Warzone Strat Roulette but Blarg makes the Strats

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  • @BlargMyShnoople
    @BlargMyShnoople 3 роки тому +9318

    I’m massa now

  • @blatantblasphemer7317
    @blatantblasphemer7317 3 роки тому +4710

    I love matts duality between Smii7ys channel and the goons on this one HES the insane one but in the goons he’s the only reasonable person there

    • @spaghettguy
      @spaghettguy 3 роки тому +478

      He's actually really clever, as shown on the podcasts, he just has alternate personas

    • @harmonwest9754
      @harmonwest9754 3 роки тому +207

      Ah yes the duality of man

    • @Dragobot7
      @Dragobot7 3 роки тому +137

      I was thinking of just that but about Blarg, he's the crazy one here but with the goons he's the sane one.

    • @GhostechGaming
      @GhostechGaming 3 роки тому +59

      @@Dragobot7 Matt is Blarg

    • @necro_bbx3376
      @necro_bbx3376 3 роки тому +26

      @@Dragobot7 they are the same person

  • @lupin2361
    @lupin2361 3 роки тому +2426

    Loki ain’t the god of chaos, Matt grasps that title firmly with both hands

    • @WorstGenCrypto
      @WorstGenCrypto 3 роки тому +67

      well technically loki was the god of mischief, so matt easily takes the title of god of chaos

    • @lupin2361
      @lupin2361 3 роки тому +40

      @@WorstGenCrypto in the mythology, he’s the god of both mischief and chaos

    • @Hunts-so1jb
      @Hunts-so1jb 3 роки тому +30

      @@lupin2361 unfortunately massa’s dethroned him

    • @lupin2361
      @lupin2361 3 роки тому +15

      @@Hunts-so1jb Don’t let Sir Nelson Grizzwald Esquire hear that name

    • @WorstGenCrypto
      @WorstGenCrypto 3 роки тому +8

      @@lupin2361 oh, i never actually heard of that before
      well matt still easily takes the title, like you said

  • @gregh108
    @gregh108 3 роки тому +4060

    i wish Matt was the supreme commander of the United Armies during one of the World Wars. I would get an A on that test in school.

    • @BonkVibin
      @BonkVibin 3 роки тому +16

      This is amazing

    • @Nickfeds
      @Nickfeds 3 роки тому +222

      What military force stormed the beach of Normandy?
      “Hamburgerrr”

    • @brawler8839
      @brawler8839 3 роки тому +38

      Honestly General Patton was probably even more unhinged than Matt which is fucking wild

    • @sigmaplatinum5284
      @sigmaplatinum5284 3 роки тому +26

      But whenever he would make a public announcement he would use the funny mic

    • @CodeJB221
      @CodeJB221 3 роки тому +39

      What war propaganda was formed by BlargmySchnoopie?
      Frog legs + Bucket?!
      FRUCKET

  • @nikitbadani5168
    @nikitbadani5168 3 роки тому +606

    Them: the second strat is to not give any call outs and just say "over there"
    My teammates: *I am a master of this skill*

  • @fk456-cr4z1
    @fk456-cr4z1 3 роки тому +2656

    "Today's strat is the opposite!"
    Me: to kill Smitty?
    "Keep Matt alive"
    Me: oh.

    • @PizzaDaddy69
      @PizzaDaddy69 3 роки тому +16

      Thats basicly every sission tho

    • @kiracomments-chca2747
      @kiracomments-chca2747 3 роки тому +10

      LMAO That's exactly what I said XD

    • @toxicity42
      @toxicity42 3 роки тому +7

      Yo, I thought the same thing!!

    • @Rwscienceguy
      @Rwscienceguy 3 роки тому +4

      Same, but it ended up being way funnier

    • @JediSurvivorOrder66
      @JediSurvivorOrder66 3 роки тому

      Oh fuck off smitty will never die against blarg smitys an absolute fucking god

  • @Juan.s_Potatoes
    @Juan.s_Potatoes 3 роки тому +745

    The Uber strat was unironicaly one of the funniest strats I've ever seen

  • @ghostjetretro6163
    @ghostjetretro6163 3 роки тому +466

    Matt is like a child in the first start."No Matt,don't play with the helicopter.No Matt, you can't hit the floor at supersonic speeds.No Matt, don't rpg yourself"

    • @elijahcuevas3805
      @elijahcuevas3805 3 роки тому +12

      That was a special needs operation

    • @jaxonfreeze7882
      @jaxonfreeze7882 3 роки тому +5

      You're supposed to have a space after punctuation.

