"Yes hello, these are my two children Malice and Larrsony, I'd like to get them registered for kindergarten." imagine the terror of the principal at two very normal five year olds with very not normal names.
well can't be worse than a few yrs ago my friend pete and his gf at the time had 2 girls and he's like the second one were naming her pepper and some of us were like no she'll get made fun of im like yup i can see it now: hey salt where's the pepper 😂 he's like no I'll make people scared of me
My husband, wives, and I have a tradition of naming our kids after Final Fantasy characters (we're 5 deep with 2 more on the way) and a name I have been obsessed with for years is Paine. She's a badass from FFX-2.
"It doesn't get better" 😂😂
You guys are hilarious and so cute!
"I was homeschooled" 💀
"Yes hello, these are my two children Malice and Larrsony, I'd like to get them registered for kindergarten."
imagine the terror of the principal at two very normal five year olds with very not normal names.
My man was just thinking of crimes lmao
Barren is so incredibly ironic that it circles back around to be good lol
My mom's friend wanted to name her daughter Diarrhea Chandelier when she was little.
For me, it would be lasagna
Ok but Larsony is so cute 😭
Change up the spelling and feign ignorance. Larceny.
It's like officer Diaria from Hannah Montana
That’s like the name “Candida”. It’s a real name but means yeast like yeast infection.
I actually love Gallery
I have a friend named barron, never thought of it as barren.
I think I like Miission for name...LOL
These are great.
You should have Pepto as an alternative to Diarrhea!! Ha.
To be fair, some of these could be legitimate names! I think some of them sounded pretty
I know a Baron, I know an Arson and I know a Passion
i stand by lucifer being a wonderful name if not for… lucifer
🤣💀
Lucifer means Light Bearer
How about "Parasol" or "Anakin"
Barren spelled Barron is a good name.
I had a friend who wanted Miasma until I told him to look it up.
well can't be worse than a few yrs ago my friend pete and his gf at the time had 2 girls and he's like the second one were naming her pepper and some of us were like no she'll get made fun of im like yup i can see it now: hey salt where's the pepper 😂 he's like no I'll make people scared of me
My husband, wives, and I have a tradition of naming our kids after Final Fantasy characters (we're 5 deep with 2 more on the way) and a name I have been obsessed with for years is Paine. She's a badass from FFX-2.
Arson fr
Years ago, I got a proposal from a girl whose name is Jezebel. Recently I came across a girl whose name is Delicious!!!
Poor child🤣🤣🤣 s/he totally has nuts parents😂
I Love Bineá
Arson and Barren I actually like
There's at least one boy named Barron
Honestly lots of element names but specifically americium
lol
I actually worked with a “Larceny”. She worked 2nd shift Front Desk, and I was the night auditor….that was forever and a day ago.
I always thought Jezebel was the most beautiful name on earth. It's a shame it has such a negative connotation behind it.
Melody
Rubella ❤ (my cat’s name)
I know of someone who named his son Arson .
😂
Arsen -> Our son
I know an albanian boy named Arson. And he is almost as likeable as his name. 😮
Larceny
I know someone named Passion
😂😂😂
i know a kid named larson
You needed to siphillis clamydia and candida
I like the Gallery please name he or she okay please
Barren -> Barron