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  • @ryanrodriguez4535
    @ryanrodriguez4535 3 роки тому +5891

    Has no one mentioned the girl saying “I only do it on days when the crime rate is low”? Is she the joker? How does she know when crime is happening every day?

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 3 роки тому +250

      She's the mafia boss. Her seduction of an officer must've been part of a larger goal.

    • @DeusEx3
      @DeusEx3 3 роки тому +100

      @@ltb1345 they should hire you to write for them

    • @davidpereira5969
      @davidpereira5969 3 роки тому +287

      She kindly asked the police officer what are the days with low crime rate last time she called them

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 3 роки тому +104

      Weirdly enough it’s actually something you can really easily google, it’s usually just an average of past crime on each day

    • @anarchistathena
      @anarchistathena 3 роки тому +148

      I only do crime on weekends. I have to work during the week.

  • @RyoKasai25
    @RyoKasai25 3 роки тому +6757

    I love how she committed a federal offense in front of a police officer and she doesn't get arrested for it, instead she gets the date she wanted.

  • @djfanelli
    @djfanelli 3 роки тому +3513

    "Oh my god, you raped my daughter!"
    Moral of the story: Game of Thrones season 8 is bad

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 роки тому +4040

    I hope the next episodes are titled something even crazier like: "Depressed man discovers an alternate timeline hidden in his closet, ending will shock you" or something crazy sci-fi shit

    • @urmum2928
      @urmum2928 3 роки тому +60

      Narnia

    • @BreadLoeuf
      @BreadLoeuf 3 роки тому +32

      I remember Charlie did review a dhar mann clone like that. can't remember its name for the life of me, but it was usually fantasy or sci-fi related.

    • @biothrust5767
      @biothrust5767 3 роки тому +13

      @@BreadLoeuf Zvoid studios?

    • @BreadLoeuf
      @BreadLoeuf 3 роки тому +5

      @@biothrust5767 | Yeah looks like the one. Was thinking of this vid when writing the comment: ua-cam.com/video/WvJRRuQS-fE/v-deo.html

    • @teigancarter93
      @teigancarter93 3 роки тому +5

      Sounds like 11.22.63

  • @chongyun_
    @chongyun_ 3 роки тому +4135

    “Never fear rejection. The worst someone can say is no.”
    “Hey I like you”
    “Ew”

    • @MrLive4one
      @MrLive4one 3 роки тому +231

      Worst is losing 50/50 on hard pity

    • @SIRHOPP3R
      @SIRHOPP3R 3 роки тому +14

      Hi chongyun

    • @solohymbloodborne5406
      @solohymbloodborne5406 3 роки тому +7

      Xingqiu say that?

    • @Shadowtopia69
      @Shadowtopia69 3 роки тому +33

      "Please leave me alone!!!"

    • @penguiscool2334
      @penguiscool2334 3 роки тому +13

      @@aertix2635 I lost the 50/50 and grinded my soul away to get back to pity and roll baal, beta male grind-set

  • @Lawlsomedude
    @Lawlsomedude 3 роки тому +344

    Woman: I stalked you for months to find out your shift schedule, studied the crime rates in the area, pretended my place was robbed and called in a fake robbery just so I could see you again.
    Cop: Let's go get dinner.

  • @PhantomHostLive
    @PhantomHostLive 3 роки тому +996

    "Man murders his wife and kids"
    Moral of the story: Look both ways when crossing the street.

    • @madlad6872
      @madlad6872 3 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @deeznuts4302
      @deeznuts4302 3 роки тому +1

      😳😳

    • @rayyanisdumdum5798
      @rayyanisdumdum5798 3 роки тому +21

      "man got arrested for tax evasion" moral of the story: don't do drugs kids.

    • @fyretnt
      @fyretnt 2 роки тому +6

      @@rayyanisdumdum5798 maybe the drugs led to tax evasion

    • @kengiro0599
      @kengiro0599 2 роки тому +1

      The moral co7ld actually fit that video

  • @zypper7213
    @zypper7213 3 роки тому +1545

    These stories feel EXACTLY like live action reenactments of those choose your own adventure style mobile games like Episode, Chapter, etc.

