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What Have You Broken During the Act? | Sarah Millican
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- Опубліковано 15 сер 2024
- Let’s talk about sex, or more importantly, what you have broken during the act. Just be careful not to mistake a lamb for a lamp!
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Taken from Chatterbox Live - In the year that saw her nominated for two British Comedy Awards, complete a nationwide sell-out tour and become a regular face on the UK’s top comedy shows, Sarah Millican has ascended to become one of the nation’s best-loved comedians. Recorded in London in 2011, Chatterbox Live invites you to enter the wonderful world of Sarah Millican - where living alone drives your parents mad; where a cup of tea in the bath is the epitome of luxury and where free family planning clinic condoms make perfect stocking fillers.
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I love how she calls people "flower" precious little foul mouthed gem she is
Tbh, that’s just what those of us in north east England do
That's just standard Geordie talk, along with "petal" and such.
I love it! She does the voice over at couch to 5k and she calls you flower st the end 🥰
@Wade Church flower is just a G-rated way of calling you a twat!
@@NatandGeorge not hers, her insult name is “Pet” :P
It is always so sweet when Sarah calls someone "Love" or "Flower".
@Bryan Ryan whiny incel spotted
Or "pet"
@@Mafukoful 😂
I don’t know about everywhere else, but they are common terms of endearment in England!!
I personally tend to call children “luvvie”, young adults “chick” and everyone else upto my age “love”. But NEVER use any of these on anyone older than me. I just think that would be patronising!!! 😬
@sbjkd Not many UK comedians do.
I like the way she has a laugh with the audience like they're her mates.
I think that’s awesome too.
That's my fave thning of her gigs. . .infectious fun. . .
Life goal- being called "Flower" by Sarah Millican!
The fleet admin lady at my old job used to call me flower, that’s the closest I’ll ever be lol
"Im just guessing but are you quite posh? "🤣🤣
no ... but all my tables are dessert tables hahaha
@@billshaffer9689 I wonder if the 'posh' lady meant the dessert cart at a restaurant. . .?
She might wear glasses, but her hearing is extraordinary.
It's the acoustics of the theatre, they are built that way
because they´re two separate senses
@@hereisajakualin4344 it was a reference
@@ricejuice8982 Is it from PLL?
@@pemeliie I was thinking courage the cowardly dog lmao
We put candles all over the room to make it romantic, so in the middle of the session, I kicked one of them lighting up a pillow that was out of place, when we finally noticed, the pillow was in flames so quickly as we could we took it to the bathroom and dumped it in the bathtub, we solved the problem and managed not to set off the alarms, the next day we had to take it out of the building from the lift to the lobby and then outside to a dumpster in the corner without being noticed by the hotel staff, I felt I was hiding and disposing a body.
Hahaha that's an awesome story!!
And after you checked out was your credit card billed for the pillow and case that you “stole”?
HAAAAAAAA THATS RICH !!
How can someone be so sweet and adorable and still be hilariously funny joking freely about the most intimate things? She is a true star. Should be more famous.
I just realized that her delivery is like music. It reminds me of a book i read that flows and i don’t want it to be over. It was a thousand pages with footnotes.
What was the name of the book?
@@TomNoles007 oh! I didn’t realize that i never mentioned the title. Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.
@@tats_sacs Thank you so much for replying! I'll check it out 👍
Best stand up I've ever seen and I've seen many over the years. Quick witted, naturally funny and warm.
A bed.
A banjo string (not mine, obvs)
A rear-seat headrest.
Wind.
oh, my gosh, woman, you are REAL!!! LMAO!!! Im keeping my 85-yr-old Mother occupied w your shows during this mess. We laugh for hours some nights, and you are a breath of fresh air right now. ...without the mask! I hope that you are well. Stay safe, stay sane.THANK YOU for the laughs and the truth!
Coq au vin. Sounds like a euphemism for dogging
Comedian apart, she proves to be a convincing crowd communicative person.
Her audience participation is the best!
I've seen this clip so many times and I still wince when Sarah mentions the lad with the broken banjo string haha
I don't think I want to know
I snapped mine decades ago. It was sore for weeks. Still broken.
When I was a lad, it was called the fiddling string, its terrifying when you switch on the light after, (I was young, so battled on like a hero ) and you're covered in blood. Fun Fact..... you lose a lot of blood from an erect penis.
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@@terencejay8845Ooooooouuucheeeeeee 😢😅
She has the loveliest smile. I ought to disapprove but she’s such a sweetie!
I could never disapprove of Sarah. She's just amazing.
Cute little nose, too!
@@arthurvasey Cute everything, at least all the parts you can see.
I love listening to her. She has a Ms Doubtfire thing happening, but prettier.
