last time i watched this video i was a 7th grader in middle school, im now an 18 year old about to go off to college, thank you for being a part of my childhood and bringing me joy in a time when i didn’t know how much it meant until now
You can't lost something if you don't have it know. How you can own past year if it is already gone and the future years of life that you did not lived yet ( sry for my English grammar)
''i go to eat at a big restaurant the waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. i tell her i want the fork she tell meh ''everybody want to f*** i tell her you no understand? i wanna fork on the table she said YOU BETTER NOT F*** ON THE TABLE YOU SON OF A BETCH i dont even know the lady and she callin meh a son of a betch'' Lmao 😂😂😂
If the game was really a vr version of Dark Souls III, there won't be any survivors and the incident would be over in several weeks since everybody just dies.
@@aaronforsyth3486 and don't forget we are all players here which means we get the usual benefit of in lore immortality. So long as we have support groups to prevent hollowing people dying would only provide more strength.
@@Ozziemandias56 omg you're right plus this also means bosses for everyone as well so there aren't only 1 completetion so like a really big stream of souls constantly
My #### bigger than a bridge Your #### look like a little kids My #### large like a charger The whole team your #### look like your fourteen My #### lock in a cage right Your #### suffer from stage fright My #### so hot its stolen Your #### look like Gary Coleman Sorry if I was wrong 😄😄😄
funfact: "klein" means tiny or little in german....... Just like "Your a little child"-> "Du bist ein kleines Kind" No matter how kind you are, german children are Kinder ^ . ^
+DEFI BRILATOR Wow , your videos are amazing ! I am a fan of your cracks and i am one of your subscribers , and i just wanted to thank you for all the time you spend for us ( sorry for my english i am italian )
5:51 - Shit! I've watched so many anime series that I understood what both of them said without the need for subs. (Kirito said, "What's that? Can't hear you.")
last time i watched this video i was a 7th grader in middle school, im now an 18 year old about to go off to college, thank you for being a part of my childhood and bringing me joy in a time when i didn’t know how much it meant until now
same
Agreed 100%
Same bro
Same
Same But I'm 1 year older
Legend says Kirito is still looking for a Username
Legend says....that the entire story of sao never happened...it was just kirito imagining things while finding a name.....
Lol
Dude is been 66 years since then he going to give soon... I think
He found one xX_K1RITo_xX_KillMe!
He could just be blank like the protagonists from no game no life.
Except I like them too much to have SAO’s image plastered on them.
"If you're killed, you have lost very important part of your life." Asuna 2015
How philosophic.
If your killed you lose your life
U lose the rest of the life xD
You can't lost something if you don't have it know. How you can own past year if it is already gone and the future years of life that you did not lived yet ( sry for my English grammar)
HOW DO I EAT YOU!!!
"Servants die when they are killed" Jaguar Warrior 2020*
-----------------------------------
*Fate Grand Order/Babylonia.
10% pain
20% pain
15% concentrated the power of pain
5% pain
50% Pain
And 100% reason to remember the pain
@@DarkAngelAbsol r/whooosh
And the 200% (not real) is You
Quick mafs LMAO
@@DarkAngelAbsol r/whoosh
Pain, pain, pain and more pain
Heathcliff: "Everyone important is dead"
Klein: Hey im still alive"
Healthcliff: "Everyone _IMPORTANT_"
Tfs.
Asjad Arshad Yeah
I died here
JavierX Audio originally from Dragon Ball Z Abridged by Team Four Star.
The irony? the voice of Healthcliff in sao abridged is the same guy who did napa in DBZ abridged
- Kirito-kun I love you .
- I know , I love me too .
I love Emilia)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kazuma-san. Kazuma-san. Kazuma-san.
Yes i am Kazuma...
Tbh who doesnt love Kiri
Old and dry af
0:20 "Please enter your gender and the name you wish to be identified, *ass*"
CathyFAWK xD
Timo i saw it too
Kirito: *spits sick rhymes at Asuna*
Asuna: *does the same*
Kirito and Agil: ThE FuCk yoU hAve a DiCk?!
