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  • Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
  • Hank's Facebook: www.facebook.co...
    John's Facebook: www.facebook.co...
    In which John is attacked by a giant baby and reunites with a very special guest on vacation in Sonoma, California. We miss you, Mom and Dad!
    HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:
    Shirts and Stuff: dftba.com/artis...
    Hank's Music: dftba.com/artis...
    John's Books: amzn.to/j3LYqo
    ======================
    Hank's Twitter: / hankgreen
    Hank's Facebook: / hankimon
    Hank's tumblr: / edwardspoonhands
    John's Twitter: / realjohngreen
    John's Facebook: / johngreenfans
    John's tumblr: / fishingboatproceeds
    ======================
    Other Channels
    Crash Course: / crashcourse
    SciShow: / scishow
    Gaming: / hankgames
    VidCon: / vidcon
    Hank's Channel: / hankschannel
    Truth or Fail: / truthorfail
    ======================
    Nerdfighteria
    effyeahnerdfigh...
    effyeahnerdfigh...
    / nerdfighters
    nerdfighteria.i...
    A Bunny
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    ( - -)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,8 тис.

  • @claire9060
    @claire9060 8 років тому +711

    It's actually really nice that he asked about the phone first.

    • @Roserae16
      @Roserae16 7 років тому +28

      Claire Eliza right? That's something my sister would have done. She knows I'm waterproof but phones are not lol

    • @Twohomst
      @Twohomst 7 років тому +1

      +

    • @ering1013
      @ering1013 6 років тому +18

      It's so if Hank drowned John could have his phone

    • @tuatarian6591
      @tuatarian6591 6 років тому +1

      +

  • @andrewsugrue2170
    @andrewsugrue2170 9 років тому +760

    Like a shooter down a shoot-thing! (I'm a novelist). HAD ME ROLLING.

  • @jordangoldbloom3691
    @jordangoldbloom3691 9 років тому +443

    best john green quote is between "you don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world but you do have a say in who is gonna hurt you" or" like a shooter down a shoot thing"

    • @andrewsugrue2170
      @andrewsugrue2170 9 років тому +5

      I'd go with the latter...

    • @absurdantiquity5240
      @absurdantiquity5240 8 років тому +15

      +Andrew Sugrue i'd go with the "ladder.." (chutes and ladders? like a shooter down a chute-thing? 😂 sorry..)

    • @jordangoldbloom3691
      @jordangoldbloom3691 8 років тому +7

      Marian Moss That was possibly the worst or best comment i've ever read

    • @absurdantiquity5240
      @absurdantiquity5240 8 років тому +3

      jordan goldbloom hahahahaha

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae Рік тому

      @@absurdantiquity5240 Was that other person origimally replyin to you? Or a gone comment? If you, love the name change :3

  • @Eiffiel
    @Eiffiel 10 років тому +391

    "Do you have your phone in your pocket?" "No..." *pushes into the pool*
    a.k.a. the story of every big brother ever

    • @bailaeisen5166
      @bailaeisen5166 10 років тому +54

      Nice of him to ask, though.

    • @Eiffiel
      @Eiffiel 10 років тому +7

      Yeah, my friends aren't always that nice hahaha... Or they'll ask to see your phone so someone else can push you XD

    • @Twohomst
      @Twohomst 7 років тому +1

      +

    • @adelined
      @adelined 6 років тому +4

      i knew he was going to do that as soon as he asked... i guess that's just my big sister instincts kicking in. still hilarious though!

  • @zvign7554
    @zvign7554 8 років тому +286

    if you are standing by a pool and someone asks you if you have your phone in your pocket ALWAYS SAY YES

    • @India.H
      @India.H 8 років тому +25

      Unless they absolutely hate you in which case they will just push you in the pool in order to soak you and to ruin your phone in the process.

    • @akifjaved1790
      @akifjaved1790 4 роки тому

      +

  • @lorentaylor48
    @lorentaylor48 8 років тому +728

    It's been 5 years, we're all adults here. Just tell us the gODDAMN JoKE

  • @j-money2337
    @j-money2337 8 років тому +364

    After all these years we still haven't found out what that joke was.

  • @turdl38
    @turdl38 8 років тому +241

    I REALLY want to know what that joke was, even 6 years later. Like, put it behind an age wall on hankschannel or something

    • @nerdquinn
      @nerdquinn 7 років тому +11

      turdl38 I have a feeling it might be a family-specific thing they can't reveal and that's why they still haven't told us??

