Explaining Every Political Ideology (any%)

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  • @tflp1950
    @tflp1950 4 роки тому +8082

    Rewatching this over and over until i pick a cool ideology that i can mould my entire personality around

    • @cmonman7990
      @cmonman7990 4 роки тому +268

      Try anarcho centrism

    • @abel.lisman
      @abel.lisman 4 роки тому +87

      Try reading more fanzines, books and searching. You can be forever looking for an ideology, and that´s ok.

    • @achannel3295
      @achannel3295 4 роки тому +34

      @@cmonman7990 **CENTERISM**

    • @cmonman7990
      @cmonman7990 4 роки тому +17

      @@achannel3295 im in the middle economically but south of the center

    • @liverdiseased
      @liverdiseased 4 роки тому +5

      @@cmonman7990 why

  • @snowball728
    @snowball728 4 роки тому +5531

    Broke fascist: 300 years ago was great
    Woke anprim: 50000 years ago was great

    • @charlierose7153
      @charlierose7153 4 роки тому +338

      Bespoke Anarcho-devolutionist: 2 million years ago was great

    • @cheez-itman2784
      @cheez-itman2784 4 роки тому +50

      Weirdest part is that many wignats are ironically anprim but unironically hold many of the same beliefs

    • @dinodonut5776
      @dinodonut5776 4 роки тому +108

      charlie rose Anarcho-primordialsoupist: 4 Billion years ago was great

    • @charlierose7153
      @charlierose7153 4 роки тому +55

      @@dinodonut5776 my most powerful take yet:
      Third-Impact Evangelionism is just Accelerationist Anarcho-Primordialsoupism

    • @weston8400
      @weston8400 4 роки тому +47

      Bespoke Primalist: *Grrrrrrrr gnar snar*; Translation: "Sapience and it's consequences has been a disaster for the human race."

  • @jacobbruckelmeyer3466
    @jacobbruckelmeyer3466 4 роки тому +5052

    Oh so you're a politician? Then name every political ideology. 😏
    This guy:

    • @redacted8872
      @redacted8872 4 роки тому +16

      lmao

    • @nikolasb6929
      @nikolasb6929 4 роки тому +115

      The sad thing is that most politicians would probably have a hard time correctly identifying basic capitalism and socialism

    • @zyanego3170
      @zyanego3170 3 роки тому +45

      @Onward Turtle Trump: China!

    • @theweirdestsmartchannel1842
      @theweirdestsmartchannel1842 3 роки тому +34

      @@zyanego3170 biden:what was the question?

    • @hanakoskokeshidoll
      @hanakoskokeshidoll 3 роки тому +1

      @Onward Turtle oh god that would be terrible

  • @burper-oe6tm
    @burper-oe6tm 4 роки тому +510

    So any word that I can think of will be a political ideology if I add “ism”, “narchy”, or “cracy”?

  • @D88111
    @D88111 3 роки тому +417

    Eco-Fascists: Save the trees not refugees

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 2 роки тому +1

      Scotland!

    • @dragoncat3499
      @dragoncat3499 Рік тому +10

      Based

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Рік тому +5

      I want an ethnostate where the only citizens are plants. Swamp Thing is peak performance.

  • @mimikyuliker946
    @mimikyuliker946 4 роки тому +2662

    If you backwards longjump through neoliberalism, you can actually skip to the ancap tower which has a glitchy room which you can knock a mcnuke in and and sequence break to the end screen that normally happens after you fight the 4 off compass fusion

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale 4 роки тому +15

      @@Steamed and we both know greg would only ever pay when it's on sale

    • @mimikyuliker946
      @mimikyuliker946 4 роки тому +10

      Steamed I don’t know I tried this out on switch and it worked pretty well, only you went from neoliberalism to transhumanist primitivism, and you have to quantum leap into an ape

    • @Sal1981
      @Sal1981 4 роки тому +7

      @@mimikyuliker946 The funny part is the often mistaken notion of the distance covered by a quantum leap.

    • @Miguel-bs6kh
      @Miguel-bs6kh 4 роки тому +13

      Yes, but since the horseshoe is an essential item during the fight against the 4d compass and you only unlock it during chapter 3 "auth unity", this strategy is unviable.

    • @mimikyuliker946
      @mimikyuliker946 4 роки тому +3

      @@Miguel-bs6kh You appear right at the end screen though, the boss fight is entirely skipped

  • @rinward172
    @rinward172 4 роки тому +2214

    i can imagine a depressed polsci teacher putting on this when they don’t wanna do shit

    • @gabriellewankovsky2261
      @gabriellewankovsky2261 4 роки тому +264

      This assumes that polsci teachers actually know how to think outside of a neo-liberal worldview.

    • @haerins
      @haerins 4 роки тому +21

      Gabrielle Wankovsky LOL true

    • @mvx2066
      @mvx2066 4 роки тому +24

      As someone who’s wants to study polsci after school I hope this isn’t the case for me

