It's been a while, but as a girl gamer I remember the priestess still being angry at a female avatar being around and threatened. Granted it was during the Sam Guevene quest.
@@linkjonge2836 “What is love? A notion of two people deluding themselves to the idea they care for the another when in reality they are using the other?” Wow I sound like a villian
When someone threatens me with a quick death in Skyrim, I expect them to pull from their boots the smallest dagger in the world and immediately try to eviscerate me with it, despite me wearing plate thicker than their blade is long. I am usually not disappointed.
(Cue combat music.) *The Priestess in robes pulls out an iron dagger and runs over to the dragonborn.* Priestess: "You should have never come here." *Dragonborn pulls out his daedric greatsword and decapitates the priestess. Then the slaughtering of the temple of Dibella ensues.* *Markarth guard enters the scene.* Markarth Guard: "You have commited crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say in your defense?" *Dragonborn proceeds to kill the guard and murder the rest of city's inhabitants as they turn violent.* (Combat music ends.) *Scene ends with the Dragonborn stealing all the cheese wheels in the city.*
@@Americathelandofthefree2.0 Yea but there are more statues all over the game, so u don't have to break in, im not sure but i believe if i remember correctly the one in Riften was usable. Also the quest in the tavern in Whiterun sends you to Markath and leads to a quest where you were drunk and trashed the temple do they tell you to tidy the place up a bit or something. And i think it's a quest chain that eventually allows you closer to the statue without being attacked instantly. If im wrong please somebody correct me
@@Fiercealpha7 maybe so, but wasn't Miraak the first dragonborn? Was that some kind of Lich Dragon priest thing, or was he living? Citing from the dragonborn dlc
lol same. I honestly sometimes forget the players of this game are overwhelmingly dudes who have never played a female dragonborn in all their 100 runs of Skyrim.
“Usually the penalty is a quick death” *me with my army of 1500 Soldiers from Fellburg Keep mod who just raided Markarth to replace the Jarl with the high king of Skyrim mod* “A quick wot…”
Shorts need to be around 1 minute in length to get boosted by the algorithm and have favourable monetisation. He's just pumping these out for money so he drags them out to hit the timer.
@@yarddwellerHe didn't need to tell us that he started a game as a female character, escaped from Helgen, and went to the temple of Dibella. I think we could figure that out ourselves.
@@spicysalad3013 After being confronted by the priestess, she sends you on a quest to retrieve a young girl who is the Sybil of Dibella, an oracle with a direct connection with the goddess Dibella. The quest makes me a bit uncomfortable, since Dibella is the sex goddess, and at least some of her followers are sex cultists (looking at Haelga and her Marks of Dibella). The Sybil is a child who you're delivering to such people.
Me over here at lvl 300 something and all skills maxed out after stealing the gold statue for the drunk and coming back after I did it without getting caught finding out everyone is super pissed in the temple that i did that and had mercenaries waiting for me lmfao.
Cool thing. For the Drak brotherhood quest line, instead of using the jarrin root for the stew, you can keep it, kill him with a blade, and make a potion of poison (jarrin root + deathbell) to make the strongest poison health potion in the game.
"Usually a quick death." Me with 2 conjured dremora, wrathmen, or mistmen while wearing either dragon or daedric armor depending on how i feel: "uhhhhhh......you wanna run that be me again, ma'am?
I have too. But the person I stole the statue for was later at the cannibal feast, where I decided to slaughter the lot of them, so now I've a quest item in my inventory, weighing me down, without any means of getting rid of it. Or do you reckon I can put it back in the temple?
@@l0rd0ct0d0rkthey usually do that, but only as long as the quest is active, in OP's case, of can't get rid of it as it is a quest item, but the quest cannot be completed. So it gained it's weight property but didn't lose it's quest tag.
It’s not even THAT complicated with console commands. Do what I do and type in “sexchange” and your DB’s head will be exactly the same but their body and voice will change, two aspects tied to their in-game gender. ntm you can always reuse the command to change back.
