Sorry for this being years late, but I want to apologize for referring to Kris as male in this video when they’re non-binary. That was an oversight I neglected when I made this back then so I want to say I’m sorry. Hope this hasn’t diminished the enjoyment of the video.
I don’t see it as a big deal, really. I personally refer to Kris as male a lot of times anyway, and I know some other people do too, but there’s always going to be someone who takes offense and will try to make mountains out of molehills. It’s ridiculous, but that’s just how some people are I suppose.
you also must ask if they cant die, since if they cant, then no, its not immoral. but some immortal beings wouldn't like you to stab them so, its a weird thing
susie: *SHAMNK!* Rudinn: that's a bit rude, isn't it? Rudinn Ranger: oi oi oi, whats on here? Rudinn: this girl just stabbed me in the f***in' shoulder you can see the axe embedded in me body. Rudinn Ranger: you got your lisense for being stabbed on the job? Susie: I got my stabbin' license right.. [fishing around in her pocket for a second] HERE! *{BY THE KING!}* Rudinn Ranger: sorry, there's nothing I can do! hit it up with the king. Rudinn: bloody hell. Susie: bit sad, isn't it?
Ralsei: I made tea Kris: I don’t want tea Ralsei: I didn’t make you tea, this is my tea Kris: Then why did you tell me? Ralsei: It’s a conversation starter Kris: It’s a horrible conversation starter Ralsei: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate
Kris: "I'm dying....." Ralsei: "OH MY GOD YOU'RE LOSING SO MUCH BLOOD WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?!" Kris: ".....tall, kind, big bo-" Ralsei: "YOUR BLOOD TYPE" Kris: "Oh........red"
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Kris: "Why does the entire community think I'm depressed? I didnt even do anything! I just-" _alarm clock going off in background_ Kris: "Excuse me for a moment, its that time again." _walks away and shuts a door_ _muffled soul removal noises and violent screaming_ _door opens and kris walks back_ Kris: "so anyways as I was saying..."
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Noelle: “Kris do you ever stop and wonder why we do the things we do for love? And Susie...” Kris: “I ripped my soul out last night and I purchased a knife from an ad I saw on TV.”
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If it's about Notification marks, you might have to get like even more subscribers, it's the only way, im guessing, i have no clue how these verification marks work
@@ryanwilliam3140 I have no idea how they work either... I feel like my schedule has been a bit inconsistent lately, and even with all my subs, I don't get loads of views, so they're not all seeing my content (if they're even interested...)
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Susie: Shit. Ralsei: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Kris: OH MY GOD LANCER FELL OFF-
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Noelle: What are you doing? Kris: I’m making holy water. Noelle: How is that making holy water? Kris: I’m boiling the hell out of it. **Seinfeld theme plays**
@@Somerandomguywholikesundertale You really want the hampster to be a final boss?? (There is legitimate evidence that king and Lancer are supposed to parallel hampsters.)
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@@FluffyArtiste20 ah ok thank you for letting me know and I'm not new to this its just that i haven't seen any of their videos in a long time and i didn't knew this before but i only commented this so everyone and enjoy it even tho its most likely not gonna be in the video but thank you again for letting me know about this
*Kris* In the game: just casually being the player's puppet while doing catastrophic cutscenes at the end of chapter 1 and 2 In the fandom: FUCKING GOD OF CHAOS AND DEPRESSION
@@jackthesmoltangerine that was all out of Kris’s control, you should know that, Kris is our puppet, everything Kris does is because of you, the Player, just like the Undertale Genocide route
Lancer: "how do I win a battle?" Susie: "With an axe!" Ralsei: "With compassion!" Kris: "by reminding them that existence is temporary, resistance is futile, that nothing awaits them at the end but a cold, black, uncaring void, and that they're coming THAT much closer to that fate if they continue to fight you."
Kris: *curled holding stomach" "Today I learned you should not drink a whole bottle of Mio" Ralsai: "WHY WOULD YOU DRINK A WHOLE BOTTLE?!" Kris: " Susie said no balls" This is from personal experience, do not drink a whole bottle of straight up mio it gonna hurt.
Can we acknowledge that the majority of these lines included Kris screaming in agony whilst ripping their soul out? And by that point in DR history, that was all we had to latch onto Kris with to understand them (except maybe moss eating and all).
Toriel: kris? What would you like to eat? Kris’ conscious: the souls of the innocent~ Kris: a bagel. Kris’ conscious: NOOOOO- Kris: two bagels. Kris’ conscious: SKREEEEEEEEEEEE
Noelle:Oh my god, we're going to die! Spamton Neo: *maniacal laughter* Kris: There's only one way out of this! Noelle, you have to cast Snowgrave! Noelle: Snowgrave...? Um... Kris...? I don't know that spell... Kris: Susie says she'll date you if you cast it. Noelle: ... Noelle: Snowgrave it is!
