3 SCARY GAMES #5

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  • @maizeandblue5102
    @maizeandblue5102 6 років тому +9641

    *sees picture of family with holes in them*
    "What a holesome family"
    Mark's got puns

    • @RustySpoke
      @RustySpoke 5 років тому +143

      This comment is grate but it’s a little cheesy

    • @bigoz5105
      @bigoz5105 5 років тому +14

      Luis Rodriguez what do you think my profile picture is

    • @nevemnevem1088
      @nevemnevem1088 5 років тому +1

      Idiot you just faked from him and you got a 1k.IDIOT

    • @DxdEyez
      @DxdEyez 5 років тому +8

      1,000th like

    • @PotartOnYT
      @PotartOnYT 5 років тому +18

      Ironic if he suffers from trypophobia too.

  • @stewiegriffin7237
    @stewiegriffin7237 4 роки тому +528

    0:46 Insomnis
    21:04 Survival Of The Smartest
    27:23 Darkness Dwells

  • @Jermert_
    @Jermert_ 5 років тому +3305

    Girl: screams
    Ad: *allow me to introduce myself*

  • @blayrerapkoski2757
    @blayrerapkoski2757 4 роки тому +4385

    Anybody else fall asleep to his voice 😂 just cause it’s so soothing? Him and Morgan freeman got somethin goin

    • @redacted4695
      @redacted4695 3 роки тому +75

      yeah lol

    • @lauryn5696
      @lauryn5696 3 роки тому +123

      It’s cuz they both start with m’s which ‘mmmm’ also starts with

    • @Sfmsmy
      @Sfmsmy 3 роки тому +74

      I thought I was the only one?!

    • @musicalmanticore5208
      @musicalmanticore5208 3 роки тому +83

      MHMMM He reminds me of corpse but better. I like his voice more then corpse because it still is a giggly deep voice xD

    • @CAPTAIN_KIA
      @CAPTAIN_KIA 3 роки тому +18

      uh me 2😂

  • @kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420
    @kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420 5 років тому +2070

    Y'know what
    The ambiance of the first game is _actually_ terrifying

  • @Miss_Jackson251
    @Miss_Jackson251 4 роки тому +3436

    Mark: I gotta do the Pledge of Allegiance to refresh my memory!
    *Starts to sing Star Spangled Banner*

    • @garfielffan6954
      @garfielffan6954 4 роки тому +123

      He got the answer wrong, too

    • @DroneShotFPV
      @DroneShotFPV 4 роки тому +58

      Don't forget three are 7 red stripes, not 9 lol

    • @kingfloof5939
      @kingfloof5939 4 роки тому +73

      @@DroneShotFPV I thought it was 9 cuz it was 9 colonies, and like 10 minutes later i just yelled, THERE'S 13!!

    • @broken-unbeliever3307
      @broken-unbeliever3307 3 роки тому +7

      XD

    • @soontherewillbesnow
      @soontherewillbesnow 3 роки тому +37

      @@kingfloof5939 If I remember correctly, there were originally 13 stars for the 13 colonies. So that's where that comes from, I believe.

  • @jhwardius
    @jhwardius 6 років тому +2266

    This may sound corny but whatever I don't care.
    So my sister has very severe autism, and she never talks or anything. She usually stays quiet or draws. A few months ago I showed her a Markiplier video, and she really liked it so I showed her some more. She likes his sense of humor and his deep voice. She's been watching all of them ever since. She was really happy when he uploaded today, so keep up the good work Markiplier! 👍

    • @ooartieoo4196
      @ooartieoo4196 6 років тому +193

      Not corny dude, I think it's really great. C:

    • @CreatorSamiswatchingyou
      @CreatorSamiswatchingyou 6 років тому +110

      awww thats so great!!!!
      really touching 😢😢😁😁

    • @valcliffb8558
      @valcliffb8558 6 років тому +141

      Hey man, I'm glad your sis found someone that helps bring her out of her shell. I'm glad Mark is back too, youtube's been a bit lonely without his chicanery.

    • @diamondcry5470
      @diamondcry5470 6 років тому +65

      crap potato Praying that Mark sees this comment...

    • @violetpixie7224
      @violetpixie7224 6 років тому +43

      Aw that's amazing I'm glad markimoo puts a smile on a lot of people's faces ❤

  • @woahtokyo8032
    @woahtokyo8032 4 роки тому +1131

    When you have captions on, in the beginning of the video when mark says “ruining it with my presence and stupidity” who ever was doing the captions said “no mark we love you :c” I thought that was the cutest

    • @sxnsetgaming1765
      @sxnsetgaming1765 3 роки тому +21

      yeah I saw that that was cute XD

    • @InternetFemceI
      @InternetFemceI 3 роки тому +3

      17:38

    • @iamanitthanks4208
      @iamanitthanks4208 3 роки тому +19

      Or when he said pay very close attention to me and they added the “will do” I also thought that was cute

    • @megasauruss
      @megasauruss 3 роки тому +59

      It's cute, but defeats the purpose of captions. People seem to forget that deaf/hard of hearing people do actually need to use them.

    • @woahtokyo8032
      @woahtokyo8032 3 роки тому +21

      @@megasauruss well yea I understand that but the message was in parentheses and I think they would know it’s not what he’s saying

  • @lonkwuzhere4433
    @lonkwuzhere4433 5 років тому +1942

    Mark - "if you know one thing about me it's that I'm a real smart."
    also Mark - *legitimately questions if rice was grown in Ireland*

  • @grim5054
    @grim5054 5 років тому +496

    I like how when mark's flight or flight responcw happens
    The first thing is flight, but when that inevitably and always fails, he goes straight to fight

    • @arkatoreus9422
      @arkatoreus9422 5 років тому +3

      Do you mean "fight or flight" Proofreading FTW and yes, proofreading is 1 word.