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      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 роки тому

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    • @Sopjies
      @Sopjies 3 роки тому +26

      Completely accurate

    • @zypper7213
      @zypper7213 3 роки тому +7

      @Nick Gurr I've never actually used any of them, my only exposure is from their ads, but that's fair lol

    • @kurootetsuro9342
      @kurootetsuro9342 3 роки тому +2

      episodes acc good tho fr not like those ads

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 роки тому

      Or Jack Chick's Christian Hellfire comics but with better dialogue.

  • @Overly_Hydrated
    @Overly_Hydrated 3 роки тому +1756

    I’ll never understand the whole
    “Your pregnant, so we’re kicking you out” parent reaction. I’d be pissed, but I’m not kicking anyone out like geez.

    • @thebowler5506
      @thebowler5506 3 роки тому +17

      Big Sad

    • @kittensoundwave3480
      @kittensoundwave3480 3 роки тому +314

      Funny, they throw away all those years of "love" and parenting for that.
      If anything they should have been raised better and with more care.
      As if in 5-10 more years they won't be having a grandkid anyway. You can't control it down to the year if it isn't you.
      Real pathetic really. Especially considering a lot of "parents" who act this way probably had their kid at 15 and 16.

    • @imunmire
      @imunmire 3 роки тому +42

      I got kicked out at 15/16 I’m a dude tho lol

    • @anarchistathena
      @anarchistathena 3 роки тому +96

      "Aight, no problem. Let me just grab a hanger real quick. We live in Texas."

    • @19gOfchai
      @19gOfchai 3 роки тому +169

      If your kid gets pregnant at a young age how could you kid them out. That means you failed your job as a parent

  • @kombuchas4684
    @kombuchas4684 3 роки тому +419

    Whoever played the mother in that pregnancy skit did a really good job. Her acting is way better than you'd expect.

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 3 роки тому +65

      Especially when she grabbed the knife. Pure gold.

    • @daroldcarold3443
      @daroldcarold3443 Рік тому +12

      And when she got away with a federal crime. Pure gold

    • @ashary9675
      @ashary9675 Рік тому

      ​@@daroldcarold3443who cares, if I get to kill a pedo I don't mind a few years in.

    • @chadrickbasedman6686
      @chadrickbasedman6686 Рік тому +27

      i know i was just sitting here thinking "damn this shits way better than dhar mann" 💀

    • @ChokataLatt3
      @ChokataLatt3 7 місяців тому +3

      i think the acting in this channel is much better

  • @gibbro-j7f
    @gibbro-j7f 3 роки тому +489

    "my name is Ryan and I'm a police officer." A typical interaction with law enforcement

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      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 роки тому

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    • @davidpereira5969
      @davidpereira5969 3 роки тому +72

      He said that exactly how an npc whould, that's the best part

    • @Adrian-dl9nb
      @Adrian-dl9nb 3 роки тому +39

      Screenwriter: okay, let me tell you a bit about your character. Your name is Ryan and you're a police officer.
      Actor: say no more

  • @marsmurderer9868
    @marsmurderer9868 3 роки тому +424

    Imagine if at the end of Saw some cop popped up and said "the message of this movie was a true friend will always stand by you."

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 роки тому

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    • @CMYX
      @CMYX 2 роки тому +2

      lmfaooo

    • @Vulnresati
      @Vulnresati 2 роки тому +23

      Jigsaw takes off his mask and is like "kids, make sure you have someone you can trust."

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 2 роки тому +1

      I love that Saw is a series almost ENTIRELY built on a lack of trust so the message could SORTA work there

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 роки тому

      @@Vulnresati Billy the Marionette just wheels out on his little trike and says _"kids, don't be afraid ta go ta ya teachas, ya priests, ya ministas, ya mams, ya dads, ya Rabbis! 'Cause if ya inject da marijuanas, ya go ta Hell befoah ya die!"_

  • @danielcuchallocruz6986
    @danielcuchallocruz6986 3 роки тому +2857

    My friends would be like:
    "Where's Daniel?"
    "I dont know"
    "Oh, anyway"

  • @eg816
    @eg816 3 роки тому +157

    the story with the pregnant daughter was oddly a relief that she didn't side with the husband

  • @connoc5078
    @connoc5078 3 роки тому +84

    "I'm kicking you out of the house because you are pregnant"
    "Now I'm going to pretend I care about you".

  • @nathanielheywood137
    @nathanielheywood137 3 роки тому +1397

    The story: Drunk Guy Bumps Into Best Friend On Accident
    The moral: Don't trust anyone, everyone wants to kill you.