She's beautiful.
The BEST medicine ever x x x Fabulous lift on Friday the 13th.
My face hurts from laughing so hard! She says what I think sometimes...
Sarah, I love to hear your ever-so-sweet voice. You sound far too lovely and genteel to be telling these stories. I'm sure that's part of your charm. - An American fan
I don't think I've ever heard a Geordie be described as genteel before 😂
Sarah should tour the US, she seems to have loads of fans over there ! ❤
The guy with the bloody nose story is BEAUTIFUL!
I just love the way your audiences will just join in with abandon. It says a huge amount about the complete abandon that you are able to encourage that. Brilliant. Cheers. x
Sure beats watching the news today 😊😊
Careful, this video might go viral. :))
@@lesmatthew6051 wow that comment reads differently now
I luv it when she cracks herself up..👍🍺
She makes me smile alot...😘
Her pointing out that he should like it is still my favorite part.
7:36.... that audience member's laugh is the purest form of laughter ever... so so so infectious...
she’s hilarious, rarely do I burst out laughing while watching UA-cam but with her it happened to me multiple times 🤣
I love her expressions, they totally add to her stories, love her!
She is so genuine. She seems to really like her audiences.
I love that she clearly loves people and life.
She's so cute, picturing her in the throws of passion and giving commentary makes me double over with laughter 🤣😂🤣😁
A 50 + female client was proud she and her boyfriend had broken the sofa frame during sex. Several months later they broke the other side of the same sofa !
I & my gal were 45 wen we crashed a double bed to the floor. I had to buy a new one before she visited again. . . (next day delivered & set up)
Coq au vin. Sounds like a euphemism for dogging
Great comedian! I love the interaction with the audience
I just love love love your sense of humor you are delightful...bought my spirits right up laughing!!!!!!!!!!🇺🇸
Being American, I had to look up a bit of these slang terms. lol. So damn funny!
I looked up banjo string, & I cringed. . . never happened to me thankfully. . .
I’m with Sarah all my tables are Desert Tables!!! 🍰🍰🍰
I love her warmth.
Bed frames and blown out box springs with my husband 🤣🤣🤣 many bumps, bruises, scratches and not many places or surfaces we havent "broke in"
How... does she do.... what she does! LEGEND💗
In college my partner and I broke a Queen size waterbed. The side slate broke away and we rolled out with the mattress. Thank God the bladder didn't break or we would have been swimming out the bedroom door.
Lmao that guy with the broken vessel story. Omg! 😆😆😆😆🩸🩸🩸🩸
I have seen this before but I had to laugh all over again!
@Wendy Cook 😊
When she wondered if it was "lamp" or "lamb" I imagined a poor, wee, innocent lamb walking into the room while two adult humans were going at it, and the poor thing getting scarred for life. And then one of the humans being like "I think you broke him. I think you broke my lamb."
I’ve been on a binge of your videos and just love them can’t get enough you’re so damn funny! My girl broke something on me 20+ years ago in my younger days. I was going down on her and apparently tickled her somehow and she need me in the nose and broke it! Had to go to the hospital. The doctor wanted to know how it happened so I had to tell him my mom showed up and she found out wasn’t funny at the time but I can laugh about it now.😵💫 great video though keep up the great work🤩♥️♥️♥️
I love this comedian can't wait to see her live xxxx
You bugger, I'm in stitches again.....xx
Merci !
Thank you for being you !
Hello, I’m a little late to the party, I just stumbled upon your UA-cam videos, you are so funny, I just watched the full Chatterbox. I’m from the US. Love you, thanks for making me laugh! 🤓🥰😂
Too funny, thanks! The backdrop is 🤣too. ❤
You always raise my spirits. Thanks!
Sarah, I just LOVE your humor and unflappable wit!!!
Sarah brings me so much joy.
The Mood when I overdid it with the Lube.
🤣
The best part is the end "his spirit"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When this video was over, I said, "Awwwww," with disappointment and surprise! I was so into it that I forgot it would be over at some point! ... That sentence wouldn't _break_ a man's spirit, but it might _raise_ it!
She’s such a charming hoot of a woman! Thank you m’dear for the laughs
Honestly, if a girl played a banjo and gave me even something remotely close to bedroom eyes, id be sold. "Not a sexy instrument," my ass. XP
Agreed, but she has to play Dueling Banjos from Deliverance
This woman is a diamond 😂😉
My husband broke my crystal candelabra. That changed the mood fast.
Mary poppins talking dirty is absolutely adorable
I used to teach adult development and aging, and we talked about sex in adulthood. One of the students volunteered that her grandpa had broken his foot on his honeymoon at 81. I was celebrating the active elders, but the 19-20 year olds were groaning and cringing! Had to laugh. Still wonder how they thought they came into being!