    • @terichix8494
      @terichix8494 5 років тому +31

      @@arkatoreus9422 why did you feel the need to type anything about proofreading? Are you that proud of reading someone elses comment?

    • @jackalthesandwingminecraft2480
      @jackalthesandwingminecraft2480 4 роки тому +13

      @@arkatoreus9422 boochdag

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah, Mark's uniqueness goes up to the point that he does flight or fight instead. First he tries to run away but _even if running away is working_ he will eventually turn around and face danger head on.

  • @thatcringykey9946
    @thatcringykey9946 5 років тому +2455

    *SCREAMS AFTER HAVING HAND CUT OFF*
    ME- I guess he couldn't *HaNdLe* it

    • @mytrr
      @mytrr 5 років тому +51

      This is why I don’t scroll down the comments

    • @malfoyer459
      @malfoyer459 5 років тому +23

      Moi Boi this is why nobody likes you

    • @nottwiggy8708
      @nottwiggy8708 5 років тому +30

      @@malfoyer459 Don't take it that far or hard

    • @15prime8
      @15prime8 5 років тому +8

      damn you're good

    • @angiearroyo7473
      @angiearroyo7473 5 років тому +5

      Wow...

  • @ENTR0PY
    @ENTR0PY 4 роки тому +131

    14:11
    As I like to say,
    *"You can't outwit the brainless."*

  • @justice9891
    @justice9891 6 років тому +356

    "Crank and yank,"
    * pulls Ethan out of a closet *
    "No Justice, not that crank."

    • @couchgaming216
      @couchgaming216 5 років тому +8

      If u don't crank it. Soulja boi gonna crank it for you.

    • @MikasMeme
      @MikasMeme 5 років тому +1

      @@couchgaming216 no he is prob gonna be in jail soon after the whole lawsuit thing

    • @xxMENZOCKxx
      @xxMENZOCKxx 5 років тому

      Nice name

    • @Sweetie.21
      @Sweetie.21 2 роки тому +1

      But... what would you be yanking? It better not be Eef! Because I doubt he would consent to that.
      Also, you may not yank me either (my name is also Ethan).

    • @sanders_kfc
      @sanders_kfc 2 роки тому +2

      @@Sweetie.21
      (Nor me, my name is also Ethan lol)

  • @sethknights2751
    @sethknights2751 4 роки тому +1528

    Child: *screams*
    Ad: A man has fallen into the river in lego city! Start a new rescue helicopter.

  • @vespertiwolf7195
    @vespertiwolf7195 4 роки тому +305

    "How many stripes are there on the American flag?"
    "Oh say can you see...
    NINE!"

  • @tajb6406
    @tajb6406 3 роки тому +406

    32:49
    Others when scared: “AHH”
    Mark when scared: “m A s t u R b A t i o N”

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +8

      I wish I screamed that when I got scared. There is one problem though, I don't get scared.

    • @Lunarmoon465
      @Lunarmoon465 Рік тому +4

      @@loki4807 lol same …

    • @Lunarmoon465
      @Lunarmoon465 Рік тому +3

      Lol

    • @kolafluffarts1771
      @kolafluffarts1771 5 місяців тому +1

      I immediately scream "fuck off" or "fuck you"

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 6 років тому +438

    "Did my manly screams of delight scare you?" - Markiplier, 2018.

    • @stephenleong7373
      @stephenleong7373 6 років тому +1

      Firock Finion im deaf.....

    • @imbluepower2708
      @imbluepower2708 6 років тому +5

      "What a hole-some family" - Markiplier, 2018.

    • @firockfinion3326
      @firockfinion3326 6 років тому +2

      Stephen Leong, oh, that's unfortunate. I'm sorry.

    • @stephenleong7373
      @stephenleong7373 6 років тому

      Firock Finion im not deaf its just the screams wanna make me deaf

  • @WithVince
    @WithVince 6 років тому +671

    Here is the Jumpscare List! 😊
    Time Scary Meter
    9: 02 1/5
    10: 15 1/5
    13: 04 2/5
    13: 20 2/5
    23: 18 3/5
    29: 03 3/5
    29: 59 2/5
    31: 19 4-5/5

    • @withoutvince7378
      @withoutvince7378 6 років тому +12

      GamingWithVince101 Thank you very much! 😘

    • @WithVince
      @WithVince 6 років тому +12

      Michaela H
      Yea I know that but Time links aren't allowed in Markiplier's channel.

    • @WithVince
      @WithVince 6 років тому +9

      And if you do put time links, you'll not see this comment.

    • @splinter8930
      @splinter8930 6 років тому +9

      Wait whut? Why is that not allowed on Mark's channel?

    • @divinekonan6308
      @divinekonan6308 6 років тому +5

      Omg thank you

  • @Max-hu8fw
    @Max-hu8fw 5 років тому +186

    29:02 *jumscare happens*
    Ad: “What do you want to be when you grow up? AN ASTRONAUT”

    • @twg6186
      @twg6186 5 років тому +4

      Ms.Queen O Crustaceans sAme

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 4 роки тому +2

      I did not get an ad. Lmao

    • @qpie3409
      @qpie3409 4 роки тому +2

      @@ipsharoy7398
      I got noodle Ad

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 4 роки тому +1

      @@qpie3409 I am hungry now

    • @qpie3409
      @qpie3409 4 роки тому +2

      @@ipsharoy7398
      Same

  • @thejamester14
    @thejamester14 4 роки тому +712

    "Every night when you go to sleep theres things peering at you from the closet"
    Jokes on you Mark I don't have a closet

    • @sadsquid2222
      @sadsquid2222 3 роки тому +37

      I sleep in my closet

    • @dakotabean2242
      @dakotabean2242 3 роки тому +12

      @@sadsquid2222 same

    • @shikupo
      @shikupo 3 роки тому +51

      @@sadsquid2222 in order to beat the monster, you must become the monster

    • @whytho4024
      @whytho4024 3 роки тому +7

      @@sadsquid2222 Samsies. My room used to be a kitchen so my closet is huge

    • @CrusaderCarlton
      @CrusaderCarlton 3 роки тому +4

      Same

  • @wildwolf1657
    @wildwolf1657 6 років тому +2053

    I really hate stairs because their usually up to something.