    • @danielbowser2358
      @danielbowser2358 4 роки тому +23

      @@mvx2066 get ready cause that’s how it is

    • @hatslapper6860
      @hatslapper6860 4 роки тому +22

      @@gabriellewankovsky2261 lol i had a libertarian professor for poly sci

  • @BasicallySalad
    @BasicallySalad 4 роки тому +1911

    Timestamps:
    0:00 - Neoliberalism and other forms of C*ntrism
    1:28 - Technocracy
    1:38 - Progressivism
    2:05 - Libertarian Socialism
    2:20 - Anarchism
    2:50 - National-Anarchism
    3:26 - Anarcha-Feminism
    3:53 - Anarcho-Pacifism
    4:13 - Anarcho-Primitivism
    4:50 - Deep Ecology
    5:16 - Transhumanism
    5:35 - Posthumanism
    6:02 - Fascism
    7:22 - Theocracy (Includes Catholic, Islamic, Buddhist, Hindu, and Christian Theocracy)
    7:57 - Clerical Fascism
    8:40 - Constitutional Monarchism
    8:56 - Absolute Monarchism
    9:27 - Eco-Fascism
    9:52 - Esoteric Fascism
    10:36 - Homofascism
    11:25 - Integralism
    11:37 - National Socialism
    11:42 - Zionism
    11:47 - Conservatism
    12:18 - Eco-Conservatism
    12:31 - Authoritarian Capitalism
    13:01 - Pinochetism
    13:15 - Imperialism
    13:29 - Corporatocracy
    14:14 - Monarchism
    14:19 - National Capitalism
    14:37 - Neoconservatism
    15:22 - Paleoconservatism
    16:10 - Conservative Socialism
    16:41 - National Bolshevism
    16:57 - Distributism
    17:56 - Longism
    18:26 - Juche
    18:33 - Left Communism
    18:42 - Left Wing Nationalism
    19:00 - Marxism-Leninism
    19:10 - Monarcho-Socialism
    19:14 - National Syndicalism
    19:44 - Marxism
    20:07 - Paternalistic Conservatism
    20:19 - Posadism
    20:42 - Socialism
    21:03 - Strasserism
    21:18 - Democratic Socialism
    21:39 - Environmentalism
    21:52 - Market Socialism
    22:02 - Market Anarchism
    22:04 - Anarcho-Nihilism & Post-Left Anarchism
    23:15 - Georgism
    23:20 - Geolibertarianism
    23:27 - Mutualism
    24:12 - Religious Anarchism
    24:56 - Social Liberalism
    25:26 - Agorism
    25:36 - Anarcho-Capitalism
    25:51 - Anarcho-Monarchism
    26:27 - Green Libertarianism
    26:33 - Paleolibertarianism
    26:46 - Hoppeanism
    27:29 - Libertarianism
    27:37 - Minarchism
    27:46 - Pink Capitalism
    28:11 - Capitalism
    28:23 - Feudalism
    28:32 - Mercantilism
    28:42 - Accelerationism
    28:54 - Agrarianism
    29:03 - Primalism
    29:16 - Anti-Centrism

  • @cobaltcrusader9841
    @cobaltcrusader9841 4 роки тому +404

    Young people changing their ideologies like:

    • @younggamer7218
      @younggamer7218 3 роки тому +35

      As a young person yes

    • @tuerculosisgaming6307
      @tuerculosisgaming6307 2 роки тому +5

      15yo here
      True

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Рік тому +5

      As a former young person I just gave tf up at 16

    • @Scrub_Lord-en7cq
      @Scrub_Lord-en7cq Рік тому

      @@donpollo3154One must imagine sisyphus an anarchist sadist

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 4 місяці тому

      @@snekback. “how to develop a personality” somehow leads to this

  • @howtoguidesandgameplay7435
    @howtoguidesandgameplay7435 4 роки тому +1604

    Eco-Fascists: “If you touch the trees, I’ll break your knees!”

    • @D88111
      @D88111 3 роки тому +80

      Based

    • @Matti-ie7vw
      @Matti-ie7vw 3 роки тому +135

      "i am the eco-fascist, i speak for the trees. you lay a hand on a leaf, i'll break your knees"

    • @bobbiecat8000
      @bobbiecat8000 3 роки тому +5

      @@Matti-ie7vw ryhmes bro rhymes!!

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 3 роки тому +13

      @@Matti-ie7vw it's 2am and I made the most common lorax joke
      "I am the lorax, I speak for the trees, why are they speaking Vietnamese?"

    • @dustinalecxander8647
      @dustinalecxander8647 3 роки тому +9

      Fuck around the forest I'll put you to rest

  • @cherryflavoured8116
    @cherryflavoured8116 4 роки тому +3149

    "I didnt include unimportant ideologies"
    >skips anarcho-communism

    • @3kojimbles895
      @3kojimbles895 4 роки тому +454

      is he wrong?

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 4 роки тому +121

      Exactly.

    • @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2
      @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 4 роки тому +90

      He did some pretty similar ones, libertarian socialism for example

    • @ccaffie1231
      @ccaffie1231 4 роки тому +167

      @@Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 ew imagine comparing libertarianism to anarchy

    • @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2
      @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 4 роки тому +121

      @@ccaffie1231 All forms of anarchy are on the libertarian side of the Political Compass. "Libertarian" does not automatically refer to Right "libertarian," if that's what you think I meant.

  • @sahilmishra2945
    @sahilmishra2945 4 роки тому +1735

    Any% accelerationism until the planet collapses

    • @dxvt
      @dxvt 4 роки тому +23

      Fast france

    • @ohcaptainmycaptain3478
      @ohcaptainmycaptain3478 4 роки тому +58

      Accelerationists are speedrunners confirmed.

    • @Adraria8
      @Adraria8 4 роки тому +6

      World record being approached by humans at 12000 years from the beginning of civilization to collapse, will the evolved dolphins that replace them smash it?

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 4 роки тому +4

      So who is gonna zerg rush the US and China disguised as each other's army?

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 4 роки тому +1

      Anarchoapophism: when we abolish the state to construct a form of atract the apophis meteor to earth

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 4 роки тому +1013

    Has he found a way to get the Posaidist glitch consistently? That saves a little under a minute.

    • @DarksteelHeart
      @DarksteelHeart 4 роки тому +25

      Yeah he needs to go straight through Anarcho Posaidism it skips though a long grind through basic Posaidism

    • @entothechesnautknight1762
      @entothechesnautknight1762 4 роки тому +17

      Not entirely, no one knows how to skip the whole thing consistently, but skipping to the Anarchist variant is consistant with a couple of well placed skips and glitching the vodka item out of the secret trotskyist boss fight.