    • @santoshdogra1160
      @santoshdogra1160 7 років тому +2

      turdl38 7 years later now tellll

    • @ajarkhan7277
      @ajarkhan7277 7 років тому +8

      lets start a campaign. replace who the eff is hank with what the eff was the joke

  • @noodle089
    @noodle089 10 років тому +130

    John's reaction to Hank on the slide... that was perfect hahaha.

  • @lucinda4203
    @lucinda4203 8 років тому +155

    John is such a kind soul asking if his phone was in his pocket, if it was my sister I would have just pushed her in.

  • @martharose36
    @martharose36 10 років тому +114

    I don't know how Hank didn't see that coming.

    • @123skateboarder1
      @123skateboarder1 10 років тому +6

      So true... :)

    • @staticrodent
      @staticrodent 10 років тому +2

      As a younger brother myself, I'm not sure I should find that as funny as I do. But I can't help it.

    • @aashi8316
      @aashi8316 6 років тому

      He was in front of the pool

    • @maitreyimittal3742
      @maitreyimittal3742 3 роки тому

      He's too nice

  • @leecalmdown
    @leecalmdown 9 років тому +158

    After all these years, I still really want to know what the joke was.

  • @audrakeyanna2189
    @audrakeyanna2189 10 років тому +84

    I love how you asked if he had his phone in his pocket!!

    •  10 років тому +9

      consideration and love for the phone hahaha

  • @TeganNaree
    @TeganNaree 14 років тому +14

    I love that John & Hank always suprise us. They don't tell us they'll be together, they just ARE in a video one day. It's lovely. Them together is heavenly.

  • @ginshi13
    @ginshi13 10 років тому +74

    When asked if you have a phone or other electronic device in your pocket near water, always say yes

  • @anticurse
    @anticurse 10 років тому +69

    Okay the "shooter down a shoot thing" and the subtitle 'im a novelist' made me laugh for 15 mins...

  • @theoptimistvibe3678
    @theoptimistvibe3678 9 років тому +335

    WHAT WAS THE JOKE. YOU. CANT. DO. THIS. TO. US.

    • @seallofapproval
      @seallofapproval 9 років тому +31

      If I ever meet either of them Im gonna ask.

    • @jadasmiles
      @jadasmiles 8 років тому +29

      +Eleanor Taylor I suggest you ask Hank. John doesnt look like he remembers it...

  • @Raj7427427
    @Raj7427427 10 років тому +143

    Yeah, I'm back and I want to know the joke, guys.

  • @andyaliaga3188
    @andyaliaga3188 10 років тому +55

    "like a shooter down a shoot thing" got a thousand times better with the "I'm a novelist" right there xDDDDD

    • @seanfraser3125
      @seanfraser3125 10 років тому +22

      "Some Infinites are greater than other infinites."
      "I fell in love the same way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once."
      "Like a shooter down a shoot thing."
      All of these quotes, written by the same author.

  • @rachelschilling8814
    @rachelschilling8814 8 років тому +61

    So many years later and I still want to know the joke

  • @mikayladempsey7157
    @mikayladempsey7157 9 років тому +67

    The only non douchey way to push someone into a pool

  • @JoesWife1000
    @JoesWife1000 8 років тому +19

    I love reunion videos. Hearing these guys laugh out loud is so amazing.

  • @nicoleeverleighhhx
    @nicoleeverleighhhx 10 років тому +61

    This is by far my favorite vlogbrothers video. I don't even know how many times I've seen this hahahaha

  • @margaretocallaghan7146
    @margaretocallaghan7146 10 років тому +78

    John: Uh, do you have your phone in your pocket?
    Hank: Um, no. Why?
    John: *shoves in pool*
    John: WIN!!

  • @fancypanties
    @fancypanties 10 років тому +74

    That do you have your phone in your pocket was really a win win

    • @gretchenortner
      @gretchenortner 9 років тому

      Irveen Joy Ramirez that was his glasses that hank was holding

  • @nzhou2011
    @nzhou2011 10 років тому +85

    My curiosity has been piqued. I MUST KNOW THE JOKE!