*Muffled sounds of Kris violently ripping out their soul inside the bathroom, throwing it into the sink cabinet, and walking out of the bathroom through the window.* Susie: "... so, where the he-- uh, HECK, is Kris?" Toriel: "Oh, Kris, er... does this sometimes." *Muffled sounds of Kris demonically screaming outside of the window.* Susie: "Well they should hurry. I'm getting sleepy." *Sounds of Kris transforming into a demon.*
Well Ralsei is a representation of Asriel. Y'know if you believe the theory that the Dark World is a made up roleplaying game that Kris & Asriel made up as kids.
@@LUSProductionsOfficialIt’s not really that, considering all darkeners are objects. I like to imagine Ralsei, while not a representation of Asriel, is rather the headband that Toriel bought Kris. Which is why they’re so close. As for me specifically, I just like being close to Ralsei
Kris; “According to all known laws of aviation, there should be no way a be should be able to fly. It’s wings are to small to get its FAT little body off the ground, and the bee.. of course. Flies anyways, cause bees don’t care what monsters-“ Toriel; “kris, it’s 4 in the morning… go to sleep…”
Kris: "According to all known laws of aviation, there should be no way a Berdly should be able to fly." Noelle: "So he's violating known laws?" *finger gun* "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, BERDLY!! FREEZE!!"
@@Rexhunterj Does that imply that Kris came up with an elaborate plan to open a Dark Fountain in the kitchen so they could fight an anthropomorphic oven lock, get it to unlock itself, seal the Fountain after the fight, and then open the now-unlocked oven just so they could eat the entire pie?
Asriel: "Hey,Mom. Have things changed much around here?" Toriel: "Well..." Kris,sprinting out: *"AHAHAHAHAHAHAA I RIPPED OUT MY SOUL"* Asriel: *"I see they haven't."*
Kris: "Nothing is stronger than love. Except-" Ralsei: "Oh no." Kris: *pulls out an m32 rotary grenade launcher* "A M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher, because fuck you and everyone near you!" *proceeds to laugh maniacally* Susie: "Great he's gone psychotic."
Noelle: Chilling with my friends, yes we’re cruising down the street. Susie: It’s getting pretty hot, yeah these bars are super heat. Ralsei: Driving in this car, yeah we’re gonna go to mars. Kris: Im have no f*cking soul so I’m gonna crash the car. Noelle, Susie and Ralsei: NO!
Flowey: It doesn’t matter how Negative something is. Just add “lol” and it’ll automatically become positive. For example: I want to die sans. LoL! Toriel: WHY CAN’T WE HAVE A NORMAL FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE. Flowey: Because I hate you all. LOL!
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People should probably realise that Kris is just a host of darkness and dismay yet this twist of personality is simply awesome. Also where the heck was berdly in all of this he appears once like seriously where was he?
Sorry for this being years late, but I want to apologize for referring to Kris as male in this video when they’re non-binary. That was an oversight I neglected when I made this back then so I want to say I’m sorry. Hope this hasn’t diminished the enjoyment of the video.
bruh its ok
It's totally cool many people also prefer to Kris as a boy although they're enby I like to think that Kris are biologically male
Doubt anyone cares. Most people say, "It's up to interpretation" So they can be male or female.
I don’t see it as a big deal, really. I personally refer to Kris as male a lot of times anyway, and I know some other people do too, but there’s always going to be someone who takes offense and will try to make mountains out of molehills. It’s ridiculous, but that’s just how some people are I suppose.
@@Anon_OctoI’m with you, but I have one sight: Does anyone really see Kris as a woman?
Lancer: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Susie: Not if they consent to it.
Kris: Depends on who you're stabbing.
Ralsei: YES!
Bro imagine being the first one to reply
@@moonslayerbs1783 ....
@@moonslayerbs1783 k?
you also must ask if they cant die, since if they cant, then no, its not immoral. but some immortal beings wouldn't like you to stab them so, its a weird thing
susie: *SHAMNK!*
Rudinn: that's a bit rude, isn't it?
Rudinn Ranger: oi oi oi, whats on here?
Rudinn: this girl just stabbed me in the f***in' shoulder you can see the axe embedded in me body.
Rudinn Ranger: you got your lisense for being stabbed on the job?
Susie: I got my stabbin' license right.. [fishing around in her pocket for a second] HERE! *{BY THE KING!}*
Rudinn Ranger: sorry, there's nothing I can do! hit it up with the king.
Rudinn: bloody hell.