    • @jo_nm9484
      @jo_nm9484 4 роки тому +6

      He needs to use the big adjective and simplification abuse exploit

    • @genericalfishtycoon3853
      @genericalfishtycoon3853 4 роки тому +2

      Taking a look at the codes, might take awhile. Will post updates.

    • @shaddykack
      @shaddykack 4 роки тому +1

      Darksteel Heart my brain immediately swapped Anarcho Posaidism with “Anor Londo” which worked splendidly 🤣

  • @troublemonkey1_626
    @troublemonkey1_626 4 роки тому +631

    Why does this man look like if yandere dev wasn't an awful person and fell off the edge

  • @Dirtyblue929
    @Dirtyblue929 4 роки тому +190

    ironically i think this is the most unironic video he's done in a long time. like, that last bit is actually the most straightforward, understandable, and believable explanation of his opinion and political stance that I've seen in a while

  • @NoName-ui1nb
    @NoName-ui1nb 4 роки тому +1199

    "I have covered every single important ideology"
    Ancom: *cries in the corner*

    • @legojedimasterplokoon2173
      @legojedimasterplokoon2173 4 роки тому +75

      Is he wrong?

    • @sashavaleria4287
      @sashavaleria4287 4 роки тому +123

      if you actually read the text behind him (or just know any type of basic political theory) it says the libertarian socialists are also called anarcho-communists.

    • @NoName-ui1nb
      @NoName-ui1nb 4 роки тому +22

      @@sashavaleria4287 I mean I have read political theory but not ancom theory so I dont know, it could be so, but arent libertarian socialists less extreme?

    • @cybersyngang6247
      @cybersyngang6247 4 роки тому +42

      @@NoName-ui1nb "Libertarian socialism" was used as a dogwhistle for "anarchism" when France made it illegal to be an anarchist, so historically they're pretty much the same thing.

    • @sashavaleria4287
      @sashavaleria4287 4 роки тому +14

      @@NoName-ui1nb ​ @maor rachmani Eh, not exactly? Remember how on a political compass there's two axis, authoritarian-libertarian and left-right? Libertarian socialism is most accuratly described as a broader umbrella term for anyone in the "green" quadrant, tho it's most commonly only really used for people closer to the edge and not near the center. For this reason it is often conflated with ancom, as ancom is a *specific type* of libertarian socialism. Over time the two terms havve come to be even more conflated in some circles, but after the ancaps in america co-opted the term "libertarian" for their silly little ancap shit it's gotten americans confused when talking about this type of stuff with non-americans[which is a whole other issue, i suggest the tittle "The Betrayal of the American Right" as a good read regarding it, tho here is the specific passage: "Other words, such as “liberal,” had been originally identified with laissez-faire libertarians, but had been captured by left-wing statists, forcing us in the 1940s to call ourselves rather feebly “true” or “classical” liberals. “Libertarians,” in contrast, had long been simply a polite word for left-wing anarchists, that is for anti-private property anarchists, either of the communist or syndicalist variety. But now we had taken it over."]
      TL;DR: well yes but actually no

  • @heeman1203
    @heeman1203 4 роки тому +517

    When is JReg gaming gonna challenge this speed run?

  • @crazycrazycrazyadam
    @crazycrazycrazyadam 4 роки тому +895

    The fact that the US isn't Longist vs. Distributist instead of Democrat vs. conservative is one of the biggest wastes of potential.

    • @GIGATHEBOT
      @GIGATHEBOT 4 роки тому +66

      kaiserreich is halfway there.

    • @oscarword775
      @oscarword775 4 роки тому +90

      Both of those are "objectively" better, and would probably accomplish more. There would be less social bickering, though, which is weird.

    • @newman6434
      @newman6434 4 роки тому +50

      Republicans in the gop arent conservatives. At least they arent real conservatives.

    • @Jacob-pu4zj
      @Jacob-pu4zj 4 роки тому +15

      @@newman6434 They conserve the revolution they created in 1865-1877.

    • @Oops-All-Ghosts
      @Oops-All-Ghosts 4 роки тому +24

      "Democrat vs. conservative"
      i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/480/271/851.png

  • @Fishysalmon02
    @Fishysalmon02 4 роки тому +256

    "I am the senate"
    -Louie XIV

  • @andmcd1996
    @andmcd1996 4 роки тому +220

    In a circular room of infinite corners.
    Sits an infinite number of people.
    Each person sits in a corner.
    Every cornered person Screams they they are right and everyone else is wrong.
    This continues forever.
    -Ideology

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 3 роки тому +6

      notable outlier includes the USA, in which somebody would pull out a gun and shoot everyone

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 роки тому +9

      the whole concept of ideology is kind stupid, like you have a list of opinions on 100000 different topics and I am suppose to sign under it agreeing with them all?

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 3 роки тому +6

      @@Vitorruy1 this the way it works on this stupid earth

    • @shnglbot
      @shnglbot 3 роки тому +5

      Brilliant poem. I thought it was by a professional poet and looked it up to see who wrote it, but it's not to be found. I guess you wrote it. You have a gift!

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 4 місяці тому

      @@shnglbot This is a poem?

  • @ericbennett5354
    @ericbennett5354 4 роки тому +440

    "Agorism is basically just when you want to buy guns off the black market and you turn that into a political ideology"
    Well, yeah

    • @sebastianjohansen2142
      @sebastianjohansen2142 4 роки тому +17

      dude that sounds awesome can I join a club or something?

    • @jsgv0rt3x19
      @jsgv0rt3x19 3 роки тому +6

      @@sebastianjohansen2142 just read Konkin

    • @leobastian_
      @leobastian_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@sebastianjohansen2142 you can Always Join the NRA

    • @Edge_Boye
      @Edge_Boye 2 роки тому +1

      Islamic agorism is the ruling ideology of Chechnya

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 4 роки тому +669

    Is he really not doing the “two cows” approach? Did the political philosophy speedrunning community ban it?

