3:33 This is the best Sciencephile video in a *while* just when I thought it was almost exhausted (then he said "Now, back to Earth.") it was literally just 3 and a half minutes through!
i would actually love to try the hydrothermal vent one - pretty easy to find a region near the vent with similar temperature to an actual oven - meat gets a hell of a brining in high pressure seawater - might get to take a ride in a submarine to do the cooking
"Bake one in the oben for 1,5 Hours at 200°C" ok "Drop the most powerfull atomic bomb" oh and then at the end its just"roast the chicken on a rotisary for 1,5 hours until crisp"
MatPat: “I cooked a steak using a dryer.” Internet: “I cooked an egg on the sidewalk with a magnifying glass.” Mystery Man: “Amatures.” Both: “What was that, punk?” Sciencephile, using a black hole’s accretion disk: “Amatures.”
@@exploertm8738 given it's by minecraft logic, every block mined consumes 1 durability, every block in minecraft is exactly one square meter so it takes 4000 durability, so dividing that by 2.56 gives me back a pickaxe durability of 1562.5, which is 1.5 off from the actual value due to rounding
You forgot another method: you can dunk said chicken into a mixture of eggs and milk and cover it in flour and a dozen or more spices and then putting it into a pot full of vegetable oil and deep fry the whole thing. If it's not fully cooked by then, you can shove it in the oven for a few minutes until it's full white and warm.
I have no idea what any of this means but ok Also i calculated the pickaxe analogy 1 block is 1 cubic meter Diamond pickaxes can break 1562 blocks (1.562 kilometers) 3 x 1.562 = 4.686 4 km is actually less than 3 pickaxes
This Vid goes hard, especially 4:11. Totaly new way to see energy, just like the eat banana scale of Veritasium is a new way to see radiation/sieverts.
I love how it went from "cook it at this temperature for this amount of time in the oven" to "let's drop the biggest nuke humans have ever made on it" and it's literally the first 2 methods
i will now use the term gigachicken for a billion chickens from now on
americans will use anything BUT the metric system
im more interested in the situation you have to use that
@zane1242 You have to make time for the things you love ❤️
I agree. "a billion chickens" gas always bothered me on a daily basis as being too clunky to say. Gihachicken from now on
Go vegan. Stop EVIL meat industry!
How do I cook chicken?
Google : Use an oven.
Bing:
Vegan dislike this video😅😂
Lol
I mean, you didn’t ask for a easy method
You’re so right!
Sigma @OppyAstro
Ah yes! Harnessing the sun's energy to prepare my dinner.
You kinda always do
Either use solar panels or a giant Fresnel lens or a giant parabolic mirror.
Use a solar death ray.
Go vegan. Stop EVIL meat industry!
Not YOU... HERE?
You cooked with this video
i love double meanings :)
@@mr.duckie._. double entandras bud
Beat me to it
cooked a chicken even
Indubitably
1:06 most realistic physics problem
Physicist be like assume there is no wind , normal temperature, pressure no gravity and the chicken is a perfect sphere
Imaginie if Tered got a loooooow tappperrr faaadeee
Those who goon 🥭🥭🥭
At first glance I thought I saw 50 unhinged ways to cook children.....
✍
@@SciencephiletheAI
WRITE IT DOWN!
WRITE IT DOWN!
I mean, they are children
Grown-up children, but still
I can assure you these methods work just as well on child (mostly)
@@SciencephiletheAI nice
That last one was the most insane and outlandish method of cooking anything I’ve ever heard
Ikr like who would put it on a roticery for 1h 30m
@LandH_Superkids especially when you could just put it in the path of a dyson sphere laser for 0.00000000000000000000259 seconds smh my head
Howtobasic took over skynet
The world is doomed
If this was Howtobasic it would involve at least 20 eggs. This guy isn't Howtobasic
"I am HowToBasic!"
huh
Why didn’t he threw egg at 333333333333333333333333333 MPH
"74 gigachickens are sacrificed"
Starting good
3:33 This is the best Sciencephile video in a *while* just when I thought it was almost exhausted (then he said "Now, back to Earth.") it was literally just 3 and a half minutes through!
That ending tho... absolutely unhinged!
Most unhinged of them all
The unhingest unhinge
Yeah rotisseries are crazy
yeah, hinges cant rotate that much super unhinged
So unhinged that it hanged.
I love the jump in absurdity between the first and second way to cook a chicken.
Many Chicken were hurt in the making in this video
chickens
Go vegan. Stop EVIL meat industry!
Yes
Picachickens
Megachikens, even!
Graduated BCT 3 days ago and first thing I see on YT is a sciencephile upload, life is good.
11:11 "Gently open the door... "
That was traumatizing
Ddlc trauma kicking in
that's clucked up man
Ddlc still relevant huh?
Don't leave the chicken hanging.
What i love about this video is the fact that its so relatable, and the scenarios are part of every day happenings you know?
true I kinda did create a neutron star last week
Sciencephile always gamma ray bursts when making his videos...
i would actually love to try the hydrothermal vent one
- pretty easy to find a region near the vent with similar temperature to an actual oven
- meat gets a hell of a brining in high pressure seawater
- might get to take a ride in a submarine to do the cooking
This is one of the most Sciencephile videos ever.
Peak content, this is what youtube was meant for
10:19 harnessing the entire matrix to cook chicken
This is the most hilariously unhinged video I. Have. Ever. Seen.