    • @evanmaves8346
      @evanmaves8346 6 років тому +43

      wildWolf 1 that was bad

    • @averagebleachsalesman390
      @averagebleachsalesman390 6 років тому +56

      Rethink your life.

    • @eat.pant_1217
      @eat.pant_1217 6 років тому +183

      Same, I also hate people who use graph paper because I feel that they are always plotting something

    • @chrisdabeast5622
      @chrisdabeast5622 6 років тому +80

      All the hate that this comment is getting you, don't let it effect you. That was pretty good.

    • @wildwolf1657
      @wildwolf1657 6 років тому +22

      Thanks Ultimate gamer360

  • @AlbertaCree06
    @AlbertaCree06 5 років тому +273

    “And like most children... we get no sleep cause we’re trying not to die!” Yes. True. Accurate. Preach.

  • @adamuntius9646
    @adamuntius9646 6 років тому +187

    The return of the exiled!!!!
    Btw you won't ruin UA-cam, you're saving it by posting this video... Keep doing what you love!!!

  • @EmilySpiritExT
    @EmilySpiritExT 4 роки тому +112

    The Darkness Dwells reminds me of a story I heard. I forgot from where I heard it but it was a scary story. That in a family there was a little girl that was very scared of what she claimed to be monsters coming for her at night. She'd wake up in the middle of the night screaming and distressed. Whenever that happened, her parents checked on her to see there was nothing wrong but her being in distress. Out of love, they let her sleep in their bed several nights, as they believed she was only having nightmares. Eventually the dad got annoyed with their daughter constantly sleeping with them every night. One night after tucking her in bed, he told her she had to be a big girl now, that it's her imagination, no monsters. She didn't like that respond, but what can a kid do to argue if their parents don't believe them about monsters? She had to sleep in her own bedroom again. After he put her to bed, he locked her bedroom or jammed a chair under the knob so it couldn't be opened and he went to bed with his wife. The family slept that night until the frightened screams of their young daughter woke them up. It was still night when she was screaming out of horror and fear. I think eventually the noise died down, and the parents drifted back to sleep. They woke up the next morning and went to their daughter's bedroom, only to find she was missing with no traces of what happened or something like that.
    That's what I remember of the story. I think there was a part during the screaming she tried to escape through her blocked bedroom door only to find it's been locked or jammed closed. So she couldn't run to her parents' room like the previous nights to save her from the monsters that were coming for her each night. I'm positive it's a scary story, not a real story that really happened to a family. Cause every kid complains about monsters when they are so young and love the protection of sleeping alongside their parents to keep the monsters away, and as far as know every human had survived childhood through those fears. Sadly, I don't remember how it ended other than the girl was missing mysteriously. Like there's no way she had escaped her bedroom that night, and I can't remember if there was any saying if there was nothing or if there was any trace that something did happen. Like if the monsters were real and had succeeded in kidnapping her that night she was stuck in her bedroom or not. But it was very spooky story.
    If anyone kinda recognizes the description of the story I gave please, let me know the name of it cause it's clear I forgotten it. Please be kind to me, I know this comment is long but I couldn't make a short comment with everything I had to say. And even if anyone can't recognize the story I kinda retold above, then at least you got to read a spooky story kinda. Please be kind. I felt like making this comment cause Darkness Dwells game kind of reminded me of that story I can't name yet sort of retold poorly.

    • @biccnesse
      @biccnesse 3 роки тому +10

      That's awful, I'm glad it's just a story.

    • @ImpGoddess
      @ImpGoddess 3 роки тому +11

      1. I wish I remembered the name myself but sadly I don't
      2. Cute pfp, kudos especially if you drew it yourself :3

    • @emilyk3183
      @emilyk3183 3 роки тому +14

      This sounds similar to a story I've heard before. It's probably not the same but it does sound familiar. Also, once in a while, I would like to hear about how parents sleep in their child's room to either witness said monsters or just as a way to comfort their child. It's always sleeping in the parent's bed or "no honey, there's no monster's".

    • @nixonthescorpionking
      @nixonthescorpionking 3 роки тому +7

      this is the LONGEST comet ive ever read

    • @simpsonrosetti5130
      @simpsonrosetti5130 3 роки тому +4

      I wish I knew the name, but good story, pretty spooky! *DOOT DOOT*

  • @lostsoul1938
    @lostsoul1938 4 роки тому +150

    Kid screams
    *gets ad*
    Ad: "NEED ROMANCE"

    • @spookyscaven7329
      @spookyscaven7329 3 роки тому +2

      🌹🌷💐💏💐🌷🌹
      🙇‍♀️

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 роки тому +1

      **screams harder**

  • @thatoneguy5-74
    @thatoneguy5-74 6 років тому +1276

    When mark called the phone I got a call on my phone form an unknown number
    It was just my grandma

    • @butt9453
      @butt9453 5 років тому +50

      How was she? She doing well? I hope this is a lesson that i won't ever answer unknown number ever...unless family hehehe >:3

    • @capybar00
      @capybar00 5 років тому +75

      Mark is your grandma

    • @kennethmorganmcgregor3658
      @kennethmorganmcgregor3658 5 років тому +25

      Don't press read more... just imagine...

    • @JesusChrist-ef1xu
      @JesusChrist-ef1xu 5 років тому +8

      Dad is tha you?