    • @timliefferink
      @timliefferink 3 роки тому +4

      Whats with the fuckin bots lately, theres 2 in one subcommentsection

    • @GuessImSylvale
      @GuessImSylvale 3 роки тому +1

      @@timliefferink That time of the month again

    • @ghostjetretro6163
      @ghostjetretro6163 2 роки тому

      @@timliefferink wait, where are they now?

  • @Vahni7
    @Vahni7 3 роки тому +215

    The more you try to keep Matt alive, the more number of ways he finds to get himself killed.

    • @jamescurfman3284
      @jamescurfman3284 3 роки тому +5

      And the naughty little child finds it hilarious, too.

  • @shwilliam2522
    @shwilliam2522 3 роки тому +602

    This title was all I needed for a quick view

    • @joanneanderson2773
      @joanneanderson2773 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear sh

    • @Noahkerr322
      @Noahkerr322 3 роки тому

      Yeh same here

    • @Eedjee_
      @Eedjee_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@AxxLAfriku Ratio

    • @Robert-ob8gz
      @Robert-ob8gz 3 роки тому

      OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!!
      OR ELSE I'M GONNA FIND YOU..,,.

  • @chasekoz
    @chasekoz 3 роки тому +677

    First strat: don’t let Matt play as he normally does

    • @Neptune523
      @Neptune523 3 роки тому +11

      the other hand is down his throat tryna get the ham

    • @KhaosInductionCreator
      @KhaosInductionCreator 2 місяці тому

      @@Neptune523Trying to get Kermit out of his throat

  • @sanrednas623
    @sanrednas623 3 роки тому +108

    This was crazy funny, I'd love to see more of this. Blarg is a content orchestra and Smii7y is the maestro who plays it out so well

  • @j1lakenan1
    @j1lakenan1 11 місяців тому +10

    Anyone back 2 years later missing the good old days of warzone?

  • @GodsWarriorII
    @GodsWarriorII 3 роки тому +166

    The "momma duck" comment at 11:51 is easily one of the funniest things I have heard from Matt after a freak out. Lmao

    • @Valkyriions
      @Valkyriions 2 роки тому +2

      idk these people, but when puffer (I think that that's he's name) start screaming, smiity's name I lost it 🤣😭

    • @Valkyriions
      @Valkyriions 2 роки тому +1

      idk these people, but when puffer (I think that that's he's name) start screaming, smiity's name I lost it 🤣😭

    • @arie_lovexi
      @arie_lovexi 2 місяці тому +1

      my god i wish i was matts momma duck i would be such a great momma duck to him

  • @summer5413
    @summer5413 3 роки тому +107

    The "Warzone but..." videos are so entertaining to watch lmao. It's just playing the game but in a different way and getting the same conclusion, it's just so cool

  • @Modern_Alcoholism
    @Modern_Alcoholism 3 роки тому +69

    Matt: whats strats
    Everyone: this is gonna be great

  • @craftsareus1769
    @craftsareus1769 3 роки тому +61

    1:37 Smiity was like "why do I hear boss music"
    Then he was relieved to discover the first boss was about as terrifying as a Rattata

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 3 роки тому +24

    Matt is just too smart for us to comprehend. These strats are beyond us. And they’re actually pretty creative, which is cool.

  • @draxtr4530
    @draxtr4530 3 роки тому +21

    14:15 "critical damage" blarg is so funny man

  • @ca1ebvfxx
    @ca1ebvfxx 2 роки тому +20

    12:07 probably my favorite smii7y clip ever

  • @justinmessina206
    @justinmessina206 3 роки тому +54

    Matt literally made himself the Transit bus in the last strat lmaooo

  • @dennishajadarevic-matic7162
    @dennishajadarevic-matic7162 3 роки тому +17

    "I'm master today" why i love matt

  • @Natrocks03
    @Natrocks03 3 роки тому +56

    Not gonna lie I was expecting Matt to say, "I'm master today... SO GET TO PICKING!!!!"

