I wish I could remember the title but, the worst Original Xbox game for me was this detective game that took place in two time periods. You played a female detective tracking a serial killer her great great grandfather was also tracking. Mysterious😮. I rage quit the game when I had to figure out a gingerbread man recipe. I’m not joking, each ingredient had to be measured and added according to symbolically what makes the gingerbread man a “man”. This happens in the first hour after investigating a murder scene.
Oh my god! I totally forgot that I played Still Life until reading your description. I was so excited to play it but it was truly abysmal. Would you believe that was the SECOND game... in a TRILOGY!?
Always felt that Kabuki Warriors is a flawed yet sorely misunderstood game. Definitely not "worst game ever" levels of bad, but there are better choices out there.
@@user-wt2mo9eb6i I've got $7 into a complete copy of it. I'm sure I can find $7 of value/fun into it. That's how I judge the worth of my time with it. If I can get much fun, it's worth that cost. 💪🏻
i honestly really like the concept. imagine a game with that premise but with a weapon-based fighting game system as good as soul calibur... that would actually be interesting
I remember buying Drake of the 99 dragons at a gamestop several years ago for 25 cents. Cashier said that I'm over paying. Played it for ten minutes and had to throw up. On the bright side, a friend from work was collecting video games and said that he was looking for it. I was going to give it to him, but when I announced that I had it, the guy cut me off and said he would give me 5 dollars for it. So that's how Drake made me lose my lunch and helped me buy a new one.
@melon4200 Yes, I did. The fast-moving camera in the game, complete with the visuals and a full meal beforehand, made me literally vomit. Had to cover my eyes a bit for the game in the video section.
It interesting that most of the worst games on here actually seem like really good games on paper. Like, Kabuki inspired fighting game. A children's platformer where you play as a troop on mice. Third person shooter with parkour and 2000s comic book graphics. Those sound really fun. It's just the execution of them all.
Bubbling under on the worst list is Chicago Enforcer. It's ridiculously unfair; enemies will pop out of nowhere and wreck you with perfect accuracy like a DarkSim.
Kabuki Warriors looks incredibly simple, but also a bit satisfying with an interesting concept. Sneakers looks incredibly cozy, if a bit bland. Drake of the 99 Dragons will always be legendary. They will never get me to hate it. The other two just look awful. Who’s idea was it to put heart attacks as a racing game mechanic lol.
This was a enjoyable concept, going after low scores games on the Xbox! I haven't heard of any of them, but you covered them well, with excellent gameplay of each! One of the worst rated Xbox games that I personally love & think is quite good is a official George Romero "Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddler's Green" & was created with the then new movie in mind which it's loosely based on. When seeing the movie opening week at the theater, they showed the video game as a preview before they showed the actual film. It is a original Xbox console exclusive, but also on PC. I was a diehard PS2 gamer then but as I absolutely adore Romero's several famous Zombie films like "Dawn of the Dead" I saw in 1978, I had to play "Land of the Dead", so that was my excuse to buy my first Xbox & the game did not disappoint! Years later with the advent of the internet the game got destroyed by numerous jaded game reviews at that time, but I never knew it was considered bad until years later. It is certainly janky but is still a fantastic & somewhat disturbing zombie game. The harder the difficulty you set, the faster & more aggressive the zombies come at you, it was ahead of it's time as simplistic as it looks. The zombie noises & eerie electronic music really makes the experience. I can't recommend it enough, it is one of the most subjective "bad games" I've ever played. I made a video years ago picking out low Metacritic scored games I really enjoyed, which made for a entertaining video montage!