    • @skeocide7198
      @skeocide7198 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @azizthecrucial662
    @azizthecrucial662 5 років тому +391

    21:18 "So we're in the most horrible place you could possibly think of"
    SO THOSE LOCKERS, THAT COULD ONLY MEAN...
    [ ! ]
    21:22 "School"
    *Oh no*

    • @azurianumbreon
      @azurianumbreon 4 роки тому +1

      was that a metal gear alert sound

    • @the_population7216
      @the_population7216 4 роки тому +1

      Good news! School is no more! Society is no more! LIFE IS NO MORE! *DEATH IS NO MORE!*

    • @waveflii9563
      @waveflii9563 4 роки тому

      Nobody like it

  • @baemtm
    @baemtm 4 роки тому +40

    10:06
    The little girl in that photo is Caylee Anthony. It's surprising to see something like that there considering how terrible the entire case was.

    • @KATIEMAEMAE
      @KATIEMAEMAE 2 роки тому +8

      I came to the comments to see if anyone noticed that they'd used her photo as the missing girl.

    • @brittanieferguson727
      @brittanieferguson727 2 роки тому +7

      Right? I was like, that seems like a poor decision to use her photo

    • @bridgettmcdaniel6071
      @bridgettmcdaniel6071 Рік тому

      I have been scrolling through the comments to see is anyone else has noticed this too. I thought I was the only one

    • @Anniekitty1016
      @Anniekitty1016 8 місяців тому +4

      Yeah. I'm not happy. Don't use her photo for fun.

  • @jurassicjordan7229
    @jurassicjordan7229 6 років тому +562

    mark: *says 8352*
    *types 8252*
    me:"no.. no.. no no NOOO!!!!"

  • @daniel-gabrielvlad2462
    @daniel-gabrielvlad2462 6 років тому +621

    "Maybe it is 8352"
    *TYPES 8252*
    Edit: I love how we can all relate by this simple statement about Mark :D

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +1564

    Wow what a convincing imposter. You won't fool me this time!

    • @SkinBoy04
      @SkinBoy04 6 років тому +46

      Justin Y. So... the adventure continues.

    • @quinmundell7528
      @quinmundell7528 6 років тому +37

      You mean the other ones fooled you?

    • @foxytlbrider2569
      @foxytlbrider2569 6 років тому +12

      This is the real mark

    • @MadChanneling229
      @MadChanneling229 6 років тому +25

      I SHALL BE ON EVERY MARKIPLIER VIDEO AND SAY MOIST!!!! YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME

    • @shadowrodent1509
      @shadowrodent1509 6 років тому +6

      nope that’s him alright.

  • @masterchief9008
    @masterchief9008 4 роки тому +172

    Mark: every night there's things peering at you from the closet
    Me: ha jokes on you I live in the closet

  • @connorhabrecht9480
    @connorhabrecht9480 6 років тому +94

    This is the most convincing Markiplier exile video I've seen yet!

  • @stussibape5997
    @stussibape5997 6 років тому +195

    "I always bet on Uranus"
    - Markiplier, 2018

    • @danielsatterfield5978
      @danielsatterfield5978 6 років тому +3

      Aaron Kozel award winning speech

    • @a3dg638
      @a3dg638 6 років тому +3

      Aaron Kozel I like Uranus ;)
      What I like the planet Uranus!!

    • @tylerthegrimm
      @tylerthegrimm 6 років тому

      Aaron Kozel I heard Uranus is muddy

  • @OrdinaryPotato
    @OrdinaryPotato 6 років тому +3190

    Man that thumbnail reminded me of the food critic from ratatouille

    • @confusion7
      @confusion7 6 років тому +11

      Ordinary Potato xD

    • @bdog8858
      @bdog8858 6 років тому +7

      Ordinary Potato 😂 im dead

    • @Supermynci9000
      @Supermynci9000 6 років тому +27

      You mean Ego? I guess I can see that a little.

    • @ryderrrrr
      @ryderrrrr 6 років тому +7

      pls You gave me nightmares now pls stop ;-;

    • @persona8439
      @persona8439 6 років тому +3

      Ordinary Potato. Ego.

  • @deadlydiamond
    @deadlydiamond 3 роки тому +136

    Markiplier: "Im trying to get myself back into school when we were doing the Pledge of Allegiance."
    Also Markiplier: *Sings National Anthem*

  • @M3L0618
    @M3L0618 6 років тому +186

    “Son, why are you frantically panting at the middle of 3 am?” * “IM OKAY” *

  • @morqanw
    @morqanw 6 років тому +188

    I’m on a scary games marathon and I’m running out of videos to watch

  • @slpy1988
    @slpy1988 6 років тому +46

    can we appreciate marks pun in the beginning “what a wholesome family”

    • @tachankykang6675
      @tachankykang6675 6 років тому

      Yes I laughed my ass off so much it was SO funny but so sudle

    • @starfox8720
      @starfox8720 6 років тому

      Baeou Music uhhh nope but i just watched jacksepticeye call a banana appealing then flirt with it soooooo

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 4 роки тому +70

    "This game's called survival of the smartest"
    Welp, Mark's dead

  • @matthewweiser9032
    @matthewweiser9032 4 роки тому +191

    mark has the perfect voice for a mystery novel tho

    • @thegod300jr
      @thegod300jr 3 роки тому +1

      Edge of sleep on Spotify check it out

    • @rileymasters1683
      @rileymasters1683 Рік тому

      Or a romance novel.

    • @bibswhat
      @bibswhat Рік тому

      woah there bucko@@rileymasters1683(you're right)

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +488

    The way to tell if he's Mark or not is by measuring how quickly he's driven to insanity because of these games

  • @calebjackson5021
    @calebjackson5021 6 років тому +101

    Mark, you should play Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning. Jack and Dashie played and I really enjoyed seeing them get frustated with it. So when you get the chance, please play it.