    • @aster_ISK
      @aster_ISK 3 роки тому +53

      Sigma grindset

    • @mellonhead9568
      @mellonhead9568 3 роки тому +33

      @@aster_ISK sigma grindset blame underage sex on drunkeness

    • @udonnauchegbu2018
      @udonnauchegbu2018 3 роки тому +6

      I just kept laughing at this one.

    • @CherryDKaya
      @CherryDKaya 3 роки тому +21

      Story: serial killer kidnaps women
      Moral: friends r cool

    • @Heheheha-sh5zh
      @Heheheha-sh5zh 10 місяців тому

      Bro the average Perry the platypus subplot is pretty much don’t trust anyone

  • @tudeslildude
    @tudeslildude 3 роки тому +491

    "Parents, you should build relationships with your kids."
    Wait.... isn't that literally what caused this problem?

  • @simpledottv3780
    @simpledottv3780 3 роки тому +739

    Vid Chronicles be like:
    - Man kills wife for being a serial killer
    Moral of the story: Always be kind to others

  • @Staplegun
    @Staplegun 3 роки тому +38

    7:57 "My name is Ryan, I'm a police officer." lmao I don't know why this is so funny to me.

  • @ohok3913
    @ohok3913 3 роки тому +71

    3:32 "Oh my god they stole the popcorn what the fuck" made me laugh harder than it should've, I fucking lost it at that line

  • @FishForThought
    @FishForThought 3 роки тому +2116

    17:25 Charlie's editor is snorting a line for sure, again.

  • @leonwalsh190
    @leonwalsh190 3 роки тому +947

    Very realistic the police officer calmly talks to lady running at him with a knife

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      @shaheenshaikh8368 3 роки тому

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      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

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    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 роки тому +1

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    • @Harew0lf
      @Harew0lf 3 роки тому +93

      Then asks the guy who raped her son if she’s lying 🤣

    • @Harew0lf
      @Harew0lf 3 роки тому +37

      @Mëïstër Ëmm we’re not just making videos, we’re changing lives 🤩

  • @cocoman281
    @cocoman281 3 роки тому +2497

    “Dad finds out his 5year old daughter committed numerous war crimes in the former Republic of Yugoslavia-Ending will shock you!”
    Moral of the story, don’t let your dreams be dreams

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      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 роки тому

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    • @SigmaSyndicate
      @SigmaSyndicate 3 роки тому +87

      Ah, yes, Saga of Tanya the Evil

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 3 роки тому +19

      Who knew a office worker in a small girl's body would turn the tides of war

    • @shinymetagross1666
      @shinymetagross1666 3 роки тому +35

      @@SigmaSyndicate Hey, she never *actually* committed war crimes. Everything she did was technically allowed.

    • @Demonically_Inspired
      @Demonically_Inspired 2 роки тому +23

      @@shinymetagross1666 thats the whole fucking show "technically not a warcrime"

  • @alexp4785
    @alexp4785 3 роки тому +77

    "Never fear rejection, the worst they can say is No" I feel like they're literally encouraging doing crazy stuff like staging a robbery because the worst they can say is "No, it's a federal offense and we're charging youand putting you in jail"

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 2 роки тому +1

      Wasn't the point to just ask them straight up instead of doing shit like that to get their attention?

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 роки тому

      I mean, in the US, they could also just break into the house, shoot whoever they encountered inside to death and call it another successful mission worthy of an award.

  • @Bouch1018
    @Bouch1018 3 роки тому +111

    Moral of the story: If a tragedy happens in your kids lives, make sure to do everything you can to leave them essentially orphaned while you’re in prison forever.

  • @reduxdev
    @reduxdev 3 роки тому +5966

    Vid Chronicles be like:
    * boyfriend kills girlfriend because she was fat *
    moral of the story: try not to be so fat

    • @j4y167
      @j4y167 3 роки тому +255

      Pretty solid moral

    • @hurtcobain3282
      @hurtcobain3282 3 роки тому +203

      Moral of the story: don’t eat cream cheese on a Sunday

    • @legalza0843
      @legalza0843 3 роки тому +186

      Nah the moral would be something like “never let anyone make you feel down”

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 3 роки тому +91

      Or never trust skinny people. Make them eat fatty foods to establish loyalty.

    • @raffareis
      @raffareis 3 роки тому +60

      "Account for all knives in the house. Always."