do you remember the Deadliest Warrior fighting games? They were simple but me and my bro loved playing them. The dismemberment was pretty cool and different weapons etc
I remember really wanting to try Drake and the 99 Dragons. But then i saw the reviews. A few days ago i finally saw a copy at a retro game store and its been on my mind to go back and get it. But i feel like thats a terrible idea
That "New Legends" game that you said was worse than Sneakers got actually halfway decent reviews, comparatively, but the failure of sales actually stopped that studio from making a Sam & Max title. And considering that studio was made up of lots of LucasArts veterans on the squad, I think we could've been relatively hopeful for their efforts in that specific type of game, that LucasArts did so well for so many years. I don't have a point to any of this just thought it was kind of interesting. Enjoyed the video! First one I've seen from your channel. Thanks for making it! 👍
16:13 actually, another game did this first. This was implemented in Jet Moto (1996) for PS1, and it felt great there. This mechanic would return in the other two Jet Moto games, both also on PS1
Most of these games weren't as bad as they were labeled, just came out at the wrong time in the wrong format. Kabuki Warriors' 'simple combat' comes from Samurai Spirits, where the game focuses on footsies and big hits over combos. Deadliest Warrior did this better, but without Kabuki, wouldn't have been possible. And the other games would've had a better review had they waited to be Xbox Live Arcade titles and not 60 dollar games. Speaking of Nezmix, the game is so unfairly judged. The west wasn't used to "weird Japanese games" as it is nowadays. It was sure simple, but the game still featured great graphics for its time, an amazing soundtrack (the intro theme in Japanese: Magical Eyes by Folder 5 is such a banger), but not only that, the voices aren't "rat squeaks"; it's fully dubbed in Japanese. How many games of that era can you name with fully voiced characters? Out of all games in this list, it's one that deserves to return.
Interesting coverage for these five titles. Yeah, I only known from searching them at a cursory glance and assuming they don’t have anything to offer…yet, I often gravitate toward Sneakers for some unknown peculiar reason. I guess seeing the graphic being not bad and some good music alongside the title being at least playable in a mix of a 2D platformer with elements of fighting really surprised me. It doesn’t have that much going on outside of that…but it’s not as glitchy or unfinished compared to the others on this list. Kabuki Warrior had a very good premise of a Kabuki theatre fighting game and I wished to have loved to see how Genki doing more with this if they had more development time…shame it’s not content rich enough though. The others don’t have much to say, although the idea of an automated track feature sounds amazing had it been better executed in a better title than Pulse Racer. And of course Drake of the 99 Dragons is still very much….an extremely difficult game to come back and I don’t think the 2018 PC version can simply fix the issues of the bad level design.
On another side note was that Genki also developed Kakuto Chojin and that one was also lambasted by critics and was recently reviewed by Digital Foundry more recently too. It’s pretty interesting…
The mouse game wasn't as bad, just people weren't used to 'weird Japanese' games. Just see the amount of games that were never released outside of Japan due to that, like Doshin the Giant.
Only ever played the demo for Drake, but as a 10 year old that loved The Matrix (ostensibly because of the action, didn't have a clue of what the film was actually about, lol), i thoight the game was cool as hell. Thinking about it, i recognized the game wasnt great (the controls really werent intuitive) but appreciated the attempt and enjoyed what it was trying to do, which i think kickstarted my love for weird, janky games that had ambition but failed the execition, like Alone in the Dark 2008. Either way, great video, thanks for shining a light on some games I'd never heard of!
Alone In The Dark 2008’s real time inventory system was such a neat idea. Doing away with menus entirely and just having your character check his pockets. I’m surprised no else has tried this. If I had to guess, it’s too animation heavy to make it work without glitching nowadays.
Sneakers being made by Media Vision is so odd. I agree with you that the game isn't nearly as horrible as reviewers claimed. The soundtrack is excellent
The music has a cute charm to it! I seriously think a big issue with it for many at the time was that it took place on a 2D plane and people really wanted it be a 3D platformer.
