Imagine a cop running at you like a maniac shouting: „Your going to jail.“ then searches you, screams: „Your dead, your done.“ and proceeds giving you a littering ticket to run off immediately to scream the same thing to a jaywalking person 10 meters ahead 😅
1:07:40 chatter saying "This wiggle emote pepepains" like, I seriously wonder how it's possible for some people to be that miserable to get upset at that
@Daddy_Danger sucks to be you I guess. I’m 26 and never once ran into a dickhead cop and I live in Florida. And before anyone tries to bring up race, I’m literally Black.
Am I dumb? Is it a crime to carry an expired ID in the US? I thought you didn’t even have to carry an ID unless you’re driving and an expired ID simply means it isn’t valid anymore, why is that illegal?
This game has a shit ton of censorship issues they can’t show any violence because it’s a German company, I was very disappointed after I bought this game, and then learned it’s not a real police sim
supposed to give parking tickets = proceeds to hunt and abuse walking citizens supposed to check speeding vehicles = proceeds to hunt and abuse walking citizens This ADHD Andy is just something else... Also instead of standing on a long straight to measure speeding vehicles, he stand at an intersection where them cars have to slow down and stop anyways xD hence they wont really be speeding... He didnt even read the briefing to know where the speeding problem is...
I feel like someone's gonna roast you for a little subtle self promo or saying no one cares about your stream but maybe I'll be wrong 😅 I'll check out your vids maybe in a bit after watching this
Imagine a cop running at you like a maniac shouting: „Your going to jail.“ then searches you, screams: „Your dead, your done.“ and proceeds giving you a littering ticket to run off immediately to scream the same thing to a jaywalking person 10 meters ahead 😅
😂
Try going to the Philippines, trust me.
IM LITERALLY DONE
@@TheBryLife fr, i heard if you eat a mango in public they'll get you or something.
Still more realistic than Nopixel cops
Officer Mendoza Aware
No Pixel = ForsenCD
It's literally called police simulator Pepega
true, they are such fkn nerds. Nothing is more cringe then no pixel cop scene..
Everytime he goes "you wanna die?" I just chuckle. Such a funny thing to say over jaywalking
😂😆 for real, same
Or littering 😂
SAME
@@EgaTehPro
If we had a cop in real like this, I'd laugh my ass off.
I died when he said 'its all about gut feeling' and the guy was carrying a concealed fidget spinner
First black girl he sees, "SHE'S REACHING." 10/10 NA cop
???
@@pwrsocket just someone focused on evolutionary skin color
Cringe
@@jaygin6518 u not even black why u offended
Nah yall are cringe lmao, can't take a joke.
3:43 YEP, he is ready to be a cop
If the woman was white the cop probably would of just shot her
That black character is definitely committing a crime eventually
After watching this gameplay I can say xQc would make a great cop. 🙂👍
Love the Kanye pfps ❤
what are these pfp
@@justaweeb14688 OMEGALUL
Yeah. He's operating according to protocol
@@RIP_ZYZZ1738 L
15:34 bro going all the way down the road in 1st gear
The girl having ninja stars and a human tooth was actually so fucking funny, that actually made my day
Must take place in Florida
"maybe shes the tooth fairy" 😂
this game makes me realize being a cop is just doing missions
being a cop is so nerve wracking!
Y’all some weirdos with those emojis
@@dadillonfulong
xQc truly is the absolute peak of NA cops 💀
9:02 right after telling chat that they are dumb
“You can afford a Maserati but can’t pay for parking? Okay, my guns out”
He should play it co-op
Might as well play rp
X Jesseh and Poke on the squad, Roundabout City is fucked
52:13 "Break the law u moron" best cop NA OMEGALUL
1:18:29 this dono made my day lmaoooo
istg this guy is one of a kind. I laugh my ass off no matter the game he's playing 😂😂😅🤣😀😃😆
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58:42 lil bro just got there 💀
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1:33:50 OMEGALUL
lil bro couldn’t have chosen a better time to play this game 💀💀
Why? Any context
@@whitelion3209 yes
If you're referencing a US Cop moment, those happen every day lil bro
Just saw this comment in the clip 💀
@@whitelion3209 look up “Tyre Nichols”
Bro committing more crimes than the people 💀
This was insanely entertaining and funny, I hope he plays more.
If this was more fleshed out, definitely game of the year material.
White guy gets arrested
Chat:Ez Clap
Black guy gets arrested
Chat: ✊🏾😭
the fidget spinner search had me in stitches
25:35 the guy in chat asking how far xQc squirts
XQC seeing any car going the speed limit "ya dead"
😭 *puts on new york voice* ya done
Love the variety, hopefully he will continue playing stuff like this cause its just hilarious xqcL
Need an Audit the Audit on this one
I would love to see him play this again with a friend, or even alone is fine too.