Technically, two different crimes. Men aren't allowed in for religious reasons, so if a man broke in, it would be actively disrespecting the religion. If a woman breaks in, it's seen as just a curious wonderer being too curious. Even though it seems like the same crime, it just isn't. It's kinda like if a man broke into a woman's bathroom Vs. if a woman broke into a woman's bathroom.
The same crime by two different capabilities. What could a woman do to the other women if she forced herself? Nothing beyond non-consentual activity, which is bad but nowhere near as damaging or evil as a man's capacity for non-consentual impregnation. Men and women are different. Men's baseline strength is higher than women due to physical differences, and are capable of doing far more damage. Meanwhile women are far more likely to damage reputations, lie to get ahead, etc. You don't tread a saw and hammer the same despite then both being tools, so it's logical you legally treat men and women differently despite both being human.
@@Undomaranel uh no, that's not the reason they are doing it for religious reasons, not because they are afraid of men, it's meant to be culture based, also it's still damaging to do that regardless, one being worse doesn't absolve that
@@Guestus-n2j Objection: Magic is the exception, not the rule. We have laws for the standard, and then this being Skyrim and Nords there are separate penalties for using magic in the first place.
Clankity-Clompity Shooty-and-Stompity Leaving big bootprints all over your property I'm a half-ton of whoop-ass Ready for fun And I modded my leg servos So just try and run Rest in piss, idiot Your greatest mistake Was robbing this Pain Train 'Cause I've got no brakes
I just sneak in, grab statue n sneak out. But somehow ended up marrying the priestess from the first room...that was odd cause i didn't know the DB could marry...good game
Oh yeah, there’s a good number of people who are potential marriage candidates. Once you’ve built an unseen stat high enough (I think the prospective partner will have particularly happy dialogue to indicate the value) you can gift them an Amulet of Mara to marry them. You then meet at the Temple of Mara for the ceremony, and can assign your new spouse to a home you own. There’s even a mod that gives your spouse a schedule in town, so they’re not cooped up in the house all day.
...Since I've won "Street Fighter II" with Chun-Li by accident about thirty years ago I've always played with female characters as a good luck charm...
...The best 50PTE (currently 0.25€) I've ever spend @@CrunchyRhombus...and a very "iffy" joystick on the arcade cabinet and someone bumping into my shoulder...
"Usually a quick death" my character wearing normal trousers….I’m a mage player I don’t wear armor….b-but I know all the master level destruction spells!
"Usually a quick death" my character whit the crusader armor and the crusablade: I am a men of God I broke into your temple so I accept the consequences... BUT I AM ALSO A WEREWOLF THAT WORSHIP HIRCINE
this is the kind of stuff I'd love to see more of in the next chapter, more situations where what you choose in character creation actually affects your playthrough
Its so funny, that they always think they can kill a level 351 Dragonborn in Deadric Armor with a Dragonbone Mace in the Right and the Fire Ball Spell in the left hand, also a Max Vampire any Skill is on level 100 and just killed Miraak, Alduin, Harkon and the Ebony Warrior.
If this was morrowind, male character would instantly have a bounty on his head and unable to do the quest at all, female would be the only one absolutely possible to do it
“Usually, a quick death” My character, covered in other people’s blood and on the run from the markarth guards because I didn’t realize I was *supposed* to get arrested during that one forsworn quest and instead of going quietly I killed like ten guards directly after killing all the Silverbloods: “Don’t fucking test me, you do not wanna know about the day I’ve just had”
Skyrim has Wonky Logic, , if you have male character and defeat a female character and she is wearing a dress , , the clothing you take from her body magically turns into different male clothing , , guess SKYRIM creators don't like transvestites 😂😮😂
@@nicholasfarrell5981 really ?? That means this was way out of their way , to deliberately prevent crossdresser moments in SKYRIM , , very interesting maybe they had a different Project Leader than Morrowind , , , bigotry in a world Loved action RPG , they better hope none of the LBGQ community noticed any of that , , ,🧐🤔🤔
“Normally death” (Me who’s wearing maxed out deadric armor, who is also a Dragonborn including maxed out stats and every perk filled in) “I love the confidence. but you’re up here, I need you to be down here”
"But women are allowed in the temple"
"Dude, you're still breaking and entering"
It's been a while, but as a girl gamer I remember the priestess still being angry at a female avatar being around and threatened. Granted it was during the Sam Guevene quest.
