Villages I like get renovated. Villages where platforms slap buildings over dirt spikes and are riddled with bottomless pits of death? Yeaaah no. No. When not even duct tape and superglue can fix the chaos- I move them someplace less and scrap whatever I may need to do so. Villages I don't need to fix at all? I make a map and visit. Zombie Villages however... Loot and burn. Anything worth taking is free game. All else gets torn down. Unless it is the Village that leads to the End Portal, in which case- it is a landmark to protecc... But the zombies get slashed with a holy fire sword of no more undead stuff.
Player 1: *I have no enemies*
Player 2: *I have no enemies* left
Underrated
Edit: well, not anymore
Player 1 running around and fixing everything that Player 2 messed up
😂
Edit: how did I get this many likes from a laughing emoji?
Actually amazing comment
Undertale
Player 1: Pyrovision
Player 2: Reality
Would you like to come over and play some gacha life with me
@@LreemssKuknwould you like shut up and get out from here?
@Federico_22 pretty sure it's a bot.
HUDDA HUDDA HU!
@@PokeMasrerJyeah the same guy is saying the exact same things in other comments
Player 1: How mojang thinks How we play💭
Player 2: How we actually play
Im player 1
Player 1
I'm player 2
Im player 1.5
Player 2 team
👇
Player 3: * proceeds to build an iron farm *
Player 4: *proceeds to make an trading center*
Player 1.2.0 rebuilds the whole village so it is player 2 proof
Me
I’m 3 and 4
Player 5 becomes feudal lord
Player 1: how they expect us to play
Player 2: how we actually play
I not...
No, I play Minecraft like player 1
Yes
One shutters to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask
bro explained me in the only one way i am
Player 2 : hitting villager
Me : remember, no villager
The beauty of Minecraft is exactly the fact you can be yourself and do whatever you want
Player 1: Peaceful little human
Player 2: Weapon of mass destruction
This is what Bush was talking about, but he put the blame on Iraq 💀
💀
Player 1: pacifist route
Player 2: genocide route
Ur gonna have a bad time 💀
But nobody came
Determination
And then a random skeleton with a blue eye started throwing bones at you.
After that, a weird skeleton in a blue hoodie with a glowing blue eye gave him a bad time. Player 2 was never seen after this.
Player 1: -yeay im making the village happy-
Player 2-im happy when a village ruined-
Simply Visitor and Raider
Player 1:Imagination for me
Player 2: Reality for me
Player 1: me when I first joined
Player 2: just what I am rn
ive always beem player two
Same
Same
same
Same
Player 1: Peace
Player 2: *Peace was never an option*
111 likes and no comment? let me fix that
144 likes and 1 comment let me say this is probably a bot
@@chunixlegend2939 Nah, I’m definitely not a bot. People just don’t talk much here.
Goose
1. Roleplayer
2. Speedrunner
(Hint I’m both)
Player 3: commits villager slavery
Grox
Player 1: What minecraft expects you to react to Villages
Player 2: Reallity
Player 1: Me on Survival
Player 2: *Me on Creative*
Same
True
Same with me
absolute power corrupts absolutely
I was about to say that lol
Player 1 : I
Player 2 : My friend
Player two is literally all the British did in the 1800s 💀
Player 1: what Minecraft thought of us
Player 2: what we really want 😂
Little bit of both😅
Player 1: Love and Peace
Player 2: Bro woke up and chose violence
Player 1
Hi
@@Giana572 become a player 2
Peace was never an option
Player 1: Pure Survival
Player 2: Speedrunner
I'm player 2, those villagers will regret having outrageous prices
Player 1: Minecraft when it was realised
Player 2: Minecraft today
You meant released right?
@@Eia_Natalia Yes
@@Star-Rouge289edit it
I spelled it wrong (iy)
It becomes
1: are u a friendly player
2: aggressive player
you didn't understand anything at minecraft
1:you are a 7 year old girl
2:you are a gigachad minecraft tryhard player
@@eiletenewoyea I agree
@@eiletenewoyep👍
Thx for saying the whole video
"What type of player are you?"
Me: "the one that adopted an iron golem."
"...."
Player 1: villagers dream
Player 2: reality
Player 1: civil
Player 2 :"have you heard of civil war😂"
So uncivilized- kenobi
Mojang is getting to know the community
Team 3: steals, kills iron golem for iron, leaves
Player 1: survival world
Player 2: speedrun or creative
Player 1 : I have no enemy☺️
Player 2 : I AM the enemy💀
I am player two
I have no enemies😊
I have no enemies😊(they are all dead)
Player 4: *eats all of the animals in villagers farms
Player 1: Expectation
Player 2: Reality
Mrbeast: I bought this village
Player 2: I stole This Village
We are going to steal the jail with this one
@@SwimMount 💀
You mean "borrow forever"
SWIM??
That's not funny
Player 1: doesn't have a left click
Player 2: doesn't have a right click
uhmmmm then how exactly did they open the chest? ☝️
@@widdlepocketmarcy hueghh
@@widdlepocketmarcy telekinesis, he only opened it for style points, as he got the items out upon breaking the chest
@@widdlepocketmarcy2nd player is so rad that instead of breaking the chest and taking the loot he decided to take then break.
Opened chest...
Player 1:Expectation from villagers
Player 2:Reality from villagers
Player 2: How my friends think that I play
Player 1: How I actually play
3. Harvest iron golem iron, take anything valuable. Imprison villagers
Based
Yes
True
Correct
True
I love how mojang is slowly learning how players actually play the game (they still have a lot of work to do to portray us well)
Notice how in the first one the prices have already increased, meaning Player 1 already hit the villager prior to trading.