Susie: bit sad, isn't it?
Kris: “Oh I’m soulless now”
Soul: “How does it feel?”
Kris: “Kinda empty…”
Soul: “Can I go back in?”
Kris:”No, I kinda like this”
ExileLord: First time?
Kris: ye-
Frisk: YOU HAVE MY NAME BUT WITH OUT THE F AND ITS BACK WORDS IMA FUCKING KILL YOU
Kris: has heart in hand* ?
@@michellsimpson3217 without the f it's risk ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )
@@michellsimpson3217 Frisk: Wait it’s that my soul to
@@DeadCuppoki My name is an anagram to RISK
I love how the fandom portrays kris as the ultimate chaotic neutral
Well I mean given dialogue from characters like Toriel and Noelle, they kinda are
He is literally us what do you expect
@@ArkhamSause Kris goes by they/them.
Yep its perfect
@@ArkhamSause they.
This portrayal of Kris...
Interests me...
*Yep. It's now head canon.*
Nice user profile
FR x)
8:52
Frisk: I am... determined
Kris: and I... Am... revolving
Frisk: what?
Jevil: metamorphosis
Frisk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@Sarah Cano What do you mean
@Sarah Cano oh
Lmao 💀
I am filled with spite
Ralsei: I made tea
Kris: I don’t want tea
Ralsei: I didn’t make you tea, this is my tea
Kris: Then why did you tell me?
Ralsei: It’s a conversation starter
Kris: It’s a horrible conversation starter
Ralsei: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate
Lol
Kris:Now im pissed,Gimme that
@@xboxoneyes7734 (alternatively) Kris: NOOOOOOOOOO!
@@henrikfoersom9649 In pretty sure the soul would be laughing at this point lmao
@@henrikfoersom9649 (alt universe) ralsei: ' snaps neck of kris2'
Kris: * Pointing at Berdly * Do you see this headache here?
Noelle: Y-Yes..?
Kris: *I don't want to see it anymore*
Kris (in a very demonic voice): *ICE HIM*
@@buccaneerguy8197 SEND HIM TO AN ICY GRAVE NOELLE, SEND HIM!
@@buccaneerguy8197 no no no is
Kris: Proceed
*Noelle cast snowgrave*
In mafia boss voice
"Put Him on ice"
well I mean, *ice does help with stopping headaches-*
Kris:*Ripping their soul out*
Asrial: “don’t worry they do this sometimes.”
Just another tuesday
12 HOURS AGO!?@@TakiariTheDragon
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@@TakiariTheDragonthursday monday and tuesday*
.....
Mettaton : “Im a TV superstar!”
Spamton : “IM A [big shot]!”
Jevil enters room : “AND I CAN DO ANYTHING!”
Kris and frisk:OH NO F###
Kris: nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
Me: **enters room, farts, then chuckles**
Ralsei: "Good for you!"
Kris and Frisk: "NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!"
@@LynTheNobody v
I like how everyone just simultaneously agreed that kris is depressed/has murderous intents
And turns out they just wanted some cake lol
Edit: Pie, not cake lol
You mean that's not normal for someone who looks like they could fall between 15 and 35 years old?
**calls therapist**
You lied to me
And kris has the somewhat will to rip his living soul out of his chest.
Part 2 comes out: i mean were we wrong?
@@ARandomMinecraftVillager One cake and one dark fountain please.
There were more than 7 jokes about Kris ripping their soul out, we now have enough to break the barrier
Or summon THE GOD OF HYPERDEATH flower the flowey
Or both
I feel honoured to be the 69th like
Y E S
I'll use one of them.
I love how much personality we've given Kris despite the fact we've barely seen them act on their own
:)
them*
Kris has basically been made into the edgy anime kid
@Ari loves music *there
*thai
“How many Kris ripping out his soul jokes?”
Revtrosity: yes
Revtrosity: So how many jokes do you want of Kris ripping out his soul?
The viewers: Yes.
Kris: GOD F*CKING DAMNI-
also asdfmovie jokes
Revtrosity: Alright what kind of pain are we gonna make Kris experience?
Everyone: Y e s
Kris: ..why do i still exist-
Take a shot everytime Kris rips his soul out.
666 likes. What a joke
“In this world it’s befriend or be befriended” - Kris 2021
B-but... It's a win-win situation.
@@KeivSquirrel 👀
“But if it can’t happen... TAKE YOUR F*CKING SOUL AAAAHHHHHHHHH”
I see this is an absulute win!
Ralsei: "Take the manual, Kris."
* 8 hours later *
Kris: "Hahaha, I can't read."
so true
What up I’m Kris I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read
@@updatedautopsyreport7358 thank you
why he can't read because his eyes are covered of his hair
so that's why he ate the manual u-u
what’s up i’m kris i’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read
2:05 the fact this implies that they all just meet up for ttrpg gives me so much joy.