@@wayIess
"Girl gamer" or in other words a "Plays with the skill and intelligence of a autistic 5 year old after lobotomy"
don't you mean dudette? :)
@@amazedsatsuma Lowkey one of the best nicknames I've heard or seen for these lads.
@@summonerekupWho’s “these lads”? Dudette is just a female version of dude
"I kicked dragon god's ass. *_you wanna be next?"_*
Do you mean akatosh or alduin?
@@cakeandmilk4526 *_both_*
“Also let’s not forget I use vampire lords and other Dragonborn’s as foot stools.”
Make love not war
@@linkjonge2836
“What is love? A notion of two people deluding themselves to the idea they care for the another when in reality they are using the other?”
Wow I sound like a villian
"Usually a quick death"
*My character wearing deadric armor*
"...what?"
*my character whit crusader armor and the crusader 2 handed sword*
Comon go head it's not a murder if you attack me first
When someone threatens me with a quick death in Skyrim, I expect them to pull from their boots the smallest dagger in the world and immediately try to eviscerate me with it, despite me wearing plate thicker than their blade is long.
I am usually not disappointed.
(Cue combat music.)
*The Priestess in robes pulls out an iron dagger and runs over to the dragonborn.*
Priestess: "You should have never come here."
*Dragonborn pulls out his daedric greatsword and decapitates the priestess. Then the slaughtering of the temple of Dibella ensues.*
*Markarth guard enters the scene.*
Markarth Guard: "You have commited crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say in your defense?"
*Dragonborn proceeds to kill the guard and murder the rest of city's inhabitants as they turn violent.*
(Combat music ends.)
*Scene ends with the Dragonborn stealing all the cheese wheels in the city.*
"Normally a qui-"
"Foos ro da!"
@@Army_Dog "wait wait i can explain i can explain"
They really don’t want anyone going inside the inner sanctum, strange
There is a quest where you steal a dibella statue and you have to break in
@@Americathelandofthefree2.0 Yea but there are more statues all over the game, so u don't have to break in, im not sure but i believe if i remember correctly the one in Riften was usable.
Also the quest in the tavern in Whiterun sends you to Markath and leads to a quest where you were drunk and trashed the temple do they tell you to tidy the place up a bit or something. And i think it's a quest chain that eventually allows you closer to the statue without being attacked instantly.
If im wrong please somebody correct me
@@jaymxuof I remember correctly there’s more than 2 statues laying about Skyrim
@@jaymxuthe quest SPECIFIES the one in the temple though, doesn't it?
@@TamedNomadyeah I have at least 4 of them, but the one in the temple isn’t even one of them.
"The penalty is a quick death ? Fine, I'll pay, who do you want to die quickly ?"
The Dark... Sisterhood? 😂
Terrifying presence moment
Haha love it
This would be just the perfect intimidation option.
Double it and give it to the net person
"Usually, a quick death"
- Me, wearing Dragonplate armor and carrying a Daedric Warhammer: "You're not that guy pal"
Never should of come here
Me in my steel plate with a defense in the millions: I'd like to see you try.
I never realized that men had other dialogue.
Same
When Bethesda used to care
Ya as a man I can never understand what women are talking about…oh you meant in the game.
@@SunBearDabsrip starfield
@@haydennoble9253Why are you so sure misogynistic jokes are still appreciated?
I used to be a priestess of dibella like you, but now I'm dead for smack talking to the last dragonborn.
One thousand likes and no replies?