  • @docmedecal
    @docmedecal 3 роки тому +851

    Officer: "You should build relationships with your kids."
    _I'm pretty sure he did_

  • @BrentTV
    @BrentTV 3 роки тому +5651

    How can I trust you to not trust anyone if you’re giving me advice that I should trust?

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      @rayman4976 3 роки тому

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      @rayman4976 3 роки тому

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    • @bruv1835
      @bruv1835 3 роки тому +3

      @@rayman4976 HAHAHAHA JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS ROTTING IN 🔥👹👹 FOR ENTERNITY #DESERVED

    • @DoggoBro1
      @DoggoBro1 3 роки тому +141

      I hate these bots

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 3 роки тому +127

      Commenting to break eye contact from the bots

  • @giorgiochiodini5773
    @giorgiochiodini5773 3 роки тому +37

    "A true friend will always stand beside you" means that no matter what, if you're friend with the killer, you must help him. Such a nice message to deliver

  • @anudeep8238
    @anudeep8238 3 роки тому +63

    "As parents, we need to pay attention to our kids."
    This happened because you paid too much attention to your kid.

  • @GFuelEnergy
    @GFuelEnergy 3 роки тому +2821

    These scenarios are outta pocket

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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +3387

    I swear adult films have a better plot scenario than some of these videos you're watching.

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    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/kHfVFK5su7s/v-deo.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

  • @notinzane6993
    @notinzane6993 3 роки тому +774

    They should have an episode that ties them all together. Like a cinematic universe.

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura 2 роки тому +19

    "Put your hands behind your back"
    "I was drunk!"
    "Understandable, have a nice day."

  • @FreshMelonWater
    @FreshMelonWater 3 роки тому +21

    "I only call on days when the crime rate's low" And you know that HOW?

  • @sethwinters3556
    @sethwinters3556 3 роки тому +143

    "women sets up date with serial killer and doesn't live to regret it"

    • @Milot72
      @Milot72 3 роки тому +9

      SHE DOESN'T REGRET IT?
      impossible

    • @bluecat5669
      @bluecat5669 3 роки тому

      So many links

  • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
    @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 роки тому +570

    "The jellyfish exhibit"
    "Those spineless idiots"
    😭

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    • @invisibilius1978
      @invisibilius1978 3 роки тому +21

      they HATE jellyfish

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 3 роки тому +43

      Moral of the story: never go to the jellyfish exhibit.😳

    • @Harew0lf
      @Harew0lf 3 роки тому +14

      Even the penguin exhibit isn’t safe anymore 😩

    • @TalkBack17
      @TalkBack17 2 роки тому +3

      That had to be on purpose

  • @fdsajfldaskjf
    @fdsajfldaskjf 3 роки тому +332

    Officer: “Spread them, spread it.”
    Charlie: “Alright we... uh, alright.”

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      @rayman4976 3 роки тому

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    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/kHfVFK5su7s/v-deo.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

    • @parkeralan19
      @parkeralan19 3 роки тому +29

      @Bob saget I'm not clicking on that link but that's the funniest click bait idea I've ever seen lol

    • @JohnDoe-hu9wq
      @JohnDoe-hu9wq 3 роки тому +15

      Good lord UA-cam needs to find a way to fix these bots.

    • @koteidtm
      @koteidtm 3 роки тому +1

      @@JohnDoe-hu9wq I know right

  • @toetickler6000
    @toetickler6000 3 роки тому +24

    "Dad makes stepdaughter pregnant" I literally had a full-on heart attack

  • @wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124
    @wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124 3 роки тому +13

    I love how the music cuts out at 8:04, right when he gives the stupidest excuse imaginable

  • @mister_bren
    @mister_bren 3 роки тому +313

    i love how wildly disconnected the morals of the story are to the actual story

  • @seansean5665
    @seansean5665 3 роки тому +72

    "Have you been cheating on me with another woman?"
    "What honey no! It was two men"

  • @florianizeneli
    @florianizeneli 3 роки тому +4926

    I only trust the love of my life which is penguinz0

    • @rigobertorosenbaum9838
      @rigobertorosenbaum9838 3 роки тому +135

      @The TacoCat lmao why is this dude linking School Clips in the comment section bro