Asuna: I'm pregnant...
Kirito: NIGERUNDAYOOOO
That ending.....
FBI OPEN UP!
*BUTT SECKS*
@@lolbosss surprise
No
Yes we're here
Kirito is her father so it's ok
Kirito is the legend27 of SAO
Ken Kaneki I totally agree xD
Im supposed to be playing SAO but this one player keeps kicking my ass
Cant wait for the oficcial release of Sword Art Online on real life but i still need to wait 1 year ;-;
AHAHAHAH
No I am! Asuna will always be the legend27 lol
Me:-Kirito!
Kirito:-Uh?
Me:-There's something on your face!
Kirito:-What?
Me:-(*punch his face*) IT WAS PAIN!
ASDF movie ?
@@fakeman4290 Exatly
D:
Everybody do the flop
**plaf*
HOW IS THIS AGE RESTRICTED!!!!!!?!???!
There might be...something like hentai in it? Or someone just doesn't like the parody
Jesushentaichrist lol
I have no clue...
You know how
How is this age restricted but the high school dxd one wasn't?
VR Dark Souls 3? Bring it on!
One hour later... where's the log out button!!! Oh god no no I don't want to die again!
* midir PTSD intensifies *
What about VR Dark Souls 1?
@@originalfinalslasher Imagine Blighttown in SAO mode.
@@maximiliansinigr3505 That would be cool
*YOU DIED*
Asuna: "Who was the person in the black robe you chased?" Kirito: "It was... JOHN CENA!!!" *Da-dada-daaa!* *Da-dada-daaa!*
Oh that's also one of the best scenes
3:17
Me: see Dark Souls on thumbnail
*click*
Same...
''i go to eat at a big restaurant the waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. i tell her i want the fork she tell meh ''everybody want to f*** i tell her you no understand? i wanna fork on the table she said YOU BETTER NOT F*** ON THE TABLE YOU SON OF A BETCH i dont even know the lady and she callin meh a son of a betch'' Lmao 😂😂😂
still the fucking funniest video in the world
Alexei Wolf no
yah. especially the russian part near the end. It's my favorite part cuz im russian and even when i showed my parents they laughed at it
Yeah 😂
Alexei Wolf i liked the mexican part (cuz i am mexican)
Alexei Wolf you have a bad sense of humor then
7:33 that last one will forever be in bedded in my mind.
Raider Frost For fuck sake
Fck you, hentai!!!
Raider Frost hahahaha
Raider Frost noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
soup rice buttsecks
10% luck
20% Skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% Pain
and% 100 to remember the name
XD
"Dark Souls 3", "Prepare your anus edition" my sides xD
I really enjoyed that part aswell.
better if you look at the box it was in it says VRMMO how awoesome would that be
Bullshit try Darksouls 2
Welp. Time to play dark souls. Ride the lightning.
praise the sun
4:22 me in school
4:58
When you put on god mode on in Skyrim
Me, if I am cheating. XD
I do God Mode on most of my games. Lol.
You got 99 likes
that's what I do when I get the cheat room mod XD
If the game was really a vr version of Dark Souls III, there won't be any survivors and the incident would be over in several weeks since everybody just dies.
Nag you'd get that 1 smartass who sat in firelink the entire time looking under the firekeeprer dress
Plus asuming its like normal Dark Souls all souls are shared so you could level up like crazy.
@@Ozziemandias56 haha you're right. But only 50 percent since that's how much summons get. It's be pretty safe levelling really
@@aaronforsyth3486 and don't forget we are all players here which means we get the usual benefit of in lore immortality. So long as we have support groups to prevent hollowing people dying would only provide more strength.