    • @thegamingslayer9003
      @thegamingslayer9003 6 років тому +3

      PanPan The Smol Cinnamon Child C: Dude you're right I wacted that video I shout it was a learning game till the teacher pulled out a ruler lmao

    • @calebjackson5021
      @calebjackson5021 6 років тому

      the gaming slayer 900 Lmao

    • @mightyakkylex
      @mightyakkylex 6 років тому

      PanPan The Smol Cinnamon Child C: nice spoiler 🤣🤣

    • @Ahmed.Shaikh
      @Ahmed.Shaikh 6 років тому

      Especially good if u don't know it's genre beforehand

    • @samiinem6505
      @samiinem6505 6 років тому

      the gaming slayer 900 lol same

  • @waveflii9563
    @waveflii9563 4 роки тому +76

    Mark: “I definetly didn’t put my radioactive tutsies on that floor!”
    Me: “You can’t because you’re ex filed a restraining order on you.”

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому

      This was very entertaining.

  • @kungfuhungsu
    @kungfuhungsu 6 років тому +65

    "What a holesome family"
    oh Mark, never change hahahaha

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 6 років тому +393

    "The Earth has a big iron ballsack in the middle of it"
    --Markiplier, 2018

    • @jj_jaspy
      @jj_jaspy 6 років тому

      ZorotheGallade lol

    • @Sneezybirb
      @Sneezybirb 6 років тому

      Sooo the Earth has balls?

    • @tomeh6450
      @tomeh6450 6 років тому

      bluecottoncandy girl,
      Yes. Yes it does.

    • @tomeh6450
      @tomeh6450 6 років тому +1

      Penny Carson, Obviously XD

    • @tomeh6450
      @tomeh6450 6 років тому

      Penny Carson, Lol! I'm not even male and I still think it's funny ;-;

  • @Red-uo6od
    @Red-uo6od 5 років тому +365

    Girl: *Screams*
    Ad: “Try this Rose Vanilla Deodorant!”

  • @QueenShojo
    @QueenShojo 2 роки тому +18

    So I only recently started watching and going through the Scary Games Playlist, so please excuse the 3 years too late comment.
    At 10:04, the newspaper that shows the headline of the missing girl.
    Maybe it's just because I lived in Central Florida during the disappearance and trial of the Caylee Anthony murder, but I recognized her IMMEDIATELY.
    That's the picture the media used every time they talked about her.

    • @DaisyNukes
      @DaisyNukes Рік тому +1

      10:01 I was looking for a comment about the picture. So distasteful to use it imo….

  • @servant3141
    @servant3141 6 років тому +134

    Ah, the days of Markiplier horror have returned. When us viewers must balance uncontrollable laughter with bloodcurdling screams that could stop the hearts of senior citizens.

  • @jaelynnpennington7412
    @jaelynnpennington7412 6 років тому +72

    "And like most children we don't get any sleep cause we're trying not to DIE!" Markimoo 2018

  • @laylaxthv
    @laylaxthv 6 років тому +111

    HES BACK YAY LOVE YOU MARK!

  • @quandalefardingle1932
    @quandalefardingle1932 3 роки тому +7

    Quite literally, I watched the 1st scary game and when he called the phone number, I genuinely started freaking out. Not the laughter, not the beeping, but the girl screaming. I immediately tossed off my headset and spammed t he arrow key to skip past. I don't know why I did that but I did. Nice video :D

  • @katierodgers2662
    @katierodgers2662 6 років тому +64

    Omg I'm so glad you're back mark. You have no idea how much we missed you! Thanks for taking so much time for us. And we are thankful

    • @nmspy
      @nmspy 6 років тому +1

      Mark? This is clearly wade. What an imposter. Bring back the last mark...

    • @xxfifirxx
      @xxfifirxx 6 років тому

      :')

    • @HannahArtsygirl
      @HannahArtsygirl 6 років тому

      That's not Mark

  • @BuggyTrucks
    @BuggyTrucks 5 років тому +288

    13:21
    *SCREEEAAAAAAAMMMMM*
    Ad: "Are you ready for the ultimate xfinity x 5?"

  • @voidsalts7158
    @voidsalts7158 6 років тому +66

    "So theres a cross on that door," *Looks to right* "and theres a cross on this door," *Looks to left* "So it has to be this door!" *Goes forward* Why do I watch and love this weirdo?
    We've missed you Mark

  • @kharszy
    @kharszy 4 роки тому +57

    Mark:"You know this happens every night when you're going to bed when you're alone in your room,there's things peering at you from the closet" (33:29)
    Me: That's why I keep the closet always open, so I could stare back at it c:

    • @lunarkitsune2552
      @lunarkitsune2552 4 роки тому

      Heidi S I always had my closet light on

    • @lemonfizz2897
      @lemonfizz2897 4 роки тому +5

      *Stares at monster, smirking*
      Me: I fucking dare you to walk up to be and say 'boo', ghosty bitch

    • @Scooton
      @Scooton 4 роки тому +1

      @@lemonfizz2897 Oh ho, I can't make you anxious without coming closer.

    • @mushroom_doesnt_exist8053
      @mushroom_doesnt_exist8053 3 роки тому

      Assert dominance

    • @JellOFishLickr
      @JellOFishLickr 3 роки тому

      Me who doesn't have a door to my closet: Haha, try me!