    • @deekay1306
      @deekay1306 4 роки тому +109

      Orville Redenpiller two cows is a different category, cow%.

    • @YUcommie
      @YUcommie 4 роки тому +8

      Cows?

    • @waralpaca1432
      @waralpaca1432 4 роки тому +81

      Venez Dude ancom: everyone shares the cows and gets milk equally
      True communism: the state owns the cows and distributes the milk “equally”
      Ancap: this is my cow that’s your cow we get our own milk. If yours dies so do you.
      Fascism: the state takes your cows and you get nothing

    • @alexanderwill2847
      @alexanderwill2847 4 роки тому +43

      At this point, Twocowism is just another ideology. Probably a centrist one, too.

    • @maxwellsimon4538
      @maxwellsimon4538 4 роки тому +40

      @@waralpaca1432 Fascism gives you cows if you're of their preferred culture/ethnicity

  • @AllGlassEmpty
    @AllGlassEmpty 4 роки тому +2382

    we did it boys. Politics is officially considered gaming.
    Which also probably explains why everyone is so violen-

  • @evandaignault
    @evandaignault 3 роки тому +170

    “Progressives want to change stuff and conservatives want the stuff to stay the same”
    This man is a genius

  • @ASOUE
    @ASOUE 4 роки тому +147

    “I don’t understand [Anaracho-primitivism] a lot to be honest”
    JREG OPINION REVEAL?

    • @MP4_mafia
      @MP4_mafia 4 роки тому +9

      The idea is that you don't have to rely on the infrastructure and technology of modern political systems. You can't be homeless, starving, or stressed about your pointless office job if you abandon that system all together. Of course there would be some issues on a larger scale if there was no agriculture, and things like healthcare may be a problem if you don't want to die early. But on an individual scale it's quite appealing to some, and I can see some more moderate implementations of this belief being helpful on a larger scale. For example, guerilla gardening is a way to take back resources and allow the community to subsist without buying food at the grocery store.

    • @rubricscube_
      @rubricscube_ 4 роки тому +18

      @@MP4_mafia guerilla gardening is a term I will be sure to employ in future interactions

    • @MP4_mafia
      @MP4_mafia 4 роки тому +19

      @@rubricscube_ it's a thing though. It's like vandalism but with plants.

    • @rubricscube_
      @rubricscube_ 4 роки тому +7

      @@MP4_mafia it sounds fucking awesome

    • @Cibershadow2
      @Cibershadow2 4 роки тому +18

      @@rubricscube_ Crime pays but Botany Doesn't is one of my favourite guerilla gardening channels. He's an angry bostonian talking shit about society while planting seeds.

  • @moozdoomz7573
    @moozdoomz7573 4 роки тому +224

    Why do a glitchless run when you could do an easy centrist skip and get a sub 15? Smh Jreg these are newbie strats.

    • @audeeophile
      @audeeophile 4 роки тому +8

      I think the newbie strats are used to interest people in the run. If he wanted to, he could do all of that stuff alongside stopping rambling and possibly get a sub-12 run in that case (if he also spoke as fast as Eminem raps), but that’d probably dissuade too many people from taking any interest in the matter. It’d also infuriate the centrists (and maybe some of the boomers and infants), but it’s not like the rest of his content doesn’t do that anyways.

  • @lazonico9
    @lazonico9 4 роки тому +321

    Uuuh actually you missed my personal political position, anarcho-peepeepoopooism

    • @EMAhubris
      @EMAhubris 4 роки тому +43

      Is that the produced economy one? The one where the currency is shit and cum?

    • @Jacob-pu4zj
      @Jacob-pu4zj 4 роки тому +11

      Longist Floorgangism

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 4 роки тому +2

      @@EMAhubris Gonna cry?

    • @stoopkiiid
      @stoopkiiid 4 роки тому +9

      What about hahafunnywholesomebigchungusredditmomrnt100thanksfortgegoldkindstrangerrslasheooshism?

    • @turntechgodhead9395
      @turntechgodhead9395 4 роки тому +3

      You believe the national anthem should be peepeepoopoo check right?

  • @SadeBeyazSos16
    @SadeBeyazSos16 4 роки тому +563

    This will help mr a lot

    • @p0lt3rge15t
      @p0lt3rge15t 4 роки тому +88

      I dont think that mr will benefit from this video

    • @jacksonporter6720
      @jacksonporter6720 4 роки тому +57

      Great! I was worried mr was kinda of lost

    • @SadeBeyazSos16
      @SadeBeyazSos16 4 роки тому +42

      Dont worry mr literally watched all of the video and now he is creating his own political party! İts AFP (American Fascist Party)

    • @drewtrussler7650
      @drewtrussler7650 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah i think that mr will really like this video

    • @jansojele289
      @jansojele289 4 роки тому +10

      Funny cuz my name's mr too

  • @Circurose
    @Circurose 2 роки тому +42

    "I won't get political after one drink" manifested as a person.

  • @owenklein1917
    @owenklein1917 3 роки тому +66

    “Monarcho-socialism is when Stalin puts on a crown”
    That made me laugh so hard irl lmao. Best definition of an ideology I’ve ever heard

  • @georgekharati2882
    @georgekharati2882 4 роки тому +115

    Anarcho-Solipsism: Nothing is real outside of my mind, especially the state.

    • @dominikweber4305
      @dominikweber4305 3 роки тому +2

      This actually made me laugh

    • @joaogarcia6170
      @joaogarcia6170 2 роки тому +3

      So solipsism is just matrixism ?