  • @DuchLizUniverStarMpf
    @DuchLizUniverStarMpf 10 років тому +30

    "Like a shooter down a shoot thing"- I'm a novelist-
    HOLY SHIT

  • @resonantdave
    @resonantdave 10 років тому +56

    I thought they were the same person for about three years.

    • @thevampirefrog06
      @thevampirefrog06 10 років тому +5

      That's ok. I couldn't tell them apart myself for a few solid months.

  • @Compassionoftheworl
    @Compassionoftheworl 10 років тому +26

    Here I am 4 years later and I still wanna know the joke.

  • @cathaldotcom
    @cathaldotcom 10 років тому +90

    Dammit John I want to know the joke!

  • @samfeelsbored
    @samfeelsbored 13 років тому +4

    Happy 61st birthday Hank and Johns dad! Thanks for creating these two awesome people

  • @amyc1117
    @amyc1117 10 років тому +4

    "WIN!"
    -John Green

  • @artsygal402
    @artsygal402 10 років тому +20

    When Hank was standing close to the pool like that, I could just see it coming. I was just like,"Hank, step away from the pool." And then john asked if he had his phone, and I knew I was right, that hank was going to fall or get shoved into the pool. It's funnier that John pushed him into the pool. Lol.

  • @IceScreeem
    @IceScreeem 10 років тому +4

    I love these two especially when they are together

  • @rubinanderson-holmes3040
    @rubinanderson-holmes3040 12 років тому +4

    I love seeing Hank and John together. They're the epitome of what siblings should be. They makes each laugh, push each other into pools, have things they're not allowed to tell other people, and are good friends. It makes me wish I could have that kind of relationship with my sister.

  • @bratwurstred
    @bratwurstred 14 років тому +4

    This is the first time I've actually seen the Green bros. together, talking face-to-face! It's wonderful! And happy 60th to your Dad!

  • @Directioner171
    @Directioner171 9 років тому +5

    One of my favorite vlogbrother videos.

  • @mariposahorribilis
    @mariposahorribilis 11 років тому +1

    I've said it before and I'll say it again - each of you is awesome in his own right, but together you are amazing. You just shine when you are together. I lost my brother to cancer a year and a half ago: thanks for reminding me what a joy a brother can be. Oh lord, I've gone all sniffly now (in a good way).

  • @jayan.s.1672
    @jayan.s.1672 10 років тому +8

    "I just shot down that like a..."
    "Like a shooter down a shoot thing!" *I'm a novelist*

  • @holeygeorge
    @holeygeorge 12 років тому +3

    When I'm not feeling too good, I come watch Henry videos because they just make me so happy:)

  • @j-money2337
    @j-money2337 8 років тому +16

    So we can't hear the joke that gave John Broken rib hiccups but it's okay for Hank to make a blog about Dr. Manhattan's privates. Yeah that makes sense.

  • @user-fr4pt9xn7i
    @user-fr4pt9xn7i 10 років тому +2

    Their brotherhood/relationship is awesome.

  • @AnupapayaPoopy
    @AnupapayaPoopy 10 років тому +4

    "im a novelist." 0:43 AND A BLOODY GOOD ONE AT THAT JOHN

  • @micklynnb
    @micklynnb 10 років тому +18

    That was the best ending ever. lol

  • @Scazamadoo44
    @Scazamadoo44 10 років тому +6

    One of my favorite VB videos, everything in here is Winkitty!

  • @nerdfightercommenter6969
    @nerdfightercommenter6969 Рік тому +2

    The fact that they offered the great wide internet facebook friendship is a real sign of a different time. If only we could go back there.

  • @TursipielAlthins
    @TursipielAlthins 13 років тому +1

    Rewatching random vlogbrothers videos because I need something to keep me out of despair as I watch the incoming news of the earthquakes and tsunamis in the Pacific currently going on...this is exactly the sort of thing I need right now. Thank you, John and Hank, for always being awesome.

  • @onismbeloved
    @onismbeloved 9 років тому +15

    After john pushes hank imagine you just hear hank shout shit and see him pull his phone out of the water

    • @onismbeloved
      @onismbeloved 9 років тому +3

      KalypzosMuse he didn't pull out anything you just have to use your imagination

    • @Orikron
      @Orikron 8 років тому

      +Molly Hooper
      That's why he's a father now.

  • @caslaker24
    @caslaker24 10 років тому +9

    OMG TELL THE JOKEE!!