@@Ozziemandias56 omg you're right plus this also means bosses for everyone as well so there aren't only 1 completetion so like a really big stream of souls constantly
1:32 best part
My #### bigger than a bridge
Your #### look like a little kids
My #### large like a charger
The whole team your #### look like your fourteen
My #### lock in a cage right
Your #### suffer from stage fright
My #### so hot its stolen
Your #### look like Gary Coleman
Sorry if I was wrong 😄😄😄
Well I thought of it funny then again good roasting
Emma Salandanan she got a dick?
I agree. Asuna's expression is priceless btw
Kirito
Kiritomato
Kiriku
HandsomeBanana
Julius Sneezer
JesusHentaiChrist
RootinTootinPutin
Levi lips
and
xx_X-X_xxUltraBIGdickPussyDestroyArKIKIRITOundead69FULL4KGAMER1999xxx777REKT30cmOMG_WTF
Im the real Kirito who are you?
test
what is kirito's real name
Kirigaya Kazuto
why are so much shits coppying me?
More like "Sword Ass Online" - Noble 2016
#SwordAssOnlineSucksAss
Ricardo Olveira your dad must have not raised you right if you complaining about asses.
Sweet Ass Online. How do you like that
AlwaysGamer 👑👑👑👜😈🎓👭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁ll😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁0099😁😁😁😁errtyrjy3t555798yjm mguihhrt4yiu,!..Iyt#4434444r3dp 87r 4444r4444444444444444444444/rrrrþrr5trhcx b3yb5iqm5n7pu d
Ricardo Olveira it's ok we all know that you were dropped as a child you don't need to hide it by being a douch
I watche the last episode today and now Yt is recommending me this
My FBI Agent must like me
The smoking kills one is hilarious
3:20
Kirito😍
+AsunaForPresident no its patric :P
+Aybars ateş hahahahaha im Squidward
Aybars ateş
This was one of my first anime series. I nearly died.
Same.
Chim Chim! Hello fellow ARMY! We're everywhere lol
4:31 The most intense battle that every MMO player can relate to
Did you also try JesusHentaiChrist and HandsomeBanana?
PainBupi who didn't?
Myuni i now like evry username is taken
Myuni I agree
Myuni ikr lmfao
Who be watchin in 2019?
Me too
Me
2018
Hey nigga i is wAtCH tis in 1923
Me too
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
You die if you're killed, so don't smoke.
you hit your head as a child
Kal Obermeyer wait, you're right •o•
they are killed
Fate series has only one more Thing to say: People die if they are killed!
0:43
This is 10% luck
20% skill
15% conctraded power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
And 100% to remember the name!
Song: Remember the name by Fort Minor
That Fancy Fennekin
That Fancy Fennekin thx
Thanks man
4:19 OMG, It killed me, help pls XDD
You're fucking master
1:08 "LAVATE LAS MANOS!!"
ME MUEROOOOO!!! (I'M DYING) 🤣🤣🤣
Me todo man 😂😂😂
The Nokia one made me laugh soo hard i almost killed myself from exaustion LMFAO
+Andre Pereira The Indestructible Nokia strikes again!
plus it'd true
You dont break Nokia, Nokia breaks YOU
lmao
+Andre Pereira i was like "true story bro"
Why didn't Kirito tried to name himself TheLegend27 it wasn't taken on that time ?
K-NAIN Hahahahahahaha Game Of war reference
K-NAIN is it the legend 27
K-NAIN fucking.... GENUISSSSSSS
How about just leave it blank
*sees Klein*
“Oh hey balsy!”
“MY NAME IS KLEIN!!!!!!!”
funfact: "klein" means tiny or little in german.......
Just like "Your a little child"-> "Du bist ein kleines Kind"
No matter how kind you are, german children are Kinder ^ . ^
What’s even better about 3:36 is that takahata101, who voices Nappa in DBZA, also voices Heathcliff in SAOA.
"Prepare your anus edition"
PREPARED LONG AGO, SON.
AHAHAHAHAH
+Luis Barrios laughed so hard at that one xD
Noooo the LightSaber sound at 0:36 , I loved it :,( ! But Thank you , another amazing Crack ( and remasteresed *-* ) !
