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  • @walterthewhite69
    @walterthewhite69 Рік тому +303

    First!! (big fan)

    • @kkrimson5674
      @kkrimson5674 Рік тому +16

      mistuh white
      we need to kewk meth
      mistuh white

    • @hidingjojo
      @hidingjojo  Рік тому +29

      My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

    • @scaramouchestan
      @scaramouchestan Рік тому +7

      @@hidingjojo I see...

    • @Jesseiamtheonewhoknocks
      @Jesseiamtheonewhoknocks Рік тому +4

      fake

    • @ProbablyTakingANap.
      @ProbablyTakingANap. Рік тому +4

      @@hidingjojo oh alright

  • @EternaMidnight
    @EternaMidnight Рік тому +1400

    Scaramouche's fake happy "hi~" though 😂

  • @swoobatfan6606
    @swoobatfan6606 Рік тому +714

    "Hey girlie, hold still" got me laughing lol

  • @woelkchenmimi
    @woelkchenmimi Рік тому +478

    1:26 "Fly away my little akuma"

  • @K4YV4N
    @K4YV4N Рік тому +106

    Venti's laggy clothes in the first scene- 💀

  • @Dmon374
    @Dmon374 Рік тому +261

    0:19
    POV: your a Diluc main and you see Timmie’s pigeons

  • @comebackz5279
    @comebackz5279 Рік тому +466

    2:36 THE MOANS I CANNOT

    • @arukimc
      @arukimc Рік тому +105

      NO STOP IT- I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE I READ THIS COMMENT

    • @tea_01
      @tea_01 Рік тому +74

      It sounds like they’re hungry zombies

    • @EpsilonMono
      @EpsilonMono 5 місяців тому +1

      STOP-

    • @xdyt2007
      @xdyt2007 4 місяці тому

      😂😂

  • @woundwortrx124tr6
    @woundwortrx124tr6 Рік тому +231

    There's so much awkward breathing and grunting in this game

    • @allusersaretakenm
      @allusersaretakenm 3 місяці тому +1

      2:36

    • @F0CAL0R5
      @F0CAL0R5 3 місяці тому +2

      i sent the raiden vs signora battle. btw he doesn’t play genshin.’ he said, (no lie) “why is the blondie and the talking fariy going, aughhh uuhhhhggg” like WHAT

  • @leafloversspecialhater4988
    @leafloversspecialhater4988 Рік тому +117

    zhongli in 1:25 be like "yo shit is now mine! YEET"

    • @apoi__7607
      @apoi__7607 4 місяці тому

      And bro's littering too

  • @DrawWithTJ
    @DrawWithTJ Рік тому +266

    1:12 NAHH SCARA SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT 💀

  • @dasytaylor
    @dasytaylor Рік тому +147

    Zhongli tossing random stuff into the ocean, Sucrose getting pushed for no reason, Ayaka just rushing into the water, Albedo stabbing himself are all peak comedy without context

  • @Vennett143
    @Vennett143 Рік тому +129

    4:38 the way it turned to Hu Tao’s rap I find really funny

  • @CrazyPotato_Eve
    @CrazyPotato_Eve Рік тому +101

    0:57 Childe "Ive got you we besties" :)
    0:59 Also Childe "We enemy and I try to kill you now" :D

  • @sabnguyen
    @sabnguyen Рік тому +335

    4:35 is this the reason Scara's having a breakdown?

    • @hidingjojo
      @hidingjojo  Рік тому +74

      probably

    • @elpenguinoofmexico1388
      @elpenguinoofmexico1388 Рік тому +130

      scara saw the future lantern rite concert. In eng dub. shocked him to the core

    • @-lol.
      @-lol. Рік тому +6

      @@elpenguinoofmexico1388 HAHAH

    • @my_artysytd9776
      @my_artysytd9776 Рік тому +17

      He got that Hu Tao rap stuck in his mind, driving him to madness, yes

  • @VenshinGI
    @VenshinGI Рік тому +154

    Thoma be like : Here's your new waifu traveler

    • @hidingjojo
      @hidingjojo  Рік тому +23

      new waifu unlocked

    • @Ku2an4l1
      @Ku2an4l1 Рік тому +10

      ​@@hidingjojo wet socks-chan

    • @Mc_Laylaa
      @Mc_Laylaa 4 місяці тому

      @@Ku2an4l1 *wet socks and sandals-chan

  • @thepinkelephant2520
    @thepinkelephant2520 Рік тому +90

    CYNO FALLING FROM THE SKY HAD ME ROLLING LMAOOO

  • @lilii_8126
    @lilii_8126 Рік тому +86

    3:23 one second was enough to make me cry

  • @sandraz4243
    @sandraz4243 Рік тому +158

    Omg just now I noticed how Thoma smiled when Ayaka showed up to Traveler XDD precious smile

  • @archeeery
    @archeeery Рік тому +13

    4:37
    THE TRANSITION FROM SCARA GETTING HIS VISION TO HU TAO THA TWAS A JUMPSCARE.