H O W
Pretty sure lore says there can only be one dragonborn at a time, might be wrong tho
@@Fiercealpha7 maybe so, but wasn't Miraak the first dragonborn? Was that some kind of Lich Dragon priest thing, or was he living? Citing from the dragonborn dlc
@@l0rd0ct0d0rk its possible once he left the realm eventually he was no longer considered living and a new dragonborn was born
A good test might be to try soul trapping miraak
Priestess: normally a quick death
My DragonBorn in full Dragon Armor : Well, i guess i will have to call a healer for help, but not for me.
Call I healer just not for me
I am the healer... And the tank, and the dps, and the support...
ah i know the true line and its still funny as fuck
@@th3nightlion624 And the ranged
"Call the healer! Call the healer! ...... But not for me!"
As someone who is a girl, who grew up playing skyrim, it always surprises me a bit when i see videos like this
lol same. I honestly sometimes forget the players of this game are overwhelmingly dudes who have never played a female dragonborn in all their 100 runs of Skyrim.
@@curvytangerinelol you only have to go to two peculiar skyrim modding websites to figure out that that is not true at all
Same lol
@@curvytangerine I think there are more female dragonborn.
@antoniodelaugger9236 *Most dudes that she knows. For me I never play girls in games unless it's a game that you can only be a girl in.
"normally, a period-"
"wha...?"
"-of servitude."
"ohhh"
god a period punishment would be just as bad
@@toastarkat It's not a punishment unless you get the Endometriosis variant 🥲 Talking from experience. Post surgery is a whole damn new life!
@@toastarkatalthough what if someone was already on theirs? Lets just hope it would be ineffective
“usually a quick death“
My fortify restoration armor and fork: 🗿
Fork strong. 2 damage good.
F O R K S T R O N K
true children of ysgramor know the power of The Fork
"we don't allow men into the inner sanctum"
My fully levelled orc werewolf: i am no man, i am weapon
"I am no man, i am a leen green killing machine.
Hello weapon, I am real woman. Want to go skateboardz?
@@DovahGirlie My god... all these Priestesses are dead... who could've done such a thing?
@whippethacreem7299 **rolls by on skateboard mod, soaked in fake blood with warhammer in hands** Sk8boardz.
“Usually the penalty is a quick death”
*me with my army of 1500 Soldiers from Fellburg Keep mod who just raided Markarth to replace the Jarl with the high king of Skyrim mod*
“A quick wot…”
This guy really like to get that 1000 word requirement
Wait, what 1000 word requirement?
Shorts need to be around 1 minute in length to get boosted by the algorithm and have favourable monetisation. He's just pumping these out for money so he drags them out to hit the timer.
He was giving context. What has happened to our attention spans?
@@yarddwellerHe didn't need to tell us that he started a game as a female character, escaped from Helgen, and went to the temple of Dibella. I think we could figure that out ourselves.
Some people be like that though. Im a wordy man myself. Adhd be like that@@ShinChara
How come ain't no one talkin about how the punishment for women is 'a period of servitude' with the sex priestesses?
Is that a punishment or reward
@@twilightparanormalresearch186 Depends. Are you looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?
"And after the spanking, the oral sex"
@@dreamiblu ain't no protection needed m8
@@dreamiblu Are you looking to protect some damage, or deal yourself?
*knocks gun out of hand*
”it’s a good thing I always carry two guns”
As a man or woman once you bring the little girl there you get Dibella'Blessing. You now do twice the damage to the opposite gender.
What little girl?
@@spicysalad3013little girl is a baby of a creature called "woman"
Its for a quest
@@spicysalad3013 After being confronted by the priestess, she sends you on a quest to retrieve a young girl who is the Sybil of Dibella, an oracle with a direct connection with the goddess Dibella.
The quest makes me a bit uncomfortable, since Dibella is the sex goddess, and at least some of her followers are sex cultists (looking at Haelga and her Marks of Dibella). The Sybil is a child who you're delivering to such people.
