Adam and Eve 40 years later...

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • Life after eden isn't the paradise we all hoped... thank you to today's sponsor Ground News. Visit ground.news/julie to stay fully informed. Subscribe through my link to get 30% off unlimited access to the Vantage Plan
    Actors: Julie Nolke
    Writer: Julie Nolke
    Camera: Sam Larson
    Editor: Alec McKay
    Production Assistant: Alexa MacKell

КОМЕНТАРІ • 416

  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  5 місяців тому +27

    Visit ground.news/julie to stay fully informed. Subscribe through my link to get 30% off unlimited access to the Vantage Plan

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 5 місяців тому +2

      Damn. I was really happy that Ground News existed.. until I saw they claim CNN and other corporate media (Capitalist, aka; right-wing) are somehow Left-leaning. Especially CNN witch is so obviously Fox-lite now. Even MSNBC just put out an anti-Socialist (

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 5 місяців тому

      To be clear, I loved the video, as always. It's Ground News I'm disappointed in, not it's viewers.
      They should be educated and know this stuff since it's their actual business to know this stuff.

    • @notme222
      @notme222 5 місяців тому +1

      @@aylbdrmadison1051 Well that's unfortunate for Ground News. Because if someone who loves labels as much as you apparently do can't get behind them, they surely won't appeal to those of us who don't stereotype.

    • @DanielChannel89
      @DanielChannel89 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@notme222Julie's ad here is the most biased ad for Ground News I've seen, and I probably agree with her on most things.
      The whole idea of Ground News is to show you both sides. It shows you what the Left misses and gets wrong too. She has picked out one example that is in favor of the point she's trying to make. You should still check it out. I've had it for a few years now.

    • @notme222
      @notme222 5 місяців тому +1

      @@DanielChannel89 You're right. Having heard about Ground News from other creators' ads I would probably say the best feature isn't that it tells you what to think so much as that it pulls from different sources. That fights bias not by labeling it but by being broadly inclusive.
      Of course I'm always going to say the best source is always the original one. In the story Julie picked I highly recommend looking up the study and seeing how they calculated that number. But to your point you do have to know about it first. I appreciate your POV as a subscriber.

  • @BenDank
    @BenDank 5 місяців тому +756

    "Hey, Cain! Where's Able?"
    Too soon, Eve. Too soon...

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 місяців тому +91

      lol trigger warning

    • @BenDank
      @BenDank 5 місяців тому +37

      @@user-qv4np3ur5w I could go back and edit it, but that might take away Julies heart. So I guess that typo's staying. lol.

    • @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
      @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780 5 місяців тому +7

      I don't get it. I'm a Christian Fundamentalist, I don't read the Bible. Does this joke come in the form of a forgotten country singer talking political opinions segment on FOX News?

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 5 місяців тому +4

      Cane and Able.

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle 5 місяців тому +1

      Cable and an inn.

  • @ukonnokia
    @ukonnokia 5 місяців тому +298

    "Don't bring him into this" 💀😂

  • @tyronejohnson8683
    @tyronejohnson8683 5 місяців тому +160

    "Oh, so you get to have an apple, but when I want an apple!" Hilarious! Nice work Julie.

  • @obsidyenneg4333
    @obsidyenneg4333 5 місяців тому +59

    “Cain where’s Abel? Why you got blood on your hands , sweetie? “. Love that.

    • @robbymounce5764
      @robbymounce5764 5 місяців тому +1

      “Am I mY bRoThEr’S kEePeR?!”

  • @BrotherBroseph
    @BrotherBroseph 5 місяців тому +97

    "That is an old wives' tale!" - says the first wife ever.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 5 місяців тому +3

      But was she truly his wife? Or were they just living in sin? (Didja see what I did there?)

    • @Toni_Snark
      @Toni_Snark 4 місяці тому +1

      @@jondunmore4268 Your parenthesized question kind of ruins the whole thing.

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 5 місяців тому +328

    Julie continues to have excellent chemistry with herself, as per usual! 😅

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 місяців тому +85

      it's the only other person who gets my jokes

    • @mconnaghan
      @mconnaghan 5 місяців тому +4

      @@julienolke What does that mean?

    • @mconnaghan
      @mconnaghan 5 місяців тому +4

      Now everyone can stay up all night wondering what I mean.

    • @yourcrazybear
      @yourcrazybear 5 місяців тому +2

      @@mconnaghan "@julienolke What does that mean?"
      What it sounds like most likely.

