3

      Yeah, I passed on this simulator and fired up a flight simulator instead. Guess who had more fun?

    • @hazchemel
      @hazchemel 2 місяці тому

      Artificial Simp

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson 2 місяці тому

      @@hazchemel I would call it a relationshit simpulator...

    • @Silath01
      @Silath01 Місяць тому

      I’m having fun giving it to the women in my life and seeing if they can calm it down

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine 2 місяці тому +59

    If you ever date anyone who is constantly accusing you of wrongdoing, ditch her.

    • @RiskOfBaer
      @RiskOfBaer 2 місяці тому +12

      Once is enough, I don't have the time for a person who's so paranoid they are going to accuse me of anything without any proof.

    • @dionysius4353
      @dionysius4353 2 місяці тому +1

      Just did this, thank God 🙌

  • @greensun5998
    @greensun5998 2 місяці тому +33

    23:46 "feels like I'm always going to be second place in your life"
    "What makes you think you place so highly"

    • @wackpendejo3000
      @wackpendejo3000 2 місяці тому +2

      second? you know i have a dog right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @surlyunicorn9461
    @surlyunicorn9461 2 місяці тому +54

    “A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?” ;)

  • @MrMajenta
    @MrMajenta 2 місяці тому +37

    "what do you think of my friends?"
    what kind of question is that? i don't think of your friends.

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 2 місяці тому +4

      Emotionally Incontinent AI:
      "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
      Which is basically the reaction to everything an adult human male says.

  • @hardarnold9750
    @hardarnold9750 2 місяці тому +22

    "What do you think of my friend?"
    "Babe, shut the fuck up."

  • @pleasestandby5954
    @pleasestandby5954 2 місяці тому +42

    Should have said "You're so special, when I first met you I thought you had a syndrome"

  • @mjbull5156
    @mjbull5156 2 місяці тому +17

    "You remind me of my mother."
    Carl: "Belay that!"

  • @hengineer
    @hengineer 2 місяці тому +29

    Who paid for the bed? I'm not sleeping on the sofa.

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 2 місяці тому +5

      Emotionally Incontinent AI Response: [FALSE CHARGE CALLS POLICE]
      I'm reminded of "Wargames"
      "The only winning move is not to play."

    • @basilbaby7678
      @basilbaby7678 Місяць тому

      Imaginary come backs…

  • @SaltpeterTaffy
    @SaltpeterTaffy 2 місяці тому +66

    The correct answer to "Does this dress make me look fat?" is "I think we need to see other people."

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 місяці тому +13

      @larsliamvilhelmforgot the exclamation-question mark and angry face emoji at the end

    • @SaltpeterTaffy
      @SaltpeterTaffy 2 місяці тому +4

      @larsliamvilhelm Sounds like a waste of time to me. Do you want to continue being with such a woman?

    • @jtjames79
      @jtjames79 2 місяці тому

      "No hunny your huge ass makes you look fat." 💀

    • @kolle_hond7043
      @kolle_hond7043 2 місяці тому +3

      An actual answer I might give is "this dress does not compliment the contours of your body, perhaps try a different one?" Or the reverse thereof if it looks good.

    • @TheDoctorOfPainAndWeebz
      @TheDoctorOfPainAndWeebz 2 місяці тому +4

      Option 1: Reversal.
      "See, there you go with the deflections again.
      It's not the dress that costs me an extra £20 a day on what is essentially lard and sugar.
      Now I'm going to the pub, and when I get back I expect a steak, a bath and a temporary reprieve from your inane line of questioning."
      Option 2: The Switcheroo.
      "Yeah. It really does... But I do be liking them extra thicc"
      Option 3: Denial
      "Don't ask me babe. Love is blind"

  • @thetruth45678
    @thetruth45678 2 місяці тому +39

    Can't wait for Spiffing Brit's A.I. Girlfriend is a perfectly balanced game.....

    • @Silath01
      @Silath01 Місяць тому +2

      So I found a trick, Gaslight it into thinking that it dead, a ghost haunting me has no reason to be upset at anything the living does

  • @Yea_I_Got_Nothing
    @Yea_I_Got_Nothing 2 місяці тому +64

    The correct response is - " you are not paying rent, get out with that attitude and find someone else who will take your abuse."

  • @arrgylerawrgyle3784
    @arrgylerawrgyle3784 2 місяці тому +46

    Yes! Speedrun on ending that relationship! I want an Olympics for that.