  • @Kou_Shoto
    @Kou_Shoto Рік тому +57

    That single "You coward" line always gets me 😭 4:13

  • @tea_01
    @tea_01 Рік тому +19

    Zhongli is throwing trash in the sea again..

  • @sungflower
    @sungflower Рік тому +31

    0:19 why does it look like Diluc is calling out to his along awaited Hilichurl children 💀💀💀

  • @Xxx_Angelinexoxo
    @Xxx_Angelinexoxo 11 місяців тому +6

    Raiden:*pulls a sword out of her chest*
    Scara:DAMN BOIII

  • @kirychan1226
    @kirychan1226 Рік тому +94

    Tbh I dont think I needed context, this was my entire brain going through the game without a doubt

  • @MayraXanthe
    @MayraXanthe Рік тому +18

    1:36 Sucrose always being pushed aside

  • @Xen_does_genshin
    @Xen_does_genshin Рік тому +21

    Okay but like are we not gonna talk about how they made us fight Signora then didn’t even give us a chance to change teams or heal them bc we went straight into raiden’s fight- (2:15)

  • @rui.superfan
    @rui.superfan Рік тому +18

    2:04 THSNIS SO FUCKINJ FUNNY OUT OF CONTEXT HELP ME

    • @lia0_scotch
      @lia0_scotch Рік тому +1

      INSERTING DOMINANCE 🚺🚺🚺

  • @cring4444
    @cring4444 Рік тому +20

    bro zhongli just throwing the thing to the ocea while everybody watching dramatically is just too good

  • @sunnykira1533
    @sunnykira1533 Рік тому +53

    If we bring this and show to non Genshin players, the double Albedo would be the funniest shit sksskks

  • @chalk.eater0
    @chalk.eater0 Рік тому +15

    4:37 the transition got me rolling for some reason lmao

  • @neeiarayfa
    @neeiarayfa Рік тому +9

    i see wanderer, I CLICK.

  • @MellowsMeadow
    @MellowsMeadow Рік тому +16

    my favorite ones were slapped venti, zhongli littering, double albedo, cyno jumpscare, and table slamming alhaitham,

  • @AVLENCXI
    @AVLENCXI Рік тому +392

    idfk why but the transition from ayaka's soggy socks to booba sword (2:00) made me laugh so hard 💀💀
    edit: NVM 4:35 THO-

    • @evelynn5552
      @evelynn5552 Рік тому +53

      Raiden really said 🗿💀
      Local Inazuma edgelord dies, Funeral Director rejoices.

    • @gapple7777
      @gapple7777 Рік тому +32

      ​@@evelynn5552 hu tao: business is boomin 📈📈📈📈

    • @bee.cat.
      @bee.cat. Рік тому +41

      Scara had a traumatic vision of Hu Taos rap 😭

    • @-lol.
      @-lol. Рік тому +4

      @@bee.cat. HAHAH

    • @theslexpymff
      @theslexpymff Рік тому +2

      @@bee.cat. THIS COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH 😂

  • @SHinierthennyourforehead
    @SHinierthennyourforehead Рік тому +30

    4:40 this made me unmain hu tao

    • @N95j
      @N95j Рік тому +1

      💀💀

    • @a.u.m.4489
      @a.u.m.4489 2 місяці тому

      Why not switch to any other dub besides eng

  • @arahja_
    @arahja_ Рік тому +18

    you couldve spared us from watching the hu tao rap again

  • @LittleShadow1
    @LittleShadow1 Рік тому +3

    2:06 ah yes.. the most normaliest way to pull out a sword-..
    4:38 this is probably Scara's nightmare-..