Player 1: How they want you to play the game
Player 2: How you actually play the game 😂
Player 3: lives in the village, kidnaps the villager , and also kills iron golem
Thats me!
I have made many villagers suffer 💀
I'm it
It!?😅
Af course player 2!
1 when I am in my village
2 when I found a random village
Edit - Mama I am famous!!!
Same
Fr
𝙸𝚔𝚛😂
Exactly 😅
That's called superflat survival
Player 1: psychopath
Player 2: most normal player ever
True
of course
Wrong
the bottom is psychopath the upper one is the gost of players
@@Saurto_gojoit's not
Player1 : that should happen
Player 2 : player
TEAM 1: Vote for the Angel 😇
Player 1. No
Player. 2. No
Player 3 do both. Yes
Player one : what mojang thinks we do
Player 2: what we actually do
Player 1 : Mojang's Expectation
Player 2: Reality
player 1: Pacifist route
player 2: Genocide route
Player 1: hardcore player
Player 2: speed runner
nah bro we breakin the geneva conventions with this one 💀
Geneva convention? More like geneva SUGGESTION! (Yes Ik I stole this)
Minecraft was made for people who wanted to break the geneva conventions
wait until you find out about the tipped arrows being poisonous chemicals
Player1:Playing peacefully with no enemies
Player2: Just doing 1v100 speedrun😂
2
Player 1: *Peaceful mode*
Player 2: *Hardcore mode💀*
Player 1: Girls
Player 2: The Boys 💀
1: I have no enemies because I'm nice.
2: I have no enemies because they're all dead.
2
Hahahhahah
Player one:I have no enemies
Player two:meance to society
Edit:player two is the average Minecraft player
player 2: I have no enemies Left 😈
@@MannuBijlwan😂😂Lol soo true
@@sabitalfarabi9026 😂
Player 2: I am the enemy
I have a couple of enemies...
player 1: beautiful life
player 2: ohh yeah
1:fun
2:MORE FUN
Players who are neutral 🗿
* Flowey appears *
Me
I would just take the time to make this my home
Me :)
both… both…
*don’t read my name,* 🌛
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ ok npc
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_Get a life
Would you like to come over and play some gacha life with me
@@LreemssKuknyes, please 💀💀💀💀
Player 3: builds a fence around the village with torches.
Player 1: What Minecraft thinks players do
Player 2: every player ever
Second player forget to gather the wheat 💀
Also forget to take the free furnaces.
I steal the wheat then resell it to the villagers
99 likes? Lemme change it to 100😂
(Anyways second player forgot to took free lava😂)
Player 1: Psychopath
Player 2: Average person
How dare you.
Is official. Am psychopath
Player 1: Me before my lil brother blows the village into smithereens
Player 2: My lil brother after i left the village
Player 1 : first time playing Minecraft
Player 2 : played Minecraft since last 2 years
Player 3: The one that build his house in a mountain.
Mee for deep dark and iron and diamonds
i am neither i’m a bit of both 😂😂
I am the dude which is
Player 1 in scene 1 and 4
And player 2 in scene 2 and 3.
Me too
Me too
Me too
Same😂
Player 1: Villager Explorer
Player 2: Villager Destroyer
Player 1- i have no enimies
Player 2- i have no enemies left
911: what is your emergency
Me: Minecraft is watching me 💀
Player 1: me
Player 2: (everyone I know)
🥪
Player 1
1
Im like 1.5
Nope
Me: player 1
My brother: player 2
player 1: Peaceful player
player 2: sycophant
2
*don’t read my name,* 🌛
Player 2 100%
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ 😭
Would you like to come over and play some gacha life with me
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ok
Player 1:*Yo join me on minecraft*
Player 2:*Breaks his sever*
Player 1: survival
Player 2: creative
2 is real minecraft players 🙂
The fact that he left the hay is disturbing
player1: Expectations
player2: *Reality*
True
@@amiratlati2129 Unfortunately
Player 2
👇
We can all agree we’re player 2
Player 2 is not even chaotic enough, we all know what we do with villagers and iron golems, and mojang, they know too
I would not want to be anywhere within a 500 block radius of player 2...
🤡
Me too! Destroying everything on his path and cutting trees not fully down.
Bro why do you want to stay away from me
@@samclappers5420 второе самое страшное
that’s why i always play singleplayer
player 1:always
player 2 :rarely
Player 2😂😂😅
Player 1 : Doing what Mojang wanted.
Player 2 : Reality*
PLAYER 1
Team PLAYER 1
Player 1: Disney style
Player 2: Bethesda Style
player 3: imprisons villagers, villager breeding farm, stealing absolutely everything, burning down the houses, aka grox
Player 1: How I play now
Player 2: How younger me played
But this is reversed to me 😂😂😂
Minecraft =Team 1 👇👇
IM PLAYER 1❤
And here I am literally building hospitals for villagers
Definitely player one 1.
I usually complete the roads and make some additional houses. Also place more work stations.
Facts. When I play solo and find a village I always make it better. Npc are like the company I hardly get on minecraft.
Villages I like get renovated.
Villages where platforms slap buildings over dirt spikes and are riddled with bottomless pits of death? Yeaaah no. No. When not even duct tape and superglue can fix the chaos- I move them someplace less and scrap whatever I may need to do so.
Villages I don't need to fix at all? I make a map and visit.
Zombie Villages however... Loot and burn. Anything worth taking is free game. All else gets torn down. Unless it is the Village that leads to the End Portal, in which case- it is a landmark to protecc... But the zombies get slashed with a holy fire sword of no more undead stuff.
player 1
Im player 1 😅 Minecraft is my fav game
Player 3 : The player who steals all "HAYBAYLS" 😅😂