Kris: "I'm dying....."
Ralsei: "OH MY GOD YOU'RE LOSING SO MUCH BLOOD WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?!"
Kris: ".....tall, kind, big bo-"
Ralsei: "YOUR BLOOD TYPE"
Kris: "Oh........red"
Susie: "You son of a-"
*Kris then proceeds to die of blood loss due to the fact no-one had the blood type “red”*
Marinara blood
@@thatoneanimefan477 jevil:metamorphosis
@COLE BARNETT Yes
"Saying a LOT of things as Kris"
Just dead silence for ten minutes
ive fallen and i cant get up
Kris be like:
...
sup fellow bag
@@spookbag24 whats up
666 likes 😳
I like how everyone just collectively agrees that Kris is a chaotic, troublesome dork.
I mean they do love pranks and moss a lot (edit i misspelled moss)
@@mertensiam3384 how the f did you misspell moss
@@sejianimates1735 it autocorrected to miss
indeed
@@mertensiam3384 oh
This was the last place I would expect to see a princess bride reference, but I'm happy that it's here.
Kris: “WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL!
Jevil: “why do we bake cookies and cook bacon”
Kris: FUUUUUUUUUU-
I had to read this more than once... Why do we though?
oh gosh ummm thats facts
No, NO, why does this rage guy meme exist!? I'm a 12 year old! I'm going insane!!
Wait..
*𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚜.*
I love how in the game Kris rarely ever speaks, yet the fandom sees them as this crazy homicidal maniac.
Yes
I'd say kris is like chaotic neutral
@@YourLocalStardust Bro, that's cringe.
he doesnt speak ever
@@hollowknightenjoyer You're right
Kris: "Well, At least I have friends!"
Spamton: "AT LEAST I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!!!
Kris: *insert existential crisis here*
a soul
Kris: Oh, I'm fine with myself taking out my soul.
Flowey: *How the hell did you manage to take out your soul?*
Kris: Actually, I don't know.
i imagine that last one was the player actually being in control, and Kris just getting control back for a minute and NOPING right on out XD
Sans: wanna meet my -
Kris: Yes
Sans: I didn't even finish-
Kris : I don't Care I will meet this person Now!
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sans: wait, does he... (checks science stuff) oh no.
Tp behind Kris* I came to destroy your world with a nuke
Susie: *gets to 0 HP*
Kris: “THIS ISNT A TIME TO SLEEP SUSIE”
SUSIE: “ *SHUSH JERK IM DEAD* “
Go get some flowers and dig Susie in some dirt, yeah.
Ralasei: ._.
Kris:(ripping out their soul noisily)
Toriel: It must be just... human puberty.....
..... uhmmmmmmmmmmmm toriel thats not human puberty it's suicide.......
Kris: "Why does the entire community think I'm depressed? I didnt even do anything! I just-"
_alarm clock going off in background_
Kris: "Excuse me for a moment, its that time again."
_walks away and shuts a door_
_muffled soul removal noises and violent screaming_
_door opens and kris walks back_
Kris: "so anyways as I was saying..."
I'm about to do the same thing, but you know, my soul is black and I can't ripping it.
I don't know why, but I recently started thinking of Kris as a jokester.
@@galegopaulista4564 More like jester.
@@galegopaulista4564 I mean, Noelle did say that Kris is a prankster and a bit mean so yeah
Nahh Kris just hates the weird magical invisible thing that follows his soul around and controls his every move (you)
Revtrosity will not stop making this series until deltarune chapter two is released
*"Who are you to decide that, mortal?"*
(I hope Rev doesn't stop making this series tho ;-;)
So basically 3 years
Well...I think if more new characters come out of that, then it would encourage me to make more!
@@Revtrosity Do birdly next. Please.
@@cupwasneverhere Birdly doesn't deserve it.
Kris: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
I respect you because of your pfp
@@lino985 what au of chara are you
Sunny: I feel you
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Oh, alright, thanks for telling me :)
7:57 this aged very well
Gaster: egg.
Kris: HEY, STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-
Gaster: egg.
OH GOSH
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@@jacksonsdrawingcorner yeeeeee
Chara I the background, watching: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE IM GOING TO NOPE LAND! NOOOOOOOOPE
Yas
Noelle: “Kris do you ever stop and wonder why we do the things we do for love? And Susie...”
Kris: “I ripped my soul out last night and I purchased a knife from an ad I saw on TV.”