They were all miracle babies.
THANKYOU...... I've just found your absobloodylutely hilarious you tube videos......especially now in these shit times with love and thanks from Bunbury western Australia x x
Cried so much of laughter 😭😂 I think the cats hate me now!
Was on top of a dryer, knocked a glass bottle of dog shampoo off the shelf over the dryer, both looked over at the shattered glass on the floor... "Yeah I'm gonna ignore that" went back to it
I needed a good giggle, you gave me one, thank you!
What a funny, beautiful soul
I recall an incident on a road which had been 'straightened out' by the council over time, and the old bits were now lay-bys set back from the main road. Some of these were regularly used at night for 'amorous encounters'. One such evening, and couple were at it in a lay-by, both stripped off naked (because it was a warm evening) and he was on top. Suddenly, his back went and he couldn't move without triggering intense pain. They began calling for help and a couple in another car nearby came to see what was amiss. To cut a long story short, the Police, ambulance and fire brigade were called and, after a bit of head-scratching and a huddle between the emergency staff, it was finally decided that the only solution was to remove the roof of the car and lift the man out onto a spinal board and then to hospital. So, without further ado, the fire brigade lads got their tools out, mainly consisting of a large set of hydraulic cutters. They laid a balnket over the couple to avoid any injury from broken glass and then cut the four pillars of the roof and lifted it off. The man was carefully lifted out and the lady got dressed. That was the end of the story - except for the lady who had been in coitus interruptus. She had to go home and explain why her car now had no roof .... to her husband.
"A man's spirit." 😂😂😂😂
Sarah at her best, roll on the new DVD of the tour 21/22
I actually did have to Google "banjo string" .. lol
I love you flower! I could fall sleep to your voice.
Someone in my college broke their arm when she and her partner got too vigorous and she went off the edge of the loft bed and hit the wooden desk and chair on the way down
Banjo String and Achilles are the body part names that cripple me. Just the thought of them snapping makes me feel weird in that location.
Please come to Canada!!!! We love you 😃
Was the car moving?
Yeah it was ROCKIN’
Omg crying with laughter and how do I get that fit guys number (older guy) ???🤣
The best one I came across was a couple who were having a shag in a car parked in a secluded lay-by. He was on top and, during 'the act' his back went and he was in agony and couldn't move. He was a big chap and she couldn't lift him off. Fortunately, depending on which way you look at it, there was another couple in the layby also in the process of coitus. They heard the shouts and screams of the other couple and went to investigate. The solution they came up with was to call the Fire Brigade. Call the Fire Brigade and they automatically inform the police control room as a matter of policy. This is where I came in. We all attended and found this couple, both naked, and stuck in the car. A bit of head-scratching by the fire chaps and the solution was decided upon. They would cut the roof off the car and lift the man off her and transfer him to a body board and into an ambulance - which was then called as well. Out came the hydraulic cutting equipment and they severed all four of the roof pillars and lifted the roof off. The man was carefully placed onto a body board, secured and then put in the ambulance. That left the lady - who, aside from being naked with about a dozen male emergency service workers, then had to go back home and explain why her car no longer had a roof - to her husband !!!
The ending 👌😂😂
theres still guys i know telling me women aint funny when theres stuff like this out there
I sure like your comedy. Thank you😎
She is an astonishing wit. Very clever indeed.
I had no idea what it was! Googled it and oh my effing God! Going to tell my man this is possible only to watch him turn green in the face!!!
hands down the funnyest woman on earth
A very natural brilliant entertainer 👍
She makes me laugh so hard.
I had to Google banjo string. 😆
I wonder if blood vessel guy and coq au vin guy were there together. 😂
I broke my bank account. Clean empty.
Simp
As it turns out, that’s just _being_ broke.
Thank you for your stories
Wondering how calling my work mates flower would go over xo
Im sure he wouldn't mind
@Daniel Slavin 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolute smut, and I love it.
Does a tree branch IN THE TREE count? We climbed up to pick acorns and, well, let's just say the branch wasn't as sturdy as we wanted. I'm not with that boyfriend any longer but it was a fun relationship while it lasted
Sarah you make me laugh every time I watch you absolutely hilarious
My big toe and a kitchen table. Oh, the memories.
Ive only ever been part of breaking a bed but i have a friend whos head ended up smashing through a window 😂😂😂
Love Sarah!
Having sex in a old car... lmfao that 1 was my favorite
I once snapped my string, only noticed when we wondered where the blood came from🤣
Best part of the week...new Sarah Millican cli
*Clip
Brilliant! Thanks for the laughs :)
The land lord: This lamp is f****
😂