  • @nitrix6538
    @nitrix6538 3 роки тому +10

    It also felt like Matt was holding back during the first strat. Shows his power

  • @rhapsodicllama4230
    @rhapsodicllama4230 3 роки тому +13

    18:40 I was fully expecting one of them to say "Evasive man-ubers" 😂

  • @Magikarp3275
    @Magikarp3275 3 роки тому +26

    When Smii7y said “There’s so many rats in here” I expected him to follow up with “Rats? Rats Make Me Crazy, They trapped Me In A Room, A Rubber Room, A Rubber Room With Rats, Rats? Rats Make Me Crazy, They trapped Me In A Room, A Rubber Room, A Rubber Room With Rats.

  • @Kobran510
    @Kobran510 10 місяців тому +9

    3:35 "He' throwing!" Uh, duh, Puffer! That's how the thermite works! 😅😂

    • @sniper_mac
      @sniper_mac 10 місяців тому +3

      He means Matt trying to lose

  • @andrewfortune8537
    @andrewfortune8537 3 роки тому +7

    I saw Blarg and strats and that's all I needed

  • @grubbrain8819
    @grubbrain8819 3 роки тому +10

    Blarg actually came up with some funny strats 😂 have him do it more often

  • @julianheng1298
    @julianheng1298 3 роки тому +7

    The title sold me immediately, knew it was going to be an insta-banger

  • @ProjectCambrian
    @ProjectCambrian 3 роки тому +31

    Lol, so at the 3 minute mark when Smitty dies a Commercial pops up, Audi, "The best thing about Life is Moving Forward!" And I'm dying laughing

  • @RlchlRlch
    @RlchlRlch Рік тому +1

    I miss OG Warzone 🥲

  • @tobiaskredvik9733
    @tobiaskredvik9733 3 роки тому +9

    Just thought about if Smii7y posted a new vid. Always makes me happy

  • @willconzemius7566
    @willconzemius7566 3 роки тому +8

    9:00 i swear that truck looked so ominous just slowly rounding the corner like that

  • @jailynzacharie
    @jailynzacharie 3 роки тому +25

    matt gives off the unhinged man in the nursing home energy

  • @ROCKhardRICHARD69
    @ROCKhardRICHARD69 Рік тому +2

    "We have many frogs" thought that would work. Its like tryna wrangle a suicidal toddler 🤣

  • @stazimo
    @stazimo 3 роки тому +5

    As much as I would love to see the rest of the crew make strats, nothing will ever top Matt's strats.

  • @lawsonbill962
    @lawsonbill962 Рік тому +1

    Blarg is the funniest part of your video

  • @xmileshs_3513
    @xmileshs_3513 3 роки тому +3

    Smii7y and blarg never fail to make people smile

  • @NectazzUniverse
    @NectazzUniverse 7 місяців тому +1

    This was a good session of Who’s Your Daddy

  • @thomasharrington1477
    @thomasharrington1477 2 роки тому +5

    0:49 that is the best possible follow up to what Smii7y said

  • @nuteburnett4199
    @nuteburnett4199 2 роки тому +1

    We can all agree matt helps Smitty channel also matt and Smitty,s love is unstoppable 🤣

  • @Ne0n_Tw-ns
    @Ne0n_Tw-ns Рік тому +7

    4:29
    *Who’s your Daddy: Warzone Edition*

  • @damianlego3840
    @damianlego3840 3 роки тому +2

    15:45 I love how this makes it seem like they're burglurs that take an uber to the houses they steal from.

  • @tyknight6147
    @tyknight6147 3 роки тому +5

    The accent that blarg does always has me in stitches

  • @cameronlfcwwe200
    @cameronlfcwwe200 Рік тому +1

    matt is basically ralph wiggam

  • @Keeanthegamer
    @Keeanthegamer 3 роки тому +7

    The part when Matt (11:54) took a drop made me almost spit my drink out

    • @TopG..........
      @TopG.......... 2 роки тому +1

      I was half in my sip half down my throat and hear it spit it out and I was crying laughing

  • @Voltsization
    @Voltsization Рік тому +1

    1 year later. We need a part two to strat roulette matt being massa

  • @Gh-vp1qh
    @Gh-vp1qh 2 роки тому +3

    matt is the type of person to say “my dad passed a kidney stone on my sisters brothers goldfish’s owner’s babyshower.