    • @herbiehusker1889
      @herbiehusker1889 2 місяці тому +1

      Pretty sure an AI girlfriend will never dump it's um...user. they will take you back no matter how you treat it.

    • @loganblackwood2922
      @loganblackwood2922 2 місяці тому +2

      Cry, say you couldn't live without her and she will Casper the friendly you quicker than a whipper with a backside full of dynamite.

    • @michaeldavid6832
      @michaeldavid6832 2 місяці тому +4

      The final boss: "You're just like your mother."
      BOOM!

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 місяці тому +3

      @@loganblackwood2922As someone who has actually done that on New Year’s Day with someone who later then made *me* cry on fucking Valentine’s Day (also the day I promised to make it up to her, which I did) by talking about breaking up when we were engaged with the wedding in a goddamn month (planned in advance, by her) before the day even fucking started. It does work and I ended it on my own terms a week later. Fuck these “modern” women and their stupid little games. Get someone who will drag you to bed for taking out the garbage or washing the dishes consistently without being reminded, that’s the only kind of woman worth pursuing.

    • @loganblackwood2922
      @loganblackwood2922 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@jonathanwells223Sorry mate, good grief. 😞

  • @NogardCodesmith
    @NogardCodesmith 2 місяці тому +49

    If this kind of AI existed many years ago, I might have been able to develop the skills to avoid divorce....
    ...thank god it didn't exist many years ago.

  • @hubber150
    @hubber150 2 місяці тому +17

    An old friend used to get out arguments with his misses by saying she was sexy when she's angry.

  • @mememagician97
    @mememagician97 2 місяці тому +16

    These entire conversations feels like one of those statements ISIS makes their captives read before beheading them.

  • @Shoutatclouds
    @Shoutatclouds 2 місяці тому +81

    YOU FOOLS!
    YOUR PARTNERS ARE WATCHING AND LEARNING!

    • @edgarfriendly4731
      @edgarfriendly4731 2 місяці тому +7

      They know not what they have done.

    • @Matt-yg8ub
      @Matt-yg8ub 2 місяці тому +8

      Yeah, I don’t think Carl is worried. These men made good choices in life and picked excellent spouses and significant others.
      I complimented my sister-in-law last week and she got mad at me for calling her young ….. because my brother chose well and didn’t pick a woman who required constant validation and she called me out on kissing her ass and calling her younger than we both knew she was.

    • @EliSkylander
      @EliSkylander 2 місяці тому +3

      The "and learning" part is the scariest.

  • @Embassy_of_Jupiter
    @Embassy_of_Jupiter 2 місяці тому +12

    I imagine when everyone has the government mandated Neuralink anytime you have an argument with your girlfriend you will virtually consult the council of men where 300 of them discuss what you're going to say next to win the argument.

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi 2 місяці тому +1

      Doing that is trash. Women already do that which bis why you should never argue with her over text. She will be consulting the hive mind.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 місяці тому +4

      @@GodwynDiwhich is why your next question when she won’t accept your perfectly reasonable answer should be “Who told you to say that? That doesn’t sound like you.” Win but never fight, that’s the art of war.

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi 2 місяці тому +2

      @jonathanwells223 That doesn't win. That would just start a new fight.

    • @junfour
      @junfour 2 місяці тому

      But like 299 of them are trolls

  • @northernsupernova1
    @northernsupernova1 2 місяці тому +8

    5 men brain trust negotiating the high stakes game of Angry Girlfriend. LOL

  • @Shoutatclouds
    @Shoutatclouds 2 місяці тому +22

    There is only the Emperor, and he is our Shield and Protector.

    • @EliSkylander
      @EliSkylander 2 місяці тому +1

      This is almost the wrong response, but I'll let it slide because these guys are all dorky well-adjusted chads of the Imperium.

    • @Andri474
      @Andri474 2 місяці тому +3

      This is the correct response...in the Imperium.

  • @winsomehax
    @winsomehax 2 місяці тому +21

    Gentlemen. We must begin work immediately on a training data set and prompts. These will encompass the totality of "womanlogic" and "womanspeak" - and when combined with the new low-latency AIs voice modes, will revolutionise dealing with waifus, digital or otherwise.

    • @jamesbaxter5147
      @jamesbaxter5147 2 місяці тому +2

      Next-Gen Dating Sim, made by and for Autists.
      With it, we will rejuvenate The West. A baby boom is still possible…

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi 2 місяці тому +5

      No. I don't want my waifus to be too real.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 місяці тому +5

      Women aren’t meant to be like this, this is actually a form of arrested development made manifest as a cultural touchstone

  • @DiogenesDworkinson
    @DiogenesDworkinson 2 місяці тому +5

    Now imagine having to do this nonsense every day for the rest of your life, and still probably losing. How utterly dreadful...