@@BaoHadirOh yep they’re definitely going to groom that poor potato looking girl.
The buff's name is 'Agent of Dibella', and it gives a 10% damage buff against the opposite gender
“Well excuuuuuuse me, Priestess!”
Screw you and have a great day you comedian
Hehe.
Best comment
@@RequiemPoete laugh it up fuzzball
@@222cubing8 What was that for bro lmao
I thought dibella was all about letting men into her inner sanctum...
You win the Internet, congratulations, that made me actually wheeze and gasp out in both astonishment and amusement
brother its called consent. you broke into the temple
LMAO
@@Smarackto some temples like being broken into, it’s all about understanding
@@electricruby69sometimes I wonder why so many women think men are trash, then I see something like this and go "ah, right"
"Usually a quick death"
I was given the green light
My breton mage: A quick death? For whom?
My vampire necromancer “death is only the beginning
"Usually a quick death!"
Me at level 89 while wearing dragon bone armor: *Rotfl*
Me over here at lvl 300 something and all skills maxed out after stealing the gold statue for the drunk and coming back after I did it without getting caught finding out everyone is super pissed in the temple that i did that and had mercenaries waiting for me lmfao.
@@TheCyberfoxGod69ah yes the random mercenaries that can show up even if they never caught you stealing lol.
@@jacthing1Remember they communicate telepathically for some f*cking reason
And can either see through the walls or r in the walls
@@SteamFox13 and can talk to animals because that chicken over there is one who reported you for stealing
There is no level 300 in Skyrim lol
"A period of servitude"
In the Temple of Dibella? Well, guess I have to be punished... 🥺
Legends speak of mods, that let you do just that.
@@Selesto1 bro i'm aiming to see nocturnial ( or whatever her name was ) with a modded face
@@lax-8543 Hm, don´t know about a mod, that just changes her face. But i like "Umbral Embrace - A Nocturnal Visual Overhaul"
@@The-Oiamer ...
*Yol toor-*
Funny, because they made no complaints about my entering their Inner Rectum 🤔
“Normally, a quick death.”
Ok, if you say so.
*quicksaves*
Cool thing. For the Drak brotherhood quest line, instead of using the jarrin root for the stew, you can keep it, kill him with a blade, and make a potion of poison (jarrin root + deathbell) to make the strongest poison health potion in the game.
It’s a shame you can’t grow more Jarrin root
“Usually a quick death!”
*Me wearing dragon scale armor*
“You sure about that?” 🤨
"normally, a quick death"
*looks my level 80 nord in full dragon plate up and down a couple times*
"luckily for you there are more pressing matters"
"A quick death? Aight hun, stand still" *Draws 15k dmg weapon with 15k dmg poison*
priestess of dibella threatening the dragonborn with death vs the unmatched power of the words force, balance and push
Basically dibella vs akatosh, kynareth and talos
Servitude in the temple of Debella??? Sign me up
Dibella Priestess vs Man: DIE
Dibella Prestess vs Woman: SUBMITT
Is this a Priestess of Dibella or Molag Bal? LOL
@@DragonxFlutteryes
@@The-Red-Menace yes
Submit
@@daleshelden8394 The extra t is intentional. Said like a dominatrix. the T sound is supposed to elongate.
Idk how but because I was wearing that marriage amulet I ended up married to one of the priestess
me too lol
"Usually a quick death." Me with 2 conjured dremora, wrathmen, or mistmen while wearing either dragon or daedric armor depending on how i feel: "uhhhhhh......you wanna run that be me again, ma'am?
Have you snuck in there without getting caught and stole the statue
i have, you can go pretty much anywhere unnoticed using invisibility and the shrouded boots
I have too. But the person I stole the statue for was later at the cannibal feast, where I decided to slaughter the lot of them, so now I've a quest item in my inventory, weighing me down, without any means of getting rid of it.
Or do you reckon I can put it back in the temple?
Stealth was an option?