    • @dmars5614
      @dmars5614 3 роки тому +143

      @@rigobertorosenbaum9838 because he’s an agent of chaos

    • @helloworld2784
      @helloworld2784 3 роки тому +81

      Bruh you only got verified because you have Network of bots. 🙄

    • @lukelmaooooo
      @lukelmaooooo 3 роки тому +60

      UA-cam verified....that you're gay

    • @josephramirez7462
      @josephramirez7462 3 роки тому +8

      $imp

  • @shydead1392
    @shydead1392 2 роки тому +11

    19:56 How nice that they slipped that in there. Because as you know any other type of relationship is bad no matter what

  • @Technodog
    @Technodog 3 роки тому +18

    “The videos aren’t pointless they have messages”
    Same vibe as saying coolmathgames is educational

  • @nerdcartoon2544
    @nerdcartoon2544 3 роки тому +408

    I like how she's attempting to kill someone and the officer is so cool about it

    • @Mr.Bimgus
      @Mr.Bimgus 3 роки тому +69

      I mean I think anyone could understand her reaction given the situation. Like it's not the right answer, but it's definitely an understandable answer.

    • @spyro2002
      @spyro2002 3 роки тому +19

      yeah like if she is that prone to murder streaks she should probably get some time too

    • @tentyp2
      @tentyp2 3 роки тому

      yeah

    • @minersheep8285
      @minersheep8285 3 роки тому +47

      “Oh he raped your daughter? Thanks for explaining, your attempted murder charges are now nullified.”

    • @bootyclap69k
      @bootyclap69k 3 роки тому +1

      Why do you have a svtfoe pfp? 🤤

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm2199 3 роки тому +177

    Dhar Mann and Vid Chronicles teaching us lessons we never knew,such as:
    Don't commit felonies
    Don't rape people
    Don't cheat on your wife
    Don't be an asshole

  • @TheZeBruh
    @TheZeBruh 3 роки тому +176

    It’s like if Darr mans step brother is going through a emo stage

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 3 роки тому +9

      Or a former associate of Dhar Mann who felt those videos weren't edgy enough. It's the Hot Topic of morality plays.

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/m4qXrSAz9FM/v-deo.html
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  • @renjiguy1708
    @renjiguy1708 3 роки тому +14

    7:44 The way she runs with a knife to kill him is so goofy lol

  • @BethanyGrey1
    @BethanyGrey1 3 роки тому +14

    The girl staging the robbery just to see the officer has the same energy as that old "psychopath test" about a girl falling in love with a guy at a funeral and killing someone else just to have an excuse to see him again.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 Рік тому

      Oh yeah I think I heard that one on 30 Rock. When somebody passed that test they understandably were very concerned for their safety all of a sudden

  • @gonufc
    @gonufc 3 роки тому +343

    "No Good deed goes unrewarded" is morally repugnant. It implies that good things "are actually worth doing because you might get something out of it!". Isn't saving two women from (at least) murder a good thing regardless of what reward you get for it?!

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/m4qXrSAz9FM/v-deo.html

    • @Mr.Bimgus
      @Mr.Bimgus 3 роки тому +34

      Help! I'm drowning in bots!

    • @cpt.martinwalker6268
      @cpt.martinwalker6268 3 роки тому +29

      @@Mr.Bimgus ✋GRAB MY HAND!

    • @mrunpredictable3318
      @mrunpredictable3318 3 роки тому +9

      I mean it's human nature to expect kindness in return when you do someone good for someone. Humans are not altruistic, everything in life is a trade. We trade our time with our family in return we get love, we give our time our bosses for money and give money to shops for food and entertainment.

    • @BenDover-dp8jd
      @BenDover-dp8jd 3 роки тому +30

      I thought the saying was "no good deed goes unpunished"?

  • @glauben2713
    @glauben2713 3 роки тому +161

    At this point, Dhar Mann is getting outclassed by the bizarre evolution of these channels

  • @ianmig
    @ianmig 3 роки тому +15

    "Don't fear rejection... The worst thing you can hear is no"
    Meanwhile, my crush: Ew, get away from me.