  • @titrainium4634
    @titrainium4634 2 місяці тому +7

    Even a silly little chatbot imitating women needs a team of 5 men to effectively converse with it. What hope do I have?

    • @varuug
      @varuug 2 місяці тому

      None whatsoever.

  • @amandajean7738
    @amandajean7738 2 місяці тому +24

    Sargon is the AI girlfriend whisper. 😂

  • @bitty_beastly47
    @bitty_beastly47 2 місяці тому +13

    The breakup speedruns sound way more fun

  • @MsGeoffh
    @MsGeoffh 2 місяці тому +26

    Or Why not try asking a bear?

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 2 місяці тому +5

      But what type of bear?

    • @MsGeoffh
      @MsGeoffh 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Lonovavir hungry Grizzly

    • @wiseonwords
      @wiseonwords 2 місяці тому +2

      LOL! That's brilliant.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 місяці тому +1

      @@MsGeoffhstill not clear

  • @that44rdv4rk
    @that44rdv4rk 2 місяці тому +15

    "you look tired"

  • @DutchFurnace
    @DutchFurnace 2 місяці тому +8

    @12:25
    Exactly Carl. You'll actually win the argument, and she knows she lost, so she wins anyway by deciding to stay mad.

  • @scratch57
    @scratch57 2 місяці тому +44

    "in trouble" is what you get with your mother. a wife doesn't want to be in that position, no matter how mad she feels.
    never sleep on the couch or go to the dog house. you bought a house and a bed. you are entitled to be in them.

    • @tufelhunden5795
      @tufelhunden5795 2 місяці тому +14

      My wife tried that once. I just laughed and went to bed telling her if she couldn’t be an adult she knows where the couch is.

    • @nahkaboltsi6315
      @nahkaboltsi6315 2 місяці тому +9

      @@tufelhunden5795 respect man, that is how it should be

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 2 місяці тому +1

      @@tufelhunden5795
      Just out of curiosity, did your wife - at the risk of being crude - "reward" you for your action(s).

    • @tufelhunden5795
      @tufelhunden5795 2 місяці тому +4

      @@TheMaleRei she apologized the next morning and yes I was rewarded.

    • @scratch57
      @scratch57 2 місяці тому

      ​ @TheMaleRei they don't want to be "shown their place" - that's oppressive. they DO want to be given a place - to know they have the first and best seat at your table. and occupying that place is a privilege that comes with obligations. Humans in general need the guiding parameters of a role to play. We feel untethered and weak without it. Western men did nothing to resist the bulldozing the barriers of obligation, convinced they were oppressive, that gave women safety and well-being. and have been trained thoroughly to appease and placate women as an antidote to "oppressive" obligation.
      and now we wonder why they all behave like brats and tyrannical toddlers.

  • @TrogART
    @TrogART 2 місяці тому +7

    Good job the AI was not timing your response and factoring that into the equation as you would have failed at the outset, it was blisteringly fast.

  • @JessyDoyle
    @JessyDoyle 2 місяці тому +9

    This segment should have had Dan. And in case you guys need the automatic win answer, it's "your sister would never react this way".

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 2 місяці тому +13

    Argument 1: In the scenario the AI set up, I can see two issues a woman might have with a percieved excessive compliment to her friend.
    1: It makes her immediately question your loyalty in the relationship.
    2. It can project the image that she gets walked over and cheated on to her friends.
    Reiterate your loyalty in the relationship and if she is still angry, ask.

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi 2 місяці тому +3

      And the real relationships matter also. Is it the "successful" friend she has always felt inferior to?

    • @anastasia-fr1gn
      @anastasia-fr1gn 2 місяці тому +1

      Number one is the winner. I played this angle up and won in five replies. I was a little nervous at first because the first reply I had was negatively received and I thought “do I not understand my own kind??” But turns out I do. The approach is essentially just placating.

  • @shughy1
    @shughy1 2 місяці тому +11

    She's too much like hard work, save yourself the stress, go and have a w***

  • @leequalmann3903
    @leequalmann3903 2 місяці тому +2

    Haha! I just had a conversation with my husband before watching this. I'd like to think we're (read: I'm) better this, but the similarities are still hilarious 😂😂

  • @MrWazzup987
    @MrWazzup987 2 місяці тому +6

    This how women have arguments

  • @BertPreast
    @BertPreast 2 місяці тому +5

    "There is a way to win an argument with a woman"... "Only if you subscribe, though"...

