@@idanlewenhoff2295 oh my god, i’m so sorry 😣 the other comment made me realize what you meant. i didn’t realize you were replying back and i’m so used to getting bullied so i get defensive. i’ll pay more attention! so so so sorry 🫣
Ground bones are a central ingredient for gelatin; he COULD eat hair but the amount he would be consuming would likely give him severe abdominal issues over time (like create a stomach blockage) or might be pooped out undigested. Also, some people that bite their nails will swallow the parts they chewed off.
now that quote about genpop wanting to kill them becomes way more real heard alotta former inmates talk about how crimes involving kids or animals paints a huge target on ya...then again, the comments were on reddit from ppl claiming to be former inmates so take it with a grain of salt but honestly, sounds legit. a guy who's in prison for just committing tax fraud or partook in organized criminal activity to keep their family afloat and a guy who bashed in pedophiles heads in with a hammer would probably want a cannibal who went after kids dead lmao
@@fellinuxvi3541 No they aren't. Everybody that knew Jeffery Dahmer thought he was creepy as hell. Even his own father was creeped out by him. Armin Meiwes didn't have any friends either. Intentional cannibals (not ones who did it to survive in extreme circumstances) are all blatantly mal adjusted crazy people. You watch too much TV. The smooth talking adroit doctor murderer that Hannibal Lecter was based on wasn't even a cannibal.
The weird and fascinating thing is every time they go to see Caleb you know the joke is going to be him trying to eat someone, is so predictable but at same time so funny. It literally never gets old.
I wonder if they show him getting more crazy each time they visit is because he hasn’t eaten another person as his cravings get stronger more then passes. (Like how he was able to share a cell with Jake but later can’t even shake his hand without trying to eat him)
I love how Jake, despite the fact that Caleb has tried to eat him multiple times, still easily admits he considers Caleb a friend, and how Caleb will still go out of his way to help Jake and seems to enjoy his visits, as long as he (Caleb) is safely restrained and unable to bite him. It’s a weird friendship, but it works for them.
My theory on all this is that he simply can’t satisfy his urges in prison and is losing it because he isn’t being treated. Outside he’d just eat kids when he felt like it but do other stuff. Inside, he’s unable to exercise that urge and slowly goes stir crazy and gets more desperate to eat any human again, the things he says and does are in service of that goal. Caleb needs psychiatric help, but isn’t getting any in prison
It's called character growth. ❤ Either that or he's always trying to act like one of the good cannibals but reveals more and more of his true self each time.
2:30 - “Just because I got arrested for cannibalism, doesn’t mean all I like to eat is people” It’s weird, but I really like how the writers create a multidimensional cannibalistic murderer.
@Citizen Kane Well Judy always made up for betraying Jake and Amy shot Jake together him out of a hostage situation so those 2 are justified for what they had done!!!
The friendly cannibal is such a good character. Tim Meadows is amazing. Fred Armisen played a similar character on the show Last Man on Earth. So funny.
7:28 this implies that Jake used to visit Caleb until the transfer, which is wholesome because nobody from outside wanted to see him. A little human kindness for Caleb :) (not too much, he will try to eat you)
“my cousin was so tasty” “cop work is a lot like cannibal work, the watching, the following, the waiting for soccer practice to end” “i guess, but it'd be a pretty boring meal without desert” classic!
Poor Jake getting beat up so many times since Caleb couldn’t figure the phone out.😅 Also, Jake’s face when Caleb said that Jake was his best friend.😂 At least that one guy was honest about stabbing Jake if he got too close.😅
“I stick to the normal food,butts and tights” love that Charles’s face is not of disgust, but just of him disapproving the choice, being the foodie he is.
"well, people are complicated!"
"see charles, he's a foodie like you." i love this show so much
who are you??
@@catalina5394 "who are you" that was charles's response 😂😂
@@idanlewenhoff2295 oh my god, i’m so sorry 😣 the other comment made me realize what you meant. i didn’t realize you were replying back and i’m so used to getting bullied so i get defensive. i’ll pay more attention! so so so sorry 🫣
@@baisakh1 jfc i can’t with myself 😳 my bad
@@idanlewenhoff2295 the “who are you?!?” has to be the most mad Charles has ever been at jake I feel like
Tim Meadows playing a friendly canibal is the best casting in a show filled to the brim with great casting choices
Tim Meadows is the undisputed “oh hell yeah he’s in this” guy I get so stoked anytime he pops up in something
Fred Armisen as Mlip(clay)nos is a close second
@@mcdanks6993 sambergs connections from snl/lonely island really lent themselves to this show
Couldn’t agree more. It’s so funny!
