Brandon: What get's oil off-- Also Brandon: _has flashbacks to all those dawn dish commercials where they cleaned the oil off the ducks_ Brandon: *Dawn Dish Soap*
@@aleksandrabarker8020 she's a paint mare, her name is patty. She's not mine she's a lesson horse. (Not supposed to pick favorites, but she's my favorite)
Sharon long story short,(please don’t fact check me, this could be wrong) he was sent that portrait by accident and i can’t remember if the woman’s name is actually Kelly or not but it’s become an on going joke. i know that’s like no help but he has other videos on her if you wanna go back for the full story.
My mom was so confused when I clicked your video and said “this guy is hilarious” her “why is he wearing-“ me “don’t question the UA-cam god” edit: thanks for the likes
Brandon, in a world where there is so much heartache and pain and sadness... you sure are a bright light and bring so much positivity. We Love you!!! Thank you for all the great laughs!!
When he was hopping around at the beginning I died fr lol. A lot been goin on and Brandon the only person that can cheer me up or make me laugh. I love watching his videos.
Who else watches his videos twice in a row just to have twice the fun? Or Do you run to someone else in your house and force them to rewatch what you just watched with you so you can have someone to laugh with? I DO BOTH. LMAO
@@imbrandonfarris OMGGGGG BRANDON FARRIS JUST TALKED TO ME AND SAID I LOVE YOU. I THINK I JUST STOPPED BREATHING. HELP 911 CPR ANYONE BRANDON FARRIS YOU ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE YOU TUBER. U ARE AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS. U MAKE MY DAYS SO MUCH BETTER. THANKS FOR BEING YOU. ♥️😁
Next weeks box is: Candy from a foreign country Sour patch kids Mints Soaps Bath bombs Cat toys Unicorn snacks Drawings of Pokémon Drawings of unicorns Bob Ross Candy Harry Potter Candy
fun fact: shirts smell like pickles because they use vinegar during the printing process to help the ink stay on the shirt
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
when he held the candle up to the screen i actually tried to smell it.
i’m scared for my mental health now
Same here its play
Okay**
Same tho but its me so im not even surprised sometimes ill see a hotpocket ad and i come so close to licking the screen
I did the same thing, I'm concerned for me to
Marley D wow wo wo wow
I love how brandon apologizes for nearly dying, while opening a gift from someone
@Fiona the sheep Omg Thank You i bet your cute too
Yep
Brandon: What get's oil off--
Also Brandon: _has flashbacks to all those dawn dish commercials where they cleaned the oil off the ducks_
Brandon: *Dawn Dish Soap*
😂
Oil paint*
It just happened as I read it
I was abt to say the same thing 😂 he really had a flash back😂
😂😂😂😂 omg
i swear one day brandon is actually gonna have a heart attack on camera from these spider pranks lmao
ChAiR-
Yep lol😂
i think he did then i almost died from laughing at him
I’m not sure why the hell you’d laugh at that
Lmao
“How did I get more paint on my haaand, whata whataaah” *cue the inner demon* “WHERE IS IT”
My constant struggle as an artist
Alyssa _Moore eeeeeexactly-
😂😂😂
@@Alymoore0919 I feel u xD
I am the 666th like >:)
“I hadn’t had a mini stroke in a while” 😂😂😂😂
Bruh legit read this at the exact moment he said it 👁👄👁
Lol
Lol😐
@@Steph-sv6ib why you be lookin at the comments before the video ends? Isa ok I do it to
Haven’t*
I had a mini panic attack when he said “I can’t call her my five year old anymore” but then I realized he meant because she’s 6 now. Whew
Same! 😂 I was like, wait what?
Me too
Is she gloria and his daughter?
@@collier3013 I believe she is Gloria's daughter from a previous relationship but he loves her as his own
@@hez5160 okay thank you, that's what I thought
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Brandon: “Smashes face into pillow”
Isn’t that a mood😂
I couldn’t hold it back I had to say it 🤣
Brandon: *is terrified of spiders*
Also Brandon: *does a lot of spider related videos*
Sad Girl now he will be terrified of gifts 😮😮😮😯😯😯😯😯😯😯
I think his sister loves spiders
He's a fucking douchetuber.
@@johnchase4408 oh I'm sorry. Did you think that anywhere in this comment we asked for your opinion? Umm I think the fuck not!
John Chase did i ask,actually,did anyone ask??