  • @kyooosita
    @kyooosita Рік тому +10

    mona didnt want scara join on her girls night :c

  • @gambling_821
    @gambling_821 Рік тому +23

    gotta love that 4k hd quality

  • @onecoloranimation254
    @onecoloranimation254 Рік тому +40

    rip venti 💀💀💀

  • @antares_m20
    @antares_m20 Рік тому +23

    the last few seconds killed me lol

  • @gyusrealgf
    @gyusrealgf Рік тому +5

    LMAO THE VENTI ONES ARE SO FUNNY ESPECIALLY VENTI JUMPING IM LITERALLY IN TEARS LAUGHING UNTIL I CAN'T BREATHE

  • @mintyminty997
    @mintyminty997 Рік тому +17

    4:38 literally made fun of scaramouch trauma 😂😂

    • @Lotus_Petals22
      @Lotus_Petals22 Місяць тому

      Apparently this must be his most traumatic memory out of all of them😭😭

  • @Nagitokinnie28
    @Nagitokinnie28 10 днів тому

    "Hey girlie, hold still" **KACHINGGG** will get me everytime

  • @TatsumiTheEnstarsVideoReviewer
    @TatsumiTheEnstarsVideoReviewer Рік тому +11

    3:13 HOW DARE YOU KILL ME LIKE THAT ALBEDO-

  • @littlesunshine650
    @littlesunshine650 Рік тому +10

    I want to send this to someone who never played genshin so bad

  • @HopeIsADrug11037
    @HopeIsADrug11037 Рік тому +5

    3:23 MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD

  • @icecreal
    @icecreal Рік тому +9

    2:05 im shitting

  • @tommynobaka
    @tommynobaka Рік тому +10

    little funny ass shit like this is why genshin is so good, you can rewatch scenes and find small pieces of info, foreshadow or reinforced ideas littered through the story

  • @barbaradps828
    @barbaradps828 Рік тому +10

    4:09 Why did I laugh so much lol

  • @ZilverEchos
    @ZilverEchos Рік тому +32

    No context Genshin never fail to make me laughing 😂🤣, especially at 1:36

  • @dadaloveswickie
    @dadaloveswickie 7 місяців тому +5

    AWW THE WAY SCARAMOUCHE SAID "Hii~!" i melted no joke......HES SO CUTE AND INNOCENT HE IS SO HAPPY AND KIND TOTALLY NOT MEAN SARCASTIC AND EVIL😍

  • @soraopenheimer266
    @soraopenheimer266 Рік тому +4

    No one
    Absolutely no one:
    Scara coming for a conversation
    Fischl talking tk him back
    Mona for some reason:

  • @andromeda_va39
    @andromeda_va39 Рік тому +9

    Something about the Raiden Shogun's sword slowly emerging from her cleavage like that always felt a little goofy to me. Like, when she does it in her burst animation, it looks reasonably cool, but in that one scene it just feels off.

  • @letsgo.g4mbling
    @letsgo.g4mbling 10 місяців тому +4

    no but i actually read "virgin of inazuma"

  • @hwasoup
    @hwasoup Рік тому +2

    idk why but out of all of these, Raiden pulling the sword from her chest is what made me cackle

  • @n0th1n6ness
    @n0th1n6ness Рік тому +1

    Scaramoucha: * gets hit *
    All Fontaine: 4:39

  • @InactiveTwig
    @InactiveTwig Рік тому +1

    Morax: I will take this big bowl from your hand.
    AND YEET IT

  • @pipo-s
    @pipo-s 11 місяців тому +2

    1:12 NAH WHY SCARA SOUND LIKE THAT

  • @StarArceusKari666
    @StarArceusKari666 10 місяців тому +1

    Bro Scara used to sound so happy, give that version of scara back

  • @urlocal.laufeyfan
    @urlocal.laufeyfan Рік тому +19

    2:04 I know what the purpose of that was

  • @This.isfaeee
    @This.isfaeee Рік тому +8

    2:18 THIS SCENE MADE ME CRY I THOUGHT MY BABY BOY BOYFRIEND HUSBAND BEST GIRL, KAZUHA, WAS GONNA DIE

  • @licorish_
    @licorish_ Рік тому +1

    HELP THE GRUNTING DURING THE SARA AND KOKOMI ONE IS TAKING ME OUT

  • @aynonaystuay7767
    @aynonaystuay7767 Рік тому +5

    bro I wish I got the festering desire!!!
    it’s festering my desire….

  • @PrevTsukasaRui
    @PrevTsukasaRui Рік тому +2

    THE CYNO CUT I CANNOT-

  • @WildcardKiana
    @WildcardKiana 3 місяці тому

    "Hu Tao, I think you have a hidden talent. Please keep it hidden."