Tim Meadows as Caleb the Cowardly Cannibal
"The secret is eating the evidence" - Perfection
lol. He cannot eat everything of the 'evidence'. What happen to the bones, nails, teeth or hair? Probably why he got caught.
Ground bones are a central ingredient for gelatin; he COULD eat hair but the amount he would be consuming would likely give him severe abdominal issues over time (like create a stomach blockage) or might be pooped out undigested. Also, some people that bite their nails will swallow the parts they chewed off.
Refute that. You can't! Check and mate.
I want to like this but it's 666 right now.
😂😂😂
*"They we're children Jake, weak little children. A single bop on the head was all it took."*
Omg that is SO dark,lmao.
now that quote about genpop wanting to kill them becomes way more real
heard alotta former inmates talk about how crimes involving kids or animals paints a huge target on ya...then again, the comments were on reddit from ppl claiming to be former inmates so take it with a grain of salt but honestly, sounds legit.
a guy who's in prison for just committing tax fraud or partook in organized criminal activity to keep their family afloat and a guy who bashed in pedophiles heads in with a hammer would probably want a cannibal who went after kids dead lmao
It's not we're that's short for we are, you need were
@@malikthemadman do you smell burning toast?
Sorry, that's still not funny. Too close to real darkness that's actually happened...
@@walkerwayz5039 its funny
this is probably the most wholesome and disturbing relationships I've ever seen on tv and I absolutely love it
I'm surprised at how well they did at humanizing a child eating cannibal, that tried to take a bite at them every time the group visited.
Me too 😂
@@coolerheadsprevail9312 They cheated. They humanized him and then made him a cannibal.
@@alphanerd7221I get it but that's literally how cannibals are.
@@fellinuxvi3541 No they aren't. Everybody that knew Jeffery Dahmer thought he was creepy as hell. Even his own father was creeped out by him. Armin Meiwes didn't have any friends either. Intentional cannibals (not ones who did it to survive in extreme circumstances) are all blatantly mal adjusted crazy people.
You watch too much TV. The smooth talking adroit doctor murderer that Hannibal Lecter was based on wasn't even a cannibal.
I love how it’s only AFTER Jake gets out of lockup that Caleb starts trying to eat him all the time. He had so many opportunities before that
Lol him might of been eating someone why Jake was in prison with him and now is in isolation
@@cyeerieczar I seriously think he did it just to mess with him
It's because either 1. Jake never touched him, the seccond someone does he goes feral
Or 2. "They were weak little children"
You always want what you can't have 😆
The first time he did it was after he was shot. I think the stress just got to him and he needed his comfort food
The weird and fascinating thing is every time they go to see Caleb you know the joke is going to be him trying to eat someone, is so predictable but at same time so funny. It literally never gets old.
All about delivery baby (pun intended)
just like his victims!
I wonder if they show him getting more crazy each time they visit is because he hasn’t eaten another person as his cravings get stronger more then passes. (Like how he was able to share a cell with Jake but later can’t even shake his hand without trying to eat him)
What make Caleb so funny is the confidence and lack of shame. Never lie about your true self.
no lie i was literally inspired by that lol
That’s true self love yo 🤘💅
"You saved my life" "yeah I would NOT do it again. It REALLY hurt." Honestly I would be the same way😂
Him saying It hurts my tummy is hilarious
@@CurrentlyBlazed Yea well you getting near him makes his tummy rumbly
I love how Jake, despite the fact that Caleb has tried to eat him multiple times, still easily admits he considers Caleb a friend, and how Caleb will still go out of his way to help Jake and seems to enjoy his visits, as long as he (Caleb) is safely restrained and unable to bite him. It’s a weird friendship, but it works for them.
Ppl are complicated 😅
I mean atleast Caleb does warn him to not get close cause he will try to eat him
"It's hosted on Reddit", was hilarious.
I loved how cheerfully he said "I'll approve you, I'm an admin" lol
where else?
Cannibalism doesn't even rank on the top 100 of worst topics on Reddit
@Daruki Neo They are also fond of banning certain groups they see as toxic
@@justinthislife I know you're joking, but I'd say 4chan.
“You eat nine people, and all of a sudden they ‘don’t know who you are anymore.’”
I think we can all relate to that.
"Oh, I did all my stuff and more. There's tons they can't even trace to me."
This had me in stitches.
boyle going in for a hug with caleb despite him getting jealous is never not funny
“Who are you” 🤣🤣🤣
A Boyle never turns down a hug. Even from enemies.😅😂
" he`s serving 3 life sentence no need to flex " lmao
It's funny that two of Jakes best friends are both foodies
No. Both Jakes best friends are prep
@@kimanh8273Fr Doug Judy and Caleb are his real best friends lmao
the way Captain Holt caught, and held Boyle and Jake with a terrified look was perfect.