    • @Ewr42
      @Ewr42 2 роки тому +2

      I like that
      gonna move to anywhere, like besides a waterfall in the middle of the woodlands and just argue with them about the ownership of the land
      "I own it! it's mine!
      -says who?
      the state.. it's in the law!
      -alright buddy, you keep your fairy tales away from me, you don't even live here "
      that's like anarcho-primitivism or straight up primitivism tho
      before we invented the state and other stuff.
      the only difference would be if you believe in nature, to which I just say that if you encounter a jaguar you'll believe in nature real fast

  • @archduke2277
    @archduke2277 4 роки тому +627

    "I didn't include unimportant ideologies"
    >doesn't include my extremely niche and pointless offshoot of postleftism and capitalist individualism
    wow jreg, kinda acidic of you

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 4 роки тому +21

      Anarcho-Catholic Nationalism

    • @zhcultivator
      @zhcultivator 4 роки тому +12

      Lol what about Anti-Theistic Modernist* Ultranationalism lol

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 4 роки тому +3

      Make America Catholic Again!

    • @zhcultivator
      @zhcultivator 4 роки тому +2

      @Fox Der Große Thank you ;)

    • @zhcultivator
      @zhcultivator 4 роки тому +2

      @Fox Der Große But isn't your ideology just "Nationalistic absolute monarchism"?

  • @knova7597
    @knova7597 4 роки тому +219

    Me: never watches a video to the end
    Jreg makes 30 minute video
    Also me: time to attend a 30 minute lecture

    • @rubricscube_
      @rubricscube_ 4 роки тому +5

      I thought 3 minutes had passed and saw the timer read 16

  • @bionetik
    @bionetik 3 роки тому +46

    This is the Prequel to "I'm 16 and today I wanna become Political"

  • @solventize1503
    @solventize1503 4 роки тому +73

    I think this is the first time he’s portrayed Transhumanism accurately...
    One step closer to those robot arms...

  • @MasterOfFudge
    @MasterOfFudge 4 роки тому +137

    You just gonna pretend you didn't say Huey "Long-Dong" Long?

  • @rag7198
    @rag7198 4 роки тому +275

    I guess my ideology is dead now because some internet funnyman said so in his official politics speedrun.

    • @cheez-itman2784
      @cheez-itman2784 4 роки тому +39

      Which one, r u a feudalist?

    • @cheez-itman2784
      @cheez-itman2784 4 роки тому +26

      @@ts-wo6pp I cant imagine making that a profile name but then again this is fucking political UA-cam so yea

    • @caiawlodarski5339
      @caiawlodarski5339 4 роки тому +3

      @@ts-wo6pp Was about to say that.

    • @noname-dp3gn
      @noname-dp3gn 4 роки тому +91

      As if a person with anime profile pic and a username that has lolicon in it would have any valid political ideologies

    • @UmbraHand
      @UmbraHand 4 роки тому +3

      @@noname-dp3gn I believe is Spagetitism and my profile pic has nothing that deters it from the truth, okay?

  • @TheSurefireProject
    @TheSurefireProject 4 роки тому +49

    "I don't know why I said that; I can't take it back. I'm doing this in one take."
    lmfao

  • @aidanwilcox5261
    @aidanwilcox5261 3 роки тому +897

    Average political activism fan: 🤮
    Average terrorism enjoyer: 😎

    • @user-qx8vo8dz2w
      @user-qx8vo8dz2w 3 роки тому +50

      Based

    • @noahmiller4839
      @noahmiller4839 3 роки тому +81

      terrorism is just a name for any form of political activism that actually works lol

    • @somebodylikesbacon1960
      @somebodylikesbacon1960 3 роки тому +22

      Jreg fans: Why is Jreg being blamed for those attacks with Jreg's name in the manifesto?
      Also Jreg fans: this comment and reply chain

    • @hardkapitalizm1101
      @hardkapitalizm1101 3 роки тому +5

      Average extremist fan

    • @silly_on_
      @silly_on_ 3 роки тому +5

      me irl

  • @thatonepersonyouknowtheone7781
    @thatonepersonyouknowtheone7781 4 роки тому +297

    "feudalism, dead ideology"
    ancaps: *inconspicuous whistling*

  • @TurtleMarcus
    @TurtleMarcus 4 роки тому +68

    >Actually lists Anarcho-Monarchism
    >"Those are all the important ones"
    You did good, shrek.
    This post was brought to you by the Anarcho-Monarchist Gang.

  • @souviksingh7697
    @souviksingh7697 4 роки тому +200

    Are the developers of this “political ideology” game going to react to this speedrun?

    • @hatster401
      @hatster401 4 роки тому +7

      nah this ain't optimized, maybe if we got to a human doing a TAS run maybe, but the WR is nowhere close to that, as only a transhunanist could be that fast, obviously.

    • @ElTovarish
      @ElTovarish 4 роки тому +2

      They're all dead...

    • @hatster401
      @hatster401 4 роки тому +5

      @@ElTovarish That's what you think

    • @DrewPicklesTheDark
      @DrewPicklesTheDark 4 роки тому +1

      @@ElTovarish Only some

    • @ElTovarish
      @ElTovarish 4 роки тому +1

      @@DrewPicklesTheDark Yeah, but the ones that are dead are the developers of the game, the ones that are alive are only working on mods, not in the actual game

  • @andrewjohnson5307
    @andrewjohnson5307 4 роки тому +23

    Oh boy time to window shop for an ideology and personality! Thanks for enabling me Jreg!

  • @owenskipsey6630
    @owenskipsey6630 4 роки тому +29

    Nobody:
    The guy that sits next to you at a party:

  • @dbtalahuonyommusic7067
    @dbtalahuonyommusic7067 3 роки тому +13

    I used to unironically be an Anarcho-Primitivist when I was 10 or 11 years old. I didn’t call it that but me and my brother wanted to return to being hunter-gatherers, found a tribe, and live primitively. We thought it was the only way to save the planet (+ we were OBSESSED with primitive survival)
    Edit: we were full on primalists, not just anarcho-primitivists

  • @0ld_Scratch
    @0ld_Scratch 4 роки тому +75

    We need Ultra Posthuman Eco Progressivism, a global industrial plant.