Just got my copy of Kabuki Warriors today, thanks to this video. Im a firm believer that video games are art first. And that game looked amazing as far as art direction and game mechanics go. Definitely unique
Idk if that Bruce Lee game was an exclusive but it’s the worst Xbox game I ever owned or played. I got it on launch full price and electronics boutique only gave me 15 in credit back within a week 😂
Drake of the 99 Dragons don't seem that bad to me, I love 3rd Person shoot em ups, like Max Payne, Dead To Rights, Devil May Cry etc. So I'll check this out, see for myself.
hey i loved the Shrek game, it was rough for sure but it had some positive aspects to it. Game got brutally hard at the end though i never beat it as a kid
Me and one of my best friends back in high school used a free rental to check out Drake of the 99 Dragons AFTER seeing a scathing review for it on X-Play (which I believe at the time was STILL ON TechTV). Upon hitting the start button at the main menu, we proceeded to laugh for the next 20 minutes until TEARS were coming out of our eyes. 😂
I think that Sneakers was a good game! I mean it was easy, but it was unique and charming. I also liked Kabuki Warriors, but I only played the demo. How much are both of these games nowadays? I have an original Xbox (well it’s my dad’s lol) and want to get more games for it!
I had Kabuki Warriors as a little 11 year Asian culture stan and I loved it. It's not good, but I had lots of fun with it. That "EEE-YOOOOOO" will forever be burned into my brain.
You forgot to mention how in kabuki warriors, all you need to do to win is to hold the stick left or right and mash A. Instant win essentially every time.
It’s more acceptable to be a Sony fanboy these days. Both Sony and Microsoft are trash now though. I will say at least Microsoft makes some older games backwards compatible unlike Sony.
I don’t know if you have played 7 days to Die but it’s brutal. Zombies spawn on your head or 20 of them will run out of a closet? If you drive over a rock or stick in your vehicle it takes tons of damage. You can path the zombies like lemmings, they are beyond simple. And the game took 12 years to make it this bad.
Oh man I remember Pulse Racer. Was genuinely curious in trying it again thinking that I was bad due to being a kid back then. Glad to see it wasn't my age related skill issues
I remember playing a demo disc of a bunch of games and drake was one of them, and as a kid i thought i liked it lol, def would like to see a full review on that.
God, I remember Stake: Fortune Fighter when I was little, I honestly thought it wasn’t truly awful personally. But that was my opinion when I was little.
I can't believe that Bruce Lee quest of the dragon wasn't nominated as not only the worst Xbox original game, but as 1 of the worst video games in history.
@@HenryStudioCA EGM? I never heard of any of those, I have over 70 Gameinformer magazines from 2001 & up though, they take me back like a portal through time, I really appreciate them.
@@adamchirico7724 I believe it because when I was in second grade, I thought that the Small Soldiers game on the PS1 was good & I feared playing resident evil 2 more than I feared my strict fathers belt & let's not talk about how I hid under a bed when my cousins played resident evil 3 nemesis lol a child's imagination heightens everything, the kids who didn't have healthy imaginations truly missed out, but I guarantee if you played Bruce lee qotd right now you'd rather watch leaves fall off of a tree, I took it back to Funcoland immediately, my friends & my mom was disgusting with it, Funcoland had us trade it for $25 when we paid $56 and change for it an hour & a half before bringing it back, mom still payed the extra for the Dead to rights game which was hot & we played all night, my boys slept over & we all loved it, I awoke to my boy playing it at 5 in the morning, he was breaking out of jail in the game & my mom allowed it, my mom is 1 one of the coolest moms on earth, I'm blessed.
Kabuki warriors is made by the guys who made Kengo and Bushido blade. They were definitely trying to make things a little wackier than their other games and just didn't get it down all the way.
the sound effects in kabuki warriors are really funny to me because ive played MULTIPLE games with kabuki inspired sfx that do it so much better than that
The turning on pulse racer just looks physically painful jesus. No point in any of these even existing outside of maybe the kabuki theater fighter lol.
the track builder in PulseRacer looks interesting- and I've never heard of Stake before, but at a glance it looks like something I would play (now that I know it's flaws, I might stay away).
Sneakers should have been ok as a cheapie but they knew it wasn’t going to do well, I think. Sneakers is a TERRIBLE name which tells you nothing about the game and regulating it to TRU really did not do it any favors.
No Breakdown?? That was the most BROKEN POS I have ever played. Boring bland graphics, awful shooting and targeting mechanics. Breakdown ranks between Drake and the 99 Dragons and Batman Dark Tomorrow.