+Masterjoueur Oh shit sorry man i have removed it by accident :( did not notice since now
+DEFI BRILATOR No problem , The rest you have changed is amazing ^^ !
+DEFI BRILATOR and what's the song at 42
What time is 42 ?
Sorry 0:42
3:46 -- 4:08 i wana a fork in the table xD haahha
valimorina_8 i want a sheet on the bed
You better not shit on the bed
6:22 my god a gamer poop mass effect reference i love it!
6:08 Tensei Shitara Slime Data Ken is that you???
Rimuru? Where is he
Omg finally someone who knows the anime xd
Everyone should know this anime...
Crazy 2 think I saw this 5 years ago and I still love it. I’m graduating this year. Thank you defi brilator 4 making my chilhood a bit better :)
The ending destroyed SAO for me for ever. I loved it. R.I.P. 😭
If you’re killed you lost a very important part of your life
Ummmm
AMERICA EXPLAIN
(this joke is made by me x3)
Kirito: Asuna, How do you spell your name backwards?
Asuna: ...
*ba dum tss*
Gg.. that more awesome then lana spelled backwards.... and Lana is in Zelda stoof
+Bat Gaara Anus ~~~~Aaahhhn
+Alvin Cast
ANUSA :>
rainbow bunchie fan club Aww yeeh :D
yagami spell backward
1:08 GUYS I JUST REALIZED THE ILLUSION SPELL KIRITO USED, HE BECOMED THE GLEAMING EYE
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenywevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas I thought but the tail isn't the same
Lmao bout time
LAVATE LAS MANOS hahahaha
?
Kid you dumb
0:43 IS FUCKING PERFECT!!
Mary Wichmann ik
Mary Wichmann yes man
When you recognized every abridged voice over from both DBZ and SAO .
it was JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAA tuturututurututuru
kill me pls
+Miluna I like trains >:)
NO, WAIT! Pummm..... (she was hit by a train)
Miluna kekekekek
+Miluna John cena is Cool but i like pokemons and John Cena!!!
+Miluna K.
BACK SLASH! \
Kiritomato XD
Kirito Burrito
Wait are you from Poland?
The username is taken
*tries in finnish* "kirito worm." oh ok...
I am from Poland :P
I love you,Kirito!!
I love Emilia!!
Berchi Sergiu 😂😂😂
REM!
Subaru no baka!
Berchi Sergiu no Just no ... stop it
Spartan 105 agreed
6 years ago, I watch this and I cameback after rewatch SAO damn this CRACK is still awesome
4:45 read it and died
omfg wht it sais after XD
Kevin Rose lol
Kevin Rose hehe xd
Kevin Rose iii
7:26 killed me.
3:34 It's funny because the guy who voices Nappa in DBZ Abridged is also Kayaba in SAO Abridged
"We'll bang, ok?" - RIP Commander Shepherd
+Metal Anime Gamer wheres that from??
Dmoskians Mass Effect 3 Gamer Poop.
that gamer poop video was fucking funny
You talking about the guys in the Call of Duty moder warfare 2 right?
Maurice Gaming WTF?
This channel is where I watch all anime crack I hope this channel grows
4:09 - 4:30
That's my favourite part!
I litterally die each time I watch this part 😂😂
Sady D.L My too
Fuck this shit I'm out
5:27 much pain
3:46 best part!
Thank you Kirito!
But Asuna is in another castle!
Kirito:............ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4:09 Best one by far, laughed my ass off.
IKR! XD
😂😂😂😂
Eh top three
*aeromexico*
yeah 😂
R.I.P Jackson :(
RIP Kliens pizza that's 2 years old
Firestar 65 that is so true
Yes...
Rip the delivery guy
He probably ate it but Klein gets no screentime so we have no idea
I wonder what he did when he woke up
your humor is so impressing. I have never seen funny video like tihs.