Who else thought when he was beat boxing to the straw was hella cool 😂
Your Main Clown me
I did too
Me
Me
@@javieresparza3962 6:31
He reminds me of Ron Weasley when he sees spiders.... I wonder what his reaction was when he watched chamber of secrets with the giant spiders 😂🥺
Everyone spam the comments saying " haunted house" if you want him to make a video going into a haunted house for Halloween
HE DID !!!!! YAY
Haunted house
Yass
@Jesus Morales now it has 919 LIKES!
I feel like he’d just walk through screaming like a little girl
Seeing you in a haunted house would be the most hilarious thing ever 😂😂😂😂
I agree!!! Awesome video idea!!
I so want him and Cam to do a haunted house video again
@@winterlamey5316 I would PAY to see Cam and Brandon in a haunted house!!!
Teresa Blackwell lol 😂 as would I !
That would be great 😂
pov: your scrolling through the comments looking for Debby
yep
Omgggg you literally was
How did you know
@@jasminepearson3148 ...because I was looking for Debbie.🤣
@@-ace-4968 lol ok😂🤣🤣
13:55 HE GOT MAD FOR A SECOND XD
omjee a youtuber liked my comment yeee
Owemjeez
Ohehmjeeze
OHDGEIAOQNED
Jear desus
Brandon: “OOOHHHH so this goes on the back of your phone to hold stuff, LIKE MY MISSING RAVEN CLAW PIN” I died 😂😂
I genuinely adore how many gifts come from kids and you can ALWAYS see the love they put into them.
“just GO somewhere, DAWG”
😆😆😆
The meanest thing Brandon has ever said
It was worth it!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
If he isn’t kelly at least once I’m gonna flip out
Jerry Jerry @imbrandonfarris do it!!!! 👍🏼
Omg yessssssssss
Jerry Jerry omg!!! Yessss!
😂😂
@imbrandonfarris please
"They can also eat your face off!"
"Also a fun fact"
*Me*
"That is such a fun fact"
Omg yess another mcyt fan that watches brandon :D
@@YourEditorOfficial pog
I was the 69th like :3
no one:
LITERALLY no one:
brandon: WHERE IS THE RAVENCLAW!!
Right here 🙋🏽♀️💙🤎💙🤎
Lol
Yep right here
Who has called me
Lol yea😂
"Kelly you seem so spaced out lately"
let me tell yall I CACKLED
Im new here, w h o i s k e l l y ?
@@pith..4558 the painting of the girl in the wedding dress
@@saikikfanatic5830 yeah I know that but, who is she...?
Penelope Cosmo
His wife
@@satisfyingslimevideo4067 No, Gloria is his wife. He named the painting Kelly.
Everyone in the comments looking for Debbie be like 👁👄👁
Me right now
SAME
LOL SO TRUE
That’s exactly what I’m doing right now 😂
“Hope you like it”
Him- “I don’t”
Me- “😳🤭🤯”
Him- “I love it”
Me- “oh.. thank god. Cause it’s beautiful!”
Lol
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
Brandon: 𝒹𝒶𝓌𝓃 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝓈𝑜𝒶𝓅
Lmafo
😂😂😂😂😂
I died so hard when he goes
"OHH" proceeds to shove candle in camera
I like ur horse gelding stallion or mare? And is it a paint twh or something else?
@@aleksandrabarker8020 she's a paint mare, her name is patty. She's not mine she's a lesson horse. (Not supposed to pick favorites, but she's my favorite)
@@pegakorn1 aw!
I subbed to you just now pls make vids
"That was horrible. Thank you, I hated it."
You are so nice even when you don't like something!
I READ THAT AS HE SAID THAT
Brandon: *opens package with spiders in it*
Also Brandon: *proceeds to throw the spiders all over the room*
I'm soo high rn and i couldn't stop laughing from that into.. how he scooted across lmaoooo
Hes gonna blow his mind when he realizes his child is 7 now.
I- he has a child-👁👄👁
@@CotaCollective yeah it is Glorias
So who is autumn?
Why can't he see her anymore??
@@WaterWithIce I thought that Brandon was a step father tho?
Nobody:
Brandon: I’m gonna light a candle it’s hot cocoa or just cocoa if you don’t find it attractive
Camryn Lynch it’s like a 6
If I was a more dedicated fan, I’d make him a recipe book of all the google translate recipes.
13:03 Kelly they got you a gift
Five seconds later: ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
who is kelly? i know its the woman in the painting but who is it like who is she to him? sorry in sorta new
Sharon long story short,(please don’t fact check me, this could be wrong) he was sent that portrait by accident and i can’t remember if the woman’s name is actually Kelly or not but it’s become an on going joke. i know that’s like no help but he has other videos on her if you wanna go back for the full story.