@@metallkopf988IIRC, quest items carry no weight. It shows they weigh something, but they don't have weight if my sources are correct.
@@l0rd0ct0d0rkthey usually do that, but only as long as the quest is active, in OP's case, of can't get rid of it as it is a quest item, but the quest cannot be completed. So it gained it's weight property but didn't lose it's quest tag.
“I started a new game and selected a female”
Really farming the watch time aren’t we?
not wrong lmao
reload save
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showracemenu
it's really that simple
@@JacobBite or just replay Helgan for the 299th time 💀
It’s not even THAT complicated with console commands. Do what I do and type in “sexchange” and your DB’s head will be exactly the same but their body and voice will change, two aspects tied to their in-game gender. ntm you can always reuse the command to change back.
"This is what happens if the Dragonborn is female"
This is why I hate youtubers
You interrupted our Cards Against Humanity game now allow me to completely overreact with a death threat.
no way LMAO
“I have been half hour escaping Helgen to this?!”
*_Quick Save_*
Death penalty vs servitude for the same crime. What a picture of the justice system.
Technically, two different crimes. Men aren't allowed in for religious reasons, so if a man broke in, it would be actively disrespecting the religion. If a woman breaks in, it's seen as just a curious wonderer being too curious. Even though it seems like the same crime, it just isn't. It's kinda like if a man broke into a woman's bathroom Vs. if a woman broke into a woman's bathroom.
The same crime by two different capabilities. What could a woman do to the other women if she forced herself? Nothing beyond non-consentual activity, which is bad but nowhere near as damaging or evil as a man's capacity for non-consentual impregnation.
Men and women are different. Men's baseline strength is higher than women due to physical differences, and are capable of doing far more damage. Meanwhile women are far more likely to damage reputations, lie to get ahead, etc. You don't tread a saw and hammer the same despite then both being tools, so it's logical you legally treat men and women differently despite both being human.
@@Undomaranel uh no, that's not the reason they are doing it for religious reasons, not because they are afraid of men, it's meant to be culture based, also it's still damaging to do that regardless, one being worse doesn't absolve that
@@Undomaranel Counter-point: magic.
@@Guestus-n2j Objection: Magic is the exception, not the rule. We have laws for the standard, and then this being Skyrim and Nords there are separate penalties for using magic in the first place.
“usually a quick death“
Me: *Unsheathes Mace of Molag Bal.*
I didn’t even know male characters had different dialogue bc I always play as a female
Same
I always play as a female, but I figured it would be different
“Usually a quick death”
Me a literal Ebony knight
“Are you stupid”
No, it’s *“AER YER SHHHHHHTUUUPID?!?!”*
Ah, yes....Idiots threatening a Literal God. Reminds me of Raiders threatening you when you've got full suit of Power Armor. 😂
Clankity-Clompity
Shooty-and-Stompity
Leaving big bootprints all over your property
I'm a half-ton of whoop-ass
Ready for fun
And I modded my leg servos
So just try and run
Rest in piss, idiot
Your greatest mistake
Was robbing this Pain Train
'Cause I've got no brakes
The Uninitiated ☕
My uninitiated self could totally go for a period of servitude to Dibella, if you know what I mean.
For the women, initiation would mean an orgy, priestesses of Dibella offer other "services" as well @@KorilD
@@KorilDthere are mods...
@@crank1985 I'm not *that* desperate. I've got Degrees of Lewdity for all my horny gamer needs.
@@KorilD For the most demanding of PCs
"Normally, a quick death."
"...So uh...do...do I have to take off my armor? I'd be happy to let you try, but it might not be as quick as you say..."
