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КОМЕНТАРІ • 459

  • @claymcgranahan
    @claymcgranahan Місяць тому +458

    i love the "scrambled hueages" creed bit throwback in the beginning

    • @stevenschannel6411
      @stevenschannel6411 Місяць тому +15

      You see his mouth moving my for 10 minutes and the subtitles just say “eggs”

  • @cracksniffer396
    @cracksniffer396 Місяць тому +697

    Theres nothing better than taking a final then immediately rotting my brain by watching a blarg video

    • @ZipTieConnoisseur
      @ZipTieConnoisseur Місяць тому +41

      Bro on god, I just got a 68% on my Physics final and immediately clicked on the video lmao

    • @dustin4
      @dustin4 Місяць тому +11

      Damn the entire wirlds taking tests lmao

    • @avaliantsoul5408
      @avaliantsoul5408 Місяць тому +19

      Ace a Thermo exam, watch Blarg, allow brain to melt into jelly for the time being... the engineering cycle

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Місяць тому +6

      I got a tim hortons ad on a blarg vid canadiancore

    • @cracksniffer396
      @cracksniffer396 Місяць тому +4

      @dustin4 tis the season for finals

  • @MrWigg1es22
    @MrWigg1es22 Місяць тому +135

    "Carl Wheezer gets radicalized in real time" really is the best bit in months.

    • @mr.riposte2280
      @mr.riposte2280 Місяць тому +1

      You mean grows a conscious you know when kids start growing send awareness

    • @Nimrod-Bleent
      @Nimrod-Bleent Місяць тому

      it's just a re-run of Carl asking Jim to join antifa and to join the braincel subreddit

    • @tyronejagers5577
      @tyronejagers5577 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@mr.riposte2280 Ah yes, I also speak right England

    • @a-aron3817
      @a-aron3817 17 днів тому

      That might be the best bit ever

  • @amanirupia6613
    @amanirupia6613 Місяць тому +124

    Bro, "Wormany", took me tf out for no reason. Laughed so hard I paused what i was doing💀

    • @ssmissa2965
      @ssmissa2965 Місяць тому +6

      Where did wormany take you to? Was it Paris?

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Місяць тому +6

      @@ssmissa2965 They took me down to a murky puddle and filed my taxes.

    • @ssmissa2965
      @ssmissa2965 Місяць тому +1

      @kayagorzan luckyyyyyy

    • @JJ-xs3nu
      @JJ-xs3nu Місяць тому

      Wormmas in paris ​@@ssmissa2965

  • @PauliumYT
    @PauliumYT Місяць тому +129

    BRO 51:37 blarg hits the craziest shot ever and just no reaction

  • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
    @SomeOrdinaryJanitor Місяць тому +168

    some random short guy in Vegas: Minding his own business
    Blarg: WUTDAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @chigbungus6768
    @chigbungus6768 Місяць тому +45

    I love how matt says hes shit at games but hits the craziest lil clips and doesnt react AT ALL

  • @bodeboop-6360
    @bodeboop-6360 Місяць тому +275

    “There’s been a second Luigi “😂😂😂😂

    • @roobeedooo
      @roobeedooo Місяць тому +33

      any person named mario has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

    • @bodeboop-6360
      @bodeboop-6360 Місяць тому +11

      @ especially a lawyer

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Місяць тому +3

      The mushroom kingdom is under attack

    • @_bonewizard
      @_bonewizard Місяць тому +3

      you know we've attained a martyr when even the youtubers are on board lmfao

    • @sgtshade7723
      @sgtshade7723 Місяць тому +1

      Bro... Yesterday we got the second Luigi lol, and the title fits!

  • @yaroslavrudyuk5872
    @yaroslavrudyuk5872 Місяць тому +52

    Holy shit man, did NOT have "Red-pilled Carl Wheezer" on my Bingo card 😂😂😂 almost fucking died taking a drink during that whole bit 😂 THEY'RE EATING THE LLAMAS JIMMY

    • @doggerthedog6744
      @doggerthedog6744 Місяць тому +1

      Dooo's carl sounded like paul bearer it was perfect

  • @boboxdd
    @boboxdd Місяць тому +60

    51:38 how did bro hit that and not even go crazy?!