Bring Zelda home movement. Everyone join in:
Bring Zelda home
Bring Zelda home
Bring Zelda home
Bring Zelda home
(If I'm allowed to chime in 😂)
BRING ZELDA HOME PLEASE WE MISS HER
Yes! Bring Zelda Home!
The kangaroo hoodie looks amazing
Bring Zelda home!!!
I love the cat mug with the cat in it so cute!
“How did I get paint on my hand? Oh where is... WHERE IS IT”
That's the life of an artist right there
Moony Night I constantly have some kind of marker on me.
Me: *clicks on video*
Brandon: InFlAtAbLe MaN tImE
Also me: honestly not suprised
I also wasn't that surprised either
Emma Anderson that was me
0:54 "dawn dish soap"
Me: *remembering the duck's in the commercial* good to know he also remembers random stuff like me
“Jear desus kelly look at the yarn!” *throws yarn at kelly* I DIED LMAO😂😂😂
Bro same lol😂
That part killed me xD
My mom was so confused when I clicked your video and said “this guy is hilarious” her “why is he wearing-“ me “don’t question the UA-cam god” edit: thanks for the likes
THE UA-cam GOD!!!
I so totally agree he is the UA-cam God!
?
“that was the chair making extremely accurate toot noises, not me”
-brandon 2019
Even though I’m in 2020
Did anyone else try to smell the candle I'm literally so tired.
Yes I tried smelling it too. Kmsl
Always do
😂 I did too, I'm in the same boat as you, I just got off work and I am exhausted
Brandon having SO many T-shirt’s sent to him over the year and yet continuing to both wear and film in his Yard House shirt is a whole mood.
Brandon, you should make a video of just you beatboxing with a Starbucks cup lol
“Jeer desus Kelly look at the yarn “ I can’t even anymore 😂😂😂
did you mean dear jesus
polarx 23 nah desus
@@polarx2334 your not a true fan
If you think that was said and typed wrong
polarx 23 take the joke man
@@karolinewillis4601 *jear desus*
Lmao your scream is amazing 😂🖤
“You guys can just.. go somewhere dog”
Bro this is the funnyest one yet
*funniest*💗💗
“It has glitter on it, so I might not EAT it”-Brandon Farris talking about gum.
no one:
Not a single soul:
Nobody:
Brandon: Every time I get a new shirt it smells like pickle juice....
Its cause they use vinegar in the printing process to keep the ink on the shirt
@@skeletonala8750 no one asked
At least they didn't use pee like they did in Outlander...lol
Omg hahaha my 2nd and 3rd grade teacher LOVES pickles and we got our field trip shirts and the were green AND they smelt like pickles
I wanna like it but it's at 333 likes so 👍.....yaa
"Did someone take the Ravenclaw one out, how dare you!" yes how very dare u! I'm a Ravenclaw
Ha ha jokes on you I am a Slytherin! So I can’t relate
I’m a hufflepuff 😌
Notice how were jhst missing a gryffandor
My sister is a gryffindor
Slytherin here🐍
Am I the only one that got shook when he did a mini beatbox with a Starbucks! That was so good! 6:31
Izzy B. ME TOO. WHY ARE MORE PEOPLE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS???
I know. I absolutely loved it
yesss i was dancing hah i wish he didnt stop!!
I was too!
Brandon, in a world where there is so much heartache and pain and sadness... you sure are a bright light and bring so much positivity. We Love you!!! Thank you for all the great laughs!!
“i apologize for nearly dying during your gift”i cant even!!!💀🤣
“It don’t sound like jelly beans” 😂😂
The thing is.... we alllllll know and understand what this means 😂
Hi army
When he popped his head out it was like he was bein birthed LOl 😂 all over again LOl 😂
UniQuely Young I totally agree he looked ridiculous! And so effing hilarious!
i thought of Ace Ventura coming out of the hippo haha
XD I re-watched it like 10 times
Gross but funny good job😊😂
I love how his reactions to spiders is very similar to my own... fake ones I can kinda handle but real ones get a boot thrown at them 😅
No one:
Brandon: I forgot what fresh air smells like...THATTT
got me dead 🤣
Him: *coughs*
My friend: oop- that's some coronavirus right there
Me: -.-
"Any one want the inflatable man costume? I'll pay you "
Me: ✋✋
“Your like a six” as he is talking to the candle
14:33
i love how he just plays it off
Lol 😂
Brandon: “That was the chair…making the extremely accurate toot noises…” *childly giggle*
I died laughing. I love him so much 😂😂
Brandon: Smells candle and then promptly shoves it into the camera
Brandon: m m m h m m
0:31 Exclusive footage of Brandon's birth
No.. 0:22
lol he came out backwards
When he gasped because he forgot to tell us about Zelda eating the mouse I lost it😭
“That wasn’t me it was the chair making extremely accurate toot noises”
That had me dying! 😂
Someone please make a compilation of Brandon getting scared/pranked while he’s doing an unboxing 😂 his reactions are my favorite!