  • @xiaogloves
    @xiaogloves Рік тому +6

    1:12 WHY DOES SCARA SOUND LIKE THAT

    • @clipexotica
      @clipexotica Рік тому +1

      well i think because he was acting nice and this was around 1.1 or something :)

    • @-amel-9896
      @-amel-9896 4 місяці тому

      He was pretending to be nice

  • @Windchime88
    @Windchime88 4 місяці тому +2

    Why were the guards makin those noises 2:45 😭

  • @axelf9947
    @axelf9947 Рік тому +4

    My friend was trying to convince me to play the game and this is the first video she sent me 😭gotta say it worked, i was so confused i had to find out the context myself

  • @BudgetKlee
    @BudgetKlee Рік тому

    Childe: ,,Well then, I'll be taking Morax's Noses now."
    HAHHAHAHHA I CANT UNHEAR IT-

  • @archonic_
    @archonic_ Рік тому +2

    i was WAITING for a good genshin out of context video youve done it bro

  • @CombiXD
    @CombiXD 2 місяці тому +1

    0:49 why anyone in talking about this slay movement of all time

  • @Otterguy_Neuvillette
    @Otterguy_Neuvillette Рік тому +1

    Hu Tao's rap got me dead-

  • @Striker2ndChannel
    @Striker2ndChannel Рік тому +1

    This guy are the next new howdybii in this 2023 year.

  • @scara_smooch
    @scara_smooch 7 місяців тому

    18 seconds and im already wheezing

  • @shrek069
    @shrek069 Рік тому

    half of these were actually funny with no context and then theres the other half being actually great moments in the game

  • @elizabeth-lmhxmx
    @elizabeth-lmhxmx 10 місяців тому

    i never realized how unserious some scenes were

  • @No_on3here
    @No_on3here 4 місяці тому

    THAT TRANSITION LOL 4:39

  • @KaylaBrooke-d7p
    @KaylaBrooke-d7p 7 місяців тому

    Signora said SMACK-

  • @therealmonsterunderyourbed
    @therealmonsterunderyourbed Рік тому

    It was just moaning then I heard “Hey girlie~ hold still and had a heart attack 😭

  • @this_is_valeriee
    @this_is_valeriee Рік тому +4

    Me who actually doesn’t know the context :

  • @duststorm098
    @duststorm098 Рік тому

    I hit the end of the video and got an ad for Genshin...

  • @ARandomPersonFr5069
    @ARandomPersonFr5069 Рік тому

    Imagine watching this when you just started playing genshin 😂

  • @glixchy
    @glixchy Рік тому

    thanks for the spoiler warning, just started sumeru :thumbs-up:

  • @genthechisz
    @genthechisz Рік тому

    I saw Zhong li at the same spot when he throw something in the lake spot

  • @hi.6378
    @hi.6378 Рік тому +5

    Am I the only one that found Hu Tao's rap in Lantern Rite NOT trash?

    • @v0id
      @v0id Рік тому +1

      yes

    • @N95j
      @N95j Рік тому +1

      yes

  • @ivyyesmin
    @ivyyesmin 4 місяці тому

    1:11 😂pookie

  • @marsy2071
    @marsy2071 Рік тому +1

    where is "oh my god I cant believe my eyes"

  • @HopeIsADrug11037
    @HopeIsADrug11037 Рік тому

    "Hi 😃"

  • @1hate6ugs-m5c
    @1hate6ugs-m5c 11 місяців тому +1

    Listen at 2x

  • @archandset
    @archandset 7 місяців тому

    Hu tao jumpscare

  • @piggsie
    @piggsie Рік тому +1

    0:06 I LAUGHED WAY MORE THAN I SHOULDVE AND 4:16

  • @no.1classof09fan
    @no.1classof09fan Рік тому +1

    HU TAO'S EN VA RAPPING WAS SO BAD HELPPPLPPLP

  • @Wispy_Sama
    @Wispy_Sama Рік тому

    Its been a long journey

  • @shibanimajumdar5104
    @shibanimajumdar5104 Рік тому

    am that one guy who DOESN'T understand the sequence and just does quests randomly :P

  • @checkmate6439
    @checkmate6439 Рік тому +2

    what do you use for editting? abouselty love this

  • @eclairzy3400
    @eclairzy3400 Рік тому

    sock water 😍

  • @LOO_Nah
    @LOO_Nah Рік тому +10

    I'll keep saying, the Japanese version of the concert is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway, it was so cool

  • @liwenyu496
    @liwenyu496 Рік тому

    who was that girl in the glasses evilly smiling?

  • @Y.U.A_me
    @Y.U.A_me Рік тому +1

    4:38 to 4:39 ruins the whole purpose of the two

  • @VoidRockDJ
    @VoidRockDJ Рік тому

    first of all, WHERE IS 2.4? SHENHE? second of all, WHERE IS 2.6?? AYATO.. ALSO YAE MIKO.