  • @mojo_xe
    @mojo_xe Рік тому +20

    14:30 “she makes me feel comfortable” bro she gave you an STD 🤣🤣

  • @shoooja
    @shoooja 3 роки тому +104

    Step father forcefully impregnates step daughter, moral of the story: never judge a book by its cover

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/m4qXrSAz9FM/v-deo.html
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    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 3 роки тому +2

      Another actor's moral in the same scene: a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

  • @mohd.hammad6459
    @mohd.hammad6459 3 роки тому +677

    These skits are something out of a 15 year old's imagination

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @michaelsnyman2800
      @michaelsnyman2800 3 роки тому +74

      Thats an insult to 15 year olds

    • @mrunpredictable3318
      @mrunpredictable3318 3 роки тому +28

      70 year olds in retirement homes and kids in 3rd world countries prolly enjoy this primary school level stuff.

    • @muhammedshamil2443
      @muhammedshamil2443 3 роки тому +2

      14 year olds

    • @furymonger5395
      @furymonger5395 3 роки тому +8

      More like middle aged millennials attempting to be edgy

  • @artgenix8052
    @artgenix8052 3 роки тому +138

    Is no one gonna talk about how the “I’m gonna snort a line and go see him” clip is repeated?

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/m4qXrSAz9FM/v-deo.html
      .
      .

    • @alistersvenschoff1885
      @alistersvenschoff1885 3 роки тому +3

      yeah lets talk about it lol

    • @xflame2827
      @xflame2827 3 роки тому

      Is no one gonna talk about how this is a reupload

    • @asnailwithpizza9724
      @asnailwithpizza9724 3 роки тому +7

      @@xflame2827 If you're about to tell me from how this was already uploaded once, and it's on a different channel, when different people upload Charlie's stuff as well, he's already made a video stating that this stuff happens where people upload clips from his streams.

    • @bowgart5567
      @bowgart5567 3 роки тому +1

      @@asnailwithpizza9724 in no one gonna talk about this is

  • @Starlordchung
    @Starlordchung 3 роки тому +21

    She disrespected his badge and yet he doesn’t arrest her? Officer Gregg can you please talk to his higher authorities.

  • @3ag047
    @3ag047 3 роки тому +2

    5:09 "the worst someone can say is no"
    "ew"

  • @zombieford
    @zombieford 3 роки тому +203

    "Wait is she telling the truth?"
    "I was drunk"
    Dumbest response ever.

    • @kengiro0599
      @kengiro0599 2 роки тому +16

      "I just love to create (does mickey mouse clubhouse dance), i just love to inspire"

  • @DanzelGlovington
    @DanzelGlovington 3 роки тому +32

    17:25 Darr Mannu! I've come to bargain!

    • @codgod5238
      @codgod5238 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html .

  • @user-cl2hi9fo6j
    @user-cl2hi9fo6j 3 роки тому +487

    I love how a lot of Vid Chronicle's "moral of the story" is completely different to the actual story lmao

    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/kHfVFK5su7s/v-deo.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html .

    • @rayman4976
      @rayman4976 3 роки тому

      Omg. ua-cam.com/video/XK85ynEObm0/v-deo.html
      .
      .

    • @ΜΝΜ
      @ΜΝΜ 3 роки тому +12

      How many bots here?

    • @0_0s
      @0_0s 3 роки тому

      PROOF THAT IM BLACKua-cam.com/video/HElyruCH_fc/v-deo.html

  • @kennonat8494
    @kennonat8494 3 роки тому +19

    It's stupid how when these people break up one of them becomes super rich while the other practically becomes homeless

  • @sebastiansecundario4560
    @sebastiansecundario4560 3 роки тому +4

    -No matter how much you love someone, your kids must come first.
    Describes pretty well the situation.

  • @aditimr
    @aditimr 3 роки тому +132

    Charlies editing loops really makes me question my own brain

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/m4qXrSAz9FM/v-deo.html

    • @MOCCHA101
      @MOCCHA101 3 роки тому +11

      @The TacoCat the more u spam the less UA-cam promotes ur stupid video.

    • @lockelamora4184
      @lockelamora4184 3 роки тому +7

      @@MOCCHA101 not to mention the massive amount of publicity they give Charlie and his channel by boosting every video with so much activity. It's actually so brain dead.

    • @bowgart5567
      @bowgart5567 3 роки тому +1

      makes me wanna do a line of coke

    • @MOCCHA101
      @MOCCHA101 3 роки тому

      @@bowgart5567 stupid lifestyle consequences.

  • @Grim-c8n
    @Grim-c8n 3 роки тому +49

    The cheating guy actually tried the "No you reported the body before I could" lmao

  • @luckyMrrpProduction
    @luckyMrrpProduction 3 роки тому +62

    “The worse they can say is no.”