4:39 RootinTootinPutin
😂😂😂
"Putin228" is available, but too Russian )
Roger Taylor With Sunglasses pahahahaha😂😂
Roger Taylor With Sunglasses When try register in mail.ru
Roger Taylor With Sunglasses 5:34 at first time I think it is VK
Roger Taylor With Sunglasses UI - ultimate intellect, Yui - something starts Y and ultimate intellect
Not the best video on UA-cam BUT you did put all the songs in the description so you're basically jesus for me from now on.
0:00 - 7:58 was my fav part.
hubba bubba I
Oh dear lord, i remember the last time that i did see this video on 2016 this is so nostalgic
4:10 I DIED ON THIS ONE
+DEFI BRILATOR Wow , your videos are amazing ! I am a fan of your cracks and i am one of your subscribers , and i just wanted to thank you for all the time you spend for us ( sorry for my english i am italian )
+Andrea Denni Your english is fine bro :D
+LaToZa Kun thanks
Perfect grammar,and that's how I like it
+Andrea Denni è perfetto il tuo inglese bro
+xX ashbashcrash Xx you missed a space.
I definitely heard the cutlery joke b4. XD
The waiter brought me a spoon, a knife & no fork... XD
I watched this back when I was at 4th grade and even today it still slaps since I fully watched the series 🧡
3:46 is the funniest shit ever, I showed it to my sister and she couldn't stop laughing, great vid bro
3:29 i love that face
Yeah so cute
@@achy7872 hey you is brother kirito 1 v1?
What the hell happened in the last 7 minutes of my life
Perfection
4:11 XDDDD
Rip😂😂
"Fuck this shit i'm out" 😂
Any fav part?
First!
DEFI BRILATOR 5%? I think more than that.
HORNET 16 50%?
celvin lager probably
LMAO this was so funny x) nice vid dude.
The username is taken
5:13 I'm laughing so hard wtf omg
Me: *watching this video while eating*
Also me: *choking because I laugh when I have food in my mouth and not when I'm free to laugh*
at 1:33 spot the fidget spinner
GreenLlamaGaming .intros for free. Lol
GreenLlamaGaming .intros for free. Lol on kirito
on kirito u think im blind
Ur goin to hell
ManjuDragon on kirito
Dark Souls VR edition, you die irl if u die in-game like SAO
lmao only Rayd will get out of the game alive
"The Prepare Your Anus Edition"
that Nokia killed me
SAO: hey can i copy your coat
durarara: yeah just make it a little different so no one notices
SAO: oh gotcha
The username is taken.
5:51 - Shit! I've watched so many anime series that I understood what both of them said without the need for subs. (Kirito said, "What's that? Can't hear you.")
Sure you didn't just watch crunchy roll which forces subtitles
"Dark souls 3" *skyrim music plays*
If you killed you lost a very important part of your life.
Mhh Yes. The floor is made out of Floor.
DUUUUUUDE, THAT VIDEO IS SO NOSTALGIC LOL
Когда не нужно читать субтитры на 6:52 и далее)0))))00)0
лол хех
The Emelie huh??? NANI
New anime fan: "I know everything about anime!"
Me: "Oh really? Who is the Black Swordsman?"
New anime fan: "Kirito."
Me: ~Disappointed sigh.~
Xtersin When people say Kirito instead of Guts... Cri every time
Who is guts?
I think they mean the insides of the body like the intestines.
Vidur Badam main character of berserk anime
Yeah but most new anime fans won't watch the original berserk but the fucking shit CGI De-make
I keep watching this because it's fucking great. Watched it years ago. The dead memes are amazing.
Still a better story than actual SAO.
+Ziwiiz Gaming AKA Binary but he is also right
+Ziwiiz Gaming AKA Binary its just a damn anime boi.
+Ziwiiz Gaming AKA Binary he is right though. Bad story
+Ryan Lee interesting concept go, for the first arc at least
BlueDwarfMC It has good concept but executed poorly. Kirito is just to overpowered.
0:27 as a gamer, this is so goddamn relatable
5:05