I’ve literally had a whole life arc since your last video 😭, started working out, making games, was diagnosed with a throat condition, and my birthday is in 6 days, life’s crazy lol
21:44 KACHOW🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥 That was legit the funniest shi I've watched in the last half a year😭😭😭 Every time Ash releases a video I forget about all my problems and enjoy.
10:55 me, a dutch person hearing my country referenced in any other context then being tall and basically drowning: yeah baby that's what I have been waiting for!
This is a masterpiece the prep the bad start to a save the main battle to being only and to mcqueen having one last push a kickstart to move again after avoiding a fall like speed racer to the win
@@JMNplays584 Dude, kindergarteners don’t even have 1 math assignment a week. What school did you go to? You clearly need a better education if you think most schools have one math assignment a week buddy.
1:12 Redash would have been a good name too. If it was a series, I would have (if I was director or some high role) given a „re dash“ ability. You've already used swag but it’s still a pretty swag name that you two have as a team. 1:19 CAR Cooler Aerospace Racer 15:41 Physics is good. 16:21 The Kachow Konstant 26:38 Did you draw that yourself? I think it’s good. To any normal person this could seem like a fu silly picture but for people who know who you two are, they take it seriously.
from all the peopleof uk we can see that you ashwagg are the best The Ballad of Ashwagg, the Minecraft King (Verse 1) In the land of pixel skies so bright, Where blocky realms meet day and night, There rose a force with power untold, A legend forged in the game's pure gold. Ashwagg, the name they all did praise, With a gaze that cut through Minecraft's haze. His hands did build with strength and might, As he conquered all within his sight. (Chorus) Oh, Ashwagg, the mighty in the land, With blocks and stone, you take your stand. The server trembles beneath your gaze, For you're the ruler of this pixel maze. No foe too strong, no quest too dire, Your strength ignites an endless fire. Ashwagg, the king who rules with pride, In Minecraft’s world, you will not hide. (Verse 2) With a heart as sharp as diamond's gleam, Ashwagg lived to crush and scheme. A king, some say, of narcissist might, Believing in power, in his own right. A strait and stern, unyielding soul, A force that could never be controlled. Every mob, every challenge met, With Ashwagg’s rule, none could forget. (Chorus) Oh, Ashwagg, the mighty in the land, With blocks and stone, you take your stand. The server trembles beneath your gaze, For you're the ruler of this pixel maze. No foe too strong, no quest too dire, Your strength ignites an endless fire. Ashwagg, the king who rules with pride, In Minecraft’s world, you will not hide. (Bridge) Through caves so dark, and skies so vast, Ashwagg's power built to last. A castle here, a fortress there, No other dared to even compare. With every victory, he'd rise again, Ashwagg’s reign was never in vain. A god among blocks, unshaken, proud, He stood above the gaming crowd. (Chorus) Oh, Ashwagg, the mighty in the land, With blocks and stone, you take your stand. The server trembles beneath your gaze, For you're the ruler of this pixel maze. No foe too strong, no quest too dire, Your strength ignites an endless fire. Ashwagg, the king who rules with pride, In Minecraft’s world, you will not hide. (Outro) So here’s to Ashwagg, bold and true, A Minecraft king with power anew. With every block and every fight, He carved his name in digital light. Ashwagg, the name that all shall see, A legend in Minecraft, wild and free. No foe can match his steadfast reign, In his domain, he shall remain.
omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 asgswag upload 😭😭 in the time since the last one i feel into a pothole, discovered an alien species, defeated the alien species, discovered 5 new awesome media, put some guy in a meat grinder, overthrew 72 different governments, uncovered a scheme from 72 governments trying to assassinate me, ate plastic, got my braces off, graduated school, failed 3 tests, killed 5 ocs, took someone's entire skeleton, named my cat after jerma985, went into the Caves, jumped into a lake, jumped into the void, started a business, committed tax fraud, went bankrupt, made toxic yaoi, watched toxic yaoi, got lost in the dark, ate plastic, crashed my car, ate more plastic, ran red lights, sank a ship, died, came back, was haunted by a ghost, went to hell, killed some random person (no one will ever know), hit someone with my car, made an orbital strike canon, got stuck in a time loop, got stuck in a time loop, got stuck in a time loop, escaped the time loop, was put in jail, got out of jail, noticed the new ashswag upload and now im here 😄😄 watching this video !!!!