  • @okmowstop9
    @okmowstop9 Рік тому +2

    “The worst someone can say is no”.

  • @theunitsquad3144
    @theunitsquad3144 3 роки тому +16

    8:22 this message was approved by the state of Alabama

  • @erenthebirb1220
    @erenthebirb1220 3 роки тому +202

    "It's not rocket science,if jesus himself says don't trust anyone,you don't."
    -Master oogway~

  • @kylejonas3875
    @kylejonas3875 3 роки тому +53

    “The worst someone can tell you is no”
    🙁

    • @lolo-kp1le
      @lolo-kp1le 3 роки тому +16

      "Ewwwwwwww, You know your ugly and I'm beautiful right?" I wish no was the worst

    • @ispentalldayatYT
      @ispentalldayatYT 3 роки тому +13

      My crush that told me "ew no." and then told his friends and teased me about it for the rest of the year: well yes, but actually no.

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m 3 роки тому +5

      @@ispentalldayatYT Gayass
      Jokes aside, good luck to your endeavers, lad

    • @ispentalldayatYT
      @ispentalldayatYT 3 роки тому +6

      @@toxic_shr00m despite what my username says, I'm actually not a dude. Tbh maybe my crush was the gayass.

  • @johnderat2652
    @johnderat2652 3 роки тому +141

    Hey Charlie, you very probably won't see this, but you really gotta do something about the bot problem in the comments section. Each comment gets multiple spammy replies from bots. I'd suggest you put a keyword filter that removes all these comments containing all these certain keywords. (For example, most of these bots' comments seem to contain a link, so blacklist the word "http")

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html I disagree

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html I disagree

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html I disagree

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html I disagree

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html I disagree

  • @ConnorwithanO
    @ConnorwithanO 3 роки тому +4

    "MY NAME IS RYAN, AND I"M A POLICE OFFCER!" Had me dying.

  • @theflyingegg3557
    @theflyingegg3557 2 роки тому +5

    The off duty cop by the car scene was just like the cliche
    “Is anyone here a doctor!?”
    scene in movies

  • @isaiahK0V
    @isaiahK0V 3 роки тому +123

    “Your kids must come first”
    “Well, she did…”

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom 3 роки тому +4

      Ok, this comment only got its second like from me. But I hope it gets more because that was a legit funny joke 😄

    • @merdicmagic6171
      @merdicmagic6171 3 роки тому +1

      Oooohh Wa ah ah ah!
      -down with the sickness

    • @raghav9000
      @raghav9000 3 роки тому +1

      Dark

    • @harlyes
      @harlyes 3 роки тому +1

      💀

  • @cliffhopkins7101
    @cliffhopkins7101 3 роки тому +61

    The best part is that Dhar Mann and copycat channels think people actually find their content educational when in reality most of us just laugh at it

    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/kHfVFK5su7s/v-deo.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html ..

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 3 роки тому +14

      I'm sure there is an army of Facebook mom's watching this unironically.

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 3 роки тому +2

      You've...you've never seen his comment sections have you? You wouldn't be saying this otherwise

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 3 роки тому +5

      @@sweatyslapfight7900
      Definitely, I asked about the age of one of them in the comments who made a stupid comment, expecting the answer to be "I'm 12"
      The answer was 39

  • @tsecellz8162
    @tsecellz8162 3 роки тому +92

    Child plays soccer in street and gets hit by Chevy Silverado 1500: moral of the story, always make sure that you are wearing matching socks

    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/kHfVFK5su7s/v-deo.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html ..

    • @biggiecheese3702
      @biggiecheese3702 3 роки тому +1

      what is with the links bruh

    • @tsecellz8162
      @tsecellz8162 3 роки тому

      @@biggiecheese3702 man idek lol

  • @hyper_riley9108
    @hyper_riley9108 Рік тому +2

    "the worst people can say is no"
    hey i love you
    "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE"
    I HATE REJECTION

  • @JimmyPizzaDelivery
    @JimmyPizzaDelivery 3 роки тому +4

    There's a couple of things we won't ever see in our lifetime:
    1. The Universe Dying
    2. The Cure for Cancer
    3. A realistic Dhar Mann story. Without a moral.