  • @Deathproof73
    @Deathproof73 6 років тому +2446

    Wait... you left?! But.. but.. but.. then who was in the previous videos?....
    *rocks back and forth in a corner questioning my sanity*
    Haha good to have you back :)

    • @indirixa3921
      @indirixa3921 6 років тому +31

      He didn't leave he got exiled

    • @supersaiyanbluevegeta2492
      @supersaiyanbluevegeta2492 6 років тому +18

      His brother dummy

    • @schippai3308
      @schippai3308 6 років тому +7

      k

    • @GlitchyFragment
      @GlitchyFragment 6 років тому +24

      Omi S. *stares at u both......* meh *noms a cookie and rocks in the corner because of no reason*

    • @phillipmayo7843
      @phillipmayo7843 6 років тому +5

      that was Rufus Cunningham in the prior gaming videos you bloody weiner

  • @polywow449
    @polywow449 6 років тому +37

    Mark! Play a game called SCP: Secret Laboratory. It is an online fan version of containment breach, with 5 classes that you can play, including SCP! It is entirely multiplayer, so it is a great stream game as well. Best part is, it is completely free on steam! Ihope you take my advice.
    From,
    A fan

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +586

    This is the cleanest Mark imposter I've seen so far

  • @user-yr6uu1st6q
    @user-yr6uu1st6q 4 роки тому +2

    Jumpscare list:
    *Insomnis*
    5:02 0.5/10
    9:02 1/10
    9:05 2/10
    13:20 1/10 (loud scream)
    *Survival of the smartest*
    23:18 3/10
    *Darkness dwells*
    29:02 4/10
    31:19 4/10

    • @cameronmullin7277
      @cameronmullin7277 4 роки тому

      Thank you. You are really a cultured man/woman/person/thing.(we don't discriminate)

  • @nataliealfera7225
    @nataliealfera7225 6 років тому +275

    Im expecting a lot of jumpscares and a lot of Mark screaming

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 6 років тому +8

      Same, but then again. Aren't we all?

    • @booptydoop7408
      @booptydoop7408 6 років тому +1

      Natalie Alfera same

    • @krystel2153
      @krystel2153 6 років тому +7

      I was expecting a jumpscare list

    • @carrioncrow7687
      @carrioncrow7687 6 років тому +1

      Natalie Alfera without a doubt

    • @toshibh
      @toshibh 6 років тому +3

      And throwing chairs, mouses and swear words right? oops thought this was getting over it.

  • @couchgaming216
    @couchgaming216 5 років тому +573

    Mark: what if I don't wanna go down the stairs!
    The killer: (pulls out sign that says free ice cream)
    Mark: ok mabey just a peek.

  • @slaystation4391
    @slaystation4391 5 років тому +307

    Markiplier: "Easy breezey beautiful"
    Me: "Covergirl"

    • @depressedtheatrekid1709
      @depressedtheatrekid1709 4 роки тому +4

      Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Cover-Mark

    • @DawnStreak.
      @DawnStreak. 4 роки тому +2

      Easy breezy beautiful cover-squirrel

    • @slaystation4391
      @slaystation4391 4 роки тому +1

      @Crotchwhistle Purple who figured what out? Been knew that it was something I said outloud 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @jameswelcher2830
      @jameswelcher2830 4 роки тому +1

      @Crotchwhistle Purple you don't deserve that pfp

  • @sapphireparcival5428
    @sapphireparcival5428 4 роки тому +24

    Mark: *looks at the poster of the family with holes in them*
    Mark: what a hole-some family

  • @gary1315
    @gary1315 6 років тому +70

    That last games beginning made me think my headphones were jacked up.

    • @MontyBoopers
      @MontyBoopers 6 років тому

      Jace Turner oof that's the worst

    • @Pyl64
      @Pyl64 6 років тому +1

      Me too

  • @waterdemon7181
    @waterdemon7181 5 років тому +468

    *child screams**
    Advert immediately comes on: “PIKAAAA!! Pokemon sun and moon”

  • @solsanguis8032
    @solsanguis8032 5 років тому +78

    Kid in darkness dwells: AAAAAAAHHH-
    Mark:UUEEHHAAAAAHH-
    Ad: the future waits for no one.battles are waged in seconds. Join the marines.

    • @MyDoubleJs
      @MyDoubleJs 4 роки тому +1

      me: ...but i don't wanna join the marines.

    • @spookyscaven7329
      @spookyscaven7329 3 роки тому

      Kid in darkness: 🙇‍♀️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 👻

    • @ridiculousgaming416
      @ridiculousgaming416 3 роки тому

      FUCK YES

    • @Ollie_the_Possum
      @Ollie_the_Possum 2 роки тому +2

      Hah, jokes on them. I have depression anxiety autism and ADHD LMAO

  • @Soviet_Russia45
    @Soviet_Russia45 Рік тому +7

    COCKROACH JUMPED AT ME WHEN HE STARTED READING THE NEWSPAPER

  • @allisonhenry6067
    @allisonhenry6067 5 років тому +229

    “I didn’t open that and I definitely didn’t put my radioactive tootsies on that floor”..... I’m DEAD 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @zip7083
    @zip7083 6 років тому +48

    Mark : my hand hurts because signing calendars
    The game : i got you fam *(chops his hand off)*

    • @zip7083
      @zip7083 6 років тому +1

      LOL, I'm not actually laughing lol right shit ...

  • @thesapphiredragon8568
    @thesapphiredragon8568 6 років тому +135

    I love how he tries to say the pledge of allegiance and sings the star spangled banner

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 6 років тому

      Mister Flame Gaming i piss on the star spangled banner

    • @MavieElder37
      @MavieElder37 6 років тому

      Only true mericans know the difference

    • @fatloser8261
      @fatloser8261 6 років тому +2

      That fucking made my day, thank you.(sry for my french)

  • @rebeccakoch9203
    @rebeccakoch9203 2 роки тому +5

    You know I'm glad the disembodied voice has CC, because otherwise it's hard to be terrified when you're yelling "...what??" at the demons.

  • @CrayZigg
    @CrayZigg 6 років тому +109

    so, according to the comments, you should play:
    Granny
    Baldi
    Bendy
    man, the games have weird titles these days

    • @ijxssie
      @ijxssie 6 років тому +2

      I just notice those 3 are "popular" and start with Bs, tf

    • @elliotlamirande3869
      @elliotlamirande3869 6 років тому +7

      CrayZigg bendy the baldi granny

    • @MathisMathis
      @MathisMathis 6 років тому +15

      Jessiam yes, Granny starts with a b, good analysis

    • @thewolfwarriors7333
      @thewolfwarriors7333 6 років тому +1

      If 8 bitryan played them Mark should play them too.

