My science teacher is a Navy veteran He said he would marry any man for 50 million Now on the other hand my history teacher an Army veteran sayd he would never marry a man no matter the amount Both served for 25 years
My last mtn bike race in highschool I quit halfway thru the race because the preworkout was HITTING… I wasn’t taking any chances I went to the nearest QT, and made it back before the race finished 😂
Marathoners looooove talking about their coffee sharts and Garmins. Pooped on a fence. Pooped in someone’s planter. Rash coz nothing to wipe with. Blamed a dog. Negative splits last 3 kms tho. 🙄😆
Best way to get a coworker to shut up?
🔫
Fuck’em
Pull your wee wee out, she is either impressed or embarrased, both lead to silence
9/11
Laxative
In August, I ran 64 miles. The most important lesson was to never trust a fool!
did u mean fart?
How did you get fooled to run 64 miles?
Nikko is my favorite black youtuber
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He’s Asian.
he's clearly indian
Reall😂😂y
No he’s clearly Arab …..
1:10 hawk dur got me rolling😂
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Yo... I feel ya. Literally made my day. 👏 🔥
Absolutely took me out
I don't always Ortiz, but when I do, I Ortiz with Nikko.
The kid taking a dump on/in california just about made me fall outa my chair. xD
i think someone forgot to blur something here 7:30
On my last break at work this is just what I needed to finish the day thank you Nikko
I’m on rotation right now your videos keeping me going 😭
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Yo, the hawk dur is fricking comdy gold😂 keep doin' what you do, Ortiz👍😁
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6:55 genuinely couldnt stop laughing 😂
Love the vids Niko,keep up the good work
9:39 this the real infantry bro frat energy
That last one was crazy 😂
damn nikko’s spoiling us with this shit
My science teacher is a Navy veteran
He said he would marry any man for 50 million
Now on the other hand my history teacher an Army veteran sayd he would never marry a man no matter the amount
Both served for 25 years
2:19 Ok Nikkos gay, thats a damn Billy. two balls and every thing
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That goat better not be anywhere in the Middle East is the truest and most funny thing I’ve heard in 2024😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
Dude thank you for this upload I needed this today
Love ur vids Nikko
"Moments you still think about"
GERMANY AT ITS FORMER GLORY
Hey Nikko!!!! I voted you to win the gundies! Hope you win bro
Hawk durrrr 😂😂😂
7:36 Oh my grampa dead. He died as he lived, tastefully racist. RIP Gramps
“Bro look at the ref!” Had me dying man hahahaha 😂😂😂
Nikko your so funny 😂
I swear Nikko Ortiz was in the navy the way he is always posting content revolving around well.. the title is enough 😂
Love ur vids
Early squad ❤
Love your videos they always make me laugh 😂
This is my favorite series
the hawk'durrr had me dying my dood.
1:04 hawk tuah... spit on that thang
Bleeping the f word but not the n word is diabolical 🤣🤣🤣
I am so glad you post often. You're so funny
The White n...in the 80ts😂😂😂😂😂
Nikko made my night and I've still got all my clothes on.
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You're incredible, don't stop creating content!
Nasty bot
0:54 low and slow and he will never know ATTTAAAACK
Love your videos Nico tell your German Shepherd say hi
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It said I won something
@ how do I claim my winnings?
4:16 Poor gramps 🤣
My man is going super Saiyan 1:32
That info about marathon runners was disturbing. Thanks Nikko
Good video, as always. Nikko has given the Pass, it is official!
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7:30 Made Me Really Want Some Oreos
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lol what was that last one from?
I didn’t ask for the card nikko, I don’t need it. No card needed to be racist😂
Runners diarrhoea is an actual thing 😂
Yo Nikko when you conceal carry what are places you don’t bring your gun inside or have to leave it?
Nikko i love your videos
the kid is constipated😂😂😂😂
Love your content man keep it up 💯👊you have socials I can follow you on ?
NIKKO ORTIZ POSTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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My last mtn bike race in highschool I quit halfway thru the race because the preworkout was HITTING… I wasn’t taking any chances I went to the nearest QT, and made it back before the race finished 😂
I poo poo myself twice, Boston marathon. Thats all I got to say
Marathoners looooove talking about their coffee sharts and Garmins. Pooped on a fence. Pooped in someone’s planter. Rash coz nothing to wipe with. Blamed a dog. Negative splits last 3 kms tho. 🙄😆
OMG, I love ya!!
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1:40 bro can i eat my frosted mini donuts for 5 seconds on youtube man
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@ bite my shiny metal azz 🫡
Lowkey that referee looks like kentucky ballistics😮
Hawk dur is crazy lol
Nikko Hun... thats a boy goat...
to tell them u have a gun
The 1st one 💀
Balls
Ironically enough the text in the goat video is Persian
2:20
That goat is 100% in the Middle East
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7:28 made me get oreos
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8:35 strongest American wall:
0:19 Oh La La! 😍
Haven’t ran a marathon but definitely shit my pants
Why the hell did they shave that goat ass. Maaaan now I'm half chubbed up
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You must be middle eastern 😂
You are the best
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Nikko you a mf savage 😂😂😂. Hawk durrr, 🤣🤣🤣
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When you threaten him to jump out but the car keeps getting faster
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Niko you sorta laugh like a dolphin 🐬
Fr
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I ran a 50k, used the porta potty, no poopin da pants
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The wrestling move is actually a yoga move called the child support.
Hawk Durrrrr lmao!!!!
Is it wet? Nah, it's dusty, but it do stink though... hahaha
At some point these aren't even memes...
This not Tiktok. this ig reels
2:55 THATS A VIOLATION
That cat drive by is crazy dude 🤣🤣🤣
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4:09 so close to getting cancelled
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real question can "little people" join the army
I bet this is going to be funny with just dhe picture
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Hi
0:08
Under 30 secs
Here before the first kids
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@ scammer
This made me physical sick, damn I had to tap out. The armpit cooking then the window licking finished me..
Does cats like me and my sister?
Stokes twins 😂😂😂😂 4:22
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When's nikko going to MMA?
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5:05 fuck it we ball
my grandfather Is definitely like that
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What would i do?
HULK SMASH
Under 1hr gng
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next year the girl in the wheel chair should dress her knub up as E.T. and she can dress like the boy on the bike
WHAT UP BRO
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🫢 6:35
@5:25 i seen that show. He's actually gay and they went on to date each other. He kinda already knew she was trans.