as a silly goober myself i can say with full confidence this is the most silly and goofy video for goobin' goobers i've ever seen. i am truely going to cause a kerfunkle with this playing
When i saw people start talkign about an Ashswag upload, i figured it was another lie. Like the last 17 times i heard the phrase Ashswag upload. Very pleased to see it wasn't! Can't wait for next years video!
YEARLY ASHSWAG UPLOAD ❤️🔥❤️🔥
Yooo wemmbu
Ur the best
wemmbu try not to comment on every video challenge:
yesssirrrr
W
PIT STOP🏎
hi :D
Hi Mid
Big fan ❤
*kzz kzz*
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Redoons: *leaves*
Ashwagg: I won!
Red: *We* did it!
...
Fr fr 💀💀💀😭
You again, I’ve seen you everywhere
okay dude..
UwU
Fitting considering Ashwagg's Communism Video.
Next video: I Built Flying Planes… Lol
First comment and like? I’ll fix that!
“I built drivable cars”
"I built a chair on which you can sit on" 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I built a wearable shirt
I built non wearable pants
Of course the red guy is in an airship video
Yoo???? It’s the one guy I watched once
Omg it’s Kier
Boosfer!
LOL I KNOW THIS REFERENCE AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
its the green guy in that one airship video
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Yes LeoBook!
YES
no
is this a jojo reference
Leobook
Holy shit. We actually got an Ashswag banger before the end of the year.
6:57 YOOO THEY USED THE PHIGHTING ROBLOX MUSIC IN THIS VIDEO. cool
welcome to ashwag
Hi peeny
Peentar
hi @peentar. im ruining ur 123 like count.hope ur happy. F U AND I HOPE U HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS (had to put that in since chirstmas is soon)
you misspelled his name. think about what you have done. everyone will shame you for millions of years to come, it's not too late.
Kachow indeed
First
indeed
KACHOW
Second reply
lesbian indeed
10:00 ashwag: EVERYONE is a sweaty hardcore player
*literally the first example*: gerg
I’ve literally had a whole life arc since your last video 😭, started working out, making games, was diagnosed with a throat condition, and my birthday is in 6 days, life’s crazy lol
Bros whole career can fit between 2 ash uploads
So real 😭
lmao hope ur ok
@@s0ftweb0982 yea the condition isn’t bad, it effects my voice and my throat is like always hurting and I cough mucus all the time but I’m fine
I started doing canoe polo, climbing, and riding (while geocaching), and quit swimming, sailing, and mountain bike riding. And that’s just the sports
Red being purple in the “redswag” logo is so funny
Your alive! I had my doubts
23 sec
i had no doubts that he was dead
@@Viral.Mediaa.Hub1 also can you shut up lol
average upload schedule is 1 month to 5 years
8 months is not that much
"I knew you were a furry from the day i added you on discord" LMFAO I CANT
lmaoo
timestamp rn
2:43
1:06 THE PAUSE BEFORE SWAGDOONS IM DEAD
I love how he avoided saying the ship name and adding fuel to the fire.
SwaGoons
AHAHA HELP FRRRRRRRRRRRR
he pased saying it lmao
HELP FRRRR
0:11 ...were mods.