Drake of the 99 Dragons is so bad it's funny. It might not be the worst game ever, but it's no where near good. You can CLEARLY tell they wanted to make a good dame but they just SUCK at making games. 😂
I've always found this guy's reviews somewhat questionable, but I always thought it was just because he only likes really specific kinds of games. After hearing him call Drake of the 99 Dragons playable, I'm convinced he just spins a wheel or something to determine his reviews.
You see people be like "game reviewers dont use the full scale, everythings a 7/10 at worst, they need to use the full scale, Suicide Squad and Starfield should totally be 3/10 games" You do not know what a 3/10 is. This video is a good reminder on what 3/10s are
"And then, Drake throws himself out of a window, AND *DIES!!!!"*
-The Angry Video Game Nerd, 2021
I like trying out older bad games. Recently beat Haze on PS3 and it had some interesting concepts going on.
yeah its interesting seeing what cool ideas they had that just didnt work or werent enough to save it
I played it through emulation a few years back. It's definitely a low quality game, but I sort of enjoyed it.
I wish I could remember the title but, the worst Original Xbox game for me was this detective game that took place in two time periods. You played a female detective tracking a serial killer her great great grandfather was also tracking. Mysterious😮.
I rage quit the game when I had to figure out a gingerbread man recipe. I’m not joking, each ingredient had to be measured and added according to symbolically what makes the gingerbread man a “man”.
This happens in the first hour after investigating a murder scene.
Still Life?
Definitely Still Life, go watch the Accursed Farms video on it, hilarious.
I think you're referring to Still Life.
Oh my god! I totally forgot that I played Still Life until reading your description. I was so excited to play it but it was truly abysmal.
Would you believe that was the SECOND game... in a TRILOGY!?
Always felt that Kabuki Warriors is a flawed yet sorely misunderstood game. Definitely not "worst game ever" levels of bad, but there are better choices out there.
Yeah I was able to get some fun out of it, it's just a flawed experience.
I bought the game recently. Haven't played it yet. Gonna go into it with no preconceived thoughts.
@@ArReaper45hope you enjoy your time with it whether or not you think it sucks lol
@@user-wt2mo9eb6i I've got $7 into a complete copy of it. I'm sure I can find $7 of value/fun into it. That's how I judge the worth of my time with it. If I can get much fun, it's worth that cost. 💪🏻
i honestly really like the concept. imagine a game with that premise but with a weapon-based fighting game system as good as soul calibur... that would actually be interesting
I remember buying Drake of the 99 dragons at a gamestop several years ago for 25 cents. Cashier said that I'm over paying. Played it for ten minutes and had to throw up. On the bright side, a friend from work was collecting video games and said that he was looking for it. I was going to give it to him, but when I announced that I had it, the guy cut me off and said he would give me 5 dollars for it. So that's how Drake made me lose my lunch and helped me buy a new one.
When you say you threw up, do you mean that you actually physically vomited? Because it would be crazy if you did
@melon4200 Yes, I did. The fast-moving camera in the game, complete with the visuals and a full meal beforehand, made me literally vomit. Had to cover my eyes a bit for the game in the video section.
Lol
Who is your favorite Disney character?
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It interesting that most of the worst games on here actually seem like really good games on paper. Like, Kabuki inspired fighting game. A children's platformer where you play as a troop on mice. Third person shooter with parkour and 2000s comic book graphics. Those sound really fun. It's just the execution of them all.
Bubbling under on the worst list is Chicago Enforcer. It's ridiculously unfair; enemies will pop out of nowhere and wreck you with perfect accuracy like a DarkSim.
Kabuki Warriors looks incredibly simple, but also a bit satisfying with an interesting concept. Sneakers looks incredibly cozy, if a bit bland. Drake of the 99 Dragons will always be legendary. They will never get me to hate it. The other two just look awful. Who’s idea was it to put heart attacks as a racing game mechanic lol.
This was a enjoyable concept, going after low scores games on the Xbox! I haven't heard of any of them, but you covered them well, with excellent gameplay of each!