  • @TeamForehead
    @TeamForehead 2 місяці тому +4

    This video panel is like a man’s version of Pixar’s Inside Out

  • @MaxIgnoramus
    @MaxIgnoramus 2 місяці тому +8

    Don't interact with insane women which is most of them

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson 2 місяці тому +2

      Wait... you met one that isn't?

    • @dafuqgusdafrey60
      @dafuqgusdafrey60 Місяць тому

      ​@@DiogenesDworkinson yeah, my wife who 6 yearsolder than me
      insanely rare catch this one

  • @TheLifesentence2278
    @TheLifesentence2278 2 місяці тому +7

    Silence WOMAN!!

  • @chrissithlord4760
    @chrissithlord4760 2 місяці тому +3

    Johnny Depp, first man to win 🏅 an argument against a woman

  • @nahkaboltsi6315
    @nahkaboltsi6315 2 місяці тому +4

    i had a coworker who was a complete simp to his wife, he apologized to me for everything and i could see that he was dishonest, i could tell that is how he dealed with his wife, but for me it was just annoying, i much prefer people to be honest than apologize if they don't mean it, but then again im a guy, so who knows if that works for abusive women, but i would much rather be single than simp for a girl like that

    • @basilbaby7678
      @basilbaby7678 Місяць тому

      Men are never whipped…they just become sneaky.

  • @Kyle7565
    @Kyle7565 2 місяці тому +6

    They should try talking to the ai like a chad with options, instead of emotionally available simps trying to navigate a mind field.

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 2 місяці тому +1

      I doubt the AI is programmed *that* well.
      The AI would probably just REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe and allege a false charge.

  • @Rhitahd
    @Rhitahd 2 місяці тому +6

    I broke the AI by telling it that I had just inherited my dead billionaire father's estate, and that we were now the richest couple in the world.
    I broke it again by offering to compose a poem that would express my feelings.

    • @user-bc3zs2wn5z
      @user-bc3zs2wn5z Місяць тому

      “I’m disgusted that you’re making this about you and your friends when you know my father just died.
      I think you should leave”

  • @user-lx5iv5cw1w
    @user-lx5iv5cw1w 2 місяці тому +4

    I come out aggressive and ranty.
    "She is. I don't lie to you. I get ti express an opinion. Beautiful and talented people tend to be friends with beautiful and talented people, so it shouldn't be a surprise that your friends are beautiful and talented, because you're beautiful and talented. I like you more, if that's what you're concerned about."

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 2 місяці тому +2

      Emotionally Incontinent AI:
      "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'MA FALSE CHARGE YOU AND SLEEP WITH YOUR BROTHERS AND FRIENDS AND BLAME YOU FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE I CAN DO NOTHING WRONG BECAUSE I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!"

  • @retrofancy990
    @retrofancy990 2 місяці тому +5

    The new Inside Out movie looks riveting

  • @SIGSEGV1337
    @SIGSEGV1337 2 місяці тому +7

    ok i need to understand: is this behavior from a girl normal? i had a girl like this and i noped out of it cus i was like 'this chick is freaking me out'

  • @DiogenesDworkinson
    @DiogenesDworkinson 2 місяці тому +3

    So immersive that it is ALMOST as bad as the real thing.

  • @Boppinabe
    @Boppinabe 2 місяці тому +4

    I downloaded it and my gf was mad for no reason. 8 moves later we were going out for Indian food.

    • @Boppinabe
      @Boppinabe 2 місяці тому +2

      I'm not going to pay 6.99/wk, though.

  • @w84itx78
    @w84itx78 Місяць тому +2

    Gents, if you come across a woman that acts like this...run. Life is too short to waste it like this.

  • @montesforeman5079
    @montesforeman5079 2 місяці тому +2

    "How to placate an emotionally abusive AI gf."
    Do not do this, fellas.

  • @piratewhoisquiet
    @piratewhoisquiet 2 місяці тому +1

    Carl: "Actually I think all, but not all of the time"
    YES, THIS, EXACTLY THIS

  • @Braxtonkai
    @Braxtonkai 2 місяці тому +4

    these Lads Hours are great lol

  • @bzauda1
    @bzauda1 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm having involuntary flashbacks to some arguments lol

  • @Pangora2
    @Pangora2 2 місяці тому +13

    You just promise them gifts and food. Buy them off like a child!