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Noelle: *Shocked in horror*
PLEASE ENTER THIS this is comedy gold
@@FluffyArtiste20 Shush
I love your pfp
I love how everyone agrees that kris is depressed
I mean I wouldn't be surprise if it was canon.
Which would make perfect sense given that the teen doesn’t emote
more espresso less depresso
Ur mom
No
@@NekoUsernamelol
7:40 idk why but I always imagine Kris ascending after eating the manual for some reason
Susie: "Hey Ralsei, what does it mean to be a Lightner?"
Ralsei: "Well you see-"
Kris: "We are turning the lights on!" (turns on the lights)
**DISCORD LIGHT MODE INTENSIFIES**
* @@tituswaugh4367 everyone in the area: *_"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-"_* **disappears in the light**
@@tituswaugh4367 *explodes into a thousand scattered lego blocks*
Good job finally releasing this to the world! Hope your voice is okay. XD
How the heck have you not got your verification mark yet?
@@themarshmallowtitan291 UA-cam: *Omae wa mou shindeiru*
NANI
If it's about Notification marks, you might have to get like even more subscribers, it's the only way, im guessing, i have no clue how these verification marks work
@@ryanwilliam3140 I have no idea how they work either... I feel like my schedule has been a bit inconsistent lately, and even with all my subs, I don't get loads of views, so they're not all seeing my content (if they're even interested...)
Susie : "By the way, what's with that pocket in your shirt?"
Kris : "Oh, lancer is in here."
lancer : *loud cartoon splat noise*
that soo amm nop
nope
nope. nope. Nope.....THE LIGHT OF TEN THOUSAND NOPES-
Yes
brother.
i found you.
@@TheDudeWhoWalks this is my kingdom come. this is my kingdom come-
Someone is taking a shot every time Kris rips their SOUL out
That someone probably died of intoxication-
Kris see’s Sans for the first time
kris: IS THAT THE FUNNY BONE MAN!?
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you are a person of culture as well
@@FluffyArtiste20 oh sorry i didnt know
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Susie: Shit.
Ralsei: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Kris: OH MY GOD LANCER FELL OFF-
I laughed for 2 whole minutes
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The person above me is correct.
@@FluffyArtiste20 where would I find that episode?
Ralsei: * struggling to read something without his glasses*
Kris: What are you, Dyslexic?
Ralsei: I'm blind, Kris
???likes and no comments, I can fi-
No, I’m better than this…
Funny joke
Pf i must hear this one!
Kris: D:
As someone who wears glasses, it's hard to read a word when it's at 144p
@@sirpixel7945as someone else with glasses, i agree
Raisel: "why am I alive"
Kris: "you ain't"
Stabs
Raisel: "A" fades away
another haminations refrence
Kris: *boiling water* "Jevil tell me a joke."
Jevil: "ur mom"
*both laugh*
*Kris pulls gun on Jevil*
Noelle: What are you doing?
Kris: I’m making holy water.
Noelle: How is that making holy water?
Kris: I’m boiling the hell out of it. **Seinfeld theme plays**
And then Spamton comes in with his (RPG) and acquires the (Heart shaped object) of Kris to become (Hyperlink blocked)
@@Lumeotheceooftheotterkind you know spamton uses [brackets] not (parentheses)
@JELLYIsBadAtUndertale cringe
@@MisterJohnDoe Kris approved pun
7:46 maybe Berdley needs to eat a manual in order to be able to spell the word “cat” without Noelles’ help lmao
Kris : “So… who’s the final boss?”
Spamton, Queen, Jevil : “ME OF COURSE !”
Gaster : *Gaster theme intensifies*
how about king?
King's a joke haha
@@illuminatom well I guess your right
@@illuminatom king may be a joke but damn his song is a bop
@@Somerandomguywholikesundertale You really want the hampster to be a final boss??
(There is legitimate evidence that king and Lancer are supposed to parallel hampsters.)
Kris: "Noelle."
Noelle: "Yes Kris?"
Kris: "You're a deer."
Noelle: "Ok? I know this..."
Kris: "To me."
*Noelle squeals ensue*
Susie
@@sekinaperkins4618 I know, it's just a reference for these guys.
I DID NOT SAID THAT
@@MrNawzajem2137 O: it’s Kris
@@MrNawzajem2137 tyny krissu
Kris after killing Jevil: “I see no god up here, OTHER THAN ME”
King spade: “Bonjur”
It's "bonjour", and nice one x)
Fun fact : Kris ripped out their soul 9 times in this video
*Lancer:* The person who coined the term "coined the term," coined the term.
*Kris:* Get back in my very spacious pants hole, Lancer.
"Very spacious pants hole" 🤔🤨😳
@@MarvelEnjoyer7 that's what lancer called kris' pocket
The Soul: "Give Ralsei another hug."