    • @TechnoFall42
      @TechnoFall42 4 роки тому +5

      Sounds pretty based ngl

    • @Ditidos
      @Ditidos 4 роки тому +4

      Oh, I though you mean the "make genetically-improved and cybernetically enhanced humans and let them live in agrarian ancestral societies".

  • @kala5882
    @kala5882 4 роки тому +35

    Not even 2 minutes in and you've already explained Technocracy. I didn't know I was that basic.

    • @nobodyhere2803
      @nobodyhere2803 2 роки тому +1

      smh if you aren't a monarcho-primitivist austro-geolibertarian eco-market socialist you're pretty much mainstream

  • @eoghan.5003
    @eoghan.5003 4 роки тому +346

    What about the "American normie" skip where there's the democrats and republicans and then you're done?

    • @Liam-vu7wo
      @Liam-vu7wo 4 роки тому +37

      Gay, communist, sjw or Racist, homophobic, 4chan dweller

    • @Web720
      @Web720 4 роки тому +14

      @@Liam-vu7wo 4chan has LGBT boards and not all of 4chan is anti-sjw, might want to use something else. Maybe /pol/ or /b/.

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 3 роки тому +3

      @@Web720 4chan's /pol/ board has become the lion's den for the alt-right pipeline

    • @Web720
      @Web720 3 роки тому +7

      @@leoterss cool, but that's/pol/ and pol has always been edgy.

    • @UnisRapper
      @UnisRapper Рік тому +1

      ​@@Web720 wtf happened here

  • @zenniththefolf4888
    @zenniththefolf4888 2 роки тому +9

    One thing I've learned about politics is that it's extremely complex and confusing so I'm just gonna pick my favorite color.

  • @jerome3941
    @jerome3941 3 роки тому +23

    anti centrism is just liberal intersectionality but based

  • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
    @Galdenberry_Lamphuck 4 роки тому +45

    The only reason egoism resonates with me is because its flag uses my favorite colot. Teal is best color.

    • @EMAhubris
      @EMAhubris 4 роки тому +10

      Based

    • @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2
      @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 4 роки тому +3

      At first I was like "haha" and then I was like "wait..."

    • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
      @Galdenberry_Lamphuck 4 роки тому +10

      @@aesop1451
      The perceived meaning of certain words is a spook. To surrender your thought to one meaning because it has been used in a certain way is to allow yourself to be haunted by that meaning. Based could for example merely mean the foundation for something, metaphorical or physical. It could also mean where one centers their activities, ie "based from home."
      Indeed their are words and phrases that previously had meanings that could be seen as negative to certain groups egos, such as "black list" or "rule of thumb" however these phrases have since surpassed this meaning.
      Granted both race and gender are also spooks

    • @skavanagh2778
      @skavanagh2778 4 роки тому +4

      @@aesop1451 cope language gatekeeper

    • @skavanagh2778
      @skavanagh2778 4 роки тому

      21st century politics in a nutshell

  • @habencon4082
    @habencon4082 4 роки тому +25

    20:00 He says the word "focus" as the camera loses focus

  • @leo7beats59
    @leo7beats59 4 роки тому +27

    Lol theres a fight going on between nacy pelosi and donald trump ads on this channel.

  • @n0ame1u1
    @n0ame1u1 4 роки тому +57

    11:28 It really bothers me that Integralism ball has a sigma (sum) symbol on it, instead of an integral symbol.

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 4 роки тому +23

      I pointed it out at school before (I’m Brazilian), we concluded that integralists probably never learned calculus because they’re not very smart.

    • @138shreyshekhar2
      @138shreyshekhar2 3 роки тому +8

      Well.... Not really a mistake. Sigma summation is just integration of discrete sets. And normal integral symbol usually integration of continuous sets. However, if you think about it humans are discrete sets, there is no 1.23.. human so it is quite appropriate to choose sigma symbol.

    • @n0ame1u1
      @n0ame1u1 3 роки тому +2

      @@138shreyshekhar2 Right, but since it's just a pun on the name and actually has nothing to do with the mathematical concept, it's failing as a pun

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 роки тому

      Brazilians be like: iTs NOt ActUalLy FaScisM

    • @Mondragora99
      @Mondragora99 3 роки тому +3

      @@Vitorruy1 Brazilian here. It's same but different... but still same.

  • @ThisGuy....
    @ThisGuy.... 4 роки тому +5

    these, together with the centricide, are my favorite types of videos, you talking about random ideologies is so entertaining, keep at it please.

  • @mcernieschumacher1296
    @mcernieschumacher1296 4 роки тому +120

    “Imagine not being a Chestertonian Distributist”
    Based

    • @cameronmyron5776
      @cameronmyron5776 3 роки тому +2

      I mean, besides the religious influence and being kind of outdated technologically, it seems like a pretty good ideology. Gives everyone the bear minimum they need for survival (which is something many supporters of socialism would like), but everything else is a result of doing additional work for those luxuries (something capitalist would agree with).