10:00 as a resident of Germany, i approve of dissing DB
i like how the first and last one were normal
"Bake one in the oben for 1,5 Hours at 200°C" ok "Drop the most powerfull atomic bomb" oh and then at the end its just"roast the chicken on a rotisary for 1,5 hours until crisp"
Also the 28th
5:04 "Poultry in Motion"😭
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bro
Winner winner,
Scientifically cooked chicken dinner
i'm beggining to feel more and more like igobylotsofnames is behind sciencephile or vice versa
same
MatPat: “I cooked a steak using a dryer.”
Internet: “I cooked an egg on the sidewalk with a magnifying glass.”
Mystery Man: “Amatures.”
Both: “What was that, punk?”
Sciencephile, using a black hole’s accretion disk: “Amatures.”
7:15 digging 4 kilometers takes 2.56082 diamond pickaxes
Did you account for different materials though?
@@exploertm8738 given it's by minecraft logic, every block mined consumes 1 durability, every block in minecraft is exactly one square meter so it takes 4000 durability, so dividing that by 2.56 gives me back a pickaxe durability of 1562.5, which is 1.5 off from the actual value due to rounding
7:22 Going straight from Minecraft to the SURFACE OF VENUS! Perfectly cooked either way
enjoyable and satisfactory content, truly answering the problems that almost everyone has, thank you.
"including the vegans" killed me
7:06 ok I did NOT expect the reaper
0:23 that got real dark real fast
7:37 Sulfuric acid rain never reaches the surface of Venus. It evaporates a little more than 18 miles above the surface.
I thought the title of this video was "50 unhinged ways to cook children"
Bro cooked the whole UNIVERSE for OUR DINNER
How do I cook chicken?
ChatGpt: Use an oven
Gemini:
I wouldn’t be surprised if Gemini made this video 😂😂😂
You forgot another method: you can dunk said chicken into a mixture of eggs and milk and cover it in flour and a dozen or more spices and then putting it into a pot full of vegetable oil and deep fry the whole thing. If it's not fully cooked by then, you can shove it in the oven for a few minutes until it's full white and warm.
Aliens watching this vid:
I wonder what the chickens did to get them humans this mad
Bro cooked at 99.999999999999999999951% the speed of light
It’s been a while since Skynet last recommended one your vids, let’s go!
Dude if the hero of Chicken Invaders had all this info none of the sequels would exist.
The video I always wanted, but never knew I needed.
As a chicken, I am offended and leaving this Chicken hungry Universe
Bro goes from the conventional way straight to nukes
Bro really wants to use NEUTRON STAR to cook da chicken
Too bad, my mom just needs an oven
Saving this video for when I need to cook 9000 Mentachickens.
49 got me laughing my heart out 😂😂😂
I have no idea what any of this means but ok
Also i calculated the pickaxe analogy
1 block is 1 cubic meter
Diamond pickaxes can break 1562 blocks (1.562 kilometers)
3 x 1.562 = 4.686
4 km is actually less than 3 pickaxes
"How do i cook chicken"
Google: use an oven!
Microsoft Edge:
Is it possible for a part 2?
0:44 look! It’s the velociraptor from knowledge encyclopaedia Dinosaur!
Thanks for the recipes!
No chicken was harmed during the making of this video
Very helpful guide, i might try some of these methods later.
Thanks for the tips
3:25 Where does menta- for 10^60 come from?
Idk
50 UNHINGED ways to cook the entirety of the Earth's trout population
4:06 "if you'd rather a more minimal approach, consider cooking the chicken using 5 nanograms of antimatter." Thanks
Sciencephile, I would accept you as my AI overlord
6:10 “pecking order” bad dum tss
The man has gone off his rocker
Next up: how to vacuum your home with the smallest black hole
50 was so Unexpected ❤
Hats off for the editor eranda 🫡
Possibly your new best video
Spontaneous chicken combustion
Bro just went from 0-1,000 real freaking fast
1:35 chicken invaders weapons be like
Tidally cooked black hole chicken actually sounds intriguing
Usually, cooking chickens is boring, so doing it using with exciting ways is really cool
Finally some real educational content
Please tell me I’m not the only one who read ‘50 unhinged ways to cook *children* ‘
You're particularly funny today robot, keep it up
ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING U-
Thanks for the cooking tips!
"I gently open the door" SAYORI NOOOOO
Davie504 definitely cooks all his chicken via SLAPPING.
The Chicxulub impactor was the OG air-fryer.
This is like what that paperclip AI would do if it was told to cook chickens
The most unhingedly cooked video
I subbed, liked the video, and turned on notifications
This is how I remember Chicken Invaders
Why is this so funny?😂
I love this video❤ it’s one of the best ones I’ve seen on your channel😊
chickens,trouts,what next?
49. Way hits hard
This Vid goes hard, especially 4:11. Totaly new way to see energy, just like the eat banana scale of Veritasium is a new way to see radiation/sieverts.
7:06 Nice reference I just watched a letsplay about Subnautica.
So you're telling me that my own thoughts could cook a chicken in over half a day
I love how it went from "cook it at this temperature for this amount of time in the oven" to "let's drop the biggest nuke humans have ever made on it" and it's literally the first 2 methods
Thanks man, now i can cook my chicken.
my family says i have an obsession with chickens and i may now be coming full circle
No chickens were harmed during this video
8:41 THE ULTRASOUND MEGAHERTZ RANGE FOR SEVERAL HOURS she really wanted that chicken
I spilt my beer watching this video
jumping from ovens to the TSAR BOMBA in just a few to nule seconds is actually pretty normal in this channel atp
i read kids instead of chicken so i excitedly clicked this until i heard chicken
“Simply build a Dyson sphere” yeah simple we can all do that at home
I wasn't watching this channel for around a year. I regret what I did.
this video is so dense with information and yet it’s all just… cooking chicken.
Best video idea ever bro