One of the worst rated Xbox games that I personally love & think is quite good is a official George Romero "Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddler's Green" & was created with the then new movie in mind which it's loosely based on. When seeing the movie opening week at the theater, they showed the video game as a preview before they showed the actual film. It is a original Xbox console exclusive, but also on PC. I was a diehard PS2 gamer then but as I absolutely adore Romero's several famous Zombie films like "Dawn of the Dead" I saw in 1978, I had to play "Land of the Dead", so that was my excuse to buy my first Xbox & the game did not disappoint! Years later with the advent of the internet the game got destroyed by numerous jaded game reviews at that time, but I never knew it was considered bad until years later. It is certainly janky but is still a fantastic & somewhat disturbing zombie game. The harder the difficulty you set, the faster & more aggressive the zombies come at you, it was ahead of it's time as simplistic as it looks. The zombie noises & eerie electronic music really makes the experience. I can't recommend it enough, it is one of the most subjective "bad games" I've ever played.
I made a video years ago picking out low Metacritic scored games I really enjoyed, which made for a entertaining video montage!
I really need to play that one and that sounds like a fun video! I need to rewatch Land of the Dead as well!
do you remember the Deadliest Warrior fighting games? They were simple but me and my bro loved playing them. The dismemberment was pretty cool and different weapons etc
i remember those, felt like a more modern bushido blade, i liked em
Oh yeah, great multi-player game, I loved it.
I remember really wanting to try Drake and the 99 Dragons. But then i saw the reviews. A few days ago i finally saw a copy at a retro game store and its been on my mind to go back and get it. But i feel like thats a terrible idea
That "New Legends" game that you said was worse than Sneakers got actually halfway decent reviews, comparatively, but the failure of sales actually stopped that studio from making a Sam & Max title. And considering that studio was made up of lots of LucasArts veterans on the squad, I think we could've been relatively hopeful for their efforts in that specific type of game, that LucasArts did so well for so many years. I don't have a point to any of this just thought it was kind of interesting. Enjoyed the video! First one I've seen from your channel. Thanks for making it! 👍
16:13 actually, another game did this first. This was implemented in Jet Moto (1996) for PS1, and it felt great there. This mechanic would return in the other two Jet Moto games, both also on PS1
Most of these games weren't as bad as they were labeled, just came out at the wrong time in the wrong format. Kabuki Warriors' 'simple combat' comes from Samurai Spirits, where the game focuses on footsies and big hits over combos. Deadliest Warrior did this better, but without Kabuki, wouldn't have been possible. And the other games would've had a better review had they waited to be Xbox Live Arcade titles and not 60 dollar games.
Speaking of Nezmix, the game is so unfairly judged. The west wasn't used to "weird Japanese games" as it is nowadays. It was sure simple, but the game still featured great graphics for its time, an amazing soundtrack (the intro theme in Japanese: Magical Eyes by Folder 5 is such a banger), but not only that, the voices aren't "rat squeaks"; it's fully dubbed in Japanese. How many games of that era can you name with fully voiced characters? Out of all games in this list, it's one that deserves to return.
You forgot Chicago Enforcer. A game without music
Skeakers was fire idc. It was a cozy game for me as a kid lol
I think at the end of the day it's about if you enjoyed it or not. A boring game is a sin to me.
Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddler's Green, should be on this list. JUST KIDDING, DEAN. LoL. Looks like a fine game, actually.
@@xman777b its controls are janky but besides that i guess its not that bad, i completed it for the first time in years last week lol
Interesting coverage for these five titles. Yeah, I only known from searching them at a cursory glance and assuming they don’t have anything to offer…yet, I often gravitate toward Sneakers for some unknown peculiar reason. I guess seeing the graphic being not bad and some good music alongside the title being at least playable in a mix of a 2D platformer with elements of fighting really surprised me. It doesn’t have that much going on outside of that…but it’s not as glitchy or unfinished compared to the others on this list. Kabuki Warrior had a very good premise of a Kabuki theatre fighting game and I wished to have loved to see how Genki doing more with this if they had more development time…shame it’s not content rich enough though.