Kris: "Dude, we've already given him 20."
The Soul: "I JUST LIKE HIM A LOT, OKAY!?"
Yes
I like this a lot, but what voice would the soul have
@@jammer_jammie_jam It should just be revstrosity
The soul: *kiss him he is your bf now.*
Ralsei: W-wow, Kris, I've never been hugged this much before uwu
Kris:*eating Moss*
Ralsei: Kris no!-
Kris:KRIS YES!
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@@FluffyArtiste20 ah ok thank you for letting me know and I'm not new to this its just that i haven't seen any of their videos in a long time and i didn't knew this before but i only commented this so everyone and enjoy it even tho its most likely not gonna be in the video but thank you again for letting me know about this
@@muggyboi527 Bro don't listen to songbird he's just a copypaster trying to ruin the fun of comments like these.
@@dragonrider7649 you copy pasted that reply.
@@Haunted2077 Wait really if i did then I guess I didn't realize it thanks for letting me know.
No one:
90% of this video: *kris ripping out own soul noises*
Jevil: i heard the fountain is made of Coca Cola
Jevil: wait where is everyon-
Kris: IM GETTING TO THE COKE!
Ok that I would do! FOR THE COKE!
I got da coco cola bottle SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE! HOW MUCH COLA COULD YOUR BODY TAKE TAKE TAKE?
My mom:
*Kris*
In the game: just casually being the player's puppet while doing catastrophic cutscenes at the end of chapter 1 and 2
In the fandom: FUCKING GOD OF CHAOS AND DEPRESSION
They probably are in canon they bullied Noelle and have put bath bombs in the toilet, and their brother’s away and their parents are divorced
@@jackthesmoltangerine that was all out of Kris’s control, you should know that, Kris is our puppet, everything Kris does is because of you, the Player, just like the Undertale Genocide route
@@angryboi595 Dude, I’m talking about what they did BEFORE deltarune
@@jackthesmoltangerine yeah, like when Kris hide under Noell's bed.
We put a limit on Kris's ability to cause chaos by making them our puppet, if they had full control of their actions there'd be nothing to stop them.
Lancer: "how do I win a battle?"
Susie: "With an axe!"
Ralsei: "With compassion!"
Kris: "by reminding them that existence is temporary, resistance is futile, that nothing awaits them at the end but a cold, black, uncaring void, and that they're coming THAT much closer to that fate if they continue to fight you."
MY GOD
Oh....
Ok! Thanks blue person! :P
So if you die you go to the void with W.D Gaster-
Me: *has a sudden midlife crisis*
...
Kris: *curled holding stomach" "Today I learned you should not drink a whole bottle of Mio"
Ralsai: "WHY WOULD YOU DRINK A WHOLE BOTTLE?!"
Kris: " Susie said no balls"
This is from personal experience, do not drink a whole bottle of straight up mio it gonna hurt.
Saying a lot of things as Kris in reality:
*10 Minutes Of Silence*
Yes
In those minutes of silence”NO”
but he does speak
@@CommunicationsOfficer535 *they
Saying nothing as Kris
Asriel:*see Ralsei*
Ralsei:*see Asriel*
Kris: I can explain!
Asriel and Ralsei: *GOAT NOISES*
Asgore watching the whole thing:
W H A T.
Susie eating chalk in the background and just watching
How did I Just Notice They Have The same name in a Different Sequence of Letters?
@@debkce Hey, you didn't saw any videos related to deltarune lore? It's literally the first thing I saw...
Toriel:
Uh...I can explain...
3:35 Literally saying a lot of things as Kris
Can we acknowledge that the majority of these lines included Kris screaming in agony whilst ripping their soul out?
And by that point in DR history, that was all we had to latch onto Kris with to understand them (except maybe moss eating and all).
Bruh when I read this all I heard was AAAAAAA
Poor revtrositys lungs.. and everything
Kris: I am being posessed by a soul, Please send Help!
Ralsei: What?
Kris/soul: Nevermind, let's move on
i like how on this channel, jevil is either just as much of a god as he is in the game, or he's getting his ass kicked
7:42
Kris has ascended to the next level
jevil: do you ever just wanna **windows XP shutdown sound**
Kris: Y e s
me a minecrafter ima take the xp and be on my way
@@nahthegamer7818 windows xp is a brand. I think your thinking of “exp”
@@Moetron_V2 r/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
@@Moetron_V2 its a joke
bruh that why i said the exp not xp
Kris: *giggles* Hey, Ralsei. Ralsei.
Ralsei: Yes?
Kris: *stifling laughter* Ralsei. Ralsei, say “amogus” backwards.
Ralsei: Uhm... Sug... Sugoma?
