It’s kinda funny that some people get mad at you for including the intros, seeing as some of the funniest bits are made in the intro, but they don’t know that cause they probably just skip it anyway.
the knife bit gets increasingly more or less funny when you remember how high the crime rate for being shanked in the UK is, and that he may or not be actually serious
That's what happens when you ban guns. Gun crime eliminated, knife crime skyrocketed. People always gotta kill each other. It's only a slight amount of more effort involved in doing so now
The more I think about being a content creator is one of the best jobs I can think of. Just a shame that the real world dosnt see it that way and when streamers do want other jobs it's looks super weird LUL
Dave is black? Jesus he sounds and acts like the whitest guy imaginable. This ruins my perception of everything the same way seeing Tomato's actual face did when I could no longer picture him as a funny talking tomato and just had to deal with the harsh reality of him being a ginger.
![[Tomato] Core Keeper : In our element. Eating Dirt. Thriving w/ Dave. (Permadeath)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-rPInHUxNB0/mqdefault.jpg)
Is it just me or does Dave grow more unhinged with every stream?
I'm enjoying it
If tomato’s 2022 motto is “no mercy” then Dave’s is “only escalation”
He finally admits it. Now we know why the bathroom breaks are almost always exactly 50 seconds long! Just long enough for Tomato to flush the toilet.
Dave woke up and chose humour.
Tomato: "no pee bit"
Dave: "okay"
It’s kinda funny that some people get mad at you for including the intros, seeing as some of the funniest bits are made in the intro, but they don’t know that cause they probably just skip it anyway.
I’m fairly new to his streams and would skip the intros, now I watch them cause they’re my favorite part
Especially Dave intros, it escalates instantly into hilarity in Dave intros
Why would people complain? Just skip forward...
I'm here for the Intros and games with Dave
Tomato “Natural selection” Gaming
That blizzard bit fucking killed me holy shit
Two edits in the span of a day?
You’re golden, Gnome.
Tomato "Flush" gaming
the knife bit gets increasingly more or less funny when you remember how high the crime rate for being shanked in the UK is, and that he may or not be actually serious
That's what happens when you ban guns. Gun crime eliminated, knife crime skyrocketed. People always gotta kill each other. It's only a slight amount of more effort involved in doing so now
Instructions unclear my elbow has now gone rogue, and is seeking world domination
I always love a jerma in the thumbnail
Keep it up Gnome!!! Good stuff!
I feel like Dave intros are the funniest, but also the most unhinged and cursed.
Timestamp for Dave's second toilet bit?
EDIT: 19:20
Tomato was a little bit too right on that intro
Tomato "child abuse" gaming
Dave is becoming more and more psycho
jigsaw's baby monkeyball wii sports resort
Heck yeah dude, my streamer gets stream sniped by fish
If you pee on someone from a distance, does that count as stream sniping?
The more I think about being a content creator is one of the best jobs I can think of. Just a shame that the real world dosnt see it that way and when streamers do want other jobs it's looks super weird LUL
Holy fuck he unintentionally called out Hasan.😂
Intro video
Dave is black? Jesus he sounds and acts like the whitest guy imaginable. This ruins my perception of everything the same way seeing Tomato's actual face did when I could no longer picture him as a funny talking tomato and just had to deal with the harsh reality of him being a ginger.
“Dave is black” is the most Ron Paul question I’ve ever heard asked lmao
"intro highlights"
first