The others don’t have much to say, although the idea of an automated track feature sounds amazing had it been better executed in a better title than Pulse Racer. And of course Drake of the 99 Dragons is still very much….an extremely difficult game to come back and I don’t think the 2018 PC version can simply fix the issues of the bad level design.
On another side note was that Genki also developed Kakuto Chojin and that one was also lambasted by critics and was recently reviewed by Digital Foundry more recently too. It’s pretty interesting…
Wow the old reviewers were much more realistic back then. I bet that mouse game would have been a hit today
Sadly true.
The mouse game wasn't as bad, just people weren't used to 'weird Japanese' games. Just see the amount of games that were never released outside of Japan due to that, like Doshin the Giant.
>journalistic qualifications
Orange man wasn't bad yet.
4/5 bait, almost got me
Only ever played the demo for Drake, but as a 10 year old that loved The Matrix (ostensibly because of the action, didn't have a clue of what the film was actually about, lol), i thoight the game was cool as hell. Thinking about it, i recognized the game wasnt great (the controls really werent intuitive) but appreciated the attempt and enjoyed what it was trying to do, which i think kickstarted my love for weird, janky games that had ambition but failed the execition, like Alone in the Dark 2008.
Either way, great video, thanks for shining a light on some games I'd never heard of!
Alone In The Dark 2008’s real time inventory system was such a neat idea. Doing away with menus entirely and just having your character check his pockets. I’m surprised no else has tried this. If I had to guess, it’s too animation heavy to make it work without glitching nowadays.
Sneakers being made by Media Vision is so odd. I agree with you that the game isn't nearly as horrible as reviewers claimed. The soundtrack is excellent
The music has a cute charm to it! I seriously think a big issue with it for many at the time was that it took place on a 2D plane and people really wanted it be a 3D platformer.
Batman Dark Tomorow is almost unplayable.
Awesome video. I love to see lower rated games getting attention. I'd watch another video like this or ten.
Glad you enjoyed!
Just got my copy of Kabuki Warriors today, thanks to this video.
Im a firm believer that video games are art first. And that game looked amazing as far as art direction and game mechanics go. Definitely unique
Kabuki Warriors deserves a "From the Ground Up" Remake by Koei Tecmo and Team Ninja 😎.
i still go back and watch ProJared's video on Drake of the 99 Dragons sometimes, and man that is certainly an attempt at a video game
Idk if that Bruce Lee game was an exclusive but it’s the worst Xbox game I ever owned or played. I got it on launch full price and electronics boutique only gave me 15 in credit back within a week 😂
Drake of the 99 Dragons don't seem that bad to me, I love 3rd Person shoot em ups, like Max Payne, Dead To Rights, Devil May Cry etc. So I'll check this out, see for myself.
I'm amazed Shrek didn't make it to the list
hey i loved the Shrek game, it was rough for sure but it had some positive aspects to it. Game got brutally hard at the end though i never beat it as a kid
No matter how bad a shrek game is, it’s a guaranteed 7/10 simply for the inclusion of a shrek
@@Gryzlek I’d say it’s more of a weird game than an offensively bad one. Besides, the GameCube version of it was worse
Camp Xbox is out here doing MIRACLE WORK, would’ve bought so many bad games before watching a video, shout out u 🙏🏽
Me and one of my best friends back in high school used a free rental to check out Drake of the 99 Dragons AFTER seeing a scathing review for it on X-Play (which I believe at the time was STILL ON TechTV).
Upon hitting the start button at the main menu, we proceeded to laugh for the next 20 minutes until TEARS were coming out of our eyes. 😂
I think that Sneakers was a good game! I mean it was easy, but it was unique and charming. I also liked Kabuki Warriors, but I only played the demo. How much are both of these games nowadays? I have an original Xbox (well it’s my dad’s lol) and want to get more games for it!
What HDMI solution do you use, I need something that will look good on a HD TV and also allow me to use my HD elgato capture lol
I use Xbox2HDMI with my elgato
the 99 Dragons game always looked like it would have fit perfectly with the 90s Batman or Superman series.