Kris: SUGOMA *NUTS!*
Susie, in the background: GOTTEM!
Ralsei, putting on protection goggles: *With pleasure.*
@@crusaderofholyness2042 Kris: wait what the fu-
Sans: Nice
@@crusaderofholyness2042 *shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick*
@@freekenjaku imphasis on fuckin
“In this world it’s befriend or be befriended” and thus lustale was born
So would this be full of nsfw charater modles
Lust RUNE. not lust tale.
@@lilibane81 but the line is from undertale though...
UnderLust and LustRune
Yay Undertale au fan
im gonna try kris's schedule at 4:00. ill keep you all updated
it didnt work
This is the single funniest comment i stumbled upon today :]
Kris: Why is there a 'd' in fridge but not in refrigerator.
Toriel: Kris go to sleep you have school tomorrow.
Alright alright stay calm we need to take these 4 days to make sure our lungs can handle how funny this will be-
No amount of preparation can counter the funni that Revtrosity brings
Wait why does its say a week ago but the vid was out only 4 days? Me thinks them is a time lord
Edit why does the comment say a week ago
Noelle: Snow grave? I- I don’t know that spell?
Kris (imitating Emperor Palpatine): Do it… DO IT!
No no its actually "DEWWIT"
"Execute order chicken nugget "
Slap him into the deep freezer of corrupted deer girls
@@HoneeyMoth i don't thinkthat means what you think it means.
turn him into a ice statue Noelle, he is our enemy. not our friend
Kris: who are you?
Uzi doorman: who are you?
Berrynose: who are you?
Uzi and kris just stare
GET OUT-
Kris: people are going to animate this aren’t they.
Damn, how'd you know 👀
He knew....?
NO
Prophecy averted
@@jadynpatterson4486 too late I’m working on it
And a few people already did lmao
Toriel: kris? What would you like to eat?
Kris’ conscious: the souls of the innocent~
Kris: a bagel.
Kris’ conscious: NOOOOO-
Kris: two bagels.
Kris’ conscious: SKREEEEEEEEEEEE
* IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE!!!! 😫4:52
Dylian: 🤣 Oh my god so cool Kris Hexagon HAHAHAHA
Noelle:Oh my god, we're going to die!
Spamton Neo: *maniacal laughter*
Kris: There's only one way out of this! Noelle, you have to cast Snowgrave!
Noelle: Snowgrave...? Um... Kris...? I don't know that spell...
Kris: Susie says she'll date you if you cast it.
Noelle: ...
Noelle: Snowgrave it is!
y e s
Ha-
Lol
Noelle: * casts Snowgrave 92735 times *
@@JustARandomPersonLol69420 Kris: BTW I lied
*Muffled sounds of Kris violently ripping out their soul inside the bathroom, throwing it into the sink cabinet, and walking out of the bathroom through the window.*
Susie: "... so, where the he-- uh, HECK, is Kris?"
Toriel: "Oh, Kris, er... does this sometimes."
*Muffled sounds of Kris demonically screaming outside of the window.*
Susie: "Well they should hurry. I'm getting sleepy."
*Sounds of Kris transforming into a demon.*
Ralsei: **takes off hood & reveals he's Asriel**
Susie & Kris: **confused screaming**
But he isn't or is that a joke idk?
Well Ralsei is a representation of Asriel. Y'know if you believe the theory that the Dark World is a made up roleplaying game that Kris & Asriel made up as kids.
he is NOT.
@@ArthurTheKnight9335I never realized that
@@LUSProductionsOfficialIt’s not really that, considering all darkeners are objects.
I like to imagine Ralsei, while not a representation of Asriel, is rather the headband that Toriel bought Kris. Which is why they’re so close. As for me specifically, I just like being close to Ralsei
Kris; “According to all known laws of aviation, there should be no way a be should be able to fly. It’s wings are to small to get its FAT little body off the ground, and the bee.. of course. Flies anyways, cause bees don’t care what monsters-“
Toriel; “kris, it’s 4 in the morning… go to sleep…”
Kris: "According to all known laws of aviation, there should be no way a Berdly should be able to fly."
Noelle: "So he's violating known laws?" *finger gun* "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, BERDLY!! FREEZE!!"
NO MOM IMMA RIP OUT MY SOULE
Kris: I know how to solve depression!
Susie: How?
Kris: *Proceeds to rip out soul*
Susie: …
oh hey i did that a while ago and it did solve my depression
Is that a jojo reference?
1:14 or alternatively:
Kris: we're gonna die!
Ralsei: Oh, Kris, think positive!