    • @daverhoden445
      @daverhoden445 5 місяців тому

      @@mconnaghan I see what you did there.🙃

  • @graceaxisa4213
    @graceaxisa4213 5 місяців тому +49

    My only complaint is that the skit did not last long enough!!! On my goodness, everything about this was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

    • @coreyklaustermeier5692
      @coreyklaustermeier5692 5 місяців тому +3

      When the ad read is longer than the skit💀

    • @graceaxisa4213
      @graceaxisa4213 5 місяців тому +1

      @@coreyklaustermeier5692 yes, that surprised me....

    • @survidmt
      @survidmt 4 місяці тому

      Yes the reference material is pretty near endless.

  • @craigmusa2254
    @craigmusa2254 5 місяців тому +567

    I love that eve is an old Jewish grandmother

  • @tuseroni6085
    @tuseroni6085 5 місяців тому +70

    man, if they are like this after 40 years the next 890 years must have been hell.

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven 5 місяців тому +94

    Cain: "I'll tell ya what happened, but people better get cool about some things real quick."

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 5 місяців тому +8

      Yeah I heard rumors about you and his sheep. We still love you.
      Oh it's not that? Then what is it?

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 5 місяців тому +10

      Adam from the background jokingly: "You didn't kill anyone, did you?"

  • @Irish381
    @Irish381 5 місяців тому +80

    The handlebar mustache is a very funny 😄, but the arguing like my grandparents is too much 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 місяців тому +37

      Adam is rarely depicted with his moustache

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@julienolkeUsually a full patriarch beard .

    • @clickrick
      @clickrick 5 місяців тому

      @@julienolkeHandlebar moustaches should get more respect.

  • @pendragon2012
    @pendragon2012 5 місяців тому +52

    "Oh God." Don't you bring Him into this! LMAO.

  • @premiereent
    @premiereent 5 місяців тому +249

    Who knew ASMR was born "In the beginning."

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 місяців тому +66

      on the first day god created mukbangs...

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 5 місяців тому +1

      Don't you mean 5th day with the birds calmly chewing? Or the 6th with mammals and people?

    • @robstowhotmailcom
      @robstowhotmailcom 5 місяців тому +1

      Advanced Microwave Scanning Radiometer?

  • @dee5tank
    @dee5tank 5 місяців тому +65

    I bet it was Eve that got the apple stuck in Adam's throat for chewing too loud.

  • @6022
    @6022 5 місяців тому +23

    If Adam was supposed to be 930 years old when he died, 40 years is a walk in the park! Or, a walk around the outside of the park, cause they're not allowed in any more.

  • @--INDIGO--
    @--INDIGO-- 5 місяців тому +85

    You should do more documentaries, it’s like having a time machine 😮

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 місяців тому +29

      I get the most accurate info

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 5 місяців тому +38

    I loved "you get to have an apple..." Really good stuff, Julie!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 місяців тому +10

      thanks!

    • @pjkneessi5264
      @pjkneessi5264 5 місяців тому +8

      The apple gag was low-hanging fruit, knew it was coming, but the delivery still made me laugh out loud.

  • @jmendes394
    @jmendes394 5 місяців тому +14

    Funny then, funny now, funny always. Keep hittin' homers. "Why you got blood on your hands, sweetpea?" Priceless.

  • @protorhinocerator142
    @protorhinocerator142 5 місяців тому +19

    The creeping vine look never goes out of fashion.
    Just ask Abel...
    Oh wait

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 5 місяців тому +1

      Whoever wrote that story missed an opportunity to say "and that's why plants overtake dead animals"

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 5 місяців тому +8

    I love that they not only acknowledged Cain and Abel but *what happened between Cain and Abel*

  • @daliilars3350
    @daliilars3350 5 місяців тому +59

    An 'Adam and Eve productions' joke would have been nice.

  • @sleepycentaur
    @sleepycentaur 5 місяців тому +27

    Then how come I can’t breathe GOOD? 😂😂😂

  • @robbymounce5764
    @robbymounce5764 5 місяців тому +2

    “Oh, God no!”
    “Do not bring Him into this!”
    Lol! ❤

  • @KArchine
    @KArchine 5 місяців тому +24

    Old wives tale? So has Eve been the one spreading that? As she is the only old wife in that world 😅

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 місяців тому +11

      oooh touche!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 місяців тому +12

      shots fired

    • @KArchine
      @KArchine 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@julienolke haha 😅. Thought that gem might have slipped by ya!