Okay, I'm sorry but Caleb's sile and excited "JAAAKE!" when the mask came off was adorable
The delighted little “see Charles? He’s a foodie like you!” Is killing me Jake is adorable 9:08
Caleb is both one of the most wholesome and biggest monsters in the show
Caleb is a woodworker, an artist! 😂
He's a cannibal dude.
And a foodie
I feel like only Tim Meadows could play a child eating cannibal, and make him endearing and hilarious
Caleb was the darkest humor the show attempted.
Why the Darkest is it because he's Black
@@thebandit0256 Could be the cannibalism but idk
@@thebandit0256 dark humor means making fun of something considered taboo not making fun of black people lol
He said he would never eat a heart but then embroiders a heart to eat.... Gotcha writers!
He said he wasn't a cannibal then immediately tried to eat someone... Maybe he can't be trusted?
He also said that he ate only children,but in later episodes he tried to eat Jake and Boyle. Writers forgot about this part too
My theory on all this is that he simply can’t satisfy his urges in prison and is losing it because he isn’t being treated.
Outside he’d just eat kids when he felt like it but do other stuff. Inside, he’s unable to exercise that urge and slowly goes stir crazy and gets more desperate to eat any human again, the things he says and does are in service of that goal.
Caleb needs psychiatric help, but isn’t getting any in prison
It's called character growth. ❤
Either that or he's always trying to act like one of the good cannibals but reveals more and more of his true self each time.
@@jstraight1667 well he is a cannibal, so ofcourse he can't be trusted !!
"A cop and a cannibal? everyone is going to be trying to kill us" That's it, that's NBC Hannibal premise
2:30 - “Just because I got arrested for cannibalism, doesn’t mean all I like to eat is people”
It’s weird, but I really like how the writers create a multidimensional cannibalistic murderer.
Well there’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear.
Caleb is Jake's best friend after Amy and Doug Judy ✊️✊️✊️
'Boyle enters the chat'
Well Judy betrayed him constantly and Amy shot him, but Caleb took a shiv for him soooooo
Charles punching the air rn
don't do my boy Boyle like that☹️
@Citizen Kane Well Judy always made up for betraying Jake and Amy shot Jake together him out of a hostage situation so those 2 are justified for what they had done!!!
For a comedy, this whole arc honestly had me stressed. Made prison rightfully seem really fucked up.
It is really fucked up espec in the usa
We don’t exactly send kids there for summer camp.
@@azbycx737 everything in america is messed up, no surprise prison is too
@@Wertsir No. We send them there to become hardened criminals.
@@azbycx737 They all are.
Tim Meadows plays this role so brilliantly😂 he's such an underrated comedian.
There's a mistake in the title, it's Caleb the woodworker
If Romero can sneak anything into the prison, why does he need Jake to sneak in special ramen for him
To test him?
Quid Pro Quo?
Oh? Do you know Latin?
I love how Romero's prison shank wasn't a shank it was a literal actual hunting knife wrapped in gauze
Tim meadows slays anything he does. He is hilarious
Cute. When Caleb showed "2 parrots in love", Jake & Amy immediately looked at one another 😂
It's nice to see that caleb has moved on from being a cannibal to being part of the new Republic
"They were children, Jake. Weak little children." I laughed... we're doomed as a species.
He poked me in my tummy 😂😂😂😂😂
Gotta love how even Holt looked scared and freaked when Caleb went after Jake
“ just because I eat humans doesn’t make me inhuman “ 😂
Everybody forgetting that Caleb will immediately eat them if given the chance is so good 😂😂😂
From woodworker to needlepoint...er, truely a man of many talents
The friendly cannibal is such a good character. Tim Meadows is amazing. Fred Armisen played a similar character on the show Last Man on Earth. So funny.
Its Caleb the Woodworker. Just because he ate humans doesn't mean that he's inhuman.
His victims were tho
@@DrizzyDrizzySimpTide his victims were inhuman?
@@flightdeparture1895 they were IN HUMAN
@@DrizzyDrizzySimpTide that's funny af, excuse my ignorance
Caleb took eating a** to a whole new level
Romero being so casual about Caleb buying bags of hair.
He's a business man.
The actor who plays caleb is under appreciated.
“You don’t think I don’t know that picante beef is a street flavor!?”