Kris: *we're gonna die QUICKLY!!!!!*
Kris: "I'm gonna eat that entire fucking pie AGAIN"
Toriel: "Kris no, imma lock the oven."
Kris: "you underestimated my power"
Alternatively
Kris: *Opens Dark Fountain in Kitchen*
@@Rexhunterj
Does that imply that Kris came up with an elaborate plan to open a Dark Fountain in the kitchen so they could fight an anthropomorphic oven lock, get it to unlock itself, seal the Fountain after the fight, and then open the now-unlocked oven just so they could eat the entire pie?
The amount of times that Kris rips out his heart is very concerning.
Looks like you and I are in a bit of a conundrum
Hi duck 🦆
I AM THE 100TH LIKE
There is so many of Kris' souls we can break the barrier
Spamton: Now's your chance to be a big sh-
Kris: Shutup and take my kromer
Kris: I found the moss
Bridly: That’s actually algae
Kris: you know I’m still going to eat it right.
Asriel: "Hey,Mom. Have things changed much around here?"
Toriel: "Well..."
Kris,sprinting out: *"AHAHAHAHAHAHAA I RIPPED OUT MY SOUL"*
Asriel: *"I see they haven't."*
* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA =)
* Hi -_-
*frozen intensifies*
*sounds of Ralsei & Susie talking*
Kris: They don’t know, I’m slowly turning insane.
Kris: "Nothing is stronger than love. Except-"
Ralsei: "Oh no."
Kris: *pulls out an m32 rotary grenade launcher* "A M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher, because fuck you and everyone near you!" *proceeds to laugh maniacally*
Susie: "Great he's gone psychotic."
Ok this got a laugh out of me
great RussianBadger reference
@@SockTheBrother thanks
Susie*
They've*
Kris uses they/them pronouns, so does Frisk
Have a nice day
5:32
This is firm proof that screaming is a talent.
Queen: "its like a banana... next to a banana"
Kris: "queen have you had to many glasses of battery acid again?" Funny fanfare plays
"It's The Most Beautiful Thing I Ever Seen In My Life"
"A Bananana Next To A Bananana"
Noelle: Chilling with my friends, yes we’re cruising down the street.
Susie: It’s getting pretty hot, yeah these bars are super heat.
Ralsei: Driving in this car, yeah we’re gonna go to mars.
Kris: Im have no f*cking soul so I’m gonna crash the car.
Noelle, Susie and Ralsei: NO!
Idea:Susie:it's getting pretty hot, yeah these bars are super heat
Kris:OH I CAN FIX THAT! *NOELLE USE SNOWGRAVE*
@@hamzainium 😂😂🤣
I feel like Susie would be okay with it lol
is that an subzer slam- i mean
Its TAT A CAR REFERENCE
Lancer: “I have daddy issues”
Kris: “Join the club buddy”
Sans: I'm here too!
Sans: i already befrended your mom last ni-
Kris: *uno reverse*
Sans: jokes on you i dont have a mom!
Kris :..what
Sans: *internal crying*
* hears the don't forget song *
"oh looks like video is ending"
* checks the amount of time left *
" *WAAAAAIT A MINUTE HERE* "
Lmfao
As soon as i see "Vriska Serket" I about died
*Jevil: " oh dude, i spilled my milk. "*
*Kris: " YOU FOOL, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL! "*
Flowey: It doesn’t matter how Negative something is. Just add “lol” and it’ll automatically become positive. For example: I want to die sans. LoL!
Toriel: WHY CAN’T WE HAVE A NORMAL FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE.
Flowey: Because I hate you all. LOL!
Sorry but you put your joke at the wrong place dude
@@levanha3977 but he's right tho.
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Note I have added this comment in the comments for SALOT 9
People should probably realise that Kris is just a host of darkness and dismay yet this twist of personality is simply awesome. Also where the heck was berdly in all of this he appears once like seriously where was he?
Doing homework
Ralsei : **Simply standing still**
Kris : Marry me.
Ralsei : **Confused goat noises** D:
Ralsei is a boy dummy
@@nateboiiiiiiiiiiiiii5708 Huh?
Ya it says in chapter one many times he’s a prince
@@nateboiiiiiiiiiiiiii5708 Okay I know that?
@@nateboiiiiiiiiiiiiii5708 People are gay.
Sans: yea, I'm a simp. simp stands for-
Kris: MAYONAISSE ON AN ESCALATOR IT'S GOIN' UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER!
Sans: the fu-
ua-cam.com/video/K0KUVGKyy0s/v-deo.html
BYE BYE
TO THE SKY
I WH-
@@N0tilus_ andd s/hes gone.
@@iffatmansoor5589 You may think I'm gone...
BUT IM STILL HEEEERE!
-Bertrum Piedmont-