    • @pekachu2260
      @pekachu2260 6 років тому +1

      And they all pretty much end in "ee"... Freddy... slendy man :P

  • @elijahhiggins1780
    @elijahhiggins1780 6 років тому +89

    When you're in the middle of a jump scare and you get a McDonald's add

    • @maddoxio
      @maddoxio 6 років тому +15

      Elijah Higgins whats the difference

    • @cal2850
      @cal2850 6 років тому +3

      I’m lovin it

    • @elishan.1065
      @elishan.1065 6 років тому

      😂

    • @AuthentiKaate
      @AuthentiKaate 6 років тому +3

      Elijah Higgins i laughed way too hard at this

    • @euterpe_exe
      @euterpe_exe 6 років тому +1

      This is one of my favorite comments

  • @CrazyAlaskanCoDShot
    @CrazyAlaskanCoDShot 6 років тому +617

    what a 'holesome' family LMAO

    • @starfruit3575
      @starfruit3575 6 років тому +3

      he said that as soon as I read this

    • @mattanmarw
      @mattanmarw 6 років тому +2

      StarFruit2344 I was going to say that too and then I saw your comment😂😂

    • @thegirlintheback6612
      @thegirlintheback6612 6 років тому

      @@starfruit3575 same dude XD

    • @rainsamavibes2070
      @rainsamavibes2070 6 років тому +3

      That picture of slappy really gives me the 'goosebumps'

    • @bdd1222
      @bdd1222 6 років тому

      *wholesome

  • @riodejaneir0
    @riodejaneir0 4 роки тому +56

    The captions are great.
    (“What a holesome family ;3;” *now is not the time for puns* )
    **SPOOPY MUSIC INTENSIFIES**

  • @angelholland117
    @angelholland117 5 років тому +88

    M: easy, breezy, beautiful.
    My head: *covergirl*

  • @tired_bish5423
    @tired_bish5423 6 років тому +103

    Welcome back! Missed you man

  • @konzie149
    @konzie149 5 років тому +914

    no one:
    literally not a single soul:
    mark: *intensely tickles dead persons toes*

  • @NonexistentNiko
    @NonexistentNiko 3 роки тому +22

    I wanna hear more of "Mark's manly screams of delight"

  • @Z-1991
    @Z-1991 6 років тому +1752

    What the...
    Who are you and what have you done to Markiplier?!, it is obvious that you're using a carboard mask!!

    • @jackmcpe4916
      @jackmcpe4916 6 років тому +7

      XDDDDDDDD

    • @LuckyIStar
      @LuckyIStar 6 років тому +92

      Nah dude, this is totally Ethan. His Mark impressions have become legendary.

    • @joshuareyes4404
      @joshuareyes4404 6 років тому +34

      Zevastian 1991 dont talk about my mom like that, she's trying, ok?😆😆

    • @Gooooooooooose
      @Gooooooooooose 6 років тому +6

      Who is that

    • @jenarupert1359
      @jenarupert1359 6 років тому +22

      this disguise is 10/10

  • @acozmik2732
    @acozmik2732 6 років тому +50

    Nice to see you back again Mark
    And the games were great

  • @stavka4996
    @stavka4996 6 років тому +206

    9: 02 1/5
    10: 15 1/5
    13: 04 2/5
    13: 20 2/5
    23: 18 3/5
    29: 03 3/5
    29: 59 2/5
    31: 19 4-5/5

    • @fetters7094
      @fetters7094 6 років тому +11

      Space Sheepz is this the jump scares?

    • @mikeyjay7518
      @mikeyjay7518 6 років тому +10

      Temporalsky yes it is

    • @mikeyjay7518
      @mikeyjay7518 6 років тому +9

      Are the 1/5 the scare rating?

    • @cory4179
      @cory4179 6 років тому +7

      Tricky BloodMoon yes

    • @mikeyjay7518
      @mikeyjay7518 6 років тому +14

      e a Ok I figured, thank you EA Sports

  • @serenityellsworth5617
    @serenityellsworth5617 4 роки тому +15

    13:21
    I had my headphones in and it was on full valume😵R.I.P

  • @meg69420
    @meg69420 6 років тому +61

    Me: be not scared of any real jumscares
    Also me: horrified of all things that are small spooks

  • @austinmackie776
    @austinmackie776 4 роки тому +61

    Ghost coming towards him: excuse yu excuse yu
    Ghost:*disappears*
    Markiplier: that's what I thought

  • @vulpin7150
    @vulpin7150 6 років тому +83

    Play Bladi's Basics in Education and Learning. It's a super fun and educational game! Nothing bad about it!
    (Mother of jesus Christ i have never gotten this many likes an comments before I'm gonna pass out)

    • @missdestruction6500
      @missdestruction6500 6 років тому

      jesaliz zayas like right it is

    • @no.4737
      @no.4737 6 років тому +2

      jesaliz zayas *VERY* Educational. (๑و•̀ω•́)و **smacks ruler in hand rhythmically**

    • @jamie_saphire3023
      @jamie_saphire3023 6 років тому +1

      Ya... Nothing bad X3

    • @IceShadowNinja
      @IceShadowNinja 6 років тому +1

      Totally normal and so educational! XD

    • @Benjamin-S
      @Benjamin-S 6 років тому

      jesaliz zayas yeah! I learned so much from that game. For an example: rulers hurt :,(!

  • @Ps3udonymous
    @Ps3udonymous 4 роки тому +25

    Hey,where’s the bleach store the thumbnail makes we want to pour the bleach into my eyes

  • @moroselymelancholy7821
    @moroselymelancholy7821 6 років тому +152

    Mark you gotta play Baldi's Basics!!

  • @SorellaDahliaIII
    @SorellaDahliaIII 5 років тому +74

    4:47
    Oh it's a *pOOzlE!*

  • @AnriSeanScott
    @AnriSeanScott 2 роки тому +15

    Mark: "Manly screams of delight-"
    Me: Those are called moans, Mark.