  • @kathrayres
    @kathrayres 12 років тому

    This is the best video of John and Hank together besides the last set they did. So good.

  • @paperbulletbice
    @paperbulletbice 11 років тому +1

    a joy of never watching the full catalog of videos in order is that i still stumble on a few i've not yet seen. excellent.

  • @yassroryyass1030
    @yassroryyass1030 8 років тому +12

    I'm a novelist
    I died

  • @phoenixtracy9875
    @phoenixtracy9875 10 років тому +3

    Great entrance Hank and loved the ending!!!

  • @pantopia3518
    @pantopia3518 10 років тому +6

    Hank looked like he was a kid when he went down the slide.

  • @georgegathiani410
    @georgegathiani410 7 років тому

    John totally got you there, Hank. You guys are awesome. I miss this kind of content.

  • @electromorphous9567
    @electromorphous9567 4 роки тому +3

    The year is 2020 and we still hear tales of that joke being so funny that it could make the most serious person in the world laugh himself to death and we have no clue whatsoever to what the joke is... These are dark times.

  • @alecrisser12
    @alecrisser12 9 років тому +10

    This is the first video in which I have seen you two together.

    • @vampirf1539
      @vampirf1539 9 років тому +4

      There are others. (:

    • @tuononnovainbici
      @tuononnovainbici 7 років тому

      Alec Risser The first video of them together I watched is the one where I discovered John was the writer of "The Fault in Our Stars"... until then he had always been Hank's (that I knew through Crash Course Chemistry) brother, that also works for Crash Course.

    • @tuononnovainbici
      @tuononnovainbici 7 років тому

      Alec Risser The first video of them together I watched is the one where I discovered John was the writer of "The Fault in Our Stars"... until then he had always been Hank's (that I knew through Crash Course Chemistry) brother, that also works at Crash Course.

  • @finchcarvingadiamond
    @finchcarvingadiamond 11 років тому

    This is one of my favorite vlogbrother videos. They are so cute together. As brothers. I mean.

  • @LiinJo
    @LiinJo 14 років тому

    That's cute. Nothing like brotherly affection and constant one-upage to make a day bright.

  • @kaylongates8609
    @kaylongates8609 10 років тому +5

    You're relationship is great :) hahahahahahaha "I'm a novelist."
    The ending was the best... It was really nice of you to ask if he had his phone though!

  • @TheBorgiasDevil
    @TheBorgiasDevil 10 років тому +6

    It's been three and a half years and I still wanna know what that joke was.

  • @Notyourgoodies
    @Notyourgoodies 14 років тому

    aw, this makes me so happy. these brothers love each other. so much more charismatic when they're together.

  • @cesscakes
    @cesscakes 11 років тому

    That is so polite you asked him that before pushing him in. You're a great brother.

  • @AsteroidEssence
    @AsteroidEssence 8 років тому +11

    Need. To. Know. The. Joke!

  • @aquariquery4177
    @aquariquery4177 9 років тому +12

    Tell us the joke, Hank. Come on. Tell us the joke.

  • @QuestionableRadioactivity
    @QuestionableRadioactivity 11 років тому

    Dude, I'm really sorry about your loss. Stay strong, and DFTBA.

  • @theslytherinroze
    @theslytherinroze 11 років тому

    The absolute cutest thing in the world is how you two act like brothers. I mean, my friend's Dad and Uncle /hate/ each other.

  • @wardenzo
    @wardenzo 10 років тому +3

    This is in the top 3.

  • @ohphillipa
    @ohphillipa 10 років тому +22

    want to know the joke...sooo bad.

  • @mariposahorribilis
    @mariposahorribilis 11 років тому

    Thank you Jay. Watching these two makes me remember the good times and how awesome *he* was, and that helps to keep me strong. And friendly support from friends I have yet to meet, like you, is a great help too.

  • @nhurtbeans
    @nhurtbeans 14 років тому

    These guys are really cool people. They make having fun look so effortless.

  • @Roll587
    @Roll587 8 років тому +3

    Gracious, Henry is a gorgeous baby.