  • @batnerdbats
    @batnerdbats 3 роки тому +46

    "Grandma Gives LSD to Her Grandson And Cheats on Grandpa, The End Will Shock You"
    Moral of the story is, chances are like belly buttons, you only get one.

  • @sryros2376
    @sryros2376 3 роки тому +19

    "yeah bobo" 😂😂 13:27

  • @Prymbra
    @Prymbra 3 роки тому +16

    LMAO why did I think the burp at 1:38 was coming from the guy in the video

  • @BeachedAlien
    @BeachedAlien 3 роки тому +14

    He’s not a serial killer if he didn’t kill his victims

  • @parenthesiscolon8706
    @parenthesiscolon8706 3 роки тому +5

    13:22 donation sound matched the man turning on his phone perfectly XD

  • @ShadowSparksX
    @ShadowSparksX 3 роки тому +62

    "Never fear rejection, the worst someone can say is no."
    My crush when I ask her out: *Eww*

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html ..

    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/kHfVFK5su7s/v-deo.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 3 роки тому +4

      Worst that could have happened in her case would be that she would get arrested for faking a crime

  • @ryderhall9949
    @ryderhall9949 3 роки тому +61

    Charlie makes me watch the most ridicules things when I’m baked 😂

  • @Shan0Man
    @Shan0Man 3 роки тому +115

    Charlie needs to make a tier list ranking every Dhar Mann timeline. If he doesn’t make one I will!!!

    • @youtyiyyutuu104
      @youtyiyyutuu104 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/kHfVFK5su7s/v-deo.html
      EXPOSED :0.../////

    • @rayman4976
      @rayman4976 3 роки тому

      Omg ua-cam.com/video/XK85ynEObm0/v-deo.html
      .
      .

    • @bruv1835
      @bruv1835 3 роки тому +2

      HAHAHAHA JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS ROTTING IN 🔥👹👹 FOR ENTERNITY #DESERVED

    • @drysoup3017
      @drysoup3017 3 роки тому +9

      Holy shit there's only bits in this reply section

    • @jordancarroll1217
      @jordancarroll1217 3 роки тому

      I would love to see him make a Dhar Mann channel tier list

  • @TheTiredhermit
    @TheTiredhermit Рік тому +1

    “Yeah but i was drunk!” 🤣

  • @harleybeta
    @harleybeta 3 роки тому +17

    17:30 video repeats

  • @EvanClutsom
    @EvanClutsom 3 роки тому +4

    1:38 That burp was so perfectly timed, I thought it came from the serial killer

  • @trevortec2989
    @trevortec2989 3 роки тому +43

    charlie should start doing motivational videos like these, the channel could be called moistivation or something stupid like that.

  • @SiegeOnConsole
    @SiegeOnConsole 2 роки тому +18

    Brooooo, I used to work security with that dude 16:50. He quit to pursue who’s career in acting, glad he’s taking steps towards it

  • @Dominator_0211
    @Dominator_0211 2 роки тому +1

    “And throwing a banana on the stove” clearly you’ve never played Sea Of Thieves before. A banana is the most effective tool in a pirate’s arsenal

  • @GuacamoleMuckbang
    @GuacamoleMuckbang Рік тому +2

    Don’t want to be that guy, but robbers toss the house to make it harder for people to notice what’s missing

  • @JohnDoe-ce4qm
    @JohnDoe-ce4qm 3 роки тому +72

    “It’s an island we’re they keep the kids”
    Charlie: *”oh Epstein’s island”*
    I laughed way harder then I should have

  • @drippyknight5667
    @drippyknight5667 3 роки тому +15

    " A true friend will always stand by you in any situation "
    not a chance in hell am i going in a serial killers house for my friends i can find new ones in a couple days.

  • @TypicalTip
    @TypicalTip 3 роки тому +6

    I love the fact that it went from sad music to a fucking chase sequence so quickly

  • @sephirapple7317
    @sephirapple7317 Рік тому +1

    5:05 "never fear rejection, the worst someone can say is..."
    ... I'm going to have to take you to the station for wasting police time

  • @MrProfessorSomeGuy
    @MrProfessorSomeGuy 3 роки тому +3

    The “you tried to poison me” -and then “burp” as the guy is standing up is everything!!

  • @KamimasterTF
    @KamimasterTF 3 роки тому +8

    7:39 Gwen saying "thomas" sound completelly the same how the lady from tom and jerry used to shout at tom