  • @andrewpotter9613
    @andrewpotter9613 Місяць тому +55

    Smi77y saying “go to hockey or play CS2" is very Canadian lmfao

  • @NotBenCoultry
    @NotBenCoultry Місяць тому +113

    Avenged Sevenworm, Stairworm To Heaven, John Cougar Wormincamp, Led Wormelin, Elworm Presley, Jimi Wormtrix, Wormy Ray Vaughn...
    Joe Wormiani...
    Worm Twah

  • @ibbestgaming4820
    @ibbestgaming4820 Місяць тому +60

    44:16 I'm so disappointed no one said "This is my own private wormacile"

  • @BIGBASCH
    @BIGBASCH Місяць тому +6

    7:20 swagger starting his sponsor in the background is somehow so funny to me

  • @Slimey1984
    @Slimey1984 Місяць тому +63

    "Hurricane Gay Fart" 🗣🗣🔥🔥

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza Місяць тому +33

    Regarding funny names for hurricanes:
    In Scotland we had “Hurricaine Bawbag” (yes, named after your balls) in 2011, we as a nation just decided “aye, this feels right”
    There’s historic news clips on YT of news reporters calling it Hurricane Bawbag, so I don’t see why our American friends can’t give them funny names tbh!

    • @DoughnutDragon
      @DoughnutDragon Місяць тому +5

      Things like this are why scotland is one of my favorite places

  • @richerdos1121
    @richerdos1121 Місяць тому +6

    13:45 is now my favourite clip of all time. That “yeah big poopy” was so understated 😭😭

  • @otaku.assassin2993
    @otaku.assassin2993 Місяць тому +91

    Fun fact: the people who built the pyramids weren’t actually slaves, they were just workers, like construction all through history, building the pyramids was just another job that they were paid and given accommodations for, and because of how renowned and respected the pharaohs were, it was actually considered an honour to assist in the pyramids construction. There’s even still remnants of the camps made specifically for the workers to make their great task easier, and they were allowed leave for certain circumstances there are actually still readable lists of😊

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Місяць тому +7

      I thought everyone knew this at this point, or at least blarg would

    • @squibblez2517
      @squibblez2517 Місяць тому +1

      Was gonna comment this

    • @swaffelsmurf424
      @swaffelsmurf424 Місяць тому +10

      yeah but it's one of their biggest "we are victims" cards. you know who I mean. my wife is an Egyptologist and has had some very serious disagreements with the only jew in the family about this subject

    • @nctv7980
      @nctv7980 Місяць тому

      Errrm actually🤓

    • @dumpsterfiregames4710
      @dumpsterfiregames4710 Місяць тому

      @@redmist6630 Blarg is, somehow, one of the smartest goons and one of the dumbest f*ckers I've ever listened to. Still luv him though

  • @BlueEyedRaven77
    @BlueEyedRaven77 Місяць тому +10

    The Doo is a human mutt, he’s a little bit of everything.

  • @ZacksHomeStudio
    @ZacksHomeStudio Місяць тому +10

    Finally a sequel to Breaking Crab!!

  • @lil_wnggaming8738
    @lil_wnggaming8738 Місяць тому +5

    I love the fact that blag is watching Blackhawk down in the background of this video

  • @Doc-Blitzkrieg
    @Doc-Blitzkrieg Місяць тому +48

    I feel like to find out Dooo’s identity at this point all someone has to do is look up one of the like 5 family trees in Missouri that have White, Native American, and Jewish heritage and also has an African American family member that married in within at least the last 50ish years.
    Like, there cannot be that many results that fit all the criteria.
    Edit: To narrow down the search even further you could only look for families with members in their late 20s named Eric with no known spouse/partner.

