EVE Online: Safety™ Waste Management Bureau

Through the vast expanse of a celestial sea,
while you're busy roaming, all wild and free.
In the shadow of deadspace, it hides from our gaze,
you say "Oh I'll just grab it in one or two days."
Your illegal tractors, lost in the fray,
loot-laden and lawless, are vulnerable prey.
you will pay your indulgence, if now not done so will-ing-ly,
I hereby serve you this warrant, by Safety™ decree.
On far off grids, a demise they will face,
their screams go unanswered, in the silence of space.
Calm down miner, "missiles away!",
No MTU permit? A debt you must pay.

[@serndfreaky2113]

Thanks for being the space janitor.
Almost every day my fellow pilots would have crashed into some of these, if you would not remove them from the space! THX! 😉

[@alfredjodokusquack3437]

Someone has to do it.
Thanks for your Service!

[@AndreaMyrick]

These guys are a joke. I've popped too many Safety to count... Nothing to worry about here lol. More like Safety set to SIMP lmaooooo

[@SargonOfAmerish]

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