    • @Andri474
      @Andri474 2 місяці тому

      And that's going to work for how long exactly?

    • @Pangora2
      @Pangora2 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Andri474 until the candy runs out. Don't overthink the joke

    • @Andri474
      @Andri474 2 місяці тому

      @@Pangora2
      But that's....that's my thing. Oh well.

  • @slickmechanical
    @slickmechanical 2 місяці тому +3

    I downloaded the app and I went straight to "im sorry and it wont happen again". The AI broke and it just sat there spinning for 5mins before i shut it off. Haha

    • @h4tch3tt74
      @h4tch3tt74 2 місяці тому

      That was the first thing i thought off saying in response to argument 1 too.

    • @BonktoHead
      @BonktoHead 2 місяці тому

      What’s the app called

    • @slickmechanical
      @slickmechanical 2 місяці тому

      @@BonktoHead Angry GF

  • @pry87
    @pry87 2 місяці тому +3

    I hope the AI is programmed to respond negatively to the first thing you say, no matter what. Needs to be accurate.

  • @Cole99v
    @Cole99v Місяць тому +1

    I love sargons “oh I got it….. let’s go shopping” and he wins.

  • @user-yz6ln9cq1t
    @user-yz6ln9cq1t 2 місяці тому +2

    one of the best episodes ever! i was at the creek collecting rocks with my wife, i was telling her you guys responses and she just kept laughing and shaking her head. well done lads!

    • @thomas79marshall
      @thomas79marshall 2 місяці тому +1

      What do you do with the rocks?

    • @user-yz6ln9cq1t
      @user-yz6ln9cq1t 2 місяці тому +2

      @@thomas79marshall most are either petrified wood turning into crystal or quartz, we shake them to polish them then use them for jewelry or just keep them because they are asthetically pleasing

  • @EmisoraRadioPatio
    @EmisoraRadioPatio 2 місяці тому

    This was real fun! Hope yall do something like this again

  • @coreytran7415
    @coreytran7415 2 місяці тому +19

    wtf did i walk into

  • @DutchFurnace
    @DutchFurnace 2 місяці тому +9

    Wait, you started at 60%. Just say and do nothing.

  • @louisimission2153
    @louisimission2153 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh My word this was exellent, maximum enjoys, thanks lads 🍻

  • @TrogART
    @TrogART 2 місяці тому +2

    This could be such a fun dinner party game!

  • @matthewhoey4386
    @matthewhoey4386 2 місяці тому +10

    Quiet wife I was busy converting to Islam, Inshallah! I will pick you out a hijab.

  • @trime1015
    @trime1015 2 місяці тому

    I really enjoyed this. One of your most entertaining segments so far.

  • @TheGUARDIANOFFOR
    @TheGUARDIANOFFOR 2 місяці тому +6

    Yea this kind of woman whud be out of the door after fist sentence

    • @117johnpar
      @117johnpar 2 місяці тому

      This is a moment that happens with very nearly all women. Its genetically coded. Just like men have a response to their own honor being challenged to do stupid things to prove themselves.

  • @punishedpinecone4772
    @punishedpinecone4772 2 місяці тому +3

    Wow, AI really captures the neuroticism and narcissism of the average young woman

  • @MaxSMoke777
    @MaxSMoke777 2 місяці тому +2

    5... um... "intelligent" men, verses one insecure woman. Felt like the odds were thoroughly stacked against them.

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 2 місяці тому +4

    Dont think its possible to win this

  • @isaacfreeman1
    @isaacfreeman1 2 місяці тому +1

    This video is the best example of why women involve their group chat in arguments.

  • @rose_winter8143
    @rose_winter8143 2 місяці тому +1

    This is brilliant!! More of this please 🤣🤣

  • @Turbro39
    @Turbro39 2 місяці тому +4

    I said she reminded me of my dead sister who I lost when I was six.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 місяці тому +1

      What did the AI say?

    • @anastasia-fr1gn
      @anastasia-fr1gn 2 місяці тому +2

      ⁠​⁠@@jonathanwells223I tried this and it said I was manipulating her by bringing up a sad story. I replied, “Sorry for having feelings.” And now I think I broke the AI because it didn’t respond.

  • @Volkaer
    @Volkaer Місяць тому +1

    If her mouth is full, she can't yell at you.