True
It Was a mod race duh
@@MiguelRosa-m6g Yeah, that's the point of my comment.
im gonna eat pumpkin mcqueen and no one can stop me
so don’t do that
@@ashswag ill eat the whole thing cooked like pumpkin pie 😈
I gotta agree with bee on that
Giga
20:49 I UNDERSTAND IT NOW 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I UNDERSTAND IT NOW🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥
I UNDERSTAND IT NOW 🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥
This is a cinematic masterpiece. I shed tears of sorrow seeing McQueen fall, and tears of joy seeing McQueen rise again
Ashswag: Don't worry guys I'll fix my upload schedule
Also ashswag: Here's your yearly upload!
but the content is fire so i cant complain
I think this guy just dies and then resurrect every few months
Took 8 months lol
@PalestineBall_Editing just like blox fruits, but one person that has an even worse upload rate.. is coryxkenshin
@@ShinyBlueRockyeah.. wanna know one worse? Well if you didn’t too bad so sad Technoblade doesn’t upload cause yeah.. rip
@@ShinyBlueRock he doesn’t upload much because of college I’m pretty sure
we? there is no we there is I WON 26:30
Yessss
0:56 *Redoons will remember that*
Story mode?
6:58 PHIGHTING MUSIC 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Thank you ashswag" we all say in unison
1:04 Chat he oh so highly knows... SCATTER!!
Rest in peace swagdoo-
*Explodes*
21:44 KACHOW🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
That was legit the funniest shi I've watched in the last half a year😭😭😭
Every time Ash releases a video I forget about all my problems and enjoy.
Ashwag, Car and Minecraft just shouts chaos
and as a fan of all three Im lovin it
Ashwag shouts chaos by being itself
All you need is Ashwagg for chaos
Nobody:
Ashwag: I’m back baby
10:55 me, a dutch person hearing my country referenced in any other context then being tall and basically drowning: yeah baby that's what I have been waiting for!
Lol
you forgot the windmills and the Germans coming over for the weekend to smoke weed
This is a masterpiece the prep the bad start to a save the main battle to being only and to mcqueen having one last push a kickstart to move again after avoiding a fall like speed racer to the win
only took about a year
FOR THIS MASTERPIECE
6:58 PHIGHTING NO WAY
ASHSWAG UPLOAD. YOU CURED MY DEPRESSION. 🎉🎉🎉
how did u give me money
@@ashswagwouldn’t you like to know
@@ashswagbecause ur special
@@ashswag there's a little "thank" button so you can donate to people in the comments
money hungry ahh reply btw
@@ashswagfr bro
16:52 that's mean ash. 🙏💀I would be crying with my fragile self
Ashwagg must've had some REALLY hard math homework!
He’s in college bro it’s hell there he doesn’t have a single math assignment once a week like u probs do
@@JMNplays584it’s a joke calm down bro
@@JMNplays584 Dude, kindergarteners don’t even have 1 math assignment a week. What school did you go to? You clearly need a better education if you think most schools have one math assignment a week buddy.
@@JMNplays584bro your not even in highschool 😭😭😭
As a certified Lightning McQueen fan I approve - SPEED/10
this is the last ashswagg video we’ll be seeing for the next 5 years
ong lmao
I realize now that ashswag seems to hold the charm of our (late) Technoblade. But more unhinged, of course. But with the same social skills.
hearing the phighting ost made me just shocked at the fact that ash has found such a small community of people who can make good music
Where was the ost?
Hello fellow phighting fan!!!!!
The ost is on UA-cam from key after key
Half life, half life 2, portal, portal 2, team fortress 2, guilty gear, and some other games (I dont remember) Are easily the best OSTs
@@Sardarge_ULTRAKILL :)
3:09 finally something that doesn’t ignore gravity
1:12 Redash would have been a good name too. If it was a series, I would have (if I was director or some high role) given a „re dash“ ability. You've already used swag but it’s still a pretty swag name that you two have as a team.
1:19 CAR
Cooler Aerospace Racer
15:41 Physics is good.
16:21 The Kachow Konstant
26:38 Did you draw that yourself? I think it’s good. To any normal person this could seem like a fu silly picture but for people who know who you two are, they take it seriously.