During the Night To Remember quest I passed out after drinking with Sam and woke up here and was told to clean up my mess. 😐
"Unfortunately we dont allow men in the inner sanctum"
My male Nord barbarian: *Time to go ooga booga mode*
"Normally a quick death" 😂😂😂
Thank you man for putting subtitles on a game that already had subtitles
"normally a quick death" bro after that you're not leaving the temple alive 😂
I just sneak in, grab statue n sneak out. But somehow ended up marrying the priestess from the first room...that was odd cause i didn't know the DB could marry...good game
Oh yeah, there’s a good number of people who are potential marriage candidates. Once you’ve built an unseen stat high enough (I think the prospective partner will have particularly happy dialogue to indicate the value) you can gift them an Amulet of Mara to marry them. You then meet at the Temple of Mara for the ceremony, and can assign your new spouse to a home you own.
There’s even a mod that gives your spouse a schedule in town, so they’re not cooped up in the house all day.
“Usually a quick death”
*me, in full legendary dragonplate*
“For you?”
She’s so real for that tbh
Wow, what a RPG, what a dialogues. Thank Mr Howard, thank you so much.
“A quick death..””
Me: um sweetheart, im the Dragonborn
~ proceeds to use Unrelenting Force
Lol... Level 142 and every magical spell in the game, I even one shotted alduin himself
"Normally a quick death would suffice, but theres more pressing matters"
Me in full upgraded dragon bone: yea sure there is
Man dragon born = quick death
Woman dragon born = a period of servitude
Oh my 😳
...Since I've won "Street Fighter II" with Chun-Li by accident about thirty years ago I've always played with female characters as a good luck charm...
Woo. Just had an 80s flash back. I wonder how many people Chun Li made feel like champs. Bless her and her legs.
...The best 50PTE (currently 0.25€) I've ever spend @@CrunchyRhombus...and a very "iffy" joystick on the arcade cabinet and someone bumping into my shoulder...
Same here but it was Blaze from Streets of Rage.
Same man-
You dont have to restart if you play on computer. Quicksave and ^showracemenu will do it
priestess - "the penalty is normally a quick dea-"
"FUS RO DAH"
*flies into the wall*
"Servitude? Can you tell me more about the quick death?"
Ending genuinely made me tear up that was awesome
"The fact you think you intimidate me is both hilarious and sad."
"you have commited a crime"
my player, a literal dragon in human form: "WHO GON STOP ME?"
Standing in the bar in Markarth and practice the arts of dibella until you are told to stop and for guy's death by dibella practices😂
"Usually a quick death."
Que venture bros
"Usually a quick death."
*Literally wearing the remains of numerous dragons.*
"Give it your best shot."
"Normally a quick death"
My character : *Lord Of Volkihar*
"Enthralls the entire temple for research purposes"
"Usually a quick death" my character wearing normal trousers….I’m a mage player I don’t wear armor….b-but I know all the master level destruction spells!
"Usually a quick death" my character whit the crusader armor and the crusablade: I am a men of God I broke into your temple so I accept the consequences... BUT I AM ALSO A WEREWOLF THAT WORSHIP HIRCINE
I was so confused by this video at first, because I didn't realise most people made a male character in Skyrim :D
Damn 1 word is different? I’m kinda surprised it isn’t more
No it also was a period of servitude instead of death, gotta actually listen and pay attention
@@sorato6804 mb for not remembering the exact dialogue is bro I’ll do better next time
probably because of bethesda writing
I was expecting: “oh hey sister!~ we were about to start a ritual, if you wanna join!”
But nah they want me to do some BDS-
“There’s so many things I could teach you” is a quote i remember from there, there was a definite undertone haha
A quick death...by Snu Snu!
this is the kind of stuff I'd love to see more of in the next chapter, more situations where what you choose in character creation actually affects your playthrough
Its so funny, that they always think they can kill a level 351 Dragonborn in Deadric Armor with a Dragonbone Mace in the Right and the Fire Ball Spell in the left hand, also a Max Vampire any Skill is on level 100 and just killed Miraak, Alduin, Harkon and the Ebony Warrior.
351? Thems rookie numbers.
Wow! Such vastly branching paths! This is true roleplaying!
If this was morrowind, male character would instantly have a bounty on his head and unable to do the quest at all, female would be the only one absolutely possible to do it
“Usually a quick death.”