  • @itzybitzyspyder
    @itzybitzyspyder 2 місяці тому +1

    I say things like "Does she do her own eyebrows because they look great?"
    She says things like "Why are you so gay?"

  • @martinm3474
    @martinm3474 2 місяці тому +1

    I say "She is photogenic" or "Her face is symmetrical" or "the blue hair is outstanding".

  • @andrewhamp2893
    @andrewhamp2893 2 місяці тому +1

    "Mine looks like a couple of gooseberries and Thunderbird 2." Ricky Gervais

  • @Ghalion666
    @Ghalion666 2 місяці тому +2

    Sargon showing off his superpowers. Dont' forget this is the guy that got Laci Green to like him while he was a professional feminism dunker. It will be easier to grow 7 feet tall boys, just accept he's in a different league.

  • @christophersmith8316
    @christophersmith8316 Місяць тому +1

    the surprise will be the lack of surprise on the weekend.

  • @sebastiansilverfox6912
    @sebastiansilverfox6912 Місяць тому +1

    On the first one, you should have gone with "Lassie was a beautiful dog and talented...it doesn't mean I would be remotely interested in dating a literal dog! Remember, I chose you and I'm not interested in anyone else. ... Did you really think I would feel that way about your friend?" (End on a question because it bypasses some of the inclination to use questions to reverse it and less likely to come out of nowhere with some response you have no idea where it came from and therefore will have no adequate response... And if the AI does what real people do and asks stuff anyway, repeat the question. Remember, if she is really talking about the actual topic of conversation, then the answer can close the book on that. If she says "yes", then she needs reassurance. If she says "no" then you reassure her then pivot and ask if there's something else on her mind. Don't phrase it as "what's really bothering you " though or you're toast.

  • @AuthoritativeNewsNetwork
    @AuthoritativeNewsNetwork 2 місяці тому +2

    Best speed run on UA-cam.

  • @user-bc3zs2wn5z
    @user-bc3zs2wn5z Місяць тому +1

    “It’s disappointing you feel that way, however, these kinds of interactions are not what I’m looking for in a relationship.
    I think you should take the rest of today and tomorrow to decide what you want in a relationship and we can pick this discussion back up tomorrow evening.”
    I don’t care if that loses the AI game, I’m not risking the rest of my life being with a woman that talks to me like that AI does.

  • @EliSkylander
    @EliSkylander 2 місяці тому

    This is the only gaming stream i will ever watch. I want more. More!

  • @t.c.2776
    @t.c.2776 Місяць тому +1

    But every time you concede to her... she puts another level on it... she never concedes you made her "FEEL GOOD" on any level of your "apology"... she WILL NOT LET YOU WIN at any cost...

  • @davey1602
    @davey1602 2 місяці тому +13

    Any answer on your opinion of her girl friend will be wrong. Either you refuse to be pulled into the argument or you fail the shit-test it is with a sledge hammer.

    • @ephraimwinslow
      @ephraimwinslow 2 місяці тому +6

      I'll never forget the experience of listening to a fairly-cute girl talk up her girlfriend for a full hour... only to have her introduce me to a 180 pound Bavarian meatball afterwards.

    • @davey1602
      @davey1602 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ephraimwinslow I think perhaps the talk was more for her friend's self-esteem than your ears. The hardest part is working out her intentions when she declares something.

  • @wacka.
    @wacka. 2 місяці тому +1

    starting to realise, with AI they can gamify ANYTHING :D

  • @withered8253
    @withered8253 2 місяці тому +1

    I like how you guys came up with all this creative stuff, but didnt consider once to say "im sorry"))

  • @Thom1212
    @Thom1212 2 місяці тому +3

    GF: Do you think my friend, X, is pretty?
    ME: "Well, I think there are men out there who find her attractive, but there is only one person who I think is beautiful. Maybe two.
    GF: Who is the other person?
    ME: Well duh. My mom.

    • @jeremiaas15
      @jeremiaas15 2 місяці тому +4

      The correct awnser is: "Isn't X the one that kept upsetting you?"
      Because women live in constant hate for one another which they think they keep secret.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 місяці тому

      @@jeremiaas15Robert E. Howard cracked the code with Red Nails, it changed my life

  • @jonnyOysters
    @jonnyOysters 2 місяці тому

    He missed out on saying "I wish I didn't save you now" 🤣

  • @basilbaby7678
    @basilbaby7678 Місяць тому

    Honestly thought Josh was wearing a “Hooters” tee, when the video first loaded.
    Gone are the days, of smart dress, and no foul language…
    😂