  • @Laurastar2009
    @Laurastar2009 5 місяців тому +26

    "You were the only man on Earth but had I a'known I woulda ended up with the snake." I'd choose the snake too if he could shapeshift into David Tennant ;)

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 5 місяців тому +2

      The snake was the only honest character in the story.

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 5 місяців тому

      ​@@TheReaverOfDarknessSnake most definitely lied

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 5 місяців тому

      @@sstanford1331 when

    • @KyLewin
      @KyLewin 5 місяців тому +2

      The only lie he told was saying that they wouldn’t die. Assuming death wasn’t a thing yet, then eating the fruit started the dying process (also caused a spiritual death). Aside from that, he didn’t lie, though it could be argued that even here he was telling the truth as they didn’t immediately die.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 5 місяців тому +2

      What if he could turn into Bob Fosse? ;P

  • @ShadowFlame420
    @ShadowFlame420 5 місяців тому +6

    geez, half the video is a sponsor segment

  • @Celeste-in-Oz
    @Celeste-in-Oz 5 місяців тому +3

    The tongue when she answered the phone 😝 🤣 love the accents! Perfection 👌

  • @notme222
    @notme222 5 місяців тому +5

    If you're curious about what a study says, the correct thing to read is the study itself. Not a blog article for which a third party has labeled their leaning. In this case you can see their assumption that 15% of all stalking and violence incidents result in pregnancy, then use your own judgement as to whether that makes sense. Ground News won't do that for you.
    I don't usually comment on ad reads, but when it's 50% of the runtime and Julie puts so much emphasis on it I think a comment is warranted.

    • @annelbeab8124
      @annelbeab8124 5 місяців тому +1

      Well said

    • @aderounmuadedeji183
      @aderounmuadedeji183 5 місяців тому +1

      but most people don't have the expertise or time to read primary studies and understand them well enough to make informed decisions

  • @IceMetalPunk
    @IceMetalPunk 5 місяців тому +3

    As someone whose older family (mom's generation and up) is all New York and New Jersey Jews... that accent *and* the argument just felt too relatable 😂

  • @michaelbishop.
    @michaelbishop. 5 місяців тому +42

    And Man was created, and he did eat.Then Woman was created…because somebody had to answer the phone and talk to the children.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 місяців тому +18

      and program all the different remotes

  • @fayeh4412
    @fayeh4412 5 місяців тому +1

    I had no idea that Adam & Eve were Italian..... Lol. Julie is so talented and her material is always fresh and original. I really see big future for this incredible talent.

  • @buzz092
    @buzz092 5 місяців тому +2

    I've been using Ground News for something like 6 months now and I really like it. Being able to see more than one version of the same headline really helps you understand how the way news is communicated can really affect what you take away from it.

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano 5 місяців тому +4

    I'm stuck on the image of a 1920s NYC mustachioed rabble-rousing former Newsie with an impeccable manicure.

  • @mglouise97
    @mglouise97 5 місяців тому +11

    I actually use Ground News and I really like it.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 місяців тому +5

      awesome! Me too. I really like this sponsor

  • @BooksForever
    @BooksForever 5 місяців тому +2

    Judging by the well-stocked liquor cart and the chandelier, they are STILL in paradise.

  • @expatfamilylive9041
    @expatfamilylive9041 5 місяців тому +1

    It's even not Friday yet, but we've already have so much fun with you! Hugs from the Netherlands!

  • @migratory.114
    @migratory.114 5 місяців тому +6

    i'm sorry, but i lost it at _'don't you bring Him into this!'_

  • @be.g9321
    @be.g9321 5 місяців тому +5

    Lady you deserve an Oscar 👏👏👏👏

  • @miketaylor5141
    @miketaylor5141 5 місяців тому +4

    I will still be laughing at this through the day and til the end of the weekend! Amen!

  • @MiauxCatterie
    @MiauxCatterie 5 місяців тому +6

    thank you for stepping away from betterhelp since they are so predatory. hope it stays that way.

  • @Kmcgonigle0
    @Kmcgonigle0 5 місяців тому +3

    I wonder if the cereal Adam was eating was Apple Jacks

  • @stuartwax1633
    @stuartwax1633 5 місяців тому +5

    When half the video is dedicated to an advertisement, then I take a walk. Liked the vid up to that point.