  • @odran6038
    @odran6038 4 роки тому +20

    25:00 the text literally says "social liberalism (not be confused with social libertarianism)"

  • @КонстантинРокоссовский-у9т

    I love your videos so much that I spend every lunch break and all my free time watching videos about wacky ideologies and politics, which I wasn't even interested about before I discovered your channel. Wow.
    Also thanks to you I leveled up my english with a shit ton of terminology, definitions and concepts. I love you Jeyrej!💕

  • @puddingninja
    @puddingninja 4 роки тому +13

    I had an English teacher who told me to challenge the status quo but I think it depended on which election year was the year you have to challenge the status quo

  • @motionsuggests
    @motionsuggests 4 роки тому +23

    i have a feeling this is the kind of thing geeky high school kids will watch and feel cool talking about

  • @RyanTheMan000
    @RyanTheMan000 4 роки тому +99

    Didn't even mention Irish Republicanism. tsk, tsk, tsk, got me steamin. Im disappointed Jreg.
    Cool vid tho

    • @ebinboiz8914
      @ebinboiz8914 4 роки тому +26

      Lets warn Jr. Egg to not start his car tomorrow

    • @wildboyy8720
      @wildboyy8720 4 роки тому +9

      Britain: Why do I hear boss music

    • @alexanderwill2847
      @alexanderwill2847 4 роки тому +13

      Irish Nationalism: culturally left wing, right up until someone starts muttering “Ireland for the Irish” to themself.

    • @TheHorseOutside
      @TheHorseOutside 4 роки тому +5

      Alexander Will Irish Republicanism is definitely like leftcons by being economically left and culturally moderate right. Then again, parties like the Irish Freedom Party and Aontú might herald a new ideology appearing

    • @bongg_
      @bongg_ 4 роки тому +1

      Uh Democracy?

  • @SamuraSan7204
    @SamuraSan7204 4 роки тому +17

    There is a part of me that really wants you to make unironic political videos

  • @Marcus-nc6jk
    @Marcus-nc6jk 4 роки тому +147

    Dammit i’m second... only centrists arent first or last

  • @ericcrowley5499
    @ericcrowley5499 4 роки тому +32

    Statist: you can't just privatize every aspect of the government.
    Ancap: hold my beer.

    • @opaxas3968
      @opaxas3968 4 роки тому +2

      As an ancap, I can agree

    • @thehardliner9760
      @thehardliner9760 3 роки тому

      That's less statist than social democratic or socialist or basically anything left of far right economic policies lol

  • @radaloui9312
    @radaloui9312 4 роки тому +12

    just remember that there are people who disliked a video of a guy reading definitions because (since it's politics) they somehow got offeded by the definition of their own ideologies...

  • @solsil1313
    @solsil1313 4 роки тому +22

    Jreg out here educating the people what a chad

  • @deterritorialisatised_slot
    @deterritorialisatised_slot 4 роки тому +18

    Jreg seems unusually stable in this video, I am worried

  • @ebinboiz8914
    @ebinboiz8914 4 роки тому +170

    My personal ideology is... get ready for it
    Esoteric National Minarcho-Monarchism with free healthcare and Mr.Bean characteristics

    • @GIGATHEBOT
      @GIGATHEBOT 4 роки тому +4

      minarcho transhumanism

    • @Mike-zd8wq
      @Mike-zd8wq 4 роки тому +10

      Does this mean there's a cult of personality for Teddy?

    • @paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039
      @paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039 4 роки тому +4

      @@Mike-zd8wq yes

    • @mr.awesome7552
      @mr.awesome7552 4 роки тому +2

      Isn’t national minarcho sort of redundant, as minarchists are often national and culture preserving though?
      Edit: Fuck I mixed minarchist and hoppean

    • @Tragick
      @Tragick 4 роки тому +1

      unironically the same

  • @C3H5N3O9
    @C3H5N3O9 3 роки тому +20

    Everyone has a little bit of an anarcho-nihilist in them

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 2 роки тому +4

    Wow, anyone think that he seemed to be biased against _personal ideology_ ? Because _ideology_ actually _long description_

    • @sobot_
      @sobot_ 2 роки тому +3

      Gayner

  • @vytautas4065
    @vytautas4065 4 роки тому +107

    Jreg needs a girlfriend, because he took some pocaine

    • @debilman9065
      @debilman9065 4 роки тому +2

      Ir mineralino vandenio VYTAUTO!!!

    • @vytautas4065
      @vytautas4065 4 роки тому +4

      @@debilman9065 Taip, jo ypač

  • @BayaRae
    @BayaRae 4 роки тому +516

    "Wait, it's all autism?"
    "Always has been."

    • @virivren
      @virivren 4 роки тому +52

      Apolitical detected

    • @paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039
      @paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039 4 роки тому +45

      begone apolitical bastard

    • @papermach2332
      @papermach2332 4 роки тому +11

      @@paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039 well technically everything is political so there's no such thing as apolitical

    • @reedspun
      @reedspun 4 роки тому +30

      @@papermach2332 Sounds like horseshoe centrism, get em boys

    • @jeremybrown8654
      @jeremybrown8654 4 роки тому +1

      Shut up you Apoli Simp apologist

  • @MrChair2
    @MrChair2 4 роки тому +25

    he do be lookin kinda orange doe

  • @cojocoolio
    @cojocoolio 3 роки тому +4

    Diet AnPrim: Return to pre-industrial revolution (return to horse)
    AnPrim: Return to pre-Agricultural revolution (return to monke)
    Extremist AnPrim: Return to ocean and abandon lungs (return to pre-invertebrate ancestor)

  • @purplepotatoes9255
    @purplepotatoes9255 4 роки тому +2

    This dude is like a mapmaker. Distorts some bits of the political spectrum and described other parts perfectly

  • @Thought_Criminal
    @Thought_Criminal 4 роки тому +58

    You could just say “an ideology” for all of these, and get a huge amount of time off.

  • @RanTaoSama
    @RanTaoSama 4 роки тому +4

    Thanks man. You're a great source for this, always an extremely stable person. 🙂

  • @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding
    @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding 4 роки тому +9

    2:38 mother anarchy loving her sons 1919 colorised.

  • @will5459577
    @will5459577 3 роки тому +21

    My friend: "I studied politics at uni for 3 years and I'm £35k in debt, you don't know about politics"
    Me:

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 3 роки тому +3

    9:03 Correction: "I am the Senate" -Chancellor 'The Senate' Paplatine

  • @harrisonschneider8333
    @harrisonschneider8333 4 роки тому +40

    Jreg: Explaining every political ideology.
    Off compasses: Did you forget about us?