I love that he says MY little five-year-old instead of my girlfriends kid, he says MY kid
*sniffs armpit*
-10 mins later-
“I haven’t had a bath sinse the 90’s”
😂😂
“You guys can just go somewhere dawg” 😂😂
Converted this to an MP3 just to make that part my ringtone!
When he was hopping around at the beginning I died fr lol. A lot been goin on and Brandon the only person that can cheer me up or make me laugh. I love watching his videos.
Just imagine this in 2025: my little 5 year old.................
Who was 5, 6 years ago 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does he even have a girl and a daughter? I’m confused. And if so why don’t they live with him?
Bam Rio I was also wondering
His girlfriend had a daughter and since they're dating and I'm not sure if they are married or not. He now calls autumn his little 6 year old.
8:27 "crisp mountain air, don't get that in california, I forgot what fresh air smelled like...
THAT"
15:04 his thumb 😂
For a second, I didn't know the tube man was Brandon until I saw his little foot and I was like *He's evolving.*
Then his plan worked XD
Same thoo
Same bro
6:32 is no one going to talk about how good he can beatbox
I don’t think someone will 🤣🤣
"Well dont put spiders in it and I won't break it!"
Me: I kinda hope theres spiders in it....👁👄👁
“Aw I can’t say my five year old anymore” is the most wholesome thing ever 😭
He needs to dress up as kelly
0:13 when it started moving...
AND KNOCKED OVER THE LIGHT LOL
When he said my name I freaked tf out ....even tho that wasn’t me who sent it 😂😂❤️
FBI has entered the chat
Come on boys we will find that raven claw pin
Yes please refund the Missing ravenclaw pin I say as I'm watching Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban also I'm a ravenclaw
Me to and we will i have my boys on the seen
9:48 got me laughing like crazy 😂😂😂❤
"If some one wants my inflatable tube man costume take it"
Me "I'll take your entire stock"
Not a single soul:
Brandon: *obliterates everything in his room with the damn tube costume*
Lmao I started dying when he opened up the spiders 😂😂😂
“My mIsSing RavEn cLaW Pin” 😤😤😤
He doesn't have to go this hard for us and yet he does, he does this stuff for us💜 he's the best youtuber
PILLOW: Don’t do it
Brandon:face in pillow
Pillow:oh that feels guud
"When autumn comes round-"
Me: wAiT aUtUmN's nOt tHe cAt?!
the cat is zelda, and autumn is his daughter but not biologically. i just learned this too btw
jazilyn that makes more sense. 😂
I thought the same!
omg same i thought the cat was autumn!
"Oh I forgot what fresh air smelled like"
"Thaaaayyttt"
Just imagine how much that little girls heart must have went down when he said,’I don’t like it’ 😂😭😂
I want the costume 😂
How very Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls opening of you. 😂
AannW Rootbeer yesssss
🤣🤣🤣
Bahaha the accuracy of this comment! 😂😂😂
Why did I fall for this 0:01
Who else watches his videos twice in a row just to have twice the fun? Or Do you run to someone else in your house and force them to rewatch what you just watched with you so you can have someone to laugh with?
I DO BOTH. LMAO
And this is why I love you! 😂🙌🏽
@@imbrandonfarris OMGGGGG BRANDON FARRIS JUST TALKED TO ME AND SAID I LOVE YOU. I THINK I JUST STOPPED BREATHING. HELP 911 CPR ANYONE
BRANDON FARRIS YOU ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE YOU TUBER. U ARE AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS. U MAKE MY DAYS SO MUCH BETTER. THANKS FOR BEING YOU. ♥️😁
@@imbrandonfarris THIS REALLY HAPPENED PPL. OMIGOSH JUST READ IT. IM SCREENSHOTTING THIS AND SENDING IT TO EVERYONE I KNOW. HEEEEHEEEEE
Yes! I do the same 😂
@@BethanySimpson92 That's awesome.
My daughter can't stop talking about. Brandon trending as pennywise on tiktok.
no one:
Brandon: randomly starts straw beat boxes
Next weeks box is:
Candy from a foreign country
Sour patch kids
Mints
Soaps
Bath bombs
Cat toys
Unicorn snacks
Drawings of Pokémon
Drawings of unicorns
Bob Ross Candy
Harry Potter Candy