This kind of Pepega ADHD content is why I started to watch xqc in 2018. So good, so funny, old xqc, Pepehands.
xqc plays "arresting the unusual suspects do you don't get tabloid articles written about you" sim
I love how he was crossing the road illegally and then stopped a car with a expired license I was rolling lmak
45:27 naaah bruh, this arry pottah lookin ahh dude had a whole cucumber up his juicer 💀
43:26 Judge: you are sentenced to 5 years in jail
This NPC : My lawyer will take care of it 🤣🤣
Better trained cop than the actual ones out there 😂
1:07:40 chatter saying "This wiggle emote pepepains" like, I seriously wonder how it's possible for some people to be that miserable to get upset at that
Now we just need a multiplayer play through
This was hilarious I hope he plays more soon
*male pedestrian says hello*
XQC: "Hey sup man"
*female pedestrian says hello*
XQC: "Shaddappp"
guy with handicap sign under mirror plates and all xqc-"ill let u go for parking in the handicap this time" my lord
imagine hearing a candy wrapper hit the ground and screaming "WHO'S LITTERING??!"
OMG....I absolutely loved the encounter at 5:33
It's because X asked that guy to go to the sidewalk and his response was basically "FUCK YOU, MATE!"
And he had a CUCUMBER in his pockets. this shit just keeps getting better.
"No parking between 8-12. It's 11 so you're good"
.....yup typical cop IQ
Title shouldve been "xQc Is The Most AVERAGE Cop!"
Can't wait for The Most Ruthless Cop xQc to swat famous streamer Felix Lengyel
51:52 dono is gold
29:55 wtf this is some cyberpunk, she cloned herself
xQc : Why arrest him if I can ruin his life
👀
1:10:50 first person in an hour who is carrying makeup. surprised no one in chat said makeup is a crime lol
That ending was definitely worth the waits
most empathetic and considerate NA cop
most empathetic and considerate cop*
@Daddy_Danger sucks to be you I guess. I’m 26 and never once ran into a dickhead cop and I live in Florida. And before anyone tries to bring up race, I’m literally Black.
Sadly the law isn't empathetic or considerate so neither can the police be
@@xDvoa Justice is blind not heartless
@@holylucane9019 it's both
Am I dumb?
Is it a crime to carry an expired ID in the US? I thought you didn’t even have to carry an ID unless you’re driving and an expired ID simply means it isn’t valid anymore, why is that illegal?
It boggles my mind that this person was once a professional gamer
3:43 THOOOOOOOO 🤙
Actual NA cop moment
He travelled across the world before chat let him leave his cam
Bro I died laughing. This shit was too funny.
Chat pisses me off when they spam "??????"
He really could've been a cop IRL but decided to stream himself eating toenails for a living Sadge
The random loud car noises are so funny
We need a pt2
good to know most of chat doesnt know the difference between a negative and positive symbol
Imagine him being an actual cop
He will drag down a whole state
i thought he joined rp again
same
Bro what the fuck are these emojis
thank god xqc didnt choose the cop life path
Chat: sees x stopping a black person MonkeyLaugh.
Monkaw*
This game has a shit ton of censorship issues they can’t show any violence because it’s a German company, I was very disappointed after I bought this game, and then learned it’s not a real police sim
Average cop on the first day. It goes straight to his head.
JUST LIKE GTA V RP!! BATCHEST CHEEZITZ NO WAY HOSE!!
I can confirm xQc is the most ruthless cop, I saw him beat up a guy for no reason
should've hit the gritty for him then 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
first of all the audit the audit dono was so perfect.. then also he always quits before the game gets better 😆
most chill na cop
21.40 so funny, realest cop
That audit the audit reference killed me
37:30 I’m cryinggg
You’re allowed to carry a switchblade in the US
supposed to give parking tickets = proceeds to hunt and abuse walking citizens
supposed to check speeding vehicles = proceeds to hunt and abuse walking citizens
This ADHD Andy is just something else... Also instead of standing on a long straight to measure speeding vehicles, he stand at an intersection where them cars have to slow down and stop anyways xD hence they wont really be speeding... He didnt even read the briefing to know where the speeding problem is...
i thought this was gta rp for a sec
5 minutes in and im already crying laughing
5:49 HOLY SHIT I CANT
1:21:48 relatable
"your dead" 💀
3:21 10/10 coppa
I haven't laughed this much since hitman streams.. holy this is good content.
Kim Jong-un as a cop
Why isn’t he arresting the burnt ones
Huh
the donos during the gameplay was so funny☠
YOO I played this a while back and really enjoyed it I’m glad to see X playing it
I feel like someone's gonna roast you for a little subtle self promo or saying no one cares about your stream but maybe I'll be wrong 😅 I'll check out your vids maybe in a bit after watching this
@@Stallzyx ah I didn’t mean it like a self promo fuck I’ll edit it
1:29:40 14:20 22:15
PARKED WRONG WAY??? YOU'RE DEAD PAL.
guy litters, then cmplains about fine so cop asks for ID then has expired ID another fine then tries to flee LOL
Bro got arrested for littering
Not the cop we need but the cop we deserve
this was super cozy and fun 🦔❄
22:12 wtf lmfao 😭😭😭😭
this is so good but holy fuck the sirens im going SCHIZO
Why do coomers have to ruin everything? Chat is so fucking creepy for boobaing anything involving a female.
You should see Forsens chat PepeLaugh
HES REACHING HES REACHING HES REACHING HES REACHING HES REACHING
He rarely fully completes games. FeelsStrongMan
Citation agent 4.5. Looks heatstroke