  • @kairus8121
    @kairus8121 4 роки тому +40

    Smh could’ve gotten 20 seconds faster if you used anarchist skip

    • @qlum
      @qlum 4 роки тому +2

      More like 20 minutes shorter if he did it correctly.

    • @blartversenwaldiii
      @blartversenwaldiii 2 роки тому

      anarchist skip isn't allowed anymore, he had to do ancom skip instead

  • @omarshahin3288
    @omarshahin3288 4 роки тому +38

    this channel is definitely not where I get my political views lol... that would be stupid haha..

  • @johndoh1000
    @johndoh1000 8 місяців тому

    This was extremely well done. Not the video quality, but the commentary *chef's kiss*

  • @ncrveteranranger3559
    @ncrveteranranger3559 4 роки тому +1

    It was a very unoptimized run, but his speed was impressive. I can't wait to see his times after learning the sequence breaks and other glitchs

  • @Melvinshermen
    @Melvinshermen 4 роки тому +16

    Also anarcho genetic is like gattaca but anarchoish in it Will be judged by DNA but there no Hierarchy. Is more on line ancap and nat anarcho and anarcho conservaite then real Anarchist
    And unlike movie gattaca anarcho genetic Can let say Vincent go to space but he need to clean more Toilet First but again his heart problem. But i dyslxia man can be overclass or something like that
    And like ancap, angens use market system and let to do what ever there want With the baby

  • @phoneheaded
    @phoneheaded 4 роки тому +9

    Jreg really be out here reusing his minearchy/minarchy joke from his earlier ideologies explained videos

  • @hamyzschidenfeld3215
    @hamyzschidenfeld3215 4 роки тому +6

    Wow, those ideologies are so funny, I myself am depressed.

  • @qriofficial1769
    @qriofficial1769 3 роки тому +8

    I love how they call it “integralism” but they show a summation symbol
    lol

    • @Ewr42
      @Ewr42 2 роки тому

      if you think Brazilians are stupid for that, you should check out Bolsonarism.
      we're so much more stupider than you could ever imagine.
      you think trumpism was bad? Brazilians wish they could have a leader as good as trump, and that aint ironical, not even trump could be as bad of a leader if he tried.
      we're talking about the guy that gave the world's best localized space center to the US for free.
      free
      absolutely nothing in return. just welcomed them to launch their rockets there and take over it. which is stupid considering the whole US espionage on that same base 20 years ago when they sabotaged a launch of a 4-motor rocket killing dozens of workers, scientists and technicians.
      try wrapping your head around that.
      suddenly using Σ for integralism isn't that bad, when you realize how insignificant that is compared to how dumb we can be as a nation.

  • @NeverSaid-
    @NeverSaid- 3 роки тому

    A better model for standard politics only takes a few questions
    1. The in group of the movement
    2. The out group of the movement
    3. The placement of the believer (ingoup, outgroup, or observer)
    The ingroup/outgroup can be of any subject matter. Politics runs on abstraction.
    4. Repeat steps 1-3 for every subject matter you find relevant. These are your base ideologies.
    5. Combine the ideologies by weight of ((placement/ingroup + placement/outgroup) - placement/observer) by the count of each. This gives you a numerical score for the level of activist sophistication of your worldview.
    6. Combine structures and remove redundancy, by naming positions, in/out groups relevant to the material.
    7. Make notes of why you believe what you do for anecdote
    And then you have a manifesto of standard political caliber with a measure of self sophistication and personal relevance.

  • @joanpinol3580
    @joanpinol3580 4 роки тому +16

    this is too unironic for myy ironically unironic state of humor

  • @jamiekeegan1285
    @jamiekeegan1285 4 роки тому +44

    Why do all these political ideologies sound like a bad idea ?
    Except for narco primitivists.
    "Make da world apes again".

    • @yoelmaxance8760
      @yoelmaxance8760 4 роки тому +12

      The industrial revolution and all of its consequences have been a disaster to the human race

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 4 роки тому +10

      Narco primitivists make people into apes using drugs.

    • @lol-kz6db
      @lol-kz6db 4 роки тому +2

      Reject modernerity embrace monke

  • @xavierguy773
    @xavierguy773 4 роки тому +16

    I learned more from this video than any college political science class I have ever taken. Damn centrist western institutions

  • @JohnPlaceman-xw9xv
    @JohnPlaceman-xw9xv 4 роки тому +7

    "Everything within the state, nothing against the state, nothing outside the state". I'm surprised that People don't know what the three main principles of facism are.

  • @vernedictb.valentine2057
    @vernedictb.valentine2057 3 роки тому +4

    Anarchism is very Flexible and there's a lot of wacky version of it and Anarchism is basically *ALL THE FOUR QUADRANTS AT THE SAME TIME*

    • @thebloxconductor1870
      @thebloxconductor1870 Рік тому

      How can it be authleft or authright? It's not Totalitarian in the slightest, also they would all turn out the same because nobody has to listen anymore.

  • @celer2010
    @celer2010 4 роки тому +5

    This must be about the third time you've run through them, but dang it I'll be here for the seventeenth, by which time the list will be in the several hundreds and it'll take you at least there hours to go through them.

  • @callumcampbell9492
    @callumcampbell9492 4 роки тому +12

    "I'm sorry Lenin"

  • @jamescooper191
    @jamescooper191 4 роки тому +8

    The sheer number of dog whisles throughout this video is astounding

  • @ZozoZaza_
    @ZozoZaza_ Рік тому +2

    This song in the end is epic

  • @appa609
    @appa609 4 роки тому +2

    Watching this just made me realize that every political ideology can be baked down to some combination of policies.