  • @allocater2
    @allocater2 5 місяців тому +3

    More than half the video is ads, gotta be anew record.

  • @MarginallyUseful
    @MarginallyUseful 5 місяців тому +1

    Literally has the entire planet of empty space to have quiet and still plops down next to him just to break his balls.

  • @vermithax
    @vermithax 5 місяців тому +2

    "Then how come I can't breathe good?"

  • @wanealy1
    @wanealy1 5 місяців тому +30

    This is basically found footage.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 місяців тому +18

      the first documentary

  • @CMDR_B0B
    @CMDR_B0B 5 місяців тому

    As a 34th century SnakeShip Salesman, I'm just here for the commercials...
    ... Absolutely Fabulous use of today's valuable sponsorship. No notes.
    Have Fun&Post Dangerous
    -Lakon Marketing Division, Keelback Office - 'My pizza, My choice '
    [[Cross Promotional Tagline courtesy of::: Mirror Julie ™ , you really have no idea what she does on the other side of the Looking Glass]]

  • @jeffbergstrom
    @jeffbergstrom 5 місяців тому +2

    Great stuff, as always. But, an ad that is very near 50% of the video? A we really there now?

  • @CJ-fn4yn
    @CJ-fn4yn 5 місяців тому +52

    Brilliant

  • @sterlingarcher1962
    @sterlingarcher1962 5 місяців тому +3

    Adam and Eve sound like NYC Jews... love it!

  • @tinymonster9762
    @tinymonster9762 5 місяців тому +2

    Great fun!
    Sweet little vignette.

  • @sigma682
    @sigma682 5 місяців тому +1

    Hahaha! The accents are ironically perfect! 😂

  • @d.t.4523
    @d.t.4523 5 місяців тому +2

    I want to know what paper they were reading. Did the Jurrasic Times get started that early? Can you peek at the crossword? Was there an obituary section that early. Thank you, keep working.

  • @Jhonnyboy40
    @Jhonnyboy40 5 місяців тому +4

    Short but full of laughter 😂😂

  • @AmanKumar-cs3yb
    @AmanKumar-cs3yb 5 місяців тому +1

    This was a nice, funny sketch. Good work!

  • @perpetual_bias
    @perpetual_bias 3 місяці тому

    nice job having the ad basically as long as the skit

  • @alanweinman1081
    @alanweinman1081 5 місяців тому +1

    So funny! I think this is really how it all began in the early days! This is one of your very best and there have been a lot of great ones!!!

  • @YeOldeTowneCryer
    @YeOldeTowneCryer 5 місяців тому

    Earlier:
    ABEL: Dad, why did you leave the garden of Eden?
    DAD: Your mother ate us out of house and home.

  • @davidadams421
    @davidadams421 5 місяців тому +2

    Just perfect.

  • @heleenh6307
    @heleenh6307 5 місяців тому

    YOU GONNA FLAIL YOUR LEAVES AT HIM? Cryingggggg

  • @aloysiusmaina2625
    @aloysiusmaina2625 5 місяців тому

    "Thank you," 😂 "Will you flail your leaves 🍃 😄 at them?" 😅

  • @modernwomenprofessionm.w.p9246
    @modernwomenprofessionm.w.p9246 5 місяців тому

    I see the difference between young Julie being single then now married
    She looks totally 2 different person. Congratulations

  • @bcreativecarson5973
    @bcreativecarson5973 5 місяців тому +1

    I missed half of the jokes because I was laughing so hard. But I DID see the map of places Julie has travelled. Yay!

  • @Fred2-123
    @Fred2-123 5 місяців тому +1

    That's great when you put both in the same screen.

  • @enaid7911
    @enaid7911 5 місяців тому

    Exactly! And thank you!

  • @meretrix06
    @meretrix06 5 місяців тому +1

    Julie never runs out of good material.😂

  • @joebiondi6085
    @joebiondi6085 5 місяців тому +1

    Genius...again. So good.

  • @sadibousow
    @sadibousow 5 місяців тому +1

    Cool. Always knew they were from Brooklyn.

  • @LauraMcCullough83
    @LauraMcCullough83 5 місяців тому

    Loving your sponsors!

  • @jeffbrown9395
    @jeffbrown9395 5 місяців тому

    Then how come I can't breathe good? 😂 That was Freaking hilarious!