  • @TheRealSSKM
    @TheRealSSKM 3 місяці тому +1

    I wish he kept this series going because I would’ve loved to see Puffer make the strats

  • @CadeKichler
    @CadeKichler 2 роки тому +3

    16:30 ah yes propane tanks are the best cover in a gun fight

  • @don_qui_xote_rosinante
    @don_qui_xote_rosinante Рік тому +1

    I heard blarg makes the strats and I expected a lot of screaming and helicopters

  • @csisver
    @csisver 3 роки тому +16

    1:18 me when your mom

  • @mrnobody8294
    @mrnobody8294 3 роки тому +1

    The amount of chaos in this video is insane! best wz video so far!

  • @rileysavage6868
    @rileysavage6868 3 роки тому +5

    5:09 that bike hella sus

  • @mirko6428
    @mirko6428 3 роки тому

    A nice Smitty video in the morning.
    The right way to start the day.

  • @jebberjebberus8829
    @jebberjebberus8829 2 роки тому +6

    7:49 "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE" mw2 flashbacks

  • @SeraphLies
    @SeraphLies Рік тому +1

    First strat: Matt’s Mr. President

  • @maythefool9904
    @maythefool9904 3 роки тому +7

    2:38 The panic in Droid's "No!" is palpable. XD

  • @DeprivedSleep
    @DeprivedSleep 3 роки тому +1

    i see that matt letting loose today
    cant wait to see the results

  • @AlexMartinez-ts4mk
    @AlexMartinez-ts4mk 3 роки тому +4

    I want to see another video of making load outs for each other again. That was hilarious last time

  • @dylnawilliam-steak3602
    @dylnawilliam-steak3602 3 роки тому

    honestly the only youtuber i watch and i ain’t complaining

  • @patricfriberg2678
    @patricfriberg2678 3 роки тому +3

    The ”blarg callout strategy” is one i am really familiar with since i have a friend who either says nothing and just starts shooting, says enemy close/right here and starts shooting before his teammates (me) can confirm that i see the enemy. Every time i have to as WHERE is the enemy, and he usually says enemy is right there and no pings, no compass directions, no descriptive markings, no nothing.

  • @AarPlays
    @AarPlays 3 роки тому +1

    I love matts energy man, he deserves more subs.

  • @PotatoGun9000
    @PotatoGun9000 3 роки тому +4

    11:38 The pure fear in Blarg's voice fucking sent me.

  • @jimbeam275
    @jimbeam275 3 роки тому +2

    This right here is absolute gold

  • @rainshadow378
    @rainshadow378 3 роки тому +3

    12:01 weirdest thing happened, I just dropped a turd as soon as the subtitle came up that is fucking hilarious I can’t stop laughing

  • @Odigs6547
    @Odigs6547 4 місяці тому +1

    2024 comment!
    In this faze of blarg, i would’ve expected a strat where each guy had to k!ll a guy while holding a grenade😂

  • @remytherevolutionairy769
    @remytherevolutionairy769 3 роки тому +8

    I love how when blargs with the goons hes the parents but whenever hes with anyone else hes the special ed kid

  • @rikuabarame7321
    @rikuabarame7321 Рік тому +1

    i forgot how much matts personality feels like a mood

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 3 роки тому +3

    2:36 Every time Matt has an idea
    Everyone: "NO, MATT NO"

  • @Kimosabe420
    @Kimosabe420 3 роки тому +2

    My dad died this morning. Today has been hard. It's always good to laugh because it helps. Hope yall have a good day

    • @NachoChronicles
      @NachoChronicles 3 роки тому +1

      its gonna be ok i know how it feels it sucks at first but it gets better weird to say i know but its been 7 plus years since mine passed i still think about it from time to time but i made my peace with it and ik hes in a better place

    • @Kimosabe420
      @Kimosabe420 3 роки тому

      @@NachoChronicles thank you.