Super Eurobeat AND Lightning McQueen!? Hell yeah
guys don't worry, he was doing his math homework
1:04 the choice to paint RED in purple and SWAG in red is diabolical
from all the peopleof uk we can see that you ashwagg are the best
The Ballad of Ashwagg, the Minecraft King
(Verse 1)
In the land of pixel skies so bright,
Where blocky realms meet day and night,
There rose a force with power untold,
A legend forged in the game's pure gold.
Ashwagg, the name they all did praise,
With a gaze that cut through Minecraft's haze.
His hands did build with strength and might,
As he conquered all within his sight.
(Chorus)
Oh, Ashwagg, the mighty in the land,
With blocks and stone, you take your stand.
The server trembles beneath your gaze,
For you're the ruler of this pixel maze.
No foe too strong, no quest too dire,
Your strength ignites an endless fire.
Ashwagg, the king who rules with pride,
In Minecraft’s world, you will not hide.
(Verse 2)
With a heart as sharp as diamond's gleam,
Ashwagg lived to crush and scheme.
A king, some say, of narcissist might,
Believing in power, in his own right.
A strait and stern, unyielding soul,
A force that could never be controlled.
Every mob, every challenge met,
With Ashwagg’s rule, none could forget.
(Chorus)
Oh, Ashwagg, the mighty in the land,
With blocks and stone, you take your stand.
The server trembles beneath your gaze,
For you're the ruler of this pixel maze.
No foe too strong, no quest too dire,
Your strength ignites an endless fire.
Ashwagg, the king who rules with pride,
In Minecraft’s world, you will not hide.
(Bridge)
Through caves so dark, and skies so vast,
Ashwagg's power built to last.
A castle here, a fortress there,
No other dared to even compare.
With every victory, he'd rise again,
Ashwagg’s reign was never in vain.
A god among blocks, unshaken, proud,
He stood above the gaming crowd.
(Chorus)
Oh, Ashwagg, the mighty in the land,
With blocks and stone, you take your stand.
The server trembles beneath your gaze,
For you're the ruler of this pixel maze.
No foe too strong, no quest too dire,
Your strength ignites an endless fire.
Ashwagg, the king who rules with pride,
In Minecraft’s world, you will not hide.
(Outro)
So here’s to Ashwagg, bold and true,
A Minecraft king with power anew.
With every block and every fight,
He carved his name in digital light.
Ashwagg, the name that all shall see,
A legend in Minecraft, wild and free.
No foe can match his steadfast reign,
In his domain, he shall remain.
"it was never meant to be" what in the l'manburg betrayal is this
My favorite part is when Ash said he was gonna post this in August
THE YEARLY VID IS HERE AND ITS FIRE ASF🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
I almost cried when redoons betrayed you. The comeback was the best i've ever seen. Lightning McQueen would be proud of you.
10:21 clowns gonna come for you after that ash 😭😭😭
11:13 lets all appreciate the gacha vid frfr!!!!
Fr!
Thanks. . . .
@@CivryXD HELPPP
@@zendrawsthis my reaction
exposed/j
alternative title : 26:43 of Ashswag simping on Branzy and somehow not having as bad of an internet connection
6:57 is that Roblox Phighting music I hear?
yessirrr
@@ashswag Legend.
peak music taste.
@@P_exclamationmark facts
stylish stickup my BELOVED
"it was never meant to be" i'm crying rn
you know it's a good decade when ash uploads 🙏
A GOOD DECADE IS CRAZYY.
When you have almost 1m fanbase who need content but you're lowkey just a chill guy
BABE WAKE UP NEW ASHSWAG VID JUST DROPPED
PHIGHTING MUSIC!!!!
watching for ashwag ❌
watching for deanthebean9✅
Watching for ashswag ❌
Watching for deanthebean9 ❌
Watching for 29days_ ✅
Ashswag is arguably the silliest of Minecraft UA-camrs, in the best way! Love watching your videos!
NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY???
SANTA HAS ARRIVED EARLY!
After months.......