  • @jasonesposito5606
    @jasonesposito5606 5 місяців тому +2

    Instant classic.. Please do more Adam and Eve

  • @rogermoore2074
    @rogermoore2074 5 місяців тому +6

    So Adam and Eve are originally from Brooklyn hence the big apple

  • @michaelwattie489
    @michaelwattie489 5 місяців тому

    Brilliant as always. An old new source with lots of comedic potential. Thanks Julie

  • @gordonwallin2368
    @gordonwallin2368 5 місяців тому

    Very good, Julie. Cheers from the Pacific West Coast of Canada.

  • @cynthiasmith9336
    @cynthiasmith9336 5 місяців тому +1

    That was awesome Julie!

  • @samc9516
    @samc9516 5 місяців тому

    As a non-religious person, I learnt Cain and Abel's story from rock bands such as Avenged Sevenfold and Saving Abel

  • @sachinagaskar2093
    @sachinagaskar2093 5 місяців тому

    I was blown away by the title. 😆😆😆. Then there was the my god - don't bring him into this What an expression😆😆😆.

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 5 місяців тому

    Never thought I'd meet one of your videos. Could you please timestamp when the chewing stops? Thaaaaaaanks. 🤣🤣

  • @LifeLedLucid
    @LifeLedLucid 5 місяців тому

    I'm glad you were able to find another sponsor

  • @q-tuber7034
    @q-tuber7034 5 місяців тому

    “Oh God” “Don’t you bring him into this”

  • @bellamin4549
    @bellamin4549 5 місяців тому

    Who started laughing before they even hit play? That thumbnail 😂

  • @jimdavis2385
    @jimdavis2385 5 місяців тому

    Great comedic skit. Sadly, several comments focus more on the time given to Ground News and the perceived inaccuracies between the skit and scripture than the humor. Thanks, Julie. One of your best!

  • @celticlass8573
    @celticlass8573 5 місяців тому +1

    "Some guy come in here, I'd knock his lights out".
    Literally would be his family member. Guess that's where we get cavemen attitudes LOL.

  • @williamblakehall5566
    @williamblakehall5566 5 місяців тому +1

    Julie has been good, even very good. This got brilliant. Darren Aronofsky, take note.

  • @bigeddy8377
    @bigeddy8377 5 місяців тому

    I want groundnews so bad, I need to see if I can afford it. Also skit hilarious! I’ve been married 30 years, so yes.

  • @downingj8288
    @downingj8288 5 місяців тому +2

    Had me rollin’ till the ad…now I’m sad😅

  • @spacecaptain9188
    @spacecaptain9188 4 місяці тому +1

    I get that ads are necessary, but this one is almost half of the video. It's excessive!

  • @slacklinesteve4893
    @slacklinesteve4893 5 місяців тому +2

    this was great :)

  • @ground_news
    @ground_news 5 місяців тому

    Thank you, Julie! Happy to be supporting your work. For anyone interested, check out the link above and let us know if you have any questions.

  • @gregorschoner9682
    @gregorschoner9682 4 місяці тому

    This might be the best yet 😊

  • @ADMusic1999
    @ADMusic1999 5 місяців тому

    I love how they had newspapers and smartphones. I guess Abel was the inventor in the family and forgot to save his work.

  • @cqaqa
    @cqaqa 5 місяців тому

    Julie you are hilarious as per usual. Thanks for all the laughs!!!

  • @jimlassiter749
    @jimlassiter749 5 місяців тому +1

    there needs to be an episode explaining which parent had sex with which child & which child with sibling in order to procreate the species....

  • @yakyakgaming1027
    @yakyakgaming1027 5 місяців тому

    1:25 these bottles speak their own language

  • @CarlCiullaBenavides
    @CarlCiullaBenavides 5 місяців тому +1

    Loving the brunette hair!

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 5 місяців тому

    40 years after the Garden of Eden, and they have houses and civilization and everything. That was quick.

  • @strokesdogs
    @strokesdogs 5 місяців тому +4

    I don't eden know where to start. So funny! Cain't breathe with laughter, simply unABLE.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 місяців тому +3

      brava, I like what you did there

  • @SethSinclair
    @SethSinclair 5 місяців тому +1

    Had to be such a bad marriage afterwards, literally ruined everything 😭

  • @mremu4358
    @mremu4358 5 місяців тому

    What many don't realize is that they lived waaay longer than us, we're lucky to get to 100 but they lived for over 900 years!!!
    Think about the most productive and honest fellow you know and imagine what they could accomplish with 700 years over 30.
    Now think about how the most terrible person you know could do with all that time...