This man is beyond positive all these games ass
lmao😂
I had high hopes for Bruce Lee game but it was hard so I didn't finish the game
I feel like all of these could be loved if they got a remake/new controls that fit the current gen. And only charge 10 bucks 😅
I admittedly have a fair bit of nostalgia for Sneakers. I played it at some place when I was about 6, despite my family never owning an OXbox.
Yeah Sneakers was bad but so bad it's almost good. I'm sure there are a bunch of your viewers with fond memories!
The first game was actually fun when it first came out
I had Kabuki Warriors as a little 11 year Asian culture stan and I loved it. It's not good, but I had lots of fun with it. That "EEE-YOOOOOO" will forever be burned into my brain.
glad youtube recommended this good video
Glad you enjoyed!
You forgot to mention how in kabuki warriors, all you need to do to win is to hold the stick left or right and mash A. Instant win essentially every time.
Sneakers geometry remind me of voodoo vice I obsessed over that games case the weekend I got it because my power had went out
They still doing it regardless if it’s good or not they give every Xbox game review bomb nothing has really changed
It’s more acceptable to be a Sony fanboy these days.
Both Sony and Microsoft are trash now though. I will say at least Microsoft makes some older games backwards compatible unlike Sony.
Camp Xbox back in action another great video
My favorite og Xbox game was Playboy The Mansion.
Old descriptions of games always crack me up.
I don’t know if you have played 7 days to Die but it’s brutal. Zombies spawn on your head or 20 of them will run out of a closet? If you drive over a rock or stick in your vehicle it takes tons of damage. You can path the zombies like lemmings, they are beyond simple. And the game took 12 years to make it this bad.
Drake of The 99 dragons genuinely makes me sad. It may be cause I have a soft spot for 90s anti heroes.
Oh man I remember Pulse Racer. Was genuinely curious in trying it again thinking that I was bad due to being a kid back then. Glad to see it wasn't my age related skill issues
I remember playing a demo disc of a bunch of games and drake was one of them, and as a kid i thought i liked it lol, def would like to see a full review on that.
That first Kabuki warriors fighting game looks pretty Rad ..
God, I remember Stake: Fortune Fighter when I was little, I honestly thought it wasn’t truly awful personally. But that was my opinion when I was little.
How do you capture footage from the xbox?
My xbox has an XBHD hooked into it to have an HDMI output which goes into my Elagato Game Capture.
A game that did Drake’s gameplay style better is probably Bloodrayne. Way more responsive with a peak soundtrack and some edgy vampirism
I can't believe that Bruce Lee quest of the dragon wasn't nominated as not only the worst Xbox original game, but as 1 of the worst video games in history.
I have a EGM issue from 2002 where there is a full-page ad for that game... opposite a page that was a low score review of the game.
@@HenryStudioCA EGM? I never heard of any of those, I have over 70 Gameinformer magazines from 2001 & up though, they take me back like a portal through time, I really appreciate them.
@@kenjipolicardpolicard6986 EGM is the initials for Electronic Gaming Monthly.
I thought that games was awesome, I was in 2nd grade probably then to tho haha
@@adamchirico7724 I believe it because when I was in second grade, I thought that the Small Soldiers game on the PS1 was good & I feared playing resident evil 2 more than I feared my strict fathers belt & let's not talk about how I hid under a bed when my cousins played resident evil 3 nemesis lol a child's imagination heightens everything, the kids who didn't have healthy imaginations truly missed out, but I guarantee if you played Bruce lee qotd right now you'd rather watch leaves fall off of a tree, I took it back to Funcoland immediately, my friends & my mom was disgusting with it, Funcoland had us trade it for $25 when we paid $56 and change for it an hour & a half before bringing it back, mom still payed the extra for the Dead to rights game which was hot & we played all night, my boys slept over & we all loved it, I awoke to my boy playing it at 5 in the morning, he was breaking out of jail in the game & my mom allowed it, my mom is 1 one of the coolest moms on earth, I'm blessed.