    • @MikeSanders2000
      @MikeSanders2000 Місяць тому +11

      given I currently live in Missouri, You are so very wrong

    • @Doc-Blitzkrieg
      @Doc-Blitzkrieg Місяць тому +4

      @@MikeSanders2000
      Narrow it down to only include families with people named Eric who have no known spouse/partners

    • @taylorbarker616
      @taylorbarker616 Місяць тому +14

      And lives in a community where you need to tell jokes to get candy on Halloween.

  • @VoidedStranger
    @VoidedStranger Місяць тому +2

    This video was wild. Some of the best unfiltered comedy. Keep it up, goonz.

  • @guh4126
    @guh4126 Місяць тому +7

    24:48 me when serving Bo Burnham soup

  • @MiloLamar
    @MiloLamar Місяць тому +3

    Socially aware Carl has to be one of my favorite bits of the year

  • @nalcednitro9874
    @nalcednitro9874 Місяць тому +5

    Is it just me or did that Carl bit really feel like the old Goons? A good bit of 2019 nostalgia

  • @th3m3trx
    @th3m3trx Місяць тому +10

    Blarg is a CSGO pro in my opinion, never seen plays like he’s made

    • @RLHvanDijk
      @RLHvanDijk Місяць тому

      And he's not even paying attention.

  • @hunterdevine1140
    @hunterdevine1140 Місяць тому +5

    THEY'RE EATING THE LAMAS JIMMY!😂

  • @Swiftairhead289
    @Swiftairhead289 Місяць тому +1

    Walks next to a dwarf "YOOOOO" 😭

  • @Hyperbolicbackhole
    @Hyperbolicbackhole Місяць тому +12

    Breaking news Waluigi has resurrected 50 worm ceos

  • @DeeoneandLonely
    @DeeoneandLonely Місяць тому +6

    23:08 Majestic throw

  • @stonedseahobo
    @stonedseahobo Місяць тому +5

    i should not have watched this while sick i think im dying political wheezer crashing out almost killed me

  • @trentonbrooks3373
    @trentonbrooks3373 Місяць тому +6

    Political Carl Weezer has to be the funniest bit on the internet

  • @enricohepner
    @enricohepner Місяць тому +1

    almost an hour of this wormage? damn, I fully enjoyed this early xmas present

  • @rootbeerguy690
    @rootbeerguy690 Місяць тому +3

    30:29 Me trying to get away with shoplifting a mattress

  • @Bloodspilla28
    @Bloodspilla28 Місяць тому +3

    40:51 is the Worm Arc

  • @logansrevenge1214
    @logansrevenge1214 Місяць тому +1

    Glad I'm not the only that hears doo say woo-are😂. He's last video had an ad for woo-are thunder.

  • @zacheyer4713
    @zacheyer4713 Місяць тому +3

    As a Canadian Blarg had mandatory Thrills time where he’s gotta eat a whole pack and say it tastes great while rubbing Smittys arm gently

  • @yofoshizzle66
    @yofoshizzle66 Місяць тому +1

    I love using my cars exhaust to keep me warn on these cold winter nights, also drinking bodka shots for 6 hours helps

  • @OmeGa_x1234
    @OmeGa_x1234 Місяць тому +2

    Can we please appreciate the fish rap in chat during that Walter Worm bit?

  • @kinglegacy26
    @kinglegacy26 Місяць тому +1

    Socially Aware Carl is the most needed thing for 2024

  • @redbarrelentertainment
    @redbarrelentertainment Місяць тому +3

    "The Jews on literally everything. You're gonna tell me they didn't design the Pyramids?"
    "No. It was aliens. It was aliens and David Bowie."
    Makes sense to me

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza Місяць тому +5

    “What’s a soul brother”
    A basketball American!