Everyone needs a Caleb in their lives who simply keeps it real.🙏
I like how they posted this the day after he was on the Mandalorian. 200 iq play
Caleb’s punch lines are hilarious 😂
7:28 this implies that Jake used to visit Caleb until the transfer, which is wholesome because nobody from outside wanted to see him. A little human kindness for Caleb :) (not too much, he will try to eat you)
The Comedy Bites outro always fits so well with any video with Caleb
“my cousin was so tasty”
“cop work is a lot like cannibal work, the watching, the following, the waiting for soccer practice to end”
“i guess, but it'd be a pretty boring meal without desert”
classic!
Glad to see Caleb rise up in ranks in the New republic!
i like how they keep saying he was arrested for being a cannibal instead of you know a serial child killer, but i guess that would be to dark
Ik. Cannibalism ain't even illegal
@@kafkaskitchen why do you know that🤨
@@rixkc137 they're probably part of a forum for people who like to talk about eating people but would never actually act on it
Legally speaking, nothing says the eating itself is illegal, but the acquiring of the meat is illegal. Morally, it’s pretty bad.
@@lilyoftheveil*wink*
The waiting for soccer practice to end 😂😂😂
😂
you need a side character that's just casually going to be the craziest person in the show, you call Tim Meadows
“Oh my gosh that’s all it took?” LOL
Poor Jake getting beat up so many times since Caleb couldn’t figure the phone out.😅
Also, Jake’s face when Caleb said that Jake was his best friend.😂
At least that one guy was honest about stabbing Jake if he got too close.😅
Who would have thought that cop work is a lot like cannibal work 🤣
Biting sounds of ComedyBites at the end feel so appropriate on this one 😂
imagine interviewing this guy on mind hunters
Bring back Mindhunter!!!
And the fact that this compilation is on the Comedy Bites channel? Icing on the cake!
the fact that the channel is called comedy "bites" and the video is about a cannibal is hilarious
8:49 Boyle's "Jake NYOU" scream always gets me XD
You know, I never thought about how both Caleb and Charles were weirdly able to find a large bag of hair
i love how even holt was visibly afraid of him...
"I've gotta tell you. Copwork is a lot like cannibalwork. The watching. The following. The waiting for soccer practice to endddd..." xD
Nope; I did all my stuff ~and more~
That subtle inflection on “and more” makes it so good
Never has the Comedy Bites Sound effect at the end eben more inappropriate and hilarious at the same time 😂
Love how Caleb went from being technologically chaplenged to becoming a moderator on Reddit 😂 8:38
1:52 I love the casual Top Gun reference
Tim Meadows in
The Office: wants baby back ribs
B99: wants babies' backs and ribs
Can I say that is so sweet that Holt protects both Jake and Charles froma Caleb? Like a big Captain Dad
The ending with Caleb saying mmmm and then the channel burping 😂😂😂
Caleb filming Jake being beat up will never not be funny.
😂😂
The prison beard actually worked for me. I have a serious baby face without it
I love having a beard too but also I'm lazy 😄
3:05 Caleb recording the beatdown 🤣💀
8:30 the fact he's talking about a forum on the internet yet he's in jail in special custody is wild XD
Comedy Bites playing at the end is probably perfect.
"A liver. A heart. A butt. An arm. Mmmm."
😂
9:09 😅 I love Charles's reaction there
"You ate 6 people"
"9 and a half"
Uh, what counts as half?
Seems pretty straightforward to me you ever seen that trick where the magician saws a lady in half...
It's hard to go wrong with Tim Meadows comedically.
This is pure genius! I love Brooklyn 99!
the watching... the following... the waiting for soccer practice to end...
Tim Meadows is AWESOME in this role. He was great in The Ladies Man as well….
I think the ending definitely gives the Comedy Bites outro a different vibe
- I wouldn't say they are friends...
- No it's true we're friends :)
- HE ATE KIDS!!
- Well... people are complicated :)
“The secret is eating the evidence “ 😂
This reminds me of that Parole Board sketch in SNL where Kenan played a cannibal prisoner, *still makes me laugh* 😂
The Comedy Bites Outro really brings it home.
Tim Meadows is an American treasure. Only he could make this character funny.
These two are a great duo.
first time seeing this channel, and thought the ending was just for this video. Turns out comedy bites could easily be Caleb's latest endevour
"Tell that to my wiener!"
Caleb to Jake's crotch: 'I'm doing the b-!'
he poked me in my tummyyyyy made me lol
How the heck can a cannibal make me smile so much?
"The secret is eating the evidence"
“I stick to the normal food,butts and tights” love that Charles’s face is not of disgust, but just of him disapproving the choice, being the foodie he is.