Damn it. I actually loved Whacked! And Freaky Flyers. 😢
I gotta know what Andy from Game Informer is up to now. That guy rules.
Kabuki warriors is made by the guys who made Kengo and Bushido blade. They were definitely trying to make things a little wackier than their other games and just didn't get it down all the way.
I never heard of Stake: Fortune Fighters and Pulse Racer.
WWF Raw (2002) is probably one of if not the worst Xbox exclusive in the history of the world
I bet Sneakers used the hell out of those brawling sequences on their trailers...
the sound effects in kabuki warriors are really funny to me because ive played MULTIPLE games with kabuki inspired sfx that do it so much better than that
The turning on pulse racer just looks physically painful jesus.
No point in any of these even existing outside of maybe the kabuki theater fighter lol.
If there's anything I would give to Stake, it would be the character designs being pretty cool. But they are pretty derivative of 90s Capcom designs.
the track builder in PulseRacer looks interesting- and I've never heard of Stake before, but at a glance it looks like something I would play (now that I know it's flaws, I might stay away).
Wait, wait..... Aquaman is not in this list?
It's super low, but that one also had a GameCube release. Never played but I've heard it stinks.
You seem to be an inveterate optimist 🙂
Kabuki Warriors!! EEYOH! - that game was the tits when it was new. We played that until the disk stopped working. EEYOH!
Playstation ad on Xbox camp channel is wild
😂
Honestly the only one of these that I have even heard of was Drake of the 99 Dragons and I have never played it.
For some reason, Drake has lived in my brain for 20 years.
Has a game missed the target audience of the console it was on more than Sneakers?
i cant believe theres a game with the gunkata from Equilibrium and it was *bad*... what a waste
Hey nice channel youtube recommended me this video so I hit sub and I'm not disappointed 👍
Sneakers should have been ok as a cheapie but they knew it wasn’t going to do well, I think. Sneakers is a TERRIBLE name which tells you nothing about the game and regulating it to TRU really did not do it any favors.
Back when every game wasn't 7/10
I think drake of the 99 dragons is on steam,im not sure
Yes its on Steam.
Kabuki isn’t really great for a fighting game. Since kabuki artists are actors
Sneakers was awful even as a kid lmao
No Breakdown?? That was the most BROKEN POS I have ever played. Boring bland graphics, awful shooting and targeting mechanics. Breakdown ranks between Drake and the 99 Dragons and Batman Dark Tomorrow.
That game only relied on immersive first person fist fighting, not first person shooting.
Metal Dungeon is a guilty pleasure of mine, but if i recall, it got HORRIBLE reviews
Yeah not the best received. I honestly don't love it, but it is very unique on the Xbox.
Sneakers? You mean Mouse Quest II from Smiling Friends?
Adult reviewers should not be allowed to trash children's games. Game journos just suck.
I really like kabuki warriors
Drake of the 99 dragons sucks for me because it could have been better.
damn Barty, ok❗️
Drake of the 99 Dragons is so bad it's funny. It might not be the worst game ever, but it's no where near good. You can CLEARLY tell they wanted to make a good dame but they just SUCK at making games. 😂
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Im suprised none of the WW2 combat games was mentioned
And Combat: Task Force
No sound effects?!
you sound like Mark Proksch
I love that guy!
@@campxbox hell yeah 🪀
Ee-yooo
EEEYOO
I love how people act like games used to be better. Over 90% of games have always been terrible. Since day 1
I've always found this guy's reviews somewhat questionable, but I always thought it was just because he only likes really specific kinds of games.
After hearing him call Drake of the 99 Dragons playable, I'm convinced he just spins a wheel or something to determine his reviews.
How did you find out about my wheel!?!
@@campxbox Being able to laugh at yourself when faced with a critical comment. I respect that.
You see people be like "game reviewers dont use the full scale, everythings a 7/10 at worst, they need to use the full scale, Suicide Squad and Starfield should totally be 3/10 games"
You do not know what a 3/10 is. This video is a good reminder on what 3/10s are
She calling me Sneakers