  • @danielpham8627
    @danielpham8627 Місяць тому +1

    51:40 blarg you don't understand how crazy that was

  • @CRatcliffe
    @CRatcliffe Місяць тому +1

    Dam yall had me going in the second half after the Arab voice and the Carl wheezer😂😂😂

  • @sleepless_160
    @sleepless_160 Місяць тому +1

    Worming bad bit had me crying

  • @youngcvsper
    @youngcvsper Місяць тому +1

    When I heard swagger say you guys were talking about worms for a minute on the podcast I was excited for the footage, I don’t know if I still am after seeing it 😂

  • @MiguelOHara-r9t
    @MiguelOHara-r9t Місяць тому +3

    we have shifted from crabs to worms

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 Місяць тому

    Between this and Oney's black pilled Wheezer we got the makings of a fascinating Jimmy neutron reboot

  • @GooberiusProd
    @GooberiusProd Місяць тому +8

    11 BILLION WORMS

  • @STUDI0TK
    @STUDI0TK Місяць тому

    Finally more crab formula jokes
    We need more of those

  • @8---Dhonse
    @8---Dhonse Місяць тому +1

    "Jimmy the worms are in my head Jimmy, please make it stop,please!"
    -Carl Wormzer

  • @probablyhiding
    @probablyhiding Місяць тому

    the swing from radicalized Carl to Wormany had me crying

  • @yakunitahasdied2479
    @yakunitahasdied2479 Місяць тому +2

    "i am not IN worm skylar. i AM the worm"

  • @celticdabs6428
    @celticdabs6428 Місяць тому +5

    14:50 Gives Xavier: Renegade Angel

  • @B.a.k.e.d.b.e.a.n.s.
    @B.a.k.e.d.b.e.a.n.s. Місяць тому

    I have watched every csgo video the gang have produced at least 3 times and I’m in love

  • @fivezedits2486
    @fivezedits2486 Місяць тому +2

    Almost an hr long CS video from Blarg? Oh we eating good today lads.

  • @Jewshua
    @Jewshua Місяць тому +13

    As a Jew I approve of these “jokes”

  • @Adamsisthedriver
    @Adamsisthedriver Місяць тому

    Getting high and hearing nothing but worm related content is a blast, I have now accepted one million worms under my skin

  • @thedemolitionmuniciple
    @thedemolitionmuniciple Місяць тому

    this was the perfect video for half watching while disinfectant-wiping down a box of decade-old nail polishes that some actually look good still but also there were mouse poos in the box to wrap up for my sister's worm birthday

  • @krisi192995
    @krisi192995 Місяць тому

    I swear I've heard Swagger said: "I know slavery was bad.. But hear me out" 😂

  • @KVGKQuake
    @KVGKQuake Місяць тому +1

    I think we found the perfect combination for the most cancerous brain rot ever: SwaggerSouls + The Goons + CS. Each on their own are equally awful, but together, there's nothing else like it

  • @sondradoubleu
    @sondradoubleu Місяць тому +5

    A second frog has just…
    You know 🐸🐸🛸

    • @Samus5164
      @Samus5164 Місяць тому

      hit the lilypad?

  • @t22lw12
    @t22lw12 Місяць тому +4

    Earth, Worm, & and fire

  • @squidy_199
    @squidy_199 Місяць тому +1

    the worm part made me feel like i time traveled

  • @philipmaloy1975
    @philipmaloy1975 Місяць тому +1

    Allen stone got an awesome song out.
    Sweet Little Worms❤

  • @8igPoppa
    @8igPoppa Місяць тому +3

    Mr. Mario there's been a second blue shell

  • @sleepless_160
    @sleepless_160 Місяць тому

    Hearing you confused about the Major was so funny 😂

  • @Rommola-c5z
    @Rommola-c5z Місяць тому +2

    40:55 Where it all began...

  • @Rat-King27
    @Rat-King27 Місяць тому +1

    37:40 three wars? I'm trying to think of what the third is, Ukraine/Russia, Israel/Hamas, there's a few civil wars, like Syria, Yemen and Sudan.