  • @rachelhunter1680
    @rachelhunter1680 10 років тому +4

    TELL US

  • @FunnyCoolMonkey264
    @FunnyCoolMonkey264 12 років тому

    vlogbrother videos make me feel better. I have been feeling really down lately, and watching these videos makes me laugh and feel better

  • @DucksRock113
    @DucksRock113 10 років тому +1

    Does anyone else love the fact that John was considerate enough to ASK if Hank had his phone in his pocket before planking him? Cause I do :)

  • @Noemie2018
    @Noemie2018 9 років тому +4

    PLEASE TELL US THE JOKE. PLEASE.

  • @beckroberts4537
    @beckroberts4537 10 років тому +8

    You just shot down that slide like Henry shot down the Yeti's, ahem, well, maybe that's not appropriate.

  • @CeriLouise25
    @CeriLouise25 14 років тому

    I LOVED that you made sure he didn't have his phone on him. Brotherly love :)

  • @river_brook
    @river_brook 11 років тому

    Sometimes I wish I had a sibling.
    Times like right now.
    This is so ridiculously heartwarming to watch.

  • @kalaivaneepalanisamy1659
    @kalaivaneepalanisamy1659 7 років тому +6

    I NEED TO KNOW THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @paradoxicalplatypus124
    @paradoxicalplatypus124 9 років тому +3

    Like a shooter down a shoot thing. And this man makes hundreds, if not thousands of dollars in a year, writing books?

  • @SenoritaSevilla
    @SenoritaSevilla 12 років тому

    This is probably one of my favorite vlogbrother videos.

  • @xxobrittanyg
    @xxobrittanyg 12 років тому

    There should be a "This Cute Child" playlist because Henry is adorable!

  • @SerenaSurprise
    @SerenaSurprise 3 роки тому +3

    it's ten years now! the current audience can handle the joke ;)

  • @CasperLeroux
    @CasperLeroux 10 років тому +3

    At least John is polite enough to ask before dunking his baba brother.

  • @chocolatereigns
    @chocolatereigns 11 років тому

    Can I just say, thank you to Mr. and Mrs. Green, for producing such amazing sons.

  • @aurora78
    @aurora78 12 років тому

    my dad was 53 when I was born (so 69 by the time I turned 16) occasionally people thought he was my granddad and would make comments and think it odd - but my dad was also much wiser and patient than a lot of the young dads - plus since he retired at 65 he was always around, which was awesome. I wouldn't have traded my dad for the world - don't listen to silly people who don't understand. It isn't the age of your parents that matter - it is HOW they parent and love you that matters.

  • @mommieofsix6222
    @mommieofsix6222 10 років тому +3

    "im a novelist"

  • @beccaviljoen
    @beccaviljoen 7 років тому +5

    That was so funny, I want to push someone into a pool now

  • @missawesomeone98
    @missawesomeone98 12 років тому

    "Like a shooter down a shoot-thing." And this is why John Green is my favorite author.

  • @deadmeat1995
    @deadmeat1995 11 років тому

    i love that john asked if hank had his phone... he's such a nice older brother

  • @stormcloudsabound
    @stormcloudsabound 10 років тому +4

    very funny TELL US THE JOKE I AM A GIANT SQUID OF ANGER

  • @mirandabagar9538
    @mirandabagar9538 10 років тому +10

    what if the joke was that there was no joke. o_0

    • @DerpyWinston
      @DerpyWinston 10 років тому +7

      That's a deep thought right there.
      I may just have to sit in the corner now.

  • @swordfish1929
    @swordfish1929 12 років тому

    Loads of people have already said this but I'm 17 and my dad is 60 however my sisters are only a few years younger than Hank and John. Also I wish my brother was that considerate

  • @sefaaydemir8657
    @sefaaydemir8657 5 років тому +1

    8 years and we're still waiting to hear the joke.

  • @shugocharaai
    @shugocharaai 10 років тому +6

    Carry books = weightlifting. I call whatever one gains from that sort of exercise "nerd strength" (I have it in droves. Thank you, heavy AP books).

  • @AradEliacin
    @AradEliacin 14 років тому

    I really don't understand how people could dislike this video...

  • @EarthSwinging
    @EarthSwinging 13 років тому

    This is what I watch when I am having a bad day. I could watch John pushing Hank into the pool forever.

  • @piouppioup
    @piouppioup 4 роки тому

    I don't know why is youtube showing be all those old vlogbrothers videos but they are very sweet.

  • @erotiszm
    @erotiszm 13 років тому

    Happy birthday for yesterday, John! :)