  • @MobileAssassin5
    @MobileAssassin5 3 роки тому +4

    I like how Matt thought these were legit strats. This was just normal gameplay

  • @luukvanzwol920
    @luukvanzwol920 3 роки тому +1

    11:55 i was wachting this on de toilet

  • @Vagabond_inc
    @Vagabond_inc 2 роки тому +3

    This just cheers me up after a day filled with horrible thoughts these videos bring joy to me all the time, thank you smii7y for everything

  • @jennanuh6781
    @jennanuh6781 Рік тому +1

    This is forever my favorite session 😂😂

  • @chonkyboy6597
    @chonkyboy6597 3 роки тому +15

    Strat idea: don’t let Matt die to a load out drop

  • @pitbull-rn7zw
    @pitbull-rn7zw 3 роки тому +1

    Lets strats begin

  • @jray9159
    @jray9159 3 роки тому +3

    I love how Matt is 200 iq with the goons but as soon as he is with Smitty he goes full monke

  • @D.U.M.B.A.S.S.
    @D.U.M.B.A.S.S. 3 роки тому

    SMii7Y uploading=best day ever

  • @romulas-cushmanproject3273
    @romulas-cushmanproject3273 3 роки тому +3

    1:45 is this Matt’s normal voice, I’m so used to his character he acts like, that it through me off how different he sounds

  • @engeman_1882
    @engeman_1882 Рік тому +1

    Whe got many frogs 🐸
    Many frogs 🐸
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Officer1774
    @Officer1774 3 роки тому +6

    Blarg making strats is like my uncle making me lie down on top of him...

  • @user-de3lr7zx3i
    @user-de3lr7zx3i Рік тому +1

    I haven’t even watched the video yet in im already afraid for my life

  • @KingJojoB
    @KingJojoB 3 роки тому +33

    Just don’t let mat play and you guys will be good

    • @aldolfinfishelr3465
      @aldolfinfishelr3465 3 роки тому

      There not looking to be good there looking for content

    • @Nivrek_14
      @Nivrek_14 3 роки тому

      what's the fun in being serious

  • @janky477
    @janky477 3 роки тому +2

    "First Strat: Keep me alive at all costs"
    *Does everything in his power to be as reckless with his life as possible*

  • @chocomonk1132
    @chocomonk1132 3 роки тому +5

    I thought the “protect Matt” strat on the thumbnail said “protest masks” and started laughing

  • @maddylane2002
    @maddylane2002 2 роки тому +1

    I would LOVE a series of this where everyone gets their own video to create the strats.

  • @Arkivator
    @Arkivator 3 роки тому +6

    11:56 As you can hear Blarg surprising shitting on people in Cod…
    Oh wait he’s actually shitting on them

  • @steakzz
    @steakzz 3 роки тому +2

    7:03 Best panic punch ever

  • @jerricahudson5133
    @jerricahudson5133 3 роки тому +3

    Matt needs to play some more games on the toilet, I never laughed so hard in my life…

  • @senszo7083
    @senszo7083 3 роки тому +1

    I was eating at the time I heard the "TURD" and....
    I still ate my fries.

  • @ThOmsOnPlays
    @ThOmsOnPlays 3 роки тому +3

    Smi7y still likes his own vids Lmao😂😂

  • @ipodman371
    @ipodman371 3 роки тому

    smitty is the one channel on YT that i actually watch the full video

  • @ShortKingJad
    @ShortKingJad Місяць тому +3

    13:50, AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @flame_5pirit
    @flame_5pirit 3 роки тому +2

    Perfect right when I'm bouta eat

  • @KevSoToxic
    @KevSoToxic 3 роки тому +6

    9:50 what’s the gamer word?

  • @juniejulynie
    @juniejulynie 3 роки тому +2

    as soon as i saw the notification and read the title my first reaction was ‘oh god’

  • @shwilliam2522
    @shwilliam2522 3 роки тому +6

    Warzone drinking game:
    Take a shot every time smii7y makes a “me when-“ joke
    Take a shot every time Matt says Hamburger
    Take a shot every time Matt does funny accent bit
    Take a shot every time they make a racism
    Take a shot every time smii7y makes a joke no one laughs at
    Take a shot every time Matt yells randomly

    • @aaronmclean3236
      @aaronmclean3236 3 роки тому

      You would be drunk in the first five minutes of the video

    • @MLGLionKnight
      @MLGLionKnight 3 роки тому

      We would be in the hospital due to alcohol poisoning

  • @ninjajonnyman1898
    @ninjajonnyman1898 3 роки тому

    MORE STRAT ROULETTE THIS IS AWESOME!!!