Weeekssss.........
Days.......
Hours......
Minutesss........
Seconds....
Of waiting we finally got a new ashsawg video 😊😊😊
Yo he's back after 8 months... See you in 2026
when the world needed him most He UPLOUDED
OH MY GOD??????? HE TRUTHED???????????
omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 asgswag upload 😭😭 in the time since the last one i feel into a pothole, discovered an alien species, defeated the alien species, discovered 5 new awesome media, put some guy in a meat grinder, overthrew 72 different governments, uncovered a scheme from 72 governments trying to assassinate me, ate plastic, got my braces off, graduated school, failed 3 tests, killed 5 ocs, took someone's entire skeleton, named my cat after jerma985, went into the Caves, jumped into a lake, jumped into the void, started a business, committed tax fraud, went bankrupt, made toxic yaoi, watched toxic yaoi, got lost in the dark, ate plastic, crashed my car, ate more plastic, ran red lights, sank a ship, died, came back, was haunted by a ghost, went to hell, killed some random person (no one will ever know), hit someone with my car, made an orbital strike canon, got stuck in a time loop, got stuck in a time loop, got stuck in a time loop, escaped the time loop, was put in jail, got out of jail, noticed the new ashswag upload and now im here 😄😄 watching this video !!!!
24:00 almost made me cry LOL
"We? Who's we? There is no we". Cmon red you left him your weren't on his team
I was waiting for that 😭😭😭
Red and purple always work well with eachother
LETS GOOOO ASHWAAAAG AND REDOOOOOONS
bro came back after a decade, this will go to history books, maybe even to wikipedia
as a silly goober myself i can say with full confidence this is the most silly and goofy video for goobin' goobers i've ever seen. i am truely going to cause a kerfunkle with this playing
Looks like someone finally remembered he had a youtube account
Bro comes back before the end of the year. Makes a banger and Improves his editing again. This man is a legend
You already took over the unstable universe with your invisible mafia 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯🗿
And the wild ashswagg has awoken from its century long hibernation to make a video😂😂😂
Faster than fast, quicker than quick.
Right now.
My guy went from 2022 depressing to 2024 high
"It was Never Meant To Be"
Ere- Wilbu- Ashswag, 2024
7:00 OHMYGUFCMI NG GOD OH MY GOD
Ashwag say car go brrrrr
10:20 I LOVE HOW ASH SAID ABOUT BRANZY OML
New vid makes the drama away
Drama?
This is a legend, the first comment didn’t say first
what
@@VikingDante32 lol
How others fight: uses sword and shield*
Ashswagg: I HAVE THE POWER OF KACHOW AND MCQUEEN ON MY SIDE!
Finally you posted
10:25 bro "air bran zy" makes me laugh so hard😂
Finally he uploaded peak vid cars reference is hilarious and random my childhood
6:10 “🦅🦅🦅🦅” 🔥🗣️🔥
What Parrot, Wifies, Dean, Wemmbu, and Spoke think Ashwag and The Mafia get up to: *Crime.*
What Ashwag and The Mafia *ACTUALLY* get up to:
3:10 GRAVITY:
procedes to show buoyancy
Dude wtf, you can't make me cry, it's Lightning McQueen in Minecraft, how did you make me cry
When i saw people start talkign about an Ashswag upload, i figured it was another lie. Like the last 17 times i heard the phrase Ashswag upload.
Very pleased to see it wasn't! Can't wait for next years video!
This is further proof ashswag is actually the main character
Lightning mcqueen was def the GOAT in the whole Race War thing
Why is this the most cinematic thing I've seen all month
10:54 as a dutch person, were still taller
'DROP THE BOMBS!!!!' - ASHSWAG 2024
"It was never meant to be"
DSMP REFERENCE ?!?!?!??!?!
20:48 I UNDERSTAND IT NOW 🗣️🔥‼️‼️
Ash navigating the McQueen with 2balloons and a helm was a dream fever 🔥🔥🔥