*pulls up console commands*
“Nvm Welcome Dragonborn!”
Death by Snu Snu?
Yay snu snu😂
😀😢😃😱
A person of culture I see. In my opinion, the latest (Hulu exclusive) season of Futurama really fell off. Am I the only one who thinks that?
@Ging-Freecs likely not lol to me it had the same feel as it did all those years ago just wish there was more than like 11 new eps.
Men: death by Snu-Snu
Women: the executioner.
“Normally a quick death”
Me who beat every quest in the game- pure silence
I guess, I will destroy this sanctum as my male character.
“Usually, a quick death”
My character, covered in other people’s blood and on the run from the markarth guards because I didn’t realize I was *supposed* to get arrested during that one forsworn quest and instead of going quietly I killed like ten guards directly after killing all the Silverbloods: “Don’t fucking test me, you do not wanna know about the day I’ve just had”
"I don't go to jail unless I want to"
@@Jeferic Deadass, once I figured out I was supposed to get arrested I surrendered and then immediately broke out.
"wait, I know you"
I should hope so, I am the Dragonborn after all
"Usually, a quick death"
My character, who is a fully upgraded werewolf: ...would you prefer to be eaten with ketchup or bbq sauce
I take death
Anyone who's played Skyrim since 2011 knows this. They tell you theyre not accepting applicants.
"IMAGINE BEING A WOMAN IN SKYRIM??!! 😱"
Haven't they got it the wrong way round hahahaha
What do you mean
No. Dibella is the goddess of femdom, so of course men who sneak in get executed, while naughty women get "servitude."
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True 😂
@@fridge6215 servitude or death, basically it's a sex joke
“Usually a quick death” sure lady, say that to the Orismer daedric champion werewolf
Dibella's statue, oh god I knew such art existed in skyrim 🤩
Iknowwww huh
Weird
Bonk
I'm taking you to jail mister
Go to Horny Jail.
My vampire lord with level 100 destruction and enchanting: 😀
So basicly, they are the feminist of Tamriel. The whole wanting to kill men.
Thats not feminism. Thats even to extreme to call it misandry lol
Ya but with a religious reason not just retardedness
I'm a feminist. Nobody is interested in wasting a good weapon on you, dearie.
Thats not feminism lol, thats just murderous intent. (Plus you did break in to their sacred religous chamber)
@@FubblerCo. You clearly have not recent news. Thats is pretty much XXI century feminism.
priestess: nomeally a quick death.
me: how about instead i give you a one way trip to the soul carin. (intimidate)
Skyrim has Wonky Logic, , if you have male character and defeat a female character and she is wearing a dress , , the clothing you take from her body magically turns into different male clothing , , guess SKYRIM creators don't like transvestites 😂😮😂
Which is sad, since you _could_ crossdress in Morrowind
@@nicholasfarrell5981 really ?? That means this was way out of their way , to deliberately prevent crossdresser moments in SKYRIM , , very interesting maybe they had a different Project Leader than Morrowind , , , bigotry in a world Loved action RPG , they better hope none of the LBGQ community noticed any of that , , ,🧐🤔🤔
Coming back and rewatching the "100 days" survive saga years later is still golden. 103 days when Spiff!?
Booooooooooooobssss
average 12 year old
You gotta calm down dawg
Go to Horny Jail.
bro is down bad
“Normally death”
(Me who’s wearing maxed out deadric armor, who is also a Dragonborn including maxed out stats and every perk filled in)
“I love the confidence. but you’re up here, I need you to be down here”
I love that one Sisterhood of Dibella mod than enhances the experience for the female PC
"Usually a quick death"
*my argonian dragonborn who's part of the dark brotherhood* I'm sure siithis will love you
The amount of times that this guy has escaped Helgen, his names are just numbers now
That entire section of "To test this i created a new game..." was utterly unnecessary...
A period of servitude?
breaking in gets me the job faster than applying. Nice