  • @squishymacchiato9428
    @squishymacchiato9428 6 років тому +47

    *"What a Wholesome family"*
    I'm-

    • @kaylynxup
      @kaylynxup 6 років тому +8

      Squishy Macchiato that precious girl, she's really got the best of both her parents, got her mom's heart and her dad's brain, she's going places.
      Probably a mental institution or prison, but places.

    • @thisismyshameaccount3381
      @thisismyshameaccount3381 6 років тому

      Squishy Macchiato accidental pun also with the mother having a hole in her chest

  • @hayleysmith9942
    @hayleysmith9942 6 років тому +518

    13:23 R.I.P headphone users
    You'll thank me later :)

    • @e.p2717
      @e.p2717 6 років тому +23

      Thank u when i got to that part my ears started bleeding

    • @Frog-uy5gk
      @Frog-uy5gk 6 років тому +11

      Thank you I am saved

    • @lazykpop3215
      @lazykpop3215 6 років тому +3

      T.T*

    • @fallenfromgracee1059
      @fallenfromgracee1059 6 років тому +9

      just gonna turn my volume down now...

    • @fallenfromgracee1059
      @fallenfromgracee1059 6 років тому +5

      LOL I DIDN'T DO IT god help me im gonna watch in full screen now

  • @blurryphan7578
    @blurryphan7578 6 років тому +64

    I missed you Mark! I'm glad you're back. :)

    • @bethanyzamora1146
      @bethanyzamora1146 6 років тому

      where'd he go?

    • @14nsmusic44
      @14nsmusic44 6 років тому

      Bethany Zamora signing 35,000 tasteful nude calendars for charity

  • @jaylondent4718
    @jaylondent4718 4 роки тому +13

    13:20 ⚠VOLUME WARNING! ⚠

  • @Potato-if7hh
    @Potato-if7hh 6 років тому +301

    Mark: says 8352
    *Types 8252*
    Me: NOOOO! BOI

    • @umok6643
      @umok6643 6 років тому +8

      STRANGER THINGS #1 Fan that literally made me so mad

    • @jinx5033
      @jinx5033 6 років тому +3

      STRANGER THINGS #1 Fan he pushed 3. But it glitched and put 2

    • @mega7758
      @mega7758 6 років тому +3

      I was like : now u r not gonna be able to finish da game and u will be wondering whae. Good job mark

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil 6 років тому +1

      >8252
      *_REEEEEEEEE_*

    • @ynaegloo1917
      @ynaegloo1917 6 років тому +2

      STRANGER THINGS #1 Fan NOOOOOO GIRL!

  • @RilesDoesWhatever
    @RilesDoesWhatever 6 років тому +697

    Yay! You’re back! We missed you, Mark! :D

    • @diobrando2703
      @diobrando2703 6 років тому +3

      GirlGaming1324 I missed mark to 😊

    • @tobby_animations9276
      @tobby_animations9276 6 років тому

      Yea im happy when he back

    • @windowwatcher9161
      @windowwatcher9161 6 років тому +2

      What happened exactly?

    • @eatsyougore
      @eatsyougore 6 років тому +2

      What do you mean
      Weve been getting a bumch of totally normal videos

    • @beckmancaver704
      @beckmancaver704 6 років тому

      GirlGaming1324 where did he go? He didn’t make videos Ik but I haven’t seen him say anything

  • @marceline512
    @marceline512 6 років тому +116

    **Jumpscare gets halfway done**
    me: AH!
    **abruptly cuts to ad**
    me: ...oh

    • @NOOB_O14
      @NOOB_O14 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @pettyofficergaming7255
      @pettyofficergaming7255 6 років тому +2

      I feel like the shit on the floor that looks like water is actually blood

    • @speakerbox3602
      @speakerbox3602 6 років тому +1

      Petty Officer Gaming it probably is blood...😅🙁 that is worrying...*awkward scilence* um well so this got awkward.

    • @Mystic-Misfit
      @Mystic-Misfit 6 років тому

      Dapper Dino *Jumpscare*

    • @GabHowDoI
      @GabHowDoI 6 років тому +1

      Emma Kirby scilence? You have mistaken sir its *SILENCE*

  • @lindsaysknitdrinkrepeat
    @lindsaysknitdrinkrepeat 3 роки тому +3

    The little girl miss is Lena Lunsford!!!! It’s a WV missing persons case. That’s her actual missing persons photo. The mother is in jail for her mother but to this day they haven’t located her body. But her other kids turned her in for murdering her daughter a year after she went missing.

    • @alyzamarie2100
      @alyzamarie2100 3 роки тому

      It’s actually Kaylee Anthony! Daughter of Casey Anthony.. unfortunately she was found deceased. All signs point to her mother but she was found not guilty ☹️

    • @lindsaysknitdrinkrepeat
      @lindsaysknitdrinkrepeat 3 роки тому +1

      @@alyzamarie2100 damnit! It is. They look so similar because they were at a similar age. :/ sorry!

  • @lynnly330
    @lynnly330 5 років тому +195

    7:03 Cosmo and Wanda aren't hidden very well😂

    • @iamchriswernet
      @iamchriswernet 5 років тому +11

      Green and pink..... Now I'm not a septiplier shipper so that's not what I'm gonna say BUUUUUUUUT Jameson Jackson and Wilfur Warfstache seem to have found they're way into a game with DEAD bodies....... Ay? No? Okay....

    • @aphmauldshadowladys1fans413
      @aphmauldshadowladys1fans413 4 роки тому

      Wtf

    • @Eselball
      @Eselball 4 роки тому +2

      Lynnly B what show was that from again

    • @Rui88900
      @Rui88900 4 роки тому +3

      @@Eselball fairly odd parents

    • @Eselball
      @Eselball 4 роки тому +2

      S Satim143 S thank you, i knew i have heard those names