  • @GunnCarter91
    @GunnCarter91 Місяць тому +1

    soup means a Zamboni i believe its a vehicle for resurfacing the Ice rink

  • @averagesouthtexan5269
    @averagesouthtexan5269 28 днів тому

    The wheezer bit had me WHEEZING

  • @GeraldRuckuston
    @GeraldRuckuston Місяць тому

    Me when the worm is always worming. Also, yeah! Wormany! Would visit there going going gone right now! Blud is not socially responsible for Wormany Economy Economics.

  • @sealtielaquino7959
    @sealtielaquino7959 Місяць тому +1

    wooo a blarg vid to start my day

  • @kingzombie951
    @kingzombie951 Місяць тому +1

    I watch blargs content when I run out of smii7y content to watch

  • @bingus1985
    @bingus1985 Місяць тому +1

    ima be thinking about worms all day now

  • @TrickyDicky07
    @TrickyDicky07 Місяць тому

    These clips will age like a fine wine

  • @stormz4432
    @stormz4432 3 дні тому

    My school had a assembly about sack tapping, true story 😂

  • @WyattPayne-j6j
    @WyattPayne-j6j Місяць тому +1

    Sir a second Luigi has hit the building

  • @mondocanemczee
    @mondocanemczee Місяць тому

    This entire video is what it sounds like when my ADD brain randomly spaces out

  • @wolfzes6479
    @wolfzes6479 Місяць тому +1

    Motionless in Worm

  • @jakesinclair69420
    @jakesinclair69420 Місяць тому +1

    Can't wait to see the uncut version, if this is FIFTY FIVE MINUTES!!!

  • @submissivesandwich7084
    @submissivesandwich7084 Місяць тому +1

    I am the worm who knocks

  • @AntiGrass01
    @AntiGrass01 Місяць тому +2

    Bruh this was wormderful

  • @JustAGoofyIssac
    @JustAGoofyIssac Місяць тому +1

    as an Australian, i never heard of this "dewormer"

  • @Philipp_Thielen_510
    @Philipp_Thielen_510 7 днів тому

    47:45 well there are Wormed and Wormhole that are both awesome

  • @SrRatSandwich
    @SrRatSandwich Місяць тому +2

    Good Mythical Morning: does it turd

  • @martybanks7413
    @martybanks7413 Місяць тому +1

    11 billion worms have gone missing

  • @ExcelsiorZF
    @ExcelsiorZF 20 днів тому

    I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did then during the whole ass Carl Wheezer bit

  • @jadeend960
    @jadeend960 Місяць тому +1

    why does soup's voice transform into Yumi sometimes lol

  • @arcage_0132
    @arcage_0132 Місяць тому +1

    The consensus behind the pyramids for egyptologists is that they were not built by slaves. Yes they had slaves at one point. But the workers who built the pyramids were paid

  • @KingEhrys98
    @KingEhrys98 Місяць тому +1

    highly esteemed gorilla

  • @GuestVeea
    @GuestVeea Місяць тому +1

    Blarging my swagger until I soup

  • @elisafigueroa4171
    @elisafigueroa4171 Місяць тому +1

    Worm 🪱 is bringing me back to bappo 👁️👁️

  • @kingzombie951
    @kingzombie951 Місяць тому +1

    I don't now why I laughed at that im only dining on fine China. That bit was so stupid

  • @koolkorean7751
    @koolkorean7751 Місяць тому +1

    They kept mentioning Eugene and Im looking at my monitor like why you saying my name?

  • @bowhester7928
    @bowhester7928 Місяць тому

    55min video you have blessed us long vid enjoyers

  • @dmtrf-1121
    @dmtrf-1121 Місяць тому +1

    Theres an actual band called Worm Shepard and they're pretty good! 😂

  • @LonelyRothschild
    @LonelyRothschild Місяць тому +2

    Thank you Blarg

  • @RanferiH
    @RanferiH Місяць тому +1

    Dance Gavin Worm mentioned!!!!!